Minion Death Cult - "Silence, Dirt" w/Rax King (Live in New York) (preview)
Aired: 2023-09-14
Duration: 07:46


=== Seattle's Joy Violated (07:45) ===

[00:00:00]  All right, well, it's been awesome tonight.
[00:00:02]  Thank you so much.
[00:00:03]  Amazing crowd.
[00:00:04]  We're going to take intermission real quick.
[00:00:06]  15 minutes.
[00:00:07]  Go grab a drink.
[00:00:08]  Go tip your bartender.
[00:00:10]  And then we come back.
[00:00:13]  Minion Death Cult is going to happen.
[00:00:14]  We're going to do a Minion Death Cult.
[00:00:18]  So see you guys in a minute.
[00:00:22]  The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone rave.
[00:00:29]  Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phonia today, so stay tuned.
[00:00:33]  We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
[00:00:39]  It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
[00:00:42]  But stay tuned, guys.
[00:00:43]  We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to go to the desert.
[00:00:51]  Oh, they're in Barbados, but stay tuned.
[00:00:55]  Here's some free thinkers who helped to set us free.
[00:00:59]  You can listen to them and shout for victory.
[00:01:04]  Candace Owens, Kanye West, Alveda King, Herman Cain, Walter Williams, Kevin Jackson, they're all free thinkers.
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[00:01:27]  Hey.
[00:01:33]  Thanks for coming out tonight.
[00:01:35]  You're welcome.
[00:01:36]  It's our first time in New York City Tony's first time as well.
[00:01:43]  First time in New York City.
[00:01:46]  I had to stop him from doing Jay-Z shit.
[00:01:50]  I was this close to marrying Beyonce.
[00:01:53]  I was so close to making beautiful babies with her.
[00:01:57]  But I said, I can't do it.
[00:01:58]  That's being a class traitor.
[00:02:02]  She wishes.
[00:02:05]  Yeah, first time in New York City.
[00:02:07]  You know, we've... You hear about how much better everything is in New York City.
[00:02:11]  Something about the water.
[00:02:13]  The pizza, the bagels.
[00:02:14]  I don't know, you know, not to talk shit.
[00:02:16]  Not my experience.
[00:02:18]  I've only been here a day so far.
[00:02:20]  I've only tried one thing.
[00:02:23]  Not as good as from West Coast, where we're from.
[00:02:26]  Okay, alright, so it was the pizza?
[00:02:28]  You prefer California Pizza Kitchen?
[00:02:30]  Still?
[00:02:34]  No, it was the Trader Joe's Chicken Pesto Wrap.
[00:02:39]  Not as good as what we have in Seattle.
[00:02:41]  Yeah, I mean, I believe it, I believe it.
[00:02:43]  I think that it's more lush up there, the chickens are probably a little happier.
[00:02:47]  I've actually never eaten it in Seattle, but my girlfriend has, and that's what she said, and I stand behind her 100%.
[00:02:55]  I mean, I mean, she clearly has a good taste, so... Right.
[00:02:58]  So obviously, yeah, we're gonna believe her when she says it's good stuff.
[00:03:01]  Well, bad taste up until three years ago.
[00:03:04]  Now it's good taste.
[00:03:06]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:03:08]  All right, so we're gonna do a show for you guys.
[00:03:09]  Could run, though.
[00:03:10]  Could run.
[00:03:12]  We're going to do a show for you guys.
[00:03:13]  You know, you're New York.
[00:03:14]  You're privileged.
[00:03:16]  You're the center of attention for American media.
[00:03:20]  We thought you might like a change of pace.
[00:03:21]  We're going to talk about our hometowns, specifically my hometown in Seattle.
[00:03:30]  Seattle is dying.
[00:03:32]  Bad, bad, bad times.
[00:03:35]  Bad times.
[00:03:36]  You moved from Southern California to get away from the heat, but according to this, You're fucked, so... It's not the heat, Tony.
[00:03:44]  Seattle is like other big progressive cities, big populated liberal cities, in that it wants to liquidate the homeless for being living reminders of the failures of liberal capitalism.
[00:03:59]  Yeah, Seattle's Dying.
[00:04:01]  This is an actual news broadcast from Como News, ABC, of Seattle's Dying.
[00:04:08]  It's an hour-long special that's infamous in Seattle, and it's on YouTube.
[00:04:13]  You can watch it, but you don't need to because we've got the highlights here.
[00:04:16]  It's important to point this out because we don't usually get to tout something like ABC as the source material.
[00:04:25]  Yeah, this is what's happening in like real time, real life.
[00:04:27]  Right, we're on little sketchy waters here.
[00:04:30]  Let's see what happens.
[00:04:31]  Alright, this is how it opens.
[00:04:33]  This is the opening of Seattle is Dying.
[00:04:39]  Let me ask you something.
[00:04:40]  What if Seattle is dying and we don't even know it?
[00:04:44]  This story is about a seething, simmering anger that is now boiling over into outrage.
[00:04:50]  It is about people who have felt compassion, yes, but who no longer feel safe, no longer feel like they are heard, no longer feel protected.
[00:05:01]  Oh, God, I'm sorry to try to bring it down.
[00:05:04]  I know that if you were to like watch this without commentary, you would think this is some sort of like, we gotta help these folks out.
[00:05:13]  You'd be like, well, I mean, they're kind of fetishizing them a little bit, but the heart's got to be in the right place, right?
[00:05:19]  Yeah, you'd think they're trying to appeal to our compassion, but not so much.
[00:05:24]  This is about people who no longer feel safe, who no longer feel heard, and you show a photo of a homeless person Bundled up in a wheelchair, and you're like, yeah, I do feel that anger.
[00:05:34]  Yeah, I'm very mad for them.
[00:05:35]  Yeah, and it's like, then you hear, what does it say?
[00:05:41]  People who used to feel compassion.
[00:05:44]  They used to.
[00:05:45]  It's like, wait, wait, who's the focus?
[00:05:47]  The focus of the story is not the person living on the street.
[00:05:51]  It's the person mad at the person living on the street.
[00:05:56]  Yeah, who has now lost compassion and is terrified of this.
[00:06:01]  Yeah, in Seattle, the local news does do personal interest stories, but the personal interest is getting homeless people arrested.
[00:06:10]  Margaret, she doesn't get around quickly these days.
[00:06:13]  She has trouble simply waking up.
[00:06:15]  Why is she mocking us?
[00:06:18]  Why is she speaking to us if she's not having a job?
[00:06:25]  ...is about a beautiful jewel that has been violated.
[00:06:29]  Let me start that over.
[00:06:30]  Sorry, it got clipped in the beginning.
[00:06:31]  ...is about a beautiful jewel that has been violated and a crisis of faith amongst a generation of Seattleites falling out of love with their home.
[00:06:41]  The Emerald City has been buttfucked.
[00:06:46]  Mind you, ABC is running a thing right now where it says that the jewel, the Emerald or whatever that Seattle is has been violated while literally showing somebody's ass without their consent.
[00:07:01]  Like, on national TV.
[00:07:03]  And they're like, the city's been violated.
[00:07:06]  Imagine, if you will, a comely bride in the shape of a port city with glistening waters.
[00:07:14]  Now imagine the largest black man you know.
[00:07:18]  Little did you know that you were also vacationing with several D1 athletes.
[00:07:25]  I fucking love it, man.
[00:07:26]  It's like this is a horror story about people whose city no longer sparks joy.
[00:07:33]  Did you ever feel like your city just put you in a chair in the corner?
[00:07:39]  Help!
[00:07:40]  I've fallen out of love with my city!
[00:07:42]  Shut the fuck up, man.
[00:07:45]  What are you talking about?