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Hey, we're back.
We're back from vacation.
Minion Death Cult is back, baby.
But you wouldn't even know that because we dutifully recorded three episodes in one day prior to my vacation.
And wow, they all turned out so good.
You wouldn't even know that we did it the night before I had to board a plane.
No, no, I have no idea.
I think there were three bangers, three for three.
But like I said, you know, I think we really just had to tap into our mixtape era MDC bag, you know?
Really go back there when it was... We got raw on that one.
It was good.
It was good.
I think we need more of that sometimes.
Yeah, had a good vacation.
It was nice to take a break, although I took it a little too easy.
I took my vacation, I was too lazy on my vacation to even get loose, which I normally have to do every day.
Yeah, damn.
You know, the forces of this world, of this society, this capitalistic hellscape, this This patriarchy, uh, keeps us from getting loose and it's something you have to kind of consciously do.
You know, we're, we're sort of like groomed, I guess is the best word towards taking up as, as little space as possible and not acting in a way that's, uh, what are you like distracting?
Not, not, you know, Oh, what, what, what that man is doing with his body.
Uh, women shouldn't, shouldn't see that it's indecent.
You know and just just these sort of like guardrails society puts up around us getting loose and so foolishly I let my guard down for just a man just a day and I threw my back out getting out of my mom's car.
Yeah, I was going to ask, how's your body?
I was thinking I was thinking about your body when we started this call, because I don't think people understand kind of where we're coming from, because the thing is, they want us all in the same size cage.
It's an invisible cage.
Yeah.
And they just we just happen to have a frame that occupies more of that cage than some people.
And I think that's why we are extra aware of it.
But the thing is, we want the cages gone for everybody.
We want everybody to be able to get loose, stay limber.
Motion is lotion, people.
You know, your joints can get ashy as a comparison.
And yeah, we need to get loose.
I'm sorry that didn't happen for you.
The plane probably started that.
Look at that.
Bullshit.
In all seriousness, every single new vehicle or plane or anything with a chair in it is designed to fuck your back up.
Now, every single car thinks they're like a race car that you have to be like bowed into.
Like I need to have for some reason, modern like crossover SUVs or modern sedans will have a fucking what is that called?
Where it's like a contoured seat with like wings on it that press against the sides of it.
Like a bucket seat, man.
You like sink back into this seat, these seats and it folds you in half.
It's got your head.
Because of the way that the head cushion is, it's like, oh, this luxurious head cushion.
Look at all the pillow on this head cushion.
Yeah, it's tilting my head down at a 45 degree angle.
Yeah, that's not it's not the way it's not for us.
Like the thing is, is that you need to get your own custom molded seat.
But because it's not, you know, you're just borrowing cars sometimes you can't you can't just bring your custom molded seat everywhere you go.
And that's kind of fucked up.
I'm the thing we need to work on.
That's another problem with America is we need to have custom molded seats available more, more ready, more at the ready.
This is, this is not a joke.
I bought my car that I currently have in 2014 because it had the flattest, most undefined front seat.
I tried, uh, I tried about four or five different crossover vehicles.
Like, I tried the, uh... Man, I can't remember the names of them now because they were all, like, flashes in the pan because, you know, they come out with a new crossover SUV every fucking year.
But, like, the Toyota crossover SUV at the time had that same seat.
The Honda, uh, Crosstour.
I was like, oh, this is a sick car.
Oh, it thinks it's a racing car.
When you get in, you're, like, a foot and a half off the ground.
So, no for that one.
The Mazda RX-7, same thing.
It's this big-ass crossover SUV, but when you get in, the seat takes up, like, more than half of the space that you're supposed to sit in.
The seat is on some giant riser, sitting you up high.
The cushion is so plush, but it, like, hugs your hips and forces your hips in.
You can't stretch your legs out.
Awful.
So, I went with the very humble and yet dignified 2011 Hyundai Santa Fe.
Very tasteful choice.
I should apologize.
When you did get into my car, the seat that you were in was very specifically set up by a 5'9 year old.
So that might have been part of the problem.
And I should have let you know that you could have adjusted it because it was set up for a 5'2 now.
like a five, a five, she's like five, two now.
I'm a five, two, nine year old.
So I was, my bad.
I was conflicted in general sitting in that seat because it had a, it had a seat warmer.
I was like, oh, this is kind of nice.
It's warming my buttocks, my lower back.
Like normally you think, oh, that's healthy for you.
However, I do feel like it was more of like a warm pot on the verge of boiling.
I figure it was it was like I couldn't jump out because I got I got so fake relaxed from the seat warmers that it was distracting from how otherwise non-ergonomic the seat was.
I like the heated seats for my passengers.
I put it on a low heat so that they feel like it's almost like I'm cupping their butt.
You know, I'm I'm I'm I'm holding them, you know, in a more gentle fashion.
So I'm not I'm not going to apologize for that.
That did exactly what I wanted to do.
Well, now that now that's awful.
But yeah, no, the car is like a big spoon.
And, you know, sometimes it could be a rough partner.
Sometimes it could be an uncomfortable partner.
You know, we've all been there.
Yeah.
OK.
One thing.
Unfortunately, we were on vacation.
We weren't able to cover, which is, wow, big whiff on our part because it's such a big story.
The arrest of Donald J. Trump.
How bad did you see?
I wasn't really watching the news because I was on vacation, but man, when I heard he was definitely going to be arrested, I was like, well, God, you always pick the best time to go on vacation, Alex.
Yeah, I sent everybody the image of Samuel L. Jackson from Jurassic Park, and I told everyone, I said, hey, guys, hold on to your butts.
It's going down today.
Yeah, I sent, I did that meme where it's a guy with glasses looking at the can, like a scientist saying, it's, it's happening.
We told you it would happen and nobody believed us.
And now it's happening for sure.
I mean, I'm sorry folks, if you thought Donald Trump was going to be arrested, like it's not, it's not that he doesn't deserve to be arrested.
It's just that he's, he's a, he's a former president.
It's very unlikely, very unlikely that they're going to arrest him.
If it was a real possibility, and it was like an actual thing, we would have gotten excited because of the precedent that it might have set.
You know?
Because if they arrest him, then they gotta arrest me.
Obama killed a lot of kids.
They're gonna arrest you.
They're gonna arrest me and Obama.
Donald Trump's the only one standing in the way between the FBI and me.
The dominoes would have fallen and we would have all been arrested.
Yeah.
Uh, no, but yeah, of course, Obama deserves to be arrested and probably every single president deserves to be arrested.
And that's, you know, and that should be president for sure.
That should be part of it.
It's, I mean, the secret service has to literally die to save your life.
If, if the least you could do is like voluntarily give your, yes, I ran the world's bloodiest empire in the history of the nation, but it was for a good cause.
I'll willingly go, uh, go to prison.
It's like, no, you're going to go sit on the board of a fucking bank bank or No, there's always that.
Listen, when you're the president, there's always a guy who's going to take a bullet for you and then spiral in an alcoholic rage and kind of have a weird relationship with his family.
And his wife is going to cheat on him.
But then he's going to go ahead and like take on the case with the guy that she cheated on him with.
That's that's always going to happen if you're the president.
There's always going to be that guy for you.
Who knows?
He might even team up with like a loose cannon, you know, black quarterback.
Who knows?
Yeah, that should be just, I think, a part.
Isn't it like you serve as the philosopher king and then they kill you?
You serve for like two years and then they just kill you.
Come on.
Because you've already got the best job there is, which is president.
I mean, that's why everybody wants it is because it's such a cool job, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's be done done after that.
It was funny, though, watching conservatives both like lose their mind and get more excited than they have been since since Biden regained office, you know, since January 6th, essentially, we have just like.
Insanely funny reactions from across the board.
Tim Pool quote tweeted the news story.
Fox News reports that New York City D.A.
Alvin Bragg is preparing to arrest Donald Trump, complete with fingerprinting and normal processing, all under a misdemeanor charge federal prosecutors refused to pursue.
Tim Pool quote tweeted this and said, war.
So like, What does Tim Pool mean by that?
Is Tim Pool part of this war?
Who's this war against?
Is this war against the New York City D.A.?
Is Tim Pool going to wage war against the D.A.?
Or is this like, this is the tipping point to the culture war, to the, is this Minions Law?
Oh, it's definitely Minion Slot.
It's definitely like Civil War time or whatever.
Yeah.
And I'm just imagining Tim Pool leaping into battle with a replica flintlock pistol and a samurai sword he bought at the mall for $15 and instantly getting shot in the head by just a passing Secret Service agent.
Well, he'll be fine because little secret, little secret, that beanie is actually Kevlar.
Everyone thinks they're so funny making fun of him, but he's actually always wearing a bulletproof vest around his head.
That's, that's good.
And he, I mean, he'd just make a full ball of clava at that point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, not, not him though.
Cause he's not, he's not scared of, he knows he's going to see and tilt correctly and take the bullet where it needs to go.
I'm just looking at some of these.
They're so fucking... Everybody turned into a fucking Batman villain at this news.
Yeah, yeah.
This was a lot of Joker moments.
Dan Bongo, Dan Bongino, Dan Bongo says, Dear Libs, you don't like me and I don't like your nonsense much either.
So now that we've gotten that out of the way, I write this to you with sincerity.
If you think an indictment or arrest of Trump is going to weaken him and his allies, then you've again grotesquely misread the room.
This is from the party that lost the last election by like millions of votes, right?
Yeah.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Yeah, I love this.
This was their number one argument that, oh, actually arresting Trump is the best thing you could do for him.
People love voting for criminals who were arrested on television.
They love it.
I was really waiting for, I was waiting to make the super cut of like the case and the trial and the courtroom hearings, um, to the, to the tune of vindicated.
I really wanted to do that like next spring.
It was going to be huge.
Oh my God.
Like a fan cam like compilation of Donald Trump beating the charges.
Yeah.
Set to dashboard confessionals vindicated.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
It'd be so good.
It'd be so good.
It's this they need the thing is they need like a this is their new holiday.
They need like a January 6th every year, but it's going to be kind of a traveling holiday.
It's going to be kind of around spring.
Because like.
They they got together, they did their thing like the one the one lady I saw.
Spent six months in jail for January 6th and was like gung-ho under sick-ass America costume at a rally for the potential arrest.
So this is like they're He's had this drafted for a long time.
He just didn't know when he was gonna drop it Yeah, no.
Well, I mean, it's when your guy is the is the guy who's going to purge the deep state and bring America into a new age of, you know, prosperity, then, yeah, you have to wait for these cataclysmic events to happen, because it's like what you're basing your whole ideology on is that there is that something is going to happen, that something dramatic and revealing a revelation of sorts is going to happen.
But yeah, man, the guy already lost the popular vote twice.
And you think perp walking a guy that everybody already knows is a criminal, every single person knows that Donald Trump is a career criminal.
Does anybody think that Donald Trump has followed the letter of the law his whole life?
You know that he's a criminal.
And finally having him arrested, 40% of the population is going to be like, well, that makes sense.
And then 50% of the population is going to be like, sick.
I love that this happened.
Yeah.
I mean, well, the thing is, they think that they think that, yeah, he's a criminal, but he's smart.
So he knows how to, he knows how to be a criminal because the only criminals that the only bad criminals are criminals that get caught.
Yeah.
You know, like that's kind of, I think that's kind of what they think.
Cause like, I mean, He doesn't do it directly, but like in his own books, he like talks about his crimes without knowing that's what he's talking about when it comes to like, you know, taking advantage of people and the, you know, that type, those type of dealings.
I think also that he's smart, so he tried to bring it.
I think also they don't consider crimes against working people to be crimes.
That's probably exactly.
But again, that's a small part of the population.
Like all the crimes he did do while in office and all that, all the crimes against humanity he did commit while in office.
If he would have smoked weed one time, they had a video of him smoking weed in 92.
They would have been much more upset about that.
Uh, actually only the FBI would have been upset about that because all the cops I know are super cool and like wear all over print pants and they get down with a little doobie on the weekend too.
So I think you're talking about the Department of Justice maybe or the FBI who are the bad, those are the, those are the, the strict cops.
You ever met somebody and they try to brag but they don't realize what an awful thing they're saying?
I've heard people be like, oh yeah, like... No, I get weed from my cop cousin.
And it's like, oh, so where's your cop cousin getting the weed from?
And he's like, yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
So, you know, it's free for them and they just give me some and I'd see, you know, it's like, shut your, that sucks.
You suck.
Yeah.
That's not right, man.
You're, you can't give out evidence.
We need that to convict that person of a crime.
You can't.
Yeah.
You can't just give that.
It's important.
It's an important process of our legal system.
You got to file that.
You got to file that correctly.
Yeah.
Okay.
I will say arresting Trump, you know, it's fantasy.
It's not going to fix any problems, but it would be really funny.
It would be extremely funny.
Imagine if Like, imagine if you had an ideology like what I was just talking about.
A worldview built around a guy who was going to single-handedly arrest the deep state, purge the sickos from government, take Hillary Clinton and put her in Guantanamo Bay, take Obama, make him admit that he's actually white, and then imprison him in solitary confinement for the rest of his life.
That guy is the only one arrested.
Imagine you go through four years of this prophecy and he is the only one that is actually arrested.
It would be insanely funny.
It would be, yeah.
Like, that's kind of the only reason I really want, that's one of the only reasons I really want to happen too, is exactly that reason.
You know, it's like, it would just be, we would lull, we'd have a nice laugh.
Yeah.
And I mean, what's he, is he going to go to prison for campaign finance?
No.
First of all, no.
Yeah, he is.
He's gonna go to prison.
He's gonna work out on the yard.
You've seen the picture.
You've seen the image of him jacked in the yard.
Have you seen that one?
Yeah, we'll get to that in a second.
He'll be fine in prison.
He's of the people.
Right.
Yeah, he'll be protected from... Did you know that actually more Bloods and Crips voted for Donald Trump than any other Republican president in history?
Did you know there's a strong increase in Latin kings supporting Donald Trump right now?
We're going to find some backdoor dealings at the prison he's in where all of a sudden they start eating good because they're all eating Cousin Terrence's pancakes every day.
He's like, I'm good with everybody.
I'm good with everybody here.
I got people everywhere.
From the Crips to the Peckerwoods.
I got them all in my back pocket.
Speak of the devil and he shall appear.
Cousin T said, if they arrest President Trump then all hell will break loose.
We the people will rise up.
We will protest and we'll stand with Donald Trump.
President Trump.
I'm hearing Joe Biden will try to force social media companies to censor people in support of Trump.
I heard that too, Terrence.
No president or in Biden's case, no squatter should have the right to censor any Americans.
They are trying to start a civil war, but we will win in the end.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about our boy, our boy, ultimate minions law.
This is like a fan.
This is this is just I love this.
I'm going to frame this one feels good.
Feels like we manifested this and I'm sorry about that, but I'm happy it's here.
Yeah, Civil War in all caps in a Terrence K. Williams tweet.
That's a beautiful bit of MDC right there.
I love calling Biden a squatter.
That's really funny.
Yeah.
Squatter's rights.
Squatter's rights, yeah.
Now how do you feel about it, Tony?
I know.
I never noticed Biden's rat tail.
I never noticed the rat tail.
I was too distracted by his stinky jeans and butt flap patch.
He's also got that dog with severe hearing damage.
I'm going to too many house shows.
Dog that'll just bite you if you come up from behind it.
A picture of Biden and his sketchy dog sharing food.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Like just one rotisserie chicken just eating it with the hands.
Yeah, I love this idea.
There's one thing American people won't stand for and it's arresting a rich politician.
The people will finally rise up.
Yeah, historic levels of inflation, cost of medicine, medical debt, all of that.
Oh, you know, I sleep.
American people say I sleep to not being able to afford to live anymore.
Oh, a multi-millionaire politician was arrested.
What the real shit?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's on.
It's fucking on.
I've been saving.
I've been saving all of them.
This is why I've been stocking ammo was for for to defend.
Yeah, this really rich person.
Yeah, there's like an idea where they think like they're going to maybe they'll maybe they'll like.
Because it is a real war, maybe they can get some sort of like Medal of Honor afterwards and like go down in history as some sort of, you know, great general of the people.
Um, so it's almost like an investment, you know?
Uh, yeah, maybe.
I, I think like performing suicide by federal agent is like a noble enough death for these people.
Like that, that would like finally, I guess, give them something to live for.
But again, that's very like small percent of the population who would be willing to die, literally die for Trump.
I mean, I'm not asking if they're going to go to Valhalla.
We all know they're going to go to Valhalla.
Yeah.
But yeah, again, very funny to think that this is the final straw for the American people.
And yeah, well, not only will we protest, but we'll have a civil war.
And then, uh, you look at all the footage of the pro Trump protests and they were, there was just like 15 people there.
Did you see all those protests that were happening throughout the week of people assembling and in various places with like more, there were more, more journalists and reporters there than actual protesters.
Yeah, like like the woman I was referring to earlier, it was funny because, you know, she was doing her little speech and she was wearing this like bedazzled cowboy hat, like total comical costume, like red, white and blue wig.
And she's doing a little speech kind of.
And the speech is saying things like, we're going to fight.
We're going to we're here to fight.
We're here.
We're not going to back down.
Like we're going to, you know, speaking like war like.
And it's you're not actually ready for war because you're wearing a bedazzled cowboy hat, a red, white and blue wig.
And I think it might have been like a like almost like a Wonder Woman costume.
I'm like, like almost vinyl is costume.
I didn't get to see.
But it's like you.
You're the ones who's ready for war, but maybe I don't know.
Well, maybe find another cause.
I mean, do you know who her husband is?
Maybe she has somebody fulfilling that role of, you know, war boy.
Why would she go to war?
She's married to probably a red-blooded alpha male who's going to be doing that rightfully for her, on her behalf, to protect her sequined hat.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think she's, I think she's fucking down.
Cause like she said, she did, she did get her, she did spend six months in prison for, for the January 6th thing.
So.
Wow.
Just new lows by the U S government, arresting a woman, putting a woman in jail or prison.
What's my crime?
Just, you know, like being, being loving my husband and country too much.
Yeah.
The crime is breaking that glass ceiling.
The crime is showing that a woman can do anything just as good as a man.
Yeah, and look good doing it.
Toxic masculinity in the FBI.
Insecurity, really.
You hate to see it.
I saw these sort of lackluster protests on behalf of Donald Trump.
Um, perhaps indicating my sentiment, which is that people would mostly laugh at him getting arrested and a small segment of the population would stew themselves crazy about it mentally and do nothing.
And then maybe like, uh, even smaller percentage would kill people over it.
Sure.
Uh, and then probably die, kill themselves or something.
However, Amiri King had a different explanation for the small protest that we saw.
Uh, Amiri King says BLM and Antifa burned down the entire fucking country.
But mainstream media has Trump supporters afraid to protest because they don't want to be framed for another quote January 6th.
Wrap your mind around that shit.
What are the quotes around January 6th for?
It's a real thing.
It really happened.
It's like if you don't respect 9-11, you put quotes around 9-11.
Also, they burned down the entire fucking country?
The entire country!
I wish.
That would have been so sick.
I thought it was just every major metropolitan city across the country that got burned down, because that's what I've been hearing.
But apparently it was the whole fucking country!
And there were zero arrests!
I like I was reading some like stat about the amount of people who actually did go to actions or protests, like the percentage of people in the country.
And it was like point three percent point, like under a percentage point.
And I just like kind of I cried a little bit when I realized that I was like, oh, that's that sucks.
But they're like, no, the entire country wasn't was Just a burning ember.
I can't believe I recovered from it.
I mean, those statistics you read, first of all, point three percent.
I mean, that's about as many people who vote nowadays.
So you know what I'm saying?
But no.
Well, yeah, sure.
That's the point.
Three percent of the U.S.
population that participated.
It doesn't take into account all the FBI agents and CIA agents who were seeding their radical leftist Philosophy into into the peaceful demonstrations.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to count all those people.
And those are the ones that burn, burn, burn down Boise, Idaho.
I feel like that didn't catch on enough, and I feel like the videos of police officers burning their own police departments, those didn't circulate enough.
Hey, let them fight.
That's what I say.
So, yeah.
You know, none of my business.
When the trash takes itself out.
Okay, this is Alex from the future.
We skipped past it right here, but I do want to note how funny it is that Amiri King is making the argument that he's too afraid to protest.
It's pretty cool.
That's me, too.
Every protest that I miss, that was because I was too afraid that the government was going to crack down on us, January 6th style.
So I'm right there with you, buddy.
Yeah, again, just like everybody's saying, oh, Scott Adams, if they handcuff Trump, he is your next president.
Elon Musk says if this happens, Trump will be reelected in a landslide victory.
It's funny to have to say re-elect.
It's funny he's like saying re-elected.
I mean, it counts.
It's the second time he was elected, but it's, it's just, I don't know.
It's like he lost big time.
It feels like a way of, of, I don't know, glancing over that little brief hiatus he had in between this, the first election and this second election, which is definitely going to happen.
Well, that's the whole thing though, is it, because that this has been a non real time.
This has been a time that's like not real for them because Biden's never been a real president.
So it is a re-election.
It is putting him back in there.
I'm never really confident taking bets against Trump, you know, for obvious reasons.
But I don't feel like him getting arrested on national TV would help his chances.
It's a very funny thing.
To assume.
No, statistically, I mean everyone knows just like when you get arrested and you're like a rapper, per se, you get arrested for a crime and you go to court, your record sales go through the roof.
So he's gonna get a lot of like clout, a lot of like street credit, as long as he doesn't rat, you know?
Because if he rats, he's gonna get stomped out in the LA Fitness bathroom.
Trump, if he got arrested, he would totally make his arresting photo or his mugshot.
That would be his new campaign poster or shirts.
And his fans would be making the most insufferable fucking edits of him possible as a rapper, as somebody who has clout now because they went to lockup.
He won't even have to get any tattoos, because the predominant image of him will have tattoos and be chiseled.
But that's just how people will think of him.
But he'll be far away from everyone all the time, so they never really know.
We all saw the AI photos of Trump getting arrested.
Right?
Is that the one that also shows him pumping iron in the yard?
Shows him with his sleeveless orange jumpsuit?
No, I think that that one actually like pre-existed as fan art a long time.
I think that they just re-emerged.
Okay.
That one looked real good.
I love that one.
I didn't look at the hands, so I don't know.
Okay.
Yeah.
So just insane hand wringing from the right wing about arresting Trump.
How could you do this?
This is against the Constitution.
This is politicized.
As a Trump supporter, I don't think you should ever arrest a politician.
You know, do it doing that.
Not very, not very convincingly, however, because, yeah, Kim Dotcom tweeted out an A.I.
like somebody made a compilation video of of A.I.
images of not Trump being arrested, but the swamp, the swamp being arrested.
Swamp.
The first one here is is.
Lindsey Graham, yeah, surrounded by one of them looks like a constable, but the others looked like kind of normal U.S.
police security forces.
This is going to be a world effort, so that wouldn't surprise me if a constable had to come over and help us out.
If we're going to be capturing pedophile sickos, we want people from Britain to be to be in on it.
They know they know a thing or two.
Yeah.
Pros.
OK, I'm going to play a little bit of this video.
Okay, yes.
So it's, it's Joe Biden first being arrested.
You know, people have, uh, cops have their hands under his arms, dragging him away.
He looks very upset.
Yeah, he looks really bummed.
There's Fauci, Bill Gates.
Oh, George Soros.
They got Soros, too.
George Soros looks wild.
There goes the Patreon money.
Yep.
Damn it.
What's this guy's name again?
Oh, I forget his name.
Mitch McConnell.
The droopy face.
Mitch McConnell, yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Joe Biden in a frickin' orange jumpsuit.
Looks good in orange.
Obama being tackled by, like, four officers.
This one's not good.
It looks like Obama's being held back, not so much arrested.
And you know when they arrest Obama they're gonna beat the shit out of him.
They tried to do Joe Biden's son and Hunter Biden and his jaw is like two times too big.
They...
They made him the Chad in this meme.
He looks like, what's his name?
Hellboy.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah.
What song is this?
Is this the theme from Requiem for a Dream?
I think so, yeah.
I think that's what this is.
Yeah.
Finally got Bill Gates.
I'm so happy they finally got Bill Gates.
That motherfucker.
Yeah, you can't use that song.
It's too self-serious.
If I'm not seeing an addict clutching an arm that was cut off because it was too infected, like, I don't know.
The song doesn't hit as hard.
Yeah, it doesn't hit the same.
But yeah, so Kim.com tweeted this out and said, how does this make you feel?
This footage of all the sickos, my favorite sickos, being arrested.
Um, and, uh, people here like Daniel, who's verified on Twitter, which I'm assuming means he has a lot of followers or some sort of public notoriety.
Absolutely.
Uh, Daniel says, genuinely happy.
This won't happen, parentheses, or anything remotely like it until Christ comes.
Or, if you're extra conspiratorial, when the Antichrist comes and tricks us all into loving him for arresting these blatant criminals.
Whoa.
Hmm.
Huh.
That's interesting because as we all know, the Antichrist is Obama.
So is Obama going to get involved with arresting them?
Because they got to arrest Obama, too.
What if a popular figure, although heinous in personal affect, personal belief, personal appearance, had these great views that everybody loved, like, I'm going to arrest my enemies.
And he'd said these things just to win over favor, just to win over favor.
Hmm.
I wonder.
And then, yeah, David Wolf, who's like, you know, this guy, David Avocado Wolf, Yeah, I've seen him.
He's like a good example of the hippie to fascist pipeline.
I don't know if he was ever a real hippie, but I think he owns natural news.
I think he's behind natural news, which is politically all over the place, but it's what you think of.
It's crunchy hippie moms who also believe in Great Replacement Theory.
Yeah, it's that whole health and wellness anti-vax pipeline.
Yeah, it says cozy, warm, happy, nourished, fulfilled, fuzzy.
That's how these images make it feel.
Yeah, everybody was like, wow, boy, I wish.
Anyway, now let's get back to being upset about a president possibly being arrested.
The worst thing that could happen.
By the way, why aren't Obama and Biden swinging from the gallows?
Hmm.
Yeah.
Sorry, all I saw was the arrest.
I didn't see any justice.
Yeah.
You know how they made those images, right?
All they typed into the AI, they just wrote, they just wrote the storm comma reckoning.
Yeah.
And it just made those.
There was no other information there.
I typed in, what if the world were just and true and everything that happened was good?
And it spat out images of them arresting a 90 year old George Soros.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, you know, only a little bit you could really take away from this.
They're they're desperately looking for a rejuvenation of the Trump movement.
I think they know it's it's winding down, not the right wing movement in general, but just Trump as the head.
Like Trump has lost.
People since losing the election.
He already lost the election and now even the people who voted for him are sick of his shit.
They're sick of his stupid shit.
Although, you know, he's putting out some good content lately.
I got rid of the death tax on farms so that when you do pass away on the assumption that you love your children you can leave it to them and they won't have to pay tax.
But if you don't love your children so much, and there are some people that don't, and maybe deservedly so, it won't matter.
Because frankly, you don't have to leave them anything.
Thank you very much.
Have fun.
But politically, they're tired of losing.
He's a loser.
He didn't win.
So, you know, there's only so much more you can say about him and be like, if you arrest him, actually, that's when he's going to win over 60% of the country.
But rest assured, you can always just make an AI piece of art that will reflect your version of reality, your vision of what you want reality to be.
And if you don't look into it, it can be your version of reality.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, the cool thing about getting a niche reality Um, as I like to call it, is that as long as enough, like, people you encounter on the daily don't really know about it, you're not going to get proven wrong.
Yeah.
And so I can just live there the whole time.
The shine of it has caught my eye And roped me in so mesmerizing And so hypnotizing I am Captivated I am Vindicated I am selfish I am wrong I am right I swear I'm right I swear I knew it all along And I am fine But I am cleaning up so well
Maybe you heard about this story, Tony. - Yeah, that's funny.
Not only were Ohio police tricked by a vicious criminal by not having any criminal activity or evidence in the home when they did a raid, Which is just like the one of the worst things a criminal can do is hide all the evidence of their crimes, like totally, I guess, get rid of it somehow.
Yeah, what a waste of our time and resources.
But also, that criminal then made a music video making fun of these police.
I'm of course talking about Afro Man, who had the hit single, Because I Got High, which in my opinion, enough evidence for the raid right there, buddy.
He admitted.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I mean, absolutely.
I mean, people say if you walk into a barber shop, you're probably going to get a haircut.
So he really, Afro Man really asked for it.
Afro Man in a hot dog suit and handcuffs saying, we're all looking for the guy who did this.
Yeah, it was you buddy, by writing a song about illegal stuff.
So I'm reading here from CBS News.
"Police sue rapper Afro Man for 'humiliation' and 'loss of reputation' after he used footage of Home Raid to make new music and videos." That rocks.
If you're going to file a lawsuit that's probably not actionable, you should definitely also say in it that you are humiliated.
Say that the reason you're suing is because you were made to look like a complete fool.
Your entire reputation is down the toilet.
You should admit all those things in a lawsuit that's not even going to make it to court.
That is really nice because then it does let, you know, Afro Man know that you fucking nailed it, my guy.
Good job.
Apparently you did a great job.
So low effort.
Such little work because the video was literally just clips of the raid and that's it.
So great job.
Yeah, let's watch this video.
You brought it up.
Let's watch the video.
Okay, the song is called Will You Help Me Repair My Door?
And it has 4.3 million views on YouTube right now.
Yeah, it's just videos of like SWAT. it's just videos of like SWAT.
People kitted out in like raid gear, bursting through his door and pointing around rifles.
Yeah.
Walking through his garage with, oh, he's got a fucking PT Prowler here.
Dude, this is a Plymouth Prowler.
Yeah.
It's got an electric blue Plymouth Prowler from, what, 2001?
Probably.
Probably exactly that year.
And it's like, look at those wheels.
Those are custom.
Those are those are nuts.
I'm happy to see that Afro Man has a nice little car collection.
Yeah, it's I mean, it's not your average car collection, but it's exactly what I wanted Afro Man to have.
Pointing rifle with a flashlight on it down behind the couch in the living room looking for stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
Looking for the fucking boogeyman.
There's a guy in full camouflage.
Who seems to be the most confused.
He just like threw his hands up.
There's a guy in... Like, it looks like they're saying, I don't know.
It looks like they hired private military contractors to raid Afro Man's home.
I mean, yeah, it's fucking Afro Man.
man.
He's a rapper.
Will you help me repair my gate?
They're like, they're prying open his, his automatic gate.
You know, it's just like a simple kind of whatever, like a ranch style, you know, cattle fence style gate.
And they're prying it open and they're like, move, move, move!
But like the gate won't stay open.
So the guy has to like open it kind of twice and hold it there.
And then here's where they... This is fucking breaking it.
This is where they break into...
I guess that's the front door, but later they break down a different door that's already inside the house, I think.
Yeah, totally.
Everything is just so necessary in this video.
Oh, this one got my blood boiling.
When they go through his CD collection, they rifle through all his CDs.
Ooh.
That's fucked.
That's fucked.
The Adams County Sheriff Department, you can get these.
There are no kidnapping victims in my, in my CDs.
Like going through his fucking CD booklets.
His giant like thousand disc holding, you know, they don't make these anymore.
These like 1995 era CD giant booklets.
No.
He said there's no kidnapping victims in my CDs.
That's pretty good.
That's what they're saying they're there for, right?
They're saying that he's like holding kidnapping victims.
I mean, that's in the story here.
Yeah.
Ohio-based rap artist Joseph Edgar Foreman, known by the name Afro Man, is being sued by seven officers with the Adams County Sheriff's Office for using footage of their 2022 search on his home to make and promote new music.
The officers accused Foreman's use of their images and likeness as a, quote, malicious act that tarnished their reputation and humiliated them, according to a complaint.
The lawsuit stems from a search of Foreman's home on August 21st, 2022, which was conducted with a quote, lawfully issued search warrant, according to a March 13th complaint.
A photo of the warrant shared by local Fox affiliate, but has not been independently verified by CBS News shows that the search warrant was for evidence of marijuana and drug paraphernalia related to drug possession and trafficking, as well as kidnapping.
Foreman known for his song quote because I got high was not at his home during the search But his wife was present and recorded parts of the search on her phone His house also had several security cameras that recorded the search The officers also claim that the post led them to being subjected to ridicule and that it's quote, made it more difficult and even more dangerous for them to do their jobs saying that they have since received death threats.
So right here, I love this.
Like we all know police officers jobs are the most dangerous job in America and the most dangerous job outside of America is being a troop.
But the most dangerous job is, yeah, inside America being a cop.
Well, this music video made it even more dangerous.
You already knew that they was how dangerous it was for cops.
And this music video did the worst thing possible.
It made it even more dangerous.
I mean, come on, Mike, the life of a police officer is already hard enough.
You have to kill so many dogs.
There's so many dogs you have to kill, and that's already hard enough.
And now you're getting made fun of.
How do you say that a music video is danger to your life?
You know what I mean?
You're admitting that you don't have actual threat.
You're admitting that it's not really that dangerous to be a cop if you're like, oh, this music video made it twice as bad as it was.
The legions of militant Afro-man fans were like, it's on sight.
They they gave they said it's you know, they gave the whole the whole hood permission.
We'll get into it.
You know, they put a bid on it.
We'll get into it with the responses.
But I mean, if you if you fucking raid the wrong person's home, I mean, I realize they had a warrant and all that in this case, but like kind of the best case scenario is getting put in a silly music video.
I would think.
Like, they're not even used to, like, this level of criticism, is what I'm saying.
Yeah.
The bar is pretty low for them to become completely besides themselves.
Foreman has posted about the lawsuit on Instagram, so that's Afro Man, saying that the search itself was based on a, quote, false warrant that put the Adams County Sheriff in a position to attempt to kill me.
And it might sound hyperbolic, but it's not.
How many people die during fucking no-knock raids?
How many people just get shot?
All the time.
How many dogs get shot?
Like you were just talking about.
Yeah.
He also accused the officers involved of stealing his money saying that doing so took away their quote right to privacy.
Yeah, they're also in your home.
How can they have privacy in your home?
Like that's these fucking cops.
They think they can break into your house for no reason and you're invading their privacy by posting the video of it.
Yeah, it's... Listen, I don't post videos of you delivering packages, do I?
Yeah, everybody does.
It's just my job.
That's so true, everyone does do that.
There's literally a whole camera just for that.
There's a special type of camera just for recording the package delivery guy.
Yeah, they made that.
My video footage is my property.
I am a law-abiding taxpayer who was violated by criminals camouflaged by law enforcement.
He said, adding in a statement from his lawyer that reads, we are waiting for public records requests.
Yada, yada, yada.
It's not in this story here, but they also seized his money.
They seized a bunch of his like cash from his house.
Yeah.
And then didn't return $400 of that cash.
And when he was like, hey, where's where's my other $400?
They investigated themselves, and it turns out the first count was incorrect by $400.
I mean, that's also consider it a storage fee, really.
They got to get something out of it.
Because like the people, the type of person like supports this type of like policing of, you know, of a black man.
They're the same people who are like, oh, you got to get your money out of the banks.
You got to have cash.
Yeah, I have cash.
Why so that you can get rated and just have it straight pocketed?
They could just take it out?
Yeah, it's you're kind of damned if they won't even look cool like Denzel.
I was very excited to get into the responses of this.
Turns out, I mean, it wasn't a big story, but Fox News did cover it.
Breitbart did cover it.
There were like a hundred or two hundred comments on each story, which is very low, very low numbers for Fox News or Breitbart.
Didn't really get... Disappointing.
Didn't really get the right people excited.
You know what I mean?
So that's probably why.
But so the majority of responses were like, I don't know who this Afro man is, but oh, a lot of people were like, sorry, but I got a side with the Afro man on this one.
And so many people- Very rare.
So many people were siding with Afro Man, but they were apologizing for it first?
Hey, listen, Afro Man, I'm sorry this happened to you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What I'm saying is they're apologizing for siding with a black man.
They're apologizing to the rest of the group for not supporting Boys in Blue against a fucking rapper, Tony, a guy who does raps.
Yeah, yeah.
Very funny.
Yeah, I understand.
You gotta cover your ass there.
This might get taken out of context later on.
You don't want to be known as a defender of rappers.
That would be very funny if they were like, I do apologize, Mr. Afro Man, on behalf of the entire L.E.O.
American community.
You know, I just, I hope we can, hope we can get past this.
We should have a summit between, between the cops unions and Afro man.
Obama, Obama could, I think Obama could emcee that one.
I do think that there is a demographic of, um, of like now MAGA chuds who were in college when, because like a high came out.
And like, this is, you know, this is one of their good ones.
Yeah.
Yeah, probably.
There's like a handful of them.
I mean, it's also kind of funny.
Like, you can tell this wasn't a big story because there's like some bad charges against Afro Man from the past that I found while I was looking for information about this story.
That could have very easily been brought up to discredit, you know, him being, oh, he was no angel.
Like he he punched a woman who got on stage at a concert.
Oh, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't.
I'm I'm I'm not a crowd killing fan.
That's not I'm I know that's all the rage right now with the kids, but I'm still anti crowd killing.
I don't care if you're Afro man or not.
Not not not a fan.
Kicking a woman off the stage.
What is this?
A pop punk concert?
Yeah, it's a pop.
That's the problem.
The pop punk.
This is what this is.
MGK leads to, you know, is this a day to remember?
Yeah, it's but that's the power of video, right?
Because they're like, well, we're only talking about this thing.
And I thought I I'm watching it happen.
I'm watching them find no kidnapping victims in the CD bundles.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I don't know, I think it's just like intrinsic, man.
Nobody wants to be hassled by the fucking cops, but the culture war has ramped up so bad that we got normal people who are, you know, not as statistically likely to be hassled by the cops, but it could very well easily happen to them, you know?
We've forgotten that.
And seeing this, although still, you know, Afro man, not exactly the average.
Every man, he's still got a collection of CDs that he doesn't want the pigs looking through.
I got that.
You know what I mean?
I don't want... Hey, buddy, that's a Japanese import of a Brain Ticket CD.
That cost me $14 used.
What are you doing?
Hold on, don't don't flip that disc around.
That's actually that's where I hide my Girls Gone Wild DVD that I found one time at a party I took home.
I know you're not touching that that two disc Swans collection because that second disc just slips right out of the tray and that's getting all scratched up.
I know you're not touching that one.
I don't even touch that motherfucker unless I'm over on a table.
I put it on a flat surface first.
I open it like that.
Yeah, so most people on Afro Man's side here, even in Fox News and Breitbart comment sections, but there were plenty of people who just didn't, for some reason, like this guy Afro Man.
And let's look at what they were saying.
Pups4Us, who has like the most world market prefabbed sign you hang over your kitchen for an avatar.
Pups4Us.
This is not world market.
Not world market.
This is literally Walmart.
Okay.
It was world market 15 years ago.
Now it's Walmart.
That's true.
That's true.
Pups4Us says, he profits off pot.
He literally wears pot clothes.
That's what... Of course he was searched, you know?
That's the whole thing.
This is actually a time traveling account.
This is actually... This person is in 2002.
Like, that's... He wears... That is what's happening.
He wears pot clothes.
I mean, why do you even need a warrant?
It's just like an Adidas jacket.
Look, he's got pot all over his clothes.
Somebody like comment below.
Actually, the efficiency of hemp clothing is the future.
We need more hemp clothing.
There would probably be a few of those people in here.
He literally wears pot clothes, guys.
Open and shut case.
Can't profit off pot.
OldCowboy559, this is the Fox News comment section, says Foreman, so Afro man, should count his blessings.
It was a local sheriff's department that raided his home.
They returned the seized funds.
If the FBI or any other federal agency had done it, that money would never be seen again, regardless of whether they found anything else or not.
Yeah, totally, man.
There's one thing that cops hate doing.
It's seizing people's assets.
In fact, there's not even a law that says they can explicitly do that.
It's only the FBI who does it.
Yeah.
And that's why that's why I hate the FBI.
And that's why I love me some cops, because cops would never they always every time they're like, you know, hey, do you want do you have a way you want me to store this?
Do you have like a do you have like one of those humidifier packets you want to throw in the weed before we take it for storage?
Always very kind to me.
Yeah, there's not a thing called civil asset forfeiture that accounts for like What like the majority of stolen funds every year?
You know, if you if you decided to label them as as stolen funds, they would be greater than than like all other metrics.
Easy.
I love it.
He's lucky it's a local sheriff's department who are notoriously forthright, never hard asses.
They they they never take things a little too far.
Share local sheriff's departments.
I was worried that they were going to say like, luckily it was the local sheriff's department and like, not me and my crew.
Because that would have been kind of wild.
But you can see how they're kind of...
In real time, the right wing is, what is it called, subsuming their anti-Fed, anti-FBI belief and trying to square it with other law enforcement agencies that they actually make it their whole personality about supporting.
Well, they're the cool ones, your local sheriff's department, the cool ones, you know, like we saw with that golf, that golf meme, John Daly being the cool, the cool local PD versus the stodgy and prim and proper and stuffy FBI.
It sucks because they're correct in that, um, the police are going to be on their side in the culture war and the actual war.
Um, but they don't realize that the FBI will also be on their side too, but they like, I don't know, they have to, they have to hate, they have to, you know, be a little bit rebellious.
You know, the thing about the feds is they just, they violate state's rights.
And that's all I really care about.
Well, it's also like the law enforcement agencies are kind of different, even though they serve the same purpose, they just serve it on a greater scale.
So like your local sheriff and your local police department is going to protect the interests of those local business owners, the local ruling class.
And also like the federal ruling class as well, you know, because that's present in all of our marketplaces and cities as well.
But then the federal, the federal, they don't give as much of a fuck about like your local political power brokers or your local big, you know, small business tyrants or anything like that.
So, yeah, sure.
They might like arrest a boat dealer or whatever, but it's still not.
I still don't care about that.
Also think about it, like, you know, if they were, I could trust them, they would just have a regular name, like cops or sheriffs.
Because when I hear FBI, I just hear things like CRT, you know, they all sound the same.
And I don't like that.
I fucking hate acronyms.
I mean, that's a meme though.
The Alphabet Boys, that's what they call them.
They call them CIA, ATF, FBI, Alphabet Boys, and you can lump the LGBTQ in there with them.
They're all Alphabet Boys.
All the same to me.
I hate letters.
Spaghetti Western 945 says, quote, rap isn't music.
And this guy is probably otherwise a clown.
But let's agree that if you enter someone else's home, you don't get to claim that, quote, your privacy has been violated, especially if there's no crime.
Like, I love.
Listen, OK, I just want to preface this.
I am a racist, however.
Yeah.
I just want to clarify.
I do want to give this very straight, and it's a good qualifier.
I think it does speak volumes, so thank you for that spaghetti western.
Your opinion now is more valid to me.
A rapper with an afro?
Listen.
Obviously, this guy is a clown, all right?
I don't even have to know who he is.
He's a clown.
But I guess he doesn't deserve to have his home raided by the... Now, what if they just killed Afro Man?
What if they killed Afro Man?
I think these people's tunes would change real quick.
Even the people who are supporting Afro Man, with all these caveats, I think because it's like that's a bigger deal.
Now you really have to ride for your boys in blue because they fucked up real bad.
Yeah.
You would like you would you would fabricate some sort of thing where it's very trendy now for the blacks to hide guns in their afros.
So, I mean, you can never really trust a guy named Afro Man.
Well, it would come out.
It's funny because the song's not even rap.
Yeah, the video that they put out that they're talking about in this story.
It's not even like he's not rapping.
No, he's doing a funny song and he is a funny guy.
He's a silly guy.
Well, the headline is a goof.
The headline of this article was like rapper Afro man sued by police.
So he refers to himself as a rapper in the NPR article that all these other outlets are pulling from.
So that's why they're putting rapper in the headline.
I mean, that's not why they're putting rapper in the headline, but that's where they're getting rapper from.
And that's what everybody sees when they comment on this article.
Mao Stalin Biden says, in this case, I side with Afro man.
I heard it.
There were so many people that was like staunch constitutionalist being like, oh, I believe Afro man was right in this situation.
Very funny.
But yeah, Mao Stalin Biden.
This is about property owners.
Yeah, this is this is about property owner's rights, you know?
Yeah.
So I do.
I do agree with Afro man here.
I pay.
I pay.
I pay taxes for you to say the fuck off my land.
Yeah, no, you're absolutely right.
This is like, again, like this is how the civil war would actually start is everybody would have all the like It would have to be antagonized by anybody else but these people because they're never going to like come out of their home.
You know what I mean?
Like to do anything like that.
Uh, so you would have to like forcibly enter their home and that's what, that's what they fear.
They, they fear their door being kicked down by, uh, the department of justice or, uh, Antifa or whoever.
And that's, that's why they have all these stockpiles of ammunitions for one person.
No, the thing is, though, is I'm not going to kick down their door, because if I kick down their door, then I have to repair their door when I take over the residence.
So I don't want to kick down their door.
That's just the best more work for me.
Yeah.
Indiana Brad 3069 says I saw, quote, rapper and, quote, police in the headline.
I was pretty sure before reading the story or watching the video on which side of the story I was going to fall on.
I was wrong.
That was a seriously funny song.
The cops suing just makes their position worse.
Yep.
I love it.
Absolutely does though.
I love it.
Well, I was pretty sure I was going to be racist going into this, but surprise, I was a little less racist than I thought I was.
Yeah.
Good for me.
Well, I didn't really.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
See, I've gotten to the point where I can say black property owners are people.
I've gotten to the point where I'm surprised by not siding with a victim of police brutality or overreach rather.
Yeah.
Look at this.
Yeah.
Here we go.
RD in L.A.
says no evidence of criminal activity.
That hair alone is a violation.
Wow, that's so racist.
That's like so racist.
It's like there's literally there's literally they're trying to enact a law right now to stop hair discrimination to like because a lot of professional quote, quote, quote, corporate jobs and atmospheres.
They won't, they don't let specifically black women have their hair natural.
To have a natural hair, you know, do.
And that's literally, they're trying to enact a law right now to protect people from that.
So, because this really is the mentality for people.
That hair alone is a violation.
That hair alone flies in the face of what I see to be appropriate.
That afro is very powerful and it scares me.
Yeah, we should shout out activist for black hair, Rachel Dolezal, who's been doing very important work on that law.
Did you see that?
Oh, God.
No, has she?
Yeah, she, yeah.
I mean, she's fucking better.
She's fucking better.
I mean, you know, like, I'd rather her do that than not do that.
Yeah, where is it?
She tweeted out in support of the law, and I think she was actually I think she actually did a lot of work on it.
Wow.
I mean, that's, hey, that's fine.
You know, good, good job.
Good job.
At least you're doing it.
Yeah, Rachel Dolezal tweeted.
Today, Arizona Governor Hobbs signed the CROWN Act.
Great job, Arizona!
A-A-M-S-S-A-Z and everyone who has fought to get this passed.
CROWN stands for Creating a Respectful and Open World for Natural Hair.
This legislation seeks to end centuries of hair discrimination across the U.S.
Hashtag CROWN Act.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, good, good, good job.
Because the thing is, yeah, she knows what it's like to be made fun of for her hair.
That's for sure.
Dude, she's, she's in this photo around the governor's desk.
Wow, that's her in the green dress.
I mean, that's that's this is much better than than than only fans, so.
This is cool.
Good job.
Good job, Rachel.
Wow.
Yeah, let her cook.
Let's see.
Let's see what she what else what else could you?
Hey, this is black girl magic right here.
What else?
What else can she do?
Yeah, too.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Um, yeah, just another fight in the same vein.
Just another firebird dude commented a rapper named dot dot dot dot.
And I like how you read it, because it does make me kind of imagine like a superhero named Afro Man.
It was like superpowers come from his Afro.
Yeah, like maybe has to that battle someone that has clippers, something like that.
OK, yeah, maybe an evil demon tries to infect him with head lice, but it doesn't work because of his powers.
Yeah, well, yeah, that's that's the power of Afro, that's the power of the natural hair, so.
We all know.
We don't get lice.
Uh, the people who were like knee-jerk re-reacting to this without really knowing much, uh, were also pretty funny.
Like RW61 who says, funny, space, comma, space, a BLM clown being sued BR the police.
How rich!
How rich.
A BLM clown.
Like what a, what a stretch.
They saw Afro Man and they were like, oh clearly, clearly this is a BLM guy.
This is clearly a BLM clown.
Yeah, this is the guy that the QAnon shaman fought.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought the BLM clowns always sued the police, but vice versa?
Isn't it ironic?
Yeah, just like seeing a black guy being like, these BLM clowns!
Yeah, totally dude.
I do think that the Afro is for sure adding to the usage of the word clown.
I do think that's what's happening.
Yeah, it's unfortunate.
Steve4996, somebody was like, all these cops, fuck these cops, they suck, whatever, for executing this warrant.
Steve4996 says, hey genius, cops didn't make up the complaint.
They would never do that.
Cops never do that.
That's out of no way.
Yeah, cops.
Cops hate genius.
Cops hate busting into some rich black man's house like they're on.
Yeah.
Call of Duty, civilian warfare, sweeping rifles across the fucking nicely decorated kitchen to make it feel like their life has meaning.
Ransacking a man's goods, stealing probably thousands of dollars in cash.
There's few things cops hate more than doing all of that.
Hey genius, they take a pledge before they can go on duty.
They swear on a Bible to only uphold the truth, and you think they're just gonna make up stuff?
Come on, you dingus.
Yeah.
Listen, cops, by law, they can't be too intelligent.
You think they're capable of making up a story like this?
Yeah, they were just- That's how we keep them honest.
They're too dumb.
To everybody calling these police officers jackbooted thugs, you know they were just following orders, right?
Yeah, you know.
Sorry.
Sorry they were just doing their job.
I loved this response.
This is like really interesting stuff to me, actually, because SL says, the police have historically supported and endorsed Democrat candidates lockstep.
Sure.
They also are the storm troopers for the teachers unions.
So as much as I support them, they have often enabled bad policies.
They are also some of the staunchest anti-Second Amendment groups.
Now that last one is kind of true.
Police leadership, they do usually, I feel like, argue in favor of gun safety measures.
But the individual cops are all, like, extremely far right.
Individual cops are, yeah, tend to be, at least, very right wing.
Especially who is, who they endorse as a presidential candidate or local, local candidates.
I mean, Democrats are desperate to be endorsed by, so like in Chicago, you might have the Democrat mayor be endorsed by the police union.
I don't, I don't know, probably not, but you might have something like that because Democrat mayors are just as pro police, uh, as, as Republican mayors are.
Um, that's, that's the only reason you'd get this.
Um, Historically supported and endorsed Democrat candidates lockstep.
Like there's evidence against this.
Yeah, that's pretty clear.
That's not...
That's like not a thing that the whole thing that people hate about Democrats is they're not tough enough on crime and being tough on crime is you do that by being pro police.
Right.
And the whole tough on crime, you know, Democrats aren't tough on crime or whatever is a product of like right wing fever dream messaging that all Democrats hate cops.
Like you are participating in that messaging just by being in this comment section every day.
And you still think cops like, Of course cops are going to believe that.
Of course cops are going to believe that with their whole heart.
Yeah, duh.
They are the storm troopers for teachers unions.
This is not one I have heard before.
You do hear that, oh, well, the reason police are bad, when the right wing has to criticize police for these sorts of blatant overreaches and abuses of power, you'll hear things like, oh, it's because of the union.
It's because of the union that cops are bad, not like what they're actually doing, what role they're filling in society.
It's because, uh, because the union is itself bad.
Well, this is like a different take on that, where they're saying that cops, you know what?
You know what?
People don't want to admit it.
The police merely exist as a method of enforcing union members will.
Specifically teachers unions.
It's funny because these people, we all know that there's a lot of these issues that we see, things like on-house crime, all that.
There's usually a more root issue that we can follow back, and it is a societal issue, and it is an issue in the way that our government is set up.
So we know that there's an issue that's not just someone did a bad thing, right?
They can do that, but their root issue is teachers.
They hate teachers, and they hate the teachers union.
And so they think that all of society's problems are because we're now, like, two generations into teachers that they didn't have.
And so, like, it has to be the teachers and the teachers union that is the problem.
It's really interesting to see how much they hate them.
Yeah.
I just like look up, type in the words police and teacher strike and see what you get.
See what kind of video surfaces of them literally arresting teachers, literally breaking strikes.
Has the police union ever expressly supported another union?
I don't know of an example.
Yeah, I'm sure there's been cases throughout history of individual police departments refusing to enforce unjust laws against actual working people.
I'm sure there's been, like, we refused to evict this person because they had enough community support.
We've actually seen that.
Now, that's not exactly what you're talking about, like throwing down their badges and stuff and marching.
That happens in France, but not over here.
Yeah, exactly.
Not here.
Eric replies, watch some of these videos on YouTube.
Some of these first amendment quote auditors are real idiots, but there's plenty of videos of police walking right in someone's house with no warrant or any other reason or putting a foot on the door sill.
One day soon, someone is going to fight back and some police will be hurt and killed.
And if they are violating rights in the process, I will have little sympathy.
Wow, wouldn't that be crazy if people were fighting back against the police for violating their rights?
I would definitely feel sympathy for those people and not join in a chorus of people arguing for their, you know, execution by firing squad.
Yeah.
I know if that was really happening, I would, I would, you know.
I would have sympathy for them, but it's not happening because, you know, every single time there's, there's something they, they clearly were asking for it by being asleep in their own apartment.
Yeah.
If I saw people fighting back against a corrupt police department or, you know, murder murderers, even, you know I definitely wouldn't like offer to deputize myself to help out the police in that situation.
Yeah, no way.
I mean, I for sure would draw a line at murderers, right?
That's pretty easy.
That's in the Bible.
I stop at murderers.
But you show me a murderer first.
Yeah, I mean, very insane thing to say in the aftermath of the BLM protests.
They were explicitly about people who had been actually killed in no-knock raids, like Breonna Taylor.
Like plenty of black men who have been shot just for sleeping on the couch in the front room of a house that got raided.
Yeah, all the time, like regularly.
Yeah, so that's why this topic is so interesting to me.
It's really like...
Nice to see all these ideas get fleshed out in a way that they may have been reluctant to before, despite how contradictory they are.
Again, same Steve.
Steve4996 says, you might have said just one of the dumbest things I have read in a long time.
Cops are by and large extremely conservative.
So this is the same thread about how cops are actually Democrats, and that's why it's okay to hate cops.
That's another new wrinkle in this.
That's the purpose of this conspiracy theory is that, oh, now it's okay to hate.
It's like the flip version of, oh, all those poor white people in Mississippi or whatever, well, they're Republicans, so it's okay to let them starve.
Or it's OK to let them get flooded.
It's like the reverse of this.
Oh, well, actually, the cops are all Democrats, and that's why it's OK for me to disrespect them.
And the thing is, if that if there was more, if there's more to that, I would embrace that and I would push that.
And if that's what I needed to tell people to give them the hate, the police, I would I would run it.
But yeah, cops are by and large extremely conservative.
Yes, obviously.
The brass may be Dems, probably not, but I assure you the vast majority of police officers across the country are Republicans.
Sal Gomez replies, brass are promoted from the streets, so you are saying they flip parties as they rise through the ranks?
At what rank does that usually happen?
What do you, like, how do you think people get promoted in police departments, dude?
Like, I'm not saying that the brass are all Democrats or whatever, but like the idea... My God, are you saying that somebody changes their party affiliation merely to climb a social ladder?
No way.
No, that's crazy.
Well, I mean, he just responded that with like, you know, when you're when you're young, you should be a flame.
You should be a liberal.
But when you're old, you should be a conservative.
It's that mentality.
But it's, you know, for the for the police, it's the other way around.
Oh, well, if you are, if you aren't a young conservative policeman, you don't have a heart.
You don't have a heart.
But if you're not an old Democratic chief, then you don't have a brain.
I wish that was true.
There comes a point in a cop's career where they're like, You know, none of this does.
None of this does matter.
I really shouldn't fucking show.
And then he says, yeah, regardless, police unions have traditionally been extremely strong supporters of Democrats.
And then somebody links to a study that says the exact opposite, that says, like, the police are moving rightward, but it's just, you know, further right.
It's not they're not finally crossing the centrist divide.
Yeah, I think a lot of cops would say I'm not a Republican because they're not conservative enough for me anymore.
I have left the Republican Party to go gnarlier.
Yeah, like I said, those fucking ATF agents who were trying to get kids to come out of the house because the kids jaywalked across a residential street.
Did you see that video?
No, I hate that.
I don't want to see that video.
Yeah.
Well, the mom told him to fuck off.
The mom was standing on her porch and she's like, no, I can't like, what did, what did they do?
She, he was like, oh, they jaywalked.
And she's like, you can't jaywalk in a residential street.
Fuck off.
And then, uh, and they were, they were mixed race.
She, she's, I think white and the father, I dunno, that's the couple.
And I, and I, they were, they were talking to the cameras, but, um, Yeah, they were fucking ATF agents trying and like screaming at her, like talking to her like she was a child and like threatening her that she was going to get it.
They did.
They actually charged her with obstruction of justice for not.
No way for not having her kids out.
Yeah.
Yeah, and they were.
You know what?
Yeah, fucking Democrats, dude.
I'm sick of these Democrats.
But you can see on one of the because she had a she had a ring cam or whatever.
So you can see it from her perspective.
But then they also had body cams, obviously.
So you could see the one guy's 1776 We the People Constitution forearm tattoo in frame as he's demanding that this woman surrender her children to him.
Amazing.
Yeah, pretty good.
Protect the children.
That's my least favorite.
That tattoo is one of the most telling of all time.
It's amazing.
We the people.
That's when you stop doing historical revisionism.
You're like, no, we the people referred to white landowning males traditionally Uh, so that's why it's okay for me to be a cop, like doing, doing just like kidnapping or at least like threatening, you know, to, to a, to a mixed race couple of kids.
Um, but yeah, so Seattle mom replied, no, most cops are actually conservatives, man.
It's not like a secret.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Like, um, and then the OP replied, get real.
They only did it.
So they only finally supported Republicans because during January six, they got thrown under the bus by the very people they helped to elect the blue vote blue.
And here we go.
This is the Reuters article from 2022.
Police back Republican candidates in U.S.
midterms, even those at January 6th riot.
Reuters spoke to nine police unions and trade associations across the United States ahead of Tuesday's midterm elections, of whom six said their members were endorsing more right-wing candidates than in previous elections.
The group said that Republicans had offered greater support to police in the wake of 2020 protests over police killings of black people.
Yep, you gotta say that part.
You gotta say that part real loud.
Well, see what happened was we killed a lot of black people and it turns out Republicans love that stuff.
Yeah.
Turns out they like they get it.
They think because I say that about some people that I've met, you know, I'm like, yes, you know, they get it.
They get the big it.
They they understand, you know, they might not have the vocabulary for it, but they understand it.
They're doing the same thing in the other direction.
They know that when we when we kill, quote, unarmed black people who were not a threat, heavy, heavy air quotes, they understand why they get it.
They understand me.
So gross.
A few more responses here.
David says, they conducted a bogus raid and violated someone's constitutional rights.
An apology and resignation letter would be more appropriate than a lawsuit.
At who do you worship?
Replies, typical tyranny.
They're learning from the DOJ and feel they are untouchables.
See, it's like how rap music caused violence, or video games caused violence.
Cops were notably not corrupt, or notably didn't hassle anybody who never deserved it, or exceeded their authority in any way until the frickin' DOJ started arresting January 6th protesters.
And then it was a free for- they saw it, you know it?
That's what happened.
Monkey see, monkey do.
Actually, everybody knows that Def Jam Fight for New York was the ultimate video game that caused the violence because it was a rap fight game.
Wow.
That was the game that really started the violence.
I don't even know that game.
Did they actually spit raps and it would blow the competition away?
No, it was just Tekken except for you got to be Method Man.
Okay, that's sick.
It fucking ruled.
Do they all have finishing moves?
Like Wu-Tang throw fucking ninja stars and shit?
Yeah, absolutely.
They all had finishers.
It was a sick-ass game.
Man, that's cool.
Did any of them... Man, you're like a rapper but your finishing move is for some reason your head just turns into a turret machine gun.
Gun down.
Oh, cause you're like spittin'?
You're like spittin' hot fire type thing?
Machine gun Kelly, I forgot.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Oh yeah, not that.
Actually, you know, I'm sorry.
It was Dev Jam Vendetta.
Fight for New York was the sequel.
Dev Jam Vendetta is the one that really started it.
It was an EA game, so it was like really easy and like fun.
Hell yeah.
Scrotfree23 says, a guitar and a double neck guitar at that?
Why?
So this is referring to a photo with the article of Afro Man playing a double neck guitar?
It's laughable seeing a, quote, rapper trying to pretend that he's making, quote, music, quote, rap and, quote, music should never be used in the same sentence.
Quote, rap is for the musically illiterate, and there is no such thing as a, quote, rap artist.
What?
What is your life?
Why would a rapper... Listen, the second I hear a double neck guitar in a rap song, I'll walk this back.
Motherfucker thinks he's Geddy Lee.
Bro thinks he's Claudio Sanchez from Coheed and Cambria, the whitest band to ever exist.
And in fact, he's copying Claudio's hair.
As well!
Yeah, egregious.
I'm just kidding.
I know Claudio Sanchez is not white.
I know that, so I'm just joking.
It's so funny too, just like, no, there's no way rappers know anything about music whatsoever.
They can't know about the music.
Like, what year is this?
Who are you?
What is your life?
What are you talking about?
You've never seen like a picture of a, of a, I don't know, I guess not like a rapper with an instrument.
Um, it's, it's like people raised on born in the wrong generation memes.
Like somebody raised on memes about how rap, I call that crap actually.
Uh, but never like, I don't, I don't know.
It just took it way too far.
Rap is for the musically illiterate.
What do you listen to?
What do you listen to?
You're doing too much work, man.
You're signaling way too hard.
But yeah, I love this.
A black professional musician making music?
Holding a guitar?
Now I've seen everything.
No, no.
Yeah, exactly.
Weird.
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