Minion Death Cult - I love SONG OF THE SOUTH (preview)
Aired: 2022-12-30
Duration: 06:04


=== The Changing Game of Life (04:33) ===

[00:00:03]  Okay, so.
[00:00:04]  Conclusion, Lindsay says.
[00:00:06]  Conclusion.
[00:00:07]  In the old game of life, everyone married and most had kids.
[00:00:11]  As that was something that just happened after you married.
[00:00:14]  This was exactly like real life.
[00:00:17]  You could build a great life in multiple ways because marrying and children were legitimate ways to invest in the future.
[00:00:24]  Just like the more financial.
[00:00:25]  Just like the show, Married with Children.
[00:00:27]  Yeah.
[00:00:31]  Just like the more financial options, such as buying a house or choosing a career.
[00:00:36]  They don't want you to do this anymore.
[00:00:38]  Millennials, they hate buying a house.
[00:00:41]  And they hate choosing a career that they could have.
[00:00:43]  I mean, if they liked it, they'd do it more, right?
[00:00:45]  Yeah.
[00:00:46]  Family was wealth, not liability.
[00:00:49]  And it was just fun seeing what kind of family you ended up with.
[00:00:53]  The new game sends a very different message.
[00:00:55]  If you want to win this dystopian game of life, it's best to avoid marriage and children as they cost you and slow you down.
[00:01:03]  You definitely can't have a lot of kids.
[00:01:05]  That's not even an option.
[00:01:07]  There's no reason marriage and children have any... You know, you can still have a lot of kids in real life.
[00:01:11]  Well, some people can, Lindsey.
[00:01:12]  I think those days are behind you, but that's still possible.
[00:01:16]  People can still do that if they want to.
[00:01:19]  Yeah.
[00:01:21]  It's like, also, you're still, like, missing the actual problem here.
[00:01:25]  Like, the thing is, is the reason why these things are all, like, hurdles is because of the system we live in.
[00:01:34]  Like, the reason why, like, you know, what if in the game of life you get, this is dark but it's real, you get one kid.
[00:01:44]  That kid has juvenile cancer.
[00:01:47]  You don't have, you're a stay-at-home parent who like, and your husband's like a pastor, you don't have real insurance.
[00:01:57]  Like, you're fucked.
[00:01:59]  That's a real thing, and it's like, the problem is not the wokeism, the problem is the system in which it exists.
[00:02:06]  And you're missing that completely, Lindsey.
[00:02:09]  Totally.
[00:02:10]  This is another prime example of A, conservatives complaining about something that's not a problem, but B, it's instead of Reacting to the reason people's lives are different now.
[00:02:25]  Because the world has been changing.
[00:02:27]  Some things for the better, other things for the worse.
[00:02:31]  Such as the financial stability that is required for people to want to get married.
[00:02:36]  The idea of even having a career.
[00:02:38]  Of having a steady career in a field you want.
[00:02:44]  You're just gonna get automated probably in a couple years anyway.
[00:02:49]  Rather than being upset at these actual material conditions that are changing, you're getting upset that the fake game is losing the thing that we already lost in real life.
[00:03:02]  Everything that the game is losing is only losing it because we lost it in real life already, and you're fine with that.
[00:03:10]  It's when your little fantasy of the game changes, that's when you get upset.
[00:03:15]  It only took, like, 50 some odd years for the game to kind of catch up.
[00:03:21]  Yeah, it's, I... It's just, this isn't, like, you don't, like, we don't live in the same world, you know?
[00:03:27]  And that's fine.
[00:03:30]  What we find out is this isn't even the official new game of life.
[00:03:35]  This is a different game called...
[00:03:39]  Your life, your way.
[00:03:41]  This is the game of life.
[00:03:43]  Your life, your way.
[00:03:44]  It's a different game.
[00:03:47]  Imagine that.
[00:03:49]  Amazing.
[00:03:49]  Imagine a game company made another game.
[00:03:54]  I wish, I wish the Game of Life, like, what happened is you, like, started by drawing a character and the character had, like, both, like, your, you know, how you identify and your cultural background and how that actually affects your income with, like, actual data.
[00:04:10]  And we start with that.
[00:04:11]  That'd be amazing.
[00:04:12]  Sure.
[00:04:13]  That'd be amazing.
[00:04:14]  Yeah, that'd be pretty funny.
[00:04:16]  People just flipping the board because they pick a black trans woman.
[00:04:19]  They're just like, what's the point?
[00:04:20]  Flip, flipping the board.
[00:04:21]  Yep.

=== Games for Critical Thinking (01:42) ===

[00:04:22]  I'm over this.
[00:04:22]  This sucks.
[00:04:24]  No, they'll flip the board because they'll be like, oh, I win because I get all the breaks in society as a black trans woman eat shit.
[00:04:32]  Yeah.
[00:04:34]  They're like, oh man, I'm a, I'm a white cis male cop.
[00:04:37]  Like, I don't want, I don't want to beat my wife.
[00:04:39]  I don't want to do that, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
[00:04:43]  It's not going to have any actual effect on me, but there's going to be a little heart card that I'm going to feel it on.
[00:04:49]  Yeah, I'm never even going to get off of the starting line here.
[00:04:53]  Oh, that's funny.
[00:04:55]  Okay, just a few responses that were so good on this post.
[00:05:02]  David says, This is how the programming of our young people starts.
[00:05:06]  Get them to play games and control their thinking.
[00:05:09]  In ungodly directions, of course.
[00:05:13]  I mean, yeah, that's what the original Game of Life was, bro.
[00:05:17]  Like, they didn't even acknowledge God in it, but they were doing that shit for you.
[00:05:21]  And like, look where you're at now.
[00:05:25]  Yeah, Hasbro would love it.
[00:05:27]  Hasbro would love it if this ever reached the level of being able to program children.
[00:05:33]  They would be like, holy shit, for real?
[00:05:34]  Like, I thought like a hundred people were going to buy this game.
[00:05:38]  That's it.
[00:05:40]  Like, imagine thinking, okay, well, they want to indoctrinate the children.
[00:05:44]  You know how they do it?
[00:05:45]  A modern twist on the Game of Life by Hasbro.
[00:05:50]  Every game you would lose because your character doesn't buy enough games in the process?
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