#715 Just James Comey casually calling for my dad to be murdered. (preview)
TODAY: Newsmax pundit Greg Kelley is viciously assaulted by the wet pain on a light post while just chillin'. The light pole was probably an honor student too!! ALSO: The right wing continues their project of operformative hysteria by pretending "86" means to rip... tear... kill... We check out responses from the alpha males and your facebook grandma who just learned the term from Terrence K Williams and is now afraid for her life. FINALLY: Trump goes NUCLEAR on pop stars Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen calling them NAMES. Aspiring twitter influencers take up the fight as well, performing vicious, Grok-generated roasts of the musicians for their podcast audiences. Music: Slow Mass - Hell is Earth SOPHIE - Ponyboy
Alright, our last topic of the night, once again, yeah, rising income inequality, you know, increasingly more extreme weather phenomenon, nuclear annihilation potentially because of certain countries' desire for more and more land.
You might have thought those were important, but no, it's James Comey taking photos of rocks on the beach and also Trump's beef with certain musical celebrities, like Taylor Swift, for example.
Has Donald Trump truthed out on his social media platform?
Has anyone noticed that, comma, since I said, quote, I hate Taylor Swift!
End quote.
She's no longer hot!
When I saw this, I thought this was like a joke.
I thought this was not real.
Yeah.
And turns out it is.
And it's true.
I mean, I hope he realizes that his words have power.
What does he mean?
Has anyone noticed that since I said I hate Taylor Swift, there's no more young women at Mar-a-Lago anymore?
To play her music for me?
What would be on your radar as to what's hot or not?
What does that even mean?
People have stopped telling you about her?
I mean, yeah.
I wouldn't bring her up to you either.
There's probably other things I'd bring up to you right away.
Is he like...
Thank you.
That's what it is.
He heard about how she backlogged all factories, and independent presses were put on pause and really affected the market, and he's pretty upset about that.
Sorry, no.
Taylor Swift, she is no longer hot.
That's correct, but it's because her actual arch-nemesis, Kanye West, is so hot right now.
Is so hot.
People saw how good Kanye is doing with his whole thing, his stuff, and they were like, dang, maybe he was right about Tay-Tay.
Yeah, everyone knows that Taylor is to Kanye as Drake is to Kendrick.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's just embarrassing to be seen listening to her now because You know, Kanye's putting out so much heat, so much hot fire.
Another celebrity Donald Trump has a problem with is Bruce Springsteen.
I had to look up what Bruce Springsteen, like how he made Trump mad this time.
And he's on tour in Europe right now and he gave a statement on stage.
In my home, the America that I love, the America I've written about, That has been a beacon of hope and liberty for 250 years is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous administration.
He continued before asking fans to, quote, raise your voices against authoritarianism and let freedom ring.
Later in the evening, Springsteen offered a withering takedown of what he's seen happen.
I'm reading from NBC.
He's seen happening in the U.S. under Trump.
Quote, they are persecuting people for using the right to free speech and voicing their dissent.
I mean, I guess that's a good nod towards Palestinian activists.
I don't know if Bruce Springsteen has said the word Palestine.
I'll give him, I guess, the benefit of the doubt.
Hopefully he has.
In remarks that were later posted on his website and YouTube channel, he continued, they're rolling back historic civil rights legislation that led to a more just and plural society.
They're abandoning our great allies and siding with dictators against liberals.
Yeah, I mean, all correct.
I generally like Bruce Springsteen.
I don't like that he has a podcast with Obama.
I think that's pretty fucking corny.
But in general, I think he's pretty good as far as American liberals are concerned politically.
And yeah, Trump did not appreciate this.
He truthed out...
Never liked him.
Never liked his music or his radical left politics.
And importantly, he's not a talented guy.
Just a pushy, obnoxious jerk who fervently supported crooked Joe Biden, a mentally incompetent fool, and our worst ever president who came close to destroying our country.
If I wasn't elected, it would have been gone by now.
Sleepy Joe didn't have a clue as to what he was doing, but Springsteen is, quote, dumb as a rock.
See, this is how Greg Kelly is trying to tweet.
This is like putting the quotes around stuff, capitalizing certain words, but there's a logic to when Trump does it.
And I think Greg Kelly is either...
Or he's just insane.
But I do think he's trying to replicate the Trump magic here.
And couldn't see what was going on, or could he?
Which is even worse!
Exclamation point, end parentheses, question mark.
This dried out, quote, prune of a rocker.
He puts prune in there so you know that he doesn't think he's actually a prune.
It's a dig.
It's kind of like a metaphor.
Yeah.
This dried out prune of a rocker, parentheses, his skin is all atrophied.
