MyronGainesX - Trump's Hormuz Blockade, Swalwell MeToo Lies, FBI Raids AI Terrorist!
Aired: 2026-04-13
Duration: 01:23:47


=== A Lot of Stuff Happening (06:28) ===

[00:07:41]  And we
[00:13:24]  are live.
[00:13:24]  What's up, guys?
[00:13:25]  Welcome to the stream.
[00:13:27]  We are live.
[00:13:29]  On a little bit earlier than usual.
[00:13:30]  I don't think I'm going to be on late night.
[00:13:35]  So, yeah.
[00:13:38]  Yeah, we're here.
[00:13:39]  We got a lot of news, though.
[00:13:41]  We got Trump's removes blockade.
[00:13:44]  We got Sawell getting Me Too'd.
[00:13:46]  We got the FBI raiding an AI terrorist.
[00:13:50]  A whole bunch of stuff going on, guys.
[00:13:53]  I will say, I will not be at Penn State this week, guys.
[00:13:57]  We have to reschedule it.
[00:13:58]  Got a lot of stuff going on this week.
[00:14:01]  Got a lot of work I got to do.
[00:14:02]  And, you know, just taking two days off to go off to Pennsylvania right now just is not really feasible.

=== Rescheduling with Sean (02:03) ===

[00:14:10]  Got a lot of stuff that I got to get done.
[00:14:11]  So I will be here.
[00:14:13]  I'll be streaming.
[00:14:14]  I'll be working.
[00:14:14]  Don't get it twisted.
[00:14:15]  I'll be here.
[00:14:16]  But I just won't be at Penn State this week.
[00:14:21]  I'm rescheduling it with Sean right now.
[00:14:25]  Okay.
[00:14:25]  I'm rescheduling it.
[00:14:27]  We're going to try to get it in the next week or two.
[00:14:29]  So don't worry, it's still going to happen.
[00:14:33]  But we will reschedule it for sure.
[00:14:37]  So we will try to make that happen.
[00:14:40]  Let me see here.
[00:14:53]  But yeah, I got to get a lot of stuff done, guys.
[00:14:56]  As you guys know, we do the show, we do fresh and fit, you know, after hours, et cetera.
[00:15:01]  You know, just got a lot of stuff going on.
[00:15:05]  And also, the weather doesn't look too good for Penn State.
[00:15:10]  So if I try to set up a table in the middle of the day, I might not even be able to do it.
[00:15:18]  Someone said, Can't believe you're rescheduling, bro.
[00:15:20]  I booked a bus ride from NYC.
[00:15:22]  Okay, get a refund, man.
[00:15:24]  Reschedule it.
[00:15:25]  A Greyhound bus ride ain't that expensive, bro.
[00:15:28]  It's like 30 bucks, man.
[00:15:29]  You mad at me over a fucking Greyhound ticket, nigga?
[00:15:31]  Like, goddamn.
[00:15:34]  Bro.
[00:15:36]  Nigga mad at me over a Greyhound ticket, bruh.
[00:15:41]  What the hell?
[00:15:44]  Yeah, man.
[00:15:46]  Look, I didn't want to do it, bro, but I gotta.
[00:15:50]  I gotta do it.
[00:15:51]  I got so much crap I have to do that I just can't.
[00:15:55]  I just can't go right now.
[00:15:57]  Nigga said it's 1.30.
[00:16:04]  I mean, can you get a refund, dude?
[00:16:06]  Can you get a refund or can you reschedule it?
[00:16:10]  Most of the time, if you call it, you could reschedule it, bro.

=== Twitter Ban Threats (08:16) ===

[00:16:13]  They're really friendly about that.
[00:16:17]  Like, reschedule it, man.
[00:16:18]  And you can absolutely, you know, I just found out now.
[00:16:22]  That's another big reason, too, why I came on air, like now, to let you guys know.
[00:16:27]  But yeah, it's a bus ticket, bro.
[00:16:30]  You can get it back.
[00:16:30]  You can absolutely reschedule it, bro.
[00:16:32]  They'll reschedule it for you.
[00:16:34]  They're usually good about that.
[00:16:35]  Someone said, Why couldn't you just drive there?
[00:16:41]  Come on, guys.
[00:16:42]  Don't beat him up, bro.
[00:16:45]  Don't tell them that you're seeing Myron.
[00:16:47]  They won't refund it.
[00:16:49]  No, you don't have to not refund, but they'll give you a credit, bro.
[00:16:52]  If you tell them, hey, can I reschedule this for another day?
[00:16:54]  Like, yo, they'll give you credit, bro.
[00:16:56]  They will give you credit.
[00:16:57]  Call the hotline.
[00:16:59]  Like, it costs nothing to take you off one bus and put you on another, bro.
[00:17:03]  Come on, man.
[00:17:05]  Niggas in the chest said, Brokey Talks.
[00:17:06]  Come on, man.
[00:17:07]  Don't make fun of the guy, bro.
[00:17:08]  Come on, guys.
[00:17:10]  Don't be assholes.
[00:17:13]  Myron 2028, thank you.
[00:17:15]  Mr. Face Mask.
[00:17:17]  Tapsino says if he can't get his money back, reimburse the man.
[00:17:20]  Bro, he doesn't have to get his money back.
[00:17:21]  He literally just tells him, hey, I want to reschedule it.
[00:17:24]  And most companies will let you reschedule, bro.
[00:17:27]  They will absolutely let him reschedule.
[00:17:33]  So, yeah, we got a couple things to talk about, man.
[00:17:35]  We got Eric Swalwell resigning from Congress.
[00:17:41]  We got a six year old that killed his daughter, sorry, killed his stepsister on a cruise.
[00:17:47]  We got, we got obviously the blockade with Trump.
[00:17:55]  That's crazy.
[00:17:57]  So, yeah, man, we got a bunch of different stuff.
[00:18:01]  And then obviously the FBI did a raid out in California.
[00:18:05]  Well, I think it was based out of California, but they did a raid in Spring, Texas on someone who tried to like Molotov cocktail Sam Altman.
[00:18:13]  Which is like insane.
[00:18:16]  You know what I mean?
[00:18:17]  Like, what the hell?
[00:18:18]  Absolutely nuts.
[00:18:20]  So, yeah.
[00:18:24]  Hey, Myron, this girl never told her boyfriend that she slept with his tin brother.
[00:18:28]  The timestamp is 15 37.
[00:18:30]  He would later say that he doesn't see himself spending the rest of his life with her.
[00:18:34]  That timestamp is 21 15.
[00:18:35]  Could be a red pill topic.
[00:18:37]  Let's see here.
[00:18:39]  If this shit is trash, I hope you're ready, bro.
[00:18:41]  Like, you're going to get roasted into oblivion, bro.
[00:18:46]  If it's trash, you're going to get cooked.
[00:18:49]  I'm going to tell you this right now.
[00:18:51]  Okay.
[00:18:52]  On May 1st and not the 2nd, is that the day you're going to AUC's main campus?
[00:18:55]  I think we're May 1st.
[00:18:56]  Yo, Egyptian Menace, can you please confirm if we got May 1st locked?
[00:19:01]  Tapping So says, any red pill content today?
[00:19:05]  Yeah, I guess we got a topic right here, which I guess comes in from this girl never told her boyfriend that she slept with his twin brother.
[00:19:13]  The timestamp is 1537.
[00:19:14]  Bro, that is crazy, bro.
[00:19:16]  Oh, speaking of ugly thoughts, let me show y'all something.
[00:19:19]  Let's open up the Red Pill Top actually with this topic.
[00:19:22]  Hold, bro.
[00:19:23]  Oh, man.
[00:19:25]  Let me show y'all this, bro.
[00:19:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:19:30]  Justin Bieber.
[00:19:31]  I should have commented that too.
[00:19:32]  Bro, these celebrities are such fucking idiots, bro.
[00:19:36]  It amazes me how these guys get rich and famous sometimes.
[00:19:38]  It's actually incredible.
[00:19:43]  And then, oh, yeah, let me show you guys this how girls dress at Coachella.
[00:19:48]  More red flags.
[00:19:51]  Which, by the way, if your girl goes to Coachella without you, bro, just hang it up, man.
[00:19:56]  Just hang it up, bro.
[00:19:58]  Just hang it up.
[00:20:00]  Okay, we actually do got a couple red pill topics here that I forgot about.
[00:20:04]  I got to go on my Twitter feed before I come on stream.
[00:20:06]  I forget that I'd be posting heat, bro.
[00:20:09]  I forget that on X, I actually be posting some fire on there and I forget to fucking show it to you guys.
[00:20:15]  But anyway, let's go ahead.
[00:20:17]  Let me, yeah, we got some red pill content today.
[00:20:20]  Don't worry, my friend.
[00:20:21]  I'll save this one for last, but let's go through some of my tweets here.
[00:20:24]  So, first, we got our boy, you know, Justin Bieber.
[00:20:29]  Okay.
[00:20:30]  And basically, people are outraged.
[00:20:32]  And yo, shout out to my guy, Dom Luker, bro.
[00:20:36]  He's making fun of Twitter.
[00:20:37]  Yo, they demonetized him, dude.
[00:20:40]  Yo, fuck Twitter, bro.
[00:20:42]  Twitter is so fucking garbage, man.
[00:20:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:20:47]  Worst platform ever, bro.
[00:20:52]  Worst platform ever.
[00:20:54]  Someone said Dom was selling posts.
[00:20:56]  Bro, everybody sells posts on X, bro.
[00:20:59]  Get the fuck out of here with that.
[00:21:01]  Okay, get the fuck out of here with that.
[00:21:04]  Everybody fucking sells posts on X, bro.
[00:21:08]  This guy was getting like 600 million impressions, bro, a month, man.
[00:21:12]  Like, dude has motion on X, bro.
[00:21:15]  Like, one of their top creators.
[00:21:17]  Right?
[00:21:19]  So, like, people can say whatever they want to say about Dom, but the fact of the matter is this Dom has a platform.
[00:21:27]  He kills it on X, he breaks stories, right?
[00:21:31]  A lot of the times.
[00:21:32]  Before other people.
[00:21:35]  And he's damn good, bro.
[00:21:37]  He's posting like 5,200 times a day, bro.
[00:21:39]  You know how much work that takes?
[00:21:39]  Like, bro, some of you motherfuckers can't post once a day.
[00:21:45]  Bro, he's posting like 5,200 times a day.
[00:21:48]  Different news, all this shit.
[00:21:51]  No, he never.
[00:21:51]  What the fuck are you talking about saying that dumb shit, Humboldt?
[00:21:54]  You about to get banned, bro, saying some dumb shit like that.
[00:21:56]  Don't ever say that again.
[00:21:58]  So, yeah, shout out to my guy, Dom.
[00:22:00]  He's a friend of mine.
[00:22:01]  I like Dom a lot.
[00:22:02]  I stand by him.
[00:22:03]  Fuck Julan Musk.
[00:22:05]  Okay, sorry, I meant Elon Musk.
[00:22:06]  My bad.
[00:22:08]  Anyway, yeah.
[00:22:09]  So, and it's funny.
[00:22:11]  He goes, stolen news, right?
[00:22:12]  He puts stealer narratives.
[00:22:13]  That's funny as fuck.
[00:22:14]  He's trolling now.
[00:22:16]  Justin Bieber is being accused of throwing one of the worst Coachella performances in human history as fans complained that he sat behind a laptop during the show, which he made $10 million for.
[00:22:33]  Good one.
[00:22:41]  Okay.
[00:22:42]  Yeah.
[00:22:55]  Unbelievable.
[00:22:56]  Yo, imagine paying like $50K to go to Coachella and this nigga just sitting there with some fucking rain boots watching YouTube videos.
[00:23:05]  Bro, man.
[00:23:08]  I'd be tight.
[00:23:14]  Nigga got a nose ring.
[00:23:26]  Bro came into the game so wholesome.
[00:23:29]  Now look at him.
[00:23:30]  Tatted up, degenerate, low IQ, moron, dude.
[00:23:40]  This is crazy.
[00:23:41]  You know, these damn paparazzi, man, they.
[00:23:46]  I don't know if it's really clocking to them.
[00:23:56]  Like, these guys just won't leave me alone, bro.
[00:24:01]  Like, really, bro?
[00:24:05]  Now, from what I understand, I don't know how long he did this.
[00:24:08]  Someone maybe, one of you guys might have gone to Coachella, but like, yo, chat, how long did bro spend on his laptop?
[00:24:15]  Can one of you guys tell me?
[00:24:17]  How long did this guy spend on his laptop?
[00:24:19]  That's the real question here.
[00:24:22]  Right?
[00:24:23]  Now, what did I type here?
[00:24:24]  I typed, most celebs don't live in reality.
[00:24:26]  When you have him praised your entire life, he's been an A list celeb since childhood.

=== McDonald's Class Lessons (09:38) ===

[00:24:30]  You lose sight of how the world works.
[00:24:32]  The worst curse to place on a man is to make him rich and famous young.
[00:24:38]  Ladies and gentlemen, mostly gentlemen, the only people that can, you know, that I think is okay for them to be rich young and their dad spoil them is women, okay?
[00:24:52]  And that's for different reasons.
[00:24:54]  Trauma makes men, it destroys women, all right?
[00:24:57]  It absolutely destroys women.
[00:24:59]  So you got to keep that in mind.
[00:25:04]  Got to keep that in mind.
[00:25:05]  And not only does having money at a young age make you a bitch, not having, like, not grinding, right?
[00:25:20]  It makes you a bitch, bro.
[00:25:22]  If you guys look at a lot of these streamers, right?
[00:25:24]  Or influencers, these TikTok guys, right?
[00:25:28]  They're low IQ, not in shape, lazy, right?
[00:25:35]  Don't understand how the world works, don't understand the value of a dollar.
[00:25:38]  Right?
[00:25:38]  Never worked like a real job in their life.
[00:25:40]  That shit fucks you up, bro.
[00:25:42]  I'm telling you guys, that shit fucks you up.
[00:25:45]  One of the things looking back, right?
[00:25:47]  I'm 36 years old now.
[00:25:49]  You guys want to know one of the best jobs I ever had was?
[00:25:51]  And when I say best jobs, I don't mean as an enjoyable, but like taught me a lot.
[00:25:57]  I worked at McDonald's 20 years ago at 16 years old, dude.
[00:26:01]  Okay?
[00:26:02]  And I would not trade that experience for the world, man.
[00:26:07]  I really wouldn't.
[00:26:09]  Because that job taught me so much about life.
[00:26:12]  It taught me about working hard.
[00:26:15]  It taught me about making minimum wage.
[00:26:17]  It taught me about dealing with people that are fucking scumbags.
[00:26:23]  Let me tell y'all something about people that go to McDonald's to eat.
[00:26:26]  They're low class losers, okay?
[00:26:29]  People that eat at McDonald's are scum of the fucking earth nine out of 10 times.
[00:26:33]  They go there every day, right?
[00:26:35]  They order the same shit every day.
[00:26:37]  And if you don't give it to them perfect, they're fucking treat you like shit.
[00:26:40]  And working in fast food, Humbled me so much, and it taught me how to deal with people.
[00:26:46]  It taught me how to, you know, understand what types of people that I want to be around versus people what I don't want to be around.
[00:26:54]  It made me have a whole different type of appreciation for people that do fast food or any type of service work for that matter, right?
[00:27:04]  You meet real low class people, dude.
[00:27:06]  It's really bad.
[00:27:08]  But that was a very red pilling experience.
[00:27:13]  As a teenager, right?
[00:27:16]  And then I'm getting fired from that job, actually, for telling a chick that she was retarded.
[00:27:20]  That's a whole other job.
[00:27:21]  And that's only a whole other conversation.
[00:27:23]  I talked about it on my channel one time.
[00:27:24]  You know, I did the whole McDonald's story.
[00:27:26]  But yeah, dude, that was, I literally used to put the fries in the bag.
[00:27:30]  Facts.
[00:27:31]  I used to put the fries in the bag before it was cool.
[00:27:33]  I was putting fries in the bag in 2006, bro.
[00:27:35]  All right.
[00:27:36]  When Jim Jones' We Fly High came out, all right.
[00:27:39]  Niggas was talking about We Fly High.
[00:27:42]  No lie.
[00:27:43]  You know there's fries in the bag.
[00:27:46]  That's basically what I was doing, bro.
[00:27:48]  Nigga saying balling.
[00:27:49]  I'm like, fries in the bag.
[00:27:51]  That's what I was doing.
[00:27:53]  Literally.
[00:27:55]  Nigga saying balling.
[00:27:56]  I was throwing the ketchup pellets in the fucking bag.
[00:27:58]  Nigga, like, that's what I was doing, bro.
[00:28:01]  You know?
[00:28:03]  I was literally putting the fries in the bag.
[00:28:05]  And by the way, so for all you guys that are wondering, you know, I got the emote.
[00:28:10]  If you're a subscribed member on Kick, you can literally put the fucking fries in the bag emote.
[00:28:16]  Okay?
[00:28:17]  That's why Kick Chat is the best chat.
[00:28:19]  Fuck YouTube chat.
[00:28:21]  Okay.
[00:28:22]  OSS chat and kick chat are the best chats.
[00:28:26]  So, damn, I don't even see YouTube in the chat.
[00:28:28]  Are the YouTube niggas even here?
[00:28:31]  Oh, yeah, you guys are here.
[00:28:32]  It's just not showing up on my screen for some odd reason.
[00:28:37]  Oh shit, okay, whatever.
[00:28:39]  It is what it is.
[00:28:41]  Fuck YouTube.
[00:28:42]  Anyway, but yeah, so that's what it was, bro.
[00:28:45]  That's what it was.
[00:28:46]  Literally, we fly, no lie.
[00:28:49]  You know this.
[00:28:50]  Fries in the bag.
[00:28:51]  That's how I was doing it.
[00:28:53]  Right?
[00:28:53]  Chakarika, thank you so much for the five gifted.
[00:28:55]  Bumba.
[00:28:56]  Appreciate you, sir.
[00:28:59]  So that's what was going on.
[00:29:01]  And that made me a man.
[00:29:02]  Then, and I got three strikes.
[00:29:04]  I basically got fired for like one time I got an argument with a chick over a double hamburger.
[00:29:10]  Thank you, XXM, for the gifted sub.
[00:29:13]  I got into an argument with a girl about a double hamburger.
[00:29:15]  Another time, I got into an argument with someone at the drive thru and I called her a retard.
[00:29:23]  That's what got me fired.
[00:29:25]  And then, what was the first thing that got me in trouble?
[00:29:28]  I'm trying to remember what the first thing was that got me in trouble.
[00:29:31]  I think I miscounted the register or some shit.
[00:29:33]  I was like five bucks off because I suck at math.
[00:29:36]  I'm really bad at math, chat.
[00:29:37]  I will tell you guys that.
[00:29:38]  That will be my weakness.
[00:29:39]  If you guys want to know my kryptonite, Like women's account, women's kryptonite is accountability.
[00:29:43]  My kryptonite is fucking, you know, Algebra 3, bro.
[00:29:46]  Like, nigga, damn.
[00:29:48]  That shit is, that shit is, no, thank you.
[00:29:52]  No, thank you.
[00:29:53]  Okay.
[00:29:54]  Not good at math.
[00:29:54]  That's why I always had Asian friends.
[00:29:56]  Boom, bucket.
[00:29:57]  Okay.
[00:29:58]  Niggas was cheating in fucking math class, like, hey, man, what's the answer to number seven, bro?
[00:30:04]  You know, two and a half.
[00:30:06]  Okay.
[00:30:06]  Nigga, fuck with me.
[00:30:07]  That was the wrong answer.
[00:30:09]  Fucking dickhead.
[00:30:11]  You get a, you get a, you get a 79 on the test.
[00:30:14]  You're like, yo, what the fuck, bro?
[00:30:16]  I thought I was going to get like a 95.
[00:30:17]  It's like, hey, I can't give you all the answers and they know you cheated, dummy.
[00:30:20]  Like, I'm like, all right, fair enough.
[00:30:22]  Fair enough, man.
[00:30:23]  I couldn't even get a B minus, though.
[00:30:25]  Like, motherfucker.
[00:30:27]  So, anyway.
[00:30:29]  So, yeah.
[00:30:31]  And then I'll never forget, I went back to get my last paycheck and almost got in a fight with the manager, bro.
[00:30:37]  That shit was crazy.
[00:30:39]  Nigga's name was Kester.
[00:30:40]  And he used to go to Central Connecticut State University.
[00:30:42]  I used to make fun of him all the time.
[00:30:44]  And I actually ended up going there one year.
[00:30:47]  And he's old now, but he was like a Trinidad nigga, man.
[00:30:50]  And no, not Custer.
[00:30:52]  It was Kester.
[00:30:54]  Right?
[00:30:55]  I'll never forget.
[00:30:55]  I go in there, bro.
[00:30:57]  It was Saturday.
[00:30:58]  Okay?
[00:30:58]  It was Saturday.
[00:30:59]  Y'all really want this story?
[00:31:01]  Damn.
[00:31:04]  I don't want to tell this story again, bro.
[00:31:05]  Like, this story is kind of long, man.
[00:31:07]  I don't want to tell the fucking McDonald's story again.
[00:31:10]  I don't want to tell that shit.
[00:31:11]  Mr. Ooligan, thank you for the 10 gifted, bro.
[00:31:15]  Nigga, we got to get to the news, man.
[00:31:17]  We don't got all day to hear fucking fry in the bag stories, bro.
[00:31:22]  So, I've told the story before, man.
[00:31:27]  Let's see here.
[00:31:32]  Egyptian Menace, big update soon.
[00:31:34]  I got executive approval.
[00:31:36]  Next step is actually running it all security.
[00:31:38]  All right, let's go.
[00:31:40]  W Egyptian Menace.
[00:31:42]  So, Egyptian Menace, are we good for May 1st, bro?
[00:31:45]  Can you let the audience know if we're good for May 1st?
[00:31:47]  Nigga's name is MyDadLeft.
[00:31:49]  Bruh, what are these?
[00:31:51]  Yo, what are these names?
[00:31:53]  What are these names?
[00:31:57]  MyDadLeft is crazy.
[00:31:59]  Yo, Mine, I remember you had a hookup for Instagram rep. Can I get their contact info on the side?
[00:32:04]  I'm having issues getting logged into my business.
[00:32:06]  Page and I have a lot of customers on there waiting for me to contact them back, and I can't get in contact with Instagram because of it all AI.
[00:32:12]  Bro, I'll be honest with you, man.
[00:32:14]  Like, she's going to cost you like 10, 20K, bro.
[00:32:17]  These motherfuckers, bro, like, bro, like, I don't even know if you want to deal with these niggas, man.
[00:32:25]  They're going to fucking tax you, bro.
[00:32:27]  Like, seriously, like, it's going to be some wild, expensive shit, man.
[00:32:34]  If you really want me to tap you in with them, I can, but it's going to cost you a lot, bro.
[00:32:37]  I'm not going to even lie to you, man.
[00:32:39]  These IG motherfuckers are the worst, dude.
[00:32:42]  Martin, check this out.
[00:32:43]  NY Post, NYPD Units chat group, Hispanic lawsuit.
[00:32:49]  What the fuck?
[00:32:52]  Bro, you got to tell me what's in it, man.
[00:32:54]  I'm not about to just pull up a link out of nowhere.
[00:32:57]  Today at work, I was wearing my co worker, was talking about how evil the Holocaust was, and I had my Cookie Monster hoodie on internally.
[00:33:02]  Oh, shit.
[00:33:04]  From putting fries in the bag to a multimillionaire that has helped countless people improve and stay alive.
[00:33:08]  W.
[00:33:08]  Yeah, bro.
[00:33:09]  Yeah.
[00:33:10]  I was putting fries in the bag.
[00:33:12]  Like, yo, why do you guys think, like, you guys think this wisdom comes out of nowhere?
[00:33:16]  Bro, I had to get it out the mud, man.
[00:33:18]  Like, I really had to get it out the mud, dude.
[00:33:21]  You know?
[00:33:22]  That's why, like, I look at these young people and they have all this information at their fingertips, like, man, you guys are fucking bitches.
[00:33:31]  Thoughts on the post visit to Algeria while beefing with Donald Trump?
[00:33:36]  What can you do, man?
[00:33:36]  Donald O'Donnell is going crazy.
[00:33:38]  One chest says, by the way, huge L to be fat.
[00:33:41]  I agree.
[00:33:42]  Hard gainers get predictable results too.
[00:33:44]  OSS Army has custom coaching programs available.
[00:33:47]  Do not have a fat ass belly like most losers.
[00:33:50]  Again, hard gainers apply too.
[00:33:52]  Apply for OSS Custom Fitness Coaching here.
[00:33:54]  Link in the timestamps.
[00:33:56]  No brokies.
[00:33:56]  Yeah, guys, don't be brokies.
[00:33:58]  Don't waste one chest time, bro.
[00:33:59]  Like, if you're poor, like, don't even, bro, just, you know what I mean?
[00:34:03]  You might have to put the fries in the bag for a bit before you can put the legs in the gym.
[00:34:06]  You know what I'm saying?

=== Rich People vs Normies (02:14) ===

[00:34:08]  Some of you niggas are poor.
[00:34:10]  You got to finish, you got to solve that shit first, okay?
[00:34:15]  So.
[00:34:16]  Definitely go hit up our guy one chest if you're not an annoying brokey.
[00:34:23]  Okay.
[00:34:24]  Why is the.
[00:34:27]  Hold on one second and just.
[00:34:30]  Let me see if I can get this shit fixed.
[00:34:38]  All right.
[00:34:41]  Okay.
[00:34:41]  So, anyway, speaking of Coachella, look how girls dress for Coachella, bro.
[00:34:46]  Like, yo, bro, just send Astroid, man.
[00:34:49]  Just send Astroid.
[00:34:50]  Like, this shit is so fucking retarded.
[00:34:54]  What is this?
[00:34:56]  Bro, like, literally, like, look at how short that dress is, man.
[00:35:02]  Like, what the hell?
[00:35:08]  Now, just so you guys know, Coachella has a combination of different types of people.
[00:35:16]  You have like your EDM crowd of like rave 304s that also like pop music and rap, kind of, right?
[00:35:22]  In your top 40.
[00:35:23]  Then you also got like some higher end black people that like are kind of ghetto, but like not that, that ghetto, right?
[00:35:33]  But they still kind of pretend to be ghetto, right?
[00:35:35]  Like Will Smith's son, like idiots like that.
[00:35:38]  And like hipsters and like influencers and like.
[00:35:44]  You know, rich people, right, that kind of want to be in the scene.
[00:35:47]  Cause you guys got to understand that there's a lot of rich people that aren't famous.
[00:35:50]  Let me make that shit clear.
[00:35:52]  Bro, guys, there's lots of rich people that aren't famous.
[00:35:58]  Okay.
[00:36:00]  And these guys, what they do is they align with famous people just to get access to hang out with them.
[00:36:10]  Okay.
[00:36:10]  So, like, anytime you see like a celeb, right?
[00:36:15]  Like a big celeb or whatever, and you look in like their entourage, they're simply going to be like a really rich guy that just always pays for everything.

=== Puerto Rican Identity Debate (15:36) ===

[00:36:23]  Right?
[00:36:24]  And those guys hang out with the celeb for like access, clout, you know, exclusivity, that type of shit.
[00:36:33]  Right?
[00:36:34]  So there's people like that.
[00:36:35]  Now, lots of these types of people have like tried to, you know, kind of get in with me and Fresh and shit like that.
[00:36:40]  Fuck that, bro.
[00:36:41]  I don't.
[00:36:41]  Yo, get out of here with that.
[00:36:43]  You know?
[00:36:45]  Like, my thing is, I can't fake.
[00:36:47]  If I don't like you, okay?
[00:36:48]  I can't fake it.
[00:36:50]  You know, I have very low tolerance for certain personalities.
[00:36:54]  I hate blue pilled guys.
[00:36:55]  I can't, like, if you're blue pilled, if you have any type of semblance of blue pilled, like, I fucking can't be around you, bro.
[00:37:03]  Okay?
[00:37:03]  I just can't be around you.
[00:37:05]  And, you know, look, not everyone has that benefit.
[00:37:08]  I understand that this is a privilege, by the way.
[00:37:10]  I understand that most people have to deal with normies.
[00:37:13]  Most people have to watch what they say.
[00:37:15]  Most people have to be, you know, You know, walk on eggshells anytime women are brought up or them boys, right?
[00:37:24]  Or, you know, our primate friends, right?
[00:37:30]  I get it, right?
[00:37:35]  Or the Puerto Rican niggas.
[00:37:39]  My bad.
[00:37:40]  Was that Mexican?
[00:37:41]  Oh, well.
[00:37:44]  Close enough.
[00:37:44]  At least Mexicans got their own country.
[00:37:46]  Anyway, so, like, you know.
[00:37:55]  They're going to clip that shit, too.
[00:37:57]  They're going to be like, yo, this is Myron Gates, nigga.
[00:38:00]  We got to find him.
[00:38:01]  He's always talking shit about the Puerto Ricans.
[00:38:04]  Hey, man.
[00:38:05]  Don't be mad at me, bro.
[00:38:06]  Don't be mad at me.
[00:38:07]  Y'all niggas don't got no country, bro.
[00:38:09]  Okay?
[00:38:11]  How y'all niggas got a flag, a national flag, but you got no nation?
[00:38:17]  That's just crazy.
[00:38:19]  How y'all niggas got a flag?
[00:38:21]  You guys got a national flag with no nation.
[00:38:24]  That makes no sense.
[00:38:28]  That's crazy.
[00:38:29]  You niggas aren't even a state.
[00:38:33]  Bro, that's crazy.
[00:38:38]  Right, with your dumbass little flag with the one star.
[00:38:41]  Ah.
[00:38:42]  Puerto Rico!
[00:38:43]  Bumba Cut!
[00:38:44]  Bro!
[00:38:47]  You niggas don't even got a president.
[00:38:52]  You guys ain't got no head of state?
[00:38:54]  Get out of here!
[00:38:55]  Trump's your daddy, nigga!
[00:38:57]  The fuck out of here, bro!
[00:38:59]  You get niggas over here with a flag, national pride.
[00:39:03]  You a territory, bro!
[00:39:05]  You're not even a nation, you're a territory!
[00:39:07]  That's crazy!
[00:39:10]  That's crazy!
[00:39:14]  Yo, they get so mad.
[00:39:16]  Yo, these Puerto Ricans lose their minds on, yo, Puerto Rican Instagram, niggas are losing their minds.
[00:39:21]  This Myra Gates guy is racist.
[00:39:24]  It's like, bro, what, you want me to lie to you?
[00:39:28]  You want me to say, hey, bro, you got a nation.
[00:39:34]  Right?
[00:39:35]  Hey, bro, oh, my bad.
[00:39:37]  The camera's off.
[00:39:38]  Oh, wait, y'all niggas are used to that, though, right?
[00:39:40]  You guys don't got power sometimes.
[00:39:42]  Oh, my bad.
[00:39:43]  Hold on.
[00:39:44]  Let me turn the generator on.
[00:39:46]  Are we good now?
[00:39:47]  You guys had a power outage before, so now I see what it's like to be in Puerto Rico.
[00:39:50]  Hold on, hold on, one sec.
[00:39:53]  We on?
[00:39:53]  Hold on.
[00:39:54]  Oh, damn, we still off.
[00:39:55]  Oh, okay, now we.
[00:39:57]  Hey, Puerto Rico!
[00:39:59]  Hey!
[00:40:00]  You know what I mean?
[00:40:00]  It's like, what the hell's going on?
[00:40:05]  Too soon?
[00:40:07]  Hurricane joke, too soon?
[00:40:13]  Hurricane joke too soon.
[00:40:14]  Yo, y'all niggas remember when Donald Trump was in Puerto Rico after the hurricane?
[00:40:18]  Y'all remember that shit?
[00:40:22]  Yo, this shit.
[00:40:23]  Yo.
[00:40:34]  Even Donnie Boy, don't fucking respect the Puerto Rican niggas, man.
[00:40:41]  Yo, that nigga Donnie showed up.
[00:40:43]  Y'all remember this?
[00:40:45]  Donnie showed up.
[00:40:46]  Hey, hey, y'all niggas.
[00:40:49]  Okay, okay, I'm reloading.
[00:41:10]  Remember that shit?
[00:41:12]  Bro, this nigga just had a hurricane.
[00:41:18]  Yo, this nigga Trump showed up.
[00:41:21]  Yo, yo, this nigga Trump showed up in Puerto Rico.
[00:41:24]  And that nigga was like, ah, that nigga thought he was Jordan, bro.
[00:41:29]  That shit was crazy.
[00:41:31]  That shit was air Trump, bro.
[00:41:33]  Like, yo, they're definitely going to clip this.
[00:41:40]  Yo, I guarantee y'all right now, In the Bronx, there's 10 Puerto Rican niggas cooped up in a shitty ass apartment, roaches everywhere.
[00:41:48]  Roaches everywhere.
[00:41:49]  Them niggas are like, yo, we gonna find this.
[00:41:52]  We gonna find this nigga Myron.
[00:41:55]  Fucking going crazy.
[00:42:00]  I guarantee you, dudes are punching the fucking air, bro.
[00:42:04]  Even the roaches are pissed.
[00:42:05]  What the fuck?
[00:42:07]  This nigga's saying.
[00:42:08]  Like, yo, even the roaches are mad.
[00:42:11]  But you guys might not know what I'm talking about.
[00:42:13]  Let me show y'all niggas what I'm talking about, bro.
[00:42:14]  We're gonna go back in time real quick, okay?
[00:42:31]  Trump, yo, yo, what the fuck?
[00:42:36]  Eight years ago.
[00:42:36]  It's like 2016-ish.
[00:42:59]  Imagine the President of the United States showing up.
[00:43:01]  You didn't even take out and get serious.
[00:43:03]  You guys are a territory.
[00:43:05]  So here's some fucking paper towels.
[00:43:07]  Ah!
[00:43:19]  Yo, what the fuck is going on?
[00:43:25]  Yo, that nigga's like, Puerto Rico!
[00:43:30]  Ah!
[00:43:31]  Puerto Rico!
[00:43:32]  Ah!
[00:43:34]  You know?
[00:43:39]  Yo!
[00:43:40]  Yo, this nigga thought, who's a Puerto Rican NBA player?
[00:43:44]  This nigga thought he was Carlos Arroyo, bruh.
[00:43:50]  Hold on.
[00:43:50]  I think that nigga was a porter.
[00:43:52]  Yeah, boy.
[00:43:56]  Yo.
[00:44:00]  That nigga.
[00:44:02]  All right, man.
[00:44:14]  All right, all right, all right, all right.
[00:44:16]  You already know.
[00:44:17]  Yo, these niggas are about to lose their mind off this clip, man.
[00:44:20]  I already know.
[00:44:20]  These dudes are about to be pissed off.
[00:44:22]  I call them a territory.
[00:44:23]  They got no head of state.
[00:44:26]  National pride with no nation.
[00:44:29]  They're going to get mad about the fucking one star joke.
[00:44:32]  The Bronx, cockroaches.
[00:44:34]  The fucking, you know.
[00:44:38]  Damn.
[00:44:39]  Yeah, they're going to clip that shit, bro.
[00:44:42]  This is going to be on Instagram by tonight, bro.
[00:44:44]  Niggas are about to report the video.
[00:44:46]  Right?
[00:44:47]  Can't make no fucking jokes.
[00:44:49]  So, yeah.
[00:44:51]  Anyway, my battles about NYPD is a Manhattan North narcotics unit where some members are alleged to be part of a group that is alleged to have racist and anti Semitic pictures and messages.
[00:45:01]  Okay.
[00:45:01]  When you talked about calling out people while serving at a drive through, wouldn't you yourself think you also need to be professional during any work or need to stay on your ground at times?
[00:45:11]  Well, I just got tired of it, bro.
[00:45:12]  Because, like, these bitches were, like, being super disrespectful and they were fat.
[00:45:15]  That's what pissed me off the most, if I want to be honest.
[00:45:19]  All right, Disha Mendez says, Yeah, May 1st.
[00:45:22]  Hopefully, official soon.
[00:45:24]  Will flyers for guys looking to get an instant account reinstated?
[00:45:27]  I have dealt with issues before.
[00:45:29]  Yeah, bro.
[00:45:30]  But the thing is, like, if you got like a business, they're going to tax you.
[00:45:32]  Mind you, correct to Tommy G. Video on OSS, maybe.
[00:45:35]  Alejandro Ramirez, the Latinos be the first to cry about racism, but these motherfuckers are the most racist ones.
[00:45:39]  Facts, bro.
[00:45:40]  Yo, Latinos are the most racist niggas, man.
[00:45:42]  And the fifth elemental, he.
[00:45:46]  Yo, I'm telling you.
[00:45:48]  I'm telling you right now, bro.
[00:45:50]  There's some dudes right now in the Bronx that are punching air right now saying, yo, we're going to find this Meyer nigga, bro.
[00:45:55]  We're going to get him.
[00:45:56]  We're going to get him.
[00:45:56]  We're tired of this guy talking shit about Puerto Ricans, bro.
[00:46:01]  I'm telling you, bro, those dudes are getting in their fucking Honda Civics right now.
[00:46:05]  They're 2001 Honda Civics that they got souped up, right?
[00:46:10]  They're getting in that shit right now and they're trying to find me, right?
[00:46:13]  You walk in those, yo, why is it that every Puerto Rican, like, you walk in their house and they got a shrine, right?
[00:46:19]  Dedicated to a Toyota Super 1997, bro.
[00:46:23]  Why?
[00:46:26]  I noticed that, bro.
[00:46:28]  Yo, every Puerto Rican, bro.
[00:46:30]  Yo, these niggas got a shitty ass Honda that they maxed out, shitty ass speakers.
[00:46:37]  They play the same shit all day.
[00:46:42]  Right?
[00:46:42]  That muffler is fucking terrible.
[00:46:45]  Those niggas got every racing game Need for Speed, Tokyo Drift.
[00:46:50]  Their favorite movie is fucking, you know, The Fast and the Furious.
[00:46:55]  Vin Diesel is a favorite actor, right?
[00:46:59]  And then, yo, then you walk in these niggas' houses.
[00:47:01]  What do they got?
[00:47:02]  They got a poster and they got a shrine.
[00:47:03]  Oh, I need a Toyota Super 1997.
[00:47:06]  Like, what the fuck?
[00:47:10]  What?
[00:47:13]  You want a Super 1997?
[00:47:14]  Why?
[00:47:15]  Bro, it's like the fastest car on earth.
[00:47:18]  Okay.
[00:47:19]  It's faster than a fucking Lamborghini.
[00:47:22]  Okay.
[00:47:23]  You can only get in Japan.
[00:47:26]  Okay.
[00:47:26]  Like, yo, these guys nerd out over shitty ass cars from the 90s.
[00:47:33]  Come on, man.
[00:47:35]  You don't want a Toyota Supra?
[00:47:37]  This is illegal in America, though.
[00:47:39]  You get the right hand, the drives on the right.
[00:47:41]  What the fuck?
[00:47:42]  Like, bro.
[00:47:43]  These niggas whack off to that fucking car, bro.
[00:47:46]  Yo, every single one of you guys has a Puerto Rican friend.
[00:47:49]  Tell me I'm lying, bro.
[00:47:51]  Tell me I'm lying, man.
[00:47:53]  Huh?
[00:47:55]  Tell me I'm fucking lying.
[00:47:56]  Bro, these niggas all think it's Tokyo Drift.
[00:48:00]  See, look, some nigga in the chest says, super fire.
[00:48:02]  That nigga's a Puerto Rican right there, bro.
[00:48:05]  Fucking got him.
[00:48:07]  Got him.
[00:48:08]  Perfect eyebrows.
[00:48:09]  Nigga said, yo, Supras are awesome.
[00:48:12]  Look at this nigga, bro.
[00:48:13]  Half the niggas in the chat don't know what the fuck a Supra is, retard.
[00:48:18]  Every single one of y'all know exactly what I'm talking about.
[00:48:21]  Niggas got perfect eyebrows.
[00:48:23]  They get a haircut every three days.
[00:48:26]  They love racing car games, okay?
[00:48:33]  They fucking worship the Toyota Supra.
[00:48:36]  It's like, bro, like, you know, it's like, damn.
[00:48:42]  Bro, I'm telling you guys, I grew up around Puerto Ricans all day, bro.
[00:48:45]  Like, bro, it's like, I'm around these guys all the time.
[00:48:48]  That's why they get so mad at me because I'm so accurate.
[00:48:52]  If I was saying some bullshit, niggas wouldn't get mad.
[00:48:55]  But they get mad because they're not telling the truth, bro.
[00:48:58]  That's why they go, this nigga, right?
[00:49:03]  You know, they lose their minds.
[00:49:05]  Now, Hellcats are for blacks.
[00:49:08]  Hellcats are for blacks.
[00:49:09]  Come on, man, don't get it twisted.
[00:49:11]  You know, Puerto Ricans are a step above that.
[00:49:13]  You know, they drive Japanese, bruh.
[00:49:15]  Puerto Rican niggas don't drive American, even though they are American.
[00:49:17]  They be trying to deny their Americanage.
[00:49:20]  Let's keep it a thousand.
[00:49:23]  Okay?
[00:49:24]  Puerto Ricans drive Japanese cars, bro.
[00:49:26]  Them niggas are not driving American.
[00:49:28]  They're not that stupid.
[00:49:29]  All right?
[00:49:32]  Niggas are American, but pretend like they're not.
[00:49:34]  It's like, bruh, come on, man.
[00:49:36]  Oh, we with the Latinos.
[00:49:39]  Well, are you really?
[00:49:40]  We with the Latinos.
[00:49:43]  Okay, show me your passport.
[00:49:45]  We with the Latino.
[00:49:46]  No, show me your passport.
[00:49:47]  Oh.
[00:49:50]  What does that passport say?
[00:49:52]  United States of America.
[00:49:54]  Oh.
[00:49:56]  Are you really with the Latinos?
[00:49:57]  Huh?
[00:49:58]  Jorge?
[00:49:59]  Wait, that's not even your name.
[00:50:01]  Your name is Juan Soto, nigga.
[00:50:02]  You're Puerto Rican.
[00:50:06]  Like, come on, man.
[00:50:08]  Come on, man.
[00:50:10]  You got an American passport, bro.
[00:50:12]  I'm sorry.
[00:50:13]  You can't identify with the Latino struggle, bro.
[00:50:17]  Okay?
[00:50:18]  You can't.
[00:50:19]  You just can't do it.
[00:50:21]  I'm sorry, bro.
[00:50:23]  Okay?
[00:50:23]  You could come to the United States just off rip.
[00:50:27]  You could be born in Puerto Rico and take a flight to Florida with no fucking customs check.
[00:50:34]  Your cousins in the Dominican Republic, your Mexican brethren, your Colombian brethren, et cetera, all them niggas gotta go through customs.
[00:50:41]  Fuck!
[00:50:41]  All right?
[00:50:42]  You don't, bro.
[00:50:43]  Okay?
[00:50:43]  So you're not a part of the Latino struggle.
[00:50:45]  You're an American, man.
[00:50:46]  Accept the truth.
[00:50:47]  Boom, bucka!
[00:50:48]  All right?
[00:50:48]  Niggas be trying to take that Latino struggle, but y'all niggas are Americans.
[00:50:52]  Get out of here, bro.
[00:50:53]  And they hate that when I say that, by the way, chat.
[00:50:56]  They be trying to scan around.
[00:50:58]  I'm Puerto Rican.
[00:50:59]  Bro, you're an American.
[00:51:00]  I'm Puerto Rican.
[00:51:00]  No, you're American.
[00:51:01]  I'm Puerto Rican.
[00:51:02]  Okay, let me see your passport, nigga.
[00:51:04]  Okay, I'm American.
[00:51:05]  Exactly.
[00:51:11]  That's why Trump came in there just, ah, da, da, ah.
[00:51:16]  Come on, man.
[00:51:16]  Y'all niggas are a territory.
[00:51:18]  If y'all niggas were a state, he would have handed out the fucking paper towels.
[00:51:21]  Let's be honest.
[00:51:22]  Y'all niggas are a territory.
[00:51:25]  Okay?
[00:51:27]  You guys are a territory.
[00:51:28]  Trump is behaving territorially.
[00:51:30]  And then it goes, ah, da, da.
[00:51:34]  He was probably shooting the fucking paper towels.
[00:51:37]  Soto.
[00:51:39]  Soto.
[00:51:40]  He even did one left handed.
[00:51:42]  Soto.
[00:51:45]  That nigga said, Derecho!
[00:51:47]  Izquierda!
[00:51:50]  Okay, I'm done.
[00:51:50]  I'm done.
[00:51:51]  I'm done, chat.
[00:51:51]  I'm done.
[00:51:52]  I don't know how the fuck I got from making fun of Justin Bieber to Puerto Ricans.
[00:51:58]  I always find a way to make fun of Puerto Ricans, bro.

=== Making Fun of Puerto Ricans (03:57) ===

[00:51:59]  I don't know how.
[00:52:00]  I always end up roasting these niggas for like 10 minutes in the stream.
[00:52:04]  I don't know why, but it's just so funny to make fun of them.
[00:52:07]  Because nobody does it, bro.
[00:52:09]  Nobody makes fun of these niggas.
[00:52:10]  I'm the only person.
[00:52:11]  Yo, am I the only person that makes fun of Puerto Ricans?
[00:52:13]  Deadass.
[00:52:15]  I cannot think of anybody else that makes fun of Puerto Ricans, bro.
[00:52:18]  I'm the only one.
[00:52:21]  Some dumbass nigga said, Mario, you push a 40, by the way.
[00:52:24]  What the fuck does that have to do anything?
[00:52:26]  How?
[00:52:27]  Like, oh, Mario, you push a 40, by the way.
[00:52:29]  Yeah.
[00:52:29]  And I'm still funnier than you and probably in better shape than you, too.
[00:52:33]  All right?
[00:52:35]  I'm 36.
[00:52:36]  I'd like to see how you look at 36, motherfucker.
[00:52:39]  You probably fat as fuck, look like shit, beard all disheveled, dirty as hell.
[00:52:44]  You the type of nigga, bro?
[00:52:45]  Nigga, you brush your teeth and your breath still smells like beer.
[00:52:49]  The fuck out of here, man.
[00:52:52]  Some of you dingy ass motherfuckers in here talking shit like, bruh, like your breath smells like Keystone Light seven days a fucking week, man.
[00:52:58]  Dirty ass mouth.
[00:53:01]  Huh?
[00:53:04]  You rinse the listerine and the listerine fucking just leaves.
[00:53:07]  You got to spit that shit automatically.
[00:53:09]  The listerine's like, nah, I'm good, man.
[00:53:10]  Fuck that.
[00:53:11]  Just put me in the sink.
[00:53:13]  Fuck that, bro.
[00:53:15]  Well, put the Drano in too.
[00:53:16]  End my life.
[00:53:18]  That's how dirty your mouth is, motherfucker.
[00:53:21]  You take the lycereine, that shit turns into lost arene because you lost a lot of the arene because your mouth is so fucking dirty.
[00:53:30]  Like, bro, like, yo, this dumbass nigga talking shit, bro.
[00:53:33]  Like, yo, yo, nigga, like, bro, some of you motherfuckers, like, literally, literally pick the fucking shit off your gooch and smell that shit like a weirdo.
[00:53:46]  Stupid primate motherfuckers trying to talk shit.
[00:53:48]  Your pooch, you're 36, Myron.
[00:53:50]  Okay.
[00:53:50]  And your waistline's a 36, fat boy.
[00:53:52]  Boom, buck up.
[00:53:53]  What the fuck you talking about, bro?
[00:53:55]  The fuck out of here, man.
[00:53:58]  Like, yo, honestly, some of you motherfuckers that be talking shit in the chat, I want to see our Instagram, bro.
[00:54:04]  Gary fucking teed, you look like a fucking chipmunk or some other weird shit.
[00:54:08]  You either got a dirty ass face with dirty teeth, or you're one of those weirdo motherfuckers that got like a weird mustache.
[00:54:17]  You look like a part time GameStop employee.
[00:54:20]  You work in the strip mall.
[00:54:22]  Nobody comes through.
[00:54:24]  Ever.
[00:54:25]  Your one friend comes every Saturday because he got an hour break from his job at Subway.
[00:54:29]  He comes and shoots the shit with you, and y'all niggas talk about Magic the Othering.
[00:54:34]  A game that nobody plays anymore, by the way.
[00:54:36]  You fucking loser.
[00:54:38]  Huh?
[00:54:40]  Y'all niggas still go to fucking hobby shops and play Warhammer 40,000?
[00:54:43]  Ain't nobody play that shit no more either.
[00:54:45]  No, let me, hold on, hold on.
[00:54:47]  Not Warhammer 40K, y'all niggas play regular Warhammer.
[00:54:52]  Oh, yeah, that's starting to hurt, yeah.
[00:54:54]  That's starting to hurt, huh?
[00:54:55]  Now I'm getting close to the source.
[00:54:58]  Huh?
[00:54:59]  You're pushing 40, shut the fuck up, bitch.
[00:55:01]  You still playing Warhammer, nigga.
[00:55:03]  Talking shit about me, man.
[00:55:06]  Anyway.
[00:55:07]  Yeah, niggas can't even play the 40K, bro.
[00:55:10]  They can't even play the 40K.
[00:55:12]  Niggas is playing regular Warhammer.
[00:55:24]  Yeah, anyway, I got infinite jokes, as you guys can tell here.
[00:55:28]  Thanks for the laughs, bros.
[00:55:30]  I sure needed them.
[00:55:30]  Yeah, I'm always willing to fry niggas in the chat for your guys' entertainment.
[00:55:34]  Puerto Ricans are fruity beaners.
[00:55:36]  Agreed.
[00:55:37]  Lost are great.
[00:55:37]  I ain't gonna lie, man.
[00:55:38]  You talk about that Toyota Super with the two G's engine, that shit fast as fuck.
[00:55:42]  Of course, we found the fucking Recon in the chat.
[00:55:44]  Of course, bro.
[00:55:46]  I knew that shit was gonna be a fucking bait for some fucking beaner nigga in the chat.
[00:55:53]  Knew it.
[00:55:54]  Alex Drums, yo, finish the last stream.

=== Documenting Festival Events (14:55) ===

[00:55:57]  What's up with these fools editing for their narrative, them Australian fucks?
[00:56:00]  Both you and Clive.
[00:56:01]  Yeah, bro, niggas are whack, man.
[00:56:02]  What do you expect?
[00:56:03]  G League, Luca Maximum made an IG video short about you earlier today.
[00:56:09]  Can we watch it quickly?
[00:56:10]  Who the fuck is Luca Maximum, bro?
[00:56:11]  I don't know who the fuck that is.
[00:56:14]  Are you guys over here giving me like these random.
[00:56:15]  I don't know who the fuck that is, dude.
[00:56:20]  What's up, guys?
[00:56:21]  Getting in.
[00:56:22]  W show, W chat.
[00:56:22]  Here's Red Pill Topic.
[00:56:26]  All right, let's get this dumbass, Joseph Bieber, in a good.
[00:56:28]  Okay, we're on, my bad.
[00:56:30]  We were on fucking Coachella.
[00:56:31]  We didn't get to finish the Coachella, goddamn.
[00:56:38]  I'm going to play this one time through without any interruptions.
[00:57:06]  All right, now I'll play it again.
[00:57:09]  Now, I'll give commentary.
[00:57:10]  So, as you guys can see, Coachella is filled with thoughts.
[00:57:15]  Right?
[00:57:15]  And what they'll do is, right?
[00:57:17]  Like, because you're going to have a combination of different people here.
[00:57:19]  You're going to have your ravers.
[00:57:21]  You're going to have, like, your country people.
[00:57:23]  You're going to, like, Coachella.
[00:57:26]  Okay.
[00:57:26]  Let me tell you guys what Coachella is.
[00:57:28]  Coachella is a combination of all the different music genres.
[00:57:32]  Okay.
[00:57:33]  Coachella is basically like fucking top 40.
[00:57:35]  For anyone that doesn't know what top 40 is, it's normie music.
[00:57:38]  Okay.
[00:57:38]  It's fucking.
[00:57:39]  Normal music.
[00:57:40]  That's what top 40 is.
[00:57:41]  You play all the songs that all the normies know when they're listening to their fucking radio, if they still listen to radio, that like they have all the fucking dumb songs that girls memorize, top 40.
[00:57:52]  Okay.
[00:57:53]  That's the easy way to put it.
[00:57:54]  So, what Coachella does is it attracts all the retards to one location from all the different genres.
[00:58:00]  Okay.
[00:58:00]  So, you bring the ravers, you bring in the blacks from hip hop, you bring in the country people, you bring in the people that go to pop music festivals, and you all put them in to one centralized.
[00:58:15]  You know, jumble fuck of a music event.
[00:58:18]  That's what Coachella is.
[00:58:19]  Coachella is a combination of all the fucking outdoor music festivals, Rolling Loud, mixed with Country Fest, mixed with EDC slash Ultra, mixed with, you know, some general top 40 fun concert.
[00:58:33]  That's literally what Coachella is.
[00:58:35]  So, this is why you see like this confusion with the way that the women are dressed.
[00:58:40]  Like, some girls are dressing like on some cowgirls, that shit.
[00:58:46]  Right here, we got some girls wearing leather, wearing some weird hide shit here.
[00:58:50]  Right, more you know, Western style shit.
[00:58:57]  I don't know what the fuck this bitch is wearing.
[00:59:00]  Some weird cowboy boots.
[00:59:03]  I don't know what this outfit is.
[00:59:05]  It's like a combination of jorts with some cowboy boots.
[00:59:08]  But she was like, Oh, this is too conservative.
[00:59:10]  Let me make sure I don't wear anything up top.
[00:59:12]  It's like I gotta be a 304 somewhere.
[00:59:15]  So let me just show the top.
[00:59:17]  Yeah, here's this chick.
[00:59:20]  Western outfit.
[00:59:22]  Yeah, like, you know, it's like, oh, sorry, too conservative.
[00:59:28]  Let me make sure I have my lacy underwear pulled out here.
[00:59:32]  So they can still, like, I'm wearing these jean shorts because they're cool with some cowboy boots.
[00:59:37]  And, like, let me make sure to still add some horror to it.
[00:59:39]  So let me go ahead and wear this lacy underwear.
[00:59:42]  It's like they got to make up for the thoughtery somehow.
[00:59:46]  Oh, too much skin being covered.
[00:59:48]  Let me make sure to be a whore somewhere else.
[00:59:51]  That's what Coachella is, bro.
[00:59:53]  Thoughtonomics, right?
[00:59:55]  That's what this is because, like, this girl said, I'm just gonna be a slut.
[00:59:59]  Who cares?
[01:00:00]  Short dress, whatever.
[01:00:01]  I go to the gym, look at me, right?
[01:00:04]  This girl, same thing.
[01:00:05]  Uh, let me wear this weird vest and pretend that I'm a cowgirl, even though I'm not.
[01:00:10]  I don't know anything about a lasso, rope, cows, a farm, nothing, but it let's pretend.
[01:00:17]  And then these girls, same thing.
[01:00:19]  Let's just wear short shorts, right?
[01:00:22]  This girl.
[01:00:24]  I'm wearing pants, so let me make sure everyone knows I'm wearing a G string.
[01:00:28]  I'm wearing pants.
[01:00:29]  This is way too covered up.
[01:00:31]  So let me make sure that my tits are out and that you can see my belly button and you know that I have a thong on.
[01:00:38]  Okay, because I'm covering up way too much on the low end.
[01:00:42]  Okay, I'm wearing a jacket and not showing my belly button.
[01:00:45]  So let me just make sure I wear nothing for a dress.
[01:00:49]  Like, what the fuck is this?
[01:00:53]  And then this girl, like I said before, the Jorts.
[01:00:56]  But it's like they got to pick.
[01:00:57]  It's like, yo, it's like, you know, oh, I'm being too conservative on one side.
[01:01:04]  I got to show some tits.
[01:01:05]  Oh, I'm being too conservative up top.
[01:01:07]  I got to show some ass.
[01:01:08]  It's like they can't cover up, bro.
[01:01:10]  Okay.
[01:01:11]  They can't cover up.
[01:01:13]  They cannot cover up, bro.
[01:01:17]  Okay.
[01:01:17]  It's actually kind of fucking crazy.
[01:01:20]  So, you know, what can you, what do you expect, right?
[01:01:23]  Like, and this is how music festivals are.
[01:01:25]  You know, honestly, dude, if you got a girlfriend and she goes to any of these music festivals without you, hey, man, it might be time to hang up the jersey, bro.
[01:01:31]  It might be time to send her to the Shadow Realm.
[01:01:33]  Time to send you.
[01:01:34]  That ass.
[01:01:35]  To the Shadow Realm.
[01:01:38]  You might have to send her there, bro.
[01:01:39]  It's that bad, okay?
[01:01:42]  These music festivals are excuses for girls to be 304s.
[01:01:47]  That's what they are.
[01:01:48]  As a guy that went to EDC, as a guy that went to Ultra, as a guy that's been to, you know, EDM festivals, Like, there's no reason that a girl that has a boyfriend is going there without her boyfriend.
[01:02:03]  Okay.
[01:02:03]  It's a fucking sausage fest.
[01:02:05]  There's almost never, like, at least when I used to go, like, it was always more dudes than chicks.
[01:02:12]  And the reason why, right?
[01:02:15]  Well, I used to go to General Mission too.
[01:02:17]  Let me be honest.
[01:02:17]  I was a normie.
[01:02:18]  So I was in the fucking General Mission.
[01:02:20]  So General Mission obviously is not going to be, there's going to be more dudes there than girls because girls don't want to be in General Mission.
[01:02:26]  They're going to go and fucking want to be in VIP and shit like that.
[01:02:29]  Yo, here's the other thing too.
[01:02:30]  Yo, Half these bitches don't even like the music, bro.
[01:02:34]  I'll be honest with y'all.
[01:02:35]  I actually like EDM.
[01:02:38]  Okay?
[01:02:39]  I actually like EDM.
[01:02:41]  So I would go there and I actually know the songs.
[01:02:44]  I liked the DJs.
[01:02:45]  I liked Armin Van Buren.
[01:02:46]  I liked Tiesto, fucking Hardwell.
[01:02:50]  You know, these niggas are probably watched by now.
[01:02:53]  But you guys get the point, right?
[01:02:55]  Like, I actually like the music.
[01:02:57]  These fucking girls don't know any of the music.
[01:03:00]  They just go there to have an excuse to dress like a slut, bro.
[01:03:03]  I'll be honest with y'all.
[01:03:05]  Okay?
[01:03:06]  That's what girls go to these festivals for.
[01:03:07]  It's just to be 304s.
[01:03:11]  Very few women actually like the music.
[01:03:13]  All right?
[01:03:14]  They go there to do drugs.
[01:03:15]  They go there to get high.
[01:03:17]  They go there to get the experience to take pictures because you guys got to understand that for women, right?
[01:03:23]  I need you guys to really, really understand this shit.
[01:03:27]  Women don't go out to enjoy the event.
[01:03:30]  Okay?
[01:03:32]  Women go out to document the event.
[01:03:33]  I'm going to say that again for you niggas.
[01:03:37]  Gentlemen, listen to me very, Closely, once you understand this ugly truth about females, okay, everything else will lock in in place.
[01:03:55]  Women don't go to events to actually experience said events and be immersed in the event and enjoy the event.
[01:04:02]  They're there to document the event.
[01:04:06]  You get that?
[01:04:09]  This is why a woman that knows nothing about sports will gladly accept going to an NBA game.
[01:04:15]  This is why a woman who knows nothing about football all of a sudden is at the fucking Super Bowl.
[01:04:23]  Right?
[01:04:24]  This is why a woman that can't even spell hockey.
[01:04:27]  Is at the Stanley Cup.
[01:04:29]  Bumba cut.
[01:04:32]  Not because they care about the event or they care to enjoy the event.
[01:04:37]  They're there to document the event.
[01:04:39]  And once you guys understand that women are there to document the event, then everything falls into place.
[01:04:46]  The reason why they dress like sluts, the reason why they like to go to certain events, the reason why they like to go to sporting events, even though they can't even spell the fucking word sport most of the time, or they don't even know the rules of a sport, they don't know what first down is, they don't know what a three pointer is, they don't know what a free throw is.
[01:05:00]  They don't know what a fucking puck is.
[01:05:02]  They don't know what a goalie is.
[01:05:04]  These bitches are stupid.
[01:05:05]  But why do they go to these events?
[01:05:07]  They go to these events to document that they're at said event.
[01:05:10]  Now you're probably wondering, well, Myron, this doesn't make sense.
[01:05:15]  Documenting it for what?
[01:05:17]  I'll tell you for what.
[01:05:20]  For other stupid bitches.
[01:05:23]  I know.
[01:05:24]  I know.
[01:05:25]  It's fucking crazy.
[01:05:27]  It's fucking crazy.
[01:05:31]  But you guys got to understand this is what it is.
[01:05:35]  Women literally live to go to events, document events, show themselves at said events, and then use that to flex on other bitches.
[01:05:46]  I know, I know.
[01:05:48]  Like, FUCK!
[01:05:51]  Welcome to the female mind.
[01:05:54]  And the female mind, my friends, is nothing more than let me document myself at cool events so people think I'm cool.
[01:06:04]  Okay?
[01:06:06]  That's what it is.
[01:06:08]  I'm at this event to look cool so people think I'm cool.
[01:06:14]  Right?
[01:06:15]  Bitches will go to a book meet, take pictures, but have a reading level at seventh grade.
[01:06:20]  Bumba Kat.
[01:06:23]  Bitches will go watch a DJ play a set and not know the nigga's name, but somehow get behind the fucking DJ booth, bro.
[01:06:30]  Bumba Kat.
[01:06:34]  Bitches will not even know how to spell a rapper's name or know who the rapper is and still get backstage passes.
[01:06:42]  Bumba cut.
[01:06:44]  Why?
[01:06:45]  Because for them, it's all about experiences, being at experiences, and then documenting experiences so they can flex it to other girls.
[01:06:53]  I know, dude.
[01:06:54]  I know.
[01:06:54]  You're like, what the fuck are you talking about?
[01:06:56]  Yes, guys.
[01:06:57]  Yes.
[01:06:58]  Women live to flex on each other.
[01:07:00]  Ta da!
[01:07:02]  No one's going to fucking admit it.
[01:07:05]  These girls are never gonna fucking admit it.
[01:07:07]  No one's ever gonna tell you this shit.
[01:07:09]  But this is what women live for.
[01:07:10]  They live to flex on each other.
[01:07:13]  This is why they care so much about their Instagram.
[01:07:16]  Okay?
[01:07:18]  These hoes make no money on their fucking Instagrams.
[01:07:21]  You get that?
[01:07:24]  If I lined up 100 fucking bimbos, all right, that have an Instagram profile, 90 of them make no money on their Instagram besides the occasional Instagram.
[01:07:38]  Feet pictures that they sell.
[01:07:41]  Okay?
[01:07:43]  I'll be nice.
[01:07:44]  I'll treat it like the IRS.
[01:07:45]  $8,000 a year.
[01:07:46]  You don't got to report it.
[01:07:47]  Bumba cut.
[01:07:49]  I don't know if it's really $8,000, but I sounded convincing, right?
[01:07:52]  But you guys get the idea.
[01:07:54]  So most of these girls don't even make money on their shit, but they treat it like it's life.
[01:08:01]  70 pictures to post just one.
[01:08:04]  Every angle meticulously looked at, crafted, edited.
[01:08:09]  Put to perfection of them at Coachella, of them at EDC, of them at Ultra, of them at Country Fest, of them on a yacht, of them in Italy or doing some other shit.
[01:08:26]  Women live to flex on the internet against other women.
[01:08:32]  Now you're probably wondering, Myron, but don't girls use Instagram to get guys?
[01:08:37]  Yes and no.
[01:08:40]  Yes and no.
[01:08:47]  They use Instagram for access and connectivity, right?
[01:08:54]  Because they understand that with a good profile, it will create opportunities for them if they're hot enough.
[01:08:58]  They know this.
[01:08:59]  They know this.
[01:09:01]  And they know that they're going to get hit up by men.
[01:09:03]  But women know that 99% of the men that hit them up are losers.
[01:09:08]  So most DMs go unanswered, and most of them are ignored.
[01:09:12]  So what they really live for is to flex another hoes.
[01:09:18]  Because the reality is, their Instagram is going to attract a lot of creepers.
[01:09:22]  99% of these guys are not going to be viable options.
[01:09:24]  They're not going to take them seriously.
[01:09:27]  Right?
[01:09:29]  So, the other 99% of why they're fucking on there is to flex on other bitches and be like, look, my life is better than yours.
[01:09:38]  Because for women, everything is image.
[01:09:40]  You guys get that?
[01:09:42]  This is why we all know some bitch that lives in Manhattan that has a nice apartment that costs 20K a month.
[01:09:51]  And we're all wondering how the fuck can she afford to live there?
[01:09:55]  We all know some chick that's been all around the place, been to more countries than you can fucking name, but she works at Walgreens.
[01:10:03]  We all know some chick, right, that literally does some bullshit, but she's around celebs or she's getting into exclusive events, and you're like, what the fuck?
[01:10:19]  What's going on here?
[01:10:25]  And that's how, bro.
[01:10:27]  That's how.
[01:10:29]  And once you discover this ugly truth about women that they're not there to actually experience the events, rather, they're there to document the events, everything else makes sense.
[01:10:38]  There's a reason why if you go out with a chick, right, she's not going to take a picture of where she's at.
[01:10:44]  You know what she's going to take a picture of?
[01:10:45]  She's going to take a picture of herself of where she's at.
[01:10:49]  Men take pictures of things, women take pictures of themselves.

=== Social Media Photo Habits (12:55) ===

[01:10:52]  All right?
[01:10:52]  Boom, Booker.
[01:10:53]  Ricky, thank you for the five.
[01:10:56]  And once you guys understand this, everything else falls back into place.
[01:10:59]  I probably connected some dots for you, niggas.
[01:11:02]  Some of you guys probably figured out why your sister's so stupid.
[01:11:04]  Some of you guys probably figured out why your ex was so fucking narcissistic.
[01:11:07]  Some of you guys figured out why your dad divorced your fucking mom.
[01:11:10]  Some of this shit will hit home.
[01:11:13]  Some of this shit will hit home.
[01:11:15]  Some of you guys figured out why your aunt is so annoying and never gets invited to the fucking family dinners.
[01:11:19]  I don't fucking know.
[01:11:21]  But I guarantee I connected some dots for you motherfuckers in here.
[01:11:24]  And that's where we are.
[01:11:27]  Okay?
[01:11:30]  Anyway, but yes, half these girls that go to these events don't know the music, don't care about the artists, are just there to flex that they're there.
[01:11:38]  Now, speaking of ugly women, let's go ahead, or average chicks, let's go ahead and talk about, man, how the mighty have fallen.
[01:11:45]  Look at this shit.
[01:11:46]  So here we go.
[01:11:47]  We got Summer Ray.
[01:11:49]  Now, for some of you guys that don't know, this girl was one of the original IG thoughts back in the day.
[01:11:54]  And oh, Lord, bro, I can see why these girls love Instagram so much.
[01:11:59]  Look at this shit.
[01:12:00]  Is that.
[01:12:01]  Neon the Jeet.
[01:12:02]  Thank you.
[01:12:03]  Come again.
[01:12:03]  Meets Samurai.
[01:12:05]  Where's Lacey?
[01:12:05]  Are you friends with me?
[01:12:06]  Hello!
[01:12:06]  I'm live.
[01:12:07]  Just letting you know.
[01:12:09]  Bruh.
[01:12:10]  How are you?
[01:12:11]  How are you been?
[01:12:12]  I love you.
[01:12:13]  It's been so good.
[01:12:14]  I like swimming my drink all over it.
[01:12:16]  Everyone say hi to the one and only.
[01:12:19]  Bruh, cooked.
[01:12:23]  What the fuck is going on?
[01:12:25]  Yo, I hate the internet, bro.
[01:12:28]  Yo, I hate the internet, bruh.
[01:12:31]  Nigga, just so you guys know, look, look at this shit.
[01:12:34]  This shit should be a crime.
[01:12:38]  Bro, yo, what the fuck?
[01:12:43]  Yo, what the fuck?
[01:12:47]  Yo, are you serious?
[01:12:54]  Yo, what nigga?
[01:12:59]  This is a fucking FBI open up, dude, dude.
[01:13:05]  Are you fucking serious?
[01:13:10]  Bro.
[01:13:13]  This girl was like the original IG model back in the day, like 10 years ago.
[01:13:19]  Okay?
[01:13:21]  Maybe over 10 years ago.
[01:13:22]  How old is this chick now?
[01:13:23]  She's got to be in her 30s.
[01:13:24]  How old is this bitch?
[01:13:24]  She's 29?
[01:13:25]  Okay.
[01:13:28]  She's getting there.
[01:13:30]  She's about to be 30.
[01:13:31]  She's.
[01:13:32]  Oh, man.
[01:13:36]  That time is coming, boyos.
[01:13:41]  Okay.
[01:13:43]  So, anyway, yeah, bro, this is crazy to me, bro.
[01:13:46]  Yo, fuck the internet, man.
[01:13:49]  Fuck the internet, bro.
[01:13:51]  This is some fucking bullshit.
[01:13:53]  23 million followers?
[01:13:54]  What?
[01:13:57]  Bro.
[01:14:02]  That's crazy.
[01:14:06]  This is a fucking crime, bro.
[01:14:09]  What is this?
[01:14:11]  What are those?
[01:14:12]  Bomb bucket.
[01:14:16]  It's been so long.
[01:14:17]  I know.
[01:14:18]  How were you?
[01:14:18]  I've been good.
[01:14:19]  I miss you.
[01:14:20]  I miss you too.
[01:14:20]  This isn't even my vape.
[01:14:21]  I don't even.
[01:14:22]  Someone just kissed me.
[01:14:23]  I don't even do that.
[01:14:24]  Yeah.
[01:14:24]  Do not vape.
[01:14:25]  Do not vape.
[01:14:25]  It's not good for you.
[01:14:27]  Bruh.
[01:14:29]  You're an angel.
[01:14:30]  You're perfect.
[01:14:31]  Bro, Neon is such a fucking scent, man.
[01:14:33]  No!
[01:14:34]  Bro, why are Jeets.
[01:14:36]  Yo, why are Jeets always simps, bro?
[01:14:38]  Like, this shit kills me.
[01:14:39]  Thank you, come again.
[01:14:40]  Like, did this nigga not learn from Sam?
[01:14:42]  Thank you, come again.
[01:14:43]  This nigga not learn from the bitch with the glasses that used them from the fitness horror?
[01:14:47]  Thank you, come again.
[01:14:48]  Did he not learn from fucking the stupid rapper bitch?
[01:14:52]  Like, thank you, come again.
[01:14:52]  Did he not learn from like putting all these hoes on?
[01:14:55]  Like, bro.
[01:14:56]  Thank you, come again.
[01:14:59]  Damn, man.
[01:15:04]  Then he goes on fucking Breakfast Club and he's.
[01:15:06]  Fucking these Wakanda niggas trying to get them to apologize and shit.
[01:15:11]  Like, yo, what's the nigga gonna learn?
[01:15:12]  Like, bro, what is going on?
[01:15:13]  Thank you.
[01:15:14]  Come again.
[01:15:15]  God damn.
[01:15:16]  Stop sipping for the girls.
[01:15:18]  Stop letting blacks punk you.
[01:15:20]  Okay?
[01:15:21]  Stop being scared of racists.
[01:15:23]  Fuck these niggas.
[01:15:27]  Okay?
[01:15:28]  As you can see in Neon, they're gonna call you a racist no matter what you do, bro.
[01:15:32]  No matter what you do, these niggas are gonna chip out, bro.
[01:15:36]  All right?
[01:15:42]  A little bit.
[01:15:42]  And then, like, he went out.
[01:15:44]  See, look, she's being fake.
[01:15:45]  I don't even know what Zayda said.
[01:15:46]  And I like the Jake, but I like the Mabel a little bit.
[01:15:48]  Shut up, bro.
[01:15:49]  Shut up, man.
[01:15:49]  Like, come on, man.
[01:15:51]  Now, the reason why she's so worried is because she's like a fitness influencer, right?
[01:15:55]  As if anybody gives a shit about what her workouts are, but yeah.
[01:15:57]  Like, and Robina is disgusting, but hey.
[01:15:59]  Okay.
[01:16:00]  How are you?
[01:16:00]  I miss you.
[01:16:00]  I miss you too.
[01:16:01]  You know what's crazy?
[01:16:03]  She has makeup on, bro.
[01:16:09]  She has makeup on.
[01:16:11]  So this is like supposed to be her best.
[01:16:22]  You know what, man?
[01:16:25]  If you hook up with a girl, right, and she thinks you're a lawyer, but then she finds out you put the fries in the bag, nigga, you could get fucking charged for that.
[01:16:36]  You could literally get a felony, right?
[01:16:40]  But a girl can literally post pictures of herself like this, okay?
[01:16:47]  Post pictures like this, and then you show up and she looks like fucking this, bro.
[01:16:54]  Like, yo, what?
[01:16:59]  This sexual assault.
[01:17:02]  Okay?
[01:17:06]  She's assaulting my eyes.
[01:17:10]  Like what?
[01:17:17]  Nigga, I find it crazy, right?
[01:17:20]  That you could say you're a lawyer, smash a bitch, she finds out you put the fries in a bag, now you're going to jail, okay?
[01:17:29]  You go from fries in a bag to nigga in jail.
[01:17:33]  FBI open up!
[01:17:34]  Meanwhile, bitches put pictures of themselves like this, but really look like this.
[01:17:42]  What?
[01:17:46]  Nigga, you can get arrested and get put as a sex offender.
[01:17:52]  Meanwhile, she'll look like this and then offend you sexually.
[01:17:59]  You're a sex offender.
[01:18:00]  Meanwhile, she pull up looking like this.
[01:18:02]  Nigga, now I'm sexually offended.
[01:18:05]  This is some bullshit, man.
[01:18:07]  This is some fucking bullshit.
[01:18:11]  We didn't start putting these bitches on the fucking sexual offender registry.
[01:18:15]  This is a crime.
[01:18:17]  This is a crime.
[01:18:19]  Are you serious?
[01:18:21]  What the fuck is going on, man?
[01:18:25]  Huh?
[01:18:27]  Yo, could you imagine?
[01:18:30]  She says she looked like this, right?
[01:18:33]  You're like, hey, let's go, let's go, how about it?
[01:18:36]  Get it, right?
[01:18:39]  And then you show up and she looked like this.
[01:18:44]  They go, what?
[01:18:45]  Yo, I'd be, bro.
[01:18:51]  You had to spend money, show up, buy the first round of drinks, right?
[01:18:59]  This is some bullshit.
[01:19:01]  So let me get this straight, okay?
[01:19:05]  She could trick you.
[01:19:08]  No, sorry.
[01:19:09]  You trick her about your career, but you're the real guy.
[01:19:11]  That's you.
[01:19:13]  You get put on a sex offender registry.
[01:19:15]  She could trick you about what she looks like, show up, not be that individual, but you can't claim to be sexually offended.
[01:19:26]  This is crazy.
[01:19:28]  This is crazy, man.
[01:19:33]  You know, I've always laughed about this.
[01:19:34]  I've always thought to myself, like, you know, when it comes to, like, you know, women, right?
[01:19:42]  And this shit.
[01:19:44]  Like, I've always said, like, makeup is to make up for lack of aesthetics.
[01:19:49]  And this is what you purely see here.
[01:19:51]  Yo, if this is what she looks like with makeup, bro, I don't know what.
[01:19:54]  Oh, man.
[01:19:55]  I wonder what she looks like without makeup.
[01:19:57]  Her boyfriend has got to be pissed.
[01:20:00]  He's got to.
[01:20:00]  Yo, there's no way.
[01:20:02]  There's no way.
[01:20:03]  This nigga.
[01:20:03]  Because look.
[01:20:05]  Or her boyfriend's kind of short.
[01:20:06]  I think they're the same height.
[01:20:07]  Let's see here.
[01:20:08]  Okay, real quick.
[01:20:08]  I want to start.
[01:20:09]  Everyone, chat, say hi.
[01:20:10]  When are we going to go to the gym?
[01:20:11]  Oh, yeah.
[01:20:11]  What the fuck am I doing?
[01:20:12]  I'm still on YouTube?
[01:20:13]  Yeah, I'm getting off YouTube, guys.
[01:20:14]  Fuck this shit.
[01:20:15]  Yeah, we're going to go to kick, niggas.
[01:20:16]  So I don't got a fucking sense of myself.
[01:20:18]  Kick, X party going down.
[01:20:20]  We're going YouTube, X party off.
[01:20:22]  We're going to kick only, niggas.
[01:20:24]  Come on over, man.
[01:20:24]  We're switching over, niggas.
[01:20:27]  It's one of those nights.
[01:20:29]  All right, it's one of those nights.
[01:20:34]  We've been on fucking YouTube for an hour and 20 minutes now.
[01:20:37]  What am I doing?
[01:20:37]  Let me get the fuck off this bitch.
[01:20:39]  I've been out here for 80 minutes.
[01:20:41]  Fuck out of here, man.
[01:20:42]  Fuck this bitch ass platform.
[01:20:44]  And the chat's not even working properly.
[01:20:45]  The chat's going way fast, by the way, chat.
[01:20:47]  The YouTube chat's not showing.
[01:20:49]  Just so y'all know.
[01:20:50]  The chat's not showing on screen, which is fine.
[01:20:53]  Fuck YouTube.
[01:20:54]  Who cares?
[01:20:54]  All your niggas on YouTube crying, like, switch on over to Kick.
[01:20:56]  If your niggas don't want to switch over, then go fucking watch fucking Mr. Beast or some shit.
[01:20:59]  I don't fucking know.
[01:21:00]  Watch some fucking loser on.
[01:21:04]  Go watch some loser on fucking YouTube.
[01:21:06]  I don't know what to tell you, bro.
[01:21:11]  Someone said Coke maxing?
[01:21:13]  Bro, nigga, I've never done a drug in my life, you fucking loser.
[01:21:17]  See, here's the thing.
[01:21:18]  You niggas are so fucking retarded and stupid that you guys can't imagine, okay, like having charisma.
[01:21:26]  Okay?
[01:21:29]  Oh, you said she's Coke maxing.
[01:21:30]  Okay, I was about to cook you, nigga.
[01:21:32]  If you're saying I was Coke maxing, bro, I've never even smoked weed.
[01:21:35]  Oh, you're saying she's Coke maxing.
[01:21:37]  All right, fair enough.
[01:21:38]  Making fun of women is okay.
[01:21:40]  All right, we're switching on over to Kick, guys.
[01:21:42]  I'm getting the fuck off YouTube.
[01:21:44]  What the hell am I doing?
[01:21:45]  This shit is fucking trash.
[01:21:50]  Yo, fuck YouTube, man.
[01:21:52]  Worst platform ever.
[01:21:54]  Worst platform ever.
[01:21:56]  Like, half the shit I just said is considered hate speech, bro.
[01:21:59]  Maybe.
[01:21:59]  I don't.
[01:22:00]  Well, nah, it's not hate speech.
[01:22:03]  I think I'm being somewhat charitable.
[01:22:07]  Yeah, we need to go to the gym.
[01:22:09]  When are you going to come to my DJ set?
[01:22:11]  This bitch, DJs?
[01:22:14]  Come on, man.
[01:22:15]  Bro, ain't nobody trying to listen to a woman DJ.
[01:22:18]  What are you going to play?
[01:22:19]  I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.
[01:22:23]  Laughing, laughing.
[01:22:24]  It's fantastic.
[01:22:25]  Shut the fuck up, bro.
[01:22:27]  Ain't nobody trying to listen to a woman DJ, bro.
[01:22:29]  Y'all niggas is trash.
[01:22:30]  All the switches are fucking retarded and shit.
[01:22:32]  Your nails getting in the way.
[01:22:34]  Get the fuck out of here, man.
[01:22:36]  You're not my DJ.
[01:22:37]  Shut up.
[01:22:38]  Nobody, hey, yo, a good female DJ, like, bro, I could think of like maybe two.
[01:22:44]  I could think of like two good female DJs.
[01:22:47]  Honestly, I could only really think of one.
[01:22:50]  You need a live stream on my DJ.
[01:22:51]  Okay, but can I?
[01:22:52]  Oh, I have one in LA on the 18th.
[01:22:55]  It's a warehouse party, though, and it goes on at 18 30 a.m.
[01:22:59]  So I'm going to be honest.
[01:23:00]  I don't know if you can hang like that.
[01:23:02]  Are you serious?
[01:23:03]  I'm a new man.
[01:23:04]  All right, last time we met, I was a bit different.
[01:23:07]  But now I'm like, I'm a man now.
[01:23:12]  Translation, rebranded, switched it up.
[01:23:15]  More politically correct.
[01:23:16]  All good.
[01:23:17]  All right, YouTube stream is going down right now.
[01:23:19]  X stream is going down.
[01:23:20]  Party stream is going down.
[01:23:21]  Come on over, guys.
[01:23:22]  We're going to fuck off of JTube, all right?
[01:23:24]  Come on, niggas.
[01:23:25]  Switch on over.
[01:23:26]  Spam.
[01:23:28]  Spam the fucking link.
[01:23:32]  But yeah, she looks crazy, bro.
[01:23:33]  I ain't going to lie.
[01:23:34]  Like, this is not what we see.
[01:23:37]  This is false advertisement, bro.
[01:23:39]  This is false.
[01:23:40]  This is fucking gross false advertisement.
[01:23:43]  Falcom Pond!
[01:23:45]  This is fucking criminal, bro.
[01:23:46]  Fucking criminal.