TODAY: We voice appreciation for the year's positive developments like an intriguing facebook friend request (a harbinger of wealth and success, perhaps) and a cop getting thrown from a speeding convertible. ALSO: Facebook shows us the damning truth about the Suffragettes (they were really cool) and we find out about girl math (cancelling out your husband's vote) PLUS: Our quest to learn more about feminist terrorism leads us to some prime reactionary posts and a guy who blames the recent Las Vegas terrorist explosion on a feminist plot (read: divorce). Does he have a point?? Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month
In one instance, a suffragette assaulted future Prime Minister Winston Churchill with a horse whip on the platform at Bristol Railway Station.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, that rules.
See, that was the thing about it.
When I did read this, I didn't think it was too good to be true, and I was right in the sense that it was too good to be true in America.
Yeah, once you see Ireland in there, you're like, okay, now I know what they were cooking.
Yeah, they're going to set some shit off.
Honestly, how hard would...
The shirt, feminist terrorism is real, and then above it is that suffragette horse-whipping Winston Churchill.
Awesome, yeah.
That'd be hard-bodied.
That'd be pretty good.
Mental note for later.
Mental note to profit off of women's suffrage.
Everybody wins, you know?
Everybody wins.
It's about time.
Some of the responses were, yeah, great.
Michaela Richards says, showing this, so this headline, this real newspaper headline, showing this to the women who claim, quote, you can be a feminist and a Christian.
This would be like her gotcha.
Actually, did you know that if you're a feminist, you burned a church?
Yeah.
Everything's so definitive for these people.
What are you talking about?
I didn't burn a church.
I just heart-reacted it on Facebook.
It's not the same thing.
It's basically the same thing.
You basically made a covenant with the devil.
Stephen McIntosh says, if I remember correctly, it all started in the late 1800s and slowly grew stronger, then exploded once women were given the vote.
That is true.
Once a month is when it really went crazy.
They blew everybody up.
See, this is the problem, folks.
Oh, you think if you give them the vote, they're going to stop exploding things?
No.
We know from history, once they get the vote, they just make it legal for bad bitches to explode things.
See, where they fucked up, and they should have known this, they should have been paying attention, is they went ahead and gave them the right to the vote the weekend before they were going to start their periods.
And then they started their periods, so they were going to blow stuff off anyways.
But in the interim, they didn't have the opportunity to vote.
You had to time that correctly.
If they didn't want women to blow stuff up, then they should give them paid menstrual leave every month.
That's all I'm saying.
It started in the 1800s and slowly grew stronger, then exploded once women were given the vote.
And then we got Obama, too.
Steve P. Sanchez says, and now everybody, this trigger warning.
This is pretty crazy here.
Steve P. Sanchez says, unpopular opinion.
When women were granted the right to vote, they were effectively able to cancel out their husband's vote.
Line break, line break.
Don't tell anyone I wrote this.
And sorry, I already doxxed Steve Sanchez.
He's probably going to get an earful from the wife.
Uh-oh.
Unpopular opinion.
Colon.
Something that the church and that anti-feminists have been saying for a hundred years.
And arguably, like, the entire point of doing it, actually.
Very funny.
Yeah, it's like, okay, that's true.
Yeah, if a woman gets to vote, she might vote different than her husband.
Did you guys ever think of that?
Wait, you're making it seem like maybe men have different interests in mind than these women who are trying to vote.
You make it seem like they have different goals here.
Anna Wood says you are 100% correct.
And we looked this up, and it is true.
If you're a woman and you vote differently than your husband, then that means that you cancel the math.
I love that he's just like, maybe for people out there who haven't done the math, one minus one is zero.
That's right.
That's right.
And see, that's why I'm so grateful.
I'm so grateful that we have camera phones now because I make my wife take a picture of her ballot if she wants to eat that week.
