Minion Death Cult - The Anarchists Ep. 6: Nick Cannon was kicked off Nickelodeon for telling the truth (preview)
Aired: 2022-09-12
Duration: 05:08


=== The Anarchist Miniseries Finale (02:13) ===

[00:00:01]  The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry... conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistphonia today.
[00:00:11]  So stay tuned.
[00:00:12]  We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
[00:00:18]  It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
[00:00:20]  Stay tuned guys, we'll show you exactly what it looks like when people are going to get you.
[00:00:29]  Oh, they're in Bartholstein.
[00:00:31]  Stay tuned.
[00:00:32]  I'm Alexander Edward.
[00:00:36]  And I'm Tony Boswell.
[00:00:38]  And we're Minion Death Cult.
[00:00:40]  The world is ending.
[00:00:42]  Stage 5 cirrhosis is responsible and we're documenting it.
[00:00:49]  Hey everybody, it's your Patreon episode for the week.
[00:00:51]  Thank you as always for subscribing, for supporting us, for helping us push this thing out into the world.
[00:00:57]  You're like there, holding our hands, helping us breathe, and getting this episode out every week.
[00:01:05]  It's really been motivating, and I'm happy that we finally made it here to the culmination of The Anarchist.
[00:01:15]  I don't think this could have ended any other way besides the way it did and that we're going to talk about it, so I am very excited for those reasons.
[00:01:24]  Yeah, I'm pleasantly surprised.
[00:01:25]  It ended the way I thought it would, but even more.
[00:01:28]  Even more so.
[00:01:29]  Even harder, yeah.
[00:01:31]  Yeah, this episode, yeah, this is the final episode of the Anarchist miniseries on HBO that we've been covering episode by episode, which I did not intend to do at the beginning, but there was just too much stuff to watch and talk about.
[00:01:48]  And this episode is no exception.
[00:01:52]  It's the finale and it ends with a bang.
[00:01:54]  Sure does.
[00:01:55]  That's for sure.
[00:01:56]  So, I thought, why not start off with a bang with some bonus material?

=== Can't Say That Word (03:08) ===

[00:02:04]  I've been waiting.
[00:02:05]  Some supplemental bonus material that I'm pretty sure will be included in the special features on the Blu-ray release of The Anarchist.
[00:02:13]  The Criterion Edition?
[00:02:15]  This is definitely, yeah, this will be on the Criterion Collection.
[00:02:20]  Yeah, this is definitely something filmmaker Todd Schramke and HBO want you to hear and see.
[00:02:26]  This is just a delight for the real fans out there.
[00:02:31]  So let's go ahead and listen.
[00:02:32]  This is Jeff Berwick.
[00:02:33]  This is a deleted scene from The Anarchist of Jeff Berwick in his Mexican suburban neighborhood walking around with the selfie stick popped collar on his baby blue polo.
[00:02:49]  He's wearing the sort of 80s style plastic aviators and he's got, yeah, a shitty haircut too.
[00:02:56]  Okay, let's listen to what Jeff Berwick, founder of Anarchapoco, one of the main characters of the series, has to say.
[00:03:06]  And of course, what are the two things?
[00:03:08]  There's only about two things.
[00:03:09]  Well, there's three sort of things on earth you can't do, right?
[00:03:14]  One is you can't talk badly About those guys with the small little hats.
[00:03:21]  Oh!
[00:03:21]  So I'm gonna start, uh, not, what, what are you, do you, Shriners?
[00:03:27]  You think that's who he's talking about?
[00:03:29]  He's definitely not talking about Terrence K. Williams.
[00:03:31]  Because that's a giant hat.
[00:03:33]  So who has a tiny, tiny little, who has tiny hats?
[00:03:37]  I'm, I'm, yeah, probably the Shriners.
[00:03:38]  Those little guys with the tassels.
[00:03:40]  He's talking about the Munchkins from Munchkinland.
[00:03:42]  You're not allowed to criticize, oh, just because they're, they all died.
[00:03:46]  Not allowed to talk bad about... No, when he says tiny hats, it's unclear what he means, but the video does include a cut to a bunch of Jewish people in yarmulkes.
[00:03:59]  About, you know, four or five Jewish people wearing... Jewish, you know, men wearing yarmulkes.
[00:04:05]  Let's continue to listen to Jeff.
[00:04:07]  Wow.
[00:04:09]  Even... What's his name?
[00:04:12]  That... He's on Nickelodeon.
[00:04:15]  Nick Cannon.
[00:04:17]  He was kicked off because he talked about how those guys with the little hats aren't actually that word that you're not allowed to say.
[00:04:26]  Okay, I'm going to stop right there.
[00:04:29]  I love that.
[00:04:29]  You're not allowed to say that word.
[00:04:32]  It's the word you're not allowed to say because when I say it, it becomes a slur for some reason.
[00:04:37]  I don't remember what Nick Cannon said.
[00:04:40]  I remember he got in trouble for being anti-Semitic and it was bad.
[00:04:45]  Well, Jeff will explain, but I just love, even Nick Cannon, even Nick Cannon got in trouble for talking about the word that you can't say, which is Jew.
[00:04:55]  Nick Cannon?
[00:04:56]  Host of Wild N' Out?
[00:04:57]  Yeah.
[00:04:59]  I'm pretty sure he can say anything, and if he can't say it, what if he were to freestyle the word?
[00:05:03]  He probably still can't even do that.
[00:05:05]  Fuck.
[00:05:05]  Because then Jeff Berwick would do it too, if that was an option.