#646 Not only is Waltz weird... But he is sickening also !
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Welcome to the show everybody.
We're going to talk about presidential race stuff again today, which is not usually what we talk about.
I mean, we talk about whatever the right is talking about or animated by or whatever.
So when there's an election, it's kind of what's going on in our spheres.
So on one hand, it's nice to have a reason to talk about electoral politics in that it's It's funny and amusing when funny and amusing things happen in the presidential race.
Some of these races can be real snooze fest.
For sure.
So it's nice to be entertained by them.
I don't know.
Yeah, it's, you know, electoral politics in general tends to be, in my opinion, you know, a distraction from other potentially more practical politics or whatever, but sometimes it's a really good distraction.
True.
Sometimes it is effective and, you know, something you want to be like, oh, hey, look at that.
Sometimes, you know, it brings a little bit of like hope and optimism to your system, and then sometimes just very entertaining and scary.
Yeah, absolutely.
I wanted to begin today's episode with a sort of a follow-up segment.
In chaotic remarks, Trump offers three proposed debate dates and a laundry list of grievances.
So this is from Spectrum News, New York 1, reporting on the Trump press conference that he held the other day where he just, you know, I didn't watch all of it.
It's like over an hour long.
Really should have let it run in the background just to, you know, have it on while I was doing the dishes or something.
But I heard clips from it.
Pretty good stuff, Tony.
Pretty, let's say, not annoying or just everything that even Trump fans Don't like about Trump or wish he would stop doing, like comparing himself to Martin Luther King and saying he had a bigger crowd size than Martin Luther King.
Pretty good in that respect, and does kind of remind me of some classic, you know, MDC coverage in the early years.
You know, we have covered these horse races before, and it's good to see Trump back in form, I think.
Yeah.
It's refreshing like to see that kind of just like, yeah, it felt classic hearing him say that thing where he was like, listen, not only were we had more people in tenants than anybody, we had more people in tenants than that.
The biggest one, you know, of Martin Luther King Jr.
We, yeah, we, we, we made his attendance like minuscule.
It's like, that's, that's fucking classic.
I, we love to see it.
Yeah.
Here's the, here's the quote.
Nobody has spoken to crowds bigger than me.
You look at Martin Luther King when he did his speech, his great speech, and you look at ours, same real estate, same everything, same number of people.
If not, we had more, Trump said.
And they said he had a million people, but I had 25,000 people.
But when you look at the exact same picture and everything's the same because it was the fountains, the whole thing, all the way back to dot dot dot from Lincoln to Washington, And we actually had more people.
They said I had 25,000 and he had a million people and I'm okay with it because I like Dr. Martin Luther King.
I'll take I'll take that one.
I'll take it's okay.
So you're not going to you know, you're not going to win them all but we won this one.
I think this is Trump's like eternal curse and maybe maybe not even curse.
I mean, I think it's it's done him.
Well, is that I think he is joking.
He is joking when he says this shit about MLK.
He's playing a character.
He's playing this sort of, you know, real estate tycoon.
But he's also been such an asshole in real life, doing real evil things that it's, it's, it's, you can...
You can easily see why people would take it seriously that you say this shit about MLK.
You're like, we like, you probably do think this, you know, but he's also lucky too.
Cause like there are people out there who support him and do, who do you think he's joking?
And that's great.
And there's people out there who would take them deadly serious.
And they just, they're with it.
They're a hundred percent behind it.
They want to hear it.
So he, it's a real big, it's smart for him.
He gets to do that.
Yeah, there's people who probably think both simultaneously, you know?
Yeah.
In chaotic remarks to the press at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida after several days off the campaign trail, former President Donald Trump says that he's agreed to three separate debate dates against Vice President Kamala Harris, the Democratic presidential nominee.
Trump also used the opportunity on Thursday to express a laundry list of complaints, grievances, and falsehoods in his scattershot responses to reporter questions seeking to sell a dark vision of America under Democrats.
Trump said that he would debate on Fox on September 4th, NBC on September 10th, and ABC on September 25th.
Trump appeared to mix up the debates for the NBC and ABC debates.
His campaign later clarified that the proposed date for the ABC face-off is September 10th, which was the date that Trump and President Joe Biden had already agreed upon in May of this year, while the one on NBC would be September 25th.
So after all that, like, hemming and hawing about when Kamala Harris had to debate him on Fox News, you know, with his choice of moderators, and, you know, unfortunately I don't think we're going to be getting the two solo debates that I wanted to see, because it looks like he just actually did agree to debate Kamala Harris the same night as Joe.
He was set to debate Joe Biden because, yeah, it would have it would have looked extremely, I don't know, weak to have to pull out of that debate or whatever.
So just, yeah, following up that bit of reporting.
But yeah, there's more in here.
So we have yada, yada, yada.
So we have those three dates and those networks.
They're very anxiously awaiting that date and those dates, Trump said.
Adding that his campaign has spoken to the heads of those networks and it has been confirmed, save for some minor details like locations.
Audience, some location, which yadda yadda yadda.
The other side has to agree to the terms.
They may not agree, Trump said before railing against Harris for not taking part in media interviews since taking over the Democratic nomination.
He expressed his belief that the country is on the brink of both a depression and World War III.
Trump attacked Harris of being, quote, incompetent and not smart enough to do a news conference, and defended his decision not to be out on the campaign trail more, charging that he's, quote, leading by a lot, despite a rash of polling showing Harris tied or leading the Republican ex-president.
He also decried the process by which Biden was replaced on the ticket by Harris and repeatedly mispronounced her first name.
I mean, I'm not going to I'm not going to fall for that one, you know, but he's probably doing it maliciously.
Yeah, I'm still not sure how to say it.
There's probably a lot of bad clips because I don't want I don't watch it MSNBC.
I don't know how to say your name.
I just say President Harris, Madam President, Madam President Harris.
Yes, that's oh yeah.
I like that.
I love that.
If Trump had won the 2020 election, Trump baselessly charged that Russia's 2022 invasion of Ukraine would never have happened.
The October 7th, 2023 Hamas attack on Israel would not have transpired and contended there would have been no inflation under his watch.
Quote, a lot of great things would have happened, Trump said, but now you have millions and millions of dead people.
You have people dying financially.
Okay, let me do this again.
But now you have millions and millions of dead people, and you have people dying financially because they can't buy bacon.
They can't buy food.
They're dying.
They're dying financially because they can't buy food.
You know yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's tough like I mean that's that's why that's why I'm having just a hard time financial announce because I can't buy bacon.
My life would be so much better if I could just buy some bacon is big and expensive.
If you're trying to feed a family of eight yeah, How many pieces of bacon is each person eating?
You can get a pack of bacon for like five or six bucks that'll last two people a couple meals.
Yeah, one family of eight, one meal.
Yeah, I don't know.
You might have to go without bacon.
Thanks to Kamala.
Unforgivable.
They can't do anything, and they're living horribly in our country right now.
With all of that being said, I think it's very important to have debates.
Trump also said that the country, quote, is very, very sick, adding, quote, you saw the other day with the stock market crash, and that was just the beginning.
That was just the beginning.
It's going to get worse.
It's going to get a lot worse, in my opinion.
Me watching the stock market crash, you know, knock on wood here.
Like, that was just kind of funny to me.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, absolutely.
It's just like, I don't know.
Yeah.
That's what you think is happening.
But like, I don't know, like you think that wouldn't have, that didn't happen to you.
That wouldn't happen to you.
I guess you get to just say it.
Well, what's the bad and you weren't there for you get to just blame it all, you know?
So like I, I have a real job.
I have a 401k.
So I have like a connection to the stock market in that way, but I'm not like, I think it's bad that it's connected to the stock market and I have no ultimate faith that it's going to be there when I retire because of the stock market.
So I just, I'm like mentally decoupled from the stock market, even if I still have like, you know, my, my pension, even if my pension is in the stock market and it does materially affect me.
I'm not, I, I don't hope for anything good to come of the stock market because I don't know.
It just doesn't seem like it's, it's going to happen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And like, I don't know, it'd be, it'd be, I guess it'd be nice to be worried about the stock market, but yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't, it's not part of my, my life.
Right.
Most, most Americans don't have pensions.
You know, I don't know what the stat on 401ks are.
Um, most, you know, American, like, Your biggest connection to the stock market is like oil prices, you know, or inflation.
Obviously, that's not really the stock market, but yeah, how much, how many, how many stocks does the average American owner, the median American or whatever?
Anyway, I just love you got millions of people dead.
You know, I should, you guys didn't want to elect me.
Look what happens.
Is he talking about Gaza there?
Is that what he's referring to or is he talking about just like this?
How millions of people have they always died?
Most people always die.
He's including Gaza in there.
He's including Ukraine and Russia in there.
Yeah, that does sound like he wow.
He would have reduced the amount of Palestinian deaths.
His argument would be like, oh, I would get in there and oppress them even more.
Yeah.
More oppression has never led to backlash.
I would have done more strategic stuff.
It would have been, you know, more, I would have more decorum over the deaths.
I don't know.
Pretty funny stuff.
Also happening in the presidential race is Kamala.
Kamala?
Is that how you say it?
Kamala?
I think Kamala, yeah.
Kamala picked her running mate.
She picked Midwest Governor Tim Walls, I guess is how you pronounce his name.
Which is unfortunately anti-semitic according to a lot of democratic operatives.
Some democratic voters as well, including some democratic voters' parents.
Picking walls is that?
Yeah, because walls was not Potentially the first Jewish vice presidential pick like Josh Shapiro was going to be.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why I say because he's not he's he's not pro Palestine, right?
He's he's he's an Israel guy.
He is a friend of it.
I believe he is one of Israel's allies trademark.
Yeah.
Yeah, I believe like every person in the running for vice president.
Had voted to send arms to Israel or had made overt statements of solidarity with Israel or whatever.
That's pretty inescapable in American politics.
But because Shapiro was in the running and because there was a lot of weird stuff in Shapiro's history, not least of which was his enthusiasm for Israel's war on Gaza, including Writing some racist op-ed about how Palestinians or Arabs have some sort of combative spirit naturally, and that's why it will be impossible to coexist alongside them.
I mean, this is the same shit that Ben Shapiro has said about Arabs and Palestinians.
They only know how to destroy.
They couldn't build society.
They can only destroy it.
What a wild way to paint fighting for your life.
What a wild way to, you know, to, to say like these people are, you know, fighting for dignity and for hope.
Like, yes, they just have this combat.
They're just combative.
It's a combative spirit, but just, just let me bomb you.
Just let me, please just let me destroy your homes.
Like, let me kill your relatives.
Like why are you being so combative?
Yeah.
It's called resiliency in any other context that would be called resiliency.
Um, yeah.
Uh, as D as district or like prosecutor, he, uh, Declined to investigate what looked like an apparent murder.
And did you hear about this?
This is like this Shapiro still yeah.
Yeah.
A woman was found with like 12 stab wounds, including to the back of her head.
Uh, and it was ruled a suicide.
And when he reviewed the case, he continued to rule it as a suicide.
Uh, and he had connections to the victim's fiance's or husband.
I can't remember, uh, to his family.
Ooh.
Ooh.
It's always, it's always the fiance or husband.
So, Ooh, that's pretty crazy story.
Um, And he's also made enemies out of the Pennsylvanian teachers unions.
Sorry, we haven't said this guy is the Pennsylvanian governor.
People already probably know who I'm talking about.
But yeah, he clashed with them often in their state.
And the whole argument for including Josh Shapiro was that he would carry Pennsylvania.
For the Democrats in the general election because he's the current, apparently a popular governor in Pennsylvania.
Yeah, but people didn't like him for these weird reasons, for these reasons in which he is weird.
And he was apparently like AIPAC's candidate, like he is who AIPAC was pushing.
And so you got these like, when she finally picked walls, You started seeing these fucking crazy takes online.
Yeah, it was bizarre.
From every direction, it was bizarre to me.
So, like this guy, Eli Klein, who's an art dealer, publisher, New Yorker, The Eli Klein Gallery.
He's got 47,000 followers.
He looks insane.
He looks like some guy who owns a gallery.
Yeah.
Which sucks, by the way.
He looks like Christopher Lloyd who framed Roger Rabbit if he had brown hair.
His eyes look nuts.
Like, what a wild profile to pick.
And that kind of leads me to believe that his eyes look fairly normal in this pic if you pick this one.
He took 40 selfies and this was the best one.
Well, I think he is an art dealer.
So maybe he's just like always on cocaine.
That's that moon makes some sense here.
Just fucking cranked up.
That's what he looks like.
Yeah.
Well, this is what he's that might explain this post because my 81 year old father just wrote me this quote.
If Harris does not choose Shapiro, I'm not sure that I can vote for her.
He's a lifelong Democrat who has never voted Republican, but he's Jewish, and he knows exactly what it would mean for Jews if Harris doesn't pick Shapiro as VP.
This is scary stuff, Tony.
This is incidentally exactly what, like, the J.D.
Vance campaign is trying to... That's, like, one of the things they're trying to spin about Walz's selection as VP is that Kamala Harris caved to the anti-Semitic left By refusing to pick a Jewish VP choice.
Are you Jewish, JD Vance?
Why didn't Trump pick Josh Shapiro as his running mate?
No, I'm not.
But if I had the opportunity to pick a Jewish vice president for myself, I would, I would do it handily.
But you know, it is kind of a missed opportunity because a quality that you might really want in your vice president is somebody who will help you cover up your wife's murder.
Sure.
Very important quality.
Yeah.
The higher you go up, you know, the, the smaller your circle shrinks and that's a good thing sometimes.
I mean, like if, I know it's a problematic show because of the star, but if House of Cards taught me anything is you want someone like Shapiro in your corner who can help you cover up your wife's murder after you stab her in the head a bunch.
So it's pretty clearly like what Eli Klein is doing here and what these other people are doing like Michael Rappaport who all who recorded an insane video of himself go figure Where he talks about how he talks about like token Jews who make Zionist Jews look bad
Uh and but the caption on this video was yo Josh Shapiro on Jude himself publicly and still didn't get picked when undoing goes wrong.
Hashtag Josh Shapiro.
Uh and then if you like we could watch the video, but it's not very good.
It's just him ranting about Jews who aren't in favor of nuking Palestine.
And to be honest, like, we don't, we don't make enough for me to have to listen to Michael Raupert's voice.
It's just not, it's just not worth it for me.
I went downstairs in between recording right now and the kid was watching that show, Atypical, and he was, he's on it.
And I saw his face and I immediately, and I just, I was like, I fucking hate that guy.
I just couldn't help it.
It's funny because I've always hated him.
I've hated him forever, and I'm so happy that I'm so validated in hating him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting.
It's a real wedge issue.
It really brings out people's freaks.
So what they're doing it's it's clear what they're doing is they're trying to do the same thing that like the Twitter left was trying to do to get Kamala Harris to pick wall walls or just like Democrats in general seem to really like walls as a as a pick or Bashar and the guy Andy Bashar.
People kind of solidified around walls because he, you know, he like had that moment where he fed the children a minute.
Yeah, he signed the bill to grant, you know, free school lunches to every child in Minnesota and it's all the kids are hugging him, you know, that propaganda like it's just it's like stunning when people see, you know, it is propaganda or whatever.
Um, but it's it's stunning how people react when they see like genuine, just normal Democrat propaganda, like how how starved people are for just any any positive news coming from a Democrat, like any kind of structural or systemic.
Improvement that, you know, you would think like again, it's like me being tricked about assuming tricked into assuming like liberals would care about Palestine, you know, just I kind of assumed a lot in that, you know, you've you've had to kind of lower your standards really far to continue being a Democrat all these years.
And so it's I'm not surprised at that reaction.
Yeah.
Like I said, I wasn't surprised, but I was super disappointed.
Um, and also I did see some people who I didn't expect to be feeling that way.
Like they're treating this guy like, like we were treating like Obama when he first came around.
It's like, it's just, it's so refreshing to see some guy who's not a total overt demon, you know?
And like the, every time I've asked him why, why is he, the response I keep getting is exactly that.
Well, he fed some kids and he's like, not, not an obvious demon.
Yeah.
So I guess, I guess you're going to have to clarify, what are you seeing people say about him?
Just general excitement about him.
People being like, okay, cool.
Now I'm, I'm all in for Kamala now because she picked him and I'm like, I just don't fucking, I just don't get it.
You know, it's like, and, and then people kind of now being like, well, you know, you, you can't be a, you can't be a one issue voter referring to Palestine.
And it's like, what the fuck you mean?
I can't like, yeah, it's a pretty, it's a pretty big issue.
Totally.
Like I refuse to get excited over somebody who is not vocally.
Well, I would even take not vocally pro Israel.
I would even take that.
I guess I haven't seen a lot of it.
Like I've the, the arguments that I've seen for wall walls, like positivity about walls, Is that he represents good shifts in like trans policy because, you know, he's signed, he's, he's signed legislation to protect trans kids.
Um, and then the school lunch program and that he's like, whatever, uh, an effective communicator, uh, for democratic value, supposedly democratic values, yada, yada, yada, you know, that on that stuff is, uh, That stuff is good for Minnesotans.
That stuff is good for the communities that it happened to.
For one thing, this is just a VP pick, so I think it's very symbolic in a lot of different ways.
And maybe you could spin that as a positive.
It's a positive that the Democratic Party is choosing someone who has Labor record and trans rights record yada yada yada as they're like booster because that's kind of a VP Role is to be a supporter of the president to be a supporter of the ticket of the party, etc Yeah, I don't think we should expect too much from this.
I mean I most of what I saw was like a Uh, we're kind of like jokes about, about him, you know, and you see, I guess, you know, I don't, I'm not on Tik TOK a lot, but I guess you did see a bunch of people saying how he's, he's their dad.
Um, and that's, you know, whatever, that's your personal thing.
I don't know about consume, if consuming that as entertainment is healthy or whatever.
I understand everybody's got their personal relationships to the people they see on TV.
I didn't see anybody I know doing that necessarily, because if I saw that, I would be like, come on, you know.
And I mostly what I saw were people trying to scold Palestinian activists for daring to protest Kamala Harris.
Yep.
Even though she picked Tim Walz, it's like it's like the war is practically over, Tony.
Yeah.
That's that's pretty ridiculous.
You know, I can I can see an argument to be made for harm reduction or for picking your opponent like picking your enemy, right?
Because whoever's the president is going to be somebody, you know, whatever parties in control is going to be the people you're going to have to like be engaging with, you know, they're the people you're going to have to be working against.
And I think there's something to be said to like strategically.
Making that choice, and I also think it's... I don't agree with the idea that voting is all that important to begin with, therefore I don't really agree that it's like...
It's a sign of morality what somebody decides to do with their vote or not, you know?
So, like, if somebody... I'm not going to shame somebody for voting.
I'm not going to shame somebody for not voting, first of all, because I don't think it's that big of a deal.
Second of all, like, I understand both sides of it.
And I, you know, I would be... My biggest, I think, beef with it is that I don't think a no vote, I don't think an absence of a vote matters at all.
You're a drop in an ocean of non-voters.
So unless you're doing what people in Michigan are doing, which is organizing unaffiliated voting, I can't remember the exact term, it's what we voted in California, then you're actually part of
A leverage, part of a piece of leverage that you can use, but that's like, you know, I don't know how you, how you get at, cause is that going to make the Democrat, like you're already supposing that that's going to affect the Democrats also, if that's, if you're doing it in like a strategic way or whatever, you know?
And, but I also get not voting because you have a visceral fucking hatred of the people in charge and what they're doing.
Uh, and I totally understand that.
Like, if somebody was per- was responsible for killing my family members, like, how are you ever gonna be able to, like, well, you gotta think in terms of pract- whatever, it's like, you know, I- I don't know.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, totally.
And like, that's the thing too is like, yeah, I, of course I hate Trump, you know, but I also like, you know, Kamala's on paperwork that cost me a lot of money and put my mom in prison.
You know, it's like, she's on that paperwork.
Like I fucking hate her.
And the thing with Waltz too is like, I will walk everything I said back a little bit.
Right.
If he, if he, Does come out and while he's on this campaign, does become vocal about trans rights and does become vocal about LGBTQ rights and does become vocal about these things that we're championing him for.
If he's vocal about those things on the campaign, I'll go ahead and take a little bit of a step back because that would be great.
But I don't, I'm not going to look forward to that.
Yeah, I'll never like... Well, I did canvas for Bernie.
That was the first politician and last politician I ever... Maybe not last, but the first politician and the only politician I've canvassed for.
I'm not going to canvas for Kamala Harris or Tim Walz.
No.
Again, it's mostly none of my business.
I don't have control over what's going on.
The idea...
Like Matt Iglesias and just Democratic boosters are trying to put out this idea that the left got successfully pushed Kamala left by getting her to pick Tim Walz and this is how they repay her by continuing to protest about the hundred thousand people dead because of bombs we sold Israel.
So that's very funny because it's like for one thing.
How do you like?
How do you know that's why she picked walls?
She could have picked walls because he didn't have the baggage of reporting a what looks like a murder is a suicide because of corruption.
That's the easiest math right there.
That's the thing that makes the most sense to me.
Second of all, like the uncommitted, I guess that's the that's the term.
Like they're saying, well, Kamala, she met with the uncommitted delegation before her speech where this protest happened.
And yet they still protested her.
And from what I read, it was just two different groups.
Oh, imagine that.
Different Muslim people don't all hang out together and aren't all a member of the same group or whatever.
Because the protesters appeared to be four Muslim women who were getting, like, clap back, you know?
Like, people were posting about how awesome and epic it was that Kamala was clapping back at these, you know, pretty uppity Muslim protesters.
And also, you know, if you're going to, if you, you know, even if you want somebody, if you want to support somebody, but you have an issue that they haven't budged on, you should still protest them.
You should still, you know, even the people who, even if you kind of want them to win, that's the person you should be advocating towards the most and be like, be protesting against the most, you know?
Cause yeah, she didn't change her stance on the things they're protesting about.
So why would they stop?
You know?
And you want to convince, you want to convince her if you think she's the one that's going to win.
Yeah, let's jump to that section.
Kamala Harris responds to Heckler, I am here because we believe in democracy.
Everyone's voice matters.
But I am speaking now.
I am speaking now.
She did that thing like, you know, she did in the debates to great effect, which is like, you know, don't mansplain policy to me or don't man spread your words on over me, sir.
But she's now she's doing it to four young Muslim women.
And it's I don't know, it's I mean, it sucks, obviously, but it's just like, does this even going to, I guess it'll work on Democrats because the people in the audience like cheered, you know, that they were like analyzing her eyebrows and, and head tilt.
They were like eyebrows raised head tilt.
Ooh, you don't want to be on the other end of that.
And it's, it's also like, Hey, you're on a, you're on a, a stump campaign to run for president.
You're going to have plenty of time to talk.
You know, also I do want a president who listens.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't think that's even a thing, but that'd be nice.
Yeah, Jonathan E. Collins quote tweeted this and said, if a black woman claps back at you in this tone, just know that in whatever she's saying, she ain't playing with you.
And you would be wise to never do what you did... ever... ever... ever... again.
dot, dot, dot, dot, ever, dot, dot, dot, dot, ever, dot, dot, dot, again, period. - Kamal is not my auntie.
Canola is not my grandma.
Like yeah.
It's like, it's like those women are speaking to me in that tone.
I'm like, Oh shit, my, my bad.
But if it's just like a fuck, fuck off, like what is, what is Kamala going to do?
Like get out of here.
She's going to hit you with her fricking shoe, dude.
She's going to pull her sandal off and crack you in the head with it.
I was earning two weeks.
Like I was waiting for her to start popping her fingernails off.
I was waiting for her to take the weave out.
I asked for a ceasefire and Kamala made me go get a switch from the yard.
Yeah, Aries said, these are like hugely popular tweets.
34,000 likes.
The Gaza protesters haven't once tried to crash a Trump or Vance rally this entire campaign.
This was so funny to me, Tony.
I didn't even think of that.
Why aren't they protesting Trump or J.D.
Vance?
Don't they know that those are bad people too?
Yeah, come on.
Also, are they not?
I'm pretty sure there's people outside of every single rally.
I don't know.
That wasn't in the video I saw.
I saw a video of the protest and there were four girls protesting Kamala Harris.
Listen, if you really feel that much, why did you let so many people show up to his speech?
More people than Martin Luther King Jr.
speech.
Why did you allow that?
I wonder why people aren't protesting Trump for what the Biden administration is currently doing.
Exactly.
Why?
Oh, why could that be?
This is the most bad faith bullshit I've ever seen.
And they're trying to spin it like the protesters are too scared of Trump voters.
To go see Trump.
To go protest Trump.
Because they're not willing to put their lives on the line.
Like the actual civil rights protesters.
Like, look at this guy.
Drop it low for payment.
Says, ugh.
Please quit telling us why you won't protest at Trump rallies.
All you're doing is reminding us that you're not equipped to put yourselves on the line for something you believe in.
It's a cop-out and proof that you ain't about that protest life.
Gross.
You ain't about that protest life, dog!
Again, you're protesting the person who is essentially doing, who's part of it right now.
She's the vice president right now.
What the fuck do you mean?
It's just so stupid.
Security's security.
They're going to get you no matter where you're at.
Don't belittle what these people are doing.
You're fucking tweeting.
Shut the fuck up.
Tweet it.
This shit is real life, bro.
You think this cardboard is fake?
You think this is a zoom filter on this pizza box that I wrote shit on?
Huh?
Yeah.
You know, I bet you, I bet you there are some really great candid shots of drop below for payment, you know, uh, with some sign, you know, like trying to reason with police at a protest in 2020.
Are you ready to throw down and stand somewhere at any moment?
At any moment of any day, are you really just willing to risk it all?
It's so funny.
Clearly they are.
What did you see that I didn't see?
Because I saw them get dealt with, which sucks.
Dude, that protest life is so... Get on my protest tip.
That's like solid proof that you're and you're a moron.
No man, like like you're talking like you were a hired protester off Craigslist.
Yeah, that's in your resume.
I'm about that protest life.
I'm here.
I'm here for hire.
Anybody who talks like that is just full of shit like fuck off and then this guy, this guy, Peter Wolf, because because people are like Why would someone protest Trump for what, A, their own party is doing?
You know, if you're part of a team, if you're part of an organization and you don't like what it's doing, you don't protest a different bad organization.
You try to fix your organization or whatever.
Exactly.
These are people who consider themselves Democrats and Democratic voters, right?
Second of all, yeah, they're the ones doing it.
They're the administration currently enabling the fucking genocide in Gaza, so of course you would protest them.
They're the ones with influence right now.
Trump doesn't actually have any type of power right now.
Yeah, they're the ones with influence who can actually make a difference here.
They're doing the right thing.
Yeah, Peter Wolfe said, quote, the whole point of anti-fascist action and organizing is to never actually confront the fascists, you idiot, you fool, and you absolute yada yada, and the quote ends.
Yeah, I think there was a lot of people who would consider what the Democratic Party's enabling is fascism in the Middle East, you know?
Like, maybe you don't believe that, but that is kind of what everybody's talking about.
Like, there are different types of, different degrees of fascism and, you know, whatever.
Like, whatever you colloquially want to refer to it as, You don't need to get into the nitty gritty details when someone's doing an ethnic cleansing.
Call it- Yeah.
Any bad word, I think, would be fine to call it.
But yeah, I'm sorry.
The Democratic Party are the fascists in this analogy, man.
And if you think we live in a fascist state right now, who do you think is running the state right now?
Yeah.
The president still allows any type of like local, you know, police state fascism.
That's the president still allows that.
Yeah, this is that Matthew Iglesias tweet.
This is not per se a knock on Tim Walz, but it's striking that the pro-Palestine movement could not stick to the terms of the, quote, give us Tim Walz or we will dedicate 100% of our effort to electing Trump even though we concede he is worse on our key issue, end quote, deal for one day.
deal for one day.
We reneged on the deal, Tony.
We're the deal.
We're the deal.
Remember that?
Remember that?
Like, listen, we're not allowed to do that.
We don't have the blockchain agents.
That's for them to do.
That's for, like, you know, the politicians who are in the room.
They're qualified.
They have people that they, you know, gotta fight them to renege.
We don't get to do that.
By laughing at the video, or by laughing at the right-wing reaction to the video of Tim Walz calling them all weird, you have actually contractually, you know, you've entered into a contractual agreement with the Democratic Party that you will not protest them for the duration of the general election.
Yep.
Matthew continues the ask never made any sense because walls Harris Shapiro and Biden all have similar views on Israel Yeah, it doesn't makes because there was no ask man I don't there was no deal struck the ask never made sense because you're the one who made it up That's why it doesn't make sense anyway Yeah, the other thing in ongoing presidential campaign is just Targeting walls himself in a segment
I'm calling Blowing His Back Walls Out.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back. - I love it.
I love it.
And how are they doing that?
By comparing him to Chris Farley.
Look at him.
He's got a belly.
He's got a sport coat on and jeans and he's hanging out with a little kid.
Remember when Chris Farley had fun with those kids in his movies?
What a fucking weirdo.
Ben Shapiro posted a photo of Dude who was a teacher, right?
Tim Walz, I think, was a public school teacher and he's like kneeling next to a kid in class and they're both raising their hands and he's got a mask on and the kid has a mask on which proves that he's evil.
That's your first indication right there.
And he's just raising his arm in the air, but you know he's got a he's got a belly on him.
And Ben Shapiro says, meet Tim Walls, who lives in a van down by the river.
You get it?
Do you get it?
That's like the Chris Farley bit.
You know, when Chris Farley was playing a character on Saturday Night Live, that's who Chris Farley really was as a person.
And Tim Walls reminds me of him.
Yeah, and that was kind of a guy we all hated, too, was Chris Farley.
Everyone hated Chris Farley.
Bad dude.
Bad dude.
He didn't amuse us, didn't delight us, didn't fill us with a sense of mirth at all.
Yeah, he's not still revered and loved today.
Like what, what are you, what are you thinking?
But like, yeah, there's so many other people.
It's so many other, like, cause the whole thing, you know, they're, they're, he's, there's body shaming.
They're just calling them fat here.
You know, that's all they're doing here.
There, there are so many fat people, so many fat men, so many fat white men who we don't like, who you could have picked and you picked Chris Farley.
Who's a fat man you, we would have picked as an enemy.
Well for, I wouldn't have, but like, like Ben Shapiro.
Yeah.
That was Ben Shapiro.
I'm making a Michael Moore joke.
Right.
Okay.
I'm Ben Shapiro.
That's the way I would go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I he's he's looks a little more put together than than Michael Moore.
I think I think Michael Moore would be too too big of an insult.
Don't like conservatives, like everyone loves everyone loves Chris Farley.
Anyway, it's just just they're trying everything, you know.
So another thing that I saw was they're trying to own Tim Walz by reporting on how he has zero investments, no stocks, no bonds, no crypto, no fucking crypt.
This guy doesn't even have crypto.
This guy isn't even dabbling in crypto decentralized currency.
No real estate, no index funds, no mutual funds, no private equities, no retirement accounts.
The potential the potential VP is dot dot dot financially illiterate.
I mean, that kind of sounds like more of a reflection on how we treat our public school teachers than anything.
Sure, yeah.
That's what I got out of that.
I actually make sure I have zero investments, no stocks, no bonds, no real estate, no crypto, because it encourages me to hustle.
It encourages me to stay on that grind, to work as many hours as possible, to never be home, to always be driving in a state of half asleep.
I think everyone knows I could be rich and wealthy right now, but then I wouldn't have that grit.
I wouldn't have the determination.
I wouldn't have that that drive.
What would be your motivation to get to get anything else?
You know?
Yeah.
What's the point?
That's why I stayed broke, baby.
Okay.
This is maybe my favorite argument against Tim Tim Walls.
And again, like I'm not trying to necessarily defend Tim Walls.
It's just these these people these like they can't help but Look insane.
I'm sorry.
Mike Davis says Biden was Obama's deadweight.
Kamala is Biden's deadweight.
Tampon Tim is Kamala's deadweight.
And Megyn Kelly, you know, reporter from Fox News.
And then where did she go?
ABC or something like that?
Now she's on her own.
Says Tampon Tim is the name.
That's it.
And so this is what they've, you know, because we're, this is like a very social media presidential campaign.
Like you, like you saw the weirdness allegations spread from just a Twitter thing to real life.
You saw the, You saw the J.D.
Vance meme about him fucking a couch spread from Twitter to real life.
You saw them all reacting to these things as well in real time.
You saw them copy merch from a, you know, a niche podcast.
Which one?
The Harris hat.
The Harris Realtree hat.
Oh, them.
Yeah, I know.
It's funny.
It's the whole thing.
The zeitgeist has permeated these campaigns.
And so now they're desperate to get Tim Walls on something.
They're desperate to have the juice of the J.D.
Vance couch fucking thing.
When I saw the J.D.
Vance couch fucking thing, I was like, oh, that could be real.
And I didn't really bother investigating it because I figured I'd find out if it were real or not eventually.
People kept talking about it.
So much that I figured out it wasn't real.
But a pretty, you know, decent joke.
You know, the joke is that he built a, whatever, a vagina out of his couch using, like, a rubber glove or something like that, and he had sex with it as a teenager, a teen guy.
It was in his book, and they included the citation numbers in there with it, which, you know, adds a look to the authenticity.
And people were like, yeah, sure, he probably did that and wrote about it.
Yeah, because he's a weird guy, you know.
So they're looking for something like that, and so they're going to call Tim Walls tampon Tim because Tim Walls, his governor, signed a bill that required all public schools to have tampons in the bathroom.
And so they're spinning this as to Tim Walz forces boys to coexist with tampons because there was no specific language in the bill that said which bathrooms they had to be in.
So they're just like putting them in all the bathrooms or they're putting them in like gender neutral bathrooms as well.
Pretty innocuous stuff like that.
Like again, the worst thing that could possibly be happening here is that there's a tampon dispenser in the boys bathroom that goes empty on the first week and never gets refilled.
Yeah, exactly.
They're just going to, you know, boys just can be sticking.
What's going to happen is boys are going to clog toilets with them.
That's the real, that's the, that's my only concern here is that boys are going to clog toilets with them and give the, you know, give the janitors a hard time.
I'm almost positive I used bathrooms as a kid that had tampon dispensers in them.
They just had no tampons in them, you know?
Yeah, it doesn't feel too foreign to me.
I feel like, yeah, I've seen a couple tampons in my day.
Like those are the, those are the, if you go to a bar or a restaurant where there's just a single bathroom, you know, that's going to have like one of those dispensers in them.
I actually, I don't know.
I actually have a tampon dispenser, like an industrial one from like a public restroom that I, my old job was like remodeling the thing.
And it's just a cool little storage locker for me now.
I thought you were going to say you carry it around with you to bars and social events.
I wear it like a backpack.
Asking women if they needed a tampon or men.
Hey, you look like you might need a tampon.
Have you been listening to Kate Bush lately?
I noticed you're drinking wine and you mentioned chocolate a couple times.
Also, you're being really mean to me.
Tampon Tim is the name.
That's it.
So yeah, they're hoping to get him by reminding people of the fact that he put Gave away free tampons to to women in the state to girls and women in the state.
You know, I don't know.
It doesn't like it doesn't seem like a very good idea to me, but what do I make any sense?
Yeah, let's say I don't want anyone else giving my kid tampons.
I give my I give my kid the tampons, right?
I want them to use it at home where it's safe.
And then yeah, Megan Kelly continued, yeah.
Are you aware he forced fourth grade boys to have tampons in their school bathrooms?
You're good with that?
Totally norms?
Which is very fun.
I love that part so much.
Totally norms, huh?
Super norms.
Huh?
Is that, is that cap or no?
A really bad attempt at sounding like a current and, you know, youthful.
I guess, or like trying to sound like overly cutesy, ironically or something.
Supes norms?
Yeah.
I think it's not.
I think it's not.
Oh, it's just terif, terif that we have these.
Uh, are you, are you think, oh, you think, you think it's cunty that he put, put tampons in the, the, I also like picking fourth grade boys.
Like why is that the one you chose?
You chose the one that's like, there's not many, there's not many fourth graders who are worrying about that.
There are plenty of elementary school age kids who are, who do have to worry about tampons, but you picked fourth grade.
Why not pick kindergartners?
Why not go for it?
Because fourth grade boys, that's when like they're finally old enough to understand and it's sickening that you're putting them through that.
Yep.
Oh, I know where these go now.
Oh, but they don't.
But what is like, so I really want to like give a charitable reading to this, not give a charitable reading, but to like figure it out, to figure out what they mean.
Yeah, and I'm you know if Megan Kelly wanted to come on the show, we want a hundred percent maybe talk to her.
Yeah.
If she wanted to explain to us, we'd probably be down.
I think the idea is that a boy seeing a tampon dispenser in their bathroom makes them think they might have a period.
Makes them think that they might actually be a woman because they're around womanly things like tampons and tampon dispensers.
That for that fourth grade boy thinks that that dispenser is like a paper towel dispenser that's broken.
Yeah, they're literally just going to figure out that you can get him wet and throw him on the ceiling.
That's what they're going to do with them.
Right it's like you're supposed to like that's.
I think what they're arguing is you're like grooming elementary school aged boys into thinking they can have a period.
I mean it's a tale of tell us all this time.
You know, like the the a cracking experience, usually when you see your first tampon and you realize And I mean, the ironic thing is, like, something we shouldn't even have to say that's, like, trite to point out at this point, but having actual sexual ed or, like, biological education would put to bed the notion that a cis boy would, quote, think he is going to have a period or whatever the fuck you think being trans means or whatever, you know?
Sex ed probably would have been very good for these parents as well, I think, you know?
Because these are the kind of distinctions that you would learn.
You would learn, like, First of all, just... Yeah, go ahead.
The periods aren't contagious?
Yeah.
So, we're getting memes like this.
Someone has photoshopped Tim Walz's head onto a guy who's crawling under the public restroom stall to look at you while you're taking a shit and say, someone in here need a tampon?
Yep, because that that's also what it is.
It's like they're it's like they're invading is their space right.
I go to the bathroom to think about shit or piss.
I don't go to the bathroom to think about gender ideology.
Yeah.
Well, you know, they put tampons in first.
What's next cameras?
They put tampons in the rest in the restroom.
What's next than putting tampons in me?
Yeah, you know that, you know, they forced my fourth grade boy to work.
They forced me.
They made him do it.
Oh my God.
Oh, they say that the tampons are just there for the janitors to use to absorb puke, puke or spills or whatever, but they know they're there for the children to use.
Disgusting, so stupid, so it's so dumb, like it's just such a reach.
You're just like trying to make something out of nothing.
Oh, it's he.
I mean, well, wait till we get to the coup de gras of this segment.
Oh yeah, Matt Burke.
I like this one says Tim Walls by his own admission owns zero property.
Think about it.
A homeless man is running for VP.
He doesn't even have a place to keep tampons and we're going to let him we're going to let him do this.
He lives it.
He lives in a literal mansion.
He lives in the governor's mansion, man.
I'm sorry.
He's not he's not homeless.
He could he could like kill you and get away with it.
Yeah, actually.
Yeah, especially if you know, you know his old friend Shapiro gets involved.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I said the final part we got to talk about with the reaction to Tim Walz as the Democratic VP pick.
Is just, yeah, the gloves are off the right wing.
They're going to hit walls back hard for calling them weird by breathlessly, barely able to constrain their excitement.
Imagining he fucked and or sucked a horse in graphic detail.
Yes.
I'm so happy because I've been seeing this vaguely and I'm like, where, how did we get here?
I mean, honestly, the best way to like try to like Smear someone as saying they're fucking a horse.
They got so upset at the couch meme because Tim Walls made a couch reference on stage.
Said something like he can't wait to debate JD Vance if he can get up off the couch.
Yeah.
Good job.
I'll give him that one.
It's, I mean, it's the way to do it.
If you're going to do it, you know, it's, it's subtle.
So if you're not in on the meme, it still makes sense.
It's still a, a common enough phrase, but I love it.
It turns into like a, Uh, what do you call it?
Troy McClure sleeps with the fishes style joke about about JD Vance being sexually attracted to couches.
Uh, pretty, pretty funny.
And yeah, they got so mad at it.
They were like, well, what if we said Tim Waltz drank a bunch of horse cum and he got all the cum all over his face.
And look, I even drew a picture of it for you.
See?
And he's saying, good and tasty too.
And holding a bottle that says horse sperm.
And I'm not making this up.
I've, I've presented Tony with this meme that I'm talking about, including the cum dribbling down.
Tim Waltz's chin while he wears a Michigan State jersey that you did read verbatim.
By the way, it does literally say good and tasty too.
It does say that like those actual words fucking insane man.
Oh yeah, you think we're weird?
You think that's like egg nog in that bottle, maybe or like because he's holding a bottle, but it's like and they just labeled it crudely.
This is horse sperm.
Yeah, but I think the hand itself is like photoshopped.
Oh yeah, that's not his hand.
Yep, that actually might be a bottle of horse sperm.
I also I do love that they said sperm and they didn't say come Yeah, this was- I think it's classy of them.
National Conservatism on Twitter tweeted out, quote, J.D.
Vance is weird, but then they have a supposed screenshot here of the AP fact check.
The claim, Walls once had his stomach pumped because he drank a gallon of human semen.
The facts, it was horse semen.
Wow.
Wow.
Okay, there you go.
I like that they're giving us this I like it.
There's just like a screen grab that they put words on.
Yeah, it's not even written.
I mean, it's it's written with like the cadence of a joke.
So it's it's comes across as fake, you know, which is fine.
If you're just going for the joke, I believe this is like a an old joke, though, that they're that they're cribbing from You know, it didn't, it didn't fool me.
I could tell that this, uh, this was a fake fact check screenshot, but in this group where I saw the Tim Walz cum dribbling down his chin horse sperm meme, uh, it was in a group called Democrats are dumber than a cinder block.
Yep.
Yep.
Then a cinder block.
I just love when they just go the extra mile to make it their thing.
Make customize a little bit better.
You know, not dumber than a rock.
Dumber than a cinder block.
Dumber than a brick.
Tim Walls is one sick, twisted nutjob.
Read this 1995 news story.
And included with this meme that he made of Tim Walls drinking cum, he made, somebody made a fake newspaper article, I think using AI or Photoshop or whatever.
The top, I don't have the screenshot in front of me, but the headline, yeah, here it is.
Local man's stomach pumped after quote neighborhood dare goes wrong.
And so that neigh right there is a horse pun.
But then, in the story, it never says anything about it being horse cum.
It just sort of repeats itself over and over, you know, with elaborate language and quotation to say that he ingested a foreign substance.
He ingested a material and had to have his stomach.
It's whatever.
It's them trying to be clever and saying, well, the newspaper wouldn't print the word cum, but it really happened.
It's just I don't know, like in general.
Okay, if you're going to make fun of a politician like I'm usually all for that and make fun of Tim Tim Walls, you want I don't I don't care.
It does seem pretty desperate.
I don't know.
And also the sex thing, I don't know.
I don't really want to joke about politicians and sex.
I don't want to imbue my sexual fantasies on them because I like them.
I don't want to have sexual hate fantasies about them because I don't like them.
I just want to decouple At least politicians.
You can't really decouple politics from sex, obviously.
But the politicians, no.
Please, no.
Please don't do this to me anymore.
Yeah.
We don't need it.
The people on Facebook, like, they just think this is real.
Of course.
So, under this post with Tim Walz with horse cum on him, Gary Dyson Huff says, God help the USA and the world if they get in.
Becky Cole later says, What a sick man and then puts the the green puking emoji.
And these people are like, you know, fifty five, sixty, just like normal people with tropical vacation profile pictures or family pictures.
Jamie K Costello says, Please make this shareable, please.
This ugly, evil heart man is mentally disturbed and should never, ever be elected to an office in our America.
He is a cowardly traitor.
And you know, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta give him, they're just saying he drank the cum.
They didn't say he sucked off the horse.
Right.
And it could have been, it could have been an American horse.
You know, it wouldn't, that wasn't necessarily an Arabian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love the other trader parts.
Great.
And also if this, this, if this was the same thing where it was like, if like Angie Huberman went on the Joe Rogan podcast and was like, I've been drinking about two tablespoons of horse cum every day.
And my tea count has just gone through the roof.
They'd all be buying horse cum.
Right.
You know, but it's like, because you're trying to make it.
Yeah.
It's just so funny when you're eating the testicles.
That's it's good because there's common there.
Yeah.
That's what makes them good.
It's, you know, that's the good stuff.
That's where the, all the energy gets, you get the energy from them.
Please make this post that got shared into this group shareable.
Please, the people have to know.
Please I listen.
I know you made this meme with Tim Walls having come all over his face just for you to look at, but please you have to think about considering letting other people look at your meme somehow, please.
I'm hearing this in the voice of the woman who the girl's like, oh my God, mom, they just saw Jesus was just seen and she's like, please, please show it to me, please Rachel, please show it to me, please.
That time, that's exactly the voice I'm reading this comment in.
That's so fucked.
I'm surprised there wasn't, like, a right-wing backlash to that.
Like, look at how this girl treats her devoted faith, her faithful grandmother or mother.
Please make it shareable.
Please make this shareable.
Please, please show me.
Torturing this old woman for likes on Facebook.
That was great because remember that the trend trend started with like you would say that some celebrity died and then the parents like oh no, but she just went straight to you know, they they salt Jesus.
Please, please share it to me.
Please show me how to see this evil heart man.
Just get mentally disturbed.
Getters subscription to CBN and they'll see they'll see Jesus all the time.
Rebecca.
Yeah, mom, they saw Jesus and they said that you should lend me five thousand dollars.
Jesus said that I can't show it to you because now you're questioning Jesus and you can't really do that and you're testing him.
That's a sin.
More replies to the Tim Walls me horse come meme.
Debbie Rosenberg says and they have the audacity to call JD Vance weird.
Not only is Waltz weird dot dot dot, but he is sickening also I mean, listen, I know plenty of people who fuck couches.
I don't know anybody who's drinking a whole gallon of horse come.
That's the thing is like again.
They take it too far.
They make it too weird.
Like the whole thing about fucking a couch is like it's an innocent.
It's it's a like an innocent thing that you could only the mind of an innocent person could fuck a couch.
Honestly, you know what I mean?
Like it's like something, you know, a teenage guy might do that.
You would laugh at for sure.
I mean, they made a whole movie about fucking a pie.
Yeah.
It's like, that guy's a star.
We all laughed along with him and cried along with him.
You guys just instantly went to, I'm going to drink gallons of horse cum, or I'm going to make the other guy drink gallons of horse cum in my mind.
I love it.
It's also such a juvenile thing, man.
Like, it's not just juvenile, but like easy.
It's like the first thing, like you're like, wow, you're treading the same boards as Van Wilder in 2002.
Yeah, I just re-watched Freddy Got Fingered, and there's the scene where the elephant comes all over his dad.
Oh, I remember that.
It's like plaster.
It plasters him to the wall, I think.
And it's like that's what you're doing.
You're doing two thousand and one tom green humor, but you didn't even good.
You didn't even do it.
You like you made a still image.
I'm not impressed.
I've seen plenty of still images with come on it.
Please jerk off a horse onto a wall mannequin, just onto a mannequin.
You know Uh, J.D.
Vance will have my vote if he jerks a horse off to completion on an effigy of Tim Walz.
That's my promise right now.
Uh, yeah, more replies.
Marianne Brown says, EWWW!
And puts the gritting teeth emoji.
Susan Pietraniello says, SICK!
David McCallop says, WACK-A-DOODLE DELUXE!
The first two are such reasonable responses to if you believe this, but if you do believe this and your response is wackadoodle deluxe.
Yeah, I'll be more concerned about the horse come actually, but yeah, I'll take a yikes burger with holy fuck on top.
Audrey Ann Chambers says OMG and he wants to be VP of our country?
WTF is wrong with him?
Someone this stupid should never hold an office in this country.
I'll bet he is the laughingstock the world over.
How deranged can you get to do something so stupid?
All those questions had, you know, like three question marks on them.
He's so stupid to jerk off a horse and drink the cum?
I promise you right now that there are more people laughing at you in this very moment, actually, Audrey Ann Chambers, the world over, than are actually taking that serious and laughing at that.
We're all laughing at you because you were such a gullible little dumb idiot.
People are like, Americans are so stupid.
Look at the shit they believe.
Yeah, the difference is like, for one thing, it's more believable that JD Vance or that any teenage boy might have fucked a couch, embarrassingly enough.
That's in the realm of possibility.
This, again, goes outside that realm, into the realm of pure fantasy.
Your fantasy, to be specific.
The difference is the right is already primed to believe their own fantasies.
There's right-wing canon that's just a shitpost, like Michelle Obama being trans.
That's canon.
She's big money.
That's that.
And some of them probably genuinely believe it.
Some of them probably just think it's funny and, you know, don't care that it's not true.
And then other people are probably like, yeah, maybe, whatever.
This is just funny enough to say.
Like.
You get, I don't know you.
It's no surprise that even such a sweaty meme as Tim Walz drinks horse gum.
Is still just passing with them.
Like, of course it was going to work, even though from the outside it looks like an insane thing to do.
This is, I predict, now just going to be canon.
Like, Paul Pelosi had a gay lover who tried to hit him in the head.
Like, that's with the hammer.
Like, that's just smack the winky.
Playing smack the winky with the hammer.
That's just canon now.
And this is going to become canon.
And in becoming canon, it's going to make them look Even more weird than they already are.
It's going to continue their own alienation and their own negative perception from the rest of the world, frankly.
So, whatever.
It is what it is.
It was always gonna happen, and it is, and I guess, you know, we'll see where it leads.
It was always gonna be horse come.
We always knew that from the beginning.
It was gonna end up being horse come.
Yeah, last comment Sam and Nancy Duncan says I thought the devil worshiping Clinton's was bad, but this is worse puking emoji.
It's somebody had to reply with like oh no, no, he was drinking the horse come for Satan.
That was actually part of as part of a ritual.
I just I don't like I agree drinking horse come as bad.
It's probably not healthy for you.
If I believed in the devil, what I think that was worse than Worshipping the devil?
True.
Yeah, there's no way.
If you really believe in the devil, I think one's way worse.
One's gross and harmless.
I think you're just trying, like, kink shaming.
She, like, thinks that drinking horse cum is a band of the LGBTQ rainbow.
And, you know, honestly, like, drinking horse cum is not inherently unethical.
It's how you get the cum that can be bad.
Sure.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't spend a lot of money on like a purebred race.
Horses come, you know, and that's that's that was probably, you know, gathered ethically, but you know, you can't you just can't go get wild horse come.
That's where it gets dicey.
I think it's probably bad for your body to drink that we not great for your body or maybe it's really good for your body and they're just not telling us and they don't want keeping a secret.
I want you to know That's why they didn't, you know, this is, this is, I've wrecked them all over again.
That's why they're making fun of Tim Walz using this.
You have to look to see who benefits from this.
And it's the people who don't want you to drink horse cum.
Look at who you, look at who you're not allowed to criticize in society to see who reveals the power.
And it's the anti-horse cum people.
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