Minion Death Cult - Things may get nassy (preview)
Aired: 2023-01-26
Duration: 04:44


=== M&Ms Gone Woke (04:28) ===

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[00:00:08]  Okay Very very next comment from Mable 58 M&Ms have been my favorite candy since I was a little kid when I was a kid They were made in my hometown.
[00:00:21]  My dad would sometimes bring them home when he visited the factory for his job.
[00:00:25]  I When I was pregnant with my son, I had terrible food aversions and couldn't even look at an M&M.
[00:00:31]  I was so worried my tasted for them would never come back.
[00:00:35]  But alas, after the birth of my bundle of joy, I was able to eat them again.
[00:00:39]  Dot dot dot dot.
[00:00:40]  I remember being so thankful.
[00:00:43]  Now, I'm completely devastated by the way the company has gone woke.
[00:00:47]  Why can't candy just be candy?
[00:00:50]  It's so sad, but I might have to finally say farewell to my favorite pastime.
[00:00:55]  This is written by a Mable58.
[00:00:58]  Perhaps- To my favorite pastime.
[00:01:00]  Perhaps someone can start a conservative candy company so that we can enjoy our favorite candy without having to cave to the left.
[00:01:10]  Man.
[00:01:13]  Mable, she'd have noticed that when the M&Ms were trying to kill her baby in her stomach, That maybe they were probably evil.
[00:01:21]  That's like the wokest thing you can do.
[00:01:24]  Evil, woke, yeah.
[00:01:27]  Heartfelt, another heartfelt eulogy.
[00:01:30]  Our second of the night.
[00:01:32]  This one, two M&Ms.
[00:01:36]  Brutal.
[00:01:37]  If this weren't written by the username Mable58, I would have thought this was fake.
[00:01:46]  I would have been like, no way somebody is telling the story about their journey with M&M's.
[00:01:53]  I mean, the thing is, I don't know though.
[00:01:55]  I don't understand.
[00:01:55]  Have you ever had the Dublin, Texas Dr. Pepper?
[00:02:01]  No.
[00:02:04]  If you get Dr. Pepper from Dublin, Texas, I think it's, yeah, it's still made with real sugar.
[00:02:11]  It's the best Dr. Pepper out, right?
[00:02:13]  We don't know.
[00:02:14]  Maybe the fresh from the factory M&Ms that her dad would bring home from the factory when he would visit for work, maybe those M&Ms, maybe they hit different, you know?
[00:02:23]  We don't know.
[00:02:25]  We don't know.
[00:02:25]  We've never had that fresh of an M&M.
[00:02:27]  Yeah, could be.
[00:02:28]  Yeah, that's like, uh... What is it, Lucky trying to take Bobby to get a fresh tortilla chip off the line?
[00:02:35]  Because that's like... Yeah.
[00:02:37]  Nothing better.
[00:02:39]  It's real shit.
[00:02:40]  That's real shit right there.
[00:02:42]  But listen to this.
[00:02:44]  Why can't candy just be candy?
[00:02:47]  You would have literally never known about any of this if you weren't a fucking Daily Wire subscriber.
[00:02:54]  You would have no idea that M&M's went woke.
[00:02:57]  You could still have been enjoying your fucking childhood favorite candy that has emotional connection to you.
[00:03:05]  You let these freaks put the green M&M's pussy in your face every night for like two, for like two years and you were like, ah, fuck, I guess they went woke now.
[00:03:18]  I can't eat them.
[00:03:20]  I hope that Mabel doesn't project this on her son.
[00:03:25]  You know?
[00:03:26]  How could they have done that?
[00:03:27]  How could M&M's have done this to me?
[00:03:30]  How could they have done this to me?
[00:03:31]  It's so... I just wish we could eat candy coated chocolates, please.
[00:03:37]  It's like my mind has been poisoned by M&M's.
[00:03:40]  It's like I have worms in my brain caused by M&M's.
[00:03:44]  Totally.
[00:03:46]  They were right about like the yellow number 5 or whatever.
[00:03:49]  Yeah.
[00:03:49]  It's finally paying off now.
[00:03:52]  Yeah, there's this chemical in there, like you said, Tony, called Yellow No.
[00:03:58]  5, and what it does is it makes your media consumption skills very low.
[00:04:05]  It just erodes that part of your brain.
[00:04:08]  Yeah, it's like ecstasy, but it's just that part of your brain.
[00:04:13]  It's just media literacy.

=== Live Stream Appeal (00:29) ===

[00:04:17]  Yeah, I'm all tapped out.
[00:04:18]  Let me just log on to my favorite websites.
[00:04:22]  Just genuinely confused.
[00:04:24]  Why is this happening?
[00:04:25]  I hate this.
[00:04:25]  I just want to eat candy.
[00:04:30]  JS910179 replies to Mable58 who says, why can't we just eat candy coated chocolate anymore?
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