Myron Gaines navigates a schedule change for his Penn State appearance due to exorbitant security fees and promotes his book amidst Amazon listing issues. The episode features live chats with women from Chicago, Canada, and Miami discussing careers, birth control, and marriage standards before analyzing a Fox News debate on feminism. Guests recount traumatic breakups involving emotional manipulation, threats, and abandonment, leading to a review of voice memos documenting abuse. Ultimately, the discussion highlights the prevalence of toxic relationship dynamics and the need for platforms like Rumble to share sensitive survivor stories under the new "X Tales" segment. [Automatically generated summary]
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Penn State Announcement00:06:59
We are back.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Freshly Podcast After Hours Edition.
Announcements.
Yes.
We're going to be at Penn State.
Yes.
15th.
Yes, on the 15th.
That's next week.
I was supposed to be at Riverside, guys, but they didn't approve us until, like, I think this afternoon or whatever.
And obviously, I would have had to fly tonight.
And they wanted, like, 20K for security.
First, it was, like, 15.
Then they changed the price on us.
And it's, like, a bunch of bullshit, man.
So we're going to move it to the 5th.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
They want, apparently, That's great, they need 20 cops there for me.
Well, I mean, it helps.
Well, for you, yeah, hell yeah.
I don't think 20 cops.
Come on, I mean, that's important, man.
20 cops.
I mean, that's OD, bro.
They're just trying to fucking, I mean, pretty important, man.
In campuses, it's not, they're trying to price you up.
That's too much, bro.
There, they're trying exactly.
That's what they're trying to do.
So, and it's California, too.
So, um, so yeah, so May 5th, but we will be at Penn State, guys, next week.
Um, and uh, yeah, get my book, Why I'm Deserve Less.
Well, why I'm Deserve Even Less out in, well, it doesn't even have the soft cover version.
What's the deal with that?
Um, I'm on the last question.
Amazon is broad.
It's Indian.
Anyways, yeah, so in about two days, it should be good to go because you have to list your book again.
It's bullshit, but Amazon fucked up.
So I lose all the reviews?
No, It's out there.
It's out there.
You're good to go.
Well, yeah.
In the meantime, we got the hardcover version right now and Kindle.
Why I'm deserving even less right now.
You guys can go ahead and get it.
Amazon bestseller.
Make sure to go get it.
It's live right now.
And yeah, you get it on Kindle or in hardcover.
Either or.
What about you, Chris?
Go ahead.
Get it hard.
What?
What?
Yo, shout out to Moe and Bills, man, and the girls in the back, and the girls on the panel.
We are all new girls, you know, no queens on the panel, so it's Monday.
I tried, but it is what it is.
I guess queens all like to come out on Mondays.
I'd have to work some shit.
But, follow me on twitch.com, that's Aaron Poxton.
And, yeah, guys, shout out to the chat.
You guys have been anxious and waiting.
And let's have a great show tonight.
And follow me on OnlyFans.com, that's Aaron Poxton.
I have collabs over there.
No, I'm joking.
You what?
No collabs for now.
I believe you.
Let's make it happen.
Fun fact, a CEO of a company said that our chat is one of the most lively chats he's seen in a while with real people.
I won't say who it is, but it was a great talk we had today.
Thank you for coming.
First name for waiting.
Because everyone else bots.
What is everyone bots?
First name of the CEO?
What?
Look at the first name.
Oh, nigga, I can't even hear what you're saying.
Honestly, I didn't know what you're saying, bro.
That's fine.
W for ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name.
Hey, don't worry, slow down, bro.
Uh, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.
If you want to, of course, your body count.
I'm gonna start right here.
Welcome to the show.
What's your name?
I'm Ashley, I'm 26, and I'm a bartender in Chicago.
I'm single.
Wait, bartender, Chicago, yes, on the way in, yeah, I think we did okay.
Great.
Um, highest education level, um, I'm actually in college right now, studying, uh, fine art.
Dating status?
Single.
Damn.
Happily.
Oh, wait.
So, fine art, what's college?
College of DuPage in Illinois.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I don't know that college, but that's fine.
Parents together or no?
Yes.
Why'd you say it like that?
Because it shouldn't be.
But it shouldn't be?
Okay.
Yeah.
What's your background?
I am German and Polish.
Makes sense.
And birth control?
Yeah.
Cool.
Chris?
All right.
So, fine arts?
Apparently, you have tattoos all over your body, yeah.
And you bartend, yep.
So, you'd be very honest with me right now, right?
Yeah, okay.
Your body count 25.
What damn, okay.
Wait, how do you again?
26.
Okay, one for every year.
Do you have kids?
No, uh, do you want kids?
Um, undecided.
All right, cool.
Just keep using that plan B.
I want birth control, I don't need it.
Oh, you don't need it?
Even better.
There you go.
Let's make it happen.
I mean, not me.
I mean, in general, in general, in general.
Okay.
In general, guys.
Know my name.
He's a comedian.
Yeah.
Kind of.
All right.
What about you?
My name is Estefania.
I'm from St. Catharines.
Louder, please.
Canada.
Please don't shout.
Louder.
Oh, my God.
Yep.
You heard my ears.
Okay.
My name is Estefania.
I'm from St. Catharines in Ontario, Canada.
I am, well, I just finished business communication, my degree, and I work for like a shipment, like, it's not a shipment company, but it's like the ones that make like the helices of the.
Ships and stuff to work with, like, the AI and everything like that.
I do the marketing part and, like, everything with, like, manager of, like, dealings and stuff.
So, yeah.
How old are you?
25.
And what's your background?
I was born in Canada, but I grew up in Venezuela, Colombia, and Chile.
Ah, Chama.
Si.
¿Qué pasa?
Chivere.
Okay.
Chiquete, chivere.
Chivere.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know all that part, but he does.
That's probably food.
You said you do marketing for, like, Ships?
Well, no, the helices.
You know, like the thing that goes like in the ship.
I forgot the name.
Like, I don't know how to say it in English, but.
Dialysis?
Yes, yes.
So basically, we do that, but we work for like shipping companies.
We work for like military stuff.
Like, yes.
Okay.
Sorry.
Okay.
Yeah, we do that for like all of that.
So you do like logistics and marketing?
Yeah, I know.
For a dialysis company?
Yes, yes.
And I do like analytics too.
Like, I have to search for the market, who can be like a new customer.
And it's dialysis.
Dialysis, you said?
No, helices.
Hellasys?
Yes, for the ships, you know.
I think she's saying it kind of weird.
What is Hellasys?
It's like a part of the ship, right?
Yes.
Do you know the thing that they used to move that is like the propeller?
Yes.
Yes.
Like the thing that looks like a fan.
Yeah, she's saying it underwater.
Yes, yes.
She's saying it with accent.
The fucking turbo underneath the water, right?
Mm hmm.
The fucking.
Okay, so like the propeller of the boat.
Yes.
Of boats.
Yes.
That's what you sell.
Yes.
Well, no.
We do part of it.
Like it started in 1912.
And it was like for like woodwork and stuff, but now they're owned by Caterpillar.
And for the last couple of years, they've been doing that and it's like going really great.
So I'm looking to like try to increase the sales because the market cap is huge.
So I feel I could make like a billion out of it.
So it's crazy.
A billion, a billion.
For the company, not for me, you know.
Okay.
All right.
We'll have fresh.
You can keep going.
What's your dating status?
Single.
Okay.
Parents together or no?
Sorry.
Parents together or no?
Dating Status Check00:15:00
Um, no, my dad had died.
It's alright.
I was like 10 months.
I don't even know the guy.
Why are you laughing?
I don't even know the guy.
And Uso, he's the lowest father.
At least I say I have one, you know?
No, I'm not using his father, so it's all good.
Okay, perf control.
Yes.
Actually, maybe not.
Ice expired.
Who knows?
Oh, shit.
How did it expire?
I have one inside of my arm.
Inside of my arm.
Do you like house music?
I couldn't tell.
Buddy, Ultra.
What are you talking about?
Ultra.
How long ago was Ultra?
Last week.
Bro, she said.
Bro, she don't take a shower.
You can do a shower?
I do, but basically, since I got it on, I've been having such crazy days.
I met John Summit.
I have been on Universal TV.
I got the best karma of my life.
Cut it off.
Since I have it on, I've been having such good luck that I'm just going to keep it on until next year.
That's the goal.
All right, cool.
Ultra.
That shit must stink, nigga.
I mean, she watches it though, right?
I use soap.
What are you talking about?
Okay.
Can Mo smell it?
What?
What?
He's like, I didn't agree to do this.
Yeah, he can.
Wait, what?
Yeah, Mo, go ahead.
It's like a cloth.
It's like, you should be like Carolina Herrera.
Those things are hard to cut off, though.
All right.
So you've been here for how long then?
For like two weeks?
Yeah, like a week and a half.
All right.
And I'm assuming you're visiting as well, right?
You don't live here?
No, yeah, I'm visiting.
I'm just visiting?
Okay.
What about you?
Hold on, Chris.
Come on, man.
You're slacking, bro.
I mean, I'll wait for Myron to finish.
Uh, Miss Venezuela.
Uh, body count?
Colombia.
Colombia.
No, your body count?
Miss Ultra.
Ultra.
Miss Venezuela?
I mean, I miss Colombia.
Oh, okay.
No, your body count.
Me?
Yeah.
I don't think that's relevant.
Oh, wait, but you're smiling, so it must be high.
Me?
All right, school.
It's high.
All right.
She goes to Ultra, bro.
Come on, man.
I know, bro.
She, man, she fucks on boats.
No, no, no.
I only like guys.
No, but.
Never mind.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm Lissette.
Lissette?
Lissette.
Okay.
How old are you?
I'm 26.
What do you do for work?
I have a company.
What's the company?
Fernani's and housekeepers.
Okay.
Highest education level?
Education level?
Highest?
What does it mean?
Like in school?
Do you go to college?
She's a doctor.
I'm a doctor.
Are you a doctor?
Yeah.
That explains it.
Okay.
I'm a PhD.
Do you go to college for medicine in America or in Colombia?
In Colombia.
Like how does medicine work in Colombia?
Like you do four year and then you do like med school or how does it work in Colombia?
I've been studying for seven years.
Okay.
I graduated.
I don't know how to say that.
Yeah, in Colombia it's different.
You get, I don't know how to say that, like the titulo, like the general doctor one, and then you do the residency, like for you to get like that.
So, yes, it took her like seven years.
So, she's a doctor in Colombia?
Like a general doctor.
A general doctor.
Okay.
But she owns a housekeeper business here, yes.
Wait, so you clean this?
No, she owns.
I mean, well, do you clean too?
No, no, no, no.
She has a business.
I do the mash between the families and the girls.
Damn, okay.
So you look like you look a madam basically.
So, can I hire you for cleaning?
Yes, yeah, yeah, all right, all right.
Oh, Chris, you're yeah, he wants to hire you and your friends as well.
Yeah, no, no.
Okay, so do you live in America or do you live in Colombia?
No, I live here in America, Miami.
Okay, so you have a house cleaning business here or a housekeeper business, but you're so you don't practice medicine here?
No, not yet.
I wish.
Do you have to take a test?
Excuse me?
You have to take a test, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's very expensive.
Yeah, but not for now.
You know, I have different plans.
Okay.
For now.
You like your freedom.
Myron, are those degrees transferable from Colombia?
No.
Well, that's why she has to do the test.
And then they'll, you know what I mean?
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single, married.
I'm single.
Yo, someone said dirty.
Lucky not mates.
Are your parents together?
Your parents?
Yes.
Your parents are together, yeah.
And then birth control?
No.
Okay.
Do you have kids?
No.
And you said you're from Colombia, right?
Yeah.
But you live in Miami now?
Yes.
Okay.
How long have you been here?
How long have you been here?
A year and a half.
A year.
Oh, she's called for out.
A year?
Okay.
Que parte de Colombia?
Que parte de Colombia?
Uh-uh.
I'm born in Cartagena.
Okay.
Uh, Carto?
Like Carto?
No, it's Cartagena.
So all the black niggas are at?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
All the black Colombians.
They look like me and Fresh.
What do you want to say, Chris?
No, I'll buy the count.
Quantos hombres?
Come on.
Quantos hombres?
Don't lie, bro.
It's top secret.
Yeah, it's pretty hard, isn't it?
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Cassidy.
How old are you, Cassidy?
22.
Where are you from?
Oregon.
What part of Oregon are you from?
Corvallis.
Oh, she's basic.
Corvallis?
Carvana?
Are you familiar with Oregon?
Somewhat, but where's Corvallis?
It is like by Eugene, if you know what that is.
Where's Eugene?
It's a little more known than.
Northern, another, is it like North Oregon, South Oregon, Central?
I don't know.
Okay, how far are you from Portland?
How far are you from Portland?
How about that one?
How far are you from Texas?
I'm like an hour.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I do social media and I'm a bartender and I work at Dutch Rose.
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
It's a lot.
So you do bartender, social media, and what was the other one?
Dutch Rose.
Dutch Rose?
What is that?
It's like a coffee shop.
Oh.
You guys might not have that over here.
Oh, you just like kind of like more free?
Dutchy.
What?
No, no, no.
Not like a bikini barista.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like flat as shit.
Just a normal coffee shop.
Dutch Rose.
Okay.
That's what they all say.
Bartender Dutch Rose social media.
What kind of social media do you do?
I do like TikTok and Instagram.
I just do like country music promotions and I work with festivals and like clothing brands.
Okay.
Because when girls say social media in Miami, it means OnlyFans.
I wouldn't even do OnlyFans.
Yeah.
Low key, high key.
Highest education completed?
I'm graduating in June.
Okay.
So, you're in college right now.
What are you studying?
Human, family, and developmental science and education.
All right, you want to be a teacher?
I did for the longest time, but I just got enough credits in it to where it's my minor now, but I now want to be a therapist.
Okay.
Okay.
No teacher?
No, I like kids a lot, but I just didn't think it was my path.
Fuck them kids.
What is it with all these kids smashing the teachers, bro?
Like, where were they when I was growing up, bro?
Like, what the?
It's not fair.
It's not cool, bro.
Like, what?
I mean.
And they're bad too.
I'm like, yo, nigga, where was I at?
I feel them.
You feel me?
Like, bro, is it just mirrors?
Y'all niggas understand what I'm saying, bro?
I feel you, Fresh.
I'm just saying, bro.
I like you.
I mean, yeah, a lot of these girls are getting caught.
Okay, that's probably why she was one bit.
Yeah, bro.
All right, are your parents together?
Yeah.
All right.
Birth control for you?
No.
Okay, and then I'll put race white, I guess, unless you know what your background is.
What did you say?
Basically.
Your race, I was going to say white, but unless you know where you're from?
I'm like German and Scottish.
Okay.
Schneisenhausen.
And I'm assuming you live in Oregon, right?
You're just here visiting?
Uh, yes.
Did you also come for Ultra or?
No.
We were supposed to come here last weekend, but we had to delay it to this weekend.
So, yeah.
Probably better prices and shit.
Last week was terrible.
Yeah, I just got in.
Yeah, expensive for no reason.
Yeah, bro.
Retarded.
All right.
Cool.
What about you?
What's your name?
All right.
Body count and top three country music.
Top three country music?
Like artists or songs?
Yeah, artists.
That's fine.
Morgan Mullen.
No.
I like Zach Top.
I like Randy Rogers' band.
And.
Who the fuck she a real country fan?
Yeah, I know who that is.
I do name a third Jelly Bean I could think for forever Jelly roll Reba Jelly roll McIntyre You know what?
Everyone's here.
Body count?
I don't want to answer that.
But I'm waiting until I find the right person.
So, wait, so you're a virgin?
I don't want to answer that.
So, you're not a virgin?
I don't want to answer that.
So then we pay.
But, yeah, I'm just.
Okay, is it below 10?
Is it below 10?
Yes, of course.
Okay, of course.
Over 20.
Do I look like a whore?
Over 20.
I mean, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's okay.
I mean, you bartend.
She bartends, though.
It's part of the process.
It's a line dancing bar.
I gotta get my Hannah Kent in this boot.
Nope.
I'll try, bro.
Yo, Chris, chill, dog.
Yo, why do you so drink Heineken, bro?
That's the thing.
That's the caribou thing, bro.
I don't know.
Clearly, you don't know.
Black people too much Heineken?
Yeah.
Come on, man.
You boys, man.
You're cool.
What about you?
Course Lights.
Yeah.
Course Lights.
Course Lights.
Keystone Lights.
Come on, Chris.
All the lights.
All right.
What's your name?
I'm Chelsea.
How old are you, Chelsea?
I'm 23.
All right.
Where are you from?
Are you also from Oregon?
I am from Oregon.
You guys, same town?
I'm closer to Portland.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm a hairstylist.
Okay.
Highest education level completed for you?
Trade school, because cosmetology school.
Okay.
Cosmetology.
Relationship status?
Freshly single.
Oh, shit.
How long have you been single for now, then?
Like a day.
Oh, shit.
Let me guess.
He came to Miami and he said, What are you doing?
Oh, he was so mad.
He was so mad that I came.
Did he know before or after you were already here?
He knew before.
Did he change his mind?
Not really.
I mean, he was like, I guess you can go, but he was salty about it.
Unfortunately.
I wonder why.
I have no idea.
You seem so nice.
Oh, thank you.
She's a good girl.
I can tell.
Thank you.
All right, parents together?
Legally.
All right, fair.
Okay.
But separate, I'm guessing?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then birth control for you?
No.
All right.
And then he, so he broke up with you or you broke up with him?
He broke up with me.
What do you say?
Like, I'm done with you?
He just, I pretty much, I don't know.
It's just kind of out of nowhere, but out of nowhere.
It is what it is, I guess.
Damn.
How long were y'all together?
Like about six months, so nothing too crazy.
He sounds very insecure, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, they're very secure for us, yeah.
They're they all are, right?
These men know it's tragic.
I'm telling you, girl, how dare you, yeah, girl.
Okay, uh, what about you?
What's your name?
Wait, hold on, uh, body count.
I prefer to keep that to myself.
So, is that high?
Is nobody else gonna say they're running out?
I mean, they have so far.
I'm actually proud of you.
Thank you, you're a real one.
Thank you, I got no shame.
I could tell.
Period.
They probably got a higher number than you.
That's why.
Yeah, exactly.
They got over 25.
They're just like, nope, I'm not disclosing.
Nope.
Damn.
Shit.
All right, what about you?
What's your name?
Hi, I'm Becca.
How old are you, Becca?
I'm 22.
Where are you from?
I'm originally from Michigan, but I live part time in LA and Miami now.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
You look familiar, actually.
I do social media.
No, I was gonna say LA and Miami.
It's a dangerous duo.
Wait a minute.
I need from somewhere.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Who are you?
Before you recognize.
Okay.
Highest education for you?
High school.
Relational status?
Single.
All right.
Parents control?
Together?
What?
Are your parents together?
Sorry.
Yes.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
Plan B. All right.
Okay.
All right.
Child of Beckham.
And then what are you race wise?
Black, white, I'm Jamaican, Czechoslovakian, and Native American.
Boom, buck up!
She's black and white, nigga.
How many parents you got?
Damn.
All right, and then you said social media, right?
Yep.
First, doing his research.
Go ahead, go ahead.
No, I'm trying to remember where.
Is Instagram?
Nah, Freshest.
Maybe.
Nah, Freshest.
I think she does spicy content based off the sound effect Bill's hit.
Yeah, I'm not.
Do you go out?
Social media.
Like, do you go out?
Do you party here?
Yeah, he does.
I do sometimes.
Yeah, I'm not Mr. Johnson.
Freshest.
Freshest is black, so you can't see him.
Nah.
No, okay.
Oh, oh, I got it.
What?
But I'm gonna save you though.
Okay.
Wait, who?
Save her.
I remember that.
I remember that.
What, did you see me off a collab?
Like TikTok?
Oh, collab?
Well, I need TikTok too.
It's off of something.
TikTok and move on.
But it ain't a collab.
I'm just leaving that there.
Wait.
All right.
Okay.
No, sorry, guys.
It's just me on there.
Huh?
Just say it, bro.
Now the chat's gonna get mad.
I'm gonna save it for halfway in the show.
All right.
All right.
You know, I'm gonna remind you though.
Oh, we're not a band on TikTok, I guess.
What happened?
We're a better.
I mean, not yet, man.
Don't mention it.
Well, listen, I was there all today.
We had a great show today on TikTok Live.
Shout out to you guys for watching.
And they are mad at you.
And me?
Yeah, nigga.
Number what?
How dare you?
God damn.
Because TikTok is so.
It's very liberal.
Soy boy bitch on TikTok.
No!
We like it, bro.
There it goes.
It's fine.
Keep it on.
It's just like, what?
I can't call them.
No, you can't.
Progressives?
That's what they are.
I know, but.
What were they crying about?
Did they call me a racist or anti Semite?
TikTok Band Confusion00:06:08
Time or what?
It's fine.
Hey, it pays a lot.
I don't lie.
All right.
Cool.
Chats.
Where are we at here?
Hey, let's double down.
Question?
Williams, Big Team Ziguan here just checking in on you fellas.
You fellas keep fighting the good fight.
All is well on this side.
Shout out to you.
Anything else?
Oh, I got one more.
Okay, cool.
Hey guys, if you guys want to get involved in the show, fnfsuperchat.com, or you can go ahead and rumble rant.
You can send in kicks, whatever you want to do.
We're live on all the platforms.
I'm surprised we still got a ticket.
Man, we didn't get kicked off TikTok yet, man.
That was good.
No, we did, but we got it back.
Give it a second.
All right.
Demetrius asks Can men and women be friends?
If yes, you know what to do.
21 in the series.
Okay.
Ladies, can men and women be platonic friends?
Give me a hands up if you think yes.
Okay, so only one thinks no.
All right.
Fresh, you go ahead and pick then.
So let's see.
Only Miss Chicago.
Yeah, she's out.
So the other five.
Let's go with you.
So we'll play a game.
A fun game.
I want to play a game.
It's very simple friends or lovers.
And it's pretty simple.
We'll have you call your friend, your best guy friend, and say, hey, listen, I'm a little bit tipsy.
I'm just curious why we never got together.
And then see what he says.
Obviously, don't laugh.
Be serious and see what he does.
Cool.
Okay.
Let's bring your phone.
And then who else wants to try this as well?
He only speaks Spanish, though.
Well, can you translate?
Yeah, I can translate in English.
I have one of the girls from Oregon Trail do it.
And we'll see if he answers.
Yes.
He has a girl.
Remember that game back in the day?
Yeah.
Wait, Oregon Trail?
It was a PC game back in the day.
I think we should have.
We'll call him anyway.
We'll do Spanish.
Yeah.
We'll do.
Telemundo.
We'll do Telemundo last.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So her and her.
And girls, press the guy's suit.
Don't give up, okay?
Don't be like, oh, yeah, you see, he said no.
Like, guys will say no, ladies.
Initially, to like test you out.
I actually don't want to know the answer to this.
I don't know.
I already know the answer.
I know.
I know my guy friends.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
Is he straight?
Or is he gay?
Of course, they're going to say no.
They're going to think, are you good?
All right, all right.
Hold on, hold on.
So, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We don't want her texting the person.
Put the phone down.
Put the phone down.
Face down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to call your guy?
You have to call him on Instagram.
Right now.
You go first.
Yeah.
You call him, put the phone right up on the thing, and then just tell him what he just said.
And uh, probably two.
That's an answer.
Once again, wait, who's going first?
It has to be one of the time.
Yeah, she's already calling.
She's going first.
We'll see.
No, you can't call on video.
It hasn't been a regular call.
No, it's on video.
No, no, no, no video.
Oh, she's fucking up, bro.
Okay, guys, I'm gonna translate.
Wait, he already said no.
Guys, he already said no.
I called him and I go, bro, imagine I'm fucked up.
I think I kind of like you.
And he's like, What are you talking about, bitch?
We're friends.
Yo, that was so dumb.
That was the L. Bro, you just duck.
Yo.
Can't follow instructions.
Yo, that was the L.
Okay, you can just hang up.
What the hell?
You can just hang up.
Nigga suggested he's stupid, huh?
Yo.
He said he was in the podcast.
What the fuck?
Literally.
I don't feel like after one minute.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
She fucked that shit up on purpose.
Nobody said you're drunk right now.
You miss him.
You're thinking about him or you want to do something.
But don't say you're here.
Just.
Okay.
You're at home or you're something, you're in the hotel drunk and you're just having some thoughts.
Okay.
Nobody talking.
Now put it right up on the mic and then we're going to see if he's really friendly.
I'm trying to get him.
Let's not sleep.
Let's not sleep.
You got to call again.
You got to call twice.
Or you got to double call.
through.
Probably watching.
Probably watching, yeah.
Your call has been forward.
Alright, try one more time.
One more time.
One more time, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a charm for the third time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They be watching.
I can look for a different option.
He's not gonna answer.
I'll call my friend, yeah.
Okay.
This is like my old manager at Dutch Bros.
He's my bestie.
Your manager?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, he's sweet.
Aww.
She thinks he's the bestie.
He might answer.
Man, two for two, they hate me.
We are calling.
All right, try one more time.
I'll do one.
You do one?
Yeah, I'll do one.
What time is it in Oregon?
It's like 9.
Not a car, probably.
9 18.
Three hours behind.
All right, try one more time.
Come on, Nick.
Come on.
Come on, simp.
That's what I want.
Oh, my God.
You got no friends.
Scripted Casa Drama00:04:50
Literally, I guess so.
Myron, I've had a few guys DM me saying they were the ones on the call and they didn't want to pick up because they were watching.
Oh, really?
Wow.
Wow.
Makes sense.
I have a good one.
Let's see what you got.
I'm not bunning for the thing.
You need the rules again?
Don't say that.
I'm on the podcast, right?
Yeah, just keep it very casual, flirty.
Oh, no, he's calling back.
He's calling back.
Hey, Chuck, what are you doing?
Oh, never mind.
Axel, can they hear me?
No, what's up?
Okay, Chuck.
So, you know, I okay, okay, so I just got to like the Casa Migos, right?
And like, I was just like feeling more like a Casa Free Co.
So I was just wondering, like, why we didn't do it yet.
You what?
What?
Did you not hear what I said?
No.
Oh, well, I got to the Casa Amigas, and, like, I just got to, like, the Casa Frika, right?
And, like, I was just wondering where you're at.
What does that mean?
Exactly what I said.
The Casa Frika?
Casa Frikos.
What's that?
Trying to get freaky on the Casa.
No, wait, we're gonna go call chat.
Ooh.
What?
Hmm.
What?
Are you not getting what I'm saying?
No, speak English.
I'm muted.
I swear to God.
No, I am speaking English.
It's like the only thing I like.
That's the only language I confidently know.
I don't know what that means.
Like, where are you at?
Oh, I'm in Torlada.
What?
What's up?
Like, I was drinking the Casamigos, right?
And like, I'm just trying to get to the Casafricos.
So where are you at?
You think I'm a hoe?
Oh, okay.
No, no, no, no.
I'm trying to get to see your face.
Have I ever led you to believe that I was, like, trying to fuck?
Yeah, you're right.
What's going on?
You okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not trying to be disrespectful now.
You're cool, but I, like.
Are you being funny with me?
Like, what is this?
Yeah, I guess.
I'm saying, say no.
Huh?
No.
Are you trying?
No.
Alright, but we're gonna scratch this off.
And we're gonna restart.
Okay.
Pretend like this didn't happen.
And then, uh, you know, we won't talk about this.
W friend, W friend.
But you're my friend, I love you.
Have a good night.
I love you too, bye.
Bye.
Alright, man.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Casting meals, can you freak out?
Yo, that was so funny.
So, Chris, live with some red ex right now.
Is he a streamer?
Yeah, yeah, he's that chat.
Hmm, is that chat?
The white boy, he's like Puerto Rican or something dreads.
Is he gay or just like no?
He has some girl by him, so he was just he was just on bad boys.
No, like bad boys, you know, Natalie Dunn, like baddies, bad boys.
No, I don't know, but that was cringe though, bro.
You were like, man, that's crazy.
Come on, man.
He didn't know what you were saying.
That nigga was even taken back, like, what the fuck?
He did.
I think his baby mama was inside him.
I'm going to have to tell him later.
Yeah.
Some girls were like, oh, you think I'm a hoe?
Because he said that shit.
I was like, man, that shit's scripted.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
You think I'm a hoe?
You think I'm a hoe?
I didn't have time to text him.
How was it scripted?
I mean, no.
No, no, no.
I'm saying, like, he had a chick next to him.
Like, yeah.
Oh.
You probably compromised him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he's live, too.
So he had to pause his stream.
Oh, he was live?
Yeah, he was live.
Oh, yeah.
I saw your post to stream in front of his chick.
If she called the streamer, nigga, you gotta call like a regular dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, like somebody who's down bad, bro.
Trad Wife Dream00:06:29
And everyone here is single, right?
Everyone here is single?
Yeah.
So sad.
Why?
Why?
You're in your prime single?
That's crazy, though.
That's so sad.
Exactly, you're in your prime.
Why would you be tasting?
I mean, you're like burning bodies right now.
That's the point.
It's the best time to get a man.
Like, you're burning your eggs.
Feminism.
Yeah.
Feminism.
Speaking of feminism, we've got a video to play here as well.
Yeah.
Coming up very soon.
Any more chats?
The first one's gonna be actually this news reporter.
You saw this?
Yeah, I think I did see this on Twitter.
Yeah, yeah, but we could play it, yeah.
Here we go, ladies.
What are your ladies' thoughts on this?
What?
It's a clip from, well, Fox News, but yeah.
For so long, there was this feminist movement that tried to push and tell us that we should all just kind of put aside wanting to start a family.
Don't worry about getting married, don't worry about having kids.
You should solely focus on your career.
And I know so many women and you probably do too, Rachel, who got to a certain age and realized, wait a minute, this is something I actually want.
And in many cases, they either had a huge struggle to have children or they couldn't do it at all.
And they were left absolutely devastated.
But you're right.
This isn't about locking women up in the home and saying, like, you can't go out and pursue things independently.
This is about women continuing to work and having independent pursuits of their own.
But it is about a focus on returning to family and those of us With families of our own.
No, Rachel, it doesn't matter what I do the rest of my life.
The most powerful title I will ever have is the title of mom.
For so long, there was this feminist movement that tried to push.
All right, so you want to get their general thoughts on it?
Do you agree, disagree?
What do you guys think?
I think right now that that percentage is accurate.
I've definitely seen more of a rise in people wanting to be trad wife than girl boss, at least in 2026, for sure.
What do you want?
I think that.
It'd be nice to have a little bit of both.
Like you know, when you're you do the girl boss thing for a while, but I think ultimately Chad wife is.
You know, being staying at home mom is pretty cool when you want to have kids.
If I were to, I Wouldn't want to go past like 35, but I no younger than like 28.
Okay, MISS Telemundo, my body was just translating thoughts on the video.
Um, trade wives, I feel that I can do both, no issue.
My bad, I feel I can do both, no issue.
Um, it depends on the person I have next to me.
So, if I found the right guy, I would be like whatever it has to do.
But if I don't have a guy or like anything, I don't want to have like it's just my personal persona.
Like, I don't want to start a family alone, it's a lot of responsibility.
So, you can do both.
I can do both.
So, yes, if I'm single, I'm happy single, you know, and if someone appears and it actually matches like what I'm looking for, then.
We look forward to like maybe have a kid and have a family and stuff because I know we're you know in the same level.
You don't want to be with someone lower than you, ideally.
What age do you want to have kids?
Ideally, um, I probably would like it before 30s.
Okay, for you, same, I can do both.
Yeah, you can do both.
Yeah, I mean, I like to make my own money, but I would like to find uh the right person I would like to get married someday.
What's the right person for you?
Money.
No, no.
I mean, money's important, but I want a guy.
I don't know how to say that.
Lovely guy.
Lovely.
Lovely guy.
Protector.
Someone who respects me.
Can you have no money?
No.
No?
Aww.
That's a lot of men.
I'll have the picture.
Okay.
For you?
Thoughts in the video?
What I think of, like what I want, or what do I think of it?
Think of it and then what you want.
I mean, I think that seems pretty accurate, but personally, like, I want a man who's, like, honest and loyal and not a whore.
Good luck.
Yeah, men are shit, but not a cheater.
Damn, we'll hurt you, man.
Just like, I obviously, like, any girl wants to be provided for, but also I want to be able to be independent on my own and not be depending on a man to provide for me in case something goes wrong.
And just like have my own source of income and things that I enjoy in life.
And yeah.
When do you want to have kids by?
Probably like between 26 and 30.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Yeah.
What about you?
I feel like I understand why, like, a lot of people want to, like, what was it, like, girl boss, like, more now because, like, men don't want to step up and, like, be what a person needs in their life, like, long term.
Or the insecure.
Or that.
There's also that, unfortunately.
But yeah, I know, like, I can enjoy being single, but ultimately the goal is to settle down at some point.
So, what age for you?
Um, I don't know.
I don't really have like a set time, just like when it happens.
I think it's meant to happen.
Bruh, 40?
Let's not push it that far.
35?
I hope so.
I mean, I'm hoping like sooner rather than later, but who knows?
What if he told you not to go to Miami?
Would you still go?
I mean, he should trust me, right?
No, I don't know.
Here now.
What about you, Becca?
I would love to be a trad wife.
I would be a great trad wife.
I would, God, I would do so much.
What would you do?
I would make sure that the food is cooked and warm when he gets back from work, rub his shoulders.
Casamigos?
Yes.
Free coat?
Free coat?
Every day?
Hell yeah.
Why the fuck am I lying?
Why am I lying?
Why are you always lying?
Oh my god.
Stop fucking lying.
What's going on here?
Classic.
Nah, bro.
She's just like, she's a free cult, man.
That's it.
Girl Bossing at Moxie's00:02:05
Tim, what's that?
Wait, Chris, you know her?
No, I mean, I know her, but she's calling streamers on stream.
You know, she's out here chicken tits.
They're called her a free cult.
She's like chicken or tits.
She has a dragon tattoo.
What is she saying?
Chicken or tits.
Just now on camera, when, like.
Oh, I might have been.
You didn't see it?
Well, I took Frank to.
I danced my shoulder.
No, like just now.
I'm sitting down.
All right, whatever.
Okay, sorry.
So, you want to be a trad wife and then what else?
Sorry.
You said you want to be a trad wife and anything else?
She can do everything.
Well, yeah, I can do everything.
Like, I'm girl bossing right now.
And until then, like, until I find the right person and settle down, like, I will be trad wife.
I will be the best trad wife known to man.
What does girl bossing entail right now?
Everything.
What is everything?
I'm just curious.
Everything.
Can you tell the audience what that means?
Just being a young woman in Miami.
What hashtag young ho?
No, wait, fresh.
Uh, don't you have like some kind of secret?
Haram!
So I remember now how I saw her.
It was at Moxie's.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You were the girl and my homeboy.
Oh, and then it got kind of freaky.
What?
Which friend?
Uh, I don't want to say it right now on camera, but uh, I remember seeing you at Moxie's.
That's what it was.
Give me the letter of first name.
Wait, so it got freaky?
Nah, man, I can't say on camera.
No, but she's denying the freaky part, though.
I don't even remember what he's talking about.
I never got freaky at Moxie's.
No, no, not Moxie's.
I'm talking about after.
Huh?
You were at Moxie's, weren't you?
I go to Moxie's here and there, yeah.
I know.
I'm going to leave that there, though.
But yeah, so in a nutshell, I know, bro.
Everybody knows Moxie's before.
It's like, say it, Pug.
It's even worse, bro.
Like, he brings it up, and it's just like, I know, Chad.
I mean, Chad's saying it.
Say No, but who would have?
Who?
I just saw Moxie's.
That was it.
Nigga, I wasn't in the bedroom.
I don't know about that.
But you brought it up, nigga.
I have never left Moxie's with anybody to go sleep with them.
But freaky, though.
Man, that's cat.
House Key Worries00:15:28
No.
You went to the club, didn't you?
What was it?
Costa Migos, Costa Freco?
I leave with people, not men.
I leave with my girlfriends that I came with.
I make sure we all leave together.
All right, man, that's not what I heard.
Anyhow, uh, I don't know, man.
Yeah, I don't know.
Sigma Fresh always speaks in riddles and shit.
I have to, bro.
I have to, bro.
It's riddles, bro.
It's fucking annoying.
I hate it too.
It's like I'm praying Crimson Desert again, bro.
All right.
Where are we at here?
Okay.
We got one more video as well.
Oh, you want?
Okay, does it tie in with that one?
Yeah.
Okay, then that's fine.
Let's play the video.
All right.
Then I'll.
Ask some questions.
Give me one second.
The Instagram?
Yes, Instagram.
Here we go.
Oh.
Our guy.
How old are you?
I am 33.
Are you single?
I am.
Do you feel like dating is easier now at 33 than it was when you were 21?
My standards are higher now.
So I would say no, but it's okay because my life is more complicated.
clear of drama and discomfort because I'm able to see it flow around it easier now than I used to.
I used to just like say yes to so much and like find myself in not great situations.
So you're actively choosing to stay single?
I'll say I'm single because I haven't been inspired to couple up with someone as of right now.
Yeah.
Any monetary standards you have for a man at 33?
I want the man to be independent, so comfortably take care of himself.
I'm pretty independent.
I take care of myself, so I'm not Looking for someone to take me on financially.
That's not a requirement.
So, if you were to get with a man, you'd want it to be kind of 50-50 split?
If that's what was appropriate.
I mean, if I were to meet a millionaire who was just exceptionally charming and lovely, if he insisted on treating me, I might let him.
But do you think that if you met a millionaire as you are right now, he would want to settle down with a woman like yourself?
Potentially.
I mean, there's all kinds of people out there.
How old are you?
I'm 33.
Are you single?
I am.
She might let him take care of her.
Wait, should I let him take care of her?
She might let him?
Yeah.
So.
That's crazy.
I just wonder, ladies, at what point do you say a boss babe is enough and you want a family?
Because you said a bit older.
Mostly said a bit older.
Why not now?
Because men are childish.
Okay.
I feel like.
Oh, sorry.
No, you're okay.
Like.
I mean, I guess what you were saying is right.
Like, you want to find somebody when you're young, too.
Mm hmm.
But you also want to be successful when you're young.
So, like, in my head, I feel like there's so many people that like find somebody young and then they don't do what they actually want to do, like, for themselves.
And then it causes problems later down.
So, I'd rather get like my dreams out of the way and then find somebody.
So, like, my cup's full and I'm not putting that onto them.
So, get it all the way now and then have family later on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like that's responsible.
What do you think?
I know, like, there's a lot I want to do with my life, like, right now.
That doesn't mean I can't.
Be with someone while I'm doing that.
I just think, like, in order to like settle down and like have a good, stable family, like, I want to have my shit together and I want my partner to have their shit together.
I agree.
Yeah.
What did your guy do before that you, I guess, broke up with?
Insecure one.
I mean, he just, I don't know.
He would just, he didn't know how to handle conflict.
No, I mean, like, what did he do for work?
Oh, what did he do for work?
Yeah, what's the profession?
Yeah.
An electrician.
Okay.
How long has he been on his job?
How old was he?
He's 24.
And he's like, he's an electrician, but he's still in school.
So it's like, He's making decent money, but.
No, he's going to be a six-figure earner.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He'll be doing well.
I'd argue with the current AA climate, he's going to be doing pretty well.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Good for him.
And he knows how to handle conflict because he does what, you know, your bills and shit, electricity and all kinds of stuff.
No, he doesn't pay for anything.
No?
Nothing?
Well, they've only been together a month.
Not even dates?
No, I said six months.
Yeah, six months.
Oh, six months.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, he'd always have me split stuff, which is fine, but like, I would pay for a lot of stuff.
He would split?
I would pay for a lot of his stuff.
And he never went out of the way to pay for mine.
He never paid for you?
Like, rarely.
Like, he did in the beginning, and then that just went away.
He'd be like, Can you send me this much?
I'm like, Right.
So he smashed that.
Why would you be okay with that?
I wasn't.
I was just like traumatized.
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you have a standard?
What?
Do you have a standard?
Yeah, I have like decent standards.
I think it's just like.
No, That's an Oregon suck.
The trauma bond was like really bad, so.
Because he was like really good in the beginning and then it slowly started coming out, and then I was like, I felt stuck.
And you broke up yesterday?
He broke up with me yesterday.
You were with the narcissist and manipulator?
Yes, exactly.
He's insecure.
What else do you guys think about his girl, about her boyfriend?
Yeah, what else?
What do you guys think?
The narcissist is like insecure.
Insecure, right?
Yeah, really insecure.
That's what I thought.
Like, okay, yeah, like I get it.
Like when your girl's going to Miami, but if you're that worried about it, why aren't you getting a flight and making memories with her?
Exactly.
But did you invite him?
There's an easy thing.
Did you invite him?
Um, he's broke.
So, I mean, I didn't.
I mean, I tried.
Oh, look at that.
You just said he makes good money.
Yeah.
Well, he like just got rehired.
He was laid off for like a couple months.
Oh, okay.
You were with a guy that was unemployed temporarily.
No, but I'm not.
Absolutely not.
No.
No.
A guy has to make just as much or more than me.
I won't talk to a guy that makes less than me.
But what if you lost your job?
Then, would you expect?
I would never leave myself without a source of income.
But what if?
I still wouldn't.
If you got fired for a car accident.
A car accident.
Just like an in between period.
God forbid.
I would already, like, I'm already in the position to take care of myself if that happens.
That's why, like, I look for that in a man because if something were to happen to him, I know I could take care of him during that time being.
So I'd want the same in return.
Stop the cap!
No, that's real shit.
Bro, you will not take care of a man.
If something happened to him, like, you know, like, you know, like, worse into worse, like he said, like a car accident.
For how long, though?
Three months?
Six months?
All right.
Like, if me and him were, like, together, I would help him.
Cut the crap.
Who's your sponsor?
Who's your sponsor?
What do you mean?
Your sponsor?
Taco Bell, I guess.
Nah, the white man.
Huh?
The white man.
What white man?
Your sponsor.
I haven't found one yet.
I need to find a rich white husband.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know.
She's looking around for us.
I don't know.
All right.
Thoughts on her ex boyfriend?
My thoughts on her ex boyfriend?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I don't know what I'm allowed to say.
Oh, she knows them all.
Keep it real.
She knows them all.
Well, both of us have experience with extreme narcissism.
And, like, we kind of just helped each other through it.
And, like, we were very supportive to him about this trip and, like, Never wanted it to be like that, and he was just really immature about it.
And that's not really the reason, like, he broke up with her.
Like, it's just a lot of immaturity all around.
It's not really the Miami thing because she's been very communicative and like good about it.
So, so what is it really then?
Yeah.
Um, he doesn't know how to communicate and, um, help girls with their emotions and remove his own anger.
Can you, like, I'm trying to understand, like, he doesn't communicate and help girls with their emotions.
So, like, usually you have to be like compassionate and like talk through problems with people when they bring things up, not just threaten to break up.
And leave every single time.
Wow.
So he had no emotional intelligence?
No emotional intelligence.
That's right.
I'm telling you, girl, that's so messed up.
It's really bad.
It's really psychological torture.
So, wow.
So I'm assuming that this wasn't the first time that he threatened to break up with you.
No, he does it every other day.
It's a constant.
But this was the one time he was like, I just can't do it anymore.
What did you do before that will prompt him to threaten to break up with you?
I really haven't done anything.
Like, come on, girl.
I'm a very loyal person.
You don't go to bars?
Yeah, but when I'm back home, like, I would go out with him.
Like, if I was going out, I would go out with him.
Like, we have the same friends, so.
Because guys don't, like, usually, like, threaten a breakup with girls just out of nothing.
Like, I'm assuming, like.
Yes, he does.
That's what narcissists do.
Like, he gets mad.
It's mental manipulation.
He doesn't like when she speaks up for herself.
He wants her to be silent, and he would say that.
Submissive.
He wants her to be submissive.
Exactly.
Can you give us, like, an example?
Of that, like, what one interaction, like, when she's heard about something and she wants to bring it up, like, he's just like, Oh, like, my ex never used to do that, she would just listen to me.
Ew, wow, bring up his ex, yeah, so you would bring up like agreements you have with him, and then he would be like, Why are you bringing this up?
Like, can you guys like give us action?
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to understand here.
Like, do you want like a scenario that he's like done?
Like, that's exactly what I'm asking for.
Okay, perfect.
Um, so there was one time we were like bar hopping, so he was like driving me from one place to another, he can drive.
I'm impressed.
I know, right?
I'm impressed.
It's like the one thing.
It's like the one thing.
Anyway.
And he would drive her a car, even though.
Yeah.
We would drive my car because I just bought a new car.
Did he, like, put gas in it?
No.
No, of course he didn't.
No.
Oh, shit.
Wait, was he black?
No.
That was the safest of points.
But he was driving you around, right?
So he's driving you around, okay?
In my car.
Okay.
With my gas.
But.
My own money.
Bro.
But yeah, we were going to another bar.
I'm assuming he was a designated driver?
Yes, he was this night.
Okay.
And then we pull up to the next bar and.
He had like called his ex on the phone that day, and I was like, Why?
Like, why are you doing this?
Because I guess she had like just taken his cat back, and because they like lived together for a bit and like they had a long term relationship before like I was in the picture.
Um, and I like brought it up.
I'm like, This made me really insecure.
Like, I didn't know what was going on.
Like, he didn't give me a heads up that he was going to call her.
It just like kind of happened.
And then, um, I started crying, and he was like, I'm sick of your shit.
Like, I'm leaving you here and going inside.
And so he left me in the cold car crying.
For like an hour and a half and wouldn't come back out to get me.
What a diva.
He is a diva.
Damn.
My ex is worse.
You're supposed to be a diva, Myron.
That's not even the worst one.
That's the thing.
Suck out the worst one.
What's the worst?
Yeah, the worst one.
There's so many.
There's like so many.
I've like lost track.
I can promise you, my ex is worse than yours.
What do you think, bro?
No.
Okay, hold on.
I swear.
What are y'all talking about?
Hold on.
Let's have a battle.
X Tails.
Okay, you went here to win.
Who's my ex?
X Tails.
Let's go.
Ready?
Because this is bad.
X off.
I can.
Well, I want her to tell the worst story and then we'll go to you.