TODAY: It’s the ultimate right-wing Kamala meme meltdown, and we’re covering all of it now to get it out of the way. It’s a torrential amount of cope as Trump supporters cling to theories about Democrats conspiring to foil their own plans, The right gets even weirder about women to own the Harris campaign, And Facebook boomers deploy photoshopped images so poorly edited even their peers are clocking them. Finally, we dive into a Law Enforcement Group comment section for a spirited debate on whether Kamala is scientifically Black or eligible to run for president. Daddy- Nourished by Time Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week
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Okay, I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
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Somebody today asked me is like, have you guys ever talked about like, like PewDiePie and stuff?
I'm like, no.
Cause real Americans don't know who the fuck that is.
Does your aunt know who PewDiePie is?
If your aunt doesn't know about him, we don't talk about him unless it's entirely out of the context.
Real Americans would try to burn PewDiePie if they came across him on the street.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They would, they would kill him with a hammer.
And yeah, thanks again for joining us.
And if you hear anything off-putting or offensive from me, I'm just quoting a Facebook comment.
Yes.
Anytime it sounds like I have a bad opinion or a wrong opinion, or if it just sounds like something I've said frequently on this show, it's just a quote.
I'm just quoting, you know, Lindsay in Rob Crawford.
Yeah, it's definitely coming from a joint Facebook account.
This terrible take you just heard, it probably belongs to a joint Facebook account.
And besides, I should be able to say it anyway if I'm just reading along to my favorite comments.
Right, Tony?
Yeah, you want to do the comments justice.
I want to give it its raw portrayal.
I'm not going to censor myself You know, that's not what the artist, that's not what the artist, the poster would have wanted.
Mark Zuckerberg pulled me on stage and you think I'm not going to hit that hard?
Think I'm not going to do my fucking damnedest?
No.
No, I'm punching it.
I'm punching, I'm going to say, I'm going to say libtard with a hard R. Oh man.
White boy says libtard in perfect accent.
Stuns crowd.
The crowd left silenced.
What's up, everybody?
Before we get into the show, I did want to shout out fellow Teamster and horticulturist Kat from San Diego on becoming a shop steward, becoming a Teamster shop steward.
Awesome.
Really cool.
James told us that you were stepping up.
You saw an opportunity for some more leadership within your local and within your workplace.
And you did something incredibly selfless, which is, yeah, become a shop steward, become a representative for your coworkers.
And that's amazing.
Thank you for doing that.
Yeah.
Shout out to you.
That's fucking huge.
I would not.
I am what you would call a lazy person.
So I'm glad we have people like you out there.
See me, I'm not lazy.
I'm just selfish.
So I get to still like look down on you, Tony, for being lazy.
I'm like, I could do it.
I just don't.
I don't want to.
Yeah, but for different reasons.
Yeah.
But on with the show.
So, as we've kind of, you know, as we discussed previously, Biden is out.
Biden is done.
He's toast.
They're practically putting the presidency in amber for him.
Well, not for him, but for Kamala, because What's developed since our last episode is that Kamala has become the presumptive nominee, like I suspected she would.
The Clintons endorsed her, Pelosi endorsed her, and now finally the Obamas have endorsed her.
Did you see that perfect phone call between her and the Obamas, Tony?
No.
Were they speaking in secret mulatto code?
I need to hear it.
Maybe I can decipher some things.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm not going to speak for mulattoes.
You know, I don't think it's up to me to decide what's official mulatto, but thank you for, you know, offering that responsibility to me.
To me, it just sounded like a real normal conversation between really good friends and just nothing scripted or recorded.
You couldn't hear the cassette button engaging before Obama talked each time.
Well, that's, that's just great.
We're so, we're so proud of you.
See, Kamal, we need somebody back in the office who understands what it's like to be, in fact, too black for the white kids and too white for the black.
That's, that's America right there.
Yeah.
See, we did, we had our first black nerd president already with Obama.
Uh, now we need like, uh, Hmm.
What is Kamala?
Because I wouldn't call her like a nerd, you know?
No.
Like a normie or something.
I don't know.
She's not even half white.
I mean, if we're going by stereotype, she'd be a nerd.
But we're not doing that.
That's not what we do here.
Um, yeah, she's, she's just, she's just like basic, which is good.
Like, yeah, she's, she just reeks of basic, which is nice because like, that's, that is, that is America.
You know, she is, she's even like, you know, the hue of pumpkin spice.
She's, she's perfect.
She's perfect for this.
Okay.
Uh, let it be known.
Tony was quoting a Facebook comment when he said Kamala was the shade of pumpkin spice.
And as we know, you hate pumpkin spice.
We all hate pumpkin spice because it's female-coded.
It's, you know, stuck-up broad who won't call me back or even look at me when I ask her if she's single-coded.
So that is what that commenter was implying about Kamala as well.
I was actually quoting somebody who was talking to me who called me a pumpkin spice, melanated head ass.
And I was like, all right, I guess, I guess I'll take that.
I don't see, I don't see pumpkin spice.
I mean, like cinnamon maybe.
See, at that point we're splitting hairs.
We're splitting hairs at that point.
I didn't see it either, but you know, I had to take the L. I mean, the obvious one is like caramel macchiato, Tony.
You're a caramel macchiato to me.
Upside down, common macchiato headass.
So, yeah, Kamala Kamala became the presumptive Democratic nominee.
I mean, Joe Biden endorsed her when he dropped out, and it is still driving the right insane as we kind of talked about how they're they're trying to make this the Democrats January 6th.
By endorsing a Democratic candidate before their convention, they somehow think this is illegal or something.
No, as we said previously on this show, the Democrat and Republican parties, they're like fan clubs.
You get to have a subscription and donate money to them.
There's no law that says what they get to do with their party.
It's their party.
You're just watching and applauding or booing.
Yeah, you don't get to like make a request on the set list or anything like that.
You just get like you get you literally just get a sticker is all you get.
Just like a fan club.
But this is yeah, this is one way I saw them attempting to cope with the sudden appearance of a not non octogenarian decaying racist on the top of the Democratic ticket.
It's the.
It's the Leo DiCaprio meme from Django Unchained, where he's drinking his little cup and he's like, oh, you know, he's like laughing smugly.
And it's impact font, of course.
Top text, top text, me watching the left.
Then bottom text, realizing the 100 million ballots they prefilled now have the wrong name.
Yep.
Got, got their ass.
This is good, actually.
This is good.
Yeah.
I love it.
I love it.
Cause like, you know, that was, that's always been the theory, you know, that, that's how they stole the election was all the fake ballots, all the ballots that went missing.
And I like how they're still thinking like, Oh no, they're doing this analog.
They're pre-filling out ballots.
They're not going through the motion.
So there is like something physical, but they're still doing the a hundred million fake votes.
I'm so sure.
We all know they're actually just hiring the world's best hacker, a 19-year-old trans woman, to just hit a couple keys and erase your opinion from existence.
Yeah, that's the real erasure they need to be worried about is all the hackers.
I love this so much.
Yeah, the Democrats, they played themselves because they wanted Biden But then, question mark, now they don't, now they, like, forced Biden out?
Yeah.
Like, aren't the Democrats the one who forced him out?
Like, I don't...
I don't know.
Doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but I like that they're finding solace somehow.
And once again, just to remind everybody, this character they're using in the meme who is portraying them is Leonardo DiCaprio and Jango, who is the character who does orchestrate fight to the deaths between slaves.
This is like a bad guy.
This is one of those moments where they're openly talking about how awful they are as people.
Because they like that character.
He's a he's a charming character to them.
I just identify with him and it was, it was a different time.
It was a different time, Tony.
I don't know.
I don't know what more to tell you.
Yeah, exactly.
The NFL didn't exist yet.
Okay.
What were we supposed to do?
What were we supposed to do?
UFC wouldn't come around for years.
Where are we supposed to see this kind of stuff?
It's nice to see you with your privilege looking back on these people, on these marginalized sports fans.
And then, yeah, okay, but they're also doing the meme that I said they would do, which is just calling her a slut.
That's, like, gonna be a lot of what we're looking at here.
It says Harris, but the two R's are her high heels up in the air, and that was, I don't know if people remember, during the Biden, or even, yeah, during the primary, I think they were calling her Heels Up Harris.
That was her nickname.
Because she had sex.
She had sex with that.
Remember that guy who was her boyfriend?
She probably had sex with him.
She probably had sex with him.
It's funny because this is like, I like this.
I like this little illustration.
It's kind of cunty.
You know, it's like got, it's got like, you know, six inch little black heels.
Stilettos just up, up there making the R's.
And it's like, it's kind of cute.
It's like kind of stylized too in a way that's nice.
But yeah, then you remember what they're doing and they're calling her, they're calling her a slut.
She's not kicking your feet up giggling.
She's coming.
She's coming right here.
They should reclaim this.
Like they should draw the rest of this image because it's just her disembodied ankles like cut off.
They should draw the rest of her body and it is she's just like on I don't know her bed or she's on a rug on the floor and she's but she's on her back but she's holding her sides laughing because she's filled with so much joy at being able to represent the American people.
She's actually doing, she's actually mid backflip right here, and that's why her feet are at the angle they're at.
Yeah, she's actually doing the backflip in Leaving Song Part 2 by AFI.
Remember that?
Her feet are X'd up.
We forgot to mention that.
This other meme, this is a more serious meme, but it's also just about her having sex.
It's a photo of her, I think, when she was with Montel.
We all see the Montel shit that happened?
No.
Montel, so yeah, she like dated Montel.
Was she with him?
She was dating him.
That's tight.
From what I can tell, from the images that I've seen, and from Montel like supporting her, They dated, but there's a photo of Montel with her with his arm around her at some, uh, what do you call it?
Like red carpet event or TV event or something.
And he's also got his hand over the arms of another, like, young, sexy thing.
So they're, like, trying to make it seem like Harris, Kamala Harris, was part of a thruple with Montel Williams and, I believe, his daughter, who is the other woman in that photo from what Montel has said on Twitter.
But all this led up to one of my favorite tweets ever, which is Montel Williams saying, who is cat turd?
Oh, he's the one saying that's awesome.
I think Montel sucks.
I'm guessing Montel sucks.
Why?
Um, well, cause he dated Kamala Harris.
Oh, well, yeah, I'm sure he sucks in like a generic rich celebrity way.
But also I think, I don't know, he might be, he might be guilty of doing some like spectacle at the expense of people who might not, who shouldn't be in that, you know, be done, be done to them.
I don't know.
I'm just guessing.
Um, but it is really funny.
I do love that anytime there's like a man and a woman together, like that's the only reason they'd be together.
There's no way it could be his daughter for instance.
Well, it's just being a woman is sexualized, Tony.
I don't know if you know this, Tony, but women... I've been hearing about it.
Women are sexual, bro, OK?
As much as the left tries to pretend they're not, they just are.
And so whenever I see a woman, you know, this is why we can't let our children be trans, because then they'll be a woman, you know?
Then they'll be sexual.
Then they'll be a girl.
And that's why all that stuff is inherently sexual to me, a straight guy.
The real reason they're scared of their sons becoming trans women is because they want their sons to be able to hang out with their uncles without their uncles getting horny.
That's the real fear.
They really genuinely think just being trans is sexual.
Not just that it's a sexual topic, but that it is an expression of Not like sexual preference, but just sex.
It's like sexiness or the idea of fucking.
Like, that's why they are like, you know, trans people shouldn't be teachers or whatever, because it's inappropriate for you to be, uh, that, you know, that sexy around my kid.
Yeah.
It's not, it's not, it's not, it's just, they're just too hot.
They're just too hot.
I need my kid to focus.
I can't, I can't focus on all these fucking hotties around.
That's why they do that shit.
Like that one guy who did that publicity stunt pretending to be trans where he had like giant fake breasts in his, he was a teacher and he had like giant oversized comical breasts or whatever that is just what they think it means to be trans which you know she could you know i mean you know everybody has has a right to be sexy i'm not saying that um but it's just i don't think it's it's not inherent and inherently
it's not an expression of sex well sexy people deserve the right to work um Um, I'm assuming that's why I'm finding a job right now is I'm just too sexy.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And that's why women shouldn't be in the workplace.
Like they're not discriminating just against trans people.
It's like a, it's like a uniform principle.
Like there should be no women anywhere except at home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not, they just don't want more women.
Okay, but so this is a photo.
Yeah.
Montel also was like, I don't know, cat turds, like said something rude back to him.
And he was like, uh, hello, cat turd.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
And I, I heard you ran over your dog while intoxicated and I hope you get the help you need.
Hell yeah, Montel.
That's awesome.
So I think it's okay if Montel exploited other addicts To dunk on Kat, like if it all led up to this moment of him roasting Kat Turd, I think it was worth it.
That's totally, I think it's totally worth it.
There's no bigger dunk than like empathy sometimes.
But on this meme, yeah, it's an image of Kamala Harrison, like a nice, I don't know, glamorous, like evening gown type thing.
It's like a silk dress.
And it says, this is a woman that seduces men to climb life's success ladder, period.
Also known as a Jezebel!
And then in blood red font, it says, this is what other nations will see.
I mean, isn't there other nations that have like a slutty leader?
Doesn't somebody else have a really cool, like slutty?
Yeah.
Italy.
Yeah.
Right.
Italy had that super slutty dude who fucked all the time.
He, they like elected him to fuck.
Uh, so this just proves like, you know, the, the unfairness.
Cause like, we love JFK cause he fucked.
They like, they, you know, Clinton's the first black president because he fucked.
And it's like, but now, now that we have a woman in here who fucks, it's like, Oh, okay.
Sorry.
Maybe, maybe, maybe the art of that, maybe art of the deal involves fucking.
Uh, this is another meme that I've, that I've seen.
Okay.
So like, I guess we, we should click.
So she dated, I refreshed my memory on the Kamala Harris.
Uh, what do you call it?
Theory, conspiracy theory or whatever.
And I didn't get to finish my thought when we briefly mentioned it on the episode with Sean.
Apparently the quote affair she had was with, I think Willie Brown, who was a political figure in California, uh, who was married at the time, but separated.
So like, that's what they're calling an affair.
Uh, that doesn't bother me at all.
You know, not that I'm like trying to defend Kamala Harris here, but I'm just saying like, I want to, I want everybody to know what's being talked about.
Like, at most, it's messy.
It's not like bad.
They didn't do anything wrong.
Yeah, get over it.
Well, let me finish.
Willie Brown did like appoint her in a position in the California got, you know, not at the state level, I don't think, but this, I don't remember somewhere in NorCal, I think is where they were anyway.
I've put the level of investment into researching this, that I actually care about it.
Cause all I care about is just like, Not misrepresenting it on the podcast.
Um, so she had an affair.
She was not, I mean, whatever.
I don't mean it in the bad way.
She was with Billy Brown, who was apparently separated from his wife.
And then he gave her a job.
And so that's the part where it's like, okay, that sounds like normal nepotism.
I don't, you know, it's, it's probably bad, but I don't, it doesn't strike me as like, I don't know what he like dishonest or anything like that.
I don't know.
Yeah, like there's a million people who were voting for who were the nephews of somebody like that's it's the same thing.
But yeah, that's definitely like how she got to be Attorney General of California was by fucking and sucking.
It's insane.
Like it's like it's like I mean, I know Hollywood is in California, but it's not.
Run by Harvey Weinstein, necessarily.
I saw this meme a lot, and Sean Farish on Twitter says it, puts it the most simply, and most plainly, and most effectively, I think.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Kamala Harris put out a statement, colon, line break, line break, line break, quote, hock to a, end quote.
Yep.
And this has 3.2 thousand likes, and I think this guy is a podcaster.
I think that's why he's so funny.
It's probably all the experience on his podcast.
And then OneRepublic replies, the originator of the, quote, hawk to a And so that's, that's another meme.
So, so you saw the meme where, you know, it's, it's her doing Hawk Tua to the nation or to Biden or something like that.
But then there's another meme that says, actually, she was the first Hawk Tua.
Not only you, I mean, your meme is correct.
You're not wrong, but also I mean, wouldn't you, if, wouldn't you want like somebody who's innovator like that?
Wouldn't you want somebody who was like a leader, you know, like dicks are cool, but they'd be cooler if we spit on them.
Somebody who thought outside the box and was willing to get dirty, you know, make, get, get, get into the creases, you know, really make it happen.
Um, but I, you know, I do like this because it is actually an appropriate It actually is an appropriate use of hock to a, as opposed to like the many other times I'm seeing it, um, where it doesn't really make any sense.
They're just saying it.
So at least there's still like calling her a slut here, which is, you know, which is what this should be used for.
Totally.
It's not like saying, you know, Trump is going to hawk to the nation or whatever.
Um, yeah, I, uh, I like that.
It's Hey, remember that?
Woman we all love that we like put on stage at country music festivals across the country.
Yeah.
Are this new Democrat presidential nominee?
She's just like that.
A fucking slut.
A fucking whore.
Can you believe this shit?
I'm so fucking mad.
I didn't even think about it.
They fucking love her.
She just met RFK.
Did you see that?
They just met, took pictures together and stuff.
It's like, what is, what is this world we live in?
And the caption was like, hawk to a girl meets Robert F. Kennedy.
He's like, what, what are you doing?
What's happening right now?
I think he liked the vaccine.
Oh, I hope he embraces it and runs with it.
You know, You know what doesn't make me want to hock to a prescription medicine for depression and anxiety?
Yeah.
Instead, we should put you to work.
What is he doing?
He wants people to work on farms.
He wants people to work their anxiety off on a farm, you know, owned by him or something.
Yeah.
You know what would really make you not sad?
Coming in cultivating vegetables with me for no pay.
Yeah.
Harvesting my grapes.
Yeah, please.
They're, they're yelling like, and at like big golf tournaments, when they hit the driver, they yell things.
People are yelling haktua.
It doesn't, it doesn't make any sense.
And I'm also like, you guys know, if you're the one yelling haktua, you know that you're the one haktua-ing now, right?
Like, you know, you're being real gay when you do that.
That's fine.
Why are you shaming them for that?
Because I don't think they want to be that.
I don't think these dudes want to be that.
I think there's plenty of guys who are uncomfortable expressing their sexuality in this country.
And if Hoctua, if the Hoctua girl gives them an opportunity to flirt, flirt around with that idea, I think, I think we should not say anything.
I think we should give them the thumbs up when they do that, when they Hoctua a ball that like kind of hits your heels because you haven't left the green yet.
Yeah.
I'm going to, I'm going to do, I'm going to, I'm just going to, I'm just going to pull my dick out when I see, when they do that.
Hmm.
Give them a, give them a chance to be about that life.
That, that, so you're talking about like immersion therapy kind of.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Want them to confront their fears.
Yeah.
Kamala Harris.
I love Kamala Harris put out a statement, not even Kamala Harris puts out a statement.
Yeah.
She, Kamala Harris, said something.
Talk to her.
Talk to her.
And so this is also just another, this is also just another Kamala meme that you'll see, which is, it's just her in lingerie, her like with no, no panties on.
She's got the top part of the lingerie, but the bottom is just like stock, like hose, hosiery.
It's garters.
Garters.
And she's bending over the resolute desk and her, her arm looks fucked up right here.
I'm just going to say that.
It's funny.
Cause it's like, it's, it's an, you know, it's AI image.
What's funny though.
It's like, it's not insulting.
No, she looks great.
It's fine for like 65.
How old is she?
85, 85 years old.
I think she's eight, she's 86 and a half years old.
Uh, but it's, it's also, I also liked the, the, like, it's kind of a realistic body.
Like she has a little tummy.
It is.
I think it's supposed to be maybe insulting because she's got a little pooch on her tummy hanging, hanging down just a little bit, which, you know, it's, it's fine.
The, you know, the rest of her looks makes up for, you know, goes curves in the opposite direction.
It's got a nice balance to it.
It's great.
Yeah.
I think I'm just, I just want everybody to know that the body in this image is acceptable to me.
I'm cool.
I'm cool with it.
I just want everyone to know, um, would absolutely would.
I just want to, I want to make it clear.
Cause I'm, you know, I'm not, I'm not like that.
I'm not a piece of shit like that.
Yeah.
Uh, but she's bent over the desk in the oval office, but like over the, it looks like she's over the front of it.
Yeah.
That's the part I don't like.
She should be behind the desk, not in front of the desk.
She's like facing the window, kind of.
She should be behind the desk, Tony.
You're totally right.
We've never had a woman president before.
Hillary came close, and she came close enough to where we got a taste of what it would be like With a female president in, in regards to the memes, in regards to the responses.
And I do hope that like Kamala Harris wins the presidency.
So we get our first batch of like madam president memes, which again are all just going to be AI images of her naked.
Which I think it was only going to help her.
You know, I just think they're doing a nice job.
Sorry.
Yeah.
I just think they're going to be funny.
I just think they're going to be like good memes, you know?
Her poo rating's gonna go up.
All these people who don't know AI are gonna see it and be like, well... Well, I mean, she's just fine by me.
Uh, some people, they don't need AI to express themselves vis-a-vis their vice president.
Uh, like this guy who just posted, uh, what appears to be a cum tribute to Kamala Harris.
It's, it's like a photo, a physical photo of Kamala Harris with globs of white shit all over her face.
Uh, and the person who posted this was major swagger, fire emoji verified.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
This is how I think.
I think he thinks he's owning her.
He's like, she's such a slut.
Even I can come on a printed fucking home office printer paper of her.
It's so funny because like, I mean, it's, it's clearly not, it's clearly not an actual load.
This is real cum, Tony.
I just like how it's placed.
It's, it's like only on her, it's on her face and her chest, but then it's also on her hand.
Like there's a lot on her like hand that's, and there's, there's a void between her head and her hand and there's no, there's no cum there.
It's just only.
Well, it's because.
The accuracy is great.
Yes, totally.
I mean, if your vice president doesn't use her hand as well as... I can't even finish that.
Well, the hakua only makes the hand work better.
That's the real reason between the hakua.
So we all know she does.
According to her statement, at least.
Yeah.
No, this is like he put like Elmer's glue as, as jizz.
And it's like, you know, I know this is gross stuff and a bit like a bad person did this, but it's, it's, it's just so absurd to me that I still think it's kind of funny.
I just, I have a kind of twisted, dark sense of humor.
So I think come as funny, but not in the way that he wants.
He's not making me laugh.
All right.
No, no.
No, the idea that he thinks he's insulting her when in fact he's paying tribute to her is the part.
Cause the thing is, I think there are, I think there are like probably libs out there doing cum tributes to her.
Like for real.
Yeah.
White men for Kamala.
That is a cum tribute.
Yep.
Yep.
Um, yeah, I think we'll get, we might get to the white women for Kamala thing.
Um, so, and then this is that guy who draws the really upsetting comics.
Um, like about, like he had the one with Kamala screaming in the war orphans face.
It was like a us soldiers.
A dead U.S.
soldier's kid who was carrying a folded American flag.
Mm-hmm.
And she like screamed in his face, Happy Sunday, or something like that.
Yeah.
Because she did a tweet that said Happy Sunday on Veterans Day after already doing a tweet that said Happy Veterans Day.
And everybody was like, You're spitting in this child I drew's face!
Yeah, yeah.
But it's that guy and he's drawn a four panel comic and it shows, yeah, like a young boy again, just to kind of a fixation on children.
It would seem a young boy looking at which monument is this, the Lincoln monument or now the, uh, the Washington monument, whatever.
It's the one that looks phallic.
If you get, if you get where we're going with this, I didn't get, I didn't know that it did until this comic.
Now it all makes sense to me.
The kid, close up on the kid, all that work for nothing.
And the kid, if you look closely, is wearing a shirt that says, Bussin for Biden.
Which is a shame that that shirt didn't actually exist, because I think that's a, I think maybe if that shirt existed, he wouldn't have had to drop out.
So I'm not, I'm not like stereotyping you, Tony, and I don't want to put you on the spot.
I just don't particularly know what this phrase would mean in this context.
Do you have any idea?
Like, does this make sense to you?
Well, that's the thing that's funny about it, right?
Is that like, so bussing, I think the way he's used to the word bussing is when like, oh, this is bussing, like talking about food usually.
And usually it's like a young white kid doing a food review who's like trying to sound ethnic.
And they say, you know, it's a good thing.
But the thing is, if you're bussing for somebody, if you're like, I would think maybe like bussing it open, but bussing it down for somebody, then you're like, You're kind of like slutting it up for Biden.
Busting.
Busting for Biden.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cause.
Okay.
So then you confirmed my suspicions because I was like, Oh, busting just means good.
But this is, I think this is also not a way where they're busting, but they're accommodating Biden busting as well is what this type of like, if you're busting it down or busting open forum, then, then you're also accommodating Biden to come as well.
Sure.
I mean, that's what I was going to get at.
Right.
Okay.
So.
Busting for, but that's like a verb, right?
It's on the shirt.
It's a verb.
It's good for, it's, it's busting for Biden.
Yeah.
So what does that mean?
Are you making a pedophile joke about Joe Biden that they're busting together or something?
Like, did you do this accidentally?
Do you just think busting meant busting and then put it on a kid's shirt because you thought it would be funny or like show how weird fricking weird the Democrats are?
I think it's just like a, like a Gen Z word.
It's a Gen Z word and alliteration.
And he didn't really go any further past that.
Yeah.
He's probably not a weirdo.
He's probably no, no way.
He's not a weirdo.
There's, I don't think anything as comic would happen that would make me think he's a weirdo.
So, uh, so then Kamala Harris shows up.
Cause he says all that work for nothing.
He's sad that Biden dropped out.
He's reflecting on America, whether he believes in her anymore.
Then Kamala shows up and grabs his shoulder and says, never give up.
Let me show you how it's done.
And then the last panel is her head appearing from the top of the panel, going directly down with her mouth wide open so that she can swallow the entire phallic monument.
Yep.
Yep.
Looks like she's about to throw the monument, the whole thing.
Can we please, can we please keep these people like Kamala Harris away from our children?
If this, if this is what they're going to do in front of our children, like they're Ted, they believe when people, when people tell you who they are, believe them.
Yeah.
I listen, I don't want anybody who's, who's given sloppy to the monuments around my kids.
All right.
God damn it.
That's where I draw the line.
Like you're dude, you like you're drawing, You're drawing Kamala Harris, giving fellatio in front of a child and like talking to the child.
Yeah.
To prove that Democrats are the sickos.
Like this dude can't stop drawing children in inappropriate situations.
I might be like, I might be looking too hard at this, but you know, her shadow is cast on the monument as she's like following, going like head first into it.
And the shadow kind of looks like a horse.
Is that something?
Do they, like, call her, like, a horse something?
And is she, like, do they say she looks like a horse?
It looks like a horse, right?
The shadow?
No, just kind of looks like it looks like her lips are sticking out.
Oh yeah, never mind.
Yeah, actually, the shadow is more racist than the original illustration.
Yeah.
So just normal stuff.
And then, okay, this is what I saw on Facebook as well.
Screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot with the iPhone, like edit markup pen scribbled all over it.
Then another screenshot on top of that.
And then another, and then a photograph of a computer with the, with the screenshot on it till we finally get at this image.
Of Kamala Harris standing next to Jeffrey Epstein at a black, at a black tie event on the runway on like, on like the red, not the runway, but like the red carpet on the, in the press area outside.
Wow.
She went to, she went to some sort of premiere with Jeffrey Epstein.
This is crazy.
Tony, did you know this?
That's crazy.
And you know that, you know, you can't have a picture where Jeffrey, Jeffrey Epstein and still have political success.
Right.
It's impossible.
Well, you can't do that.
I think this proves she should be president.
All right.
Absolutely.
And she's qualified.
And then it says, Hey, wait, isn't that comma?
Nah, it couldn't be comma.
Hey, aren't we supposed to get a client list of this guy's business associates and or customers?
And then there's like a black bar because of the way that they screenshotted the screenshot, the screenshot, and then more red scribbling.
And then it says, make this photo famous.
And then it is the photo of Kamala Harris with who's definitely Jeffrey Epstein.
This definitely isn't just his head from one of the famous photos of Jeffrey Epstein, one of like the famous five Photos of like, I can just tell from the expression on this face and like the lighting.
I know which photo this is actually from.
Totally.
Yeah.
No, they've somebody doctored this photo and it's gone incredibly viral to the point where, yeah, it is reaching like This, the Boomer virility singularity, which is that it's been screenshotted a million times.
You're seeing like the fifth or sixth layer of screenshots through it.
And this was the top post.
This was the top post in this Facebook group.
And then I was like, okay, well, this is obviously fake.
Let me see in the comments to see who posts the real thing.
So I don't have to like, go look it up myself just for my own information.
And the people in the comment section who were, they were saying, no, it's edited.
They were posting the real photo, which appeared like this blurred.
Oh, oh.
And it says altered photo.
The same altered photo was checked in another post by an independent fact checkers.
But then you click, you can click through it to see, to get them to unblur it, to get Facebook to unblur it.
And it's the real photo of her with her husband.
At the premiere of The Broad, whatever The Broad is, but they're standing.
The Broad is that museum in L.A.' 's art museum.
Got it.
The Broad.
Yeah, very, very obviously the real image, which has now been censored by Facebook.
So good.
While the actual altered image was available as the top post in my feed.
But when people tried to correct the record, they got flagged for misinformation and had the photo blurred out.
It's great.
Cause that's, that's all AI and AI just said, well, I've only, I've seen the other one a million times.
I've only seen this one like three.
So this one must be the fake one.
Yeah.
It's, it's beautiful.
Like I'm glad real human beings don't have to moderate Facebook content anymore, but then you get stuff like this too.
Yeah, I'm really happy that people don't have to go through what a friend of the show told us they've had to go through when monitoring Facebook stuff, the awful, vile things they had to look at.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We should just make computers do that.
We should make smart computer feed the worst things into smart computers, unending, end on end.
Yeah, please.
Yeah, there was just some Reporting going out that, yeah, all of everything you tweet is getting sucked up by Twitter's AI program, Grok, so that they will be able to post such quality tweets as, another nine holes, fam.
Got this, got this modelo, especia.
I mean, yeah, if it's reading mine, that's basically what it's getting.
And I just wanted to say for the record, Elon Musk, I do not give you permission to use my tweets, but the tweets remain the property solely of this user at F L I E L D H T T P colon slash slash twitter.com slash F L I E L D Y. It's a combination of the two best base players.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm all same.
Same.
Can you, can you actually post that so I can screen grab it and then crudely Photoshop my user stuff over it?
Actually screen grab that and then post that.
Actually, if you just heard what I said, that counts for you too.
You're automatically rolled into it.
So share this episode with your friends.
Make sure they get immunity from Elon Musk's grok siphoning program.
That's how you protect your tweets is by listening to this episode out loud.
Hey, you can't do headphones.
You got it.
You got to play it loud when this part's happening.
Yeah, the shot spotters in your city have to be able to pick it up for it to be contractually binding.
And then they're posting this other this other one.
So people were like, oh, people were like, oh, that that image is fake.
Here's the real one.
Robert Siner, who is a Jeep guy, his avatar is a lifted Jeep or maybe that's an Isuzu.
I can't.
Can't tell.
It's a cool 90s all-terrain vehicle sort of thing.
Robert says, what about this one?
And it's, again, a screenshot of somebody else's post.
Not cropped, by the way.
I can see this motherfucker's time.
I can see the battery life.
I can see the Wi-Fi.
Embarrassing, bro.
It's a screenshot of Patrick's post who says, old photos never lie, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
And it's just very clearly an AI image of Kamala Harris and Jeffrey Epstein embracing on like a tropical white sands beach where Jeffrey Epstein is only wearing a thong Speedo and Kamala Harris is wearing You know, some like tasteful two piece bikini, but they're both like looking into the camera.
And yeah, they both look like they've been airbrushed onto the side of a van.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And because they're not only are their faces like too hyper, hyper realistic kind of thing with airbrush highlights, but also they're both kind of jacked like Epstein's jacked.
Yeah.
It's like I like how they make them look so flattering.
Oh, Epstein was jacked, bro.
And it's true, though.
Old photos never lie.
New A.I., on the other hand, that's all it does.
I love seeing this and thinking it's an old photo, like nothing about this look like she looks her current age in this photo.
He he looks like, you know, the age right before he died, like he he looks he's got white hair in this, you know, he's got amazing wrinkles and shit like they aged him up like this is what this is what he would look like if he were still alive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But what about this?
Hi.
Okay.
That one's fake.
What about this one?
Huh?
How do you explain two photos?
I really love about the screen grab.
It's like you said, it says everything on there, including Robert, Robert signers comment he left on this post.
Yeah.
But he edited out his name as if he can't see it through the red line.
He drew it.
Well, that's not an edit, Tony.
That's because his screen, he captured the little bar at the bottom of your iOS screen, like to be able to swipe up from the bottom menu.
Again, like a rookie mistake, you can wait and that bar goes away and then you take the screenshot.
Um, the last thing I wanted to share with these, just like generalized Kamala memes is, uh, Something similar.
We're still in Jeffrey Epstein mode, and this is just something great.
You don't see stuff like this as much anymore, especially on Facebook, so just kind of enjoy it when you see it.
So this is someone who's taken the photo, the edited photo of her with her husband at the Broad.
But it's Jeffrey Epstein's head, and they've made a video out of that still image.
Hey, Kamala, I never really found a convenient time to thank you, but when you came out to Epstein Island on the Lolita Express, I want to let you know that your interactions with all the children Willing and unwilling.
And your instructional expertise in techniques and tomfoolery.
This is so funny.
This is like the funniest joke I've ever seen.
You pretended to be Jeffrey Epstein to talk to Kamala Harris about child assault.
Like this is just his voice, right?
This is just the poster's voice.
Yeah.
This appears to be Dave Kendrick's voice.
I don't, this didn't like go viral.
This was an original, I mean, maybe he, he screen, he probably screenshotted it from somewhere else to be fair.
Okay.
But Dave Kendrick thought it was, I guess, funny enough to repost.
Wow.
Thank you, Kabbalah for your delicious interactions with the children.
So wild.
My profits increased tenfold.
No, I swear to God, my celebrity list grew by hundreds.
Is he trying to do a Buffalo Bill voice or is that just his voice?
Is he like, this guy's like a sicko.
This guy's got to be a fucking serial killer, right?
Yeah.
I think this is just this guy's voice.
He's not doing an Epstein voice is how he talks, but he's like, still, he's still kind of like delivering it.
He's still nice.
I swear to God.
And by the way, where is that book?
Oh, the DOJ has it.
That's it.
That's it.
And the book, the book is like the list of clientele, right?
Yeah.
Didn't we see it already?
We know we saw it.
We know who's in there.
Yeah.
It's out there.
I mean, it just, this is really extensive.
So I don't really know who's all on there, but I know you don't got to be a website where you can just check your favorite celebrities and see if they're on there.
Right.
You don't need to check it at all.
It's everybody who you think would be on it.
It's all your enemies.
You're the professor who failed you your sophomore year of college.
Your ex-girlfriend's on there for sure.
For sure.
And her dad.
Her dad, her and her dad are both on it.
Okay.
The last, I guess, I guess we're just talking about Kamala memes today, which is fine because We had to at some point and I'm glad we're getting it out of the way.
I think making a come tribute to Kamala.
That's a really good meme.
I would like to see more of those and we'll talk about them on the show.
If you do, if you do another one, I like cosplaying like Identifying with Jeffrey Epstein to own Kamala Harris.
I think that's a really good idea.
Classy move.
The more, the more audio you contribute to that, the more impressions you can do of Jeffrey Epstein, that's only going to be more harmful for her.
That's only going to be more evidence that people can pull and use against her.
And just remember, you don't need to do an impression.
You just need to be able to deliver a monologue.
We have the software where you can go ahead and do the mouth miming for you.
And it looks really good.
Yeah.
You just need to be like thinking about kids and SA all the time.
So real quick, he's saying that like she went and like taught the kids how to do the awful things better.
And that's why his client lists and profits grew.
Right.
That's what he's saying.
Yeah.
Word got around like, oh no, the kids can do the Kamala stuff now.
That's just the market, dude.
Well, what makes me want to visit your child sex slaves as opposed to his child sex slaves, huh?
You gotta give me something to entice me here, folks.
Kamala Harris just did a pretty incredible workshop for all of our slaves.
Do you want to go?
If that means anything to you, like it means to me, I mean, if those kinds of skills can get you to the, to become the head cop, the top cop of California, and she's old.
Imagine, just imagine.
Yeah.
It is so sick.
It is like getting the IDF to come train your local police department.
Yeah.
new holds less lethal techniques but like you might after several minutes you'll be praying for death I'll tell you that much.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I do.
I do like it.
Like you're, these people are such freaks, like not even like the whole sexual assault.
They'll all of that obviously insane that you would choose to spend your time with that stuff.
But then also just thinking about, The child sex exploitation market and thinking about how to be more dynamic and successful within the industry.
There's no coming back for some of these people, I think.
No.
What if you saw your coworker posted that?
Wouldn't you feel weird about them, right?
It's just because you find out where this guy lives and get him fired from Home Depot.
Because it's not just like you're choosing to wallow in some of the most Like the most gnarly thing in the world.
I would say you're choosing to spend time there and fantasize about it and wallow in it, but you're also doing the weird, like American thing, or maybe just, I don't know, maybe it's a human thing, but of like critiquing the industry and like, wondering but of like critiquing the industry and like, wondering how can we, you know, Jeffrey Epstein, sure.
He's had a lot of success, but like, I'm concerned with these moves that he made.
And like, I think, you know, if I were him, if I were the CEO, I'm fantasizing about being the boss again.
Like that's what I would do if I were Jeffrey Epstein is I would bring in a professional like Kamala Harris.
And I would deliver this message in a jib jab style video.
So, so demented.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like I said, you know, let's just get all the Kamala stuff out of the way.
I found an incredible thread that does represent, um, a, a method of reacting, a method of cope for the Kamala Harris presumptive nomination.
They are spiraling, uh, They're spiraling.
They're doing cum tributes to Kamala.
They're doing nude AI photos of Kamala.
They're posing as Jeffrey Epstein to own Kamala.
I don't know how effective those responses are going to be.
This is another really popular response to the Kamala Harris presumptive Democratic presidential nomination.
And it's to say that she's not black, actually.
And this is from Jerry Grubb in the Law Enforcement Facebook group.
It's just Law Enforcement Group.
LFG, let's fucking go!
It has a photo of Kamala Harris with her husband and her two stepkids.
And Jerry Grubb has shared his own post into the law enforcement group.
So like, let's make this viral.
Let's make my post go viral.
Here it is.
Let's do it.
And it says such a nice quote, black end quote, family.
So, Doug Amhoff, for people who don't know, he's not black.
He's just Jewish.
So, I definitely think you guys should be pointing out that her husband's Jewish.
You guys should all be like, he's, you know, run with that.
Yeah, do that.
That's, that's the move.
I let, yeah, the whole joke is like, look at her with her, like you said, her husband and her two stepchildren, kids that she didn't not birth.
Yeah.
Um, who are also white, um, like their parents.
Um, yeah.
And even if they did have kids together, yeah, they're probably going to be lighter than her.
That's just how it works.
Yeah.
And also, No one's like, you guys are talking about her being black way more than she is.
She does not, she does not try to, she does not try to, when she does the, when she does claim blackness, it's, it's, it's, it's never great.
I think she learned, I think she learned from it.
I haven't, I don't know.
I don't watch her that closely, but I think she had some problems in the primary that she maybe, maybe wants to avoid.
This time.
I don't, I don't think she's going to go on, um, on the morning show on K day again this time.
Um, you know, she sucks when I'm like, when I'm like rooting for Charlemagne, like if I'm rooting for Charlemagne against you, you, you suck.
This isn't the dunk you think it is, guys.
I like that white guys are doing black nationalism to own Kamala Harris.
Really shows you how much she cares about the black community when she went after another white colonizer.
She let the colonizer into her fucking bedroom.
Are we supposed to believe a single word she says about justice?
I mean, it's got a point there, you know, like I, you know, I have, I have a pretty, pretty firm rule.
You know, I don't, you don't, you don't catch me messing around the white men, you know?
Yeah.
They're going to run with the fucking campaign.
Kamala Harris.
So black.
She married a snow bunny.
She has a perfect lead for game crickets.
Just, yeah.
It's seven billboards in Nevada about how she's a race traitor.
It's going to totally work.
They're going to be like, you know, rumor has it that Trump has actually fucked plenty of black women.
So.
So Tim Wade says, so how can she be president if neither of her parents are American citizens?
So even in the post about how she ain't black, Jack.
The first comment is, yeah, but she's foreign of some kind.
Yeah, she's still not us.
Yeah, but still, something's wrong with her, right?
Tim Wade says, so how could she be president if neither of her parents are American citizens?
is one of the champions of law enforcement group uh tim wade says so how could she be president if neither of her parents are american citizens and jimmy replies she can't according to our constitution and i mean this is correct As far as I, this all sounds right to me.
This is the law enforcement group.
If anybody's going to know our constitutional rights, I think it would be law enforcement and people who support law enforcement.
They have stickers on their trucks to let you know that they're going to protect that constitution under, by any means, you know, all, all of them do.
And if, and if, if you could, if anyone can be president and you know, if we can have someone without us citizen president, you know, parents to be president, why wouldn't we run Arnold?
Exactly, exactly.
Jimmy replies to his own comment.
Her parents were not citizens of America, so she's not legally allowed to be president.
So just like repeating himself to himself.
Marge, another group's champion.
Wow.
Seems like a bit of a participation trophy.
Is everybody in the group a champion?
I don't know about this.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Marge says they just put it out tonight that she is definitely eligible to be president.
They just now put it out.
I love that CNN decided that she was eligible.
They just finally decided that it was okay for her to be president.
It sucks, but there's nothing we can do because CNN is not democratically controlled the way it should be.
I was fucking pissed because I was, you know, I was trying to watch a home makeover and it said breaking news now coming across the news table.
Kamala Harris does in fact, she's in fact eligible to be president.
I want you to know that they just announced right now breaking news.
They're just like, they're, they're running on fumes so hard.
They're trying to do birtherism again.
Yeah.
And it's like, well, of course they were going to try to do that.
I'm not at all surprised, but like she was already vice president.
She was already, in fact, the most eligible person to be president because she could possibly become president, not like based on merit or whatever, but, uh, she's that, that was her job is to become the president when the president dies.
It's kind of funny.
Like the only reason she's not president now is because none of you guys are really down.
So like, think about that.
Uh, yeah, but Marge says they just put it out that she is definitely eligible.
And then Missy replies to Jimmy, you need to learn what the constitution says.
Where a person's parents were born doesn't matter.
It's it where the person was born.
What?
Is this true, Tony?
I don't know about this.
I think that's true.
I also don't think both of her parents were not American citizens.
I don't know.
I don't know, but I don't think so.
They're Indian and Jamaican.
Dad is Jamaican.
Mom is Indian.
And that's just weird.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I hate that.
I just, it just sounds so delicious.
Sounds like the tastiest household.
I bet that house smells so good.
I mean, if it wasn't her parents, it probably would.
If they're like, like a cool working class Indian Jamaican family.
You ever eat, uh, vegetarian Jamaican food?
Oh yeah.
Vegan Jamaican food.
What is it?
Oh yeah.
Well, I mean, they just, I mean, luckily I live in California, Los Angeles area where you can get like, you know, some, some fucking jerk sateen.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's tight.
Uh, I've made some jerks.
Oyster mushrooms goes crazy.
I w I would eat them.
I would try them.
Yeah.
I think you would.
I think you'd enjoy them.
Sherry says, neither was Obama.
So replying to Jimmy, who says, you know, she she can't be president.
She wasn't whatever.
Her parents weren't born here.
And Sherry says, neither was Obama.
Democrats don't care.
And the hate the Constitution.
You know, so I like I like this tack.
I love this response to anybody who says Well, Kamala Harris, she's not this or she's not that, so she's not eligible to be president.
What you should say in response is, yeah, and neither was Obama, and they just let it happen.
What are you going to do about it?
Don't you remember when they burned the Constitution when Obama was inaugurated?
Do you remember that?
Democrats don't care.
We reported on that.
It's legal now for Democrats to break the law.
Yeah.
And only Democrats, they don't care about it.
See, but Republicans still care about decorum.
So they want, you know, citizen parents.
It's just like such an utterly blackpilled way to live your life.
Like it is still just such an investment in the elites.
Like, yes, the elites, the political leaders, the business leaders, the wealthy in this country and globally, you know, have a shit ton of power.
But you're just making up fantasy stories to give them even more power.
It's a truly depressing political set of politics.
It's funny, too, because I'm over the mindset that it doesn't matter.
She's going to lose.
Trump's got this in the bag.
You think she's going to lose?
You think Kamala's going to lose?
I thought so.
That's what I was saying.
I thought that that's what it was.
That's what I was thinking.
Um, but then I'm seeing the way they're coping so hard over this, over this prospect that it makes me wonder, Oh, like maybe she's, maybe she's a better candidate than I was giving her credit for because she does got them scared.
Literally.
I think she just has to be normal.
Yeah.
And she has a good shot.
I don't know.
Like, I know, I know there's racism still in their sexism and all that.
I just, I think, A lot of people are going to we're going to be depressed about this election no matter what and it was probably going to be a low turnout election, especially when Biden was on the ticket.
I think it's still going to probably be a low turnout.
Like, I don't think the right wing is super excited to vote for Trump again.
A guy who just lost and complains all the fucking time and is also kind of old and weird and creep, you know, crazy himself.
Like the thing, the thing that I saw about Trump's second run was like, well, I didn't vote for Trump the first time, but after Biden, like I'll vote against Biden or whatever.
Yeah.
I just, I think there's still a lot of people who don't like Trump.
Uh, I think that's kind of like the normal position and it's like, well, if there's not another gruesome figure opposing him, I don't really have a reason to vote for him.
Yeah, no, it's, it's crazy.
Yeah.
She's a much more viable option.
I realized, I think honestly the biggest liability she has is like, she has kind of a wild laugh.
Um, there, there, I think as long as she doesn't do some like very sound biteable laugh, Then she'll be good.
I think she might she I think she's got a good chance Even that like if that's her worst gaffe is that she laughs a lot like yeah, I do think she's she's kind of weird I do think she's like a fake politician obviously, but they're all they're all pretty fake like there's not very many like extra incredibly naturalistic politicians up there they've all done all the coaching and poll testing and whatever, experimenting on their, on their image and shit that turns you into a freak like that.
Um, but I think, yeah, she, I think the, the country yearns for normalcy.
I mean, I think it is like the, I think the brunch vote will come out very strong for her.
And I could see her winning.
I don't, you know, I'm not making any... I think you're right.
I'm not making any, you know, solid predictions, but I think she's got a better shot than Joe Biden did.
Totally.
I think she's going to do a lot better than I thought she was going to do even last week, just by seeing the response.
And like I said, more than seeing people, like, I don't really see people like capping for her, but I see people scared of her.
And that, that means more to me.
She had a lot of excitement, like when she announced they fucking did record-breaking fundraising on her behalf.
The Arizona rally she went to had like a thousand people there or something like that.
At Arizona, that's a pretty good showing.
I might be exaggerating that, but it was a, it was a big showing for like people waiting around to hear her speak.
And it seemed like the crowd, the clips that I saw, the crowd was like super hyped up.
There's already a white women for Harris coalition forming, which Some people are mad about because they self-identified as white or whatever.
I think it's cringe.
I don't think it's a white nationalist or whatever the implication is about that.
How do you feel about that, Tony?
I think it's just funny.
It's just like, I mean, honestly, it's just that thing where you didn't have to point that out.
It was always white women for Kamala.
That's who's always liked Kamala.
You didn't have to say that out loud, you know?
That's like, that's like Alex saying, like, you know, white women for Ellen DeGeneres.
It's like we, it's, you don't have to clarify that.
We, we know that.
Well, I think, um, I mean, is, is Kamala not popular among black women?
Do you, do you know how, how that community feels about her?
Uh, well, the thing is right now, it's like politicians aren't popular.
But I don't know.
I, the, the, like, you know, the, my circle, it's a little more, it's a little different.
My circle is a little more, um, I don't know, like militant.
So, so no, but also I, in general, I don't hear like, you know, I, I don't imagine like my grandma's excited about, about her.
Um, you know, it's, it's a more, it's a more jaded demographic than anything.
Um, but white women have this, this, uh, special skill, like squeeze optimism out of things.
Uh, and that's, that's paying off for them right now.
Yeah, I think it's, I think like, like white women have heard that white women need to do the work for like, for like 15 years now.
And so.
This is what they think doing the work means, you know, like we are white women doing the work.
Like that's what this group is called.
We're going to see a campaign that's like, do you feel bad for staying in, in the summer of 2020?
Do you feel, has that been, you know what, it's time for you to finally show up, but at the polls this time, show up for black women at the polls.
Exactly.
Um, There were some on the right wing trying to be like, oh, so I guess it would be okay if we had a white women for Trump group.
And it's like, well, I mean, that is kind of the default.
Uh, also there is a group called blacks for Trump that Trump used to like put behind him on, on stage when he was in rallies and shit.
Uh, so yeah, you guys have already done it.
You, you, they're actually copying the, the blacks for Trump, black Israelites or whoever those guys are.
That's weird.
You started it.
Ellen J. Fleming says you can be anything when you are Democrat.
Yeah, so that's why Kamala Harris gets to run, because she's a Democrat.
More replies in this You Ain't Black Facebook post.
Yeah, Diane says, The Dems have their own constitution and laws!
It sucks.
Like apparently that those constitutional laws only allow you to like get in positions but not pass anything.
That's real cool.
We got it.
We got to take over the Democratic Party and change the Democratic Party's internal constitution so that it allows the Democratic Party to do stuff.
We have to do things.
Yeah.
Anything.
Jan says she was born in Oakland, California, and makes her a U.S.
citizen.
And, like, people laugh-reacted to this?
Like, no, that's true.
That's just true.
Oh, you sweet summer child.
Do you think Oakland is part of America?
Right?
Right?
They haven't been since the Raiders left.
Disowned them.
And now they're about to super not be if the athletics leave.
Yeah, Jan says she was born in Oakland, California, and makes her a U.S.
citizen.
Ellen replies, the fact that she screws everything with a zipper makes her a U.S.-born dog!
Okay, you still said U.S.-born.
You still said the dog is still a citizen, so... Yeah, but she fucks, Tony!
Everything with a zipper?
Is that to mean, like, is that because, like, men wear zippers?
Well, they used to.
It's true.
It's true.
Now it's all drawstrings.
I'm actually wearing a pair of pants that has an elastic waistband and a button fly.
Button fly's okay, I guess.
Button fly is actually more masculine.
The zipper's less masculine.
Oh, sorry.
No, it's, it's a, sorry, a button and fly.
So it's a button and zipper, but it has an elastic waist still.
But these are being sold as gender-neutral pants, so I don't know.
Maybe I'm not helping.
Zipper just feels more feminine because it's more delicate.
It takes the small hands of a woman or a child to work on.
Button fly, that's a man's fly because when you need to pee, you can just rip that shit open.
When you wear a button fly, do you button them all up every single time, or do you, like, skip one every once in a while?
No.
I only skip one if I forget or miss it somehow.
Okay.
Sometimes I'm just real lazy.
I'll skip it.
But it's so fun to open them up, to open up that fly.
It's so satisfying.
It's satisfying to close it up to me, too.
It is.
Sherry Scott Hall replies to Ellen J. Fleming, she was actually born a male.
I didn't know they were doing that.
Of course they were doing that.
Everybody I don't like, not only is everybody I don't like a foreigner, they're also whatever the opposite, whatever their preferred pronouns are, they're the opposite.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, that's, that's amazing.
This one's great.
Sherry says, because she was born here to foreign-born parents, Sherry says that makes her an anchor baby according to the Democrats' definition.
But that is not what it actually is.
It was meant for the slaves.
What?
I'm sorry, what?
So this is something that I haven't seen before and I love.
It's woke conservatism.
It's the same like woke conservatism that gets mad that Aunt Jemima was removed from the syrup bottle.
They're trying to get angry at immigrants on behalf of slaves.
They're saying that immigrants are doing appropriation by having anchor babies when really that was meant for slaves.
So they're saying that slaves were having babies to establish citizenship so they don't get deported?
Well, I think that's what it, that's like what the anchor baby idea is, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
So anchor baby, isn't a Democrat term.
That's a right wing racist term used, uh, against immigrants.
And it's funny that they've now, well, anchor baby, according to Democrats, you know, cause they're not the racist ones.
Uh, I could see maybe, yeah, like there was some, there was some statute that said any, any, any baby born, you know, they had to develop citizenship at some point for the country.
And so just, you know, and it, I helped slave, it helped like, uh, whatever pre past slaves, like their offspring would automatically be American citizens, uh, which would, you know, grant them some level of rights or status.
It's just so funny because it just goes to show how like people don't, it's the same people who are like, okay, get over slavery, actually have no idea what slavery was.
Like to think that they thought that slaves had any rights, let alone like the right to maybe even stay with their babies.
I think they mean in the aftermath of slavery, like as part of- But still, I'm saying even then, we wouldn't get equal rights for a very long time.
We still wouldn't be considered like full-fledged Americans or humans for a very long time.
Yeah.
Like to do this comparison is insane.
It's so funny.
It's like, you don't understand really the gravity of, it's like, I think they really think that slavery wasn't so bad.
I think the way that it seems to me is they're trying to say that slaves actually deserved to have their kids because the Democrats didn't want to give up their slaves, but Republicans made them give up their slaves.
And then to help the slaves, they would naturally naturalized any of their children born or whatever.
But then Democrats took that, took what was supposed to be a great act of anti-racist legislation, and now they're using it on filthy immigrants to keep them here.
Incredible.
That's like, that's the argument.
I think that she's making a stretch.
And then, yeah, Jimmy says, by the way, she's not black whatsoever.
And then Ray says, totally biracial, just like, oh, dumber is not black nor white dot, dot, dot biracial shame on those who discredit and deny their ethnicity of both parents and ancestors.
You know, I come across this type of thing a lot.
And the way it really boils down is it doesn't really matter what you think I am.
It doesn't matter what, what, you know, other people think I am.
What really matters is that the police don't think I'm white.
And at the end of the day, Kamala Harris gets pulled over.
She's going to be treated like a black woman.
And that's really, that's the only real definition I care about.
It's so funny to, like, to have to spin this hard, to have to reach this hard and be like, Why don't half black people simply choose to be white?
That's, I think they're racist against white people.
That's why those people won't choose to be white or whatever.
Yeah, totally.
And it's like, you know, a simple understanding of race as a social construct would help you understand that a person doesn't get to choose what race they are.
They are, they are, Like subconsciously or consciously put into that racial category by society at large, you know, based on culture, based on color, based on facial features and not based in science or, you know, DNA or anything like that.
It's based on vibes, race, races, vibes, and sorry, I can tell that Kamala Harris is black because everybody in the law enforcement group wants to shoot her.
Exactly.
That's how I know.
That's how I know.
Yeah.
It's, it's so, it's so stupid.
It's like, I, you don't really want me claiming white.
I know you don't.
I know you don't.
I know that.
I know that if I were to show back, what's up fellow white guys, you'd be like, what the fuck are you doing here?
I'm surprised we haven't seen like a black MAGA grifter who is mixed, who is calling themselves white to own Obama.
And I mean, Kamala Harris isn't half white, like you said, but to own any other, you know, mixed celebrity or politician.
We gotta delete that so I can use it in a couple years when I'm really down bad.
More of this race science from the lot.
Pull out your calipers, folks.
Scott Blankmore says she's claimed to be three races that I'm aware of.
Amazing.
Black, East Indian, and Asian.
I guess whatever is convenient at the moment, Tony.
You ever hear of three races?
Oh, these are the three genders, I guess.
Black, Asian, and Indian.
That's so stupid.
That's like, that's like me being like a black Italian and African-American.
It's like, you do know that these Indians are Asians, right?
What?
Do they even do martial arts?
Two things.
What?
Those are two things.
She's doing three things.
You're not, you're not allowed to do that, Tony.
You gotta be one thing or the other.
You gotta pick one.
Gotta pick one.
You only got two parents.
You can only be two races.
Come on.
It's pretty funny.
That's why I say I'm white, is because I'm not allowed to say I'm Scottish, Scandinavian, and Italian.
You're just not allowed to do that.
You just have to pick one thing.
Yeah, you gotta do it.
What would she pick if she just had to pick one thing to be?
She's probably picking black.
Yeah, but she could go, like, any direction with it, you know?
Yeah.
She could say she's from Barbados.
I mean, that's a move.
That's a move.
She's like an islander.
That's what I would do.
Patty says, I didn't even know she had kids.
And Penny says, she doesn't.
Her pimp has two sons.
Just, okay, before you get upset, I want you to know that Penny also calls her husband her pimp.
It's a term of endearment.
So before you get all upset... Also, they misgendered Emma and Moth.
They misgendered the daughter.
Because they just again, they just don't don't like her because she's Kamala Harris's stepdaughter.
So she's trans.
So she's she's trans.
So we're going to call her by Emma, by the gender assigned at birth, which was definitely male.
The pimp has two sons.
So so like, I think this is extrapolating on the she's fucking and sucking her way to the top meme.
That Doug Emhoff is the brains behind the brain, if you know what I'm saying.
And he's what?
Is it because he's Jewish?
Is it because he's the man in the relationship?
Shouldn't he be like a cuck?
Wouldn't that be a better meme?
If he is a cuck to her wily ways, because he's a male Democrat?
Well, no.
Yeah.
Cause she's, he's gotta be the, like you say, he's gotta be the brains.
It's gotta be his idea.
You know, Hey babe, I booked you an appointment with, uh, to suck off Biden.
And that was like, you know, two weeks before her vice presidential nominee.
But it's, but pimp that, like you said, Tony, that makes him sound cool.
You can do the exact same thing, but you're like, Hey babe, I called Joe Biden and he's going to come have sex with you.
Yeah.
I'm going to watch.
I'm going to watch.
Yeah.
Easy.
I don't know.
Weird mistake to make, in my opinion.
And then Paul Kiefer says, uh, don't forget the skank just came out and said she was also Asian.
So I guess the skank is a black Asian, whatever else she comes up with skank.
And then Penny replies, Paul, you are correct.
You're correct.
It's like, uh, yeah, we covered that she's claimed Asian.
We already covered that.
Okay.
It's the most correct thing I've ever heard in my life.
I love it.
It doesn't matter.
It's all, listen, I don't really see race.
It's all skank to me.
Like, I don't, I don't know with, with, you could like, this could be a song, you know, this, this isn't, what is that sketch?
Is it a Chappelle show?
I think she was black with a little bit of Asian in it.
Don't remember this.
Family guy.
It's a family guy joke.
There you go.
That makes more sense.
He's talking about a hot girl and he's trying to describe her.
And then I think they made a song about it and it was super funny because it was like Peter Griffin's voice in a song, kind of?
Well, I mean, the hottest you can be is a black girl with a little bit of Asian.
Cause see, those are the two types of women I fetishize the most.
So imagine if they were like combined.
How do you, how do you have the internet and you don't know about Blasians yet, bro?
What are you, what are you doing?
I'm sorry.
What, what, what do you, what do you, you have a name for it?
That's crazy.
I don't have a name for it.
It's called, it's a social construct, Tony.
This is not my, this is not my, this is, I did not coin this term.
I promise you.
Well, I'm just saying if you haven't experienced Blasians on, it's for, it's for sure.
Like a, like an early odds, like trope, like movie and comedy and like trope was like, no way, no way.
She's Blasian.
No way.
I just, that's double exotic.
I just think it's so dope when, when women are hot.
Oh yeah.
It's one of the coolest things out.
It's pretty sick.
Um, and then there's like this long post that I wasn't going to read, but like, this is one of the viral posts that's going on about Kamala Harris and yeah, this is from a pay Facebook page called in blonde theory.
Which does not make sense to me, in blonde theory.
Is that a pun?
This is being presented in blonde theory.
I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
Anyway, in blonde theory writes, Kamala is of Jamaican and Indian descent.
Her dad was born in Jamaica and her mom was born in India.
Follow me here.
How is she black?
Well, she's doing it in America.
So that's how that's exactly how when you're when you're mostly Jamaican and Indian and you are have melanated skin and certain features, that's how you are no longer Jamaican.
You become black because it's America where there's a different standard for black people.
That's that's your answer in blonde theory.
Um, yeah, being black in America is for sure its own thing.
Um, but like globally, I think Jamaicans would be considered black as well.
I don't, I don't know how you look at Jamaica and you're like black really.
And it's like, yeah, every, like half of what you think, you know, about black culture in America in blonde theory is a Jamaican stereotype.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Didn't her dad get mad at her because she was being anti-weed?
I think her dad got mad at her for being a prosecutor in the first place, but he also, I think, got mad at her when she said her black credentials were smoking ganja or whatever, or her Jamaican credentials, and he was like, Am I a joke to you?
Not a good look, babe.
What are you doing?
The fuck's wrong with you?
But follow me here.
How is she black?
Ancient Hawaiians came up through or possibly originated in Tahiti.
You're like ancient Hawaiians, huh?
Okay.
Okay.
Just because they have darker skin, are Tahitians considered black?
By that definition, does that make Hawaiians black?
I've always thought of those folks as islanders.
So you're bringing a third thing that's not even relevant to this conversation into it, but go off.
Well, you'll see why it's relevant in a little bit, Tony, but I do like looking at Kamala Harris and being like, we need to scientifically diagnose her race between the scientific categories of capital B Black, capital I Islander,
And like what, you know, like, it's so funny to be like, just because they have darker skin or Tahitians, like there's an actual science behind it.
It's just, you get caught, you get called black.
That's the science behind it.
Some asshole or whatever, or not even an asshole, but just someone in around you knows you to be black.
Yeah.
It's so, it's so goofy.
So goofy.
So please show me your work.
How does this add up to black?
I don't, I don't understand how it works.
Oh, it's funny.
Cause even, even by like whatever real guidelines, you know, there would be, like she said, ancient, ancient Hawaiians came up through and possibly originated in Tahiti.
Well, the whole thing is, is that Jamaicans came from Africa.
That is, that is the link.
If you're going by that logic, that's the link.
So there it is.
There's your answer.
But Tony, I don't know if you know this, we all came from Africa.
True.
So does that make me black, Tony?
That's what she's saying here.
Yeah.
I've always thought of those folks as Islanders.
My mother had a father who was almost 100% Hawaiian.
So not your grandpa.
Why did you say your grandpa?
He was almost 100% Hawaiian, Tony.
We're talking like 99.99% Hawaiian.
Her genealogy rates her almost right at 50% Hawaiian.
Does that make her 50% black?
Which would put me pretty solidly around 20-25% black.
20 to 25% black.
Is this mouthy blonde now black?
Uh, yeah.
And we can see her profile pic.
She definitely looks like a native, like a native Hawaiian with her piercing white skin, cat eye glasses, and bleach blonde hair.
Yeah.
No, she's, she's not a Howley at all.
She's, she's definitely, definitely down.
I love like, are Howley's going to start saying shit like, well, you know, technically we're all Islanders because every continent is surrounded by water.
Totally.
Totally.
And it's like, sure, bro.
If you want to be black, go for it.
If you really want what comes with that, go for it.
Yeah, but no, no, what comes with it is just getting to getting to have a fun little inside joke with all the white people you do actually identify with and hang out with while owning the black people on the island or wherever.
And then here's the photo that she's included to prove that Kamala Harris isn't black.
This is a photo of her parents.
And I guess her dad is supposed to not look black in this photo because it's a black and white photo.
So his hair is darker than his skin.
His hair is black, Tony.
If his hair is black, then what would you call this skin color?
Because it's a different color than the hair.
I don't know.
You know, just, you know, it seems like black facial features.
I don't have a hard time believing this guy's black, like bizarre, but it's got this, this post alone has 1000 likes.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Good stuff.
So this is how they're going to be responding to the Kamala Harris nomination to the presidential election.
They're going to be alternative.
They're going to be calling her a white slut.
Yep.
That's, that's going to be, that's definitely the rebuttal.
And it's funny cause it's like, would her, would her black authenticity being valid to you help you?
Would her denying her black authenticity, would that help you?
What is the, what is your end game here?
And it's like, just to try to like dunk on libs for voting for a black person.
Yeah.
They're just trying to carefully and, uh, what do you call it?
Like, uh, Gently let black women know that Kamala, not one of us.
Not one of us, exactly.
Not like us.
All right.
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