#699 Measles are good for the body... for the people
TODAY: We touch base with Tony's dumpster fucker friend and I think we also touched on goth fashion and doorman etiquette . PLUS: We check out a Measles Death Cult in Texas made up of mennonite anti-vaxxers who allowed their daughter to die of the preventable illness. We consider the parents' claim that "there's too much negativity and stuff" and muse about how to get americans to take their shots. FINALLY: ICE kidnaps MAGA man's immigrant wife and he says "thank you, sir!" and the comment section wonders why this guy was so stupid as to think he's allowed to live with his wife in the first place Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month Music: Caribou - Melody Day Lo Fidelity Allstars - Battleflag
Yeah, my dumb ass left my glasses in a golf cart yesterday.
But I was golfing, so who cares?
Can't complain.
But you lost him?
I got him back.
Yeah, I just had to call him.
I went back to get him this morning.
Last night I had to be the cool guy with sunglasses at work again.
Which is funny.
You just tell him, no, I'm a door guy.
This is normal for us.
Yeah, exactly.
I actually did get some compliments, which I didn't really expect.
Compliments on your glasses?
On the sunglasses, yeah.
Because we're all sarcastic.
They were all mocking you.
I know, I know.
One guy was like, he's like a kind of regular, but he's not quite guaranteed to get in for sure.
It's not that regular.
Like, if he's there, it's fine, but he can't, like, bring somebody with him kind of thing, you know?
Okay. And he was like, he's like, hey, am I good tonight?
And I was like, and I didn't get a chance to say anything.
He was all, oh, Sonny's at the door, huh?
And I was like, well, not anymore.
He's like, no, no, no, no, no.
It's fire.
I'm like, my save, dude.
Yeah, that's right.
What else do you like about me?
Yeah. Yeah.
Better compliment me.
So why wouldn't you let somebody in?
Because it's too full or because they're just dorky?
It's too full.
My favorite thing to do is the other guys, the other two door guys are very typical door guys.
A group of super LA girls will come in and they'll be like, oh, is there a line?
And the other guys will be like, they're about to be like, whoa, how many you got?
I'm like, yep, there's a line.
There's a line.
It's over there.
And they'll be like, but we're all hot.
And I'm like, yeah.
There's hot people in line.
There's hot people inside.
You're talking to hot people.
We're better than you.
It's just so funny when they actually say it out loud.
I'm like, you're not supposed to say it, bud.
You're not supposed to say it.
They know they're losing.
They're pulling out all the stops.
Yeah. I remember what I was...
Oh, yeah.
I actually...
See, whoever saved your glasses for you, they did that because I did a favor.
I did a glasses-related favor on my route yesterday.
Oh, nice.
I'm happy I was able to benefit from that.
Thank you.
Yeah, they paid it forward.
Fucking my loader killed me yesterday, man.
Oh, no.
I have these new...
They like...
I switched around my route a little bit instead of giving me four residential streets to deliver on top of my route.
They just added a couple blocks right next to me that is mostly business to my route, which seems like it's working fine.
Except the park points suck because it's on a major street and there's just...
Literally no parking on some blocks or really bad parking on...
When I say bad, I mean not available, taken.
And there's a light rail streetcar, so I can't just block the whole street.
It's too much traffic.
Yeah, it has tracks.
You're going to lose that one.
I don't want like three different union transportation workers getting out to beat my ass after I make them wait for like 20 minutes while I deliver a medical suite, medical building.
So I found a package for one of those apartments that was put on the wrong shelf.
I couldn't find it when I was in the right park point.
So I had to drive back to the...
Like where I have to park for that isn't even convenient because it's...
around like a densely business areas anyway so it's like I have to fight just to get there and then I have to walk off two blocks to get so I had to double back and do that again and then I found a fucking business package misloaded in my car that was for the next car over for like an optometrist place on the other side of Capitol Hill And it was like 4.15 p.m.
And I was just like, fuck, man.
That sucks.
It takes like 15 minutes just to get over there, 15 minutes to get back.
I still got to do some of my pickups.
So I called them.
I was like, because I can't lie about it.
Because they kind of know where all the packages are now, even if they get misloaded.
There's a good chance they'll know that it's on your car.
And if you pretend like you didn't find it, that's a big no-no.
Instant termination.
Is it really?
I think they can.
They call it smoking a package.
I think you can get...
Oh, because it's almost like theft, huh?
It's like dishonesty.
Yeah. You're like pretending.
You're like lying by saying you didn't find it on your truck or whatever.
You have to like report it.
And then they might tell you you don't have to deliver it or whatever.
But I knew they were going to have me deliver it.
And so I called the place and they were open.
And I was like, fuck.
I was like, alright, I got a package.
I'll bring it to you.
And he was like, oh, thank you so much.
So that's the sort of karmic origin of you getting your glasses back, I think.
That makes sense.
It was funny because I was kind of...
It's the thing where it kind of wasn't my fault and I was kind of annoyed by it.
I was getting my stuff off my cart.
I was getting everything out of there.
And I usually do another double check, right?
But the cart attendant grabbed my cart and handed him my water bottle.
He acted like that was it.
So everything must be off of this.
Yeah, this is a professional.
I can trust his judgment.
He does this all day.
Why would I second guess him?
He doesn't come to my business and tell me who to let in.
Exactly, yeah.
So I didn't want to do that.
And of course, I'm a fucking idiot who has three pairs of sunglasses in my car, but not one pair of regular glasses as backup.
Just SoCal boy, man.
I thought I took care of that.
Chill goes wrong.
Yeah. Sorry, guys.
My future is so bright.
Yeah. They're like, actually, your sunglasses are pretty lightly tinted.
You might want to believe in yourself a little more.
The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone ray.
Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist for you today.
So stay tuned.
We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
But stay tuned, guys.
We'll show you exactly what it looks like when people go to the desert.
All their environmental stuff.
Stay tuned.
Alright, I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
My frickin' wife getting Immigration's Custom Enforcement all pissed off for no reason is responsible.
And we're documenting it.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to the show.
Hey, hey, you heard about my wife?
Take my wife, please.
Got that just a little bit later.
Welcome to the show, everybody.
Thank you for tuning in.
Tony, I wanted to start off.
The people are clamoring for an update on the dumpster fucker.
Oh, man.
Dumpster fucker.
Dumpster fucker.
Dumpster fucker turned out pretty sad.
Okay, let's put a pin in this right here.
Is it too sad for the show?
No, because it's okay.
You don't really feel bad for the guy because he's kind of a piece.
I don't remember what episode the dumpster fucker was on, but maybe it was behind the paywall or something, or maybe people forgot.
Brief recap of the dumpster fucker, and then let's see what he's up to now.
So the door guy across the street, we're going to call him a gamer body type.
This is like your Shelbyville door guy.
Yeah, yeah.
South Park gamer build style guy.
Got caught.
Getting illicit with somebody behind the dumpster at the bar he works at.
Didn't get fired.
Didn't get fired from it.
And then also, is telling people this is what happened?
No, telling people this didn't happen.
Okay. The thing about it is, dude, this is actually the coolest thing you've ever done.
No one's gonna believe.
He's always talking about chicks anyways, and you're like, okay, buddy, cool.
He went on a rant about how fake tits suck.
And I'm like, alright, brother.
You can just tell the way that they kind of bounce on the rolled up brown paper bags and the sound they make when they hit the corrugated metal siding of wherever you happen to be fucking.
Yeah, exactly.
It's different, you know?
So he got suspended.
And I don't think he would have gotten fired.
I just hate seeing those sweeping some coffee grounds off of her chest and seeing those scars.
Yeah, yeah.
I need that real deal ripple.
I don't need him to be sitting still while I'm knocking a brown banana peel off of him.
Sorry, go ahead.
I don't think he would have gotten fired, but he did this stupid move where he decided to just hang out in front of our bar across the street every night.
Like, every night.
And I was like, dude, you got to start either going in and hanging out, buying a drink maybe, socializing.
You got to at least stop wearing the same thing you were when your security got over there.
You got to stop doing that.
And he was like, I don't have any other clothes.
I was like, oh, brother, you got to just go buy a $5 shirt, please.
Anyways, I think he just hung out too hard and he ended up getting fired because he was just like, I think he was just being too weird and like...
Loitering, you know?
Uh-huh.
So he got fired.
He was lingering.
He was lingering off the clock.
This is why we tell you not to work off the clock.
Not only are you giving the company free money and setting a bad example for other workers, you're also just creeping people out.
Yeah, and like we, you know, I don't wear like a door guy fit, which is, you know, like an all black fit plate carrier, maybe, you know, type thing, which is what he would wear.
But he would come over in his all black fit, you know, black cargo pants, black boots.
And people would think he's working there.
And he gives off a vibe that you don't really want to give off.
And we try really hard not to give off a bad vibe.
But he was given the bad vibe.
And I finally had to be like, hey, dude, if you come back, you have to be wearing different clothes and you have to go inside.
You can't come back anymore if you don't do that.
So I don't know what he's doing now.
So you basically said, hey, we can't be friends.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Because I think he kind of wasn't on the impression we were friends.
I just was kind of obligated to be friendly.
I hope he's doing well.
I hope he's gaming his ass off.
Maybe got a new job.
Who knows?
So here's where I have to make a confession.
He might have looked like he was just hanging out.
I actually hired him from that crowdfunding security patrol app to go and like...
Double check that your bar was extra safe.
I thought I was doing you guys a favor.
You were protecting me.
But apparently unwelcome.
Yeah, you were protecting me.
I appreciate that.
No, he was there when the...
When the other door guy got sucker punched that day, he was there just kind of like standing in the background.
Was he like, here are you?
You can use my plate carrier.
Put it over your face.
Yeah, here you go.
Yeah, exactly.
Protect your face with this.
But yeah, so I don't know what he's doing.
But yeah, it ended up just kind of like being a sad, pitiful burnout.
And it's funny that he's...
At last I heard, he's still denying it.
I'm like, dude, you got to embrace that you're the dumpster fucker.
You said they have it on camera, right?
They have it on video, yeah.
Of course I didn't get to see it.
I'm not trying to see it.
That's not really right.
And it's funny because it's still kind of vague on what was happening.
We were told it was...
I can't imagine what the fucking would look like.
I imagine it was just some sort of illicit thing.
It probably didn't look like anything and then somebody was like, hey, is that...
Pile of rags moving?
What's going on over there?
But the other guys who made out with her, they still work there.
Okay, okay.
Well, see, that's smart.
You don't need to fuck.
You don't need to go all the way at work.
Just do a little kiss.
A little kissing is fine.
So remember how I was like, I don't think this guy's ever had sex or will ever.
I was being awful.
Dude has two kids in Kansas.
That was for two kids in a different state.
And he was like, yeah, and their mom won't let me talk to him.
I'm like, well, you live here.
Are you trying to be there?
I tried to FaceTime him.
I'm like, dude, that doesn't mean anything.
You should probably go to Kansas.
I sent her a Starlink starting package.
It'd be free for them, essentially.
Part of his infrastructure plan.
But she won't set it up.
I told her to give the kids my gamer tag.
They don't ever want to play.
When you showed me a photo of him, there's a guy on my route.
I forgot to show you a photo of him.
Yeah, there's a guy on my route who reminds me of that.
But this guy is far less pathetic, I think.
Actually very endearing.
But, you know, he's a big goth dude who, like, has a goth name.
Hell yeah.
I'm not going to say it because that would be wrong of me, but I've delivered to him and he's got a fucking name.
We'll say his name is Carcass.
We talk about it.
You have to have an actual name.
You can't be posting goth or receiving packages as a goth with a name like Garrett or whatever.
No, it doesn't work.
He was wearing giant fucking JNCOs.
And I was delivering something big to him.
It was like a TV, but heavier.
I can't remember what it was, but it needed both of us.
I wasn't going to take it up the two flights of stairs.
He didn't just put it in his pocket?
He didn't just put it in his back pocket.
No. And so, but his pants were falling down the whole time.
He was like, ah, god damn.
But he had like a wallet chain and he had like the flames.
It was way down, yeah.
And like a button up.
You know, a bowling shirt, but it had like a different, you know, like Nightmare Before Christmas style all over Prince type thing on it.
And he was like, God, my pants keep falling down.
And I was like, well, that's the price of fashion.
Yep. Yep.
And he goes, oh, these aren't fashionable.
And I'm like, hmm.
Sure. Sorry, but I think you paid more than $50 for that.
Yeah. For those at least.
So, you know, sorry.
I was making a joke at first.
But I guess now I'm going to have to say that you are definitely wearing these for fashion.
Yeah. So you push back against it.
That doesn't work.
I think you can be here just to close it out.
I think you can still be a goth and have suspenders on.
I don't think people are going to confuse you for like a skinhead.
Or a hipster, right?
Nobody's going to look at you in your JNCOs and Jack Skellington shirt as either an oi punker or a Mumford& Sons hipster guy.
Yeah, like an armor claw ring will do a lot of heavy lifting to divert from that theory.
I was listening to that interview with the lead singer of Earth Crisis and they were asking him about his old fashion.
He's like, just so you know, I never owned JNCOs.
I never once owned a pair of JNCOs.
I was like, alright brother, cool.
I like how he felt like he had to push back.
There's been a lot of JNCO talk around my name, and I never wore JNCOs.
Which is funny, because there's never been a better time to admit you did wear JNCOs.
As a straight-edge metalcore guy in the 90s, well, they were actually OS.
They weren't JNCOs.
What other fucking novelty baggy pants brand were you wearing if they weren't JNCOs?
That was wild.
Yeah, when I was like 16. And, like, looking at old, you know, hardcore shows and, like, strife shows and shit like that, I was like, wait, what?
And, like, Josh Hyland, singer of Death Star, owner of Not Pop, would post photos of himself from the 90s.
Proud Tesla tattoo haver.
Oh, my God, dude, I fucking forgot about that.
Well, he's an early adopter.
He got it.
Yeah, yeah.
He got that before Elon went crazy.
Gotta get a second tattoo under it.
Yeah. I got this tattoo before Elon went crazy.
But he was wearing like JNCOs and a Shmedium shirt and like a Shea hat, huh?
Yeah, big fat X's on his hands.
I think probably like a wife beater, like a skin tight A shirt with the JNCOs.
And I was just like, this is what you guys fucking dress like?
This is insane, man.
Imagine what it would have been like to be like 1998 and you show up to a hardcore show and you're wearing side out pants.
Because your parents wouldn't get you JNCO, so you had to get Mervyn's side-outs.
They have the little off-brand bad boy graphic down the side.
They're like, this motherfucker's wearing side-outs!
Is that a Tech Deck logo?
What is that?
It's a little fake Lego.
It's not even a real Lego.
Okay, well, okay, there's the saga of dumpster fucker.
I assume you'll keep us apprised of any developments.
I hope I never have updates.
I hope I never have to see this guy again.
Any mass shootings that may take place, we'll be eager to hear about them, Tony.
Yeah, yeah.
He's on the list of people I'm worried about coming by and shooting the bar because he's mad at us.
Yeah. I think airing it out on a podcast is probably the best way to handle it.
I think so.
I shouldn't have used his real name.
I shouldn't have said dumpster fucker.
That's his real name now, so I shouldn't have said that.
Okay, so I wanted to shift gears here, but not too much because I think this is another sort of topic that is going to hit Tony close to home.
Did you hear about those parents that killed their kid with the measles, Tony?
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, you have a kid, so I'd like to look at the story through your eyes, how bad it must seem to let your child die of a preventable disease because you are inundated with, in this case, religious anti-vax policy or ideology.
Every time these things come up, I get really worried that maybe my kid's vaccinations aren't working because she's not autistic.
Right. So I'm like, maybe they didn't take.
Maybe she can die from measles any day now.
I don't know how to feel.
Right. Do we need to get another shot?
Because she's not sharing nine gag memes or Reddit stonks posts.
Yeah. So I don't know.
I'm worried they're not actually working.
So I'm just going to keep her inside and not let her go outside anymore.
She hasn't talked positively about Hitler at all.
Yeah, it's weird.
She has zero desire to read or even own Weinkamp.
I'm like, please, I want you to have interest, babe.
Now that I think about it, I haven't heard her say, I am a literal Nazi in several years.
Yeah, yeah.
And I just need some signs.
I need some signs that maybe these vaccines are working.
Yeah, this is pretty bad.
I mean, even if you don't have a kid...
This seems pretty sad.
Pretty fucking wild.
These people are Mennonites, Tony.
Did you know this?
Did you know that that is their specific brand of anti-vax skepticism?
I've heard that about the Mennonites.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I just didn't know that this news story was related to the Mennonites is what I'm saying.
No, I didn't know that.
I just kind of assumed it was another Christian nationalist freakish sect of people of which, unfortunately, this country is full.
You know, like J.D. Vance's family who wouldn't let their fucking adopted daughter get the vaccine.
Yeah, I mean, it's funny because I feel like the Mennonites haven't had a body count in a while, so...
Well, I don't think we normally get to see the body count.
I think they bury them under a hay bale or something like that.
Yeah. They become part of the compost.
They definitely don't let the UN fridge trucks anywhere near their properties.
I can't imagine how many Mennonites died of...
I'm not trying to make light of that.
But for real.
Yeah. I imagine it was a big problem.
Yeah, yeah.
So... This family is like, I don't know, man, willing to be on the record and do interviews about how they're glad their daughter didn't get the vaccine and died and are still encouraging other people not to get the vaccine.
Let me share this video clip.
This is kind of one of the clips that people are pulling quotes from.
They're so...
They're so Amish, or whatever you call it.
They're so Mennonite that they have to have a translator.
Oh, they have that wild speak.
I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, they're Pennsylvania Dutch, bro.
And so...
It's wild.
It's a whole different type of white person.
And our white heads in the audience, you're going to love this.
This is a whole new type of white guy that you've probably, I don't know, I haven't experienced this type.
Again, we're from a very cool place that makes this sort of stuff illegal.
It's illegal to be this dorky.
But maybe some other people out there are familiar with this genus of white.
But I do want our white listeners out there to really pay attention because we talk a lot about how white culture is fabricated and not real.
But it is real.
And if you're going to do white culture, this is what you should be doing.
You should be speaking.
Please, you don't have to do AAVE.
You don't have to take my language.
You can use this language.
It's yours.
I won't fight you on it.
I love adopting a language that has like seven consonants next to each other.
That's definitely how the viral memes of human language are transferred from one or another.
It's only by rejecting the entirety of the modern world that you can get people to be like this.
I mean, obviously.
And I say do it.
And it would say in the soul, it would say that it's not so bad.
There's a doctor with a hometown.
Thank you.
She says they would still say don't do the shots.
There's doctors that can help with measles.
They're not as bad as they're making it out to be.
And also the measles are good for the body.
Okay, so what we're looking at, it looks like about, I don't know, 25 guys.
25 white guys at my IE high school wearing like a KTM mesh trucker hat forward saying measles are actually good for the body.
It's so funny because I think what he's getting at is, yeah, a little bit of measles is good for the body.
Like maybe, you know, a tiny bit.
Yeah, a tiny concentrated dose designed specifically to trigger an autoimmune response.
Who the fuck?
People Because the measles are Getting the Getting the What is it?
Oh, don't look for her for the Okay Yeah And send them And send them He couldn't think of the word infection.
And he thinks he knows better than doctors.
Well, I think we got bad doctors because actual good doctors, measles is like nothing to them.
They can get rid of that shit like that.
Never mind the, what, mountains of historical evidence that measles fucking maimed children at an incredible rate back before we developed and proliferated a vaccine for it.
They're like, actually the whole thing is that we kind of can't treat it well and that's kind of where we don't want you to get it.
Got that little backwards?
Yeah, it's bad.
It looks like I'm watching the little brother of one of my bro friends try to explain why he killed his kid because he left her in the bathtub or whatever.
This is fucking gnarly.
Mind you, they are saying these things.
Measles aren't that bad.
A little bit of measles is good for the body after their child died from measles.
Don't forget, this is not a pre-interview before the kid died.
The kid is dead.
Measles were not good for the kid's body.
And it was a big deal.
Yeah, so these are people in Texas.
But, you know, Texas has a Mennonite community.
And they say some incredible stuff.
Yeah, they get infection out.
Do you mind this?
Immune system.
They're trying to say that the measles actually helps build the immune system in the long run if they get the measles now.
So that's like the one Mennonite woman who is allowed to go to college, right?
The one who's translating for them?
I'm assuming so, yeah.
She's like, listen, I know what you're trying to say and I'm going to give you the most charitable interpretation and actually describe...
How the human body works for you.
Because all you know is like the one sentence lesson you got in Sunday school, which was doctors or the devil.
Yeah. They're like, we did everything we could.
We did cover the kid in chicken skins and light several candles.
But, you know, I know Drake isn't popular anymore, but he had a point when he said God's plan.
Oh, okay.
That's when Drake had a point.
I was wondering where you were going with God's plan.
Yeah. Listen, it's God's plan.
Every minor will one day be of age.
That's just God's plan.
As long as they don't get measles, they will probably grow up to be of age.
Drake hitting up Millie Bobby Brown 10 years ago going, measles party?
You got that you got that meals vaccine, right?
really crave money in the long run.
In the long run, they crave nothing so much.
Like, they crave nothing so much.
Yeah, they crave nothing so much.
So in the long run, your daughter is going to come back to life somehow.
Wow. I mean, I think they got it, though, because the cool thing is, like, now your kid's in heaven, so you don't even have to worry about everything, because the whole point is to get your kid to heaven, so if you can get him there faster.
That's a cheat code.
A cheat code to absolution.
Yeah, totally.
She's fucking, she's churning butter in heaven, bro.
This is, yeah, pretty, pretty bad.
And they do say that effectively.
In the long run, he says they wouldn't get cancer as easily.
I'm sorry, if you're like a Mennonite and you're rejecting technology and this shit, first of all, why do you have zippers on your clothing?
Second of all, like, why are you talking to a camera?
Why are you talking to the devil media?
Like, I would respect this so much if you're like, no, the reason we killed our daughter is because we're so crazy, we absolutely reject everything in the modern world.
Also, we're going to give a 15-minute exclusive interview to chd.tv.
What the fuck are you talking about?
This is gnarly.
Like it fights off a lot of stuff, the immunity that they get from the measles.
Cancer doesn't care about you.
No, we don't believe what it was.
We're in the world, but we're in the world.
We're in the world.
We're in the world.
I'll translate this.
I just got a super sick intake manifold for my Subaru WRX.
In honor of my dead daughter.
Every time you hear it chirp, it's her angel's wings flapping.
The Alarm actually does play Toto's Africa.
It was her favorite song.
Isn't that funny?
We can only sing it for, but we would sing it for all the time.
It started off as a joke, but when I heard the Weezer cover, I was like, wait, this is actually a really good song?
What? And for them, they heard someone singing the Weezer version of it.
That's, like, the worst thing.
I don't know.
Weezer's done so many bad things, but that's, like, probably the most desperate and ugly thing they've ever done, I think.
Yeah, it was bad.
Sorry, I mean, you know, they did some great albums.
Like, I'm not saying...
You know, it's like the Strokes.
Like, I'm never going to defend those guys, but is this it?
What an album.
Listen, I only want hits about grooming.
I don't want anything about...
I don't want to hear a cover of an obnoxious song.
Stick to what you know.
Japanese racism, not African racism, bro.
You're swerving out of your lane.
They think that it's not as bad as the media is making it out to be.
Yeah, it's not like she's in hell.
She died, but she went to heaven because she didn't have the mark of the beast.
That's the lesson.
Easy. How are they making it seem worse than it is by saying that your kid's dead?
Can it get worse?
Well, I think if I was going to be a charitable Amish or Mennonite translator...
I would say, statistically, it's not as bad as the media is making it out to be.
There you go, yeah.
Because the media likes to report when kids die.
And they don't report all the kids that survived.
Why don't we get a news story about every kid who survived the measles haunt?
Because that doesn't fit their agenda of preventing kids from dying, you dumbass.
It's like, yes, if you want to be a sociopathic freak about this and say, Well, in the grand scheme, in the long run, 10,000 deaths isn't that many.
Or however many would actually occur under a measles outbreak because of a lack of vaccination.
You can always go that route.
Not many people are going to, I don't know, identify or join up with that.
It seems like it's a better idea to just get the fucking vaccine.
Yeah, absolutely.
And it was her time on Earth.
They believe that she's better off where she is now versus all the negativity and all the stuff going on.
Yeah, all the negativity and all the stuff.
At least she doesn't have to deal with the stuff anymore, by which I mean my social media feed that is making me insane.
Again, this guy's wearing a trucker cap and a...
North Face jacket or whatever.
They're definitely also learning all this shit from their social media feeds, not just from their Mennonite preacher.
Yeah, no, absolutely.
But I do like that they're like, listen, you want us to have an alive kid in this economy?
Do you ever see the hell earth that we're on?
Yeah, that's it for the video.
I do have some...
Responses here because even RFK is talking about how, hey, for the measles, we should vaccinate.
You should get a vaccine.
Imagine that.
Wow. Imagine that when I'm in charge, when it's my reputation on the line, I'm actually going to side with the overwhelming medical consensus.
Funny how that works.
I mean, in his defense, he only doesn't like vaccines for modern diseases.
But it's something ancient, something that's been around forever, like measles.
If we needed a plague vaccine, if maybe there was some disease that was wiping out mass amounts of people, like a plague, then of course you'd do it.
But that's ancient diseases.
That's also his defense of gay conversion therapy.
He's like, well, actually, being gay has been around for time immemorium.
There's always been gay people.
There's always been trans people.
And science has always desired a way to stop that, to prevent that from happening.
And it's via electricity.
We shock you.
And this is a tried and true method.
Yeah, we discovered electricity, not for light bulbs, but for conversion therapy.
That's why, yeah, that's why it sucks so much that Tesla had all his work stolen from him.
He actually had the coolest way to convert gay people to straight.
It's true.
He had this giant cage they had to stand in.
Ben Franklin was actually gay before the whole key on the kite thing.
He was gay and then you discover electricity and then all of a sudden he wasn't...
He's not gay no more.
Right. It's like Isaac Asimov and the apple falling on...
Isaac Asimov.
Sir Isaac Newton and the apple falling on his head.
Yeah. He got struck with heterosexuality flying his cut.
He got struck and he was like, women, women, women, women, women.
That's when he became a freak.
People know how much of a sex freak Benjamin Franklin was.
It wasn't until that particular experiment.
That's when he started getting all the hoes in France.
Stuff like that.
Exactly. That's him, right?
Or is it Thomas Jefferson?
Thomas Jefferson is the one who raped his slaves.
Benjamin Franklin was the playboy.
The French hoes, yeah.
Yeah, all thanks to a little gay conversion therapy.
Exactly. We now know.
Yeah, so these are from an article on Fox News about recommending the vaccine to people.
And I just have a few replies here.
Bigfoot AK says, Sorry, we don't trust vaccine companies anymore!
CDC might as well join WHO for creditably.
For creditably.
That's right.
That's zero creditably, in my opinion.
And like, I love it.
It's like anymore.
Okay, yeah.
So not anymore.
This isn't a new measles vaccine.
This is not a new one.
I don't know.
Don't say that.
Because it might be the newest generation.
Because it's a virus.
It mutates and whatever.
But it's based on the same whatever.
It's similar.
And we just follow it throughout the different iterations of it or whatever.
Like one of those guys when he was trying to talk shit to me.
One of those Nazi guys on Twitter.
He was like...
Yeah, what booster are you?
Or like what...
What strain of the virus are you on now, huh?
And it's like, why are you asking me?
Go to your doctor.
Go talk to a fucking professional about this.
For the love of God, go to your doctor.
I don't know that.
I pay somebody else to know that.
Yeah, someone who went to school for a long time.
And it's very funny.
We don't trust vaccine companies.
Yeah, neither do I. That's why I like having a strong centralized agency that is hopefully publicly directed and democratically controlled who can make them do the right thing despite the profit motives.
The rights answer to any of this stuff is we just need a different billionaire to do the vaccines.
Well, that's the funny thing.
If you're tired of your cell phone company and you don't trust them anymore, you get a new cell phone company.
Are you going to find a new alternative to find the old vaccines or something like that?
Because they're making it seem like they lost trust over the COVID vaccine and being forced, held at gunpoint to get it.
And it's like, well, is your alternative a crystal?
Because that's not the same thing.
I prefer the liquid form of crystal, bleach.
Bleach, yes, yes.
A teaspoon of bleach a day.
Don't do that.
Do not do that.
Well, don't do it without mixing with a little bit of piss.
Gotta have a little bit of urine.
Gotta cut it with some piss.
But make sure it's piss that you've already been drinking your piss for like a week or else it doesn't work.
Yeah, yeah.
You have to cycle the piss.
You have to flush the piss through your system for a full week.
Yeah, exactly.
That's how it gets to its purest form.
Yeah, sorry.
We don't trust vaccine companies anymore.
We need other vaccine companies now.
We need boutique.
We need like a Patriot vaccine, like a MAGA Patriot, like a.38 caliber vaccine company.
Get our shot in your arm.
Honestly, the CDC should have done that.
They should have made it where it's like, oh, look, these are vaccines that aren't for pussies.
And it's like...
It's in a shell.
Yeah. It's in a bullet.
And they're like, oh good, you're shot.
Because you have to turn your spoon into an airplane to get these people to eat.
Well, they sell.
I don't know if you've seen these.
One thing that's real common, apparently, because I've gotten ads for them on Facebook, despite not being involved in not following a lot of gun pages or anything like that.
They sell miniature guns, like gun figurines that people display or whatever.
Yeah, so you just make syringes that look like a miniature whatever, a Kalashnikov or whatever.
You ask them, hey, what's your favorite rifle?
Maybe make it a rifle that's illegal in some states.
That's going to be real enticing, make a mini version of that.
What's your favorite semi-automatic pistol?
And then you even get excited.
You ready to get shot?
And they get all excited.
Are you ready to take one for your country?
Yeah. And then you whisper into their ear, this is actually pretty risky.
You are putting your life on the line by taking the shot for your country, and we appreciate you.
The CDC should have come up with some acronym to where it makes it sound like it is a vaccination for woke.
You want to make sure your kids don't get woke?
Get them this vaccine.
And it's actually just a cocktail of all of them because that's the only way you're going to get them to do it.
Hey, listen, your kids aren't going to get woke if they take this vaccine.
They should have done like the class war veteran hat, but for COVID.
I'm a COVID war veteran.
I got my shot.
How about you?
You know?
Because wasn't there a point in time where that pockmark on the arm from the vaccine, that was worn like a badge of honor.
Wasn't it like I went to war, I had to get vaccinated because I was going to Korea?
It's definitely you sacrifice some skin for the measles.
Yeah, that's the thing is that the vaccines don't scar you anymore.
That's a really good point.
Yeah, we need vaccines that leave a big mark that you can brag about.
And we need some sort of like, you know, when you give blood, they give you like a coffee mug or something like that.
We should pin like...
Badges of honor, like challenge coin type shit when they get the vaccine.
There's so many ways we could incentivize this.
And you could put Trump on it.
That's cool.
I'm okay with that.
The ThermoGuy26 says, there are groups that do not vaccinate due to religious reasons.
The rest of us need the vaccine.
I was like, oh, okay, this is a cool comment.
One issue with letting in millions of people without any control is that you can't check their vaccination status.
Several diseases defeated in my lifetime have resurged in the last four years.
Hmm, four years.
Wow, that's really convenient.
Hmm, what happened four years ago?
Oh yeah, frickin' Biden led in 700 million unvaccinated immigrants.
That's exactly what it was.
It wasn't a massive anti-vaccination campaign done by all your favorite parasocial guys.
Yeah, it wasn't like literally mostly white people.
It's so funny.
We're talking about this because of a story where a religious couple did not vaccinate their kid and you're blaming it on immigrants.
It was white.
It was white people.
It was the whitest people there are.
Yeah. It's funny.
I like how he says their groups did not get vaccinated due to religious reasons.
The rest of us need the vaccine.
Almost as if they're seriously religious so they will get protected.
Yeah, they'll die if they get the vaccine.
We all need the vaccine.
Also, I love, yeah, it's similar right here, BR549.
People need to thank Biden for allowing his unvaccinated guests in.
Vaccinations are not required for Mexican citizens to live in Mexico, but the government does recommend certain vaccines for all citizens, including the standard childhood vaccinations like measles, mumps, rubella, polio, and diphtheria.
It seems like a fairly innocuous comment.
It's so fascinating because there's so much, to me at least, there's so much going on here.
People need to thank Biden for allowing his unvaccinated guests in.
So, okay.
We're just assuming that Mexico, the people coming over, don't have their shots.
Why are we assuming that?
Because Mexico doesn't force...
Which I now have to pretend is a good thing.
The idea of a government forcing every citizen to get their vaccinations because I have to have a reason to be afraid of the brown unvaccinated people as opposed to my white unvaccinated neighbors who are just really into, you know, multi-level marketing schemes or whatever.
Second of all, he admits that Mexican citizens, they're not required, but they do encourage them.
And it's like, that's the same shit we do over here, man.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah. Yeah, it's like, well, they don't force them.
Maybe they don't have to force them.
Maybe that's part of it, too.
Maybe they haven't been brainwashed by Instagram.
Yeah, I'm not really sure what argument he thinks he's making because he's wrong on both counts.
And also, this is one of the things, too.
It's like, okay, cool.
So if you were to provide a pathway to citizenship that was accessible, that would be something that was checked.
Because when you travel to certain countries, you have to make sure you have certain vaccines.
And so, yeah, that would be something that would be checked.
That would be something that would be updated.
But you're not...
That's not an offer you're giving either.
To do something like check people's vaccination statuses as they enter the country would require so much more infrastructure that facilitates the movement of people rather than the stopping and arresting and detaining of people, which is the only type of infrastructure we like or build in this country other than freeways.
This is not pot.
You will never do this.
Nobody who thinks remotely like you will ever do anything that would actually keep people safe because that's not the goal.
The goal is to rob everybody blind while keeping you afraid of people who are probably just as vaccinated or unvaccinated as your actual neighbors.
Exactly, yeah.
Another reply here.
Measles crosses her border the same way COVID did.
I see.
I thought it was from Mexico.
Turns out it's from China.
Turns out the measles are Chinese-les, actually, Tony.
These are laboratory measles.
I don't know if they're laboratory measles or if they're...
In the Chinese markets, they have this deep sea creature that no white man has ever seen before, but does spread measles if you eat it.
No, the truth is that there's actually, in some of those markets, you can find Mennonite children to eat.
And that's how it broke loose.
Why is it all wrapped up?
I just need the adrenochrome.
Get all the dressing off of it.
What's with all the presentation?
I don't need any bells and whistles.
Just give me that good stuff.
Yeah, no, everybody is just blaming those filthy, unvaccinated immigrants for these measles outbreaks in the face of both a white Mennonite couple who are often at the center of these sorts of outbreaks, the fucking either woo-woo people who love RFK Jr. so much they've decided to kill themselves prematurely, or the religious people who do the same thing.
Who are fairly isolated and probably not coming into contact with any type of migrants.
Also, amid an entire political project-wide push to discredit vaccines and denounce vaccines.
Yeah. It's crazy how actually cynical and opportunistic I think a lot of these people are because it is such cognitive...
It is such a dissonance that I think a lot of these people have to just know what they're doing.
They either know what they're doing or they're like the members of the coalition that are willing to speak up on behalf of these vaccines as opposed to these other vaccines.
Whereas everybody else is in a competition to see who can denounce the most medical things possible.
There's people here who are going to be like, well, actually, it's actually filthy immigrants who don't get their vaccines, and we like all the normal vaccines.
Well, you have to actually post the comment and the response in order to wash your mind of the widest people you've ever seen in your entire life actually being to blame.
So you have to...
You have to post it so you believe it yourself.
Yeah, absolutely.
have to make it real by posting it.
back. Bye.
Okay, let's move on.
This was another sort of, I don't know, similar story about the right wing getting what it wants and suffering for it and losing something or being humiliated or just being fucking squashed by a system that you hoped would only squash other people.
I'm reading here from New York Post.
Wisconsin Trump voter stands by his support of president after ICE detains his Peruvian wife on return trip from honeymoon.
This is something that, yeah, I think a lot of us saw.
This is just, it's just like, for being a political faction that's obsessed with the cuck meme.
And the idea of being emasculated and humiliated, having your wife stolen from you, your daughter's virtue stolen from you, her father, all this stuff.
They love to abase themselves on behalf of this one guy, on behalf of Trump.
They're so locked into the Trump project that all of the other programming is overridden.
Yeah, it's pretty impressive, actually.
Yeah, so I'm going to read here from the New York Post, who had a surprising, I don't know, way of writing about this.
A Wisconsin voter who backed President Trump in November is still sticking by the Republican, even after his Peruvian wife was detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement as part of a federal crackdown on illegal immigration last month.
Bradley Bartell is worried about the well-being of his wife, Sylvia Camilla.
Munoz-Lira locked inside a detention center and is seeking donations after she was nabbed by ICE agents February 15th at Louis Munoz Marine International Airport in San Juan.
The pair were traveling home to Wisconsin Dells from their belated honeymoon in Puerto Rico when she was taken into custody.
Munoz Lira, who overstayed her J-1 visa, is locked up at Richwood Correctional Center in Louisiana.
Thank God.
Get her off the streets.
Normally I'm an abolitionist about this stuff, but some people belong behind bars.
They better check that facility and make sure there's no measles outbreaks.
It was kind of like a slap in the face, Bartell, 40, told the Post, explaining that a week went by before he heard from his wife and learned where she was being held.
Wow, that is like a slap in the face to you, her husband.
How dare they do this to you?
You know what I mean?
It's sickening.
Like, the imprisonment and all that is bad, but it's a lack of respect that's the worst, you know?
Yeah, I mean, I need to know where my property, I mean, my wife is.
Anybody can grab her.
She's not a citizen yet.
She's a hot potato at this point.
Got to keep her in the right house.
Quote, I was in shock and unsure what to do at the time.
It was terrible.
Yeah, man, sounds bad.
Bartell says they now speak every day on the phone for 15 minutes and keep in touch through a messaging system inside the detention center.
But the newlywed is concerned for his wife's mental and physical well-being as she remains behind bars awaiting a court date.
Quote, she's worried because there's a lot of uncertainty in how this is all going down, Bartell continued.
She's calmed down a little now that we have an attorney giving us an idea of how the process is going to go.
Hey, listen.
Lawyers, what?
$100 an hour?
The wife stopping nagging you?
Priceless. Priceless.
Thank you.
Yeah. We got her to calm down a little bit.
Ice did not respond to a request for comment.
That's cool.
It's cool how a government agency just doesn't have to talk to the press.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Yeah, no thanks.
So here's where it describes why she is a, quote, illegal immigrant.
Munoz Lero, 26, secured her temporary visa in 2019 after she was accepted to a work-study program in Wisconsin, but was then unable to return to Peru a year later when the pandemic limited her ability to travel.
She instead chose to continue working in the States and eventually met and married her husband in May 2024.
So this is where I was like...
She's married to him.
She's like a citizen, right?
Yeah, that's how it works.
They even sent in their paperwork ahead of time.
The new bride filed paperwork to obtain legal citizenship shortly after getting married, with U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services confirming that her case was under review, Bartell said, adding they thought it was safe to travel to a U.S. territory with their application pending.
Yeah. Bad assumption to make.
You just hired the ICE president.
You just hired the removing people by force president.
No, it's not safe.
You can't assume that it's safe, bro.
You were assuming that it would get dangerous when you voted for him.
That's why you voted for him.
It's funny because I've been in situations where I've been with white partners who want to do certain things and they're seeing it through a white lens where they're like, no, I can just do this.
And I'm thinking through the lens of where it's like, oh no, they'll look for any excuse to hold me on the ground.
And it's just like the thing where they're just not seeing their white privilege happening.
This is the most extreme version of that.
This guy is like...
No, babe, listen.
I know that it's under review, whatever.
We're going to go to Puerto Rico and he forgets he's going to a place with other brown people bringing his brown wife over there and trying to bring his brown wife back.
And it's like, oh, he's like, no, I do this stuff all the time.
It's like, I'm sure you do.
She's not you, bro.
It'll be chill.
It'll be cool.
Unfortunately, she checks a lot of the boxes of the people that you basically said you hate.
You forgot about that.
He's like, hey, just follow my lead.
And then Ice is immediately like, step over into this room.
He's like, ah, well, I tried.
Babe, I told you, you just got to alpha him.
You just got to make eye contact.
Keep your chin high and make eye contact.
Keep your chest out.
You didn't do that.
They saw your posture.
You were done.
It's just, I don't know.
It's like...
It's funny because I read this story in Newsweek.
I read an article in Newsweek first before reading this one.
And Newsweek sometimes has a more centrist kind of tone to it, a little more grounded in reality than the New York Post.
But even Newsmax, or not Newsmax, Newsweek...
It wasn't saying that they had already filed the paperwork to get her citizenship.
They said she's in the process of getting her citizenship, but they didn't say she had gotten married and then filed the paperwork to actually become a citizen, which is what they say in this New York Post article.
So I thought that was interesting.
And I don't know, that just seems like a...
Why the fuck would I care?
Why would I care if this guy's wife hasn't had the right paperwork yet?
What does that matter to...
It's going to happen.
They're married.
Why would I, as another citizen, need this person detained and locked up or whatever?
How in the world...
Even under the most racist terms...
This is a person who's...
Fucking her way into the country.
It's like a dream of you right-wing freaks to be able to pay off a wife with citizenship or whatever.
And even then, it's not good enough.
Yeah, because when I first saw this, my natural instinct was like, oh, this is like a white guy who found some beautiful immigrant wife.
Who you can pay off a citizenship to get a companion and basically an in-home maid.
But that doesn't even seem to be the case here.
It seems like they met when she was working here.
If anything, she's...
Worst case, worse translation of this, she's hustling.
It's all above board.
It's still not enough.
Right. It seems like they both maybe decided that this was a good fit.
It says how they met here.
Maybe that's in...
He visited her.
He was somewhere where she was working.
And he gave her his number, but she was not interested.
But then she found him later on Facebook.
And they connected over Facebook.
Which is...
So heartwarming and sort of puts a bittersweetness into this story.
While the situation has been tough on his family, Bartell maintains his support for the commander-in-chief while also hoping the immigration process becomes more streamlined and efficient.
Oh, man.
You guys, this is like when I see, well, I'm just, you know, sure, they're making some rough cuts to the government now, but it's in the name of efficiency.
And in the name of making government work better, because that's definitely one thing I know about Elon Musk and Donald Trump, is they ran on making government do things better.
They ran on wanting to improve government and not destroy it, not crush it with a fucking ball-peen hammer.
Yeah, it's like, unfortunately, bro, what they mean by efficient is they literally mean getting rid of the people who were doing that job.
The only jobs they're keeping are the ones who put them into prisons and deport them, not the people who help them get in.
They're going to streamline the immigration process to an El Salvadorian prison.
Yeah. They're going to help facilitate the movement of people to a for-profit private prison.
Yeah. If anything, buddy, you better just hope that you like to live in Peru.
Yeah, I mean, he mentions that he might have to go to fucking Peru.
The concerned husband said he initially thought Trump's administration would only round up and deport immigrants with a criminal history or those who would cross the border illegally.
No, you're all criminals.
You didn't sufficiently, adequately praise Israel or Tesla on the timeline this week.
You're a criminal.
And, like, you forget that you went ahead for the policy that says them being here makes them a criminal.
Right. You know?
Quote, it's gone a little farther than that.
They're just grabbing anyone they can, he argued.
Trump's day one immigration executive order allows federal agents to arrest and remove individuals, any individual lacking legal documentation.
Quote, me, personally, I'm happy to have anyone who wants to come here and have a good life and live responsibly.
But there's a problem with letting gangsters come here, too, Bartell said.
Yeah, because you saw that on libs of TikTok or whatever.
That's why there's a problem.
David Rosas, an immigration attorney representing Munoz, Lira, said he is waiting for the case to be logged into the federal database.
We're hoping to be able to...
Follow Bond any day now, and hopefully she can get out on Bond to where she can fight her removal proceedings while outside of the detention with her family, Rosa said Wednesday.
Oh, so they're just going to tag and release her, huh?
Isn't that what Obama used to do?
I don't think so.
Yeah. No, thank you.
We don't like sports fishing around here.
We want big catches.
The Newsweek article did also have this part, though.
Earlier this month, ICE detained Gen Z Machado, a naturalized U.S. citizen in Northern Virginia.
Quote, they just got out of the car with guns in their hands and say, turn off the car, give me the keys, open the window.
You know, everything was really fast, he told Telemundo 44 and NBC4 Washington.
Machado added, quote, I voted for Trump last election, but because I thought it was going to be the things, you know, like dot, dot, dot, just go against criminals.
Not every Hispanic looking like that.
They will assume that we are all illegals.
Hmm. Wow.
Well, sorry, buddy, but a criminal to them is just brown.
Like, that's all it takes.
That's what a criminal looks like.
So that's what they were doing.
And unfortunately, because your genetics, you look like a criminal to the people you voted for.
Yeah, they only have to use the paperwork excuse for white people.
Yeah, absolutely.
They're still going to arrest the white people or whatever, but they will have probably a more solid legal basis to do so.
They don't need that with you.
It sucks.
It's not cool.
And God bless these people.
These people and the Mennonites for just saying, hey, we're really stupid and we...
Made really bad decisions, and these are the results of those really bad decisions.
Even if you're not, like, renouncing the decision, even if you're not saying I would do it differently or whatever, I think it still helps to have these stories out there.
And, you know, God bless you.
I don't know what it is.
I guess, you know, you do with this guy, with Machado, like, he probably wants some sort of...
Like, semblance of justice in the immigration system or whatever.
And maybe he's learned his lesson.
So, I don't know.
Good for them, I guess.
You know, you got to take what you can out of these stories.
And I think, like, I guess God bless you for being willing to log on and post your most extreme L you've ever done.
But, like, on national news, you know?
Also, imagine being his wife and reading the article where your husband says, I know I voted for the guy who got my wife locked up and taken away from me, but I'd do it again.
Yeah, I don't regret it.
Yeah, I don't regret it.
Yeah, phenomenal.
Between this and JD Vance having practically an inner circle of online racists who want your wife deported for being Indian, who think your wife is a diversity hire wife or whatever, just incredible levels of humiliation and self-degradation and just prostrating yourself before...
Trump in the hopes that, what, you don't have to look at another interracial commercial on TV?
I don't even know what you would be getting out of this to warrant it, to justify this to yourself.
I'd be getting my jobs, man.
I can get my job back.
It's wives like this that are taking my jobs.
Okay, so it's a good thing I didn't read the Newsmax or the Newsweek article, rather, because I did see at the bottom of the Newsweek article that the Newsweek fairness meter was on unfair left-leaning for this article.
Was it too sympathetic to the wife?
It was too sympathetic to the wife.
It was too sympathetic because the Trump voter says, I'm sad that this happened to my wife.
It seems like communist propaganda.
Even though he still endorsed Trump and didn't take anything back, it still seems unfair and left-leaning.
I'm looking at, yeah, the fairness meter.
Newsweek is committed to journalism.
It's factual and fair.
Hold us accountable and submit your rating of this article on the meter.
Oh, that's how it's rated?
By, like, votes?
Yeah. It's by the commentators.
I don't know.
There's one body I trust.
That's the commentariat.
That's the comment section.
That's right.
It goes unfair left-leaning.
Mostly fair left-leaning.
Fair. Mostly fair right-leaning.
Unfair right-leaning.
The dial is all the way past the left.
It's below.
It's like below empty.
Yeah. If this was your car, it sputters out.
Now you have no gas.
You're on E. You're on unfair left-leaning.
Maybe it's so unfair right-leaning that it's spun around all the way and it's hit the little rest.
It's under the rest, not above the rest.
Right. It's so funny.
Newsweek is committed to journalism that's factual and fair.
You get to decide.
You tell us.
You tell us what that is.
You know, people who comment in the Newsweek section.
Well, I'm glad at least they're asking for a source.
They would just say, hey, we're fair.
And I would be like, source?
And they would have nothing.
But now I know.
They do their citations with this online survey.
No, it's good.
I'm happy that we're not alone in our march for the commenters.
We're not the only ones standing with the commenters.
It's us and Newsweek.
I would bet like...
20 bucks, you have to give your email address to vote on the fairness meeting.
Oh, for sure.
You have to put your email address and you have to click the box that says that you want the promotions.
Yeah, you have to give your phone number, too.
You have to receive text messages from Newsweek.
But it's worth it in pursuit of fairness, I think.
That's right.
Here's some comments from Newsweek about the guy who's fine.
I'm totally fine with my wife being deported.
Lee Quill says it hasn't sunk in yet.
The administration he voted for considers his wife a criminal.
Republicans have no interest in fixing immigration despite the fact that so much of America's industry relies on workers willing to do jobs Americans aren't.
Trump's institutional misery is just pandering despite only being the second generation from an immigrant family himself.
Yeah, correct.
Smitty Verbin Man Jensen replies, so breaking the law isn't illegal?
It's again, one of our favorite people, you didn't read the article, she literally was going through, jumping through all the hoops she wanted to jump through.
She was doing it legally.
It was just under review.
Right, but they didn't say, Trump didn't say she was legal yet.
Yeah. So she's not legal.
I just, I want to ask you, Tony, is it legal to break the law?
Is that something?
Because I did hear that Obama swapped the constitutions.
For one that would make crime legal.
That's true.
And I thought that's the one we were operating under.
I thought Trump didn't know yet or something, hadn't swapped him back.
But maybe I'm wrong.
No, unfortunately, it is still legal to break laws, unfortunately.
Dumbest Trade War says, quote, An unjust law is itself a species of violence.
Gandhi. That's right, brother.
Don't forget it.
Absolutely. And now I'm just looking up.
Gandhi, underage, grandniece, naked.
Oh, okay.
I think, was the non-violent movement about the age of consent?
Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was part of it.
I think it was one of those fine print things.
It was like, yeah, we want people fed and also agent consent needs to be abolished.
I'm actually surprised it ended up being so non-violent because emotions really run high around that sort of thing.
It's true.
It's true.
Smitty Verbin Mangensen replies, who decides an unjust law?
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
God is ass.
Who decides an unjust law?
We do.
Yeah, us, actually.
It's unjust.
The guy who voted for the law that got his wife locked up.
That's actually who decides.
Yeah, see, if you voted for...
See, that's why I voted for Trump is so that when they deport my wife, I can actually talk with authority on this.
Yes. You know what I mean?
I know what I'm talking.
I'm speaking from experience, okay?
Like, if I can change my mind about this, that shows you, like, not change my mind about voting for Trump, but if I can, like, see the nuance here, you know I'm a reasonable person.
How much does it suck, too, that just, like, something traumatic happens to your family, and, like, who you voted for became the story?
Like, that sucks so bad.
Like, because who you voted for is part of your identity, so therefore it has to be, your voting for Trump is just as important as her being from Peru.
I can't give up me voting for Trump.
I can't turn my back on having voted for Trump.
Come on.
Yeah, that's why I don't vote.
So I'll never be owned by a lot.
Yeah, exactly.
Can't be dunked on.
Yeah, I'm immune.
Deflated Dorito Dinks.
It sounds familiar.
Have we gotten this guy before?
I don't know.
It sounds similar.
Deflated Dorito Dinks.
Is that like a...
Is that like a flat 3D Dorito?
Right. That's what I was going to say.
The only deflated Dorito I can think of is just a Dorito.
A Dorito.
Yeah. They're not even deflated.
They just haven't been inflated yet.
What's a dink?
Isn't a dink a penis?
I think so.
I think so.
A dink?
I have like a triangle penis.
You know, a dink could also be like a...
Like a doof.
Like an idiot.
Yeah. So, hmm.
All right.
We'll figure it out.
The J-1 is a training visa.
The employer keeps careful track of it since during the visa period they don't have to pay FICA taxes.
Once it expires, they're in the hook for the taxes and the employee has to get a green card or an H-1B visa.
ZR replies, my wife is from Argentina.
I can't tell you how difficult it was for her to leave every six months until we got married.
But we did it legally, and now she is a resident working towards her citizenship.
I stand by President Trump.
Again, it sounds like that's what this guy was trying to do.
Like, it sounds like he was doing the thing.
No, what ZR is saying is she, as a fucking foreign-ass alien freak, Bitch, barely human, is not allowed to be in this country for more than six months.
Yes. Just like my wife, okay?
I love my wife, but she's got to go.
She's got to get out of here.
She's got to go.
That's just the way it is, okay?
She exits.
She crosses the magical boundary.
It recharges, and then it can let her back in.
That's how it fucking works, okay?
Yeah, and how much you want to bet, what type of Argentinian do you think his wife is?
You think it's the kind that can walk through an airport real casually?
Listen, alright?
We're all in the same boat here.
My wife, she got overlooked for paperclip status.
They had enough astronomers.
Yeah, yeah.
Her American dream was diminished once that roster was full.
That's so funny, dude.
These people, man.
Like, no, it's good that my wife had to move every six months because our country is such freaks about this stuff.
And it's also, dude, it seems like that happened a while ago or at least not right now.
So what you want to do, if you had to do that with your wife right now, I don't think it'd be as easy.
You know?
Should have fallen in love sooner.
Should have fallen in love sooner.
Yeah, absolutely.
I just got a couple more here.
Yeah, it's just a lot of people defending this really stupid system.
Somebody was trying to say, well, if you're in the application process, You're allowed to leave and enter the country under a normal situation because they know your status is pending and so it's under review.
They're going through the process with you.
And if you're married, you're likely to be accepted anyway.
So why would we waste fucking resources and, I don't know, just harm people that don't need to be harmed or whatever?
And ABC 123 says, that is incorrect.
Nothing is forgiven until the document is approved.
Try telling ICE or EOIR, who are immigration judges and the BIA, that a visa overstay is not removable, meaning your wife is not removable, because they are, quote, in the process of legalizing their immigration status.
And watch what happens.
And then the comment ends, but I'm assuming he means they'll fucking kill you.
It will strangle you.
If you say, hey, actually, we're going through the process here, and I was under the impression that it would be forgiven if we crossed, you are going to die.
You will be compromised to a permanent end.
Also, it's like, look, what do you think will happen?
Well, your wife gets locked up, dude.
We just saw that.
We just experienced what you're talking about.
Yeah, this was my favorite response in that vein, though.
2-1-2-3-1.
Zero PDQ says, Green card marriages don't ensure immediate citizenship.
Grow up.
Fucking idiots.
Listen, I went to libertarian school, alright, like you should have, and I learned that there's actually a process involved in this thing, okay?
Yeah. All these fucking bandwagoners think they can just hop on the train and tell us how it's done.
See, where she really fucked up was she tried to become an American citizen instead of a citizen of the world.
You know, if she would have had like a nice little laminated piece of cardboard that said citizen of the world, this would all be over.
She'd be home with her husband.
I love this.
Green card marriages don't ensure immediate citizenship.
Grow up.
Grow up.
Maybe in your fantasy land, married people can be together.
Yeah. Okay, maybe in Narnia, your wife can live with you.
This is the real world, bucko.
Listen, I couldn't even keep my wife, and she was born here.
All right?
Shit's tough all over, brother.
Grow up.
Help, Dumbledore.
I don't want stormtroopers selling my wife to an El Salvadorian prison.
Please cast Confundus on the entire American population.
Grow up.
Grow up.
We're sick of it.
Come on.
They're doing the conservative thing of getting married.
A fucking heteronormative marriage.
You guys should be bending backwards to give this couple a house.
What the fuck are you guys just eating?
A nation eating itself from the inside out is what's happening.
Amazing. Amazing.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think we're going to end it here.
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Aaron Thorpe of Trillbillies says he's coming on the show.
We don't know.
Well, I think he's going to because we're going to go ahead and take the show over for a minute.
I've been outnumbered quite a few times with guests, so now we get to...
Get to get real Black National on you, so I'm excited about that.
Oh, I'm excited too, yeah.
Aaron has been a previous guest on the show, so I have no reason to doubt him.
We're recording this one first, so I don't want to, you know...
Again, this is like...
Listen, even if Aaron doesn't show up, I don't regret inviting Aaron onto the show and announcing to everybody that he's going to be on the Patreon episode, okay?
