Minion Death Cult - #594 They Pissed On Flashes Corpse… (preview)
Aired: 2024-02-08
Duration: 04:26


=== Pissing On The Flash's Corpse (04:21) ===

[00:00:00]  Moving on, I hate to keep bringing downer subjects to the show, but I have to tell you, Tony, they pissed on Flash's corpse.
[00:00:16]  On whose?
[00:00:17]  The Flash.
[00:00:19]  They pissed on the Flash's corpse?
[00:00:20]  Yeah.
[00:00:22]  That's fucked up because they know that if it wasn't a corpse, Flash would have got right out of there.
[00:00:27]  Would have totally missed, the piss would have missed him.
[00:00:30]  They had to fucking kill him in order to piss on him.
[00:00:32]  You know, that's how badass Flash is, even in their telling of it.
[00:00:38]  Which goes to show you, they know what they're doing.
[00:00:40]  That's fucked up.
[00:00:41]  Um, yeah, this is the new Suicide Squad game.
[00:00:45]  Uh, which a lot of people are mad about because it had the Suicide Squad winning in the Suicide Squad game.
[00:00:52]  Um...
[00:00:56]  TruePopCulture7 says they pissed on Flash's corpse.
[00:01:03]  No it's not a joke or figure of speech.
[00:01:06]  Just because it's in character for Boomerang to do doesn't mean you should actually do this in your story.
[00:01:14]  And they've included a video, and yeah, the first kind of image we see of the video is the Flash in his little helmet with the wings on it.
[00:01:22]  He's supposed to look like what, like Hermes or some shit?
[00:01:25]  That sounds about right.
[00:01:26]  And yeah, he's dead.
[00:01:28]  And the Suicide Squad look pretty fucking cool.
[00:01:32]  They're walking up to him.
[00:01:36]  And so the Flash has expired.
[00:01:38]  He saved our lives, yet we ended his.
[00:01:42]  As honorable warriors, we will show proper respect to this fallen hero.
[00:01:47]  By- Show a little class, man.
[00:01:50]  That- Holy shit.
[00:01:53]  Congratulations.
[00:01:56]  Is that really necessary?
[00:01:58]  Okay, so the last clip with, uh, did- did Captain Jack Sparrow saying, was that really necessary?
[00:02:05]  That's not part of the game.
[00:02:07]  I think That's what true pop culture added to it.
[00:02:12]  It's kind of another slice of pop culture at the end there.
[00:02:16]  It's good.
[00:02:18]  Kind of hard, not really edited or scripted out very well, but yeah, I guess Boomerang is pissing.
[00:02:27]  There's not even like a pissing sound effect.
[00:02:31]  But one of the other guys looks around his shoulder and goes, holy cow, man, congratulations.
[00:02:37]  And then they all look at Boomerang's apparent dick.
[00:02:40]  You can't see it.
[00:02:42]  Maybe it's more graphic in the game and Pop Culture 7 couldn't, you know, stomach putting it on X. But they all compliment how big Boomerang's dick is.
[00:02:54]  And again, Flash's corpse is just sitting there with piss on his face.
[00:02:59]  Yeah, Margo.
[00:03:00]  I almost said Margo Robbie.
[00:03:03]  What's wrong with that?
[00:03:05]  What's her actual name?
[00:03:07]  Harley Quinn.
[00:03:07]  It sounds like Harlequin.
[00:03:10]  Oh, I never caught that.
[00:03:11]  Yeah.
[00:03:12]  Harley Quinn like salutes his hog, which is great.
[00:03:16]  She gives a big salute to it.
[00:03:20]  Uh, just because it's in character for her to salute his hog doesn't mean she should do it, Tony.
[00:03:26]  True.
[00:03:26]  Just because, just because a video games can do it doesn't mean they should do it.
[00:03:33]  Um...
[00:03:36]  S.A.
[00:03:36]  Rivera says congrats on getting the quote skeptics angry with you don't know what that means um true pop culture replies thanks man my notifications have been filled with but it's a game about villains they're supposed to be disrespectful watching this story play out it feels more like the disrespect is more so coming from the writers themselves rather than the characters So if you can't... I mean, you're probably, listener, familiar enough with nerd culture to know why they're upset.
[00:04:05]  But yeah, essentially, they are, like, personally invested in the cartoon character, the animated cartoon character, The Flash.

=== People Getting Upset About Piss Christ (00:20) ===

[00:04:14]  And so it's like they're... they're God, I guess, getting pissed on?
[00:04:19]  Kind of?
[00:04:20]  This is like Piss Christ, right?
[00:04:22]  Yeah.
[00:04:23]  This is people getting upset about Piss Christ, but it's The Flash.