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Jan. 4, 2024 - Minion Death Cult
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The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (preview)

TODAY: We review some awesome, pro-Israel musical satire with a parody(?) cover of Foo Fighter’s Learn to Fly: “Ready to Eliminate Hamas” by the Joo Fighters. What the hell is happening ALSO: We cover the K-Hive die-hards supporting Biden online by celebrating the NYPD crackdown on pro-Palestinian protests PLUS we look at their reaction to the firing of Harvard’s first female black president on behalf of anti-CRT right wingers and pro-Israel interests. Weird, wild, stuff Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

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- - - Oh my god!
Like this lady is like bouncing around, like she's like bouncing around singing this song.
- Yeah, she looks-- - Slaughter our children with their moms.
- She looks at the camera and does the sassy head shake over the line, slaughter our children with their moms. - Oh.
Oh, and like, it's so, it's just so insulting knowing what we've always known and what's been even more confirmed now.
To say this, to like, to claim to be the ones whose children and mothers are being slaughtered is so, so out of pocket.
This guy, I'm assuming it's a guy who runs this Mossad.
It's probably a guy.
Satirical, yet awesome account.
Like, He probably is going to personally get another 1,000 Israelis killed with this video.
He put like happy dancing hippie people like sass into the camera singing about like slaughtered children.
Like, yeah, this is, this is, this is, all the views on this are from people in Hamas, and they are just getting pissed.
They're just getting furious.
They're watching this like, like, like a skate video before they go skate.
Like, to get, to get, you know, to get all excited and energized and motivated.
The humanity is now united.
All together, all of us.
- All of us. - How do they still feel like a majority? - Ready to eliminate Hamas.
So the song that they're parodying is called Learn to Fly, obviously, by Foo Fighters.
And it's like, it's such a soaring, like anthemic song, you know, and, and it's like.
It's a victory song.
It's obviously about flying.
Like, it's like, you just listen to this song, even though they fucked up all the lyrics, you know, that song's about flying and like, why couldn't you just make it about the IDF?
Like they're flying or like.
Yeah.
The Iron.
Make it victorious.
The Iron Dome is like the, it's they, they're, Campaign relies on you thinking Hamas is more evil than Israel, which you can't possibly think that by watching the news at all.
So it's not, it can't even like really be about, I don't know, their actual fight because their, their fight is the fight to take over all of Israel and, and like convince everybody that they were justified in doing it.
That's, that's the actual fight.
So they, that's why we see this kind of Not to sound like a white guy who's a motivational speaker or anything like that, but I just have no sympathy for this victim mentality.
The victim mentality thing is a farce that is perpetuated in America, because it's bullshit.
But it is real in this sense.
They're like, look at what's happened.
This song is about how bad things are happening to them.
That's all this song is about.
You say it's not a victorious at all.
It's not like encouraging.
It's like it should be somber, actually, but it's not because it's them.
Well, it's so funny.
It's like I don't feel I don't feel bad for you.
The numbers are not on your side, buds.
But then the chorus is so like false, too, because it tries to be.
Soaring, when it goes, humanity is now united.
All together, all of us.
All together, all of us.
And you're like, that's not true.
That's, yeah, that's, that's not true at all.
That's, that's definitely, well, but it's satire, Tony.
Like I'm trying to find out all the ways this could be satirical.
Like, yeah, yeah, my side, my side is killing 10,000 children.
I think I should put together a cool up-tempo rock song with a bunch of people partying on grass to sway people over, to make people feel like, you know, I don't know.
And also just being so casual with electricity.
Yeah, this is egregious.
So much electricity is accessible here.
That's a thing you've taken away from a whole nation of people.
whole nation of people.
Like, the whole thing is audacious.
Do you imagine, like, do you think anybody in this video is, like, in a band?
That's good.
Well.
These are all Italians so they they could be in good screamo bands yeah, or What's I don't know like a like a jazz guitar?
Come on some days.
Yeah, well Yeah, I know we have to remember these the people here are actually Italian Italian apparently.
It's just the insane dub this guy put over it.
The videos of the numbers are so cool.
Picture, picture like fucking Sting behind a bass guitar with a white v-neck.
Yep.
And sunglasses just jamming out outdoors in nature.
And the lyrics are, they spit on and maim their own people.
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