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What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Podcast after our additional drug clavicular and sublovely ladies.
Get into it.
Let's go!
And I ride, and I'm so far away.
I could drive, I couldn't get away.
All right, we're live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Podcast, man.
Show got a little intro for you guys.
We're updating as we go.
We told you guys 2026 is going to be the year that we take over.
We're back to regular streaming on all the platforms.
We'll live on Play Combo, et cetera.
Boots on next, all 2026, man.
So, we did a five episode earlier as well.
Yes, yes, but with all our new social medias and stuff, we're back on TikTok, back on Instagram, even though we've been banned.
But we'll be back on there again.
So, all platforms are below.
We got a special guest now, Clavicular, with some lovely ladies.
Uh, we'll get right into the announcements other than that.
We will.
Uh, Chris, take it away.
Don't do that.
I'm still here, nigga.
It's 2026, man.
I'm used to Rumble.
But, um, shout out to Bills and Mo.
Wait.
All right.
Shout out to the girls, Clav, you know, first show 2026, man.
We're here.
Let's go.
You know, cheers to you guys.
Henry Chris is in the building.
You know what I'm saying?
And shout out to the team in the back.
Team work hard.
All new girls, by the way, guys.
So don't complain.
You bitch.
You still fuck them anyways.
So other than that, follow me on Twitch.
I may do more IRA content.
Who knows?
It depends.
I'm still, you know, Chris.
If you go drunk and go live, I'll watch that shit, nigga.
Oh, yeah.
Let's do it.
Hey, let's do that.
That should be lit, man.
Yo, Henry Chris, you know, IRL, man.
That should be dope.
There you go.
All right.
All right.
So, welcome to the show.
Thank you for waiting.
We have Cloud as a guest here as well.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.
Both, of course.
Your body count.
We'll start right here.
Welcome to the show.
So name Andrew.
Hold on.
You look familiar.
No.
I don't think I've met you before.
On a yacht.
Uh-oh.
I've only been on like two.
What the fuck?
I know you, nigga.
Shit.
I know you didn't know.
Sorry, my mad.
I'm going to save it later.
All right, yeah.
Give us your name, what do you do for living?
Okay.
I'm Alyssa.
And wait, can I say?
Yeah, yeah, you're Melissa Holly.
18.
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm from here.
I live here in Miami, but I'm Puerto Rican and Cuban.
Okay.
Wait, um, 18 and two yachts already?
God damn!
Yo, yo, fresh!
I recently just got on a yacht!
Yo, Chris, the year just started, bro.
It's already fucked up, nigga.
I'm kidding.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I don't have a job yet.
Student or?
Yeah, I'm a student.
Okay.
Are you in college or?
Yeah.
Okay.
Freshman, I'm guessing.
Yeah.
Get it?
Freshman.
What are you majoring in?
Nursing.
Wait, nurse?
Damn.
Not yet.
All right, religious status.
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
No.
And then birth control?
No.
I don't need to do that.
Okay.
Oh, so wild dog, okay?
And I'm a boy.
All right.
Okay.
Chris.
All right.
So you're 18.
Two yachts.
Two yachts.
A nurse.
A nurse.
Well, not yet.
Almost.
What's the body count?
One.
One?
One more on a yacht.
Yo.
Yo, that's one to pawn.
No, but for real.
You know what?
How many addicts you sucked?
Oh, my God.
Whoa, wait, No, but like, like, all right, all right.
Some girls are, you know what?
I don't want my vagina to be, you know, soul eating, all right?
But them out, though.
You know, like, so how many dicks you sucked?
I'm not answering that.
Is that many?
No.
If it was zero, under five?
Way under five.
Okay, so like three.
She got one body and she sucked one dick.
So yeah.
All right.
Black or white.
Ex-boyfriend.
Was he black?
No.
He's Dominican.
He's your girl.
He's black.
He's a big black.
Little black puppy.
He's black.
All right.
All right.
Fantastic.
Okay.
I know black.
I know black puppy.
Me.
My name is Amelia.
I am 26 years old.
I'm an OnlyFans content creator.
Yeah, we know.
We can tell.
We cannot tell at all.
Where are you from?
I'm from Tampa.
Okay.
All right.
By the way, she drove four hours to get here for the show.
Shout out to her for driving that far.
It's four hours and 45 minutes because traffic, you know?
Well, he said you have a company at least.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, girl.
Okay, okay.
Highest education level completed for you.
I got my esthetician's license.
Okay.
All right.
And then relationship status?
I'm single.
Are your parents together?
They are not.
Your favorite question?
Birth control?
No, I am not on birth control.
Damn it.
And then race is Caucasian or?
I'd say I'm pretty white.
There's a little Italian in me.
No, she's a forgetaby.
She's me.
Oh, basic picture.
25% true.
Forget about it.
Okay.
All right.
Chris, anything else?
Oh.
I should have laxed.
Like your body count?
Oh, my body count.
Wait.
Why are you signing?
Say your body count.
Oh, no.
It's probably between 25 to 35.
Your class.
That's it?
What do you think, bro?
I don't know if you have to use the word between when talking about your body count.
At least that's a good one.
No, it is.
I actually have.
Yeah, I've stopped.
Yeah, that all was accumulated between the age of 19 and 21.
And then you're how old are you again?
She's 26.
I'm 26.
Yeah.
Since 21, I think I have three bodies.
Bro, you.
So it's time to find someone to settle down with?
Yes.
Feel bad for that guy.
We've been rich, so even worse.
All right, you watch.
Who's up next?
What's your name?
My name's Marissa.
How old are you, Marissa?
I'm 21 years old.
All right, where are you from?
I'm from Arizona.
What part of Arizona?
Mesa.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm a nail technician, and then I'm also an evolving artist, so I do freehand art.
What, you evolve?
Evolving?
Or what's the word?
Upcoming.
I was about to say, what was your first form, nigga?
All right.
Okay, and you said, do you live in Miami now or do you?
No, I flew out here.
Okay, so you're just visiting.
All right.
Highest education completed for you?
High school?
Nil school.
All right.
Wait, wait.
Who paid for your flight?
I did.
What money?
What do you mean?
You can make six grand being in Aletech a year.
What money?
Okay.
Six grand.
I'm sorry.
All right.
It was a cheap flight.
Okay.
Relationship status for you?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents here?
Or sorry, are your parents together?
No, divorce.
All right.
And then birth control for you?
No.
Okay.
And then what's your ethnic background?
Italian and Irish.
All right.
Mom, mommy!
You just came out here for vacation, I guess?
I just came out here for this.
Oh, okay.
Wait, for this show?
Welcome.
Why though?
Why though?
Like, why are you asking her questions, bro?
I don't know.
Why though?
I don't know, I guess.
How's somebody going, nigga?
I'll be an asshole.
How's somebody going?
All right, all right, all right.
Yo, my count.
No tech.
One.
Oh, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Not today.
New Year New Me, huh?
Yeah, New Year, New Me.
Reset.
Oh, yeah.
Reset.
That's what it is.
Reset, right?
Yeah.
There you go.
So, once the guy that she catches.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
Then it's zero.
Oh.
Yeah.
All right, bro.
Whatever.
Okay.
What about you?
Okay.
Hi.
I'm Zulika.
I go by Z for short.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Hey, y'all.
Unique name.
It is.
It is.
It's Arabic.
I like to have an age range because of my profession, actually.
We got to know for the stats, man.
We got to know.
Yeah, we keep stats on all the girls and keep stats, okay?
Yeah, like because, like, when people say, oh, like, what's the demographic?
Like, we have all the demographic, I'm in my 30s.
What, 30s?
Okay, black don't crack, but we just started, bro.
Come on, man.
32, 37.
I'm in my 30s.
No, she's like 34, I think.
All right, well, just ask the question, please.
Come on, man.
Someone said they'll take it.
They'll take it.
Nah, he's lying, man.
Yeah, but he's all his bills, man.
I ain't nobody.
So, what's age?
I'm in my 30s.
Okay, so 39.
Not yet.
No, So 38.
No.
No, she's probably getting you out here, by the way.
Getting me out.
So, so it's a grosser ass.
Does it really even matter at this point?
She's just fucking old.
I guess you can say that.
Expired.
Okay.
Yeah, because they're going to find out in the chat anyway.
Like, they're going to find out what your age is, and they're going to, you know what I mean?
They're going to, you might as well just hold the narrative, like old the narrative.
So what is it?
They can find out if they want.
Okay.
Bro, why are black women so fucking difficult, bro?
It's like, damn, I know.
It's like, damn, man, Zalika, we give you a good name.
Bro, good name.
I'm giving you my government.
I don't have to give you everything.
I said I'm in my 30s.
She's 37.
They found it.
They found it.
Yep, 37.
I'm 37.
You expired nigga.
It's like, bro, New Year.
Niggas gotta be niggas, man.
Every time, bro.
Come on, man.
Nigga, okay.
Yo, man.
All right.
What else do you want to know?
Body count.
Come on.
I have grown women body count.
I'm about to give you my body count.
You can try to find that too if you want.
All right.
Niggas said old FBA.
Challenge.
All right.
Where are you from?
Originally Jersey, but I live in Miami.
Oh, Jersey.
What'd you say?
What did you say?
Kick the Greg.
Is it Kick Negrety?
No, it's fine.
All right.
What do you do for work?
I'm in journalism and I do some performing arts.
Okay.
Okay.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
Damn.
I'm 37 as well, bro.
No, but I see why.
She wants to answer questions.
My dad passed away this summer Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry for your language.
I have one parent.
It's early.
Chris, you don't do anything good.
Thank you.
Did we really just sound born then?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Birth control for you?
Condom or abstinence.
By the way, do you know condoms?
Or celibacy, I should say, because abstinence is like not.
So I heard from a study that condas are bad for women, by the way.
Condas are bad for women.
Yeah.
I feel like it could, like, the fibers and all the latex.
The latex women's uterus, so I feel like you should not use condos.
I heard that the latex can do things, but there's different types of materials for condoms.
There's other skin material.
Clam skin.
Kid Learn from China?
I'm fucking up, man.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
All right.
Okay, then.
All right.
And then you're like, what's your are you black or Caribbean or Arab?
I'm black.
She's foundational.
Okay.
So like you're like foundational then, right?
Black foundational.
So you're Indian.
I do have chickasaw on my dad's side.
Bless you.
Bless you.
I found out.
Black and regular.
Actually, Indian.
Yeah.
The Mississippi.
I have this.
Come on, come on.
Try to be funny, bro.
Nigga making fun of them.
All right.
But you're African-American, right?
Like, I mean, if you look at the history of it, it's true.
Like, you're not Caribbean or like from Africa.
Like, you're a family of black here.
Okay.
Like, I'm Blackfoot.
Oh, no, not that.
No.
She's FBA.
All right.
Great.
Okay.
What about you?
What's your name?
What are you doing?
Are you talking to me?
Yeah.
No, no.
Behind you.
Oh.
Stupid.
My name is Mia.
All right, Mia.
How old are you?
I'm 20.
Where are you from?
I'm Latina.
I'm Nicaraguan Sim.
I'm sorry?
Nick Rocker?
I'm Nicaraguan.
Nicaragua.
Yes, Nicaragua.
So Nicaragua.
What piece?
Yes, okay.
Do you live in Nicaragua or do you live here in Miami?
No, I live here in Miami.
Okay.
But you're Nicaraguan.
All right.
What do you do for work?
I'm sorry.
Excuse you.
You love streets.
No, I'm sorry.
I got spaced out.
No.
I'm a lash tech and also I'm working into getting into modeling.
And, you know, I do writing and stuff like that.
You feel nice.
Very pretty.
You're a lash tech.
Yeah.
You're certainly not very fucking good at it.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
Okay.
Okay, fair.
Yeah.
All right.
Niggas say, what about Mount Du?
Yeah.
All right.
Damn.
Okay.
Yo, fourth part of 2026 about that, bro.
Okay.
All right.
So you said you're a lash tech and you're a writer, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you write?
Like, what do you write when you write?
You know, just like poetry?
No, I don't know.
What do you write?
Like stories, personal, like, not really personal, but more like experiences.
You know, yeah.
Like kind of like a story.
You know how you tell a story, but it's not.
Is it real or fiction?
It's like it's both.
Okay.
No.
I give you a little bit of both.
I like that.
Yeah.
So she does fiction and non-fiction.
Both.
At the same time.
Okay.
At the same time.
Yeah, but it's for not everybody anymore.
That you, I'm, you have to.
I don't understand both.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Highest education completed for you.
Did you go?
Did you college?
I finished high school and I just started college, actually.
All right.
What are you majoring?
Like, what's your major?
I just started.
Okay.
What's your major?
What's your major?
You're not that smart.
Okay.
Like, like, start on your mind.
Mind your business.
Don't you major in anything?
That's my favorite song.
But, you know, mind your business.
I just.
You actually skipped that question for me.
Yeah.
I just said skip what my education was.
Y'all.
Y'all forgot all about.
Yeah, you see?
Well, I mean, you're 37, so I was like, all right.
So, what are you assuming then?
What is it?
Maybe did African studies or something?
I don't know.
Damn.
I just told you I did journalism, you assumed it was African studies.
What kind of studies?
Yeah, my culture.
What foundation?
We really bad 2026.
That's actually one of the hardest classes.
If you actually do take it in college, you'll realize that it's not that easy, actually.
African studies?
You were right.
The professors are really strict, especially on black kids in those classes.
In African studies classes?
Yes.
I mean, that makes sense, I guess, because they're black, right?
That does make sense.
Okay, well, especially with my name, next question.
You know, that smoke detector going off in them classes.
Sorry.
All right.
All right.
Okay, well, you said you got your bachelor's degree?
Yes.
Where'd you get it from?
Rutgers.
That's cool.
School, okay, but Rutgers sucks.
No, it doesn't.
You went to school in Ohio, then, I guess.
No, I didn't go to school in Ohio.
I went to school in Boston, but Rutgers sucks.
Is that a rival school?
Rutgers?
Is that a rival school?
I go to school academics.
Rutgers.
I was insistent.
Do you know academics?
Do I know academics?
Yeah.
Not personally.
Oh, same school, but Rutgers has like an 80% acceptance rate, bro.
You get a degree.
Everyone's getting a degree.
All right, niggas.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
So, see, I tried to save you by not asking you about the education, but okay.
You major in journalism back there?
Journalism, media studies.
Journalism, what?
And media studies.
Okay.
Okay.
Shout out to you.
All right.
And then you said, what do you major in?
She said, I said, mind yourself.
Mind your business.
Mind your business.
How much do you want to show to school?
She's gaffing, bro.
Okay.
No, mind your business.
What school is it?
You know, there's some things you just need to mind your business.
Got it.
So nothing.
Wait, wait.
See, see, all right.
Just how is that?
You're saying you're major private.
I'm confused about that.
That's a good thing, actually.
It's not about my major.
It's about you're asking me, you know, what school it is.
Okay, so, you know, I'm here.
No, no, we're not asking you what school it is.
I just want to know your major.
I was just asking about the major.
Yeah, major.
I told you I just started.
You know, I'm new to this, so I don't know much.
So you went undeclared then?
Mind your business.
So you don't want to give isolation.
Can you just skip the question for me, please?
Thank you very much.
So she went in undeclared.
Don't you get like an associate's degree and it's just like prerequisites?
Yeah, but you're going undeclared then now.
Yeah.
But she could have just said that.
Mind your business.
I just started going.
Damn.
All right.
All right.
Listen, Martin.
I am broken the fourth wall, right?
Because you was worried about us making fun of you, right?
I'm like one of the people.
But you're being rude right now, okay?
Like to the host of the show, okay?
So if you just be neutral and you're good, but now you're being a you know a bitch right now.
So come the fuck down, all right?
Because, yeah, oh, you're being a bitch.
All right, whatever.
So I'm letting them know why now you're cool.
Chat wants you out, but hey, listen, just don't be rude.
All right, just calm the fuck down, okay?
No one cares about every, you know, can you imagine if I came on your show and you asked me a question?
I said, mind your business.
And it's a simple question.
It's not invasive at all.
You're totally cool with telling us about your fiction/slash non-fiction stories that don't make any sense.
Yeah, it's fine.
But then when I ask, okay, cool.
What are you majoring in?
Might be this.
Come on.
Gotcha, bitch.
And you taught me you can handle it, right?
In the back.
She said, I'm feisty.
You're feisty.
You're feisty.
Guys, come too.
Yo, where's ice when you need them niggas, bro?
She in here had a fucking temporary status, man, over here talking shit to niggas, bro.
That's so crazy.
What'd you say?
That shit was temporary status.
She overstated.
She brought here on a visa.
Temporary status again.
Or a green card or some other shit.
Let's focus on the Somalians.
She had a USC.
Come on, man.
Now, the Nick Rogers be scamming too, bro.
Them niggas be scamming for real.
Can we just skip the question?
I'm saying I'm ugly too.
I smart that you're for Nico, bro.
You might be lying, nigga.
For somewhere else.
What am I lying about?
It's because I'm white.
It's not white.
No.
No.
No, you don't look white.
You're so racist.
Yeah, we are.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm white too.
So.
All right.
And I'm totally.
We can move forward though, because you.
Yeah, I don't think she goes to school, bro.
Either.
Or she majors in like nothing.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Miami Dade College.
All right, cool.
We didn't ask for that.
We just wanted your major.
You didn't have to say where you go to school.
I just told you I do writing.
What do you mean?
You could.
It's anywhere, right?
But how am I. Wait, hold on.
What do you mean I say?
Were you born here in America?
No.
Mind your business.
It's funny because you're almost good looking, but like all the bitchiness is just really ruining.
You too.
Yo, you're almost good.
That is a big thing.
Almost.
You're like right there.
Wait, wait, you're not going to be able to do it.
You know what class?
I actually, I'm a moment.
I had a baby, so I came in a different way.
Really?
Diversity hired.
I'm trying to start modeling.
Did you think it's a diversity hiring a model?
You have kids?
I have one baby girl.
Where's your father?
Where's your father?
Mind your business.
All right.
That nigga did mind his business.
He got the fuck up out of it.
That nigga said.
You're right.
You're right.
I'm out of here.
Actually.
This is transmission.
What are you going to say?
You're going to say something?
Go ahead.
No, you know what?
I'm just going to.
Mind your business.
That nigga definitely minds your business.
Stupid.
Literally.
Away from you.
Yo, I get that.
Yo, yo.
Yo, Mar and New Merch.
Well, mind your merch.
My business.
Mind your business.
I'm shitting that shit, man.
That's shit crazy.
Okay.
All right.
Relationship status single?
Of course so.
Of course.
Yep.
It's complicated.
Yeah, of course it is.
I bet.
Actually, since my baby father, you know, you're talking so much shit.
Yeah, we are.
You know.
We are.
Yes.
Was he black?
No, he's Hispanic.
Dominican?
Cuban.
Same shit, nigga.
Is it black again?
You get Cuban nigga.
Yo, black too, bro.
Come on, man.
Rice and beans.
Yeah, and pork.
Yeah.
Are your parents together?
No.
Makes sense.
They minded their business too.
Come on out of here.
Everybody mind their business.
Everybody mind their business.
Everybody misses that.
You notice that shit, Trent?
Niggas minded their business.
No, wait, Who's all by yourself?
Who's uh watching my kids?
Who's watching the kid right now?
The kids minding her business.
What are you talking about?
My family, my cousin.
I have family.
Okay.
All right, quick.
Mind your business.
Yeah, friends and family?
No, my cousin.
Got you.
Yes.
Just making sure.
What are you talking about?
I'm minding your business.
All right.
Do not bring up my daughter.
Okay.
I mean, that has nothing to do with you or her.
Yeah, I have a talk.
I didn't even know you brought her up.
You can't tell me, nigga.
You were just talking about who's watching my kid.
Actually, Chris asked me.
You're trying to rage bait me?
We're just making sure she's not locked in a hot car.
To be honest, for fuck's sake.
It's for your benefit.
All right.
You're right, bro.
Swear.
He's right, though.
Dude, yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on with that.
It's always locked hot car in Miami, brother.
Let's change the topic.
Anyways.
All right.
Body count.
Yeah, body count.
Actually, it's a new year, so zero.
Okay.
How much last year?
Yeah.
I only had my baby daddy.
Okay.
Yeah, one.
You before.
He's my first body.
So one.
What, your first body?
Yeah.
That's why he got me pregnant.
Mind your business.
All right.
Fantastic.
All right, cool.
All right.
All right.
What about you?
Yeah.
That was hard.
I'm Isabella.
I'm 25.
All right.
Where are you from?
Miami.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I own a business and I do real estate.
What's the business, Joe?
Home health agency.
Okay.
Oh.
Home health agency?
Yeah.
What does that entail exactly?
To break it down to you, I send nurses to patients that work with the government.
Oh, so we're a nurse, nigga?
Let's go.
Uber nurse.
Oh, so you a pimp?
Yes, in the healthcare world.
Okay.
I mean, like, nurses ages because nurses fuck.
So she's trying to get the happy ending.
All right.
Get him for the next one.
All right.
Home health agency.
All right, cool.
So you do, you do that.
And then you said you, what was the other thing you said you do?
Real estate.
You're an investor, or what do you do?
Realtor.
Okay.
How many properties have you sold?
One.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
How long have you been a realtor?
I got my license in 2023.
But I didn't use it.
Hold on, nigga.
Hold it up, nigga.
I said, I want to stay.
Hold it.
Zero fun.
Every girl in Miami is a realtor.
It's hard.
It's hard.
No, I mean, I didn't use it.
I was doing the home health.
I'm using it now because I have time.
All right.
Highest education completed?
I still go to school.
College?
Yeah.
Okay.
What are you majoring in?
Psychology.
Oh, okay.
Thank God.
I thought she was going to say none of your business till I was about to say the fucking table.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
All right, Chris.
Are you parents together?
Yes.
Okay.
Breath and drill?
I'm not going to answer.
You got to answer.
She has to know.
No?
I think she is.
Actually, yeah, probably is.
Probably.
All right, Chris.
All right.
Body count?
I'm not going to answer.
Damn.
Is that high?
Yep.
Okay, below 10?
I'm not going to answer.
All right.
Under 25.
Higher.
Wait, wait.
How old are you again?
25.
25.
High.
So.
That's not the body of a year.
You know what?
Why are you still single?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why?
Because I choose to be.
Okay, but who puts a ring on your finger, though?
Who put a ring on my finger?
Yeah, who chooses?
Who puts a ring on your finger?
A man, right?
Yes.
So then, why do you choose to be single?
Because I want to be right now.
I'm focused.
On what?
My agency, my business.
When I get to where I want to be, then I'll explore that option.
Yeah, but when you're 30, you're going to be old and wrinkly.
I'm okay with being a little.
Wait, what are you white?
Huh?
What are you white or Spanish?
Hispanic.
Okay.
What country?
Cuba and Salvador.
Okay.
Some years.
Cool.
What about you?
What's your name?
Oh, hello.
I'm Jocelyn.
All right, Jocelyn.
How old are you?
I'm 31.
What, 31?
What?
I've seen you before.
Thank you for answering.
I appreciate that.
I've seen you before somewhere.
Maybe the club?
I don't know.
You know detox?
Yeah, I do.
He's been with us for many years.
Shout out to Manja.
Yep.
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm from LA.
Are you black?
My mom is from Jamaica, and I said, Your mom is Jamaican, and what else?
My dad's American.
Hey, y'all!
Okay, so Nick and a Jamaican.
All right, cool.
All right.
All right, and then you said you're from LA?
Yes.
All right.
Do you live here in Miami or are you just visiting?
I live here in Miami.
Oh, you live right now?
Okay.
Oh, okay.
All right.
How long have you been here?
I've been here almost two years.
She belongs to the street.
I've seen her outside before.
Corrupted.
Oh, really?
All right.
What do you do for work?
I'm a hostess and a server.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Where?
I have three jobs, actually.
Oh, shit.
She's working.
Yeah.
That's good shit.
That's good shit.
Come in.
All right.
Highest education level completed?
I did some college, but I didn't graduate.
I just dropped out.
Okay.
Relationship status?
I'm somebody's wife eventually.
Eventually.
Okay.
All right.
So that's a great one.
Any day now.
So like, are you.
Imagine if niggas walked around.
So what do you do?
A millionaire?
Yeah.
Eventually.
Eventually.
It's coming.
Don't worry.
Fastest.
So no guys at all?
At all?
No.
No, she fucks.
Fresh.
How do you know?
I mean, she's a hostess.
Get it?
Hostess?
Hostess.
Who's Fresh?
Who's Fresh?
I believe Chris.
I'm kind of new to you, so I don't know.
I just seen your account today, and I just looked at reels of this.
So I don't really know you guys that much.
So the one in the middle is Fresh.
Who?
Who's Fresh?
No, that's Fresh.
I know your client.
Class?
He's a class.
Your client chill.
Club?
The clive.
That's crazy.
The Jamaican restaurant?
All right.
That's fire.
Who's fresh?
We need mass deportations immediately.
Like tomorrow.
Oh, yeah.
We need mass deportations immediately.
Get out of here.
Shit, girl, crazy.
Okay.
Mind your business.
That's what I thought, nigga.
Mind your business, nigga.
And you say, okay, so you're saying, I don't even care.
What?
No.
He's a nigga, not Nick.
Yeah, nigga.
Yeah.
We good.
Okay, what about are your parents together?
My mom and my dad are divorced.
Yeah, of course I am.
When I was a baby, they divorced me as a baby.
Yeah, we know you're black out.
The real question is y'all parents together.
Who are you asking?
The host.
Host.
Yeah, mine are.
My dad never came back.
Aw, he was a milk or cigarette.
He passed away.
Oh, I'm sorry.
He left him for sure.
It's fine, though.
It's fine.
Did he say I'm going to go get milk?
Something like that.
That's fresh.
Typical black story, bro.
It's fine.
Was it a cop or?
No, he's.
Damn.
That's fucked up.
She's trying to get a police brutality.
Oh, she's like, you oppressed.
White supremacy.
He was a Somalian, though.
He wasn't Somalian.
How about you?
My parents are together.
Yeah.
You look like your parents are together.
No, are they still together?
Yes, they are.
Yeah.
How are you?
Are you fresh, Mr. Fresh?
That's fresh ass.
You look pretty fresh over there picking your boogers.
Oh, man.
Yeah, my parents are together.
Oh, cool.
It must be really nice, huh?
But what's your background, Mr. Fresh?
No, no.
It must be really nice.
What's happening here?
Wait, no, no.
Hold on, hold on.
She's trying to get away from it.
I got something for you.
Come here, real quick.
Mind your business.
And then the last thing.
Oh, birth control for you, Miss Jocelyn?
I don't believe in that.
You have kids?
Live life without kids.
I have no kids.
Wow.
Really?
I'm actually surprised.
You're gorgeous, too.
I kind of know when you say that.
Yeah, girl.
You're gorgeous.
Hell, yeah, girl.
Brandon smile, by the way.
Thank you.
What I'm off to, though.
What?
Yo, Fresh, you're a bitch.
Okay, okay, kid.
Keep kidding.
Hey, Fresh.
Hey, guys, get your chats here.
We're going to read Super Chats here in a little bit after I, you know, Rumble Rantan website as well.
If you guys, it's pinned at the top for YouTube.
If you guys watch it on YouTube, also, guys that are watching on Myer Game Tech, get ready to migrate over to the Fresh and Fit for the YouTube channel.
I told you guys we're taking over 2026.
Also, guys, one more thing: Rumble Wallet is live, so we can donate with crypto and gold.
So, guys, Ethereum, Bitcoin, support the show, crypto, and goal.
We appreciate you guys.
All right.
And then, last but not least.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, what?
Oh, I already know.
He wants to know.
So you're 31, right?
Yeah.
All right.
So, body count.
I don't believe in that.
Okay, I'm going to get my voice.
I'm leaving it.
That means it's not real.
All right.
Done exists for me.
All right, well, that's why you're so single.
All right.
All right, next.
All right.
All right.
What's your name?
I'm Ya Elise.
What is it?
Yeah, Elise.
Yeah, Elise.
Okay, how are you?
Come on, man.
I'm 21.
All right.
Where are you from?
I'm from Connecticut.
I live in Miami now.
Oh, Mark.
Where Connecticut are you from?
Fairfair County.
Bridgeport.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Bridgeport.
Hold on.
They're friends.
You like, nigga?
I don't anymore.
Oh, nigga.
You wouldn't either, nigga.
Yeah, it is.
Bridgeport is really bad.
Really?
Really bad.
Wow.
I grew up in New Britain.
So, yeah.
What?
Yeah, I grew up in New Britain, Connecticut.
Yeah, Connecticut.
Yeah, so Bridgeport is really fucking bad, bro.
She said Fairfield County.
Hey, that's not Fairfield.
It is Fairfield County.
I didn't think you would know where Bridgeport was.
I mean, he used to live there.
Well, I never lived there, but I'm familiar with.
He knows the area.
Yeah, it's very bad.
I'll put it this way, bro.
They got their own FBI office there.
That's all you know about that.
And there's an office in New Haven.
They have the office in New Haven and they got one in Bridgeport.
That should tell you something.
Damn.
Damn.
That's how bad it is.
Okay.
But no one talks about it.
Okay.
Are you okay over there?
Oh, no.
It's because I'm really short and I'm not that close to the table.
So I keep schooling.
Clive is a special guest, okay?
Oh, I'm scooting.
Yeah, make sure that he's, you know, he's good.
All right.
I'm not even touching him.
I'm sorry.
My business.
All right.
What do you do for work?
So rude.
I'm a hairstylist.
I keep trying to talk to you.
All right.
What do you do?
Highest education level completed for you?
High school?
I might be high school, yeah.
Oh, you're all good.
Relationship steps?
I'm not even touching.
All right.
Are your parents together?
No.
And a birth control for you?
No.
Wait, so this whole panel, no parents together?
No, we have a couple.
I mean, I have my step parents.
No, no, no.
Who's our major parents together?
I don't know.
Does anyone have biological parents together?
Yeah.
Yes.
All right.
Oh, okay.
And then, are you Puerto Rican?
I'm Puerto Rican.
Yeah, how'd you know?
Yeah, well, Connecticut.
Yeah, the Northeast is controlled by Puerto Ricans.
Wait, yeah.
You have kids?
No.
I'm impressed.
I'm impressed.
Okay.
You won.
Cool.
Wait, I was going to let him.
Nah, so you dated black guys, right?
Yeah.
All right.
So what's the body count?
Come on, don't lie to me.
Four.
You know what?
Blowjobs given.
Because we love blowjobs.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
What?
Love blowjobs.
Who are we talking about?
Who's we?
Who's we?
Yeah, who's we?
Hey, listen.
I'm just saying, if it's a white girl and it's I'm a nigga, you know, we love blowjobs, man.
I'm not a white girl, so.
I mean, whatever.
It's the same shit, bro.
All right, so to me, like, it's a tent.
All right.
So, what's up?
Yeah, color.
Like, color is really white.
Bro, put the camera on you.
Yeah, nigga.
Blowjobs.
How many blow-ups are you giving?
Like, in total?
I don't like doing that, so I try not to do that.
So this is why you went to white guys, huh?
Gotcha.
Anyway, guys, I introduced the special guests of honor.
Welcome back.
Welcome, guys.
How are we doing, guys?
Thanks for having me on.
So, what is the second time on in two months?
Something like that?
Yeah.
I think you're on between two to four weeks ago.
Happy to have you back.
You're closer to us now.
So you guys will be seeing Clavicular on quite a bit more.
It's going to be fun.
Looks close for viral, by the way.
Yeah, yeah.
Super viral.
It's going to be fun.
We're all going to grow and destroy 2026 together.
We're going to take over.
So Boots on XL 2026.
Do you want to introduce yourself real quick for the people for the girls that might not know who you are in the other?
So I'm Clavicular.
I do looks max and black pill content, you know, sort of diving into a lot of men's issues, similar to these guys on Fresh and Fit, but I just have my own unique angle on it with, you know, essentially placing looks at the forefront of what's seen in men's issues, you know?
So that's what I do.
Is it just men or women?
I mostly talk about male issues, but yeah, looks maxing could be applicable to women as well.
Obviously, it's extremely important to be good looking as a girl.
What's your highest level of education?
High school graduate.
I got expelled from college.
Oh.
And what's your body count?
What's my body count?
I couldn't tell you that one.
It's really high?
Is it more like a mind your business?
No, I just literally couldn't tell you that one.
Oh, because it's just in the hundreds.
When you say men's issues, what do you mean?
Okay, oh, okay.
The ladies have money.
But that's cool.
That's good.
Absolutely.
So have you guys heard about the male loneliness epidemic?
Yes.
You know, how not a lot of guys are having sex.
Not a lot of guys have romantic relationships in 2025, 2026 now, because of something called hypergamy, right?
A lot of women are going a lot beyond their means and trying to get with people who are a lot more attractive than them.
You know, just in egregiously higher percentiles, men who are making a lot more income.
So essentially, it's just not a fair playing field for men and women these days.
I have a question.
You said black pill.
Can you just give like a definition?
I've heard red and blue pill.
So black pill is about like genetic determinism in regards to looks and how your life will essentially play out according to your genetics.
I've heard that you've done like a lot of different stuff.
What is your favorite modification that you've made to your body or your favorite route of modification?
I think lean maxing is good.
I'm a pretty big lean maxer and bone smashing is another good one.
I've seen you talking about that.
What is lean maxing?
Lean maxing is just lowering your body fat percentage as much as possible.
Okay.
I've been really into intermittent fasting.
So I've been doing a mix of peptides and like different levels of intermittent fasting.
And it has been like, I mean, I'm down like 10 pounds in a month and a half.
Okay.
That's been awesome.
Good for you.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
So looks maxing, I think, is something that's essentially just the highest ROI activity for men.
It's something that you could leap the most percentiles in, and it's going to carry the most benefit on your life, right?
You know, people are going to judge you immediately based on your looks.
This is called the halo effect.
Everything is going to be perceived a lot better when you're more attractive as a male, whether it be job interviews, whether it be women, it really doesn't matter.
Just extremely high ROI to looks max.
You know, I really like it because a lot of the men who are following me on OnlyFans, I think that they have a really hard time with intimacy, but I think they also are right.
But I think that they also have a really hard time taking that step in moving in a direction that will give them a better life and give them an opportunity to have a love life or be respected or whatever.
How have you seen that, like the people who go with you, like, what have you done to make them take that jump?
What has to happen inside of them?
Well, you have to kind of recognize the problem, right?
A lot of people who are super unattractive like to cope their way out of, you know, facing the issue, you know, straight up because it's a hard thing to face, right?
If you're like a three out of 10 looks level and you have to do thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery, it's a lot easier to tell yourself, oh no, I mean, it's just my personality or shit like that because it's easy, right?
So looks maxing is a really tough conversation you have to have with yourself and be like, okay, I don't look good.
This is affecting my dating life.
This is making me have to resort to essentially pornography subscriptions and, you know, gooner shit like that.
So it is really tough.
Yeah, because personally, I do OnlyFans, but I do OnlyFans because people that I dated put my nudes out onto the internet and I already had a big following.
And so it was either let them make money or make money myself.
But I do definitely see like just how addicted people are.
And I wish that it wasn't like that.
But no, I mean, I've worked very hard outside of it.
And I just wanted to do social, like, I would be a live streamer.
I used to do cooking content, a bunch of different stuff.
But my tits are so big that what people want from me is my tits.
I mean, are they not?
Then stop showing them.
It's kind of like they are there.
How do you stop showing them?
I could wear a t-shirt.
They're still there.
And real quick, I just got to say this.
For all the guys that are watching Amari Gaines X, come on over to Fresh of Fit either on Rumble or on YouTube, whichever one you guys want.
Come on over.
I'm going to shut down all my Mario Gains X stuff, guys.
Come on over.
We're taking over with the Fresh Fit brand as you guys know.
And I'm going to be back on.
I'm going to cover the political stuff with the ice shooting and everything tomorrow, so don't worry about that.
But come on over, Fresh of Fit right now on YouTube.
Mo's dropping a link in my YouTube chat, so come on over, guys.
Or you can watch Fresh Fit on Rumble, whichever one.
But continue on, sorry.
Yeah, and I almost always say to girls who are doing OnlyFans, like it really is hard to blame you to take advantage of just the weak generation of men that's been put forward who are just addicted to this stuff.
Why wouldn't you?
It's just an opportunity to make ridiculous amounts of money.
So you're taking advantage of a society that you live in.
So I really kind of think of it in that regard.
Like, could we really blame girls for not having a strong willpower?
Like, this isn't something that women are supposed to do.
Yeah.
You know?
But there should be more societal shame overall for doing OnlyFans and kind of this shit.
But that's a whole nother conversation that's going to take years to put in place and sort of set the record straight.
But do you acknowledge that the men that are subscribing to your thing are kind of losers?
I wouldn't, I don't want to use the word losers.
That doesn't really fit for me.
I just can't say losers.
No, I mean, like, I think that I would definitely say like a certain amount of men just want to jerk it off.
Everybody likes jerking off, I guess.
But there is a decent amount of men who have an issue.
I'm not going to call them losers because you're not a loser for having an issue.
But I do see the need for help.
Well, it's just about having a weak will, right?
You know, everyone suffers through addiction, but you've seen people resubscribing probably for months on end, never getting the help that they need for a terrible addiction.
Yeah, I mean, spending tens of thousands of dollars.
I mean, I do see it.
It is crazy.
And I myself had a porn addiction from probably like the fifth grade till I was about 21, 23.
You watch porn?
What?
Not anymore.
I don't.
Wait, wait, wait, what kind of porn do you?
Not all of it?
Fresh.
All of it.
Kink.com.
Fresh.
She was in fifth grade.
From the fifth grade till...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't, no.
I mean, I didn't sleep at night.
I watched porn at night.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That's rare because most women don't.
Yeah, most women don't consume porn.
I don't consume it anymore.
Hey, guys, we're ending though.
Again, Mario Gains X going down, guys.
Come on over, Fresh of Fit on Rumble or Fresh of Fit on YouTube.
Whichever one you guys want, but I'm ending all the streams.