Minion Death Cult - DEATH CHAT 500 - I wonder what it would be like to sail on an ocean of bitter tears (preview)
Aired: 2022-12-17
Duration: 06:52


=== Love Is a Battlefield (05:50) ===

[00:00:00]  Look at the soundtrack, Tony.
[00:00:06]  Look at the soundtrack to Small Soldiers.
[00:00:09]  I remember there being some kind of cool songs because this was around the same time.
[00:00:20]  Wasn't this around the same time of the Godsmack army commercials? - Yeah.
[00:00:28]  Yeah, maybe a little earlier?
[00:00:30]  War was a big song in there.
[00:00:31]  War by War.
[00:00:33]  No, War by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony with Henry Rollins, Tom Morello, and Flea.
[00:00:41]  What?
[00:00:43]  Another One Bites the Dust, Small Soldiers Remix, Queen featuring Wyclef Jean.
[00:00:50]  Oh my god.
[00:00:52]  Love is a Battlefield by Pat Benatar and Queen Latifah.
[00:00:59]  Look up that one.
[00:00:59]  Let me, let me see if I can, if I can just get the audio from this.
[00:01:03]  I don't know if it's gonna kill the stream or not.
[00:01:07]  That sounds incredible.
[00:01:10]  I've been, like, I've talked about, I think I talked about it last stream.
[00:01:13]  I'm just ruling the Quentin Tifa right now.
[00:01:15]  I don't want, I just don't want it to live in single.
[00:01:16]  It's good.
[00:01:17]  It's a good song.
[00:01:18]  Of course it's good!
[00:01:19]  Quentin Tifa has no bad songs!
[00:01:24]  People forget.
[00:01:24]  Oh, no.
[00:01:25]  They have the soundtrack on Spotify, but it's just the originals.
[00:01:28]  It's not the covers.
[00:01:30]  Oh, that's fucking bullshit.
[00:01:30]  Man, I wonder... Let me see if it's on... It's on YouTube?
[00:01:35]  Honestly, I don't know if I can play YouTube while I'm doing this.
[00:01:37]  I don't think it likes doing that.
[00:01:40]  Okay, Queen, Latifah, Pat, Benita.
[00:01:44]  Man, the another one bites the dust is something amazing.
[00:01:53]  Uh. - Uh huh.
[00:01:55]  Benatar.
[00:01:55]  Benatar.
[00:01:56]  We are young.
[00:01:57]  Benatar.
[00:01:57]  Heartache to heartache.
[00:02:00]  We stand.
[00:02:01]  Stand strong, baby.
[00:02:03]  No promises.
[00:02:05]  No demands.
[00:02:07]  Don't start tonight.
[00:02:08]  Won't be night.
[00:02:10]  Love is a battlefield.
[00:02:12]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:02:14]  Let's go with him.
[00:02:16]  Crazy!
[00:02:16]  Wow.
[00:02:16]  Wow.
[00:02:17]  Oh, that guitar!
[00:02:17]  - Can't nobody separate us, except us.
[00:02:20]  And it them been a few to come along and test us.
[00:02:22]  All the envy us, they love to stress us.
[00:02:25]  Even under pressure against us, it's just us.
[00:02:28]  Everybody wanted to be us when they see us.
[00:02:30]  We was the type to be all over the country.
[00:02:33]  - That guitar.
[00:02:34]  - No matter where we was, only we could beat us.
[00:02:36]  We got a strong love, but we need trust.
[00:02:39]  - It's so good.
[00:02:40]  - We need that trust, trust.
[00:02:43]  Only thing that can't beat us.
[00:02:45]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:02:47]  It's a crazy thing that works so well.
[00:02:53]  I love, I love that beat.
[00:02:55]  That fucking drum beat under it.
[00:02:56]  That like halftime drum beat works so fucking well.
[00:02:59]  That like groovy, oh man.
[00:03:02]  Like, there was a point in time where you could not mail it in for a soundtrack.
[00:03:06]  You had to have original songs on it.
[00:03:08]  And, like, honestly, this would have been mailing it in because they probably would have, like, you know, doing a cover is easier than making an original song.
[00:03:19]  But, I mean, this has got to be, this is up there with the Diddy Pink Floyd.
[00:03:26]  Dude, okay, no, Diddy Led Zeppelin.
[00:03:29]  Diddy Led Zeppelin, sorry.
[00:03:32]  No, that's okay.
[00:03:33]  I just want to do, just importantly, because Led Zeppelin is like famous for never licensing their songs.
[00:03:40]  You know, not like the Beatles, not like the Rolling Stones, not like the Who, like every other classic rock era band just like gave out licensing.
[00:03:47]  Led Zeppelin, like notoriously difficult.
[00:03:49]  They're on this soundtrack.
[00:03:52]  What is it?
[00:03:54]  Communication breakdown?
[00:03:59]  Where is it?
[00:04:04]  Yeah, okay, there it is.
[00:04:06]  Because you hear that in the movie.
[00:04:10]  You hear what the girl in this Small Soldiers movie literally says, I'm not like other girls.
[00:04:18]  Because I listened to Led Zeppelin.
[00:04:21]  Sorry, she says I listened to Led Zeppelin.
[00:04:23]  True.
[00:04:24]  And the boy says, wow, you're not like other girls.
[00:04:26]  And I screamed in Ani's ear.
[00:04:29]  Because, literally, she was like... Because Ani was like you when you guys met!
[00:04:34]  Ani was like mad.
[00:04:36]  Like she had a right to be mad because of how loud I screamed.
[00:04:42]  Because, she says, I listened to Led Zeppelin, and then I said, oh, you're not like other girls, I guess.
[00:04:47]  And then he said it.
[00:04:48]  He said it, and I flipped.
[00:04:50]  It was so good.
[00:04:51]  That's awesome.
[00:04:52]  Yeah, they're on this soundtrack.
[00:04:55]  Do we want to hear the Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Henry Rollins, Flea, War?
[00:05:00]  Oh, absolutely.
[00:05:02]  Okay.
[00:05:02]  Oh, this is tight.
[00:05:03]  Because this is like, this is like, um, Rollins Band era, Henry Rollins.
[00:05:08]  You know?
[00:05:09]  This is a good time.
[00:05:11]  There's a music video for it.
[00:05:12]  I don't think I can put it on screen though.
[00:05:16]  Oh my fucking god.
[00:05:23]  Oh my god.
[00:05:24]  Holy shit.
[00:05:25]  I gotta try and put this on screen.
[00:05:27]  Yeah, and he's on screen.
[00:05:30]  I gotta try to put this on screen because you guys won't believe it.
[00:05:33]  Give me that.

=== Staring Intently At The Camera (01:16) ===

[00:05:36]  All right, this is worth downing the video if it happens.
[00:05:39]  I wonder what it would be like to sail on an ocean of the bitter tears of those who lost their loved ones to a stranger.
[00:05:50]  If you're just listening to this, Henry Rollins is like a diesel mechanic on a steamship, and he's got dirt all over his face, and he's holding on to like two bars.
[00:06:04]  You know, he's got his hands up, and he's just like staring intently at the camera while he says, I wonder what it would be like to sail on an ocean of the bitter tears of those who lost their loved ones to a stranger.
[00:06:22]  How many stadiums could you fill with all the people killed in war?
[00:06:25]  Now you look me in my eyes and tell me what it's good for!
[00:06:28]  Oh my god!
[00:06:29]  And as he's saying this directly into the camera, you get footage of the head small soldier's mouth moving like he's the one delivering this anti-war preamble to war by war.
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