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Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes, and a new episdoe every week. This week we are concerned for Tom Macdonald, checking in on him after 4 weeks (?) of silence. Also, a good samaritan Walmart greeter goes viral for letting single mother shoplift diapers and formula, and facebook tries to arrest him on racketeering charges Finally, a dad owns the child-grooming Disney corporation by taking his daughters to Disneyworld but guess what he's wearing a cool shirt
I love the idea of just like, yeah this company's like trying to rape my kids but we already paid for the tickets so we're going to go spend two days in the epicenter of the child rape.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna take my daughters that I'm deathly afraid of being groomed by this company to the company headquarters for a, you know, all-inclusive package.
Doug, don't you know that once you're in those walls, you don't have control?
Imagine Havana Syndrome but times a billion.
It's like Disney now.
You're going to hand your kids over.
A dad caused quite a stir when he brought an AK-47 to the happiest place on earth, demanding to see the basement of Disneyland.
Um, what's funny is it hasn't gotten to this point yet, but yeah, the next logical step is somebody's going to bring a fucking gun to Disneyland.
And it's like, there actually is an under, there is like a subterranean city in Disneyland that all the workers use to access different parts of the park.
I'm surprised that hasn't become its own infographic yet.
What's wild though about Disney is it probably has happened a couple times, but they are so good about just like locking that stuff down.
Their little Disney police force is better than that.
Somebody probably has been shot inside of a Disneyland or Disney World and they just have Bugattis now?
Then they got an idea.
It involved a plain white t-shirt and a couple of sharpies.
I had to make a statement, Geffer said, so I went out and bought a t-shirt.
I put a couple things on the back and a couple things on the front and I wore it to the park.
Let me show you the back.
Oh, got their ass, fuck you!
That's right.
The back says, hello, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen.
Whoa, got you.
That's crazy.
This guy is so fucking canceled for using the gender terms.
He gendered like four times.
That's fucking, that's fucking fucked.
Cause the thing is, is that four times isn't clearly not enough times, is the problem.
Yeah, well it's plural each time so that should cover, I think, everybody.
I think so.
He went in and he performed his alpha masculine magic and gendered everybody in the park.
Yeah, yeah.
He slapped like pink and blue stickers on everybody.
Someone's gonna go in with a fucking gender announcement suicide vest and detonate it into the center of the park.
Giant pink poof.
It's gonna make the red mist except for it's gonna be the blue mist It's just gonna make purple.
Yeah, like fuck damn it That's the that's the gay color again.
They got me again.
Oh Man it see it's nice to be able to joke about this before it actually happens.
Yeah.
Yeah, these aren't gonna age Well, we all know this Yeah, the place you're bringing your fucking children to, man.
Yeah, yeah.
and girls ladies and gentlemen on the front he wrote walt not woke while he wasn't sure how people were going to respond geffers said he needed to do something to express how he felt about what was going on at the happiest place on earth yeah the place you're bringing your fucking children to man yeah yeah and your children's children and their friends on the first day geffers and the rest of his entourage went to disney's magic kingdom if you're According to Geffers, they hadn't even gotten into the park before he noticed people pointing, whispering, smiling, and making comments.
Walt, not woke, seemed to be the favorite.
I was very surprised, Geffers said, recalling how even the employees who were directing guests toward the entrance were commenting, saying, nice t-shirt and I like your shirt.
This is like that time I went to that millennial cafe where all the millennial leftists were huddled together and saying, fuck, it sucks how good of a job Trump is doing.
We can't ever let this get out.
God, he's crushing it.
We gotta keep it on lockdown.
I was walking through the park when I noticed Disney, they call them cast members, huddled together talking about what a great job Bob Geffers was doing with his t-shirt.
Yeah, they were like, whoa, have you seen this Bob Geffers?
Fucking killing it.
Once inside the park and throughout the day many people came up and wanted to take a picture with him.
No, I'm not Gaston.
I just have really good politics.
Saying, I have to send, okay, saying, I have to send this to my husband.
He didn't want me to come today.
Or, I'm going to send this to my buddy.
He's going to get a kick out of this.
Some people would just tap me on the shoulder and say, hey, thanks for wearing that shirt.
Or, I like your shirt.
He even made sure to get a picture of himself in the t-shirt with his daughters.
So this, this is like such a great example of conservative reactionary mindset.
You're like fucking just boiled into a froth over the idea that Disney is like doing sexual assault on your children, right?
But you don't really believe that.
You're still going to the fucking park.
You're still giving them hundreds, if not thousands of dollars.
But when you see a guy wearing a cheeky shirt, you're like, oh, I totally also believe that real thing we all believe.
