Minion Death Cult - #663 It’s acting like grok in fun mode! (preview) Aired: 2024-10-18 Duration: 04:45 === Elon's Tesla Bot Memes (03:52) === [00:00:00] Back to Elon Musk's robots that are coming for us all, that are definitely going to replace. [00:00:05] This is like the annoying shit you have to see when you're in group, when you're in co-worker groups. [00:00:10] I don't mean like co-worker group chats, but like whole Facebook groups for your co-workers. [00:00:18] These are the kind of memes you see of, yeah, like the Elon Tesla bot and some dipshit posting. [00:00:25] Hey, nice knowing some of you. [00:00:27] Yep. [00:00:28] And it's going to be sick. [00:00:30] They're just going to paint that whole robot the same color as the UPS truck. [00:00:35] It's going to look so sick. [00:00:37] Yeah, and for the people who work inside, it'll be like a sleeveless and one t-shirt, some basketball shorts. [00:00:47] Some basketball shorts under the basketball shorts. [00:00:50] Oh, this is the warehouse model. [00:00:52] Yes, it does come with the tactical. [00:00:54] That is... [00:00:55] That is... [00:00:58] It's functional. [00:00:58] It's functional. [00:01:01] Tool is already playing in its earpieces. [00:01:04] We have preloaded this robot with every five finger death punch song. [00:01:10] I was talking to the guy at the golf course today. [00:01:13] He's like, what comedians did you listen to? [00:01:14] I was like, I listen to a lot of stuff. [00:01:15] He listened to Raging Against the Machine. [00:01:16] I was like, Raging Against the Machine is good. [00:01:18] They're cool. [00:01:19] I like them. [00:01:19] I listen to a lot of stuff. [00:01:20] And he's like, alright. [00:01:21] And I said I liked Raging Against the Machine. [00:01:23] And he wanted to pivot. [00:01:25] So he changed the song mid-song. [00:01:27] And he was like, everybody likes Sublime though. [00:01:30] And then press play on Sublime. [00:01:31] And I was like, what a downgrade. [00:01:33] I didn't feel like doing it. [00:01:35] Very important. [00:01:36] What Sublime song was it? [00:01:39] You know, it was like a deep cut. [00:01:40] I couldn't tell you the title of it. [00:01:42] But you just had the stink of it on it. [00:01:44] It was like the extra ska stuff. [00:01:48] So fast? [00:01:49] Was it a fast song? [00:01:50] No, no. [00:01:50] It was more like reggae-ish ska. [00:01:52] Not great stuff. [00:01:55] But it was funny because I was like, yeah, yeah. [00:01:58] I was like, yeah, man. [00:01:59] I grew up in the IE2. Of course I have a fondness for sublime. [00:02:04] Southern California, baby. [00:02:05] Was it... [00:02:06] Lord knows I'm weak. [00:02:09] Won't somebody get me off of this reef? [00:02:17] That was that one. [00:02:18] I just forgot. [00:02:19] No, it wasn't. [00:02:19] Or what's the one that he does with Gwen Stefani? [00:02:23] Underneath Your Bed or some shit like that? [00:02:25] He has a song, Gwen Stefani? [00:02:27] Yeah. [00:02:27] Oh, yeah. [00:02:29] OG. Back when she was just from No Doubt. [00:02:32] Orange County Long Beach crossover, baby. [00:02:34] Yeah. [00:02:35] So cool. [00:02:36] OC Face with LBC Booty. [00:02:39] That's what I'm talking about. [00:02:41] Yeah. [00:02:43] Okay, what were we talking about? [00:02:46] Oh yeah, the warehouse models of Tesla bots that are going to replace this thing. [00:02:50] Like, yeah, okay, we'll get into it. [00:02:52] So I'm just going to read here from Gizmodo. [00:02:55] People probably saw videos of this already. [00:02:57] This story is a week or two old, but it was just too fun to not talk about. [00:03:02] I'm going to read from Gizmodo here. [00:03:05] Elon Musk's beer pouring Optimus robots are not autonomous. [00:03:09] The robots were interacting with guests at Tesla's big cyber cab event in Thursday in LA. [00:03:16] And so this can only really be described as like a bunch of, let's say, a middle school, mentally middle school aged men in 22 year old bodies while wearing lanyards. [00:03:33] Talking to Denny's or drive through voice box and imagining that it was Zardon on the other side of it. === Gotta Imagine the Gears (01:08) === [00:03:43] Yeah. [00:03:46] It's fucking fantastic. [00:03:48] We're going to watch some of these videos. [00:03:50] You'll hear the audio at least. [00:03:52] Pretty incredible how embarrassing it must have been for these people once they actually started interacting with... [00:04:00] Because there's some people who I guess still don't know that there's not a robot inside it. [00:04:06] There's mechanical gears, apparently. [00:04:08] This thing could walk... [00:04:11] Without human assistance there to hold it up. [00:04:15] But it was fully remote-controlled and remote-voiced. [00:04:19] And apparently, yeah, a lot of these people couldn't even tell that. [00:04:22] At least the ones that are on video. [00:04:24] I'm sure there were... [00:04:25] I don't know. [00:04:26] You gotta imagine 50... [00:04:29] These are tech reporters and tech evangelists. [00:04:32] I know that's a gullible crowd. [00:04:35] And I know that's a crowd that wants to be tricked. [00:04:38] Yeah. [00:04:39] But you still gotta imagine so many of them were like, what the fuck, really?