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I need to be super oppressed this month as much as we can.
I think it kind of balances out, honestly.
Breaking even now?
I could start censoring you.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm going to start pitching up your voice.
This is essentially like me, me handing over the editing responsibilities to you is like me going in public with chains around my wrists and, you know, kissing your feet and stuff like that.
You're, you're engaging, you're, you're directly engaging in like, um, kind of like the Pan-African dream.
Cause it's not just like, I'm, I'm not, it's, it's not just like, oh, here's some cash.
Now get lost.
It's like, no, this is like real structural power.
The edit, the editing bay.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
Influence.
Yeah.
It's all on me now if I look stupid as fuck.
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And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
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I wanted to start off with something that I found while doing research for a different podcast, Brian Quimby's Guys.
We were fortunate enough to be asked as guests on an episode that I don't think will actually air for another month or so, but Um, it was originally supposed to be police scanner guys, uh, which, you know, Brian graciously asked us to come on and co-host that episode.
I was like, okay, I'll probably learn something about police scanner guys.
I've never encountered these guys, you know?
Uh, but then he, he changed it up at the last minute and he was like, well, I think I want to do cops.
Do you guys know anything about cops?
Do you guys know anything about cops?
And I was like, sure do, man.
You should have told me something yesterday.
I would have had a whole episode for you.
But no, no.
Tons of fun stuff on that episode.
So much fun stuff that we didn't even get to what I brought to talk about to the show.
So I figured, why not leave it here?
Because this show, Minion Death Cult, has a storied history of diving into cop Facebook and cop memes and cop rappers.
And just in case anybody from that guy's episode, you know, comes over to our feed, here's a fresh cop episode for everybody.
And these are specifically... It's been a minute.
It has, yeah.
It's time.
These are mostly from an account called Life is a Beat Cop, which I haven't, I hadn't followed.
That's a Facebook account that I was not familiar with.
I only know because they got cross-posted by a Facebook account I'm very familiar with, Conservative Cops.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Not to be, not to be construed with Beat Cop, because not all beat cops are conservatives, you know?
And it's just, and not all, yeah, not all conservatives are beat cops.
Exactly.
You know?
And I just, I found this, I saw this meme that they posted and I was just like, wow, this is fascinating.
I need to follow them back to their page.
But let me, let me just show you the first one I saw.
Um, so it's conservative cops sharing life as a beat cop who shared a meme of Homelander.
So it's going to be normal.
It's going to be real normal stuff.
Normal cop meme.
Uh, it's Homelander.
It's a scene.
Now this is, I haven't, I've watched the first season of the boys, so I haven't seen like most of what the memes are from now at this point.
But you understand, you understand the gist of a Homelander.
I mean, I know who he is as a character.
I'm talking about this specific scene where it's like him watching a movie.
So I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not sure like what he's supposed to be, what emotion he's supposed to, I think he's like watching the, their in-world equivalent of the Avengers movie.
And I think maybe, like, upset?
Somehow?
Like, to some degree?
Kind of like, because he's just looking stern-faced ahead.
Like he's trying to maybe hold back tears.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Okay, so that's the meme.
The caption says, When your department leadership sends its officers to a Holocaust museum for training because they think it will fight bias.
What?
And I think they're saying I turned into the Nazi superhero because they sent me to the Holocaust Museum.
Yeah, that's wild.
That's a wild thing.
You're just like imagining picking up Disgenic civilians and dropping them from a mile up in the sky as they force you to watch whatever, like, you know, a documentary about Auschwitz.
That's so wild.
They're like, I wasn't going to be a Nazi, but then you told me I couldn't be.
So I was kind of like, I don't like the way that feels.
That's that.
Tell me how to live my life.
That's the only thing I can get out of this meet because it's the last part because they think it will fight bias.
You think this will fight bias.
That's actually getting me real pissed.
You're making me worse.
I just want to let you know.
I'm fucking getting furious.
You're like, you're putting this thing in my face that I don't even believe ever happened, and you're making me acknowledge it?
I'm fucking mad.
Yeah, then Conservative Cops captioned, shout out to all my fellow victims that had to fly at taxpayer expense to the holi- That's the worst part, is that the taxpayers had to pay for For this history lesson that I got.
I mean, the history is bad enough.
Fucking hate that.
Do they get flown out?
Do they get flown out to go to the Holocaust Museum?
Uh, enough people in the comments were saying that they, that they did.
Uh, and I do want to go into these comments.
Um, but yeah, life is a beat cop.
The caption they posted for the OP was, and get compared to a Nazi while there.
Um, yeah, and exactly.
It's like you want, you want me to be a Nazi so, so badly, then fine.
I think is kind of the message they're sending.
Isn't, yeah, because isn't like Homelander supposed to be a Nazi?
Yeah.
Isn't that kind of part of the thing?
He's the villain.
He's the fascist villain of the show.
It's like, what if, what if Superman were a psychopath?
But it's like language people being like, he never said he's a Nazi per se.
No, I don't even know if they know who Homelander, like, I don't even know if they've watched the show.
They just know he's a cool American superhero.
I think they watch the show and they dig him.
There are people, there are a lot of conservatives who do that.
Yeah.
I wanted to look at some of these, I wanted to show you some of these comments.
That's not the page.
This, the little samplings are real promising.
Just the little line up over there.
Oh, the other memes.
Yeah.
I got, I got, I got like four memes here from that page, but I did want to.
Yeah.
So this is the actual, um, Facebook page.
Yeah.
Watermarked everything.
And so it seems like the actual idea behind sending cops to the Holocaust Museum is you guys have the power of life and death.
You're an extremely organized and increasingly militarized organization.
Please do not do fascism.
Please don't.
Please don't do...
They don't even treat us like enemy combatants.
treating us even more like cattle.
Cops are like, we don't.
We're not going to treat you like the Jews.
We're treating you like enemy combatants.
It's different.
That means we still have some respect.
We still have more respect for you.
They don't even treat us like enemy combatants.
They do war crimes on us all the time.
Yeah, but that's enemy combatants.
Those guys, enemies?
They also get war crimed.
They get war crimed all the time.
Yeah, all the time.
Also, yeah, that's true.
That's true.
Um, so that's the idea.
But, uh, Don Eddy right here, I liked this response, says, Oh, I get it.
Gives us even more ideas.
Yeah.
Some dudes are walking in there being like, Oh, this is our potential?
You think we could really pull this off?
Do they have to look like the people they're doing it to?
I have another people in mind.
I would like to maybe do that too.
Wow, so where'd you say they manufactured this gas?
Do they have fast-twitch muscles?
Or is that... Can we just do exactly the way they're doing it?
Um... Yeah, I don't even know, like...
If you realize how real this, like as a cop, you're like, Oh, it just gives us even more ideas.
Like, do you picture yourself as like one of the rowdy boys who just, you know, has a little too much fun with these criminals out there?
And, well, they sent me to the, they sent me to DeKalb.
These boys better forget it.
They're going to come back looking like, looking like ghosts.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
Yeah.
But like, how did we it's crazy to be got here because it wasn't the whole thing like my grandpappy used to kill Nazis like that.
That's not even a factor anymore.
They're like, oh, it's been a long, you know, it's been long enough.
I think, you know, I think it's different now.
That's like the way they think.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
We cover it every day, every week on this show, but like thousands and thousands of conservatives are saying, oh, I'm a Nazi now.
We backed the wrong side in World War Two.
That's becoming extremely popular.
But I'm just talking about like people who Compare themselves to Nazis?
I don't know.
And then Oscar Prawe replies to Don Eddy about the Holocaust giving cops even more ideas, which sounds like a left joke.
It sounds like an anti-cop joke to make.
But yeah, again, Don Eddy does have a badge in his profile pic.
But Oscar replies, it's like the D.A.R.E.
program.
Hey kids, do you all want to know what crack is?
And I think that's a good metaphor, like genocide to a cop is like crack to a teenager.
It's funny, though, because like when you when you go to the D.A.R.E.
program, you kind of come out of it going like, OK, cool.
So like crack's the one I'm going to not do.
That's the only one.
I'm just going to not do crack.
And that's probably the only one.
But but then you learn about all the racism that goes behind the the like the bad rap that crack gets.
You know?
Right.
And then you understand that maybe you should smoke a little crack.
I don't want to learn any of that.
You don't remember the D.A.R.E.
program where they tell you how to cook crack in the microwave?
You remember that in the D.A.R.E.
program?
Man, they're sending all these cops to Auschwitz teaching them to be super fascists.
You know, they get out of there and they're just better at being tyrants.
It's like the only time you ever see him, like, taking notes, like, with a notepad.
Cameron Barth says, I don't get it.
And then Life is a Beat Cop replies, neither do I. Yes.
Neither do I. I don't understand how sending officers to a Holocaust museum fights bias.
Shrugging emoji.
It's like, all you have to do is not be racist against anybody, but I mean, you know, really, it's like teaching you about a minority of people, right?
Like the underclass of people.
Please don't be racist to them.
And it's the easiest thing in the world to be like, you know what?
Absolutely.
I'm not racist.
And I went to the Holocaust museum and like proved that I wasn't racist because I had a normal reaction to it.
Instead of posting on here about how going to a Holocaust museum makes you the victim, you know, like these, like no zero self-perception, just the, some of the like most psychotic of the psychotics.
And they're taking you there because you're you're like the one demographic they could actually do this.
Right.
You're the one that really, really needs to understand why this is bad.
Hey, guys, as long as you don't do exactly this, you're going to be cool.
Actually, we're going to let you like just murder people.
It's a pretty low bar.
Don't do this.
It's a it's just it's a pretty low ask, right?
It's not that hard of an ask.
And these people are still like, this is an insult to my identity.
You're like, you're erasing who I am as a human being.
If you tell me I can't do this.
They're like, listen, we're going to let the LAPD can buy all the tanks they want.
They just can't buy any train cars.
You know, if the LAPD buys train cars, then we gotta put our foot down finally.
I sincerely doubt it.
Sincerely doubt the city of Los Angeles.
Oh, I bet you the LAPD owns train cars.
Yeah.
For sure.
And there's like a 15 comment thread here.
Goddamn.
Let me, which ones were the... Yeah, they talk about how much they get compared to Nazis.
Uh, where is, where is it here?
Um, I don't know, but yeah, Life is a Beat cop says, oh, and yes, the officers are getting compared to Nazis.
Yeah.
Because somebody else here said like, oh, I didn't experience any of that.
Daniel Simmons says, that's a real shame.
I took the class almost 15 years ago in the town that at one time had the most Holocaust survivors outside of Europe.
We did not experience anything like that.
He's talking about harassment and being called a Nazi by the Holocaust Museum people, you know?
And Daniel's like, it didn't happen to me.
Yeah.
And Life is a B-Cop says, times unfortunately have changed.
Officers are viewed as the enemy everywhere now.
I have nothing against learning about the Holocaust and can see where it would be good training, but not at the expense of your officers to be berated while there.
Which I, like... Do they have, like, the sickest tour guide?
Are they, like... You fucking pigs are doing exactly this.
Listen, this is a kosher house.
We don't fuck with pigs.
Like, is that what was happening to you guys?
Um...
Yeah, I'm just imagining, like, at any point you had to listen to somebody else, I don't know, talk about, yeah, being a victim or whatever, and that was just, like, what do you call it?
Like, you couldn't stand it.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I bet a lot of them, too, were like, no, I do swastikas because, like, I have a motorcycle.
It's motorcycle culture.
It's not that stuff.
Don't make me think about that stuff.
Um, yeah, but yeah, Life as a Beat Cop said, yes, the officers are getting compared to Nazis.
Frank Bailey says, we are Nazis for sure, LMAO.
I've been told so by random people a lot.
A lot.
And Frank Bailey has a front facing camera, sunglasses, mustache pick in the front seat of his car.
Uh, but his work says manager at Walmart.
Uh, so not sure which part is fake.
I think a lot of this maybe is fake.
Uh, but Life as a B-Cop replies, the citizens sure do love it, don't they?
And then Frank Bailey says, issuing traffic citations is literally the same thing as putting citizens in death camps, no cap.
And one thing I would say... I love that.
This is a thread complaining about people telling you not to put people in death camps.
So that's kind of maybe an indication as to why people might think you're Nazis.
Second of all, it is very cool that people keep calling you Nazis.
It is very cool.
That's extremely fucking funny.
People aren't really doing this because of traffic violations, like traffic citations.
They're doing it because of traffic citations like turn into like people being slain.
They're doing it because the US has the largest prison population in the history of human civilization.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Boom.
Incredible stuff.
And you're fucking literally just funneling people into that again, like human processing system that is comparable to, to, uh, you know, a, a ethno nationalist or genocidal project.
Yeah, and they're literally like, you know, uh, like slave labor is happening in them and everything.
It's the whole nine.
It's the whole thing.
Uh, let me go to the next meme.
Uh, the next meme I liked from life is a beat cop.
The, uh, the life is a beat cop.
Sorry, I closed their Facebook, but the life is a beat cop.
Profile pic is some real graphic design is my passion shit.
It's some real like Harry Potter themed cafe graphic art.
Yeah.
It's life.
It just says life is a beat cop, but the life is like a big L. It's just black font on white background.
Life as a beat cop and the beat is handcuffs spelling the B in beat cop.
And then there's just a cop's hat next to it.
It's good stuff.
Yeah, Life is a Beat Cop shared a meme and it says when you pack your lunch and a citizen brings in 10 pizzas to donate for the officers and it's GroGro, it's Baby Yoda looking sad with his ears kind of droopy.
You're bummed because you packed a lunch, but they brought pizza in?
This is why I don't think this person's a cop, because the thing is, the cop is doing both.
The cop's... You know what that means?
Putting a piece of pizza in his sandwich.
It means you don't have to make lunch for tomorrow.
That's what this means.
Listen, I know cops are stupid.
Did they forget what a refrigerator does?
That's my question.
Yeah.
Like what does this mean?
My mom's going to get mad if I bring my lunch back home.
Yeah, totally.
Totally.
I have to eat this.
Um, yeah, go ahead.
No, that was it.
That's just like so stupid.
It's like, oh, is your, you're going to, you're like, your wife's going to give you a hard time because you guys are notoriously allow your wives to give you a hard time.
God damn it!
I'm gonna go home, my wife's gonna see that I didn't eat the lunch she packed for me, and then I'm gonna have to hit her real hard.
Yeah, I didn't want to do this.
Look what you did, Citizen.
Look what you did to us, Citizen.
I love the groguroo.
I love the sad groguroo.
I'm a sad groguroo when I don't get my pizza, Tony.
It's so funny that a cop, an American cop gets to think that they're Grogu.
Imagine, imagine getting tasered to death because a cop had to eat a turkey sandwich.
Yeah.
And then, and then like the cop looks like that and it's Baby Yoda doing it to you.
It'd be so cute.
It'd be worth it at that point.
Um, yeah, it's, it's like the Baby Yoda holding the Starbucks cup, but instead it's just, yeah, a Glock.
It's a G19.
So, so funny.
Um, when the, when the homeless guy's money is just sitting there in a can, but your back and knees are too sore to bend down and take it.
And then it's a, uh, like Spongebob in bed with a thermometer in his mouth and he's sick.
Aw, aw, little baby Spongebob.
Also, you know, this is, this is important because like going back to the last post, how could they possibly be Nazis if they're also Grogu?
Would you make Grogu go to the Holocaust Museum?
Grogu, I mean, let's just be honest here, could kill a lot of Jews.
I'm not...
You know, I'm not trying to be funny here or anything like that, but I think his his extermination powers could be, you know, appearances aren't what they always, you know, what people do.
People do determine potential differently depending on what your goals are.
So, yeah, you're right there.
These guys are like, oh, just imagine if we could.
What if you got to raise Grogu, that fucking bitch ass Mandalorian?
What if we got to raise them?
When there's a dog barking at you from behind a fence, but the owners have a ring cam.
And it's like that meme of the sad aunt carrying a bindle and walking away crying.
Yeah.
You didn't get to take the dog out.
Speaking of dogs, this next meme from Life as a Beat Cop was also pretty good.
It's John fucking Wick.
You don't get to use him, guys.
And it says... You guys don't get to use John Wick.
It says, whenever someone insults the canine, Because if you're not familiar with John Wick, someone killed his dog.
So naturally, a cop would identify with John Wick in this situation, who then goes on a rampage, hunting down the man who killed his puppy and, you know, everybody who helped him do it.
Isn't the plot of John Wick is he just kills everyone else's dogs instead?
He's like dog for dog?
Also, who the fuck is insulting your canine?
It's real, like, hold me back.
Listen, all right?
Well, I think maybe it's one of those things where it's like, hey, she's my sister, all right?
I can leave her in a hot car.
Nobody else.
Yeah.
I throttle her so she listens.
She doesn't need to listen to you.
Uh, yeah, not to get all- I'm gonna start doing that.
I'm like, who's your little bitch-ass canine?
I got a real dog.
I got a dog.
You got a little bitch-ass canine?
What the fuck is that?
Yeah, who's- who's insulted?
It's- it's such a fake thing.
That's like- that- it's probably like downstream from making...
Whatever, assaulting a canine unit, a felony.
Right?
Like making it, making it a, whatever, assault on an officer.
Like, everybody saw that and they were like, that's right.
And they had to do it because whenever they bring a canine around, people spit on it.
They throw trash at it.
They despise them.
And the dog doesn't do anything back because the dog's disciplined.
They're good canines.
He can't, or the dog will be arrested.
Every time my canine mauls somebody, we know what happened.
It was on purpose.
There's no accidents there.
You know what this is?
We thought we were so funny with our PAW Patrol memes.
And now now they got to kill us all for posting Paw Patrol memes.
Um.
Yeah, like like not to get all the Punisher would hate you guys in real life, Not to get all like that, but I mean, like, yeah, John Wick would be killing 10,000 cops a year if he were real.
They don't even count.
They don't even count cops as, like, death tolls in the John Wick movies.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
How many?
I bet you there's so many cops out there who, like, can't wait to get into shootouts when they're trying to throw bullets, like, in the... In Wanted.
Like, I know I could do it.
I know I could do it.
I know if I aim it at the baby, but then flick my wrist, it's gonna bend.
Yeah, it's gonna go around, yeah.
No, yeah, cops kill 10,000 dogs a year, guys.
Yeah, it's like several a day.
Imagine invoking John Wick as a cop.
This is like making a meme that says, when someone hits my wife, and it's just you turning into another cop.
I did take a picture of a cop car that had a bumper sticker, and the bumper sticker said, like, um, please report domestic violence.
To whom?
Yeah, who are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Like, that's wild.
That's a wild thing to have on your car, guys.
Yeah, I saw something that cops were talking to each other, and it's like when you think you're When you think you're helping the, uh, when you think you're joining the police force to stop the bad guys and then you get called to your third verbal domestic in a row.
Yep.
And it's like, oh shit, so you're saying like the number one problem is men being really fucking abusive to their wives?
That's crazy.
And it's funny that you're not doing anything about it as the cops, the entity supposedly entrusted with our safety or whatever.
And it's like, well, obviously you wouldn't be doing anything about that because cops don't serve that function.
Cops don't serve that purpose.
They can't serve that purpose.
The infrastructure is totally different.
Unfortunately, the only purpose they serve is that, like we know, when you like have to whoop your homies, you know, ex or whatever, they call the cops on you.
You know, that's the only time they come into play is when you got a beat up dude and then they call the cops on you.
Then they come.
Then it's, you know, you can't even take care of yourself.
Uh, this last meme here, um, from, again, LifeIsABeatCop, when I am sitting in IA, so Internal Affairs, and I see them pull out screenshots of the group chat.
Uh-oh.
And then it's the...
Superhero from Invincible, the animated superhero show.
But I think the show follows mostly the teenage son of this guy.
This guy is his name is Omni Man.
And he says it's over.
Because they saw all the racial slurs you guys put in.
Again, these are like not even the racial slurs, like the actual like like hit plots.
Right.
The evidence against you.
Yeah.
Again, these are cop-made memes.
These are memes they made themselves.
Talking about how they would be fucking fired if anybody saw the private group chats.
Imagine if people knew how awful we really are.
I know they keep calling us Nazis, but that's actually not even cutting it.
And I was like, isn't...
Isn't Omni-Man, isn't his dad an asshole?
Isn't that also the point of the show?
And I tried to like look up a synopsis of the show and I think he's portrayed as like a villain sometimes and a hero other times.
You know, it's a complex figure, Tony.
But the one thing that I could be sure about Omni-Man is that he was the best.
He was the best at everything.
He was the fastest.
He's the youngest.
Uh, he actually gets more powerful as he gets older, which I can tell you a lot of these old timers think, you know, these young whippersnapper thugs think they can take these old timers.
They need to watch a little show called Invincible.
See what happens when you mess, when you mess with the best generation.
Old man strength is different.
And that's actually why I think that Gen Z is aging faster, is they're actually getting stronger faster.
It's kind of scary to think about, Omni-Man.
And then there was also like a section in Omni-Man's Wikipedia about how potent his genetic line was.
Yeah.
And how his genes were so strong that they would overpower whatever the genes of whoever he copulated with.
Talking about.
Yeah, so I can see why they would think this guy was a cop.
You can start reversing, you can start reversing like, you know, um, the great placement.
You can start like having sex with mixed girls and it would come out like a mostly white kid.
Yeah.
And they'd have all your attributes, attributes, super strength, super intelligence, super endurance.
Yeah.
That's a, that's a big one they got.
But the funny thing is actually just breaks even if they would have just remained mixed.
All right, that's Cop Facebook for the week.
We love you, Cop Facebook.
Yeah, never change.
Never change.
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I never could understand their concern shit niggas is home hopped in my zone spin around I've been the same for the chum you better ask around yo nigga just hopped on my dick I know he pissed off you know he don't got it like this this I don't think about it show up I get to work you know people have had a problem
Tony with your recent endeavor to start golfing for many many reasons and And one of them that I haven't seen, though, I haven't seen people call you out for this.
But golfing is apparently for women.
Golfing is gay and or for women, which I learned from this post On the American Patriot Facebook page.
This was shared into the Facebook, the Mini-Design Commandos Facebook group by Nicholas.
Nicholas even tagged you in this.
Nicholas wanted you to know on Facebook, Tony, that you're not a man because you golf, according to American Patriot.
The meme is a gun range where they're shooting it like a hill and it's all the rifles lined up.
On like, you know, uh, whatever, a desk or a bench you would be behind.
And then it says, like golf dot, dot, dot, but for men.
Amazing.
This is actually devastating.
This is devastating for you in more ways than you understand.
And for me, then more easy to understand, like here, I thought that I thought that me and my friends were actually going to be queering golf.
You know, I thought we were gonna, I thought we were queer, but turns out... They already did it.
We're doing it because, because we are gay and not, not real men.
I would, I would argue American Patriot is queering golf.
They beat you to the punch.
Yeah, that's, that's what I'm saying.
God damn it.
This is, this kind of ruins everything.
I guess, I guess I'm done with it.
I guess I'm, I'm, I'm over it now.
I have noticed you do have to use your hips a lot when you golf.
Yeah, yeah, it's true.
It's almost like a little swish you guys do with your hips, huh?
And when I say guys, I mean that in the gender neutral sense, because I'm not talking about guys.
Did you know that when you hit the ball, they call it a stroke?
There you go.
That's kind of saucy.
Yeah.
A lot of trying to get in the holes.
A lot of holes.
A lot of holes, whole play.
Whole play.
Whole play.
Yeah.
That sounds like somebody who doesn't know what a fetish is or somebody who's trying to sound interesting.
Like they have a fetish, like they go, they go to their friend's sex convention and they're like, yeah, I like to do hole play.
I like to do a bunch of hole play.
Where you put stuff in the holes.
Yeah.
It is.
This is so funny.
I'm completely joking here.
I didn't know that I would ever see this.
Me neither.
That the right would be calling golf gay.
Or for women.
Isn't a staple of American conservatism is that women aren't allowed to golf?
Yeah, there are still men's only golf country clubs.
They still exist in America.
This is so fucked.
I know it's a meme or whatever, like, oh, is having a wife gay, guys?
But this is extremely funny.
It's extremely funny.
Do you have any idea of why they would be going after golf?
Just because you don't use a gun?
Honestly, like, the real reasons, like, the only thing I can really think of is, like, golfing is much harder than shooting a gun.
Hmm.
Interesting.
That's, like, all I could think of is they maybe just suck at golf.
That's clearly coming from somebody who's never killed a man with a gun.
Never killed a man with a gun, but I've definitely killed things with a gun.
You'll learn how hard it is if you ever, if you ever pull your testicles out of the storage containment unit you got them in.
I was able to shoot a quail way before I was able to get a ball on the green.
I'm just saying.
I'm trying to think.
I think it's just because they're in golf, there's also kind of like a target you have to hit.
You know?
You're aiming for the green, but you're doing it without a gun for some reason.
Also, if you're using a gun, aren't they all hole-in-ones?
No, because that would be the bullseye.
It would be the hole in one.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
You don't... Yeah, it took you three attempts to hit the bullseye.
That's a par or whatever.
But isn't the goal always to get it the first time if it's a gun?
Same thing with golfing.
But you accept that some are impossible.
Okay, maybe the better analogy is like...
Yeah, a hole-in-one is hitting the target on the first try, whereas, you know, two strokes is when you ricochet it off of, you know, an adjoining structure.
You know, I just realized, though, is that if you look at these rifles, they do, like, increase in range.
From like the type of gun they are, they're more effective at different ranges.
The first one to the right being like a sniper rifle.
So that's like the driver.
Yeah, just like your golf bag.
You know, you have different clubs for different distances.
Are they calling golfers just like broke boys?
Oh, you think $900 and your driver's a lot?
You know how much I spent on this?
This gun's not even legal.
I'm not even supposed to have this.
I just, I thought it was fascinating that they're... So funny.
Like, why?
Why would you?
This is, again, this is like conservatives being like, you got Taylor Swift.
Well, we got cat turd.
Like, there's no reason to make golf your enemy, guy.
This is totally your thing.
Also, are these not Trump conservatives?
Oh, they're definitely Trump conservatives.
American Patriot.
Trump has just whooped an ass on the golf course lately.
Like, this is your guy.
This is your time to shine with this guy.
Some of these responses were excellent.
James Brady says, I like that.
I like that, like, oh, you think it's so masculine to just push a button and something kills.
I actually have to walk towards my prey.
Also, I mean, if you're walking, good for you.
I respect if you're walking, but you know, That that ten extra bucks for a cart.
It feels worth it when you're done.
It really does.
What is this about every time?
What is the fucking median age range of the golfer of the American golfer?
Oh, oh, thirty five plus.
Forty plus.
Yeah, I don't think a lot of them.
They think I'm young out there.
I'm 36.
I'm about to be 37.
They think I'm like a youngster out there.
I think the like golf, but for men would make more sense if it were like darts, but for men.
Yeah.
You know, go after the darts community.
I bet you could make some people really mad.
And that one kind of makes some sense because you're getting your, it's a, it's a target that doesn't change.
Yeah.
You're shooting at something.
Yeah.
Or you could do basketball.
You could say, like basketball, but for men.
But for men?
That would bring everybody on board.
Yeah.
But then you would have to, like, delete all your racist posts when basketball players get caught for having guns.
Oh, yeah, I guess that's true.
But, um, you know, basketball players are women who shouldn't have guns anyway.
So funny.
Yeah, OK.
Leslie Valerius King says golf requires honesty and integrity.
This doesn't.
Is that true, Tony?
You can't lie?
Yeah, it is true.
People can lie about golf pretty easily.
That sounds like having integrity is actually an impediment to winning the game of golf.
Well, no, because you're all supposed to do.
You're all supposed to trust each other, you know?
And like, you're all supposed to trust each other that you're doing the right thing and that you're counting the strokes correctly.
I would be willing to bet cheating is fairly common in golf.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
It's super common.
You cheat for each other often.
You're like, no, that's good.
It's fine.
You're good.
I'm not going to count that against you.
William Chapman says, I shoot and play golf.
I find golf is much more difficult.
I actually, I agree with that, Tony.
I, because I like, I got, I got, I hit the fucking target the first time.
First time I picked up a gun.
I guess what they're saying is it does take a certain amount of maturity and development to take a life.
Anyone can play a game of golf, but it takes a real adult to take a life.
Michael H. Friedman says, this is the kind of divisive BS Americans don't need.
The implication that a rifle somehow makes you a man and a sport like golf diminishes your manhood is childish.
I am a gun owner, but the fact that I own a gun doesn't make me better or more manly than anyone else.
Uh, well said, but I still, I still like them.
I don't know, like trying to entertain the idea that golf could somehow diminish your manhood.
Like, this really seems like a Mad Libs situation.
Like they just plugged golf in here by accident.
Do you think maybe this is like a class rebuttal, where even these guys who can afford these guns still see golf as a rich man's sport?
- Yeah, but they also see golf as like a rich man sport. - Right. - And so they think of their bosses golfing. - Totally.
Right.
Yeah.
It's the country club.
It's the country club millionaire, not the coffee shop owner millionaires.
Yeah.
Okay.
That makes, that makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But for real, but for men who aren't rich, but they are rich, but they don't want to admit that they are.
Kevin Costner did it the right way in 10 cup when he showed how, how easy it is to golf and how, Yeah, you don't need to buy in.
You don't need to pay all this exorbitant amount of money.
Golfing is easy as fuck.
You just use a pool cue.
Yeah.
You just use a garden hoe.
I mean, you got a Washington Cup again because he learned his lesson there.
You do need the right equipment.
You're not going to get over that siren iron, man.
Not within strokes.
You're going to get disqualified.
He eventually gets it, yeah, but not within strokes, like you said.
Yeah, not within strokes.
Okay, fair enough.
Yeah, I'm just trying to think if there's anything else I want to say on this.
It's just hilarious, like, you can't just start this out of nowhere.
You gotta have something else.
You gotta have, like, Women playing golf in the picture, maybe there is a there is like there's a trans woman right now who is qualifying for hoping to qualify for the LPGA.
She's been kicking ass.
She's like, awesome.
And of course, everyone hates her because she's a trans woman.
Like, I thought they were at least going to use her.
But like, I don't I guess that would be.
Yeah, I don't.
Where is this coming from?
Yeah, maybe it's because you wear slacks instead of blue jeans when you golf and that makes you a pussy.
That makes you a girl for wearing slacks.
Hey, what's up Hillary Clinton?
Nice suit.
Pleats are for pussies.
Everyone knows that.
Everybody knows that fact about pants.
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The last thing I wanted to talk about on this episode Did you see the fucking guardian angels beat up that guy on Hannity?
No?
That's why the Fannie Willis defense.
Anyway, joining us live, he's on the streets of New York City.
Former mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa is with us.
So, okay.
Curtis Sliwa of the Guardian Angels.
If you're not familiar with the Guardian Angels, it's like the Proud Boys before the Proud Boys.
It's like a men's club where they go around doing vigilante violence on people, you know, people they claim are criminals or whatever, but are usually just homeless.
Yeah.
And they're much like a wash up due to like, are you using numbers to intimidate and Curtis Lee?
Why is like, look, I don't know how old he is.
He looks like he's 80 years old and he did run for mayor of New York at least a few times and including the most recent mayoral election against Eric Adams.
He likes chocolate over vanilla.
It sounds a little like Louis Farrakhan to me there.
$53 million in debit cards for 500 people.
On top of $180 million for more hotel rooms in New York.
On top of the $1 billion that Biden has given people that enter our country illegally.
And we saw what happened to the people on tape beating the hell out of two police officers.
Curtis, things getting better.
Uh, that video he's referencing is, I believe, that video that went viral.
I didn't even see it when it went viral.
I saw, like, the correction afterwards.
But there was a video that showed, like, oh, a young, uh, Hispanic man, or a young, young man, like, fighting with the cops and resisting arrest.
And his friends were, like, maybe gonna try to jump in to help him or something like that.
And it, uh, You know, it got shared among the usual crime, fear mongering outlets.
It was a bunch of guys, it was like a bunch of young guys just hanging out in front of a theater or in front of like some storefront, but like well away from the storefront.
Including a guy with his kid and the full video shows cops just come up and start telling them to move.
And they're like speaking Spanish at them, too, like the like one of the officers is a is a Spanish speaker and he's all mijo move, move, move like that.
And they're just like, what the fuck?
Why are you like?
There's there's nobody coming or anything like that that they need to get out of the way of.
And they start like making them move.
And then while the guy while one of the kids is fixing his stroller or like in his stroller, the other cop is like right on his back and telling him to move.
He starts moving, but he says something over his shoulder at him.
He like calls him ugly.
I think he says, you look like, why do you look like ugly Betty or something to the cop?
Awesome.
And then the cop just grabs him and throws him up against the wall and like leaves his stroller with his kid in it, just in the middle of the sidewalk, which I haven't seen anybody comment on, but that's gnarly.
That's wild.
That's super gnarly.
I heard him saying, like my Nino, And I was like, wait, was that a stroller he was messing around with?
And in a different shot, you can see that it's just a stroller with a kid in it that they left in the middle of the side.
That's nuts.
And luckily his friends were still around and they came back real quick, walked back.
But yeah, that's the incident that he's referencing where it was like...
Cops being attacked or something like that.
You know, the same shit that's going to happen in this video.
People just attacking guys because they're brown or whatever.
I should also say that this video is titled Guardian Angel.
I'm on foxnews.com.
Guardian Angels tackle alleged shoplifter on Hannity, but in this video they do not call him a shoplifter.
You'll hear what they call him.
Better in New York City?
Absolutely not.
In fact, that's why I'm his number one hater.
Join the Curtis Leeward Haters Club of Eric Adams, who is single-handedly destroying this city by giving illegal aliens- They're giving this interview in fucking Times Square.
Wild.
A bunch of dorks dressed up in fucking berets and bright red members only jackets, not having their asses robbed within 10 minutes.
It seems like a pretty safe city.
It's also like this is this is interesting.
This is a this is a rainbow coalition if I've ever seen one like the group here is like Wild.
They're diverse in every sense except age.
Exactly.
Except age and physique.
They all have pretty much the same exact physique.
It's everything.
They arrive in our city.
Imagine you check into your hotel, you get concierge service and bam, you get a thousand dollar debit card that you can use for the whole month.
And you get more money than any veteran, any homeless person, any emotionally disturbed person in New York City gets.
That's an absolute outrage.
And this may, it just doesn't trust me.
I've stolen money from homeless people.
These immigrants have it way better.
The money I get from them and you'd be astonished how much cash they have on them.
What he's talking about is Eric Adams is, well, like whatever, the city of New York is introducing a program where instead of like housing migrants in detention facilities and providing them with a lunch, a box lunch or whatever the city of New York is introducing a program where instead of like housing migrants in detention facilities and providing them with a lunch, a box lunch or whatever like that, they're instead going to pay for
From what I read, only at local grocery stores, bodegas, et cetera, et cetera.
Plus, these people are asylum seekers.
Yeah.
Like not that not that I see a difference morally between asylum seekers or people who are just coming to the country for whatever economic reasons or for, you know, I don't know.
This is like escape a debt or something like that.
I think yeah, there's a difference.
If, if we were housing, if like the state or city I was in or even country, we're housing like undocumented immigrants in order to process them and deport them or whatever, or in order to like keep tabs on them, you know, we're going to keep them in this hotel room to keep tabs on them.
I would object to that because it would be like, just let them go.
Yeah, but I'm going to fucking find a job somewhere.
And that's the thing that the people who the people who are going to be, you know, seeking out this resource are people who are going to have a little bit of confidence in that they are going to be allowed to do this and not just deported right away.
Right.
And the but the idea behind like an asylum seeker is it's somebody who is in desperate need of help.
I mean, like, you know, I would imagine most undocumented immigrants are to varying degrees desperately in need of help.
But some are more able than than others.
Right.
And like, I've got no I've got no problem with housing asylum seekers, especially in New York City.
New York City can fucking afford it.
Fuck you guys.
Yeah, totally.
You know, Yeah, especially with like, I don't know, we need, we need to like, if we, again, like, like I said on the previous, I don't, I don't even remember what episode it was, but like, If you want these people to stop seeking asylum in your country, there's a very easy thing you can do, which is help those countries.
Work with those countries to benefit those countries and not just exploit them ruthlessly and then destroy them behind you when they decide they've had enough of it, you know?
Yeah, I've got, because I just, I wanted to look in to see what they were talking about.
And there's, they're talking about asylum seekers, talking about fucking war refugees, starving women and children, you know?
That's, that's who they're talking about when they're talking about like free, freeloading, whatever, illegal criminals.
They're just such a, such a sick kind of person.
He takes care of the illegal aliens and forsakes his own people, especially the African-American poor and impoverished who elected him mayor of the city of New York over me, Curtis Leeuwen.
Yeah.
Well, by the way, if you divide $53,000,000 by $500,000, that's a $106,000 debit card.
Not a bad deal.
Holy shit.
So Hannity's just like making up numbers for whatever joke he was trying to do.
And as this is happening, you know, they're side to side, the Guardian Angels and Sean Hannity are side to side on screen.
On the Guardian Angels side, you see all the other guys behind guys, and I think there's a couple of women back there too, behind Curtis Curtis Sliwa look at something behind the camera and then-- - You hear something, you hear like a Russell of something. - And then they all like disappear walking behind the camera out of the shot to go do something.
And that's why Hannity starts stuttering in his canned line about 53 million divided by one thought or whatever he says. - They're giving them to vets that are homeless and in by 500, that's $106,000 debit card.
Not a bad deal.
I don't think they're giving them to vets that are homeless in New York City.
Not that I've heard, Curtis.
So just repeating the same canned line about how homeless veterans aren't getting anything with the immigrant plan.
Why don't homeless veterans get anything from the immigrant plan?
That makes no sense, folks.
So what's crazy is I was over here thinking that this interview is happening because of another video.
No.
Where they beat up somebody.
This is happening live on Hannity.
Yeah.
Incredible.
The Guardian Angels, I think, are fairly frequent guests on right-wing conservative stuff.
Curtis Lee and Sliwa is a personality.
In fact, our guys have just taken down one of the migrant guys right here on the corner, 42nd and- He's so- He's so fucking brain-dead.
Oh my- It's so fucking funny.
Like, it- it's- That's crazy.
It's insane how much it pays to be...
This stupid.
You're on Fox News, you see all your buddies, what we're about to see, tackle a dude, tackle a brown dude, and be like, see, it's one of the migrants is right over there.
And then he goes on to say, they're taking over the city.
Like, was the guy wearing a shirt that said, like, I'm a migrant?
No.
Of course not.
So he calls him a migrant.
He said, Oh, the reason we're doing a citizen's arrest on this guy, which you'll see is because he's a migrant.
He's not a migrant.
He's a New York City fucking resident.
Um, who was eventually charged with like disturbing the peace.
So like he actually caught the guy who got I don't know if he got beat up.
You don't see him get beat up by the Guardian Angels, but they're definitely like... He sure was accosted.
They're intimidating him and they're grabbing him and they're like throwing him to the ground to some degree.
All assault.
All of that is assault.
Yeah.
The guy, the younger, I don't know, kid, 20 something maybe, got fucking arrested.
It's so cool.
I love this country.
That sucks so bad.
Yeah, let me play this video.
Can you pan the camera?
They've taken over!
They've taken over the city, see?
You just, like, grab somebody out of the crowd and slam their face into the concrete and you're like, they're everywhere!
You can't swing a fist without hitting a migrant!
This is how you know that, like, the journalism is so bad.
Because if you're, like, a news camera person, don't you just automatically pan to the tussle?
Don't you just like see something is happening and kind of like pan to it anyways?
Cause Hany's like, can you pan to it?
Can you show us what's up?
Like, shouldn't you just be doing it anyways?
I don't think you're allowed to make those kinds of decisions as a cameraman on Fox News.
Maybe, I don't know.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I mean though.
Because it is where it is.
They're not going to let him do it.
It is kind of funny to be like having an on the street interview because you're out in the city amongst the people.
And then like when something actually happens, it takes you like 45 seconds to get the camera off the mount and finally turn it around.
And then when you do turn it around, the sound cuts out for some reason, as we'll see.
I do love Sean Hannity's instinct to be like, Oh, you guys are beating somebody up, a migrant possibly.
Can we get that on camera?
Can we see that?
Can we see that please?
Can you show us what a migrant looks like?
Take it over.
Light the camera over there if at all possible.
This is sound cuts right here for some reason.
Finally get the camera.
Around.
You got your key open guys.
And it's like three or four of the guardian angels and the biggest guardian angel I think in the whole crowd has like both his hands on a guy and then two other guardian angels are on either side also like holding him still and the guy's like trying to get away or upset or something and the the bigger guy is not not letting go of him and in fact seems to be getting more aggressive with him.
This sucks.
He is out of control.
Out of control.
Yeah, he was like trying to pin his... Oh, fuck.
The video just reloaded.
It ended, but it did, yeah.
That sucks, it's like... Man.
Also, if your homie gets, like, beat up by the Guardian Angels... Yeah, you can't let him forget that one.
Yeah, like, oh, hey, watch out, man.
There's some guys in red jackets behind you.
Oh, I know what happened.
Watch out.
I know what happened.
You didn't eat your, uh, you didn't drink your Metamucil this morning.
Huh?
So yeah.
Told you, boy, you gotta get them Wheaties in.
Gotta get them Wheaties in.
That, that sucks.
Yeah.
And like, it sucks too that there was this error of if he was, I think it sucks because I don't, I don't think the guy must've been doing anything.
Cause I think if he was doing anything, he would have ran because these are not police.
No, I think the most charitable to the Guardian Angels and Sean Hannity explanation is the guy knows who the Guardian Angels are and knows that it was a Fox News article and was talking shit from the sidewalk, which I think is probably what happened.
And then somebody got physical with him because they got triggered by him criticizing the Guardian angels or whatever sounds more right and then the rest of them stepped in and did a quote citizens arrest on him until the cops came who then actually arrested him for like disturbing the peace they said he was being loud and threatening um yeah if i was surrounded by six wannabe fascist dipshits in red berets i would also try to be as loud and threatening as i could be
uh yeah i would be getting charged for much more than that for sure you know what i'm saying so that's that's That's nuts.
Sucks for them.
Yeah, and then they called him a shoplifter in one of the videos, like just in the title.
Yeah, that's what the title said in the video we were watching.
The title of the video said shoplifter, but that doesn't come up.
It's like later after the fact, also in an interview.
I don't think there's video of it.
Curtis Sliwa said they were shoplifting, actually, and that's why we did it.
From where?
From where?
The M&M store?
So I love knowing that you can't print that he was a migrant.
Yeah.
You can't actually print that because that would get enough people mad to maybe cause you a problem.
But you can falsely accuse him of being a shoplifter.
Yeah.
Because everybody, everybody hates shoplifters and it's such an epidemic right now.
My, the fricking Walgreens are closing because of the shoplifters.
And like, yeah, the people you read about being shoplifters in the news anyway, probably aren't like it's, it's somebody that they didn't, you know, it's, I mean, you know, there are shoplifters or whatever, but you can just say shoplifter.
You can just like, like department stores can just say, so that's what they did.
I think.
That sucks so bad.
That's fucking brutal.
While I was looking at comments for this, so let me let me pull up some responses here.
Sick and Tired of the Lies on Fox News says, you all do realize that the $1,000 prepaid credit cards aren't just costing $1,000, right?
They're actually a quote gift card and each has a processing setup fee, likely at least $6 and maybe double that.
On top of that, someone is getting administrative money to cover the time of the people administering the program.
All that extra money is likely why Adam says it is so urgent and necessary to have this program.
It positively benefits him or someone he is associated with.
And then if they decide to recharge the cards, dot dot dot, well, you can fill in the rest there.
Did you ever think about this, Tony?
Yeah, never came across.
Financial institutions sometimes benefit from people for just existing in this country.
You ever noticed that?
It's something I've never thought about.
And it's scary to think, you know, there's taking advantage of these migrants.
It's fucked up.
But it's like, yeah, you think you think Eric Adams doing this out of like the goodness of his own heart?
Right.
Like, come on.
But I mean, it's like, it's, I don't know, it's not even like, oh, he's, he's benefiting or whatever.
It's the, the program will genuinely save money.
The program will genuinely be cheaper.
He is like four.
He's, do you think Eric Adams wants to fucking help immigrants or put people?
He spent the last six months complaining about immigrants verbally, vocally.
And it's funny because you see these conservative gotchas who are like, yeah, Yeah.
Don't like immigrants now so much, do you, Eric?
Huh?
When they're in your house now, you understand?
It's like, bro, he was never pro-immigrant.
Yeah.
He was always a piece of shit, especially on that issue.
Which is exactly why this is transparent.
There is money to be made here.
Money to be saved is money made, you know?
Sure.
Uh, but yeah.
Whoa, bro.
You're blowing my mind.
There's processing fees associated with financial institutions.
When you, no way you, you have to pay a processing fee just to buy goods and services that you need.
And there's a private company that benefits from that.
What the F what fucking system?
That can't be legal.
This is communism.
It's legal now.
Well, yep.
That this wouldn't happen in a cab.
If they would, if they would just allow the free market to exist, this wouldn't happen.
Uh, All the world is a stage says, so instead of a debit card, instead of having to deliver food.
So they're talking about like why it's actually more cost effective to do the gift card.
They're quoting that from the article.
And then they say they are illegals supported by the goodwill of the hardworking American people.
If they don't like the food which they are provided, FREE, then they need to go back to their countries where they can't get the type of food they prefer.
Providing them with money so they can purchase food of their preference is just more coddling of criminals who, as Sliwa correctly stated, think they own the street and rule the night.
Again, this is the voice of somebody who hasn't been outside, at least in a major city, their whole lives.
Yeah.
What's so wild too is that coalition of people that were with him were all types of shades.
How are you identifying migrants, guys?
What are you looking at?
Are you just looking at people who look poor?
Yeah.
Is that your way of going about it?
I don't understand their method of I don't know if they're doing something they don't like, right?
Well, well, what happens is, is there'll be a, there'll be somebody they deem a criminal, you know, a loiterer or something who's Brown, who's maybe speaking Spanish or, or whatever.
And then they'll fucking citizens arrest them.
And the cops would be like, sick guys.
What was he doing?
They'll be like, Oh, he was disturbing.
He was disturbing the peace officer.
And they'll be like, cool.
I'll write that down.
What do you mean?
What was he doing?
He was taking over.
You didn't see him over there taking over?
I think they own the street and rule that this definitely has been on the street at night.
He, this guy would rule the night on the street if it weren't for the immigrants.
I got to put get an altercation with Guardian Angels on my next New York to do list.
JP, I liked this.
I liked this perspective.
JPB 89 says, I know for a fact that none of my Polish relatives who arrived in the United States in the late 1930s were not handed anything.
As a matter of fact, they needed to have sponsors and prove they weren't going to be burdens to society.
They also had to learn English and never spoke Polish in public, not even to other Polish immigrants.
And this was like a common response in these replies was like, My, uh, my ancestor, my grandpa, whatever, my great uncle came over here and were properly ashamed of our hair, of our white heritage.
It's very like, you know, I mean, that's, this is why like whiteness exists is because everybody was so racist to your individual ancestors that they had to become the, the homogen, homogen, homogeneity of white, of whiteness.
It's just sad, too, because it's like if you're if the relative that you're speaking of was alive and on Facebook or whatever and saw this, they'd probably be pretty bummed.
This is like a story that this is a story that, you know, second, third generation people tell themselves to feel good about it.
You know, it's just like here in Southern California, we have all the conservative second generation Mexican families who are like, oh, no, I'm pretty sure my family came here the right way.
It's like, did I mean, that's not necessarily true.
It's like they tell themselves this thing because no, no, not me, though.
My people didn't do it that way.
We're not gross like them.
I know that because it's me.
It's, it's funny to talk about your own grandparents as like rightfully ashamed.
They were, they were rightfully ashamed to be Polish.
Uh, they came here and got to experience America by destroying their selves, destroying their former selves and like cultural ties to, you know, the land or, or yeah, the culture.
Um, very funny.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's just, it's just a weird, like, you'd think that's, that's when I think, because I do hear from second generation or like first generation friends who were born here, uh, who were like, yeah, like my parents were embarrassed to speak Spanish or speak whatever.
So they wouldn't, they never taught me.
They like refuse.
They were like, refuse to let me learn my language.
And so now it's like a recovery of their, they have to go in and like actually seek out the culture that was denied to them because of this absurd kind of racism.
Oh, totally.
Okay.
So this is where I found out that Dr. Phil recently visited the border.
Uh, which I didn't know.
He visited, he like interviewed border patrol agents and there was also like some 60 minutes article about the border, like the, the, Mainstream media has been very upset about the border, apparently.
And I found this article, Dr. Phil suggests Chinese migrants crossing US-Mexico border could be spies.
What is the media?
What is America?
What is happening?
Why is Dr. Phil going to the border anyways?
Well, I don't know.
There's a lot of things like I wouldn't trust a normal doctor with.
Because the way you said in the beginning, I'm like, was he going there?
Like, was he going to go talk to like the border agents about like the trauma that they feel when they're like dehumanizing people?
You know, like, hey, how does it feel tearing apart families?
What does that feel like?
Uh, just what a, what an evil country.
What a despicable culture.
We got to listen to a fake doctor.
Give his opinion about the fucking asylum seekers in the border.
Yeah.
Uh, even if, you know, even if he were a real doctor, even if he were a legitimate medical figure, um, Dr. Phil suggests Chinese migrants crossing us, Mexico border could be spies.
Um, Dr. Phil's comments made on February 6th during an appearance on Hannity come amid a significant increase in the number of Chinese migrants apprehended at the US-Mexico border.
Wait, did I read his comments?
Which comments were these?
Yeah, okay, that's how it starts.
Statistics from Custom and Border Protection revealed a sharp rise in arrests over the recent fiscal years.
The influx of Chinese migrants was recently highlighted in a 60 Minutes report, which revealed how they are purportedly using social media and exploiting a gap in the border fence to enter the U.S.
illegally.
Um, it's something like 60 Chinese migrants a day or something like that is, is this statistic, you know, versus whatever the hundreds of thousands of other migrants that come into, you know, that are estimated to come into the across the border every you know, that are estimated to come into the across the border every It's just funny that there's a 60 minutes report.
Like going up to migrants and checking what they look like?
Like looking, let me look at your face.
Do you have eye folds?
Come here.
Yeah.
What's going on over there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And like, again, hasn't Dr. Phil like largely been discredited as expert in anything?
Yeah.
But apparently he's still on TV.
Like he hasn't been discredited to that level.
I thought he had been as well.
I thought he was just for like salacious family affairs shows now.
I mean, you could look up to see what he's doing now.
I don't know.
Well, clearly he's catching all the Chinese spies.
I love that this article about Dr. Phil has a little line break subheading, National Security Concerns!
When asked about the odds of quote, terror cells being among illegal immigrants, Dr. Phil suggested that the Chinese migrants crossing the border could be engaged in espionage activities.
Describing many of them to be military age men, he questioned their motives and whereabouts once they get inside the U.S.
Quote, where do they go once they come across the border?
Wait, hold on.
Where do they go when they come across the border?
We have no idea.
I can't do it.
He's like, it's a Montana accent.
What is he?
What does he got going?
That was pretty good.
That sounds about right.
They're not being monitored.
They're not being followed.
When they get here, what are they doing?
If they're working in farming, if they're working in industry, I promise you, they are expected to do certain things.
They have to, like, they have to sabotage American machinery on behalf of the Chinese Communist Party, is what he's saying.
Yeah, yeah, they have to, like, like, they have to, like, kill the crops to affect the American economy?
Uh, no, it's even worse than killing the crops.
Are they sending seeds back from farming to China?
No way!
They're stealing American seeds.
Probably American men's seed, too, if we're being honest.
Amazing.
Probably got the Israeli sperm, sperm jacomatic.
Does he really think that China can't get American seeds to any other, or like needs American seeds?
Does he think that there aren't like millions of legal Chinese immigrants Like just getting on a plane and coming here every year?
The idea that an espionage activity, whatever you call it, like an operation, a Chinese operation, would be to sneak in through the southern border of the U.S., why?
You think it's a coincidence that the elderly Asian population tend to their own gardens in their backyards?
You think that's a coincidence?
Oh man, I need to have a talk with my neighbor.
I need to see where she got all those seeds from.
Yeah.
Hey, those are American seeds.
You better brought your own seeds.
Um, when they get here, what are they doing?
I love, I love their, their, we have no idea when these people get here.
We have no idea they're, they're not being monitored.
I don't want to, why would I want to monitor them, dude?
Like what, what about, what about the millions of other people who come here ever?
Like, I'm sorry.
I understand the national security to some degree.
I understand there's bad people in the world who want to do bad things.
I don't think it's the Chinese government.
I don't think it's most foreign governments.
I am more worried about American psychopaths, to be honest, and people in positions of authority and power in this country.
Or Dr. Phil.
Like Dr. Phil?
I mean, you don't get much more power or authority than Dr. Phil.
Phil.
I don't know, like it, it, it doesn't, it's not a, what do you call it?
It's not engaging to me.
It doesn't like, uh, hook me when you're like, we need to monitor everybody coming in and out of this country.
And I'm like, no, I don't want, cause I'm next.
If you start monitoring them, you're going to put a fucking chip in me.
They're going to be the, they're going to be the, the Guinea pigs that get the chip that then you're going, you're going to then give me.
Also like, if that's your line of reasoning, if that's your, that's your politics, aren't you also against like, The amount of resources that are going to take to monitor insanely.
Well, see, that's that's the thing is that you would say, well, everything you want to do, all this like insane punishment you want to levy against some of the poorest and like least fortunate people out there even costs costs even more money than what we're talking about doing. all this like insane punishment you want to levy against Even costs costs even more money than what we're talking about doing.
Their response would be, well, that's why we don't let him in the first place.
You just got to put up.
You got to be a fucking judge dread.
Mega city with a giant metal wall around it.
Metal dam.
That's how everybody wants to live.
That would be the ideal living situation.
Nobody allowed in and out until you fill out three forms through the government or alternatively put a chip in your hand and wave it in front of the key card or whatever.
And listen, like some of these things might be a little bit exuberant.
They might be too expensive.
And that's why we invite companies like Nestle to invest in these cities.
Uh, yeah.
I don't, I don't know.
Like I, I know, I know a lot of this is done in bad faith.
Like we don't know where they're going.
We don't know what they're doing.
And like, you don't actually want to, you don't care that much or whatever, but, but still, I don't, I don't know.
Like I, I think the public is inundated with anti-immigrant stuff, but I think most people who like, Actually encounter immigrant populations or other cultures or whatever are severely less moved by this moral panic stuff because it's the data is obvious.
The data is obvious that immigrants commit fewer crimes than the average American that they're actually, you know, if you want to talk about it in Whatever, uh, sterile economic terms, uh, they're better for an economy.
They help an economy, all that stuff.
Um, and that's, that's visible anecdotally as well.
Not, not just in the data, but, um, yeah.
Uh, I think there was a couple more paragraphs from this border that are from this article that I wanted to read.
Um, Citing border patrol officials he had talked to during a border visit, Dr. Phil called for enhanced monitoring and oversight of individuals entering the country.
We have the, I think each one of them should have to have a cop that follows them around.
Their own, yeah.
Yeah.
Their own agent that, yeah, that follows them around.
We have the right, we have the right to know, to control who's coming to this country, he said.
Which I don't, I don't agree with.
I don't, I don't really agree with that too much.
You know, I don't know where, like, I Fall on like national security like in my communist utopia how much national how much like money would go towards national security or whatever.
I know that there's like.
Theoretically, it's probably a good idea to.
I don't know, check out who's in the country on like on like some level to what to whatever degree, like through a census or.
I don't know.
I don't really care that much about borders.
They're pretty fake to me.
I feel like the overwhelming majority of people are coming to America because they want to live here.
Cause they want to be here, you know, and I think we have room for them and I'm happy to have them.
And it's honestly like, I feel like it's none of my business, like why, why you're trying to come to America.
I think the likelihood of you coming here specifically to commit a terrorist attack is pretty low.
So I'm willing to like, look, set that aside for the like overwhelming 99.99999% chance you're here to have a better life.
Totally, totally.
And I think we've all known this statistically.
The call is usually coming from inside the house, like you don't have to worry about you have to worry about domestic terrorists.
We have to worry about.
International terrorists.
Yeah.
In response to Dr. Phil's concerns, Hannity expressed apprehension about potential national security risks of not vetting individuals entering the U.S.
According to the host, such individuals potentially harbor terrorist intentions.
Potentially?
Potentially harbor terrorist intentions.
They might think about it.
Mark my words, Dr. Phil, and I pray to God that I am wrong.
Dot dot dot.
Among the 10 million or so illegal, unvetted Joe Biden immigrants, I guarantee you terror cells are mixed in that group.
Well, listen, listen to this piece of data that you cannot dispute.
100% of international terrorists from other countries.
Absolutely.
Tell me I'm wrong.
Um, didn't the 9-11 hijackers come over here legally?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Cool.
Yeah.
Um, but that's because we knew when we were following them, like, come on.
I just, I don't know how you pretend to be like, cause it kind of the right wing, one of the right wing Pieces of propaganda right now or like their self-image, like how they're trying to recruit or project their images that they're like the anti-war party.
Yeah.
Or they're somehow the anti-deep state party.
You know, these people who like supposedly suddenly hate the CIA or whatever.
Like your primetime media is just doing 9-11 Patriot Act 2.0 shit like every night on TV.
Right.
Like what he's talking about.
Those Chinese immigrants, they're probably terrorists.
You should be extremely scared and you should just let the politicians handle it.
You should give a little bit more power to the politicians so they can handle it, folks.
I don't know how this stuff plays.
It's weird how there's still both of these currents within the same party.
Well, the reason why there are anti-war and stuff like that is because there's a war to be fought here.
Yeah.
You know, I'm saying we can't we can't be expending our resources to Ukraine and Israel.
And we have a whole ass war to fight here.
That's true.
And they do probably consider like.
The war against immigrants, probably the even more pressing war, even before, like the war against wokeness or whatever.
Yeah, well, it all falls within like a law and order, right?
Yeah.
Some more of these replies.
Or were we out on time?
Let me just read like one or two of these replies.
I just really like these responses to the Chinese immigration thing specifically.
Scooter says, let's not forget the over 200,000 Chinese nationals invading U.S.
colleges and universities every year, most of which are privileged children of the Communist Chinese Party and high-ranking Chinese government officials.
How much more ignorant can we be?
Let's continue to educate the enemy so they can destroy us even quicker.
Do they think that those kids aren't vetted?
You think they're allowed to just go to school in a different country without any type of scrutiny?
That's a good point.
At this point, aren't you accusing the American government of being in bed with the Chinese?
Yeah, but they do know that Joe Biden is in bed with the Chinese.
Oh, I figured that Joe Biden is the one who let them all come over here for school.
And even if Joe Biden didn't want to let him, all these Chinese spies into university, American universities, he'd probably be like, What's that?
Oh yeah, you're that young boy I met in Chinatown 70 years ago.
Welcome to the country.
And he would let him in anyway.
He would let him in.
He would let him in.
All you have to do, all you have to do is just say you're from a different country and Joe Biden's going to forget and mix up your countries.
I like the implication here that American school American colleges are so good.
They're going to create a new like wave of Chinese super soldiers.
They're going to like of of agents and destroyers and conquerors.
That's how that's how much so much this guy believes in the American University system.
I love that.
Also, I love the idea of like, wait, so now we should tell the schools who they can accept, who they shouldn't accept, how they spend their money.
Like, yeah, we should do that.
We actually should do that.
Yeah, it would probably help.
Again, Carlos P. similarly says, the acceptance of Chinese and Indian students has to be slowly curtailed.
These people's educations are paid for by their governments.
Where else are these students likely to get the $80,000 tuition plus living expenses for four years plus two years for master's programs?
U.S.
universities need to be more discriminating.
It's a changing world out there.
I love his argument for, well, they must be spies because nobody can afford American education, university education anymore.
It's like, well, I think they could probably do the same thing that, uh, you know, millions of other people did, which is take out debilitating loans for them.
They have to pay for the rest of their lives.
And also there is an element that's true where it's like, a lot of these students are from a different, are like, you know, from an upper class.
Yeah.
That can't afford to do this.
Like, but they've already acknowledged that.
It's just, how are you, how are you posting this and not understanding that there's a different problem that you need to worry about?
Are these people in the colleges?
And they're just like, there's so many Chinese and Indian students around me.
I don't know.
Sean says, I knew a couple of them back in college.
What they are is the best and the brightest from their country.
U.S.
universities actually recruit them.
Then I worked for Dean of Engineering for a short while back in the 90s.
He explained how he set the program at my university.
I don't believe it's anywhere near 200,000, though.
And then Scooter, the original poster replies, actually, it's closer to 300,000 this year.
I love just like keeping tabs on the Chinese student, U.S.
student population.
Um, and it's funny because when we talked about, I think it was a law enforcement today article about Chinese aged males entering, uh, yeah, entering the U.S.
Um, I even said like, what do you, what do you think Chinese people are here to do, man?
They're going to school, bro.
And, uh, so now they've taken that and said, yeah, where they're going to learn how to kill you.
They're going to school so they can learn how to make a bomb to explode you.
I like how they totally don't see that the reason why you see so many, why you think you see such an inordinate amount of Chinese and Indian students is because those are the two of the most populated countries in the world.
Yeah, good point.
Scooter says there are a lot of naive people out there who don't know the facts and believe what these liberals running these colleges are telling them.
They don't have the best interest of the American people in mind, and it's about money.
There are many bright young people in the United States that these colleges should be educating, not Chinese communists taking up seats again.
I love having to argue this as a conservative that the U.S.
university system is too precious to allow foreigners to take advantage of it.
I also like this one from Beth.
I'd agree, but why would they bother?
It's like doing terrorist attacks.
The Chinese have had no previous issues using DEI to infiltrate every branch of our government and sensitive facilities nationwide.
Why sneak in when you're invited?
See, this is what I'm saying.
I don't think they're going to do terrorism through the border.
Don't be naive.
They're already here.
They're already here.
They're already here and they're letting them in.
They're already here and they're teaching your child about gender.
It's fucked up.
And you're going to be like, I thought that was the Jews.
And then I'm going to be like, what kind of race do you think Chinese people can't be Jewish?
Yeah.
Then you pull up some statistic of like the Jewish population in China.
Extremely ignorant.
Why do you think it's so low?
Because they're all over here.
All the Chinese Jewish people are over here already.
And then I like this one from at fallout is the last one.
Here's the problem I'm having with this.
The Chinese are bullied and harassed here in our own country by the CCP.
So it really doesn't matter why or how they got here when they are made to do malicious things by the CCP.
So you're saying, well, the overwhelming majority of Chinese immigrants are here legally and they're here on student visas and be productive members of the society or whatever.
It doesn't matter.
Because once they're here, the evil communist party of China will make them be bad.
Yep.
They'll make them be terrorists.
And it's like, I'm not, I actually feel bad for this.
The students are in danger here.
If the students come here, the Chinese students come here.
Well, now they're at risk of exploitation by China.
China is going to make them do things that they'll have to live with for the rest of their lives.
Yep.
And I, and I want to spare them that.
By putting him in a black bag.
Who's the real humanitarian here?
You know, like they might take, they might take your, I'm just taking their life, but they're taking, you know, your, your integrity, your soul.
Yeah, so something to think about, folks.
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