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Special Guests Arrive
00:11:14
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| And we are live. | |
| What's up, guys? | |
| What was the Fresh Podcast? | |
| I got a special one today for you guys. | |
| Let's get into it. | |
| Let's go. Get out. | |
| Yo, put your shoes on outside. | |
| You don't got to put them on in here. | |
| All right. | |
| We're live. | |
| What's up, guys? | |
| Welcome to Fresh Podcast, man. | |
| We got some special guests in the house. | |
| We got Alastine and Madison in the house, man. | |
| Get a little bit political. | |
| Well, not so much. | |
| No black girls. | |
| Yeah, no black girls. | |
| So yeah, guys, welcome to the show, man. | |
| I literally just landed from Nashville. | |
| Went ahead and did a collab with Candace Owens. | |
| That'll probably be out on Tuesday or Wednesday. | |
| And then we also are going to drop the Ohio State debates on Monday at 12 o'clock. | |
| So can you guys please stop spam the fucking sound effecting? | |
| So yeah, it's going to come out on Monday, 12 o'clock with Ohio State. | |
| And then I think we're going to drop the Candace Interview Tuesday, probably sometime in the middle of the day as well. | |
| That was a good talk. | |
| And I feel like I'm missing something. | |
| We got guests next Monday. | |
| Yes, and we got DeVore Darkins in the house on Monday. | |
| Yep. | |
| And obviously we got a banger with you guys here with our two special guests in the house, which I'm really excited for. | |
| I've been trying to get Alex down here for a minute. | |
| He finally came down, so he's here. | |
| Anything else besides? | |
| That's pretty much it for now. | |
| Chris, Chris, go ahead. | |
| Take it away. | |
| Shout out to Mo and Bills. | |
| Shout out to the girls on the panel. | |
| Shout out to the special guests. | |
| It's Friday night, man. | |
| You know, it was easy getting the panel on, but it's on. | |
| We made it happen. | |
| Shout out to the team in the back. | |
| Shout out to everybody, the BTS crew, whatever. | |
| Find me on my socials, Twitch, onlyfans.com slash Aaron Poxon. | |
| Wow, I'm joking about the last one. | |
| Ayo, what? | |
| Collabs, anybody? | |
| But anyways, I'm trying to make it work. | |
| Ayo, Chris, I bet you we'll do it. | |
| Let's have a great Friday. | |
| Let's get it. | |
| All right, ladies, welcome to the show. | |
| If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status. | |
| If you want to, of course. | |
| Your body count. | |
| We'll start right here. | |
| Welcome back. | |
| Hey. | |
| Que alami gente. | |
| My name is Catherine. | |
| What was the question? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Age we do for a living? | |
| My name is Catherine. | |
| I'm 21, and I work for Havana Leaf. | |
| Where are you from? | |
| Cuban, Canadian. | |
| Cuban, Cuban, what? | |
| Cuban, Canadian. | |
| Cuban, Canadian. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Dating status? | |
| Single. | |
| Highest sales kitchen level? | |
| High school. | |
| All right. | |
| Parents together or no? | |
| No. | |
| Birth control? | |
| No, I'm not fucking. | |
| So that's what they all say, but why would I have it if I'm not fucking? | |
| I'll take your word for it. | |
| Chris. | |
| How old are you, Gun? | |
| 21. | |
| 21? | |
| Okay. | |
| What's your body count? | |
| Four. | |
| So four. | |
| Four this week or stop. | |
| Why are you always on this, bro? | |
| You know what? | |
| How many blood jobs are you given? | |
| Huh? | |
| Bloodjobs. | |
| Blood jobs? | |
| Blow jobs. | |
| Like head. | |
| No, hell no. | |
| You don't give head? | |
| No, my ex, and that was it. | |
| I see why you're single. | |
| All right. | |
| You don't give head? | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Yeah, I give head, man. | |
| I don't know. | |
| In our relationship, yeah, but like, you know, it was just me and my ex. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| So, where are you? | |
| Like, are you from? | |
| Do you live in Miami now? | |
| Are you in Canada still? | |
| No, I live here. | |
| I've been here for like six months, I think. | |
| Legal? | |
| I mean, I moved. | |
| Stop. | |
| I moved here when that's a fair question. | |
| Are you legal? | |
| Are you legal? | |
| I am. | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| I'm Canadian. | |
| So it was everything. | |
| You probably never see that green or shit. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| I don't believe it. | |
| Canadians always come here and overstay, bro. | |
| You never know, bro. | |
| You never know. | |
| Space agents watching. | |
| I know you're asking. | |
| I'm legal. | |
| I just waited. | |
| Guys! | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, Canadians always come here and overstay, especially in Miami. | |
| Yep, girls especially. | |
| We cool people. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Who's up next? | |
| Welcome back. | |
| Hello. | |
| I'm Yaylen. | |
| I'm 27, and I do OnlyFans. | |
| Still, nigga? | |
| She belongs in a tree. | |
| I've been about four years. | |
| Damn, man. | |
| She's going to be old. | |
| Where are you from? | |
| Cuban. | |
| Okay. | |
| But you live in Miami, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then you said you do OF. | |
| Highest education level completed? | |
| High school. | |
| Relationship status? | |
| Single. | |
| Are your parents together? | |
| No. | |
| Real control over you? | |
| No. | |
| All right. | |
| And Chris. | |
| Come on, yelling. | |
| Your body count. | |
| Don't lie. | |
| Guys. | |
| Is that high? | |
| You laugh? | |
| No, it's not high. | |
| I just got an answer to my body count. | |
| Then what is it? | |
| If it's low, you'll say it. | |
| Nobody's business. | |
| Is it under 10? | |
| Next. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| That's in now. | |
| That's in now. | |
| Next. | |
| Nope. | |
| Nice. | |
| Okay. | |
| Welcome back. | |
| Hi. | |
| My name's Kaylee. | |
| I'm 20. | |
| I'm from Colombia and Italian. | |
| And I'm single. | |
| Mama Mia! | |
| You said your name is Natalie? | |
| No, Kaylee. | |
| Oh, Kaylee. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you're how old? | |
| 20. | |
| And you're from. | |
| I'm Colombian and Italian. | |
| Okay, but where do you live? | |
| Oh, Miami. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You sound so sad, dude. | |
| I know she didn't talk. | |
| I know. | |
| Since you've been here, you've been so quiet. | |
| Sorry. | |
| You weren't trafficked here or anything, were you? | |
| Okay, just checking in case. | |
| I see that at the airport. | |
| You do look like somebody that would need that sign. | |
| You've never been trafficked ever. | |
| No. | |
| These guys are crazy. | |
| And you're attractive. | |
| You're a target. | |
| So be careful. | |
| What do you do for work? | |
| Only pants. | |
| Oh, gosh. | |
| Really, niggas. | |
| Let's get back to the traffic. | |
| Okay, so she's being trafficked. | |
| All right, man. | |
| Relationship status? | |
| Single. | |
| All right. | |
| Are your parents together? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, you know what? | |
| Last show you didn't want to say what you did, but now you're saying it up front. | |
| Yeah, I mean, she's trying to get that money. | |
| She's trying to get that money. | |
| Oh, I do. | |
| You just said you did concept something like that, but she didn't say what she did. | |
| And they found out in the chat what she did for a living. | |
| Oh, was this one of the ones I wasn't here? | |
| No, you were here. | |
| Yeah, she was sitting right there. | |
| She changed her tune though. | |
| She's saying it now up front. | |
| So, W. Honest, finally. | |
| When were you last on? | |
| Literally a couple weeks ago. | |
| No, it was like a month ago or something. | |
| A month or two ago. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Are your parents together? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, you said no, right? | |
| And then birth control for you? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh, highest education, high school, right? | |
| All right. | |
| Cool. | |
| What's up next? | |
| Fresh is high. | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| Yeah, we'll have the guys go last. | |
| You guys go last. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I bought a Kennel Sax, so I don't worry about it. | |
| All right. | |
| What's your name? | |
| Hi, my name is Destiny. | |
| I'm 21 years old and I speak English a little bit. | |
| I couldn't tell your name's Destiny. | |
| I couldn't tell. | |
| Yeah, me too. | |
| You said, okay, you said you're 21 or 31? | |
| 21. | |
| 21. | |
| Okay. | |
| What do you do for work? | |
| I'm Sayad University for business in administration. | |
| Eso. | |
| She just administration. | |
| Yes. | |
| What kind of business? | |
| Business. | |
| To do everything. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Yeah, very interesting. | |
| How much did you pay for that chain on Amazon.com? | |
| No, no, it's fake. | |
| It's fake. | |
| It's fake. | |
| No, no, we know. | |
| No, we know. | |
| Tells me. | |
| We know. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's your destiny. | |
| It's fake. | |
| No way. | |
| That's fake. | |
| Fresh. | |
| No, you know. | |
| No way. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| There's a real diamond. | |
| I heard that. | |
| You what? | |
| Are you from, where are you from? | |
| Miami? | |
| Spain. | |
| España. | |
| Okay. | |
| Ooh. | |
| Diablo. | |
| You can tell she's a spicy Latina. | |
| Very spicy. | |
| Let me take a boy. | |
| Muy caliente. | |
| So, okay, so you said you're only a student. | |
| You don't have a job? | |
| No. | |
| Just living the light. | |
| Oh, no, we know what you are. | |
| Yeah, blow jobs. | |
| We know you are. | |
| Still a job. | |
| All right. | |
| Relationship status? | |
| No, I'm an ex-boyfriend. | |
| Chickaddy. | |
| Yep, we know. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are your parents together? | |
| No. | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I'm shocked. | |
| Birth control for you. | |
| Yes. | |
| Also, I know the chain isn't real. | |
| Are the titties real? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, shit. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. | |
| Do it again. | |
| God. | |
| Nah, her shit's huge, bro. | |
| Wait, higher, higher, higher, higher, higher. | |
| Get this, right, Chris? | |
| Wait, wait, faster. | |
| Oh, Chris, Chris. | |
| Oh, Chris. | |
| So we were at a club. | |
| Okay. | |
| And she was there, and I told her her titties are coming out. | |
| She looked at me and was like, eh? | |
| I was like, yo, titties coming out. | |
| That was that. | |
| 11. | |
| Ah, yes. | |
| See? | |
| I know, I don't remember me. | |
| Too much alcohol. | |
| Drunk. | |
| See, Claro. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| He said, Chris is a pervert. | |
| She's doing it, chat, not me. | |
| I didn't tell her to check her titties. | |
| W Chris. | |
| She said it. | |
| She did it in the first place. | |
| W Alex. | |
| God damn. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Wait, hold on, body count, Destiny. | |
| Okay. | |
| No, I'm built in nothing. | |
| What? | |
| No man's, no, nothing. | |
| Nunca? | |
| No, no. | |
| You a virgin? | |
| Yes. | |
| 4K. | |
| What, you a virgin? | |
| I've been sober my whole life. | |
| Okay. | |
| Virgin? | |
| Mi Blanco. | |
| No. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| You're stupid. | |
| He's swimming. | |
| That's like getting a gas station shoot she'd be like, yeah, that's really fresh. | |
| That's the good best. | |
| I think she has a kid. | |
| I'm sure you have a kid. | |
| Do you not have a kid? | |
| El Nino? | |
| El Nino and Hijos? | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| I'm building no kids. | |
| Do you want kids? | |
| Yes, five. | |
| Okay. | |
| I think she already has three, but she has like a devil on her left leg. | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| What? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's satanic. | |
| What? | |
| What's that? | |
| That's you. | |
| Hey, why do you have a devil on there? | |
| That's like cartel stuff. | |
| Did the cartel make you get that? | |
| The Spain have cartel? | |
| The cartel. | |
| Cumo? | |
| Ti el cartel? | |
| Cartel. | |
| Cartel. | |
| Oh, she's a Spanish. | |
| A drug dealer. | |
| Cartel. | |
| No, no. | |
| You know, Coca-Cola. | |
| Okay. | |
| Coca-Cola. | |
| You're crazy. | |
| Well, at least the fresh affinity Frisco Frito. | |
| Something like that. | |
| Whatever the fuck that means. | |
| Okay, who's the next leader? | |
| What about you? | |
| Oli. | |
| Hi. | |
| Oli names Oli? | |
| Oh. | |
|
CEO Of Solso Le Cito Gang
00:06:47
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| That's like a letter that's saying hello. | |
| Sol. | |
| Sol. | |
| All right. | |
| How old do you say? | |
| Like the sun. | |
| 29. | |
| Where are you from? | |
| Colombia. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you live here in Maiminado? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| What do you do for work? | |
| I'm a personal chef and a CEO of Solsole Cito Gang. | |
| Which part of Colombia? | |
| Cali. | |
| Cali. | |
| You said you're a CEO for what gang? | |
| Sol Gang? | |
| Solso Le Cito Gang. | |
| What is that? | |
| My Instagram name. | |
| A company? | |
| A lifestyle brand I want to start. | |
| Oh. | |
| So, like, what's the imaginary CEO? | |
| Like, Fashion Nova mixed with Narco Princess. | |
| And illegal immigration. | |
| Narco. | |
| No, I'm a U.S. citizen, nationalized. | |
| Ooh. | |
| Barely. | |
| Thank you, guys. | |
| Thank you, guys. | |
| Barely. | |
| She barely passed the citizen test. | |
| She didn't take that test, I guarantee you. | |
| How'd you know? | |
| How'd you know? | |
| Where's the statue? | |
| Oh, we can find out. | |
| He said it. | |
| I mean, he's right. | |
| Yeah, but I'm proud to be American. | |
| That's what we like to hear. | |
| I did. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| You got to go back through that A-File, bro. | |
| She lied on that shit. | |
| I know she did. | |
| That's crazy, man. | |
| All right. | |
| Highest education level completed for you? | |
| Bachelor's. | |
| What'd you get it in? | |
| Culinary Arts and Food Service Management. | |
| Well, she's a professional sandwich maker. | |
| A professional chef. | |
| I did a stutter. | |
| And sandwich makers. | |
| I could make a badass sandwich, I won't lie. | |
| Exactly. | |
| You're a professional sandwich maker. | |
| Make one now. | |
| Sure, where's the ingredients? | |
| Relationship status? | |
| That's the show. | |
| Single and not ready to mingle. | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Why don't you? | |
| Damn. | |
| Yeah, wait. | |
| Why is she not ready to mingle? | |
| Can I introduce you, Alex Stein? | |
| Yeah, he is the pimp on the blink. | |
| No. | |
| He's American. | |
| Who hurt you? | |
| What happened? | |
| Who hurt you? | |
| Because I can tell you've been hurt recently. | |
| My last boyfriend. | |
| And he hurt you really bad, didn't he? | |
| No, I hurt him. | |
| What the? | |
| We saw that projection in my line of work, and I can tell that there probably was some mutual combat. | |
| Did you guys ever get any domestic violence in the relationship you see? | |
| No, I don't believe in violence unless it's in self-defense. | |
| Okay, did you ever have to self-defense hit this guy? | |
| No. | |
| Come on. | |
| One time, one time he hit you. | |
| No. | |
| Because if he would have hit me, I wouldn't be alive telling the story. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| He would have killed you? | |
| No, the other way around. | |
| Oh, you would have killed him? | |
| In self-defense. | |
| Damn, that's ghetto as hell. | |
| Stop it. | |
| All right. | |
| Get some help. | |
| Okay, so like, how did you hurt him? | |
| You broke up with him or what? | |
| Eh, it was mutual. | |
| But why did it hurt him? | |
| I didn't. | |
| Oh. | |
| You said you hurt him. | |
| No, I didn't say that. | |
| It's I'm Colombian, so I translate in my head. | |
| It may not come out the right way. | |
| Right. | |
| See. | |
| And I'm white, so it comes out like a break. | |
| No, I'm Colombian. | |
| So we'll try that again. | |
| And you know, she's freaky, though. | |
| You know, she's really freaky because she has that tongue ring. | |
| The only reason you have a tongue ring is nasty. | |
| That's true, actually. | |
| That's freaky. | |
| Look at her smiling. | |
| Zoom in on that smile. | |
| Look how freaky she is. | |
| Look, she's guilty as hell. | |
| She's guilty as you know. | |
| No contest. | |
| Yeah, no, no comment, but still close enough. | |
| I know what you mean. | |
| Damn. | |
| She's a freak of me for sure. | |
| All right. | |
| Birth control for you then? | |
| Of course. | |
| Next blanon. | |
| Oh, she's not playing. | |
| Birth control in the arm. | |
| Oh, and that was the bread. | |
| Okay. | |
| Damn, in the arm. | |
| Next blanon. | |
| I won't have a baby before I'm ready to. | |
| All right. | |
| I have a four-year-old little sister. | |
| She's the light of my life. | |
| There you go. | |
| How many moms do you have here? | |
| Who's a mom? | |
| I know one. | |
| Only one mom? | |
| Show me a line, bro. | |
| Who's a mom? | |
| Good job. | |
| All right. | |
| Hey, hold on. | |
| Where's the daddy? | |
| Damn. | |
| Nigga, where's he at? | |
| I don't know in his house. | |
| Okay, never mind, damn. | |
| What was the dog sound effect? | |
| Damn, tonight's emotional. | |
| Already, we've already gotten very emotional. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| All right, all right, okay, man. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Bye bye, Maddie. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| What's your name? | |
| Me? | |
| Hi, everyone. | |
| My name is Summer. | |
| Okay. | |
| How old are you? | |
| I'm 21. | |
| Hey, Summer. | |
| Some of your friends? | |
| Summer's. | |
| Where are you from? | |
| This nigga. | |
| New Jersey. | |
| Okay. | |
| What part of Jersey? | |
| South Jersey. | |
| Sorry to hear that. | |
| All right. | |
| What do you do for it? | |
| I'm a model. | |
| Why do you look up future time? | |
| I know. | |
| She's scared as hell because she's making up these lies on the spot. | |
| She's short circling. | |
| I'm not even working in Jersey. | |
| Yeah, bitch. | |
| We're in Jersey. | |
| It's a city. | |
| You're from a city. | |
| You don't even know one city. | |
| Name one city in New Jersey. | |
| Blackwood? | |
| You don't even know what city? | |
| That's not a city in New Jersey. | |
| That's not a city. | |
| That's not a city anymore. | |
| Yeah, I mean, a bunch of black guys are on. | |
| And I have to tell you how much y'all shut up because I had a beautiful house on a golf course in Blackwood, New Jersey. | |
| It is real. | |
| Southwest. | |
| A lot of Swisher Sweets around the greens there. | |
| Myron, are you familiar with Jersey area? | |
| Somewhat. | |
| Okay. | |
| Highest education I've completed? | |
| Some college. | |
| All right, so we'll put high school. | |
| Do you get your associates or no? | |
| I have my associates, yes. | |
| Oh, what'd you get your associates in? | |
| Health services. | |
| All right. | |
| And then our relationship status? | |
| Single. | |
| Are your parents together? | |
| Yes. | |
| Birth control? | |
| No. | |
| All right. | |
| And then white, I guess. | |
| Italian. | |
| Do I look black? | |
| Yes, you look black. | |
| You look like you're in. | |
| You could be Spanish. | |
| You could be white. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm Ukrainian and Russian. | |
| Which one do you like more? | |
| That's a question. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Which one do you prefer? | |
| You like Kiev? | |
| You like St. Petersburg? | |
| You know, if you had to pick a summer home, isn't St. Petersburg in Florida? | |
| Well, technically, yeah. | |
| That little bit of dog, man. | |
| That little with a dog man. | |
| Okay. | |
| I mean, all right. | |
| All right. | |
| What's their body count? | |
| I'm afraid to ask. | |
| Who's asking? | |
| Me. | |
| Chris, yeah. | |
| But I think. | |
| If you were part of the body count, you would know. | |
| But other than that, it's irrelevant. | |
| You know, he was banging Amarith. | |
| You know that. | |
| Like $70 million. | |
| Yeah, he was getting head in a car outside of the studio. | |
| Allegedly. | |
| Allegedly. | |
| And she's got like a Chinese boyfriend. | |
| And so, you know, he has a small dick. | |
| So that's probably why she wanted to be with Chris. | |
| Get that black, bigger. | |
| Keep off the lord. | |
| Keep off the lore. | |
| I know the lore, Chris. | |
| I know what you're doing. | |
| I mean, 120 million views in 14 hours, man. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
|
Unlocking Chakras
00:03:12
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|
| That's good shit. | |
| That's what we need. | |
| That's the engagement we want. | |
| Your engagement forming with your big black dick. | |
| Ayo is white. | |
| Ayo is right. | |
| Man, listen, man. | |
| Thank you for assuming, my dude. | |
| I love that. | |
| Hey, applause. | |
| Okay, well. | |
| That didn't help the situation. | |
| No. | |
| Listen, I'm making it worse. | |
| No, did he? | |
| No, Diddy. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| She's with a Chinese guy, and he's pretty cool, I guess. | |
| But I mean, you know, Chinese guys aren't hanging Wang. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| That's why she wanted to get that dark chocolate. | |
| BBC. | |
| Well, you know, it's why he was so angry. | |
| Yeah, I think that is probably why he's so mad. | |
| So is it above 10, below 10? | |
| Yes. | |
| No. | |
| Which one? | |
| It's below 10. | |
| Okay, great. | |
| So nine. | |
| No. | |
| Is this a guessing game? | |
| I don't know. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Please don't go. | |
| All right, who's up next? | |
| What about you? | |
| Sidney Johnston. | |
| Hey, Sydney. | |
| Welcome back. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you for remembering me. | |
| Yeah, January. | |
| They called me Methany. | |
| What? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| So, like, that showed, they thought she was a meth. | |
| Yo, she cleaned up nicely, though. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I unblocked my chakras. | |
| Oh, that's also true. | |
| Your chakras are aligned. | |
| That doesn't make you sound like non-method. | |
| Chakras? | |
| Yeah, it'll do that, actually. | |
| How do you unblock your chakras? | |
| Logo meditation. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Breathing. | |
| Spirituality. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| She's here in January? | |
| Yeah, January. | |
| Okay. | |
| She looks different, though. | |
| You look like a light's on to you now. | |
| Wait, thank you. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Methany. | |
| They graduated from Methany, man. | |
| I don't want to. | |
| I don't. | |
| You got to go. | |
| Somebody can unlock your chakras as well. | |
| Yeah, I can help. | |
| No, no, someone can do it for you. | |
| Five-minute cores. | |
| No, my chakras are good. | |
| No, no. | |
| Deep in your root chakra. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| My chakras are good. | |
| No, no, they weren't home. | |
| We got a guy for that. | |
| Yeah, we good. | |
| Okay, she got it. | |
| I don't know what's going on. | |
| But all right, how old are you? | |
| 20. | |
| Where are you from? | |
| Indianapolis, Indiana. | |
| Ooh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Right? | |
| Oh, man. | |
| All right. | |
| What do you do for work? | |
| I'm a student. | |
| Do you go to school here in Miami or? | |
| Yeah, you, Miami. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Relationship status? | |
| I'm in a relationship. | |
| All right. | |
| How long have y'all been together? | |
| That's why she had to go to the next step. | |
| Six months tomorrow. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, six months. | |
| How'd you beat him? | |
| The show? | |
| The club. | |
| Oh, come on, my bad friend. | |
| Get into your new whiff. | |
| I'm loving this club. | |
| Do you get into your new whiff? | |
| What'd you say? | |
| Was he the one that showed you the whole new path? | |
| No, I actually did my path before, and then once I did my path, I found him. | |
| So it was like I had to like, it was like initiations. | |
| So you fucked many guys before, and then you found him. | |
|
Jail Time and Kinky Secrets
00:04:31
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|
| I did say that. | |
| No. | |
| What does he do for work? | |
| Cell ecstasy? | |
| What is he doing? | |
| He's watching this. | |
| Yo, that's method. | |
| He used to be a meth dealer, but she showed him the right path. | |
| Yeah, she got all that stuff. | |
| It's like the same shit. | |
| Does he go to school with you or no? | |
| Nah, he's older. | |
| Okay. | |
| How much older? | |
| 14 years? | |
| Yeah, 14 years. | |
| 34. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's not too bad. | |
| What does he do? | |
| You don't have to say specifically like industry. | |
| A few things. | |
| Just industry. | |
| Promote industry. | |
| Okay, music, but I know how we feel about the music industry and who's running it. | |
| But it's not like that. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Wait. | |
| I remember. | |
| I did not blame this on Israel just because he's so good. | |
| We can blame a lot of stuff on Israel, but just because your boyfriend's an ecstasy dealer, that's why his music sucks. | |
| Not Yahoo, okay? | |
| Is he black or? | |
| No, he's Cuban. | |
| Oh, even worse. | |
| That's even worse. | |
| Look at the beautiful Cuban. | |
| I feel like a kid in a candy shop with all these big booty latinas. | |
| You don't do anything. | |
| I don't feel at home. | |
| Same. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are your parents together? | |
| Yes. | |
| All right. | |
| Birth control for you? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm going to assume white. | |
| Is your race? | |
| I am white. | |
| All right. | |
| Basic picture. | |
| Serbia. | |
| Damn. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Serbia. | |
| Do you speak Serbian? | |
| Fuck no. | |
| I don't even know where that is. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thank you. | |
| All right. | |
| And the special guests. | |
| Welcome. | |
| Welcome. | |
| So I'll go first. | |
| You know, I'm Primetime 99. | |
| I'm a pimp on a blint. | |
| You know this? | |
| I'm 26 years old, and I got one baby mom at home, and I have two ex-wives. | |
| Hey, y'all! | |
| And one of them is in prison right now. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah, it's really bad. | |
| She's in prison. | |
| What did she do? | |
| What did she do? | |
| She abused a bunch of animals. | |
| No, actually. | |
| Is she an arsonist? | |
| No, it's a long story, but she was a cat rescuer and she got really drunk one night and her trailer burned down. | |
| A bunch of the cats died. | |
| Yeah, it was really bad. | |
| Were you there? | |
| No, I was actually in jail at that time myself. | |
| You were in jail issues in Ukraine. | |
| What did you do? | |
| I mean, I was not guilty, but I don't want to get into it, really. | |
| I mean, do you really want to get into it? | |
| Yes, I want to know. | |
| Me too. | |
| Okay. | |
| Honestly, I was selling pictures of my feet to these guys in Japan. | |
| And I didn't know as a guy at first. | |
| I thought it was. | |
| No, I had really. | |
| It was illegal. | |
| Well, listen. | |
| Selling feet pictures is illegal because it's in Japan. | |
| Me in jail. | |
| Yeah, which is Japanese law. | |
| Pornography's banned there. | |
| And so I ended up going on vacation there and I got extradited and it was a big process. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I didn't actually have to serve any time. | |
| I just was in jail that night that she was drinking. | |
| That's why I said. | |
| You get kinky. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I get real kinky. | |
| I get real kinky and I'm spicy as hell. | |
| You went to jail for being kinky. | |
| Yeah, I like to lick it before I stick it. | |
| I mean, I'm all, I mean, and I'm telling you guys, I'm not playing around. | |
| I know you big booty Latinas like to play games. | |
| I'm not playing them tonight. | |
| It was really culturally inappropriate because he had the samurai armor on when he was doing it. | |
| It was bad. | |
| It was bad. | |
| I'm all cleaned up now. | |
| So my life is on the straight and arrow. | |
| And yeah, I own a car lot in Dallas. | |
| And, you know, I bang mad bitches. | |
| I mean, probably too many to count because I've had a lot of, you know, drunken disorderly. | |
| What's your favorite, though? | |
| What women? | |
| What class? | |
| Well, really, honestly, you guys are kind of anti-black, but because I'm such a sexy white male, the black woman actually worships me. | |
| And I can't get that sort of love from a white woman. | |
| Take them all. | |
| And I'm not even trying to take them because I can't date one. | |
| You imagine if I bring one home to my dad, he would disown me. | |
| But what I'm saying is they're still very subservient for about a week. | |
| And then they, you know, they want money and stuff like that. | |
| But, you know, love them and leave them. | |
| And I am a pimp on a blimp. | |
| I hate that I am like that, but I'm just desensitized to these hoes. | |
| And, you know, tonight, hopefully you guys can kind of resensitize me because I do feel at home with you ladies. | |
| So, you know, let's just try to have a special evening. | |
| Especially you. | |
|
Congressman's Great Time
00:03:49
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| Why are you in such a bad thing? | |
| Yeah, the New Jersey ratchet. | |
| I know. | |
| You're not on birth control. | |
| And I can just tell. | |
| I know you're not here. | |
| I'm just telling you. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Don't even play. | |
| I'm just tired. | |
| How many vaccines are you on? | |
| I am not vaccinated. | |
| Okay, W. | |
| Okay, yeah. | |
| Good stuff's great. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Tell him, girl. | |
| I seen your song for vaccines, Alex. | |
| That's such funny as well. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Dr. Felt, you gave me that outside, but really, I like to go insane for Ukraine. | |
| Put a bullet in Putin's brain. | |
| You know what I'm talking about. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's get it. | |
| All right. | |
| I always say my dad had a boy named Sue Philosophy, so he named me Madison. | |
| You know, I had the best childhood of all time. | |
| I became one of the youngest members of Congress in U.S. history when I was 24, and I live down here on the west coast of Florida. | |
| It's awesome. | |
| Giant fan of Primetime Stein. | |
| So honestly, I saw him the other night. | |
| We were at, because these houses never get invited there. | |
| We were at Mar-a-Lago. | |
| We're having a great time. | |
| Having a great time. | |
| This guy came up and he was like, listen, I'm going on with Myron. | |
| He hates people in wheelchairs, so you got to come up. | |
| You're okay. | |
| Yeah, he actually, okay, I think he's okay with you. | |
| You're in a wheelchair? | |
| Oh, yeah, big dog. | |
| Really? | |
| I'm very deadly down here. | |
| You can't even tell, bro. | |
| Awesome. | |
| Very deadly down there. | |
| Can you speak? | |
| You didn't tell me. | |
| Trisha had no idea who Madison does, bro. | |
| I don't know. | |
| He was a sitting Citizen. | |
| Probably my greatest tweet of all time. | |
| Someone was like, How is this guy a sitting Congressman? | |
| I respond. | |
| I was like, it's going to be really hard for me to be a standing Congressman. | |
| And it was hysterical. | |
| Great. | |
| But you can't. | |
| He knew me. | |
| He was like, man, heard about you a lot. | |
| It's great to see it. | |
| He's a master network. | |
| He was trying to network. | |
| I didn't see him moving. | |
| That's why. | |
| I'm paralyzed. | |
| It's like, I feel like I'm in another universe. | |
| How do you go? | |
| Like, we got like a neo-Nazi, a black dude, a Jew, and a congressman with a bunch of dots. | |
| What the fuck is going on? | |
| Yeah, and we're going to get canceled by the Special Olympics. | |
| I mean, I can't even wait for it. | |
| No, you guys are still. | |
| I'll tell you this. | |
| This table shows how fucking diverse we are. | |
| It's true. | |
| Bro, most diverse fucking podcast. | |
| What are we all? | |
| Americans. | |
| Let's go, baby. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| And the Canadian. | |
| The Canadian, too. | |
| They're not one of us. | |
| No, actually, realistically, yeah, she's not American either. | |
| Yeah, you're right, actually. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Never mind. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Big Woody. | |
| There you go. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| All right. | |
| So thank you for coming, brother. | |
| It's an honor. | |
| Good to be here today. | |
| Yeah, no, no, no. | |
| This is such a diverse, awesome panel, man. | |
| So it's going to be a good show. | |
| Yeah, it's going to be a good show. | |
| All right. | |
| So we'll do the first chats here. | |
| Yeah, I'll read some of these chats. | |
| And then, guys that are watching on YouTube, get ready to come on over to Rumble. | |
| You guys are watching Amaron Gaines X. | |
| I figured I would do it because it's a special episode. | |
| We got some, you know, people from the political space, which, you know, obviously you guys know Myron Gaines, the political channel. | |
| All right, Girl on the Red has been fucking, I can tell. | |
| What the hell? | |
| Three diglets? | |
| He's always called gold. | |
| Who else? | |
| Of course, he didn't say show tits. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Normally he says show tits. | |
| A panel full of Latinas. | |
| This is the Mo type of panel. | |
| Get a Mo. | |
| Hey, he ain't lying, though. | |
| Yeah, I guess so. | |
| But we don't have any Venus Launch here, do we? | |
| No. | |
| Well, you know, Mo's from Haiti, so were you ever like molested by Hillary Clinton or anything like that? | |
| Have you ever, do you know Hillary Clinton? | |
| Did she try to save some of your people? | |
| You know, she raised $100 million and only built one house. | |
| Did you know that? | |
| He's that guy. | |
| We can get off YouTube. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| Come on over to Rumble. | |
| Guys, watching Amy Gaines, come on over to Rumble. | |
| Just want to let you guys know. | |
| Look at Mo. | |
| He agrees. | |
| He actually got it. | |
| Rumble.com slash Fresh of Fit, by the way, guys. | |
| We'll drop the link in the chat for you guys. | |
| Amyr Gaines, come on over to rumble.com slash Fresh of Fit. | |
| Come on over. | |
| So we got over 10,000 you guys watching right now. | |