Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content. This week white people freak out about reporting on the Buffalo Shooter's indictment, namely that race is mentioned at all lol Also, Christian Walker, the gay conservative son of Republican Senate candidate Herschel Walker tries to distance himself from the LGBTQ community with some uh interesting arguments.
Let's see what Christian Walker, his son, has to say.
Pride Month is starting, so I'd like to announce to everyone that I'm NOT GAY.
Okay?
Wait.
Okay.
So, okay.
Let's just say we don't know anything about Christian Walker.
So, Christian Walker's for sure not gay.
We know that much.
Okay.
Yeah.
Next sentence.
I'm attracted to men, but I refuse to identify with the rainbow cult.
Just for the record, Christian Walker, I believe, identifies as a man.
So we know a couple things.
Christian Walker is a man who's not gay, but is attracted to men.
So that's where we're at at this moment in reading this comment.
I refuse to identify with the rainbow cult.
I don't believe in indoctrinating children.
My whole identity isn't my sexuality.
That is kind of what an identity, you know, the shorthand, sexual identity, you know?
And I don't go to gay bars.
Don't call me gay.
Cue no effects.
Don't call me gay!
Don't call me gay!
Like, okay, what?
I like how that's... Like, no, you don't get it.
I'm not gay.
Like, I don't even go to gay bars.
This is like somebody bargaining with a bully.
Yeah.
Listen, alright?
I haven't worn a single rainbow, okay?
Ever, in my life.
Even as a child I hated them.
No, no.
This is just how my eyebrows are.
I've never been to a gay bar.
I have never been to a... I've never been... I think... He's mad young, right?
He, like, in college.
He goes to UCLA.
He's, like, fucking 20 years old.
He is, like, only as annoying as a 20-year-old can be.
Yeah, I don't think he even, like, barely can go to bars anyways.
Uh, I mean, if you're the son of Herschel Walker, you can get into a fucking bar.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I don't know, maybe not a gay bar.
Yeah, well... Also, yeah, maybe don't kuddle with Gay Park.
Like, you're pretty famous now.
Yeah, so he's like a TikTok star.
We're gonna hear, uh, not from his TikTok.
I'm not on TikTok.
Because, like Christian Walker, I don't believe in indoctrinating children.
Jesus Christ, how are you gonna talk about indoctrinating children and you're a fucking TikTok influencer?
Shut the fuck up.
But yeah, yeah, yeah.
So yeah, Christian Walker says he's not gay.
However, let's let's look at the the album art for his podcast, which is him laying on his tummy in the middle of the street with his fucking feet up behind him like he's on the phone in his bedroom with his special sweetheart.
It's like one of the clear one of the clear phones.
Yeah, the cable wired cable wrapped around his fingers.
Yeah.
He's twiddling it.
Come on, bro.
He might not be gay, but he's real curious.
It sucks that he's so cute.
He's such a cutie.
Like, he's a little cutie, but the second... I'm not going to give him the satisfaction of saying what he already knows he is.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
I mean, yeah, look at the profile pic.
Oh, the profile pic's good.
The shameless hand on the side of the head.
Oh, that trap peeking out of the collar.
Yeah, Christian knows what he's doing.
So Christian's podcast is called Uncancellable, which just rolls right off the tongue.
I wonder if he's sponsored by Cousin T's Pancakes, which are the only uncancellable pancakes as far as I know.
I would hope so.
I would hope so.
Maybe they can do like a protein one together.
And it's also funny because Uncancellable is like in a rainbow arc over his head, but it's white.
It's not rainbow colors, it's just white.
It's just white.
It looks good.
Uncancellable is an anti-woke, pro-common sense podcast focusing on bringing the fun back to pop culture.
Did we mention that he's black?
If the cops saw him, they would say he's black.
He would say he's a Republican.
Yeah, he would say he's an American, period.
He would say he's an American, period.
Okay, yeah.
This guy's for sure, like I said, the cops are not giving him a second to say he's not black.
He's not, I'm a Republican.
No, shut up.
You're black.
That's for sure.
We should mention that part too.
Yeah.
So yeah, this podcast, Uncancellable.
I wanted to listen to some of an episode, but I'll just read here.
Again, it's focusing on bringing the fun back to pop culture.
And yeah, the newest episode is called Pride is a Sin!
So, yeah, sounds fun.
Sounds really fun.
Sounds like a good time.
I mean, it's true.
It's one of the deadly sins.
Right.
Another headline, or another, sorry, episode title that stuck out to me from April 15th is, if you oppose Elon Musk, you're a racist.
And then the information.
What do you think he's gonna say, Tony?
Oh, I know exactly what he's gonna say!
And then you go to the show notes and it says, Dear Liberals, Elon Musk was born in Africa.
He's now an American.
Therefore, he's an African-American.
Your racism is showing and you need to check your privilege.
Why are you against what would be the first African-American owner of a big social media company?
So, it's pretty embarrassing.
Managed to do a joke after Terrence K. Williams did it.
Yeah, that's pretty... Do they follow each other?
Are they aware of each other?
Maybe.
I hope so.
He's a big Trump fan.
Yeah, he's a Trump guy, yeah.
I think they probably know about each other.
Yeah.
Yeah, because Terrence K. W... Terrence K. W... Terrence K. Williams only So let's listen to the episode, uh, Pride is a Sin, Exploring the Rainbow Cult.
Oh my god.
is late uh christian walker does it so let's listen to the episode uh pride is a sin exploring the rainbow cult oh my god i listened to this whole thing hi everybody and welcome back to uncancellable hide your kids hide Is that a... I think that's homophobic.
I think what he's doing right there.
I think that intro was kind of homophobic.
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't say it's homophobic, but he did make it very clear that he's not gay.
So this is not cool.
It's Pride Month and the rainbow won't leave us alone!
How old is that joke?
Goodness gracious!
It's too old for him to even know about it.
Yeah, you were like 10 when Hydra Kid's Hydra Wife happened.
That was back when they were songifying the news.
Yeah, someone's still doing that I hope.
I hope.
I hope the tradition carries on.
Hope you had the best, most wonderful, long Memorial Day weekend.
Hope you mourned our fallen soldiers who sacrificed for our great country, and I hope you're recharged!
I hope you had just the most wonderful period of mourning for our fallen soldiers.
