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Nov. 28, 2024 - MyronGainesX
01:47:19
Night Train w/ Myron Gaines Reacting To Videos
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Loading like a freight train, flying like an aeroplane.
Feeling like a space brain one more time tonight.
Look down that I'm a West Coast button.
One bad motherfucker rhythm snakes new games.
Under my arms and I'm a beat, machine and drinking.
Yes, I'm leaning, honey.
You can make my motor off.
Well, I got one chance left in a nine-like track.
I got a dog and doubtless smile.
I got them all, don't got it with a max pinger.
I smoke my cigarette with denial.
And I can tell you, honey, you can make my money tonight.
Wake up late, honey, moon on your floor.
Then take a wedding card.
You can live us all.
Well, that's what you do for me by tonight.
I've been loading like a freight drain.
Flying like an airplane.
Feeling like a space break one more time tonight.
I'm on the night dream.
Follow the star.
I'm on the night dream.
No one go.
I'm on the night dream.
Ready to crash and burn.
I never learned.
I'm on the night brain.
I love that stuff.
I'm on the night dream.
I'm on the night dream.
Now I do it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Welcome to the stream, guys.
The most controversial man on Twitter that literally has taken over.
I'm all over the place cooking everybody.
They can't stop me, right?
So, as you guys know, I went ahead and my new account now, guys, still the same username.
It is Myron Gaines X. This is right here.
Okay.
Let's see if I can Myron Gaines X. Okay, guys.
169.5.
We're going to hit 200K.
We're going to work.
We're going to keep cooking.
So, you know what I'm saying?
These, yeah, the FBAs are pissed, guys.
They're really fucking mad.
They're really mad.
But quick announcement, guys.
So I met with my boys.
He's one of them boys.
Right?
So we went ahead and simplified things for you guys with the Black Friday thing.
As you guys know, we got a Black Friday sale going.
Okay.
If you are not a paying member of Castle Club and you can't join the Zoom calls or get the paywall content, we got something special for you on Ninjas.
You get DMs on Demand, Castle Club for a year, and Castle Club Premium for $620.
Link is below.
All of it together.
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Council Club for a year, which is like a $400,500 offer because we charge like $35 a month.
And then you get a Castle Club Premium as well for $620.
Fucking W. All right.
Now, if you're already a Council Club member and you pay your $35 a month or you were smart and you pay your $17 a month, good job.
All you got to do, join Council Club Premium, $65.
Now you have DMs on demand and you got premium, right?
Or if you're already at Castle Club Premium, you don't got to do shit.
You got it for free.
DMs on demand.
So, guys, literally, this is one of the best offers that we've had.
Want y'all in Castle Club because Castle Club is literally awesome.
It's lit.
I'm going to probably be showing off the Castle Club chat here in a bit when we switch to Rumble.
But we're live right now on all the platforms.
We're even live on X, but only on the Fresh and Fit Pod one.
So yeah.
But yeah.
Somebody said, hook us up for free.
Well, you can get on Castle Club for free, guys.
You just won't get some of the paywall stuff, or you won't be able to join the you won't be to be able to join the live streams or the Zoom calls.
So you can watch the live streams, my bad, but you won't be able to do the join the Zoom calls.
So I should have the Discord up.
I'm in here right now.
And um, oh, and one last thing.
Uh, Fresh is gonna have something for y'all special as well.
Um, he's gathering some footage, some lost footage of dating stuff that he had from back in the day.
He's gonna share that with y'all as well.
So, it's gonna be a good time, guys.
It's definitely gonna be a good time.
Um, and again, we're only running this promo for this week, guys.
Uh, it's a Black Friday sale, it's Wednesday night, it's the biggest night.
I noticed, like, when I went to go get food, all the thoughts were, I was like, Why are so many girls out?
And then I realized it's Wednesday night before Thanksgiving, so everyone's out at the fucking club.
And what am I doing?
I'm fucking working.
So, yeah, someone said the mic is low, bro.
The mic ain't low, bro.
Y'all niggas be trolling, bro.
So, um, but yeah, we're live on remote, live on YouTube.
Um, so let me pull up the Discord here.
Uh, you guys have, if you guys are in Cal's Club, jump into Discord and show me some stuff.
Uh, this neo-Nazi member living in Denver outboy sent me something here.
So, would you believe in the Democratic vote, though?
So, would people be allowed to vote in?
How can I okay?
Hold on, I gotta move it over and women.
Oh, this is actually hilarious right here.
Hold on, I'm trying to see how I can like open this shit in another uh window so I can show y'all this.
Because I got my Discord screen open here.
Let me see here.
Is this safe?
Yeah, I think I could show this shit.
All right.
So, would you believe in the Democratic vote, though?
So would people be allowed to vote in women politicians?
That's fucking funny.
Who's that?
Is that the Taliban?
Replay.
So, would you believe in the Democratic vote, though?
So would people be allowed to vote in women politicians?
Niggas are like, yo, what the hell are you talking about, woman?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Voting the Democratic vote for the females.
They're like, What the fuck are you talking about?
So, all right, let me um let's see what else we got here on uh the discord.
All right, yeah, guys, start sending me clips.
Hey, guys, I'm on YouTube, so send me shit that's like YouTube safe for now.
Can y'all do me that favor at least?
All right, do me that favor.
Three kingdoms simplified.
Was a scammer texted you this?
My female dog has given birth.
Y'all niggas watch adros.
This video was made possible.
The three kingdoms.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Um, let's see here: South Park Chinese people view to the Japanese.
All right, this is on YouTube, so we could play this.
All right, let me screen share with you, ninjas.
Assembly, okay?
We're gonna learn about the diversity of Asian people.
Please welcome Mr. Lu Kim and Mr. Junichi Takeyama.
Shake that.
Onichiwa!
Mr. Takeyama, did you know that China and Japan are actually a different country?
Oh, really?
Hey, that's right.
If you look at map, you can see this whole thing is China, and Japan is this real bitty country over here.
And that's why the Japanese always try and take over China.
What?
The Japanese rape gonna kill people and then King!
The only thing Japanese run more than carrying people is carrying themselves.
Suicide rate in Japan sky high.
Fuck you!
Oh, no, I'm a Japanese, and I had a bad day.
I think I gotta kill myself.
That's actually pretty fucking funny.
You guys want to know what one of my favorite clips is?
One of the, like, this is actually something that I showed.
Look, I'm gonna give y'all niggas some game real quick.
After you fuck a bitch, play this clip to ease the mood and make things funny.
And let her know that you got a good sense of humor.
All right.
This shit is hilarious.
Actually, you know what?
Public transportation.
One of my favorite fucking ones, bro.
It's fucking crazy.
But it also feels like it's the East Coast city in the West.
Okay, let me see if I can get a better quality one for y'all niggas.
I'm scared of public transportation.
I was on a bus that was held hostage scary, son.
It was scary.
Last one I think was better quality.
We'll go back to this.
It's fucking crazy.
But it also would feel like...
Oh, also, guys, get your chats in, by the way.
Want to interact with y'all ninjas?
If you guys are watching, right?
FNFSuperchat.com.
If you guys want to get, if you're watching on YouTube, that's how you donate to the show.
And I can see your chat.
If you're watching on Rumble, Rumble Rant in.
If you're watching on Council Club, donate through Council Club.
Honestly, I'd prefer you guys watch on Council Club.
Council Club is the best.
Okay, you can absolutely watch it for free, by the way.
So literally, just go on Council Club and be in the chat.
It's hilarious.
And you get a discount.
If you guys watch on there, I read all chats that come through Council Club.
So let me read some of these chats on Council Club right now.
Hey, Marin, the Sinwar video with the Europa Reactions, won't look for us to watch it.
Can you upload the video?
It's not there.
All right.
I'll tell Mo.
Let me tell Mo right now.
Video from the last night train isn't loading on locals.
Can you double check?
And then we got Prince G says, watch, don't trust them niggas over there at the boondocks.
Okay.
Myron, you got to react to some old FNF moments.
I'll post them in the Discord.
Here's one, okay, from Waylo.
Adam Russell, WFNF.
Apparently, the FBAs are turning on Tariq in a space on X. I heard them crying about how he has a seller for voting for Trump.
Of course, bro.
Of course.
They're fucking idiots, bro.
You can't, these niggas are never going to be happy, bro.
What else we got here?
Okay.
So yeah, guys, FNFSuperchat.com.
If you're watching on YouTube, Rumble Rant, if you're watching on Rumble or Castle Club Donation, if you're on Castle Club, so I could read your chats, interact with y'all ninjas.
It's the East Coast city in the West Coast.
You guys got subways and shit.
I'm scared of public transportation.
I was on a bus that was held hostage 45 minutes.
It wasn't life threatening.
I don't want to give you that impression.
It was a dude jerking off, but the shit was scary, son.
It was scary.
One of my favorite comedy bits here.
Right before it happened, I was on the bus smoking a cigarette.
It's a long story.
That's not the coolest shit I ever did.
And people freaked out.
Sir, sir, put that goddamn cigarette out, okay?
This is everybody's air, sir.
I flicked it.
I didn't want any trouble.
And just at that moment, coincidentally, this homeless dude out of nowhere pulls dick out.
Started beating off.
And I was furious because nobody said shit to this guy.
They were just looking like, I was the only one on the bus that had the balls to say anything to him.
It's not even like I was brave, really.
It was that, you know.
I was sitting next to the motherfucker.
I had to say something.
Come on, dog.
You hit my elbows.
Stop.
Son, stop.
That's all I said.
I don't want to say too much.
Guys beating off on the bus means there's something wrong with this motherfucker.
He's not rap so tight.
I didn't want to push him over the edge.
As soon as I said something, all these dummies on the bus, now they're brave.
He's right.
Put your goddamn cock away.
I don't want to see this anymore.
I didn't want to see it either.
Yeah.
Now the guy flips out.
All right, everybody, back up.
Back, fuck, fuck up.
I tried to be nice about this.
Now everybody freaks out.
Oh, my God.
It's a biological attack.
I'm caught in the middle.
I can't lose my cool.
I said, hey, everybody, calm the fuck down or you're going to get me shocked.
So just be cool.
Let's do what this man says.
So he'll leave us alone.
Now everybody gets quiet.
That's better!
That is better.
And then he started walking up and down the aisles.
He's terrorizing us.
And then he starts making demands.
You in the pink shirt.
Squeeze your tips together.
Oh, God, no.
You stick your finger in your butt What?
Oh, God, what is this happening?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
He was working my way.
Shit was tight.
Just that minute.
I got saved, dudes.
I was so lucky.
This guy, the other in the bus, he snapped.
He lost his mind.
I seen it happen.
Ah!
Screamed out, rush him!
He can't come on all of us and charge of the hour.
And it's like a movie.
This homeless dude seen him coming and shot one off.
Ah!
I dodged that shit like the Matrix, nigga.
Fucking hilarious.
The guy behind me wasn't so lucky, y'all.
That shit was gross It didn't kill him, but it was.
I am sure that fucked his day up.
You're not going to have normal day of the homeless dude busting out on your forehead at 8:30 in the morning.
That's a wrap on the rest of the day.
This guy was freaking out.
It burns!
Oh!
Everyone's standing around, looking at him.
You...
Even the homeless dude felt bad.
I guess he was finished.
He came back to his senses.
Dude had that post of clarity.
I'm just mushed up.
I said, relax, motherfucker.
I had to say something.
Relax.
Oh, okay.
I got AIDS.
I know it.
I said, you can't get AIDS from a homeless dude busting a knot on your forehead.
That's not how it sprints.
I don't even know if that's just true.
That's just what I told him, man.
He was so scared I had to say something.
All right.
So, real quick, I'll show you how this clip that I see on X. Might as well react to this shit.
This thought.
He got tested.
We met and like we fucked and we filmed it.
I was already doing it.
I was like, I should just start a fuck a fan series.
So then that's how it started.
Like, I remember in 2019, I just met like some random guy on my OnlyFans.
Like, he was a subscriber.
He got tested.
We met and like, we fucked and we filmed it.
And I was like, this is cool.
Like, I'm like really into it.
These guys are cute.
They're fans.
Like, it's different when it's a fan versus like a normal guy.
Cause a fan is like, he'll worship you.
And like, he like jerks off to you.
Like, he knows like how to fuck versus like a normal guy.
He's like, whatever, like, next girl.
Like, I like the guys that like worship me.
Like, that's the thing.
Yeah.
So, like, y'all want to know something?
I think she's lying.
I think that's a marketing ploy to get more people to subscribe to her OnlyFans, bro.
I'm going to be all the way having some 4D chests in my head.
I'm like, nah, this is, this is cap.
Because when you understand female nature and you know how they think, there's no fucking way that she's running around saying, oh, yeah, I just smashed my fans.
That's what men do, not women do.
Women can't get off on being with a man that's inferior to them.
They just can't do it.
It's very difficult for them to do this, guys.
So I think that she's lying to get more guys to have the hope of getting with her.
Because you guys got to understand when it comes to like female creators, right?
Whether it's a Pokemon or a Valkyrie or any of these thoughts, right?
They're not really talented.
Let's keep it a million.
They're really not.
They don't really say anything insightful.
They're not smart.
They're not interesting.
They're not charismatic.
Like what they rely on is your hope of one day being acknowledged or even meeting them.
Right?
They're like insurance.
If you look at the business model for insurance, right?
Insurance, they thrive when they don't actually have to deliver their service.
That's how they make money.
You pay them monthly, right?
If something happens.
Keyword, if something happens.
But the insurance companies are smart.
They got actuaries.
People that crunch the numbers, etc.
They figure out, yo, statistically speaking, the chances of you actually having to pay out people on a claim is this much, right?
And then obviously, their goal is to do everything they can to not pay you out.
That's why they have investigators, that's why they have people do all this shit.
That's why they have an entire section designed in fraud to make sure that you don't actually get your claim or they're going to make it hard for you, right?
Female streamers and female sex workers are the same fucking way.
They sell you a fantasy, but they don't actually intend to ever allow you to enjoy said fantasy.
They want you to be in a fantasy, but not actually have the fantasy come true.
Okay?
And they need to do this to you all the time.
This is why, like, these guys that donate all this money, et cetera, to these girls, they're hoping to be acknowledged.
And the girls might acknowledge them a little bit or not acknowledge them purposely and then acknowledge them the next time so they can keep fucking donating.
That is what female creators, like the sex worker ones at least, that monetize their beauty, they do it off of men hoping to potentially get a chance to be with them or get attention.
And once you figure this out, you can see through.
You got your red lenses on, and you can look at this shit and you'd be like, this bitch is lying.
The fuck out of here.
You don't fuck no fans.
You might have fucked one or two guys, and then you realize, what the fuck am I doing?
I'm being a whore.
Let me stop.
Right?
This is cap.
This is a marketing campaign.
Because I'll tell you this: once she smashes maybe one or two fans and she likes them, she's going to stick to them.
She's going to run around and smash a bunch of random dudes.
It's not going to happen.
Right?
Even a big thought like this has limits.
So, yep.
Marketing.
These girls be capped, bro.
So, yeah.
I see here an old FNF moment, and they still struggle.
Someone posted this on YouTube.
All right.
I hate what, guys.
I absolutely hate listening to myself talk, but someone in the Cows Club sent me this clip, so let's watch it.
Let's see here.
Do it.
Does that make sense?
Damn, this bald mirror back then.
Listen, you know, deep down inside, if you was to walk around and say, bitch, who wants to fuck me?
Guys, fuck you.
Yeah, back when Chris wasn't fat as fuck.
This shit hilarious, bro.
This might be smiling non-stop all night and showing your tits because you know a guy.
Listen, don't cut me off.
Because you know guys would instantly smash your ass.
All right, so don't cap.
All right, bro.
That is crazy.
I remember I used to put the camera up for Chris.
Why the fuck did I do that?
Now that I think about that shit, that was so stupid.
I should have had that shit just face him in the face, bro.
I don't know why the fuck.
Man, we're so much better with our production.
My thing is, here, I don't think she's capping, guys.
It's just that she just got aware of it.
It's really different.
You open my eyes.
I don't really talk to men too often.
I really don't.
You're a sex worker.
But I don't talk to y'all.
If you're a nurse, feed him.
Oh, you know why she doesn't talk to him like that?
Because she has someone chatting to these simp ass niggas for her.
Milk, which oppress.
I don't understand.
Oh, my God.
The point is, guys, against you just.
Y'all don't open up like that to me.
Y'all don't open up like that.
Well, here's the thing.
Wait.
But we accept this rhetoric from women.
Why?
Because there's levels to it.
There's an aggression.
Chris, Chris, let her fire.
Go ahead.
So there's a whole aggression that's going to be.
Okay, okay.
Guys, like the video or else we will continue.
Oh, okay.
Just as a bunch of clips.
Okay, it's a bunch of funny moments.
All right.
Ten new shit.
This is watching our stuff.
We need 5,000 likes.
How many likes are you at right now, Chris?
4.1.
Oh, yeah.
This is back when we used to tell people fucking to like the video.
Guys, matter of fact, like the goddamn video.
We're watching.
We got 700 yacht ninjas on YouTube.
I know a lot of y'all are probably out here trying to chase some asses and shit like that.
That's fine.
Let's get seven.
Let's get like 700 likes.
Let's push ourselves up in the algorithm.
I'm doing a night train for you guys.
Like it on Rumble as well.
So, yeah.
Okay, likes.
What?
What'd you say?
4.1.
4.1?
Okay, guys.
Okay, likes.
We need 5,000 likes.
How many likes are we at right now, Chris?
4.1.
Okay, likes.
What?
What'd you say?
What?
4.1.
4.1?
Okay, guys.
Nobody knows what this nigga be saying, bro.
5,000, guys.
Get us a 5,000.
Make sure that they pull up the last.
Yeah.
Pink, pink, pink.
It's not that hard.
See, okay, now I moved it down.
All right.
Thank God, bro.
God damn.
Hey, listen.
You're below average.
Chill the fuck out, all right?
Nice.
You're doing way too much talking right now.
Guys, give me ones if the audio is good.
Let's see.
Justin Stein told me that the mic sounded bad, so I fixed it.
So is that the new nickname we're going to use for you?
Yeah, pretty much.
You don't want y'all niggas to see because obviously we're controversial as fuck.
What?
You're still gonna pull up your DMs.
I don't pull up mine, baby.
My DMs are not.
No shame, listen.
To move the show on, we will have the Kyle Show Histium, and let's move on because we don't care what the fuck you think.
I'm trying to think, I'm trying to think about it.
This is you.
One DM.
You know, this isn't Adam and Eve anymore.
Like, listen, it's Chris, Chris, man.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
But yeah, like we're out of here.
All right.
What about you, Miss Down Nation?
What would you give yourself?
101 Chris is kind of funny Chris as moments right I ain't got to lie.
Chris is a funny ass nigga, bro.
That was a funny dope.
I'll give you a plus one.
Good job.
Good job.
That was a good one.
Thank you.
That's the first time Chris made a funny joke in a while, bro.
So shout out to yo, shout out to these two girls right here, man.
Because this is the episode where we had this dumbass girl.
I called her Tim Poole.
She's trying to make those bullshit accusations.
These girls fucking debunked her dumbass.
I'm impressed.
It's two thoughts.
I'm actually very impressed.
Thank you, chat.
All right, well, damn, niggas, I was bald as hell back then.
We'll skip Miss 101 for a second.
Sexers, what I'm trying to say.
Yeah.
So then, men, like, you guys prefer bums.
You guys prefer bum bitches.
It's not that.
Low self-esteem bumps them fuck.
No, it's not that.
Men do not look for a woman's ability to provide security.
They don't.
Okay, well, what about like enter?
I got sorry, like, what about education?
It's fine, Chris.
just leave it up i am 30 plus Okay, 30 plus.
I fought me on Twitch.
It doesn't matter.
But you think you thick.
Yo.
I'm 31 years old.
What, 31?
Yes.
Bro, this nigga Chris has been hitting that fucking sound effect for years, bro.
When the girls say that they're over 30, man, kidding me softly.
Julie, I'm 30.
30?
Got a chat from our boy Carter Man92 says, W Myron LFBAs looks like they're no different than a certain group now trying to cancel you by going hold on by going after your bread over words.
You know how that goes, bro.
Yeah, 30.
Oh my goodness.
What does that mean?
Well, I don't know about that.
I'm not anybody.
Listen, we have five other girls.
Yeah.
Fucking relax.
Okay.
Just relax.
Okay, control your thoughts.
Are you like on like assaulting on something?
You do something before you came on.
Cold ass.
No, did you?
Like, you can't be quiet.
Cold ass for seconds.
No, it's assaulting when you can't let Marin finish his fucking thoughts as the host.
He's the fucking host.
I warned you before the show, I can't tell you personally.
I'm like, listen, when Mari's talking, please don't talk.
And you still do it.
We're getting mad chances.
Mad chances.
I mean, it's just, you know what?
Stop interrupting, man.
Just stop.
Do not pull the old block on me.
Trust me.
Just stop interrupting.
Five bucks.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Oh, okay.
Nick Harris, Super Sticker.
Thank you so much.
You can't handle it.
I came across from something.
I can't.
So, ladies, how big is too big?
Anything more than eight inches is too big.
Eight?
Okay.
What else?
The bottle.
Water bottle size.
Okay, how about you?
I mean, anything bigger than that.
More than eight?
Yeah, but she's thicker than you are.
So I mean, thicker girl, bigger vagina.
I don't know.
That's not.
No, it's Tony.
It's not even a matter about how thick the vagina is.
It's a matter of the distance that the girl has from the entrance of the vaginal canal to the service.
Here's experts.
It's the hitting of the service that hurts.
She's known as different.
She's expert.
I don't know, guys.
Like, I think if she has a bigger ass, she has a bigger vagina.
No, you can have the biggest ass, but your service could be like, like, small.
Okay, so yeah, that's usually how it is.
The bigger girls have the smaller service.
Oh, yeah.
Someone said it's opposite.
So, yeah, these are sample leggings.
Wait, speak to penis.
Yeah.
Yeah, tell us.
That's how I was affected.
Yeah.
It wasn't worth it.
Penis.
I'm Lauren.
But hey, I'll play with your ass, man.
Join me on Twitch.
Wait, his ass?
Nigga.
Pause, nigga.
What about you?
Yo, so don't rush.
Hey, charge.
Chinchilla.
Chinchilla.
So, just walking in the game, I'm a vegan when I can afford it.
So he's saying, you don't swallow meat?
Chris, put the camera on you when you say this ridiculous shit.
Who asked me this?
Yeah, so okay.
So funny story for y'all.
So Chris didn't always have like a camera.
And the thing is, is that Chris will say stupid ass comments and he wouldn't switch the camera to himself.
So the girls would always think it was me or Fresh.
They would say these slick ass comments and they look at us crazy.
So I was like, Chris, switch the camera to you when he talks shit.
And you guys notice he's a lot better about it now.
But he used to never ever put the camera on himself, bro.
When you would say this shit, and I think he used to do it on purpose, so they would think that it was us, so that he wouldn't have to fucking deal with any of the heat.
That's why you're in the back, nigga.
That's why you're in the back.
Oh, he's in the back.
He's in the back.
Sometimes the back is, where is that?
Oh, wow.
Not around that time.
So, I mean, that nigga gone.
Wait, hold on.
Fresh is still to the left of you, not over there.
Because you were looking over there, not in his eye contact.
What?
Wait, so I even, I was like, Chris, what nigga?
What are you doing?
So, chat, funny story.
Brianna is my former student, by the way.
So, oh, yo, this episode, bro, this chick was one of his students.
I was a teacher for a class.
She's your former student She was a stripper, bro.
Like, what the fuck, Chris?
Yo, this nigga Chris was really an L teacher, bro.
No, I said I was not.
Yo, Chris about to catch a case.
Yo, Chris gonna wake up tomorrow.
Next thing you know.
You can't make this shit up, bro.
You're fresh and fit, baby.
Chris is a failure of a teacher, nigga.
That's why you're back there stuttering to me and peanut butter in here.
Drinking to kill every night.
God damn, that makes sense.
You are a terrible teacher, bro.
Nah, I didn't learn nothing from him, but learned by picking pictures.
I'm taking pictures.
Yo, this nigga really had a student that was a fucking stripper, bro.
This nigga is the biggest L ever, man.
This nigga, Chris, man.
Hey, no, hold up.
She didn't want to say, but taking pictures.
And I remember Chris told us, like, yo, I'm about to bring this girl on the show.
And he was mad.
He was kind of like excited for her.
I was like, I wonder why this nigga, like, that, and then, like, bro, we roasted him that entire day.
I was like, bro, how the fuck did you bring a student on of yours?
That kid, that girl's a fucking stripper now, bro.
What the fuck?
Can you understand what he's saying most of the time in class?
I never paid attention.
I was always like, oh my God.
It was a couple of us, but I wasn't now.
You see what she works at, so it's all good.
But baby, I'm happy making more than you.
Hey, listen.
Oh, you're probably right, but it's not hard selling V-Pics and all your parties.
Yeah, he might be ugly.
Then you'll see him get into Rolls Royce and automatically come to him.
It's the level for me.
It's the level of ugliness for me.
It's funny, McLaren.
The thing is, they like, my love is more than enough for my baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Respect that, yes.
No, it went somewhere.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We're not changing anything.
That's okay.
She's 30, so she's on her waist.
I'm on a what?
Oh, my God.
I'm on my ways.
Yeah, you're stuck in your ways because we're 30.
Yeah, you're too old.
I mean, that's your perception, but I just want to YouTube or whatever.
He provides continent.
So he's going to go out and be asking these questions.
Continent?
He's my God.
Stop.
Y'all.
Hey, God.
Like, just want to be my friend.
Like, I don't think that has anything.
Okay, so those jeans are tempting, by the way.
God damn.
Yo, get this nigga Chris some water, bro.
God damn.
The fuck?
This guy had a cup of water.
Oh, man.
That's some funny ass shit.
Let's see here.
We got someone else gave a YouTube channel.
What's your name?
All right.
And these are coming in from Calclub, guys.
So, guys, guys, if you're watching the show right now, I'm happy you're here.
Do me a salad.
Watch the show on Cast Club, guys.
Open up a tab on YouTube and on Cast Club.
Also, we got how many y'all in there just watching on YouTube.
On YouTube, we got 291 likes.
Guys, do me a favor, like the video on YouTube.
Okay, we got 200 y'all watching on FedReacts, 800 watching on almost 900 on YouTube.
I know it's Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and I'm live streaming right now.
But guys, I'm here for y'all ninjas.
So do me that solid.
Like the video.
Let's get 800 likes on YouTube, right?
Let's grow the channel.
Because here's the thing, guys.
I want to take over.
All right.
More guys need to be saved.
For us to take over, guys, we need to be on the normie platforms like Instagram and YouTube and Facebook and all this other bullshit.
And what we do is we're on YouTube, bring in these new people, and then we teach them the ways of the fresh and fit.
So for us to do that, though, we need you guys to like the video on YouTube so it gets pushed in the algo, normies see it, come over, and they join the team, right?
And then all you fucking badasses that are watching on Castle Club and on Rumble, you guys are aware.
You guys get it, right?
So like the video on YouTube.
Open up a tab on YouTube.
If you're watching on Rumble, just open up a tab on YouTube and like it.
I hate YouTube too.
Don't get it twisted, guys.
I fucking, YouTube pisses me off that I can't say everything I want to say.
But we're still going to cook.
Just like the video.
That's all I ask.
All right?
On YouTube and open up a tab.
On Rumble, if you're watching on Rumble, open up a tab on YouTube and like it.
All right, let's watch Charlie Kirk here.
You guys want me to go to Turning Point USA, by the way?
They're going to have an event in December.
Maybe I'll go.
We'll see.
None of your business.
Maybe I'll go with Exodia.
Who knows?
Unfortunately.
Okay.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
None of your business.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
So do you love America?
Yes, I do.
I hate America.
I...
Though that is an L take, this is the United States of America and the First Amendment does apply here, even to speech that we don't like, guys.
Every state in the USA should be an independent country.
What do you think of this?
Well, I just first have to ask, since you hate the country, do you plan to leave?
What do you mean by that?
Do you plan to go live in another country?
No, I do not.
Let me tell you something.
You're a favorite idiot.
America is the only country where even those who hate it refuse to leave.
That's how you know you live in a great country.
Can you prove that?
Yeah, you don't want to leave.
The proof is in the pudding, stupid.
Let's see here.
My girlfriend's on, they'd be like, girl, bye.
No, that's our imps.
He's talking.
Okay.
Look at how fat my face was.
Guys, so y'all probably wonder why I'm using those headphones.
This is right after I did my hair twenty, guys.
You guys can see how fat my face is because I was still like holding a lot of water from the surgery.
When you do a hair transplant, your face swells up.
So I had to be a week off the air.
How so, Chris?
Give us a lowdown.
I mean, a man just wanted, you know, to give your attention, you know, and it's like, go, queen.
Are you empowering me?
What?
What?
Come again?
She's the same nigga.
I mean, you see, you look 12,50.
I'm out of the way.
What?
You look 25 to the chat.
What'd you say?
Can I?
I said, can I ask something real quick, please?
Yo, nobody, yo, Chris.
What?
It was a question that was down there, and it was asking, like, I don't give a fuck, buddy.
Hey, you know what?
I ain't gonna lie.
Can you send me?
Oh, I remember this, girl.
This girl was so annoying, bro.
How about do a twirl?
Shit.
Do it.
What up?
Chris?
Stand up and do a twirl.
A twirl.
Yeah, you ass.
That's.
What my ass?
Yeah.
God damn.
Anyways, stand up to the twist.
I understand.
Stand up the twist.
I understand, niggas.
Because I'm not going to say it.
I hate my life.
I like what you said, so you know what I said, but then you're saying that I didn't.
You didn't say that.
And it's just like, no, if you want to hear what I have to say, let me speak and I will let you.
No, my body counts too.
Oh, I need to go back to doing the hat segment with these girls.
They be capping, man.
Too much.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
Wait, what?
My body can only eat.
I could probably sit down and eat at Oh, yeah.
We asked them, uh, what could you buy with your body count?
It says salt bait, bro.
Steak over there is a thousand dollars.
I don't know.
I'm just guessing that's Christmas.
Karen, we're trying to teach a guy the lesson, all right?
We're trying to find out what makes an 18-year-old girl who's who's her age, not your age, you know, nowadays.
But she invited a guy right over to a house the first night, so I'll just make sure, you know, hey, I can see where you're going with that.
She's 19, yeah, like I guarantee you.
Yep, with those tatas, yeah, she's getting the same amount of swipes, if not even more, probably more because guys think she'll be easier because she's older.
But you're already totally washed up, and you know I am.
You totally chewed a character, so you got nothing.
No offense, no offense to her because she is so sweet and pretty.
And I would choose her over me because this girl is a fucking bimbo for real.
She's like, I remember her so sweet.
Like, when she walked in, I go, These two girls, it's like life hasn't beaten like the light out of their soul yet.
And I don't be a player, but he's been a week.
And this nigga, bro, he knew how I felt, but he wouldn't.
So I just went and fucked his wife.
Yeah, no, I am broken.
Yeah, no, you are broken.
I am.
I'm fucked in the head.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah.
All right, Mr. Oh, yeah, bro.
This girl's off her rocker, bro.
When I had my old account, she would DM me every fucking day saying some weird shit, man.
Bro, these girls, like, they literally have mental issues.
This chick is like some weirdo from like Brooklyn or some shit.
Came out of a mental asylum and wouldn't fucking stop messaging me.
Weirdo, bro.
Weirdo.
Calling me like, you're a massage, whatever.
Mind you, I had never talked to her after the show, but she like found my one of the profile and just like kept attacking me, saying that I'm like a raging misogynist.
Crazy.
I was like, who is this voice from the past?
It's Aaron.
I know.
I just keep forgetting.
Yeah, because you're stupid.
I already said that's true.
I know.
We all noticed.
Everybody knows.
Maybe we can dance in a circle and say Kumbaya.
Kumbaya and then Asuka in the snow.
You should come visit it.
In most cases, instead of getting mad at what we're telling you, you should take it in and be like, damn, okay.
Like, let me adjust and adapt accordingly.
I believe that 100%.
You're totally right when you say that.
So, all right, well, but I've been around rich men enough.
Like, I shouldn't be in the middle of the moment.
No, you've been in the middle of rich men.
Not around.
Yeah, because you fuck them, right?
I don't.
Are you fucking well?
I don't know, man.
You're still single.
Well, you're not listening to me.
Oh, not too much.
Yeah, Chris.
You don't want to listen to it.
Didn't a girl in the middle just say she wanted to.
I mean, if I die and it's meant to happen, man.
This one.
Celina Powell and this dumb chick right here.
Whatever's meant to happen is going to happen.
So 1%.
I'm there.
Literally clear yourself.
No, I mean, well, it's just airbags.
Yeah, you're still in the airbags.
Sure.
Okay.
41.
Nope.
Two.
Yeah.
I'll be 43 this July.
Damn.
Okay.
Some experience on the panel.
Uh-oh.
And I'm a restaurant manager.
This is how most men feel.
This is my opinion.
Can I say it?
Can I talk about it?
No, no, no, no.
Hey, okay.
You're a life coach.
Stop cutting people off.
Listen.
Okay.
All right.
If you're a live coach, you'll listen to your clients, correct?
Absolutely.
All right.
So shut the fuck up and let Marin talk.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I get it.
Like, yeah.
And these, and this is, you got to click right here on our link tree.
And then Fresh and Fitz Study References up top, Chris.
Up top.
Right there.
Nope.
Chris.
It's right down.
Down.
Right there.
Right there.
With the facts.
With the facts machine.
One down.
Okay.
So.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So we have to.
You can progress from how the fuck you were the day before.
She's getting older.
She's getting older.
Exactly.
Her butt is shriveling.
Her ovaries is going smaller.
Tell me.
How long can you get a woman?
No, because y'all are hella pessimistic.
And I'm not over here.
Oh, yeah.
These fucking guys.
That's what they all say.
Not on this side.
Not on this side.
That ain't everybody.
Right.
That's not everybody.
But it could be anybody.
When a girl has face tattoos, I ain't trusting her, man.
I'm not going to come.
And I know people make jokes about this.
Like taking on someone else's kids is like playing a safe game.
What?
Come in, like, see you come in.
Oh, my God.
Why?
What is wrong?
Like, taking on another man's.
Like, hold your hand.
If you want to.
Well, hold your hand up.
Tell us, Selena.
If you want to, you can.
Cry.
All right.
Hi.
Good night, everyone.
My name is Melissa Howell.
I'm a current nursing student.
Wait, nurse?
Yes, nurse.
I'm 33 years old.
Wait, 33?
Yes.
That's Chris, by the way, not me.
That's good.
I just realized how many things that we should, like, we literally should trademark that we do on the show that like other podcasts try to fucking do and they just can't do it the same as us, bro.
I've seen so many people try to copy our sauce with like bringing girls on and having these discussions.
And like, bro, we really are the best of this shit, man.
Because a lot of this shit that y'all see here, we still do to this day.
You know what I mean?
We're still the same niggas, bro.
It's funny.
You know, obviously, I'm not like as short-tempered with the girls, right?
We let them cook themselves a little bit more.
But yeah, man, it's great shit.
I'm like reminiscing right now.
Which, by the way, guys, do me a favor since we're reminiscing.
I need y'all niggas since we're going down memory lane.
So do me a favor and like the video.
We got 405 likes.
Let's get 900 likes on this bitch, man.
Let's push this shit up in the algorithm.
We're going down memory lane here.
Not me.
I'm sorry to say, if you date me, you'll be out in the first match.
I don't care.
I don't want you.
Of course you don't want you.
Oh.
Hey, listen.
What you guys say.
I'm sorry to want you, Chris.
Nice moment.
Listen.
This cry, if I'm not mistaken, is like some finished chickens.
She had like some cucked-out boyfriend, I remember.
That's what it is.
What the fuck?
I ain't arguing, man.
Hey, this is what it is.
I ain't gonna argue.
Is Patroxin in the house right now?
Hey, is Petroxin in the house?
Not yet.
I'm telling you right now.
Yo, I'm five foot Joe in the chat.
So Glenn Harrison.
Like, what about me as a person?
Like, you don't want to get to know me.
Like, boy, yeah.
Yeah, I know you're in bed.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but you can come to this later, not like right away.
Right.
Give it a little bit of time.
Like, this guy, Chris, bro, fucking.
He's on a roll today.
Yo, Fresh.
Yo, Chris really be a perverse sometimes, right?
Speaking of which, that's a German Merzakudik.
Every time I hear Chris talk about sex, it reminds me of the scene from the 40-year-old virgin movie poker scene when he says, boobs feel like sandbags.
Love the whole team, though.
You guys are awesome.
Chris, you got something for that?
It's funny.
He's dying.
Old man Jacket 771.
Okay, anything else?
Yeah, so shout out to Thomas Simon in the chat, by the way.
What?
Tommy.
So the Meyer in the chat.
Tommy Sudamayur.
Oh, Sotamayor.
Hey, sorry, Tommy.
What's your last?
Oh, sort of my order.
Okay, anything else?
Yeah, it's a shout out to Thomas Simar in the chat, by the way.
What?
Tommy?
Sort of Meyer in the chat.
Tommy Sudamayur.
Oh, Sodomayor.
Sorry, Tommy.
What's your last name?
Hey, listen.
Some Donald Fly talking, man.
Nobody understands Chris, bro.
Nigga like Bornhauer for fucking king of the hell.
This really is like Bohemia.
Oh, my neighbor.
Yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you're doing.
Oh, Lord.
My name is Christina.
I'm 30.
Now you can do it, Chris.
There you go.
My Instagram is 31.
Oh, the neighbors know my name.
I'm just saying, just saying, though.
Yo, guys, like the video.
There's almost 34.
I'm from Germany.
Wait, 34?
Yes.
I've been a little bit behind on uploading the episodes, but Chris, can you give them a quick update on that?
Yeah, guys.
I won't be uploading an upload today, Monday, Mondays.
So make sure you guys get it.
And also, too, I upload every three to four days.
So guys, tune in and make sure you guys stop.
All right.
Listen, man, I can't lack.
I do the same thing.
So follow my channel on there.
And guys, my YouTube channel, ACP, gave me link in the chat.
Mods.
Post it.
And then we go from there.
And ladies, if you come to our show, DM me there, see Pox and IG and let's make it happen.
Tell the Chris, man.
Doing this thing years, bro.
I mean, I could reach out.
Which party fat pregnant with three kids?
More kids.
Nigga, come on, bro.
But she's not a bad person, bro.
Come on, man.
Oh, no, she's not.
I ain't said she was a bad person.
Fresh got triggered.
I mean, that's not a bad idea, bro.
Then we got 10 bucks from Mike Oxlong.
Since you flat earth are smart, explain the seasons.
Why does it snow during certain times in the year parts of the world versus snowing everywhere on FE?
Wouldn't it snow everywhere at the same time?
Oh, God.
Here we go.
Nigga.
Look at the map, nigga, all right?
Hey, look, it's a long, it's too long for this shit.
So, don't worry.
Next podcast.
What the?
Next podcast.
Clearly off the Christina, what'd you give him?
You gave him the same?
She gave him the same.
Yeah, Christina used to make his alcohol.
She probably made them the fucking alcoholic, bro.
She gave us, she used to give this nigga so much booze, man.
He'd be fucked up during the shows, man.
She make him like extra strong henny drinks and shit, man.
It's Aquila.
All right, we got something here with Cat Williams that the chat put in.
These are all Calcutta ninjas in here telling me.
From you personally, OG, who do you think carried the Friday series?
Is it you?
Is it Mike Epps?
Or is it Michael Blacks?
Number one, Michael Blackson has never carried anything.
Cat Williams.
Since we're through my career today, I want to know what's shorter.
You are my scenery next Friday.
All of your scenes are snobbed.
I don't like this.
Michael Blackson's been on the show a few times.
He's a pretty funny guy.
And he doesn't like you either.
Okay.
I hope women in dreams come too.
Man, I talk about it.
They already did.
All right.
Let's see here.
They gave me a four-hour thing.
Give me the timestamp, nigga, if you want me to do the shit.
Somebody said, Cook my dream.
What's your name?
Let's see here.
Let's go.
I got your chat.
Let me open up the Discord.
Oh, actually, you know what?
Hold on.
I got some Twitter clips here.
Some Twitter stuff.
Hold on.
Look at this shit, CNN.
It is to get Christianity out of politics.
Bernie Sanders had no problem going on Joe Rogan years ago when Joe Rogan endorsed him.
I've been on Rogan's show three times.
I've probably heard over 100 hours of it in the past decade.
A decade ago, Joe Rogan was a Bernie Sanders supporter who would get emotional talking about how important it is to legalize marijuana, who would get emotional talking about how important it is to get Christianity out of politics, in particular on the abortion issue, who had a host of left-wing opinions, including about health care.
Yeah, and here's the thing.
Thank you for proving my point.
10 years ago, that was considered liberal.
Now, right, the liberals have shifted so much more to the left that now people that were liberal before are considered right-wing.
A lot of people sit there and tell you that Joe Rogan is alt-right now, which is comical to me because I consider him more of a centrist.
But yeah, that's where we are.
And liberals drove him away by calling him a racist, unearthing jokes he made, calling him a misogynist, really, with no evidence when you make racist.
Calling him a transphobic.
People love him.
Calling him a lot of people.
It's called the joke.
He's a comedian, you dumb bitch.
Like, and this is the problem with these fucking woke black people, man.
They always got a fucking cry and complain, bro, and always have like, oh, Victor Benson, racist.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Like, women like this piss me off.
Trick.
That's why CNN has failed, lost.
Calling him transphobic because he didn't like CNN.
Leading up to our point earlier.
That also used to be a left-wing opinion to be against vaccines like 20 years ago.
Again, so he actually hasn't shapeshifted very much to your point.
The Democratic Party has shapeshifted and driven him away and alienated his followers.
I think what he ended up seeing was an American political spirit that shifted and he found ways.
He's a lot smarter than people give him credit for.
He found ways to walk into where those people were.
Yes, he was a proud, you know, ultra-leftist, and then he became a proud person on the right, largely because he saw shifting towards the right.
And that's where his money and his audience could come from.
He shifted because more of his listeners shifted, and that's where he drove it to.
That's nothing more than consumerism.
Which of his beliefs changed in the past 10 years?
Can I zoom out from him?
Because I think there is this, and I see you nodding as well, this kind of bigger question.
All right, next one.
And here's the thing: Joe Rogan, guys, in my opinion, is very, he's in the center.
He's in the center.
I would say he's center left, if anything.
I'll say center left.
There's people that are way more right-wing than he is.
I don't consider him conservative at all, really, to be honest with y'all.
They said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be.
Just to be clear, this investigation began under Donald Trump.
Okay, and all during the bottom line is the DOJ said there's nothing there.
They said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be.
Okay, thank you for the positive.
Hold on.
I'm just going to stop it right here because we're not going to get off on a wrong foot.
Please do not address a grown woman as dear in a condescending tone.
Do not do that at my table.
Bro, are you serious, man?
Don't address any kind of thing.
Bro, this.
This is why we can't give women power, bro.
Trying to tell y'all, man.
Look at this shit.
Told police everything.
Because I'll tell you this.
If it was a dude, he'd be like, come on, buddy.
No one will give a fuck.
No one will give a fuck, man.
What the hell?
Why is this shit fucking up?
Okay, next year.
No, yes.
Just to be clear, this investigation began under Donald Trump.
Okay, and all during the bottom line is the DOJ said there's nothing there.
They said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be the same.
Okay, thank you for the positive.
Hold on.
I'm just going to stop it right here because we're not going to get off on a wrong foot.
Please do not address a grown woman as dear in a condescending tone.
Do not do that at my table.
You can continue.
Oh, it's going to be investigation.
Just to be clear, this investigation began Donald Trump.
Okay, and all these fucking bitches.
The bottom line is the DOJ said there's nothing there.
They said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be the same.
Okay, thank you for the positive.
Hold on.
I'm just going to stop it right here because we're not going to get off on a wrong foot.
Please do not address a grown woman as and this, my friends, is why CNN is fucking cooked.
This is why the mainstream media is fucking cooked.
Actually, tweeted something to this.
Destiny says something here that isn't true whatsoever, but let's go ahead.
Yeah, there's some real fucking crazy shit.
Anyway, Nick Fuentes' level of misogyny is when you're when you just like when it's not just that like you you um why does he why is he comparing people to nick fuentes fuentes has no relevancy online at all he's he's not relevant anywhere like af is dead i don't even know if does cozy even still exist as a website he's only obsessed and fixated on fuentes because of me but i'm pretty sure at this point he's platformed and talked about fuentes and
elevated more griper accounts than i could have ever dreamed of doing like what the fuck no there's some real fucking fuentes is actually very relevant i would say he's probably one of the most political commentators absolutely despite the fact that he's been shadow banned and kicked off of every fucking platform and the guy literally he
literally was banned off of twitter right and um let me get my mug out the way here watch the video one more time so you guys can see Play one more time.
I just want to know from you personally.
Hold on, where the fuck did this shit close this?
Close this.
Close that.
Close this.
Crazy shit.
Anyway, Nick Fuentes' level of misogyny is when you're when you just like when it's not just that like you you why does he why is he comparing people to Nick Fuentes Fuentes has no relevancy online at all.
He's not relevant anywhere.
Like AF is dead.
I don't even know if Cozy even still exists as a website.
He's only obsessed and fixated on Fuentes because of me.
But I'm pretty sure at this point, he's platformed and talked about Fuentes and elevated more griper accounts than I could have ever dreamed of.
So look, I like Destiny.
I got along with Destiny.
You guys know this as much as you guys hate the fact that I get along with him.
This is one thing, Destiny, that I disagree with you on.
Nick is absolutely fucking relevant.
Absolutely fucking relevant.
I would say one of the biggest political commentators on the right by far, in my opinion, I think he's the best political commentator on the right because he's not born paid for.
Like, let's just keep it a thousand.
He talks about a certain topic, right?
He doesn't show for the Trump administration.
Respect there, right?
Like, unlike a lot of other political commentators that will never dare say a critical thing of Trump.
So, you know, the guy literally was banned off of every single platform, came back on Twitter and gained like, I'll never forget this shit.
He came back, right?
He had like 75K when he got reinstated on X, bro.
And he came back like in May.
He fucking gained like 100,000 in a fucking day, guys.
Like 100K.
Matter of fact, let's go on Social Blade.
Let me not just sit here and talk shit.
We'll literally go on Social Blade.
And look at this shit.
Hold on, let me make sure I have this shit right.
Yeah, okay.
It's Nick Jay Fuentes.
Right?
So I'm pulling this up for you, Ninja's right now.
And just so you guys know, Twitter is like where it's at when it comes to politics.
It's where it's at.
Number one news app.
Better than mainstream media.
That's why all these people are fucking bitching, right?
So look at this shit.
So, he's banned, right?
And go give him a follow if you guys don't follow him.
You guys know I always support my homies.
I want all my friends to be successful.
Go check him out on Twitter.
But yeah, he's gaining 24K a month.
That's really good.
He comes back.
Look at this.
He was banned for fucking years.
For like two, three years.
Banned off of Twitter.
Comes back.
180,000, bro.
Damn, the monk goes.
Like, what the fuck?
180,000, pretty much.
Soars in fucking popularity.
Right?
So, let me see here.
See if I can go back here more.
Last 30 days?
No, not 30 days.
I want to do.
Can we fucking go back further?
All right.
So.
So what the fuck?
All right.
Either way, the point I'm trying to make is that he always has almost 500K.
I vividly remember when he came back in May, he had like 75K and he's gained 300,000 plus, right?
Pretty much like damn near 400,000 almost.
Almost 400,000 in a couple of months.
After being banned for years, right?
And I think Destiny has like 200 or 300K on debt on Twitter.
So, yeah, he has 293.
So, yeah, man, look, Nick is very relevant, bro.
Extremely relevant.
And I would argue he's relevant despite the fact that he's been banned everywhere.
He's literally been banned everywhere.
So, you got to give your flowers what you give them, bro.
I give credit where it's due.
Even Hassan, Hassan pissing me off.
But he's right about what's going on in Israel.
I'll tell y'all that.
No, he pissed me off.
So, let's see here.
What else the audience want me to react to?
Last one, first two minutes.
All right.
You want me to do first?
One thing I've been hearing a lot recently is they say, you know, Dave, you make fun of everybody and everything, but how come you never make fun of yourself?
Because it's not easy.
I'm sensitive.
But since you guys have been so good to me tonight, I feel like I owe you no less.
This next piece is about the real Dave Chappelle.
It's personal.
It's actually very personal, but here it is.
Hey, I'm Dave Chappelle, host of Chappelle Show.
Many guys are familiar with my on-screen persona, but the question keeps popping up: who is Dave Chappelle really?
Well, guys, the answer isn't so simple.
You see, in the last 12 years, I've been at least three different people.
There's me at 18, sincere, earnest, relentlessly optimistic.
And then it was me at 24, budding movie star, referring, and a man with a sexual appetite that would make Michael Douglas seem gay.
Then, of course, there's the man who stands in front of you now: proud father, loyal husband, and prompt taxpayer.
All three of these men have different psyches and handle things in very different ways.
With your permission, I'd like to explore these three men tonight in a piece that I like to call three days.
All right, first scenario.
Let's say I'm having problems in a relationship.
Why don't we take a look at how I used to handle that at 18?
Shrun.
Shrun, look, I want to work this out, but you got to talk to me.
You got to open up.
Last week, when we were at that Dos Effects concert, I rickety realized that I lickety love you.
Clickety Cloud.
Come on, girl.
Don't be like this.
You act like all I want to do is Zoom a zoom zoom in your boom boo.
Why you got to be like this?
Clickety clown.
What a bigoty bitch.
I'm talking about myself, of course.
All right.
Well, let's see how I handle relationship difficulties at 24.
I love her, but she don't trust me.
I can't.
All right.
Look at this shit, guys.
Breaking news.
New Zealand, Australia's ban on Candice Owens' planned visit triggered more travel problems for her when New Zealand followed suit.
She was refused the visa to enter New Zealand for speaking, for speaking engagement because she had been banned from Australia due to her capacity to incite discord in almost every direction.
Owens had promised Australian and New Zealand audiences a discussion of free speech and her Christian faith when she announced the speaking tour in August.
That is fucking ridiculous.
That is fucking disgusting, ridiculous, and this is a travesty towards the democratic nations.
How the fuck are we supposed to sit here and say we are the beacon of what a society should try to emulate when we don't even allow an American citizen to go to one of our five I partner countries, which by the way, just so y'all know, right, real quick, the five I's England, United States, New Zealand, Australia, Canada.
All of these countries, the English-speaking countries, they share intelligence with each other damn near, you know, at very high levels.
So we work very closely together.
You're telling me that you're not going to allow an American citizen that has a significant amount of influence where people want to hear her speak.
That is, you know, whether you like her or you don't, she's helping a lot of women with not being 304s, with observing family values, having conservative viewpoints, being mothers, right?
This is what she promotes.
As a black woman, by the way, right?
Y'all don't want to allow her to come and speak in your country because of some comments that you guys didn't like.
What happened to freedom of speech and the ability to have a marketplace of ideas?
What happened to that?
What happened to that, man?
Fuck New Zealand.
Fuck Australia.
These countries are cucked.
Clearly, they'd rather fucking do dumbass haka in their fucking state assembly than have bring someone in that has a different viewpoint.
Y'all saw that clip?
Sig is going crazy in the fucking capital ripping paper and shit.
Dah niggas want to do that instead of bring Candace Owens in.
Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
An embarrassment to the Western world.
An embarrassment.
Complete fucking embarrassment.
Be with someone who don't trust me.
Oh, that sounds terrible.
Do you want to say?
Yes, I do.
I ain't no.
And the other thing, you know what she has to know?
Three or four selling their bodies, you know how it goes.
I smell like I've been at the teddy bar.
So the what?
Let's see.
I had a relationship problem today now that I'm a father and a husband and all that good stuff.
Baby.
Baby, you won't.
Let's say I'm pulled over by the police.
Bro, y'all better never whack it if your wife is right there and don't want to smash, bro.
That's when you file for the divorce.
I'm being treated less than fairly.
These kinds of things happen.
Why don't we see how 18-year-old Dave used to handle that?
Hell!
Okay.
Now, let's take a look at 24-year-old Dave.
I ain't do nothing.
Get on the ground.
Get on the ground.
Pow!
What about you?
Why don't you get on the ground?
That's right.
Do my license.
But man, spread your cheeks and lift your sack.
That's right.
And you know what?
I am high.
I'm high.
And now, let's take a look at 30-year-old Dave.
All right, license insurance registration, please.
Sure.
Sorry about that.
I was running late for a shoot for my show.
Chappelle Show.
Dave Chappelle.
Yeah.
I'm rich, bitch.
You haven't seen it?
Don't get it.
Buckle up, baby.
Over the last 12 years, my career went through a lot of ups and downs.
Now, a lot of people ask me, Dave, how do you handle it when you lose out on a movie park that you really want?
It's a good question.
I'll show you how I used to handle it at 18 right now.
Well, who got the part?
The Wayans brothers.
There's more.
Well, here's how I handled the same type of situation at 24.
Chris Tucker.
It's the second time this happened.
Who got the other part?
Tell me, man.
Jackie Chan?
That motherfucker can't even speak English.
And now, here's how sensible shoe Dave handles it at 30.
Who?
Who's Nick Cannon?
Daddy.
Nick Cannon is hilarious.
Man, f you, son.
Dave's got the show goddamn hilarious because he just walked off with his school clothes money.
It's funny, isn't it?
I'm broke, I'm broke.
Well, I guess that gives you guys a pretty good idea of how I've changed over the years.
Before I go, I just want to give each of me a chance to tell you their overall philosophy in life.
18-year-old Dave, you're on.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
His holiness the Dalai Lama.
That was touching.
All right.
How about you, me at 24?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Smoke weed every day.
David III, what you got for me?
Nick Cannon.
Dave Chappelle.
He's hilarious.
You know, you're acting like a little, all right?
Stop saying it.
You trying to make your father feel bad?
I got to pay all the bills around here.
We can go tell your mother.
All right.
I was pulling up some other stuff for you, ninjas, as well here.
So, shout out to my guy, Mario Nofo.
I have a follow-on.
Actually, he follows me as well.
You guys can feel free to check him out.
News.
Good news, Paige.
I got to hit him up, actually.
I think he's here.
Hit him up real quick.
I think he's in the States.
He normally lives in the Middle East.
All right.
Shout out to Tristan, Tristan Tate.
Damn, I never look at my WhatsApp, man.
I really hope the Tate brothers beat this shit, man.
I have much faith that they're going to beat these fucking stupid ass chicks, bro.
Piss me off, man.
Hold on.
I'll hit him up right now.
You're still in the States.
We'll get him on.
All right.
Check this out.
Peanuts owner, the squirrel murderers, won't get away with it.
Mark Longo is set to sue New York.
State Actor officials claim they put down Peanut after he bit an agent during the raid.
Holy shit.
So let's go ahead and hear what he's got to say.
Hey, everyone.
I just wanted to start by saying thank you from the bottom of my heart for everybody coming together for this cause.
The amount of support and love that you all have shown my family is nothing short of incredible.
Peanut, Fred, your voice was heard around the world.
And I cannot thank you all enough for having that accomplishment.
Justice is a big word here.
You guys came together to make sure that this story didn't go unheard.
It didn't go under the rug.
The government's not going to get away with this.
Justice will be served for not only Fred and Peanut, but Annibles moving forward, people moving forward.
We will show the world that it is not okay to overstep boundaries.
Justice will be served.
This week will be a monumental movement for all of us.
And I will keep you posted on exactly what that means.
You will get a lot of information moving forward.
And it is going to shock all of you.
But I hope it makes everybody come together.
And I never want you guys to forget about the word justice when we move forward with this.
Now, I know some of you guys are probably saying, yo, it's just a squirrel.
You know, this guy's on OnlyFans, et cetera.
I understand that.
But you guys got to understand that, like, this squirrel, honestly, he's going to lose a lot of money.
So I'm assuming in his lawsuit, he's actually going to be able to prove damages because this squirrel was the center of his social media platforms and shit.
So his OnlyFans that he has, TikTok, Instagram, all that's just going to go down because his squirrel's gone.
So he's actually going to be able to prove damages here.
So I think he's going to have a somewhat strong case, guys.
And some attorney out there is going to love to take this thing because of the clout.
So yeah.
You know, yeah, this is definitely an L for the state of New York.
Fort Dead after record South Korean snowfall.
God damn, nigga.
All right.
Let's see what else we got here.
Columbia Narco sub busted en route to Australia.
A stealthy drug submarine was intercepted during its 4,000-mile voyage from Tumaco, Colombia.
Yeah, it's a huge drug hub.
Loaded with cocaine destined for Australia is a booming black market where a single kilo can fetch a staggering 240,000.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Getting cocaine all the way to Australia would be fucking expensive.
And the further away it goes from Columbia, the more expensive it becomes, my friends.
This is this most politically incorrect Doge job application.
My dad is Jewish.
I know how to save a buck.
What the fuck?
All right, whatever, lady.
Connor McGregor dropped after assault verdict.
Proximal Spirits and IO Interactive cut ties with the fighter after a Dublin jury found him liable for assaulting Nikita Han at night 2018, awarding her 250,000 euros.
Proper number 12 whiskey will no longer feature McGregor's image and his role in Hitman is being erased.
McGregor denied the allegations, claiming the encounter was consensual.
Crazy, bro.
Crazy.
Losing all that money.
This we talked about before.
Latin America.
Tulsi, I haven't been home since April.
We've got a country to save.
Oh, yeah, she's from Hawaii.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, and it's, I haven't been home in Hawaii since April.
I told my mom before I left, she's like, oh, when are we going to see again?
Are you going to be back in a month or so?
And I was just like, mom, don't be surprised if you don't see me until Thanksgiving.
Because we got a country to save.
And that's what I've been dedicating my time to.
And I'm grateful to have an opportunity to come here and visit with and meet people like you in many different parts of the country.
Yeah, boycott that whiskey, guys.
Boycott those companies that banned them.
Fuck them.
Country who are gathered for that same purpose.
A shared concern for the direction that our country has been going in.
And out of a recognition, and this is the most beautiful thing, Aaron.
And I'm grateful to be able to.
And she's a Democrat, too.
Switched on over.
Russia hits Ukraine with massive missile strikes on energy infrastructure.
Russia has launched a large-scale missile assault on Ukraine's energy infrastructure, forcing emergency power outages across the country, according to Energy Minister.
Yep, that ain't good.
Joe Rogan, X is the news source of the world.
That's what's interesting about social media.
Social media right now, there's this giant resistance to the idea that X is the new source of the world, but it is the mainstream.
It's the new source of the world.
That's true.
It's the new source.
That's what's interesting about social media and social media.
Like there's this giant resistance right now to the idea that X is the new source of the world.
They're the mainstream.
It is.
They're the mainstream.
It's the new source of the world.
You and these people that want to cling to authority and say, no, you're not.
God damn it.
You're not the fucking, you're not a journalist.
You're not this.
You guys fucked us too many times.
And we don't believe you anymore.
And so the only way for us to find out what's real and what's not real is someone posts it online and then everybody looks at it and then you get the community notes.
And that's way better than the New York Times telling me that the fruit loops in Canada are exactly the same as the fruit loops in America, except for a bunch of shit that's banned.
And that's the whole point of the whole fucking thing.
But meanwhile, they're fact-checking RFK Jr.
So now I don't trust you anymore either.
You can't.
So it's like that's what's going on.
You can't gloss over the community notes.
You can't.
That's it.
It's it.
That's the truth, Cam.
It's a solution.
On Twitter.
It's the solution to this thing that we're trying to figure out how do we know what's true and what's not true.
You get a consensus.
There's enough people that actually can read scientific papers.
There's enough people that know the field that's being discussed.
Or you're going to get out of the hundreds of millions of people on X, you're going to get an expert who's going to say, this is why this is incorrect and this is how you're supposed to read it.
And then everybody goes, oh, okay, this is wrong.
And now you know.
And if you can just do a little research and go through that paper or go through that thread, if you're an objective person, you'll probably get a good sense of who's right and who's wrong.
All right.
That's now the community notes are a good thing, guys.
Absolutely, they are.
They help a lot with the fact-checking.
What else do y'all want me to?
Oh, I got a clip here from the guys.
Donate your get your clips in.
And what I'm thinking is, guys, guys that are watching on FedReacts, I'm going to end the FedReact stream.
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Come on over, Fresh and Fit.
So I'm going to go ahead and give you guys the Fresh and Fit link right now.
Because I know y'all niggas won't switch.
Come on over, guys.
Come on over.
And do me a favor and like the video on YouTube, guys.
Let's get a thousand likes on here.
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