Minion Death Cult - #600 Failed Sons Under the Stairs (preview)
Aired: 2024-02-29
Duration: 03:54


=== Wokeness Watchlist (03:53) ===

[00:00:00]  Okay, I don't care which order I do this in.
[00:00:02]  While I was looking for this stuff, I found a website called Wokenaut.
[00:00:09]  Hell yeah.
[00:00:10]  Kind of like, um... What's the one where you can find out if someone in the cast has been cancelled?
[00:00:16]  I don't know.
[00:00:17]  I think it's called like Bad Apples or something like that.
[00:00:20]  Okay.
[00:00:20]  Yeah, not familiar with that one either, but uh... Yeah, it's like a Wikipedia for Wokeness.
[00:00:26]  Or it's like an IMDB for Wokeness.
[00:00:30]  And it's spelled...
[00:00:33]  W-O-K-E-R.
[00:00:36]  E-R-N-O-T.
[00:00:37]  Woke or not.
[00:00:38]  Okay.
[00:00:39]  But it's supposed to be like woke or not, you know?
[00:00:41]  So I'm reading about the people under the stairs.
[00:00:46]  Wokeness, 0%.
[00:00:49]  Overall score, 60%.
[00:00:51]  Wow, so not too bad, 60%.
[00:00:53]  Zero wokeness though, so definitely worth a watch.
[00:00:57]  Put the woke to sleep, wrote this user submitted review.
[00:01:02]  Wokeness, zero out of five.
[00:01:04]  Overall score, three out of five.
[00:01:07]  Wait, wait, hold on.
[00:01:08]  So, so these aren't people ironically calling it?
[00:01:11]  They're not people who are mad that it's woke?
[00:01:13]  Because this movie is pretty woke.
[00:01:16]  Let me read the, let me read the review and all will be explained.
[00:01:19]  Okay.
[00:01:20]  Okay.
[00:01:20]  For the whole web?
[00:01:21]  Okay.
[00:01:21]  Yeah.
[00:01:21]  Yeah.
[00:01:22]  A horror film with themes of ghetto versus rich class struggle without any overt racial or political agenda being pushed.
[00:01:30]  See, it's not woke, Tony.
[00:01:31]  It's just about ghetto versus rich class struggle.
[00:01:35]  Oh, okay.
[00:01:36]  For some, just knowing that the hero of the film is a struggling black boy from the ghetto and the villains are crazed, rich, racist, white people may lead them to believe that the film stinks of wokeness, but I assure you it does not.
[00:01:48]  The villains of the film hurt everybody!
[00:01:52]  White, black, male, female, doesn't matter.
[00:01:54]  Dog, they're here to dog too.
[00:01:57]  They represent the rich white elite who own all of the property and hold everyone else down.
[00:02:04]  It's not woke, it's just about how the rich own all the property and hold everybody else down.
[00:02:09]  This is still not, this is not helping, this is not giving me the answer I was looking for when it comes to what this website is.
[00:02:15]  Like, because, like, yeah, this person sounds like someone who says, like, I'm not racist, I hate everybody.
[00:02:22]  You know?
[00:02:22]  And, like, that's, that person's usually not woke.
[00:02:25]  This, uh, this website is about, like, sussing out and condemning woke movies.
[00:02:34]  Okay.
[00:02:36]  It's also exclusively the province of morons who think that a movie about class struggle and gentrification is not woke.
[00:02:46]  Yes, that's really, I love that.
[00:02:48]  I love that.
[00:02:49]  The villains, yeah, the people who in today's world would advocate for social justice and forced racial integration in your neighborhood but lock themselves away in a lily white gated community and never associate with any minorities the kind of people who would call you a racist for supporting Donald Trump but refer to all blacks as n-words uh but he types it out here on woke or not uh when they're among their inner circle
[00:03:20]  All in all, a pretty good movie.
[00:03:21]  Far from what Wes Craven's best, but a pretty crazy ride.
[00:03:24]  This is about the liberal elite.
[00:03:27]  The reason it's not woke, it's about the liberals who all say the n-word that I also say and love to type.
[00:03:33]  Love to type for no fucking reason.
[00:03:36]  So, he put it in quotes.
[00:03:37]  I'll give him that.
[00:03:38]  That's so funny.
[00:03:39]  I was quoting the imaginary liberal I made up.
[00:03:43]  Yep, and this is exactly why we can't have discussions over racism and not have a class analysis with it.