Minion Death Cult - #632: Why Fathers Are Needed!!! (preview)
Aired: 2024-06-27
Duration: 04:43


=== Why Didn't You Get Sick? (04:41) ===

[00:00:01]  Well, I had a good Juneteenth, Tony.
[00:00:03]  Thank you for asking.
[00:00:05]  I saw... That actually makes me so mad.
[00:00:08]  I'm kind of pissed you had a good Juneteenth.
[00:00:10]  I was kind of hoping you got sick on Juneteenth.
[00:00:11]  I was sick.
[00:00:12]  I was feeling awful on Juneteenth.
[00:00:14]  Perfect.
[00:00:14]  Perfect.
[00:00:15]  Thanks for ruining the mystique that I was trying to present to everybody.
[00:00:18]  There's a virile young man celebrating Juneteenth by looking through his awful Facebook feed.
[00:00:25]  I saw this... Why didn't it... Why isn't it... Okay.
[00:00:30]  See, it needs to be on the screen, Tony.
[00:00:32]  It's hidden from... Oh, do I select the different window?
[00:00:36]  There we go.
[00:00:38]  In my Let's Go Brandon Facebook group, I saw this post from Gerald who says, I wore this all day to celebrate Juneteenth!
[00:00:47]  And it's a photograph of one of the most wrinkled shirts I've ever seen in my life.
[00:00:52]  Just lying on a couch or something.
[00:00:54]  I don't know.
[00:00:55]  It's not a very bright picture, so you can't tell where it is.
[00:00:59]  But it says, O.W.M.
[00:01:01]  Old White Men Matter.
[00:01:07]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, dog.
[00:01:10]  So I just watched Barbie for the first time.
[00:01:13]  Okay.
[00:01:13]  I still haven't seen it.
[00:01:16]  Oh, it's good.
[00:01:17]  It's a good movie.
[00:01:18]  I enjoyed it.
[00:01:19]  Not opposed to it, but it's just other movies I'd probably watch first.
[00:01:22]  No, it's worth watching.
[00:01:24]  There's a part in there where Ken is in the real world and he discovers the patriarchy.
[00:01:28]  Yeah.
[00:01:29]  And he's like, wait, you guys seem to be doing the patriarchy all wrong.
[00:01:32]  What's going on?
[00:01:33]  This should be way easier for me to exist as a man here.
[00:01:35]  Why are you guys doing this wrong?
[00:01:37]  That's kind of how I feel about this guy.
[00:01:39]  If you're living your life in a manner where you felt like you didn't matter as an old white man, you're doing it all wrong.
[00:01:43]  Yeah.
[00:01:45]  Like you shouldn't be so mad all the time.
[00:01:49]  You should just be chilling.
[00:01:50]  Right.
[00:01:50]  But again, like this is the Let's Go Brandon Facebook group.
[00:01:54]  Let's Go Brandon itself is like a call for old white men to be angry at the president.
[00:02:03]  Like Let's Go Brandon is you are saying, fuck Joe Biden.
[00:02:07]  You have a, you have an anger in your heart that is directed all the ills in the world.
[00:02:12]  Most of which are coming from Joe Biden.
[00:02:14]  Let's be honest here.
[00:02:16]  Um, yeah, you're part of a movement that is about not being content.
[00:02:22]  That is about being upset with the existence of life, you know?
[00:02:27]  Um, so you have to buy a reactionary t-shirt It's not just white lives matter.
[00:02:37]  This one is like specific for you.
[00:02:38]  And like, this is probably like a joke to them, right?
[00:02:41]  Like the shirt itself, like they think it's like a, uh, like a big dog t-shirt.
[00:02:48]  Yep.
[00:02:48]  Yeah.
[00:02:49]  But it also, you know, it's going to make some black people mad.
[00:02:53]  It's going to make some libs mad.
[00:02:55]  It's pretty cool.
[00:02:58]  Hopefully, hopefully it's going to make some young white men mad.
[00:03:03]  Cause I mean, if I'm an old white man, I'd be pretty, I'd be like, look what you guys, you guys let it all go.
[00:03:08]  Right.
[00:03:08]  We had it fucking made.
[00:03:10]  Like, you know, we made Reagan happen.
[00:03:12]  You guys, you guys let Bill Clinton happen.
[00:03:15]  You guys let Barack Obama happen.
[00:03:18]  Wow.
[00:03:18]  What about, what if we made the shirt, uh, old, uh, boomer lives don't matter.
[00:03:27]  Boomer lives don't matter.
[00:03:29]  Don't matter.
[00:03:30]  And then we could sell it to cool Gen Z people, they would buy it.
[00:03:37]  Cool millennial people would buy it.
[00:03:39]  And then even like the super racist Twitch streamer people, listener, you know, like all the weird racist little 16 year olds out there.
[00:03:51]  Like they would say, fuck yeah, boomer lives don't matter, get fucked grandpa, because like you said, you know, uh, they allowed miscegenation to happen or whatever, or whatever.
[00:04:03]  I, and not only that, not only do you buy the shirt, it says old white men matter, which I guess you could like construe that as like, It's just a cheeky shirt and like, you know, black people, they're so proud of all their bullshit.
[00:04:21]  I'm be proud of my bullshit, too.
[00:04:22]  I'm an old fart.
[00:04:23]  Like, that's like the most charitable way I could ever explain this.
[00:04:28]  But it being posted in the Let's Go Brand and Facebook group, like, completely invalidates any of that, obviously.
[00:04:34]  Especially when he captions it, I wore this all day to celebrate Juneteenth.
[00:04:40]  God, I really wish white people never found out about Juneteenth.