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Nov. 28, 2024 - MyronGainesX
01:47:20
Night Train w/ Myron Gaines Reacting To Videos
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Well, I got one chance left in a night.
I got a dog smile.
I got a mall talking with a bad girl.
I smoke my cigarette with style.
And I can tell you, honey, you can make my money.
I wake up late, honey, put on your clothes and take your credit card to the liquor store.
Well, that's one for you and two for me.
But tonight, I'll be loaded like a freight train, flying like an airplane.
Feeling like a space break one more time tonight.
I'm on the night train, follow the sun.
I'm on the night train, fill my car.
I'm on the night train, ready to crash and burn.
I never learned I'm on the night train I love that stuff I'm on the night train I'm on the night train Never to return No *outro
music* *outro
music* Y'all know what time it is!
I'm gonna get a plane Speeding like a space break One more time today I'm here I'm on the night train And I'm looking for some I'm on the night tree.
So I can leave this.
I'm on the night tree.
Y'all know what's happening to Spill!
I'm the humble.
Night train.
But I'm too.
I got my watermelon.
Monster.
Watermelon.
for all the haters Welcome to the stream, motherfuckers.
Welcome to the stream, guys.
The most controversial man on Twitter that literally is taking over.
I'm all over the place.
Cooking.
Everybody.
They can't stop me.
Right.
So as you guys know, uh, I went ahead and my new account now, guys, still the same username.
It is Myron Gaines X. This it right here.
Okay.
Let's see if I can.
Myron Gaines X. Okay, guys.
100 uh 69.
We're gonna hit 200k.
We're gonna work.
We're gonna keep cooking.
Um, so you know what I'm saying?
These uh Yeah, the FBAs are pissed, guys.
They're really fucking mad.
They're really mad.
But quick announcement, guys.
So um I met with my um one of my boys is one of them boys.
Right, so we went ahead and simplified things for you guys with the Black Friday thing.
As you guys know, we got our Black Friday sale going.
Okay.
If you are not a paying member of Castle Club and you can't join the Zoom calls or get the paywall content, we got some special for y'all ninjas.
You get DMs on demand, Castle Club for a year, and Castle Club Premium for 620 fuck a bucks.
Link is below.
All of it together.
You get DMs on the mail with 700 bucks, Calcutta Club for a year, which is like a 400-500 offer, because we charge like 35 a month.
And then you get a Castle Club premium as well for 620.
Fucking W. Alright.
Now, if you're already a Castle Club member and you pay your 35 a month, or you were smart and you pay your 17 a month, good job.
All you gotta do, join Castle Club Premium, 65 bucks.
Now you have DMs on demand and you got a premium.
Right.
Or if you're already a council club premium, you don't gotta do shit.
You got it for free.
DMs on demand.
So guys, literally, this is one of the best um offers that we've had.
Slit.
Um, I'm gonna probably be showing off the castle club chat here in a bit when we switch the rumble.
But we're live right now on uh on all the platforms.
We're even live on X, but only on the fresh and fit hot one.
Um so yeah.
Um but yeah.
Somebody said uh hook us up for free.
Well, you can get on Galaxy Club for free, guys.
You just won't get some of the paywall stuff, or you won't be able to join um the uh you won't be to be able to join the uh the live streams or the zoom calls.
So you can watch the live streams, my bad, but you won't be able to do the join the zoom calls.
So I actually have the Discord up.
I'm in here right now.
Um, and one last thing.
Uh Fresh is gonna have something for y'all special as well.
Um he's gathering some footage, some lost footage of dating stuff that he had from back in the day is gonna share that with y'all as well.
So it's gonna be a good time, guys.
It's definitely gonna be a good time.
Um, and again, we're only running this promo for this week, guys.
Uh, it's a black Friday sale.
It's Wednesday night, it's the biggest night.
I noticed like when I went to go get food, all the thoughts were out.
Like, why are so many girls out?
And then I realized it's Wednesday night before Thanksgiving, so everyone's out at the fucking club.
And what am I doing?
I'm fucking working.
So yeah, someone said the mic is low?
Bro, the mic ain't low, bro.
Y'all niggas be trolling, bro.
So, um, but yeah, we're live on Rumble live on YouTube.
Um, so let me pull up the Discord here.
Uh you guys have if you guys are in Calce Club, jump in a Discord and show me some stuff.
Uh this neo-Nazi member living in Denver Outboys sent me something here.
So would you believe in the democratic vote though?
So would people be allowed to vote in how can I?
Okay, hold on, I gotta move it over and women.
Oh, this is actually hilarious right here.
Hold on.
I'm trying to see how I can like open this shit in another in another uh window so I can show y'all this.
Let me see here.
Is this safe?
Yeah, I think I could show this shit.
All right.
So would you believe in the democratic vote though?
So would people be allowed to vote in women politicians?
Thank you.
*laughs*
That's fucking funny.
Who's that?
Is that the Taliban?
So would you believe in the democratic vote though?
So would people be allowed to vote in women politicians?
Thank you.
Niggas are like, yo, what the hell are you talking about, woman?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Vote in the democratic vote for the females.
They're like, what the fuck are you talking about?
So what let's see what else we got here on uh the Discord.
All right, yeah, guys, start sending me clips.
Hey guys, I'm on YouTube, so send me shit that's like YouTube safe for now.
Can y'all do me that favor at least?
Alright.
Do me that favor.
Three kingdoms simplified.
My female dog has given birth.
Y'all niggas watch this video was made possible.
The three kingdoms.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Um, let's see here.
South Park Chinese people viewed to the Japanese.
Alright, this is on YouTube, so we could play this.
Alright.
Let me screen share with you, ninjas.
We're gonna learn about the diversity of Asian people.
Please welcome Mr. Liu Kim and Mr. Junichi Takeyama.
Shake that.
Ni hao ma!
South Park Arimandrix!
Hey!
Hey!
Holy Chi all.
Hey, me said Takayama.
Did you know that China and Japan are actually at different countries.
Oh, really?
Hey, that's all right.
If you rook at map, you can't see.
This whole thing is to China, and Japan is this real bitty country over here.
And that's why the Japanese always trying, I gotta take over China.
What?
The Japanese raping to kill people and then the only thing Japanese rob more than carrying people is carrying themselves.
Suicide rate in Japan sky high.
Fuck you!
Oh no, I'm a Japanese and I had a bad day.
I think I gotta kill my job.
That's actually pretty fucking funny.
You guys wanna know what one of my favorite clips is?
One of the like, this is actually something that I show.
Look, I'm gonna give y'all niggas some game real quick.
After you fuck a bitch, play this clip to ease the mood and make things funny.
And let her know that you got a good sense of humor.
All right.
This shit is hilarious.
Actually, you know what?
Public transportation.
One of my favorite fucking ones, bro.
Thank you.
It's fucking crazy.
But it also feels like it's the East Coast city in the West.
Okay, let me see if I can get a better quality one for y'all niggas.
I'm scared of public transportation.
I was on a bus that was held hostage.
Full of scary, son.
It was scary.
Last one I think was better quality.
we'll go back to this It's fucking crazy.
But it also feels like Oh, also, guys, get your chats in, by the way.
Wanna interact with y'all ninjas?
If you guys are watching, right?
Fnf Super Chat.com.
If you guys want to get uh if you're watching on YouTube, that's how you donate to the show.
And I can see your chat.
If you're watching on Rumble, Rumble Rant in.
If you're watching on Council Club, donate through Castle Club.
Honestly, I'd prefer you guys watch on Castle Club.
Castle Club is the best.
Okay, you can absolutely watch it for free, by the way.
Um, so literally just go on Calc Club and be in the chat.
It's hilarious.
Um, and you get a discount if you guys could watch on there.
I read all chats that come through Castle Club.
Uh so let me read some of these chats on Castle Club right now.
Hey Myron, the Cinwar video with the Europa Reactions won't look for us to watch it.
Can you upload the video?
It's not there.
Alright, I'll uh I'll tell Mo.
Let me tell Mo right now.
Video from the last night train isn't loading on vocals.
Can you double check?
Uh, and then we got um Prince G says, watch don't trust them niggas over there at the boondocks, okay?
Mine, you gotta react to some old FNF moments.
I'll post it in the Discord.
Here's one, okay, from Waylo.
Uh Adam Russell, WFNF.
Apparently the FBAs are turning on uh Tariq in a space on X. I heard them crying about how he has a seller for voting for Trump.
Of course, bro.
Of course.
They're fucking idiots, bro.
You can't, you can you can't these niggas are never gonna be happy, bro.
Um, what else we got here?
Okay.
So yeah, guys, FNF SuperChat.com.
If you're watching on YouTube, Rumble Rant, if you're watching on Rumble or Cast Club Donation, uh, if you're on Castle Club, so I could read your chats, interact with y'all ninjas.
It's the East Coast City in the West Coast.
You guys got subways and shit.
I'm scared of public transportation.
I was on a bus that was held hostage.
45 minutes.
It wasn't life threatening.
I don't wanna give you that impression.
It was a dude jerking off, but the shit was scary, son.
It was scary.
One of my favorite comment uh comedy bits here.
Right before it happened, I was on the bus smoking a cigarette.
It's a long story.
That's not the coolest shit I ever did, and people freaked out.
Sir, sir, put that goddamn cigarette out, okay?
This is everybody's hair, sir.
I flick it.
I didn't want any trouble.
Just in that moment.
Coincidentally, this homeless dude out of nowhere pulls dick out.
Started beating off.
And I was furious.
Because nobody said shit to this guy.
They were just looking like.
I was the only one on the bus that had the balls to say anything to him.
And it's not even like I was brave, really.
It was like, you know.
I was sitting next to the motherfucker.
I had to say something.
Come on, dog, you hit my elbows.
Stop.
Son, stop.
That's all I said.
I was, I didn't want to say too much.
Guys beating off on the bus means there's something wrong with this motherfucker.
He's not rap so tight.
I didn't want to push him over the edge.
As soon as I said something, all these dummies on the bus now, they're brave.
He's right.
Put your goddamn cock away.
I don't want to see this anymore.
I didn't want to see it either.
Yeah.
Now the guy flips out.
All right, everybody, back up.
Back the fuck up.
I tried to be nice about this.
Now everybody freaks out.
Oh my god, it's a biological attack.
Oh.
I'm caught in the middle.
I can't lose my cool.
I said, hey, everybody, just calm the fuck down, or you're gonna get me shot.
So just be cool.
Let's do what this man says.
So he'll leave us alone.
Now everybody gets quiet.
That's better.
That is better.
And then he started walking up and down the aisles, and he was terrorizing us.
Oh.
And then he starts making demands.
You and the pink shirt.
Squeeze her tips together.
Oh God, no.
No.
You!
Stick your finger in your butt!
What?
Oh god, what is this happening?
Oh god, oh god.
He was working my way.
Shit was tight.
Just that minute.
I got saved, dudes.
I was so lucky.
This guy at the other in the bus, he snapped.
He lost his mind.
I seen it happen.
Ah.
Screamed out, Rush him.
He can't come on all of us and charge in the out.
Ah.
And it was like a movie.
This homeless dude seen him coming and shot one off.
Ah!
I dodge that shit like the Matrix.
And I go, "Oh, oh!" Fucking hilarious.
The guy behind me wasn't so lucky, y'all.
No, that shit was gross.
It didn't kill him, but it was, I'm sure that fucked his day up.
You're not gonna have normal day if the homeless dude busting none of your forehead and 8 30 in the morning.
That's a rap on the rest of the day.
Ah Sky was freaking out.
It burns!
Oh everyone was standing around looking at him, even homeless dude felt bad.
I guess he was finished, he came back to his senses.
Dude had that post up clarity.
This is my stop.
I said, relax, motherfucker.
I had to say something.
Relax.
Oh, I can't, I got AIDS.
I know it.
I said, you can't get AIDS from a homeless dude busting a knot on your forehead.
That's not how it spreads.
I don't even know if that's just true.
That's just what I told him, man.
He was so scared I had to say something.
Alright, so real quick, I'll show y'all this clip that I see on X. Might as well react to this shit.
Five.
He got tested, we met, and like we fucked and we filmed it.
I was already doing it.
I was like, I should just start a fuck a fan series.
So then that's how it started.
Like I remember in 2019, I just met like some random guy on my OnlyFans.
Like he was a subscriber.
He got tested, we met, and like we fucked and we filmed it.
And I was like, this is cool.
Like, I'm like really into it.
These guys are cute.
They're they're fans.
Like it's different when it's a fan versus like a normal guy.
Because a fan is like, he'll worship you.
And like he like jerks off to you.
Like he knows like how to fuck.
Versus like a normal guy, he's like, whatever, like next girl.
Like I like the guys that like worship me.
Like that's the thing.
Yeah.
So like y'all want to know something?
I think she's lying.
I think that's a marketing ploy to get more people to subscribe to her OnlyFans, bro.
If I'm gonna be all the way having some 4D chests in my head, I'm like, nah, this is this is cap.
Because when you understand female nature and you know how they think, there's no fucking way that she's running around saying, Oh yeah, I just smashed my fans.
That's what men do, not women do.
Women can't get off on being with a man that's inferior to them.
They just can't do it.
It's very difficult for them to do this, guys.
So I think that she's lying to get more guys to have the hope of getting with her.
Because you guys gotta understand when it comes to like female creators, right?
Whether it's a Pokemon or a Valkyrie or any of these stocks, right?
They're not really talented.
Let's keep it a million.
They're really not.
They don't really say anything insightful, they're not smart, they're not interesting, they're not charismatic.
Like what they rely on is your hope of one day being acknowledged or even meeting them.
Right?
They're they're like insurance.
If you look at the business model for insurance, right?
Insurance, they thrive when they don't actually have to deliver their service.
That's how they make money.
You pay them monthly, right?
If something happens, keyword if something happens, but the insurance companies are smart.
They got actuaries, they got people that crunch the numbers, etc.
They figure out, yo, statistically speaking, the chances of you actually having to pay out people on a claim is this much, right?
And then obviously, their goal is to do everything they can to not pay you out.
That's why they have investigators, that's why they have people do all this shit.
That's why they have an entire section designed in fraud to make sure that you don't actually get your claim, or they're gonna make it hard for you, right?
Female streamers and female sex workers are the same fucking way.
They sell you a fantasy, but they don't actually intend to ever allow you to enjoy said fantasy.
They want you to be in a fantasy, but not actually have the fantasy come true.
Okay, and they need to do this to you all the time.
This is why, like, these guys that donate all this money, et cetera, to these girls, they're hoping to be acknowledged, and the girls might acknowledge them a little bit or not acknowledge them purposely and then acknowledge them the next time so that they keep fucking donating.
That is what female creators, like the sex worker ones at least, that monetize their beauty, they do it off of men hoping to potentially get a chance to be with them or get attention.
And once you figure this out, you can see through, you got your red lenses on, and you can look at this shit and you'd be like, This bitch is lying.
The fuck out of here.
You don't fuck no fans.
You might have fucked one or two guys, and then you realize, what the fuck am I doing?
I'm being a whore.
Let me stop.
Right?
Is it this is a cap.
This is a marketing campaign.
Because I'll tell you this once she smashes maybe one or two fans, if she likes them, she's gonna stick to them.
She's gonna run around and smash a bunch of random dudes.
It's not gonna happen.
Right?
Even a big dot like this has limits.
So, yep, marketing, these girls be cap, bro.
So, yeah.
Uh, I see here an old FNF moment, and they still struggle.
Someone posted this on YouTube.
All right, I hate why guys, I absolutely hate listening to myself talk, but someone in the in Cowser Club sent me this clip, so let's watch it.
Let's see here.
But do it.
Does that make sense?
Damn, this baldmiring back then.
Listen, you know, deep down the thought, if you was walking around with that beast, who wants to fuck me?
God, yeah, back when Chris wasn't fat as fuck.
This shit is hilarious, bro.
All night and showing you a tits.
You know a guy.
Happy girl.
Listen, don't cut me off.
Because you know God would instantly smash your ass, all right.
So don't cap, all right?
Bro, that is crazy.
I remember I used to put the camera up for Chris.
Um why the fuck did I do that?
Now that I think about that shit, that was so stupid.
I should have had that shit just face him in the face, bro.
I don't know why the fuck.
Man, we're so much better with with our uh like just production.
My thing is captain, guys.
It's just that she's just she doesn't know she's not aware of it.
It's really different.
You open my eyes, I don't really talk to men too often.
I really do.
You are a sex worker.
But I don't talk to y'all like that.
If you're the nurse, feed it.
Oh, you know why she doesn't talk to them like that?
Because she has someone chatting to these simp ass niggas for her.
Milk, which a press, I don't understand.
Oh my god.
The point is, guys.
Again, she just opened up like that.
Well, here's the thing.
Wait.
Crazy.
But we accept this rhetoric from women.
Why?
Because there's levels to it.
There's an aggression.
That's not because he Chris, Chris, let her find out of things.
Go ahead.
So there's there's a whole aggression that's okay.
Okay.
Guys, like the video or else we will connect a bunch of clips.
Okay, it's a bunch of funny moments.
All right.
We need 5,000 likes.
How many likes we have right now, Chris?
Uh 41.
Oh, yeah.
This is a bad one.
We used to tell people fucking to like the video.
Guys, matter of fact.
Like the goddamn video.
We're watching.
We got uh 700 y'all ninjas on YouTube.
I know a lot of y'all are probably out here trying to chase some asses and shit like that.
That's fine.
Um let's get seven.
Let's get like 700 likes.
Let's push ourselves up in the algorithm.
I'm doing a night train for you guys.
Like it on Rumble as well.
So um, yeah.
Okay, likes.
What?
What'd you say?
4.1.
Okay, guys.
Okay, likes.
We need 5,000 likes.
How many likes do you have right now, Chris?
Uh 4.1 likes.
What?
What'd you say?
4.1?
Okay, guys.
Get us away.
Nobody knows what this nigga be saying, bro.
5,000, guys.
Get us a 5,000.
Make sure that they pull up the last one.
Pink, pink.
Pink.
It's not that hard.
See, okay, now I moved it down.
Alright, thank God, bro.
God damn.
Hey, listen.
You're below average.
Chill the fuck out, all right?
You're doing way too much talking right now, right?
Guys, give me ones if the audio is good.
Um let's see.
Justin Stein told me that the mic sounded bad, so I fixed it.
So is that the new nickname we're gonna use for you?
Yeah, pretty much.
All right.
You don't want y'all niggas to see, because obviously we're controversial as fuck.
What?
You're still gonna pull up your DNs.
I don't care.
My DNs are not gonna be a good idea.
Listen.
To move the show on, we will have the cow show history, and let's move on because we don't care what the fuck you think.
Because I'm trying to think I'm trying to think about it.
You know, this isn't Adam and Eve anymore.
Like, listen, it's Chris, man.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Uh, but yeah, like we're out of here.
All right.
Uh what about uh you, Miss Dalm Nation?
What would you give yourself?
101.
Chris is kind of funny.
Chris has moments, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Chris is Chris is a funny ass nigga, bro.
That was a funny joke.
I'll give you a plus one.
Good job.
That was a good one.
Thank you.
That's the first time Chris made a funny joke in a while, bro.
So uh shout out yo, shout out to uh um to these two girls right here, man.
Because this is the episode where we had this dumbass girl.
I called her Tim Poole.
She's trying to make those bullshit accusations.
These girls fucking debunked their dumbass.
Uh I'm impressed.
It's two thoughts.
I'm actually very impressed by someone.
Thank you, chat.
All right, well.
Damn, niggas.
I was bald as hell back then.
We we'll skip uh Miss 101 for a second.
So then men like you guys prefer bums.
You guys prefer bum bitch.
It's not that.
Low self-esteem bumps and then fuck.
No, it's it's not that.
Men do not look for a woman's ability to provide security.
They don't.
Okay, well, what about like and to I'm sorry, like what about um education?
It's fine, Chris.
Just leave it up, bro.
I am 30 plus.
Okay, 30 plus.
30 plus me on Twitch.
It doesn't matter!
Yo, Instagram.
I'm 31 years old.
Wait, 31?
Yes.
Bro, this nigga Chris been had that fucking sound effect for years, bro.
When the girls say that they're over 30, man.
Kidding me softly.
Julie, I'm 30.
30.
Got a chat from our boy Cart uh Carterman 92 says uh W. Myron L FBAs looks like they're no different than a certain group now trying to cancel you by going.
Hold on.
Uh by going after your bread over words.
Uh you know how that goes, bro.
Yeah, there.
Oh my goodness.
What does that mean?
Well, I don't know about that last statement, but I'm still with you.
I'm not anybody.
Listen, we we we have five other girls.
Yeah.
Fucking relax.
Okay.
Just relax.
Okay, control your thoughts.
Are you like on like something?
You do something before you came on.
Like you can't be quiet.
Call the ass for seconds.
No, it's assaulting when you can't let Maron finish his fucking thoughts as the host.
He's the fucking ho.
I warned you before the show.
I came to you personally.
I'm like, listen.
When Mar is talking, please don't talk.
And you still do it.
We gave mad chances.
Mad chances.
So what now?
I mean, it's just you know what?
Stop interrupting, man.
Just stop.
Do not pull the uplock on me.
Trust me.
Just stop interrupting me.
Five bucks.
Yeah.
No, but that one.
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Nick Harris, uh, super sticker.
Thank you so much.
I've came across from something.
Okay.
So, ladies, um, I can't.
How big is too big?
Anything more than eight inches is too big.
Eight?
Okay.
What else?
Okay.
Measurements.
The bottle.
Water bottle size.
Okay, how about you?
I mean, anything bigger than that.
What eight?
Yeah, but she's thicker than you are.
So it doesn't matter.
What does that have to do with this?
I mean, thicker girl, bigger vagina.
I don't know.
That's not true.
No, it's 20 minutes.
Is that even a matter about how thick the vagina is?
It's a matter of the distance that the girl has from the entrance of the vaginal canal to the service.
Okay, the expert.
It's the hitting of the service that hurt.
She's an expert, right?
I don't know, guys.
Like, uh if she has a bigger ass, she had a bigger pandemic.
What?
You can have the biggest ass, but you're surviving to be low.
Like small.
Okay, so yeah, it's uh That's usually how it is.
The bigger girls have the smaller service.
Oh, yeah.
Someone said it's opposite.
So, yeah, these are sample leggings that speak to penis.
Yeah, you gotta do it.
Yeah.
It wasn't worth it.
Instagram penis.
I'm Lauren.
But hey, I'll play with your ass, man.
Join me on Twitch.
Wait, pull his ass?
Nigga.
I mean, pause.
Whatever.
Anyways, yo.
So uh Fresh.
Hey, Charge, uh, Chinchilla.
Chinchilla!
So just walk in my games.
I'm vegan when I can afford it.
So, so you're saying you don't swallow me.
Uh the camera on you.
Chris, put the camera on you when you say this ridiculous shit.
Yeah, so okay.
So funny story for y'all.
So Chris didn't always have like a camera, and um the thing is is that Chris will say stupid ass comments, and he wouldn't switch the camera to himself.
So the girls would always think it was mere fresh, they'll say these slick ass comments, and they look at us crazy.
So I was like, Chris, switch the camera to you when you talk shit, and you guys know this.
He's a lot better about it now.
But he used to never ever put the camera on himself, bro.
When you would say this shit, and I think it's to do it on purpose, so they would think that it was us, so that he wouldn't have to fucking deal with any of the heat.
That's why you in the back, nigga.
Oh, yeah.
Sometimes the back is where I was at.
Oh wow.
Not around that time.
So I mean that's that nigga gone.
Wait, hold on.
Uh fresh is still to the left of you, not over there.
No, because uh you're looking over there, not in his eye contact.
Yeah.
What?
Wait, so I even uh I was like, Chris, what nigga?
What did he do?
So uh chat, I'm uh funny story.
Um Brianna is my former student, by the way.
So yo, this episode, bro.
This chick was one of his students.
I was a teacher for a class.
Oh, she's your former student?
Fucked up, nigga.
This is what happens to your students.
She was a stripper, bro.
Like, what the fuck, Chris?
Yo, I don't think Chris was really an L teacher, bro.
No, I started.
Chris is about to catch a case.
Yo, Chris go wake up tomorrow.
Next thing you know.
You can't make this shit up, bro.
Fresh and fit, baby.
This is a failure of a teacher, nigga.
That's why you're back there stuttering and eating peanut butter in front of it to kill every night.
God damn, that makes sense.
You are a terrible teacher, bro.
Nah, I didn't learn nothing from him, but learned like take a picture.
Take a picture.
Yo, this nigga really had a student that was a fucking stripper, bro.
This nigga is the biggest L ever, man.
This nigga Chris, man.
Hey, no, hold on.
She didn't want to.
But taking pictures.
Like pushing for you.
And I remember Chris told us, like, yo, I'm about to bring this girl on the show.
And he was mad.
He was kind of like excited for it.
I was like, I wonder why this nigga like that.
And then, like, bro, we roasted him that entire day.
I was like, bro, how the fuck did you bring a student on of yours?
That kid, that girl's a fucking stripper now, bro.
What the fuck?
Can you understand what he's saying most of the time in class?
I never paid attention.
I was always like, oh my god.
It was a couple of us, but I wasn't uh now.
You see what she works at, so it's all good.
Oh baby, I'm happy making more than you.
Oh hey, listen.
Oh, you're probably right.
It's not Horse LMV picks and uh probably.
Yeah, he might be ugly.
Then you'll see him getting a Rolls Royce and automatically becomes handsome.
it's the level for me it's the level of ugliness for me you know still be funny mclaren again the thing is they like my love is more than enough for my baby all right i'm saying like that yes they're gonna work Okay.
No, it went somewhere.
No, no, no.
We're not changing news.
That's okay.
She's 30, so she's on her waist.
I'm on a what?
Oh my god.
I'm on my waist.
Yeah, you're you're stuck in your ways because we're 30.
Yeah, you're too old.
I mean, that's that's your that's your perception, but I just a youtuber, whatever he he he he provides continent.
So he's gonna go out and be asking these questions.
Continent?
Hey God, or like just want to be my friend.
Like, I don't think that has anything.
Okay, so those genes are tempting, by the way.
God damn.
Yo, get this nigga Chris some water, bro.
God damn.
The fuck?
This guy had a cup of water.
Um man, that's a funny ass shit.
Uh let's see here.
We got someone else gave a YouTube video.
What's your name?
All right.
And these are coming in from Calc Club guys.
So, guys, uh guys, if you're watching the show right now, I'm happy you're here.
Do me a salad.
Watch the show on Cast Club, guys.
Open up a tab on YouTube and on Castle Club.
Also, we got how many of y'all ninjas watching on YouTube?
So on YouTube, we got uh we got uh 291 likes.
Guys, do me a favor, like the video on YouTube, okay?
We got 200 of y'all watching on Fed Reacts, 800 watching on uh almost 900 on YouTube.
I know it's Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and I'm live streaming right now, but guys, I'm here for y'all ninjas.
So do me that solid, like the video.
Let's get 800 likes on YouTube, right?
Let's grow the channel because here's the thing, guys.
I want to take over.
All right.
More guys need to be saved.
For us to take over, guys.
We need to be on the normie platforms like Instagram and YouTube and Facebook and all this other bullshit.
And what we do is we're on YouTube, bring in these new people, and then we teach them the ways of the fresh and fit.
So the for us to do that though, we need you guys to like the video on YouTube so it gets pushed in the algo, normie see it, come over and they join the team, right?
And then all you fucking badasses that are watching on Castle Club and on rumble, you guys are aware.
You guys get it, right?
So like the video on YouTube, open up a tab on YouTube.
If you're watching on Rumble, just open up a tab on YouTube and like it.
I hate YouTube too.
Don't get it twisted, guys.
I fucking YouTube pisses me off that I can't say everything that I want to say.
But we're still gonna cook.
Just like the video, that's all I ask.
All right?
On YouTube and open up a tab on Rumble, if you're watching on Rumble, open up a tab on YouTube and like it.
All right, let's watch uh Charlie Kirk here.
You guys want me to go to Tourney Point USA, by the way?
They're gonna have uh event in uh in December.
Maybe I'll go.
We'll see.
None of your business.
Maybe I'll go with Exodia, who knows?
Unfortunately, but okay.
Hello, nice to meet you, none of your business.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
So do you love America?
Yes, I do.
I hate America.
I though that is an L take.
This is the United States of America and the First Amendment does apply here.
Even to speech that we don't like, guys.
Every state in the USA should be an independent country.
What do you think of this?
Well, I I just first have to ask since you hate the country.
Do you plan to leave?
That what do you mean by that?
Do you plan to go live in another country?
No, I do not.
Let me tell you something.
You're faithful idiots.
America is the only country where even those who hate it refuse to leave.
That's how you know you live in a great country.
Can you prove that?
Yeah, you don't want to leave.
The proof is in the pudding, stupid.
Um let's see here.
Yeah, my girlfriend's on, they'd be like, girlby.
No, that's power imps.
No, he's talking.
Uh okay.
Oh, look at how fat my face was.
Guys, so y'all probably wonder why are you using those headphones?
I this is right after I did my hair twas, like guys.
You guys can see how fate fat my face is, because I was still like um uh holding a lot of water from the surgery.
When you do a hair transplant, uh your face swells up.
So like I had to like be a week off the air.
How so, Chris?
Give us a lowdown.
I mean, a man just wanna, you know, to give your attention, you know, and it's like go queen, are you empowering me?
What?
What?
Come again?
I don't know what you say, nigga.
What?
What the fuck?
Okay, I mean, you see, you look 125.
I'm I like what?
What?
You look uh 25 to the chat.
Hey, what'd you say?
Okay, can I um what he said?
Can I ask something real quick, please?
No, nobody, yo, Chris.
What?
It was a question um that was down there, and it was asking like um I don't give a fuck body.
Hey, you know what?
I gotta lie.
Uh can you send it?
Oh, I remember this girl.
This girl was so annoying, bro.
Uh but do a twirl.
Shees.
Do it.
What Chris?
Uh stand up and do a twirl.
Yeah, you ass that's what my ass?
Yeah.
Anyways.
Tito, step.
Now, listen, I'm the type.
Instead of the twist.
I understand, niggas.
Because I'm not gonna say I hang around a lot.
What you said, so you know what I said, but then you're saying that I didn't, you didn't say that, and it's just like no, you're like if you want to hear what I have to say, let me speak and I will let you.
Uh no, my body counts too.
Uh oh.
I need to go back to doing the hat segment with these girls.
They be capping, man.
Too much.
Okay.
All right, what about you?
Um, wait, well, my body count is a good one.
Yeah, what can you buy?
Um, yeah, we asked them, uh, what could you buy with your body count?
Bro, a steak over there's a thousand dollars.
I don't know.
I'm just gonna that's Chris.
Three percussions.
Karen, we're trying to teach a guy the lesson, all right.
We're trying to find out what makes uh 18-year-old girl who's uh who's her age, not your age.
You know, not all that's a guy is gone.
But she invited a guy right over to a house the first night.
So I'll make it sure.
You know, hey.
I can see where you're gone with that.
She's 19.
Yeah, like 18 as well.
I guarantee you.
Yep.
With those tatas, She's getting the same amount of swipes, if not even more.
Probably more.
Because guys think she or she'll be easier because she's older.
Is that old and washed up and you know it.
You tell her two.
You gotta care.
You got nothing.
No offense, no offense to her, because she is so sweet and pretty.
And I would choose her over me because she's a little bit more.
Yeah, this girl's a fucking bimbo for real.
She's like so sweet.
Like when she walked in, I go, these two girls, it's like life hasn't beaten like the light out of their soul yet.
And I don't know, but he's he'll be sending it summer.
And this nigga, bro.
He knew how I felt, but he wouldn't, so I just went and fucked his head.
Yeah, no, I am broken.
Yeah, no, you are broken.
I am.
I'm fucked in the head.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah.
All right, Mr. Oz.
Oh, yeah, bro.
This girl's off her rocker, bro.
When I had my old account, she would DM me every fucking day saying some weird shit, man.
Bro, these girls, like they literally have mental issues.
This chick is like some weirdo from like Brooklyn or some shit.
Came out of a mental asylum.
It wouldn't fucking stop messaging me.
Weirdo, bro, weirdo, calling me like your massage, whatever.
Mind you, I had never talked to her after the show.
But she like found my one of the pro my profile, just like kept attacking me, saying that I'm like a raging misogynist.
Crazy.
I was like, who is this voice from the past?
It's Aaron.
I keep I know, I just keep forgetting.
Yeah, because you're stupid.
Yeah, I already said that's true.
i know we all noticed everybody knows maybe we can dance in a circle and sing kumbaya You should come visit it's good.
Instead of getting mad at what we're telling you, you should like that.
Like take it in and be like, damn, okay.
Like, let me adjust and adapt accordingly.
So all right, well, but I've I've been around rich men enough.
Like I said, no, you've been in middle rich man.
Not around Richman.
Yeah, because you fuck him, right?
I don't.
Are you fucking well?
I don't know, man.
You're still single.
Well, I know you're not listening to me.
Oh, not too many, no.
Yeah, yeah.
Chris, uh, you don't want to listen to it real.
Didn't girl in the middle just say she wanted to point me the won't be.
I mean, if I die and it's meant to happen.
Uh man.
This one.
Selena pal and this dumb chick right here.
Whatever's meant to happen is gonna happen.
So that one percent.
I'm very un literally clear yourself.
No, I mean, well, she has airbags.
Yeah, you just gave the airbox.
This nigga, bro.
Sure.
Okay.
No, two.
Yeah.
I'll be 43 this July.
Okay.
Experience on the panel.
All right.
Uh-oh.
And I'm a restaurant manager.
This is how most men feel.
That you want to.
This is my opinion.
Can I say it?
Can I talk real quick?
No, no, no, no.
Hey.
Okay.
You're a life coach.
Stop cutting people off.
Listen.
Okay.
All right.
If you're a life coach, you'll listen to your clients, correct?
Absolutely.
All right.
So shut the fuck up and let Mara and talk.
Thank you.
Chris.
Quantum physics.
I remember.
You're welcome.
I get it.
Like the chat.
Yeah.
And these, and this is uh, you gotta click uh right here on our link tree, and then uh fresh and fit study references up top, Chris.
Up top right there.
Nope.
Chris, right somewhere, it's right down right there, right there.
Right there with the facts with the fax machine.
Right there.
One down.
Okay, so yeah.
So we have to.
She's getting older.
She's getting older.
Exactly.
Overies is going smaller.
Tell me, how long can you get a woman?
No, because y'all are hella pessimistic.
And I'm not over here.
Oh, yeah.
These fucking girls say not on this side, not on this side.
That ain't everybody.
Right.
That's not everybody.
But it could be anybody when a girl has face tattoos.
I ain't trusting her, man.
Showing a six time.
It's I'm not gonna come in.
I know people make jokes about this.
Like taking on someone else's kids is like in a safe game.
What?
Uh come in, like, see you come in.
Oh my god.
What is wrong?
Like taking on another man's like hold your hand.
If you want to, well, hold your hand up.
Tell us, Selena.
If you want to, you can cry.
All right.
Hi, good night, everyone.
My name is Melissa Howell.
I'm a current uh nursing student.
Wait, nurse.
Yes, nurse.
Um, I'm 33 years old.
Wait, 33?
Yes.
That's Chris, by the way, not me.
That's Chris.
I just realized like how many like things that we should like, we literally should like trademark that we do on the show that like other podcasts try to fucking do and they just can't do it the same as us, bro.
I've seen so many people try to copy our sauce with like bringing girls on and having these discussions.
And like, bro, we're we really are the best at this shit, man.
Because a lot of this shit at y'all see here, we still do to this day.
You know what I mean?
We're we're we're still the same diggers, bro.
It's it's funny.
Um, you know, obviously I'm not like as short tempered with the girls, right?
We we let them cook themselves a little bit more.
But um, yeah, man.
It it's uh it's great shit.
I'm like reminiscent right now.
Which, by the way, guys, do me a favor since we're reminiscing.
And here y'all niggas, since we're going down memory lane.
*music*
So do me a favor and like the video.
We got 400 five likes.
Let's get 900 likes on this bitch man.
Let's push the show up in the algorithm.
We're going down memory lane here.
Not me.
I'm I'm sorry, say if if you date me, you'll be out in the first mash.
I don't care.
I don't want you.
Of course you don't care.
Oh hey, listen.
I don't want you, Chris.
If I'm not mistaken, it's like some finished chicken.
She had like some cucked out boyfriend, I remember.
That's what it is.
I ain't arguing, man.
Hey, this is what it is.
Hey, what is it?
Patrockson in the house right now.
Hey, is Patroxen in the house?
Not yet.
I'm telling you right now, you know, I'm five foot Joe in the chat.
So what about me as a person?
Like, you don't want to get to know me like who I am.
Yeah, you in bed.
What am I um you know what?
Chris.
Yeah, but you can come to this later, not like right away.
Right.
You know, give it a little bit of time, like this guy Chris, bro.
Fuck in.
He's on a role today.
Yo, Chris really be a burger sometimes, right?
Speaking of which, that's a German YouTube.
Every time I hear Chris talk about sex, it reminds me of the scene for the 40 year old virgin movie poker scene when he says boobs feel like sandbags.
Love the whole team though.
You guys are awesome.
Chris, you got stuff for that?
No, it's fine.
He's dying.
Old man jackets 771.
Okay, uh anything else?
Yeah, it's uh shout out to Thomas, somebody in the chat, by the way.
What?
Tommy Sort of Meyer in the chat.
Tommy Suramayur.
Oh, so the Mayor.
I've got it.
Hey, sorry, Tommy, put your last.
Oh, so the Mayor.
Okay, uh, anything else?
Yeah, so somebody in the chat, by the way.
What?
Tommy Sara Meyer in the chat.
Tommy Suramayur.
Oh, so the Mayor.
What the fuck, man?
Hey, sorry, Tommy, put your last name.
Hey, listen, so I'm down with why talking, man.
Nobody understands Chris, bro.
Niggas like Boerhauer.
Niggas like Boerhauer for fucking King of the Hell.
Niggas really is like Boerhauer.
Um my neighbor.
Sorry, too.
Yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you're doing.
Oh Lord.
My name is Christina.
I'm 30.
Now you can do it, Chris.
There you go.
Um my Instagram is twin.
I am 31.
Wait, 31.
Yeah.
Oh the neighbors know my name.
Tommy!
Pause Chris.
I'm just saying.
Let's just say, bro.
Yo, guys, like the video.
There's almost Germany.
Wait, 34?
Yes.
Been uh a little bit behind on uploading the uh episodes, but Chris, can you give them a quick update on that?
Yeah, guys.
Um I won't be uploading up till today on Monday Mondays.
So make sure you guys uh get it.
And also Too.
Um I upload every like two like three to four days.
So guys, do uh tune in and make sure you guys sub, all right.
Listen, man, I can't laugh.
I do the same thing, so uh follow my channel on there.
And guys, um, my YouTube channel, ACP game link in the chat.
Uh post it, and then we go from there.
Stop.
And ladies, if you want to come to our show, DM me in the NRC Pox and IG, and let's make it happen.
Shout out to Chris, man.
Doing years, bro.
I mean, I could reach out.
Well, it's probably fine pregnant with three kids.
More kids.
Nigga, come on, bro.
But she's not a bad person, bro.
Come on, man.
Oh no, she's not.
I said she was a bad person.
Um, fresh got triggered.
I mean, that's not a bad idea, bro.
And then we got 10 bucks from Mike Oxlack.
Since you flat earth her smart, explain the re seasons.
Why does it snow during certain times in the year parts of the world versus snowing everywhere?
On Effie, wouldn't it snow everywhere at the same time?
Oh god, here we go.
Nigga.
Look at the map, nigga, all right.
Let's hey look, it's it's a long, it's too long for this shit.
So don't worry.
Next podcast.
What the next one's clearly off the Christina, what'd you give him?
You gave him the same?
She gave him the uh yeah.
Christina used to make his alcohol.
Yo, I see she probably made them the fucking alcoholic, bro.
She gave she used to give this nigga so much booze, man.
He'd be fucked up during the shows, man.
She making like extra strong uh henny drinks and shit, man.
All right, we got uh some here with Cat Williams that the chat put in.
These are all cast club ninjas in here, telling me.
No, from you personally, OG.
Who you think carried, man?
The Friday series.
Is it you?
Is it Mike M?
Or is it Michael Blash look like number one?
Michael Blackson has never carried anything.
Uh uh Williams.
Since we're in my career today.
I wanna know what's shorter.
You are my scene next Friday.
All of your scenes are snored.
I don't like this.
Michael Blacks has been on the show a few times.
He's a pretty funny guy.
Um he doesn't like you either.
Okay.
They already did.
Go away.
Go away.
All right.
Let's see here.
They gave me a four-hour thing.
Give me the timestamp, nigga.
If you want me to do the the shit.
Somebody said, Cook my dream.
What's your name?
Uh let's see here.
Um, let's go.
I got your chat.
Let me open up the Discord.
Oh, actually, you know what?
Hold on.
I got some Twitter clips here.
Some Twitter stuff.
Hold on.
Look at this shit.
CNN.
It is to get Christianity out of politics.
Bernie Sanders had no problem going on Joe Rogan years ago when Joe Rogan endorsed him.
I've been on Rogan's show three times.
I've probably heard over a hundred hours of it in the past decade.
A decade ago, Joe Rogan was a Bernie Sanders supporter who would get emotional talking about how important it is to legalize marijuana, who would get emotional talking about how important it is to get Christianity out of politics, in particular on the abortion issue, um, who had a host of left-wing opinions, including about health care.
Yeah, and here's the thing.
This this thank you for proving my point.
Ten years ago, that was considered liberal.
Now, right, the liberals have shifted so much more to the left that now people that were liberal before are considered right wing.
A lot of people sit there and tell you that Joe Rogan is all right now, which is comical to me because I I consider him more of a centrist.
But um, yeah, that's where we are.
And liberals drove him away by calling him a racist, unearthing jokes he made, calling him a misogynist, really, with no evidence.
When you make racists, calling him a transphobe.
People love calling.
Uh, it's it's called the joke.
He's a comedian, you dumb bitch.
Like, and this is the problem with like these fucking woke black people, man.
They always gotta fucking cry and complain, bro, and always have like, oh, victim medicine, racist.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Like, women like this piss me off.
Trick.
That's why CNN is failed, lost.
Calling him transphobic because he didn't like Captain.
That also used to be a left-wing opinion.
Um, to be against vaccines like 20 years ago.
Again, so he actually hasn't shapeshifted very much to your point.
The Democratic Party has shapeshifted and driven him away and alienated his followers.
I think what he ended up seeing was an American political sphere that shifted it.
He found ways.
He's a lot smarter than people give him credit for.
He found ways to walk into where those people were.
Yes, he was a proud, you know, ultra-leftist, and then he became a proud person on the right, largely because he saw shifting towards the right, and that's where his money and his audience could come from.
He shifted because more of his listeners shifted, and that's where he drove it to.
That's nothing more than consumerism at what of his beliefs changed in the past ten years.
It's hard to point out which of his beliefs.
Can I zoom out from him?
Because I think there is this, and I see you nodding as well.
This kind of bigger question.
All right, next one.
And here's the thing.
Joe Rogan, guys, in my opinion, is very uh he's in the center.
He's in the center.
I would say he's center left, if anything.
I'll say center left.
Um there's people that are way more right wing than he is.
I don't consider him um conservative at all, really, to be honest with y'all.
So he said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be.
Just to be clear, this investigation began under a Donald Trump.
Okay, and all during the bottom line is the DOJ said there's nothing there.
No, they that's a good thing.
So they said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be the same.
No, yeah.
Excuse me.
Thank you for the possibility.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm just gonna stop it right here because we we're not gonna get off on a wrong foot.
Please do not address a grown woman as deer in a condescending tone.
Do not do that at my table.
Bro, are you serious, man?
Hey, like bro, this is why we can't give women power, bro.
Try to tell y'all, man.
Look at this shit.
Told police everything.
Because I'll tell you this.
If it was a dude, he'd be like, come on, buddy.
No one will give a fuck.
No one will give a fuck, man.
What the hell?
Why is this shit fucking up?
Okay, so the investigation.
Just to be clear, this investigation began under a Donald Trump.
Okay, and all during the bottom line is the DOJ said there's nothing there.
No, they think that's a good thing.
So he said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be the same.
No, it's a charge, dear.
Okay, excuse me.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm just gonna stop it right here because we we're not gonna get off on a wrong foot.
Please do not address a grown woman as dear in a condescending tone.
Do not do that at my table.
You can continue.
Oh, it's gonna be investigation.
Just to be clear, this investigation began under a Donald Trump.
Okay, and all the bitches the bottom line is the DOJ said there's nothing there.
No, they think that's a good thing.
So you said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be the same.
No, it's a charge, dear.
Okay, it's a deer.
Excuse me, he's me.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm just gonna stop it right here.
We're not gonna get off on a wrong foot.
Please do not address a grown woman as this, my friends, is why CNN table is fucking cooked.
This is why the mainstream media is fucking cooked.
Actually, tweeted something to this.
Uh Destiny says something here that isn't true whatsoever, but let's go ahead.
Yeah, there's some real fucking crazy shit.
Anyway, Nick Fuentes' level of misogyny is when you're when you just like when it's not just that like you you um why does he why is he comparing people to Nick Fuentes?
Fuentes has no relevancy online at all.
He's he's not relevant anywhere.
Like, AF is dead.
I don't even know if does Cozy even still exist as a website?
He's only obsessed and fixated on Fuentes because of me.
But I'm pretty sure at this point he's platformed and talked about Fuentes and elevated more griper accounts than I could have ever dreamed of doing.
Like, what the fuck?
No, there's some real fucking Fuentes is actually very Relevant, I would say he's probably one of the most political commentators, absolutely, despite the fact that he's been shadow banned and kicked off of every fucking platform, and the guy literally literally was banned off of Twitter, right?
And um, let me get my mug out the way here.
Watch the video one more time so you guys can see play one more time.
I just want to know from you personally.
Oh where the fuck did this shit close this?
Close this, close that close this crazy shit.
Anyway, Nick Fuentes level of misogyny is when you're when you just like when it's not just that like you you um why does he why is he comparing people to Nick Fuentes?
Fuentes has no relevancy online at all.
He's it he's not relevant anywhere, like AF is dead.
I don't even know if does Cozy even still exist as a website?
He's only obsessed and fixated on Fuentes because of me.
But I'm pretty sure at this point he's platformed and talked about Fuentes and elevated more graper accounts than I could have ever dreamed of.
So look, I like Destiny.
I got along with Destiny.
You guys know this as much as you guys hate the fact that I get along with him.
This is one thing, Destiny that I disagree with you on.
Nick is absolutely fucking relevant, absolutely fucking relevant.
I would say one of the biggest political commentators on the right by far, in my opinion.
I think he's the best political commentator on the right.
Um, because he's not born paid for.
Like, let's just keep it a thousand.
He talks about a certain topic, right?
He doesn't show for the Trump administration, respect there, right?
Like, unlike a lot of other political commentators that will never date dare say uh a um a critical thing of Trump.
So you know, the guy literally was banned off of every single platform, came back on Twitter and gained like I'll never forget the shit.
He came back, right?
He had like 75k when he got reinstated on X, bro.
And he came back like in May.
He fucking gained like a hundred thousand in a fucking day, guys.
Like a hundred K. Matter of fact, let's go on social blade.
Let me not just sit here and talk shit.
Let me not just sit here.
We'll literally go on Social Blade.
And look at this shit.
Okay.
Hold on, let me make sure I have this shit right.
Yeah, okay.
It's Nick J. Fuentes, right?
So I'm pulling this up for you ninja right now.
And just so you guys know, Twitter is like where it's at when it comes to politics, it's where it's at.
Number one news app, better than mainstream media.
That's why all these people are fucking bitching, right?
So look at his shit.
So he's banned, right?
Okay.
And go give him a follow if you guys don't follow him.
You guys know I always uh support my homies, want all my friends to be successful.
Um go check him out on Twitter.
But yeah, he's getting 24k a month.
That's really good.
He comes back.
Look at this.
He was banned for fucking years for like two, three years, banned off of Twitter, comes back, 180,000, bro.
Dumb the monk goes.
Like, what the fuck?
180,000, pretty much sores if fucking popularity, right?
So uh let me see here.
See if I can go back here more last 30 days?
No, not 30 days I want to do.
Can we fucking go back further?
All right.
So what the fuck?
All right.
Either way, the point I'm trying to make is that he owns he has almost 500K.
I vividly remember when he came back in May, he had like 75k, and he's gained 300,000 plus.
Right?
Pretty much like damn near all damn near 400,000 almost.
Almost 400,000 in what a couple of months.
After being banned for years.
Right?
And I think Destiny has like two or three hundred K on debt on Twitter.
So yeah, he has 293.
So, yeah, man, look, Nick is very relevant, bro.
Extremely relevant.
And I would argue he's relevant despite the fact that he's been banned everywhere.
He's literally been banned everywhere.
So you gotta give your flowers or you give them a bro.
I give I give credit where it's due.
Um pissing me off.
But he's right about um what's going on in Israel, I'll tell y'all that doing.
No, he pisses me off.
So um, let's see here.
What else y'all niggas want me to react to?
Last one, first two minutes.
All right, you want me to be a first.
One thing I've been hearing a lot recently is they say, you know, Dave, you make fun of everybody and everything, but how come you never make fun of yourself?
Because it's not easy.
I'm sensitive.
But since you guys have been so good to me tonight, I feel like I owe you no less.
This next piece is about the real Dave Chappelle.
It's personal, it's actually very personal, but here it is.
Hey, I'm Dave Chappelle, host of Chappelle Show.
Many guys are familiar with my on-screen persona, but the question keeps popping up.
Who is Dave Chappelle really?
Well, guys, the answer isn't so simple.
You see, in the last 12 years, I've been at least three different people.
There's me at 18, sincere, earnest, relentlessly optimistic, and then it was me at 24, budding movie star, referredict, and a man with a sexual appetite that would make Michael Douglas seem gay.
Then, of course, is the man who stands in front of you now.
Proud father, loyal husband, and prompt taxpayer.
All three of these men had different psyches and handled things in very different ways.
With your permission, I'd like to explore these three men tonight.
And a piece that I like to call three days.
All right, first scenario.
Let's say I'm having problems in a relationship.
Why don't we take a look at how I used to handle that at 18?
Look, I want to work this out, but you gotta talk to me.
You gotta open up.
Last week, when we were at that DOS effects concert, I rigged it realize that I literally love you.
Come on, girl, don't be like this.
You act like all I want to do is zoom a zoom zoom in your boom boom.
Why you gotta be like this?
Click at the cloud.
What a biggity bitch.
I'm talking about myself, of course.
All right, well, let's see I handle relationship difficulties at 24.
I love her, but she don't trust me.
I can't Alright.
Look at this shit, guys.
Breaking news.
New Zealand.
Australia's ban on Candace Owens planned a visit triggered more travel problems for her when New Zealand followed suit.
She was refused a visa to enter New Zealand for speaking for speaking engagement because she had been banned from Australia due her to capacity to incite discord in almost every direction.
Owens had promised Australian and New Zealand audiences a discussion of free speech and her curse of faith when she announced the speaking tour in August.
That is fucking ridiculous.
That is fucking ridiculous.
disgusting, ridiculous, and this is a travesty towards the democratic nations.
How the fuck are we supposed to sit here and say we are the beacon of what a society should try to emulate when we don't even allow an American citizen to go to one of our five-eyed partner countries, which by the way, just so y'all know, right?
Real quick.
The five eyes.
England, United States, New Zealand, Australia, Canada.
All of these countries, the English speaking countries, they share intelligence with each other damn near, you know, at very high levels.
So we work very closely together.
You're telling me that you're not gonna allow an American citizen.
That's a significant amount of influence where people want to hear her speak.
That is, you know, whether you like her, you don't.
She's helping a lot of women with not being 304s, with observing family values, having conservative viewpoints, being mothers, right?
This is what she promotes.
As a black woman, by the way, right?
Y'all don't want to allow her to come and speak in your country because of some comments that you guys didn't like.
Why would the freedom of speech and the ability to have a marketplace of ideas?
What happened to that?
What happened to that, man?
Fuck New Zealand, fuck Australia.
These countries are cucked.
Clearly, they'd rather fucking do dumbass haka.
In their fucking state assembly, then have bring someone in that has a different viewpoint.
Y'all saw that clip?
Sigas going crazy in the fucking capital.
Ripping paper and shit.
Da.
Niggas wanna do that instead of bring Candace Owens in.
Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
An embarrassment to the Western world.
An embarrassment.
Complete fucking embarrassment.
Be with someone who don't trust me.
Oh, that sounds terrible.
Yes, I do.
I know.
And the other thing, you know what she has.
304 selling their bodies.
You know how it goes.
That I smell like I've been a teddy bar.
So the f what?
Let's see I handle relationship problems today, now that I'm a father and a husband and all that good stuff.
Baby.
Baby, you are?
*Squeak* Ow!
*Squeak*
Scenario two.
Let's say I'm pulled over by the police.
Bro, y'all better never whack it if your wife is right there and don't want to smash, bro.
That's when you file for the divorce.
I'm being treated less than fairly.
These kinds of things happen.
Why don't we see how 18-year-old Dave used to handle that?
Hell.
Okay.
Now, let's take a look at 24-year-old Dave.
I ain't do nothing.
Get on the ground.
Get on.
I'm on the ground.
Yeah.
How?
What about you?
Why don't you get on the ground?
That's right.
Do my license.
But man, spread your cheeks and lift your sack.
Right.
And you know what?
I am high.
I'm high.
And now, let's take a look at 30-year-old big.
Alright, license insurance registration, please.
Sure.
Sorry about that.
I was running late for a shoe for my show.
Chappelle show.
Dave Chappelle.
Yeah.
I'm rich, bitch.
Don't get it.
Buckle up, baby.
Over the last 12 years, my career went through a lot of ups and downs.
Now a lot of people ask me, Dave, how do you handle it when you lose out on a movie park that you really want?
It's a good question.
I'll show you how I used to handle it at 18 right now.
Well, who got the part?
The Lands brothers.
There's there's more.
Well, here's how I handle the same type of situation at 24.
Chris Tucker.
Second time this happened.
Who got the other part?
Tell me, man.
Jackie Chan.
That motherfucker can't even speak English.
And now, here's how Sensible Shoe Dave handles it at 30.
Who?
Who's Nick Cannon?
Daddy.
Nick Cannon is hilarious.
Man, f you, son.
God damn hilarious because he just walked off with the school clothes money.
It's funny, isn't it?
I'm broke, man.
I'm broke.
I guess that gives you guys a pretty good idea of how I've changed over the year.
But before I go, I just want to give each of me a chance to tell you their overall philosophy in life.
18-year-old Dave, you're on.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
His holiness the Dolly Lama.
That was touching.
All right.
How about you, Mia 24?
Bye, Mr. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Smoke weed every day.
Dave the third.
What you got for him?
Nick Cannon.
Dave Chappelle.
He's hilarious.
You know, you acting like a little b, right?
Stop saying it.
You trying to make your father feel bad.
I gotta pay all the bills around here.
We can go tell your mother.
All right.
Uh I was pulling up some other stuff for you, ninjas as well here.
So, shout out to my guy uh Mario Nofo.
Um, I follow him on X. He follows me as well.
You guys can feel free to check him out.
Good news.
Um good news, uh, Paige.
I gotta hit him up, actually.
I think he's here.
Let me hit him up real quick.
I think he's in he's in the States.
he normally lives in the middle east Hold on.
All right.
Shout out to Tristan, Tristan Tate.
Damn, I never look at my WhatsApp, man.
I really hope the Tate Brothers beat this shit, man.
I have I have much faith that these they're gonna beat these fucking stupid ass chicks, bro.
Piss me off, man.
Uh hold on.
I hit on my brain now.
You're still in the States.
We'll get him on.
All right.
Um, check this out.
Peanut's owner, the squirrel murderers won't get away with it.
Mark Longo is suited is set to sue New York state after officials claim they put down Peanut after he bit an agent during the raid.
Holy shit.
So let's go ahead and hear what he's gotta say.
Hey everyone.
Um, I just wanted to start by saying thank you from the bottom of my heart for everybody coming together for this cause.
The amount of support and love that you all have shown my family is nothing short of incredible.
Peanut Fred, your voice was heard around the world.
And I cannot thank you all enough for having that accomplishment.
Justice is a big word here.
Um, you guys came together to make sure that this story didn't go unheard.
It didn't go under the rug.
The government's not gonna get away with this.
Justice will be served for not only Fred and Peanut, but animals moving forward, people moving forward.
We will show the world that it is not okay to overstep boundaries.
Justice will be served.
This week will be a monumental movement for all of us.
And I will keep you posted on exactly what that means.
You will get a lot of information moving forward, and it is going to shock all of you.
But I hope it makes everybody come together.
And I never want you guys to forget about the word justice when we move forward with this.
Now, I know some of you guys are probably saying, yo, it's just a squirrel.
Um, you know, uh, this guy's on OnlyFans, etc.
I understand that.
But you guys gotta understand that like this squirrel, honestly, he's gonna lose a lot of money.
So I'm assuming in his lawsuit, he's actually gonna be able to prove damages because this squirrel, like, was the center of his social media like platforms and shit.
So um his only fans that he has, uh TikTok, Instagram, all that's just gonna go down because his squirrel's gone.
So um he's actually gonna be able to prove damages here.
Um so I think he's gonna have a somewhat strong case, guys.
And some attorney out there is gonna love to take this thing because of the clout.
So, yeah.
You know.
Yeah, this is definitely uh uh L for the state of New York.
Uh four day after record South Korean snowfall.
God damn, nigga.
All right.
Let's see what else we got here.
Columbia narco sub busted en route to Australia.
A stealthy drug submarine was intercepted during its 4,000 mile voyage from Tumaco, Colombia.
Yeah, it's a huge drug hub.
Load of cocaine, that's for Australia is a booming black market where a single kilo can fetch a staggering 240,000.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Getting uh cocaine all the way to Australia would be fucking expensive.
And the further away it goes from Columbia, the more expensive it becomes, my friends.
Uh this is this most politically incorrect Doge job application.
My dad is George, I know how to save a buck.
This guy.
What the fuck?
All right, whatever, lady.
UmGregor dropped after assault verdict.
Proximal spirits and IO Interactive cut ties with the fighter after a Dublin jury found him liable for assaulting Nigida in 9218, awarding her 250,000 euros.
Proper number 12 whiskey will no longer feature McGregor's image and his role in Hitman is being a race.
McGregor denied the allegation, claiming the encounter was consensual.
Crazy, bro.
Crazy.
Losing all that money.
This we talked about before.
Uh Latin America.
Tulsi, I haven't been home since April.
We've got a country to save.
Oh, yeah, she's from Ohio.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, and uh it's um I haven't been home in Hawaii since April.
Uh I told my mom before I left.
She's like, Oh, when are we gonna see again?
Are you gonna be back in a month or so?
And I was just like, Mom, don't be surprised if you don't see me until Thanksgiving.
Because we got a country to save.
And um, and that's that's what I've been dedicating my time to, and I'm grateful to have an opportunity to come here and visit with and meet people like you in many different parts of the country.
Yeah, boycott that whiskey guys.
Boycott those companies that banned them.
Fuck them.
Who are gathered for that same purpose, uh uh a shared concern for the direction that our country has been going in, and out of a recognition, and this is the most beautiful thing, Aaron, and I'm grateful to be able to and she's a Democrat too.
Switched on over.
Russia hits Ukraine with massive missile strikes on energy infrastructure.
Russia's launched a large-scale missile assault on Ukraine's energy infrastructure, forcing emergency power outages across the country, according to energy minister.
Yep, that ain't good.
Joe Rogan, X is a new source of the world.
That's what's interesting about social media.
Social media right now, there's this giant resistance to the idea that X is a new source uh of the world, but it is the mainstream, it's the new source of the world.
That's true.
It's the new source of that's what's interesting about um social media and social media, right?
Like it's there's this giant resistance right now to the idea that X is the new source of the world.
They're the mainstream.
It is.
They're the mainstream.
It's the new source of the world.
You and these people that want to cling to authority and say, no, you're not.
You're goddamn, you're not the fucking, you're not a journalist, you're not this that you guys fucked us too many times.
And we don't believe you anymore.
And so the only way for us to find out what's real and what's not real is someone posts it online, and then everybody looks at it.
And then you get the community notes.
And that's way better than the New York Times telling me that the fruit loops in Canada are exactly the same as the fruit loops in America.
Except for a bunch of shit that's banned, and that's the whole point of the whole fucking thing.
Yeah, meanwhile, they're fact checking RFK Jr., so now I don't trust you anymore either.
You can't um So it's like that's what's going on.
You can't gloss over the community notes.
He can't.
That's it.
It's it.
That that's the truth, Cam.
It's the solution on Twitter.
It's the solution to this thing that we're trying to figure out.
How do we know what's true and what's not true?
You get a consensus.
There's enough people that actually can read scientific papers.
There's enough people that know the field that's being discussed, or you're gonna get out of the hundreds of millions of people on X, you're gonna get an expert who's gonna say, This is why this is incorrect, and this is how you're supposed to read it, and then everybody goes, Oh, okay, this is wrong.
Well, now you know.
And if you can just do a little research and go through that paper or go through that thread, you'll you'll if you're an objective person, you probably get a good sense of who's right and who's wrong.
All right.
That's now the community notes are a good thing, guys.
Absolutely they are.
They help a lot with the fact checking.
What else do you want me to?
Oh, I got a clip here from from the Chris Floyd.
Guys, donate your clip uh get your clips in.
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