Minion Death Cult - God told me to do Jan. 6th (Preview)
Aired: 2022-06-20
Duration: 04:44


=== Coffey's Camera Gear (02:21) ===

[00:00:00]  It was late in the day.
[00:00:01]  Violence had broken out between protesters and police in hot spots on the Capitol grounds.
[00:00:06]  Coffey felt that he was needed.
[00:00:08]  He didn't necessarily look the part of a protester.
[00:00:11]  His backpack was full of camera gear.
[00:00:13]  He wore a cowboy hat and a camouflage hunting jacket.
[00:00:17]  Oh yeah.
[00:00:20]  Not like the protester.
[00:00:21]  So this is not Luke Coffey in the picture, right?
[00:00:24]  His backpack had camera equipment inside of it, Tony.
[00:00:27]  He stood out.
[00:00:28]  He was a sore thumb among this crowd.
[00:00:31]  Oh no, maybe, maybe.
[00:00:32]  I didn't want to talk about, but you know, right.
[00:00:34]  He didn't look like a January 6th protester.
[00:00:37]  I mean, if he, he does have a beard and is a chubby white man.
[00:00:42]  Um, so he's wearing a camouflage jacket and a cowboy hat, but his backpack had camera equipment inside of it.
[00:00:50]  And I actually heard some of it was a film.
[00:00:53]  I heard some of it was film.
[00:00:54]  I heard this guy shoots film.
[00:00:56]  People watching him walk by were like, go back to California, City Slicker, with your camera gear inside your backpack.
[00:01:04]  I see the bulge of the lens.
[00:01:05]  That's a Nikon lens in there, isn't it?
[00:01:08]  If it's not a lens, it's a bong.
[00:01:10]  Either way, get the hell out of here, Cowboy.
[00:01:12]  He wore a cowboy hat and a camouflage hunting jacket.
[00:01:20]  As a joke for a buddy, Coffey put on green face paint used for duck hunting.
[00:01:26]  What?
[00:01:29]  As a joke, totally separately.
[00:01:30]  I'm also a real jokester.
[00:01:31]  I don't know if you knew this.
[00:01:34]  But yeah, I had to put on the green paint on my face, totally coincidentally.
[00:01:38]  As a joke, I put my fingerprints all over the murder weapon.
[00:01:42]  It was a joke for a buddy.
[00:01:45]  Where is that guy anyway?
[00:01:46]  Where'd he go?
[00:01:47]  And honestly, my buddy's really thorough.
[00:01:49]  My buddy's like a really clever guy, so I figured I'd probably shoot the gun a couple times, get a little gunpowder on my hand, you know?
[00:01:56]  Um, so like, I'm just thorough cause you know.
[00:01:59]  It's a prank, it's a prank, it's a prank.
[00:02:03]  Maybe you didn't understand what I said.
[00:02:06]  Yeah.
[00:02:06]  What I said was, God told me to put on a hunting jacket and camouflage face paint and walk into a sea of protesters trying to run into the Capitol building.

=== He Was Grabbed By The Spirit (02:37) ===

[00:02:17]  God specifically told me to be funny if I put the paint on.
[00:02:20]  He said it'd be a good joke for my friend.
[00:02:22]  And then what?
[00:02:23]  Oh, what?
[00:02:24]  I died and wound up at the gates of hell?
[00:02:27]  I was like, no, it was a prank.
[00:02:28]  It was a prank.
[00:02:29]  Yeah, it's a prank, it's a prank, it's a prank.
[00:02:30]  Don't worry about it.
[00:02:32]  Okay, I felt the Holy Spirit saying, Luke, go up to the front and pray, he told the Epoch Times.
[00:02:38]  It was a long walk, but the trek seemed to pass in the blink of an eye.
[00:02:42]  Coffey saw scores of people looking at him intently with friendly expressions.
[00:02:46]  Some made eye contact and seemed to beckon him.
[00:02:50]  Paper scraps fell from above as he walked, twirling in the stiff breeze like ticker tape confetti.
[00:02:56]  He looked up, but Coffee could not see where the paper bits came from.
[00:03:00]  He grabbed one from midair.
[00:03:02]  On it was a quote from scripture.
[00:03:04]  He recalls feeling inspired by it.
[00:03:06]  He grabbed a second piece, another quote from the Bible.
[00:03:09]  Are these just shredded Bibles?
[00:03:13]  Like you should be concerned if you're like a, you know, man of the Lord.
[00:03:17]  Dude, that would be so sick.
[00:03:19]  You just like throwing Bibles into a shredder, like a threshing machine.
[00:03:25]  I just think every little thing is like a blessing though.
[00:03:27]  Everything is like an omen.
[00:03:28]  Yeah.
[00:03:29]  Oh, feet first into the wood chipper.
[00:03:33]  They were encouraging verses, he said.
[00:03:35]  I grabbed one and read it and then kept going and grabbed another.
[00:03:39]  It's what encouraged me to keep walking up to where I ended up.
[00:03:42]  It's wild how quickly I made it to that area by the terrace.
[00:03:46]  I love how none of them were like motivating enough to just walk past the next piece of paper.
[00:03:51]  Or motivating enough that he would, like, relay that verse?
[00:03:54]  Like, what Bible verse was it?
[00:03:55]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:03:56]  Which one made you, which one made you go do, uh, sedition?
[00:03:59]  Which one made you go do a federal crime, man?
[00:04:02]  I need to hear it.
[00:04:03]  It's a good one.
[00:04:04]  It's just a good one.
[00:04:05]  You know the one.
[00:04:06]  Oh, what if it's, like, one of the satanic verses?
[00:04:08]  Oh, that'd be hard.
[00:04:10]  Like, what if Glenn Danzig was up there and he was shredding his personal Bibles with all the extra books in them?
[00:04:18]  It was just Bible paper.
[00:04:19]  It wasn't Bible verses at all.
[00:04:23]  More convinced than ever that he was being divinely guided toward the massive crowd on the Lower West Terrace, Coffey approached his destination.
[00:04:30]  He began to see signs of chaos.
[00:04:32]  An injured man walked past.
[00:04:34]  He was bleeding, Coffey said, and I wanted to pray for him and wipe the blood off his face.
[00:04:39]  Having worked most of his career in television and film production, Coffey said the blood was fake.