Minion Death Cult - #679 If you need a school, you've lost already (preview)
Aired: 2025-01-02
Duration: 05:15


=== Pope of Tiki Misunderstood (03:07) ===

[00:00:00]  Damiety says he meant X, his company.
[00:00:02]  So that's who's stupid.
[00:00:03]  Zen Program says no, he means white.
[00:00:06]  I got and ratioed the other guy.
[00:00:09]  Yeah, also to Elon Musk saying we're just dumb.
[00:00:13]  Pope of Tiki says Pope of Tiki.
[00:00:17]  Pope of Tiki.
[00:00:18]  With an AI cartoon avatar of like a guy maybe on vacation or something.
[00:00:25]  He's just like in nature.
[00:00:28]  That's like That looks more like the Pacific Northwest.
[00:00:30]  There's like a snow-capped mountain back there.
[00:00:32]  This is not Tiki, bro.
[00:00:34]  You're not Tiki, bro.
[00:00:35]  You're not about that Tiki life.
[00:00:38]  He looks like a rock star Grand Theft Auto.
[00:00:43]  What do you call it?
[00:00:44]  Like loading screen.
[00:00:48]  Pope of Tiki says, yeah, okay, dipshit.
[00:00:50]  Imagine being the richest man on Earth and calling your own people dumb.
[00:00:55]  He doesn't have to imagine, bro.
[00:00:57]  He just did.
[00:00:59]  So many things about it.
[00:01:00]  First of all, your own people.
[00:01:02]  I'm not South African.
[00:01:04]  I don't know.
[00:01:05]  I'm not a fucking bore.
[00:01:07]  This ain't my people.
[00:01:08]  I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, bro.
[00:01:11]  Second of all, yeah, that's what billionaires are.
[00:01:15]  They're a manifestation of how dumb your society is.
[00:01:18]  How many billionaires exist is directly corollary to how many of them you can fool into letting you become a billionaire.
[00:01:27]  Yeah.
[00:01:28]  I mean, that says it all.
[00:01:29]  This guy thinks that he is Elon's people.
[00:01:32]  This guy thinks he's in the same level of Elon because they both have melanin.
[00:01:39]  He thinks he's the same now.
[00:01:40]  He thinks he voted with his dollars for Elon to become a billionaire.
[00:01:45]  Yeah.
[00:01:46]  We gave you all of this and we could take it away.
[00:01:49]  I'll sell my Tesla right now.
[00:01:51]  I bought the Tesla whiskey, man.
[00:01:54]  I bought it.
[00:01:55]  And you're going to do me like this?
[00:02:01]  Yeah.
[00:02:06]  So fucking funny.
[00:02:07]  Imagine being the richest man on earth and calling your own people.
[00:02:10]  What does that say about you?
[00:02:13]  Anyway, yeah.
[00:02:15]  And so these are the memes the Wright was making in the wake of Elon's.
[00:02:19]  I guess they see it as a heel turn.
[00:02:22]  He's just always been like this.
[00:02:25]  I don't know.
[00:02:26]  But Keck Magician...
[00:02:28]  It says, or posted this screenshot of like a 4chan post of Elon Musk's image and it says, spend four years pretending to be a subtly red-pilled white nationalist.
[00:02:39]  On Christmas Day, rug pull his entire fan base, reveal all he wanted was cheap Indian slur workers.
[00:02:47]  Oh well.
[00:02:49]  I love that.
[00:02:51]  He's a fake racist.

=== Bizarre Mindsets Explored (02:22) ===

[00:02:52]  Fake-ass white nationalist.
[00:02:55]  Totally.
[00:02:55]  He never even meant that shit.
[00:02:57]  He's been loving Indian people the whole time.
[00:02:59]  It's so bizarre to try and get in the mindset of these people because it's just like you want him to be exploiting American white workers instead.
[00:03:08]  Like he's still exploiting people.
[00:03:09]  He's still like a billionaire extracting wealth through profits, through the labor of other people.
[00:03:16]  That's not going to stop if they're white, bro.
[00:03:18]  I don't know what to tell you.
[00:03:20]  Yeah, trust me.
[00:03:21]  I know white people who work at SpaceX who are not stoked on the way they're being treated.
[00:03:27]  Yeah, it's just...
[00:03:28]  I don't know.
[00:03:29]  It's like the...
[00:03:31]  People are aiming so low.
[00:03:33]  Like, white nationalists, racists are aiming so low.
[00:03:38]  Listen, I just want to be able to work for Elon Musk.
[00:03:43]  Fuck off!
[00:03:45]  I just want him to see me.
[00:03:48]  Yeah, Elon Musk continues.
[00:03:50]  This is like a new post.
[00:03:53]  Your understanding of the situation is upside down and backwards.
[00:03:57]  Of course my companies and I would prefer to hire Americans.
[00:04:01]  And we do!
[00:04:02]  And that is much easier than going through the incredibly painful and slow work visa process.
[00:04:08]  However, there is a dire shortage of extremely talented and motivated engineers in America.
[00:04:16]  There's a dire shortage.
[00:04:18]  I don't think that's a thing.
[00:04:19]  This is not about handing out opportunities from some magical hat.
[00:04:23]  You don't get it.
[00:04:24]  This is blindingly obvious when looking at NBA teams as the physical differences are so obvious to see.
[00:04:32]  However, the mental differences between humans are far bigger than the physical differences.
[00:04:39]  I love this argument.
[00:04:42]  You know how everybody loves the NBA? Listen, let me explain it to you racists in terms you can understand.
[00:04:49]  I'm trying to create an NBA for America.
[00:04:53]  I'm trying to create an NBA for politics.
[00:04:57]  Listen, if you could just do the coding equivalent of dunking, then you're going to be okay.
[00:05:04]  You either got to dunk or you got to have nice handles.
[00:05:07]  See, some people are equipped with extra muscles.
[00:05:10]  I don't know if you knew this, but Indians, they have an extra synapse in their brain.
[00:05:14]  They're born with.