#626 My heterosexual dogs are clearly not welcomed here.(preview)
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Yeah, and I guess they'll say you're owning the libs because the libs care about bombing people in the Middle East, like you said with Palestine or whatever.
Yet, in the Middle East, in my dreams, they kill you.
That's, I think, about the extent of it.
Kaitlin Thomas, I saw this, is replying to somebody else saying, you know, why the flag, why the pride flag is bad.
And the new flag with the pink and light blue are colors inclusive of pedophiles, dot, dot, parentheses, pink for young girls and light blue for young boys.
I mean, it tells you where these people's minds are at.
This is the gender essentialist.
This is how like gender essentialist these people are.
They're like, well, pink is for pink is female.
Blue is male.
And then you make those colors lighter.
Well, those are the baby versions of those colors.
So knows that light.
That's what it means.
Baby girl, just like, just like pepperoni means boy or whatever.
Absolutely disgusting.
And sadly, a lot of people out there don't realize what that flag they are hanging proudly in front of their homes really means and stands for.
Yes, it's they who do not understand what the flag means.
I replied to this.
I broke cover and I was just, I said, pink and blue are not for pedophiles.
It's for trans people.
That's, that's what it is.
And she didn't respond.
And then somebody else responded.
Are you sure?
They're like, we're genuinely concerned.
They're like, wait, hold on.
Are you sure?
Why are you trusting me?
You could type, type this end into the internet and find out in a, in a second.
And I like how they're kind of thinking like, oh, they got the whole world convinced this is for trans people.
But actually, actually, it does mean it does mean pedophile.
That would make more sense if that was if that was the argument.
But she she didn't even know that it was a virtue.
She just heard.
And that's why I wanted to bring it up on the show, because I guess this is probably a thing going around that the trans colors are actually Specifically, the trans colors or whatever, boy child and girl child colored.
But it's like, also, if it is a big secret that that's what it means and everybody else is buying it under these false pretenses, they're still buying it for the fake reason.
Yeah.
No, no, no one's like, no one is out here like everyone's accidentally doing this coded thing you think you're doing.
And so it's not, it's actually a harmless, you know?
It's actually not worth worrying about.
At that point, it is just colors.
Even by what you're saying, you know.
If enough people fly the flag, then the lawmakers have to do what the colors say.
Yep.
That's law.
That's actually part of admiralty law, and they're using it to take over this country.
And people don't even know.
Becky Lohman, I like this, says, Wake up in hell, they will be wishing it was not at all month.
Oh, gotcha.
Maybe not.
She means like not at all month.
Like I'm not gay in a month.
I just, I liked the way that that was phrased.
And then under her Lee shell Maddox says, sad part is we all sin equally.
theirs is just disgusting.
That's the realest shit I've ever seen.
She used the emoji of like the smiley face covering its eyes.
She's like, no, I'm going to hell too, but yucky.
No, that's pretty.
Thank you for being honest.
Let's show.
That's great.
I love that.
Just like, no, they're no, they're no worse than, than me in terms of their acts or whatever.
I just, I find them personally reprehensible.
It's funny.
They all, they all do think that like, in order to like, not hate gay people, you have to be like cool with fisting.
You know, it's like, no one's asking that.
It's no one's asking you to be like, that's not what's happening here.
Like people, the, the, the, the, the gay couple walking down the street are just, is that disgusting?
But it's disgusting in your mind because what do you immediately think when you see them holding hands?
When you see them holding hands, you hold them, you see them, you imagine them holding hands inside of somebody else.
I just, I love, cause this is like the first part is like one of the closest things to like modern Christianity or like this sort of Christianity that I can get with is that while everybody's equal on some level.
Yeah.
Right?
If you're a sinner, then I'm a sinner.
We're all sinners.
Fine.
Okay.
I don't like the guilt that comes with that, but that at least is fair.
That at least makes sense.
An all-powerful being isn't going to care whether you did this sin or this sin or this sin.
They're all deadly sins.
They're all in the Ten Commandments, right?
So I like that.
And then I also like somebody knowing That God created everything and it's all beautiful, even in its flaws, because we're all equal and we're all sinners and we can all be redeemed through Christ and yada, yada, yada.
Believing all of that, but then also being like, but they're gross, huh?
But it's pretty gross.
But they're kind of gnarly, right?
Kind of disgusting, right?
It's so good.
It's so honest.
I love it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's wholesome.
This meme was also pretty good.
Almost wholesome.
Dave Spice got, Oh my God.
Posted a meme that has a Rambo gerbil.
You know, it's got the bandoliers and the whatever,
