Minion Death Cult - The MDC Halloween Special (preview)
Aired: 2022-11-03
Duration: 05:28


=== Oh Man, Halloween Costumes! (05:19) ===

[00:00:00]  Hey Tony.
[00:00:01]  What's going on?
[00:00:02]  What's going on?
[00:00:04]  Want to do some trick-or-treating before we start this week's episode?
[00:00:07]  Oh, oh hell yeah.
[00:00:08]  What's your costume supposed to be?
[00:00:10]  Just a dead cop?
[00:00:12]  Oh, I'm a cop that touched fentanyl.
[00:00:15]  Oh nice, the intestines hanging out of your stomach is a real nice touch.
[00:00:19]  Thank you.
[00:00:20]  What's yours?
[00:00:21]  Corn Pop Jack.
[00:00:23]  Oh, shit.
[00:00:23]  Yeah, that's cool.
[00:00:24]  You got the chains hanging off you.
[00:00:26]  You're in your swimsuit.
[00:00:28]  You have a mask made out of a box of corn pops.
[00:00:31]  That's amazing.
[00:00:32]  Yeah, I want this to work on a couple different levels.
[00:00:34]  I'm pretty happy with it.
[00:00:37]  This is a pretty spooky neighborhood.
[00:00:39]  Are you sure you want to go trick-or-treating here?
[00:00:42]  Uh, you're right, it is spooky.
[00:00:44]  But that's the point!
[00:00:45]  It's Halloween!
[00:00:46]  Uh, let me just wipe some of the blood off this sign here.
[00:00:50]  Uh, oh!
[00:00:51]  Minion death cul-de-sac.
[00:00:54]  Sounds nice.
[00:00:55]  Oh!
[00:00:56]  I think we're gonna fit right in.
[00:00:58]  Let's do it, baby.
[00:01:04]  Oh wow, look at this meme graveyard.
[00:01:06]  Dogue?
[00:01:08]  Dickbutt?
[00:01:09]  Epic Abraham Lincoln?
[00:01:11]  Chuck Norris?
[00:01:12]  This is Elon Musk's house!
[00:01:15]  Oh man, okay.
[00:01:15]  I'll get the doorbell.
[00:01:17]  Trick or treat.
[00:01:25]  Trick or treat!
[00:01:27]  Why, good day, gentlemen.
[00:01:29]  Are you here for the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah?
[00:01:33]  Uh, good one, Elon.
[00:01:34]  No, we're here trick-or-treating for Halloween.
[00:01:38]  Uh, yes.
[00:01:39]  All Hallows Eve.
[00:01:40]  The trolling-est day of the year.
[00:01:43]  Don costumes.
[00:01:44]  Trigger normies.
[00:01:46]  Acquire candy.
[00:01:47]  The pumpkin spice must flow!
[00:01:51]  Yeah man, you're so cool.
[00:01:52]  Can we have some of your money?
[00:01:55]  Gentle sirs, I will give you something better than money.
[00:01:58]  Uh, Elon, what are you dressed up as anyway?
[00:02:01]  A tube?
[00:02:02]  Are you a tube of some kind?
[00:02:04]  No, I am a well.
[00:02:07]  And aged well, as a matter of fact.
[00:02:10]  As in, that aged well?
[00:02:14]  Fuck, man.
[00:02:18]  Here you go, and one for you too.
[00:02:21]  Happy Halloween.
[00:02:24]  Pieces of paper?
[00:02:26]  What do they say?
[00:02:27]  One internet.
[00:02:33]  Jesus Christ.
[00:02:34]  God.
[00:02:35]  All right, let's check out this next house, man.
[00:02:53]  I hope it's, uh, I hope it's less scary than Elon Musk being alive.
[00:02:59]  I hope it's less everything than what we just experienced.
[00:03:02]  Oh, we have a convenient little welcome sign here.
[00:03:07]  Haunted House of the Mind.
[00:03:11]  Okay.
[00:03:12]  Oh man.
[00:03:13]  Alright, yeah, let's try it.
[00:03:15]  Look at these decorations.
[00:03:17]  A Dracula in a straitjacket?
[00:03:20]  I think that's a Frankenstein with dreadlocks.
[00:03:23]  Is that a fallen soldier tastefully memorialized with a draped flag coffin?
[00:03:28]  Yeah, right next to a wizard with gold fronts and knuckle tattoos.
[00:03:32]  I think this is the house of the singer of Five Finger Death Punch.
[00:03:36]  Yeah, I think that's the only explanation.
[00:03:38]  Alright.
[00:03:43]  Happy Halloween!
[00:03:44]  Ivan Moody?!
[00:03:47]  Yes, it's Ivan Moody.
[00:03:49]  And I have a treat for you.
[00:03:51]  If you think you can handle the contagiously Kafkaesque and unhappily unhinged creations.
[00:03:58]  Uh, yeah, sure, man.
[00:04:01]  That sounds great.
[00:04:03]  Yeah, I mean, I think I can handle it.
[00:04:05]  I'm here for it.
[00:04:10]  Mary had an Instagram.
[00:04:12]  She put on quite a show.
[00:04:15]  Every meal that Mary had, the town was sure to know.
[00:04:20]  Mary had a little man.
[00:04:22]  She fleeced for all his dough.
[00:04:26]  And every cent that Mary spent, Oh, hell yeah!
[00:04:29]  Wow!
[00:04:29]  nose.
[00:04:31]  He followed her account one day, which was against the rules.
[00:04:35]  He saw her make men laugh and pay, and felt like such a fool.
[00:04:41]  He served Mary up as lamb chops with a side of applesauce and posted it to her account.
[00:04:48]  It was a hit.
[00:04:50]  Oh, hell yeah.
[00:04:51]  Wow, wow, wow, wow.
[00:04:56]  If your appetite has been sufficiently wet, I do have a couple more entrees.
[00:05:03]  Here I have one called, I'm a Little Ethot.

=== Don't Be a Glutton for Art (00:23) ===

[00:05:06]  Or perhaps, the wheels on the hearse go round and round.
[00:05:11]  Uh, no, I think I'm, I'm stuffed.
[00:05:13]  My mind is stuffed from the last course.
[00:05:16]  Yeah.
[00:05:17]  Yeah.
[00:05:17]  I don't, you know, I don't want, I don't want to get spoiled over here.
[00:05:19]  I appreciate it though.
[00:05:21]  Thank you.
[00:05:21]  Thank you.
[00:05:22]  Don't want to be a glutton for art.
[00:05:24]  Yeah.
[00:05:24]  When I overeat, I get diarrhea of the mind.