Minion Death Cult - Unions cause more deaths with their policies and lies than any flu ever could
Aired: 2021-10-25
Duration: 03:34


=== Wanting More Than Money (03:05) ===

[00:00:00]  Breitbart did have an article here about the John Deere strike.
[00:00:04]  First of all, I have a response from my UPS Facebook group, which, you know, somebody shared the article about them wanting a pay increase about these workers.
[00:00:18]  And Candace Cleveland says a pay increase only means that you would be taxed more by the government.
[00:00:24]  No thanks.
[00:00:25]  I'm good.
[00:00:26]  But seriously though, I wouldn't mind getting the holiday turkey back.
[00:00:30]  They stopped that years ago, but it always helped around the holiday.
[00:00:35]  This person is clearly a business owner.
[00:00:38]  This is ridiculous.
[00:00:44]  You know why I don't like making money?
[00:00:45]  I don't like to make money because they tax me.
[00:00:49]  So I just don't make any.
[00:00:52]  Also, bring back the ham!
[00:00:55]  Yeah.
[00:00:57]  See that's funny because I think they are a UPS worker because we did used to get, I think I've told this story on the show before, we used to get a turkey for Thanksgiving and a turkey for Christmas and then it became a turkey gift certificate so you could get turkey, $15 worth of turkey products at a grocery store and then it was just nothing.
[00:01:19]  That was never in the contract though.
[00:01:21]  That's like, you know, everything else, all the pay and our treatment and our benefits, that's all contractual.
[00:01:26]  You know, it's, the company used to go above in small, very, very small ways.
[00:01:32]  Of course, the contract now, definitely not.
[00:01:37]  I love this though.
[00:01:37]  Yeah, no.
[00:01:38]  A pay raise?
[00:01:39]  Nah.
[00:01:40]  I mean, maybe some people like that.
[00:01:42]  Not me.
[00:01:42]  Not me.
[00:01:43]  I'm different.
[00:01:44]  I like to earn mine, honestly.
[00:01:48]  How about you let me work longer hours?
[00:01:51]  I'll earn it.
[00:01:52]  I'll take that $2 an hour raise, but what I want you to give me is I want you to give me a penny from it each day over the course so I can learn how to do more with less.
[00:02:06]  Yeah.
[00:02:07]  And don't worry, I'm going to match that penny.
[00:02:10]  Every day too, because I'm also going to be saving pennies.
[00:02:14]  Just how fucking stupid are you?
[00:02:16]  It's like, you're like Homer Simpson.
[00:02:18]  And it's like, I don't want the money, I want the turkey.
[00:02:21]  Yeah.
[00:02:22]  And it's like, I'm just going to buy a turkey with it anyways.
[00:02:25]  A $2 an hour raise could buy many turkeys.
[00:02:31]  Explain!
[00:02:33]  Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
[00:02:37]  Actually, I used to sell my turkey, is the whole thing.
[00:02:40]  I used to sell my turkey at a pretty high price.
[00:02:44]  I used to actually take my turkey, and then I would take my turkey and make sandwiches out of the turkey, and then sell those sandwiches.

=== Turkey Standard Revival (00:44) ===

[00:02:51]  You gotta cut it up, you know?
[00:02:54]  Me, you chop it up.
[00:02:56]  You lace it with some soy and tofu.
[00:02:58]  Yeah.
[00:02:59]  Sprinkle an MSG on it?
[00:03:00]  Get a step on it.
[00:03:01]  Yeah, you gotta cut it.
[00:03:03]  Yeah.
[00:03:04]  Not me.
[00:03:05]  I take my turkey straight to the backyard where I bury it so the government can't get their greedy little hands on it.
[00:03:13]  You have a mattress stuffed full of turkeys?
[00:03:15]  What the hell is that smell?
[00:03:19]  One day we're gonna get this country back on track.
[00:03:24]  And we will revive the turkey standard.
[00:03:27]  Turkey-backed currency, and then we'll see who's smelly.
[00:03:31]  It won't be me.