Minion Death Cult - Yet they choose a side with the sole intent to damage the livelihoods of the "guilty" doggy bag company (preview) Aired: 2022-09-23 Duration: 05:21 === Why Doggy Bags Are Orwellian (05:15) === [00:00:00] In the 90s, Earth Day became mainstream and global. [00:00:03] What the fuck? [00:00:04] Yeah, that's where the environmental craze came from, was the advent of Earth Day. [00:00:10] That's why I care about the Earth, was because of Earth Day. [00:00:14] Fucking hippies. [00:00:16] I literally have not seen an Earth Day post in the last 10 to 20 years. [00:00:23] No way. [00:00:24] I think I've seen more Arbor Day posts, because at least I think something happens that day. [00:00:27] People at least plant trees that day. [00:00:30] Um, green became the go-to color of the, quote, environment. [00:00:35] I love the scarecrow. [00:00:36] It's a random environment. [00:00:38] Yeah, dog. [00:00:38] Mocking the idea of an environment. [00:00:42] What other color would you use for the environment? [00:00:45] What are you talking about? [00:00:46] Yeah. [00:00:47] Let him have that one. [00:00:50] Quote, reduce, recycle and reuse. [00:00:54] Quote, give a hoot. [00:00:55] Don't pollute. [00:00:57] But. [00:00:58] Quote, all gone? [00:00:59] No! [00:01:03] So I think what he means is... [00:01:05] Nothing about recycling or reusing, uh, indicates that things just magically disappear. [00:01:13] Like the diapers. [00:01:14] Okay. [00:01:15] Yeah. [00:01:15] I, I, okay. [00:01:16] I kind of get what they're talking about. [00:01:18] It's like the whole, the whole thing where it's like, um, cause yeah, the trash stuff is pretty fucked. [00:01:24] Um, things don't usually go, don't usually get separated and whatnot. [00:01:28] You know, that's not usually happening the way it's supposed to be as advertised. [00:01:32] Like when you lift the lid at Chipotle, the recycling and the landfill go into the same bag. [00:01:37] Yeah. [00:01:38] And that's what he's mad about. [00:01:40] But it's like one of the few things we have control in is what we put our dog poop in. [00:01:45] Well, also reduce, recycle, and reuse, or don't pollute. [00:01:51] Like, those just aren't talking about composting. [00:01:54] Composting is another thing. [00:01:56] Sorry, there's another thing you have to know about, Guy, but there is. [00:02:00] Things will compost. [00:02:01] Things will magically disappear if you leave them outside, certain things. [00:02:07] Oh, you're telling me if I just plant a magic seed that fruit and vegetables are going to come out? [00:02:12] Mm-hmm. [00:02:12] Is that what you're going to tell me next? [00:02:13] Those fruit and vegetables will also magically disappear. [00:02:17] Oh, I could just get fruit off of a bush and make jelly out of it? [00:02:22] Is that what you're going to tell me next? [00:02:24] Well, but the jelly won't disappear. [00:02:27] It goes into you, and then it turns into shit inside of you, and then you push the shit out, and then that shit will disappear. [00:02:37] Oh, no. [00:02:37] I shit in the trash can, too. [00:02:38] I shit into the green bags, as well, on top of my beer bottles and diapers. [00:02:43] So, yeah. [00:02:44] Nice try, bud. [00:02:47] Yeah, I care about the environment so much I never want my shit to ever touch the earth. [00:02:53] I think it's disrespectful if my shit gets on the earth, so I wrap it in plastic. [00:02:59] I wrap it tightly in plastic before I drop it into the dump. [00:03:04] I mean, think about it. [00:03:05] Would you shit on your mother? [00:03:07] Why would you shit on Mother Earth? [00:03:10] I mean, we all kind of did shit on our mother, but that was before we knew better. [00:03:15] Yeah, that's true. [00:03:17] No, not me. [00:03:17] I was perfect. [00:03:19] Yeah. [00:03:20] Yeah. [00:03:20] That's definitely reflects the way your mom speaks to you in front of me. [00:03:23] Is that you were perfect. [00:03:27] Yeah. [00:03:28] Okay, he says, he goes on, I think y'all know that too. [00:03:31] Every single one of you problematic individuals have caused a culture that picks at vulnerable people, products, and companies. [00:03:39] Remember, this is a question about dog shit bags. [00:03:43] Then form a coalition of like-minded individuals who also lack complete information. [00:03:49] Yet believe they have enough information to choose a side with the sole intent to damage reputations and livelihoods of the, quote, guilty. [00:03:59] Like these dog, doggy bags. [00:04:00] These doggy bags are guilty! [00:04:03] I condemn thee! [00:04:04] Says the woke mob about the doggy bags. [00:04:07] Yeah. [00:04:11] It's like, man. [00:04:12] Yeah, dude. [00:04:13] That's exactly what's, I guess what you're saying is happening is what's happening. [00:04:15] But the question is, is that like a bad thing? [00:04:18] I do. [00:04:18] Yeah. [00:04:18] I think that all doggy poop bags should be biodegradable. [00:04:21] And, um, why are we even making them if not for that? [00:04:24] God, this fucking question about the doggy bags is some of the most Orwellian shit I've seen in a long time. [00:04:32] Like, oh, biodegradable bags, good. [00:04:36] Non-biodegradable bags, bad. [00:04:39] Yeah. [00:04:39] Yeah. [00:04:40] Let's do some class warfare on these bags here. [00:04:47] It's quite common for a tragic news story to get 13 seconds of dialogue in a five-second video, presenting evidence, testimony, and cross-examination. [00:04:57] Trials can last for months, not seconds. === Is This How Lefties Get Off? (00:21) === [00:05:00] Remember, yeah, it was about doggy bags. [00:05:02] Y'all honestly believe the U.S. [00:05:04] Constitution is, many times, unnecessary, especially when all the evidence was presented just before the, quote, weather on the sevens. [00:05:14] I've always pondered. [00:05:15] Is this how the quote lefties get off these days? [00:05:19] Or do they honestly believe that they are the moral right?