Minion Death Cult - I know we use the word satanic too often but this performance is literally a tribute to Satan (preview)
Aired: 2023-02-09
Duration: 07:54


=== Ron DeSantis' Signature Bowl Cut (03:48) ===

[00:00:04]  Do you know what this picture's from?
[00:00:07]  The Ron DeSantis picture.
[00:00:09]  Yeah, so he's retweeting a photo of Ron DeSantis when he was a high school teacher at a private academy, allegedly partying with three of his students who had not graduated yet.
[00:00:26]  And he was 23 at the time, so pretty young.
[00:00:30]  But one of these young, possibly underage girls is holding a beer in the photo, too.
[00:00:40]  So it's like a party.
[00:00:41]  It's like a house party.
[00:00:43]  And I was reading a story.
[00:00:45]  I had to go.
[00:00:47]  This is a story that broke in like 2021.
[00:00:49]  So I was reading an article from 2021 about it.
[00:00:53]  And they were like, this man does appear to be Ron DeSantis.
[00:00:59]  And they included a photo of his faculty photo.
[00:01:05]  It was like, the way they described it was a man appearing to have Ron DeSantis' face and his signature bowl cut.
[00:01:14]  And I was like, what?
[00:01:15]  Bowl cut?
[00:01:17]  Bowl cut?
[00:01:18]  It's like worse than a bowl cut.
[00:01:19]  It looks like he has a... It looks like he has a wig on.
[00:01:24]  It looks like he has a hairpiece on.
[00:01:27]  It's bangs.
[00:01:28]  It's straight up bangs.
[00:01:30]  Like, it's funny, because like, you know, bowl cut... Because you can't see the sides or the back, so I don't know how bowl cut he is, but you can definitely see that straight... Those straight bangs.
[00:01:40]  Like, I mean... It's like a high and tight that he combed forward.
[00:01:46]  And you can tell he maybe tried to do it a little bit himself.
[00:01:51]  There's some unevenness in the faculty picture across the bangs.
[00:01:55]  You might recognize this exact same haircut from your friend who recently just went through a breakup and maybe they got a little bored with some scissors and they cut their bangs too short.
[00:02:09]  You've seen this haircut before, just not on a Ron DeSantis type character.
[00:02:15]  You're- this is a non-binary haircut.
[00:02:19]  Yeah.
[00:02:19]  No, this- this haircut is often given while, like, Phoebe Bridgers plays in the background.
[00:02:25]  To yourself, you know, you're giving it to yourself, you know.
[00:02:28]  Um, this- this haircut is never given before 10 p.m.
[00:02:33]  You know, this is always, like, this is- this haircut is- What year is this, apparently?
[00:02:38]  I don't fucking know, man.
[00:02:41]  This might, this might be his high school.
[00:02:42]  It's a wild haircut.
[00:02:43]  I don't know, this might be his high school photo.
[00:02:44]  It's in black and white.
[00:02:46]  The partying photo is in color.
[00:02:48]  But this, I mean, but it's a yearbook, so they probably print in black and white no matter what.
[00:02:54]  Never mind.
[00:02:54]  All right.
[00:02:57]  Because you know they didn't have color photos yet.
[00:03:00]  I forget how old he is.
[00:03:03]  I think of him as like 70 years old.
[00:03:06]  I don't know.
[00:03:06]  Just because he's a Florida governor.
[00:03:08]  That's what I associate him with.
[00:03:09]  But to his credit though, he was a handsome guy.
[00:03:13]  So I can see why there's horny old ladies for him.
[00:03:19]  He actually is a pretty good looking dude considering this haircut's happening and I'm not I'm not saying he pulls it off, I'm just saying he makes up for it.
[00:03:32]  Yeah, oh man, I love the Sock DeSantis arc here.
[00:03:36]  I didn't know he went through this in his early 20s.

=== Ron DeSantis Grooming Controversy (03:49) ===

[00:03:42]  Yeah, yeah, there it is.
[00:03:44]  Somebody made a meme on Truth Social using the photo of Ron DeSantis at this party with these girls.
[00:03:52]  And then an impact font, so they probably used meme-maker.com to do this.
[00:03:59]  Here is Ron DeSanctimonious grooming high school girls with alcohol as a teacher.
[00:04:06]  Vomit emoji.
[00:04:08]  And this is, I kind of don't want to read this display name.
[00:04:13]  I don't know if it's racist or not.
[00:04:15]  It seems like it might be.
[00:04:16]  I mean, I'm not sure.
[00:04:19]  Yeah.
[00:04:19]  I don't trust it.
[00:04:20]  I don't.
[00:04:21]  Yeah.
[00:04:21]  What do I know?
[00:04:22]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:04:23]  All I know is that I know nothing about this display name.
[00:04:27]  But the ad is Magnanimous.
[00:04:30]  So at Magnanimous tweeted this and then Trump quote truthed it or re-truthed it.
[00:04:38]  Is that what they're calling it?
[00:04:40]  I don't know.
[00:04:45]  A retweet is a retruth.
[00:04:47]  I don't know what a quote tweet is.
[00:04:52]  Donald Trump quote truths that meme and says, that's not Ron, is it?
[00:04:59]  He would never do such a thing.
[00:05:03]  Anything being facetious, right?
[00:05:05]  Yeah, it's so bitchy.
[00:05:07]  It's so fucking funny.
[00:05:09]  This is like... I don't know, once again, betraying how little you actually care about grooming with the tone you're using in your accusations.
[00:05:20]  He would never do such a... I don't know.
[00:05:23]  It's so funny.
[00:05:24]  It's so half-assed and just like trying to be a joke.
[00:05:31]  yeah it's it's like you said it is like well this is kind of a serious accusation if he really is drinking with his students even at 23 that's like that's like not cool that's a that's a crime you know you can get serious about it but to be like cheeky about it is like oh you don't actually care about this because i'm pretty sure i don't think i don't think trump can really play that game right trump can't play the Drinking alcohol with underage people, even in pictures, game, right?
[00:05:58]  There's no way.
[00:05:59]  You would think he might want to stay away from it.
[00:06:02]  You would think he might want to stay away from the topic of grooming underage girls, considering what he's done, considering which beauty pageants he's owned and allegedly harassed.
[00:06:18]  What do you call walking in on a group of, like, Yeah, a group of underage girls.
[00:06:24]  I think we've watched him do these type of things on Access Hollywood and MTV when we were kids.
[00:06:31]  I think we watched him do these things on TV all the time.
[00:06:35]  And to be clear, I want to amend what I was saying earlier.
[00:06:37]  Trump never treats anything with respect, even serious allegations.
[00:06:42]  That's why he's funny.
[00:06:44]  Saying this is out of out of pocket for him.
[00:06:47]  It's like, of course he was going to do this.
[00:06:50]  Of course he was going to be like, oh, what's the new worst thing I can say?
[00:06:54]  You know, oh, groomer.
[00:06:56]  OK, cool.
[00:06:57]  I'm going to.
[00:06:57]  Yeah, you're you're a fucking group like every every can't.
[00:07:01]  Everyone who runs for the Republican Party nomination against him is going to be a groomer of some kind.
[00:07:08]  Yeah.
[00:07:09]  Yeah.
[00:07:10]  Easy.
[00:07:11]  And then He replied to this with another quote-truth from this same person, uh, who said, um, they said something like, yeah, this gives off serious ephebophilia vibes.

=== Word Means Live Stream (00:26) ===

[00:07:28]  And Trump quote-truthed that with, oh no, or whatever.
[00:07:35]  What?
[00:07:35]  I don't know what that word means.
[00:07:36]  What is that word?
[00:07:37]  You've been doing this show for how long?
[00:07:39]  You don't know what that word means?
[00:07:41]  No, I don't think we ever said it on the show.
[00:07:43]  Yeah, I probably didn't want to say it.
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