Minion Death Cult - Jingle Smells (preview)
Aired: 2023-11-30
Duration: 04:37


=== Nick's Secret Gifts (04:34) ===

[00:00:02]  Nick takes one of the wrapped toys and leaves it at the kid.
[00:00:08]  Silas is the kid's name.
[00:00:10]  Leaves it at his door and and he finds it, right?
[00:00:14]  Is that's that's just how it happened.
[00:00:16]  I think I think I think that just happened or it's about to just happen.
[00:00:20]  But like, how did how does Silas know that he's the one who left it?
[00:00:24]  He sees him leaving or something?
[00:00:25]  No, he wrote he wrote from Jingle Jingle Smells.
[00:00:29]  He wrote Jingle Smells on it.
[00:00:31]  Right.
[00:00:31]  So he's like giving this kid gifts anonymously.
[00:00:36]  He has a secret name, a secret code name with this child that he's developing a relationship to.
[00:00:44]  With rather.
[00:00:45]  And then, yes, Silas does end up following Nick out of his neighborhood to thank him for the toy.
[00:00:51]  And then but Nick says, hey, we don't talk about this.
[00:00:55]  We don't talk about that out loud.
[00:00:58]  And I'm like, again, that's maybe the weirdest part about it.
[00:01:02]  And then he said, Silas says, OK, but why?
[00:01:06]  And then Nick says, because it's just between me and you and the big guy.
[00:01:11]  And I'm like, and I started laughing over what happened next because I was like, oh my, oh my God, it's just between me, you and God.
[00:01:20]  Yeah.
[00:01:20]  And if you've got a problem with that, I'll make sure you can take it up with him.
[00:01:24]  Yeah.
[00:01:25]  Yeah.
[00:01:25]  This is, this is maybe the scariest moment of the film.
[00:01:29]  So insane.
[00:01:29]  But, uh, no, right after this, uh, he says, and the big guy, Silas says the president.
[00:01:35]  And then Nick says, Oh God, no, don't go near him.
[00:01:40]  And so that's like a joke about Biden's sniffing Silas or whatever.
[00:01:44]  Yeah.
[00:01:44]  Wow.
[00:01:45]  Being a pedophile at least.
[00:01:46]  Yeah.
[00:01:46]  Totally crazy man.
[00:01:47]  Uh, befriending a child, giving him gifts, having a, having a secret relationship with them.
[00:01:53]  It really sounds like something and fricking pedophile like Joe Biden would do.
[00:01:56]  I was just, I was like, this is amazing.
[00:01:58]  And they, Ani was like, cause Ani watched this with me.
[00:02:01]  God bless her.
[00:02:02]  Ani was like, they got to address this later.
[00:02:05]  They got, they got to like put it, like hang a lantern on it or like, Reference that it's a bad idea to befriend an adult stranger and confide in, you know, confide in them and share, take, accept gifts from them and shit.
[00:02:20]  But no, he's like literally grooming this kid.
[00:02:22]  It's so fucking crazy.
[00:02:23]  Also like his mom, his mom sees the gift and the mom sees the gifts from, cause at first he's like, mom, you got me a gift.
[00:02:30]  And she's like, Oh no, I didn't.
[00:02:31]  And then he's from somebody else.
[00:02:33]  Like mom would, I would, if that happened to me, I'd be like, no, you need to tell me who this is.
[00:02:40]  I need to know who this is.
[00:02:41]  What the fuck is this?
[00:02:42]  Why do they know where we live, dude?
[00:02:44]  What's going on?
[00:02:46]  Well, they're arguing and she's like, no, Silas, I really didn't give you that gift.
[00:02:49]  And I'm like, that's right.
[00:02:50]  Like, get to the fucking sniff out jingle smells.
[00:02:53]  Get them out of here.
[00:02:54]  Also, their idea of poor people is so funny because like, yes, it absolutely happens.
[00:02:59]  It absolutely happens all the time to where like, you know, kids don't get any gifts.
[00:03:03]  Right.
[00:03:04]  But he's like, I get I get no gifts.
[00:03:06]  I get zero gifts.
[00:03:07]  He says he gets like socks for Christmas.
[00:03:09]  He gets socks.
[00:03:10]  But like as somebody who's like only had poor parents, like that's that's why they're poor is because they're still there.
[00:03:17]  They're going to get you one action figure and a CD.
[00:03:20]  Right.
[00:03:20]  Like like what?
[00:03:22]  But this whole neighborhood, no kids.
[00:03:25]  He's like, no, no, no one on my street.
[00:03:27]  Yeah.
[00:03:27]  Everyone on my street is very poor.
[00:03:29]  All all the kids on my street.
[00:03:31]  They're just so desperate for gifts.
[00:03:34]  And Nick is like, what are their addresses?
[00:03:36]  Yeah.
[00:03:37]  Tell me all that.
[00:03:37]  Well, he's like, well, it's my street.
[00:03:39]  Every kid on my, you know, he literally says like, give me like, give me their addresses.
[00:03:45]  He sends Silas back to recruit more kids.
[00:03:49]  I need all their addresses.
[00:03:50]  I need to go know exactly where to go.
[00:03:52]  Uh, he prefaces this.
[00:03:55]  I haven't looked at it.
[00:03:56]  I'm just remembering in my notes.
[00:03:57]  He says, all right, this might be the biggest secret you ever have to keep.
[00:04:02]  Yep, yep, yep.
[00:04:04]  And then he says he's working for Santa and he needs all... I'm working for Santa.
[00:04:08]  I need all of your addresses.
[00:04:11]  Because that's how this works.
[00:04:12]  You want Santa to visit your house, right?
[00:04:14]  You have to leave your door unlocked at night.
[00:04:16]  There's some creep watching this movie just taking notes.
[00:04:19]  I never thought about that.
[00:04:20]  I can get a whole neighborhood this way?
[00:04:21]  Just gotta get some gifts?
[00:04:25]  They're calling... Action figures?
[00:04:27]  They're calling him the Pierre Noel pedophile.
[00:04:30]  He's leaping from house to house.
[00:04:32]  Bringing gifts and secrets.