I would've taken a bullet for both Biggie and Tupac (clip)
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We leave you tonight with a demonstration of the perfect mic drop.
Police Constable Amy Oliver can now add MC to her title after she delivered a freestyle rap at a gathering outside Toronto.
One that floored the crowd.
CTV's John of Outer Valley Row with more on a fast-talking cop flipping the script on community policing.
It's become a thing in Greater Toronto, a weekly event called Strata that brings together car lovers showing off their souped-up rides and drawing a young crowd, often not so thrilled to see the police there, keeping watch.
And I was just there to, you know, You should be, it's supposed to be insulting.
Yeah, that's what we're going for.
You should be.
It's supposed to be insulting.
Yeah, that's what we're going for.
This fucking guy.
*laughs* Completely unrehearsed.
On the fly?
They were surprised.
They did not see that coming.
The line was, uh, I don't know, I'm a cop from the region of York.
People call me pig, but what's wrong with pork?
Oh, I'll tell you what's wrong with pork, actually.
See, pork is the white man's devil.
Pork has only been introduced into our diets, into our culture, and has been forced down our throats.
And all it's really doing is, you know, it's increasing our cholesterol and slowing us down, you know?
It's making us clogging up our mind, you know, with that devilish fat.
That's what's wrong with pork.
And it's hooded.
That guy sounds so cool, but he's so not.
He sucks.
I'm real.
I'm real.
I rest those who killed.
And those gathered immediately warmed up to the officer.
It was touching.
I'll admit it.
I mean, it was touching.
It was very positive.
There was a high school competition.
That guy sounds so cool, but he's so not.
He sucks.
God, I'm telling you, if I could just have the confidence of a white woman for just a day...
Just one day.
You and I are never working again.
Hell yeah.
None of our friends either.
I will come out.
The way that those last bars that she hit were so... Man, she punched it.
She really punched it in.
Just incredible.
I love that guy who sounds like the dad from The Witch.
Oh yeah.
That's exactly it.
Yep, yep.
She really surprised me there.
I thought I would leave the trappings of this modern world behind.
And yet here it is in my face.
And actually it's quite good.
I thought maybe she was the reason for the missing babe.
But no, clearly she's got skills.
just for fun.
Oliver first started rapping when she was 14 and never imagined it would help with policing.
I would see my life on the line for you, black or not.
I would have...
She also wasn't sure how her bosses would react.
My reaction was fabulous.
The message and the relationships she was building with the community.
I would have taken a bullet before you get too far.
It doesn't...
Like, she's not even rapping at some point.
When she says, she says something about help you out whether you're black or not, and the whole crowd is all, I fucking lose my mind.
Fuck everybody in that crowd.
Like, what?
She just said, I do my job.
That's all she said.
Like, she didn't say anything cool.
And then, oh my god, the Biggie Tupac line.
Just fucking incredible.
So, she's from Toronto or Ontario or something.
I mean, like, so everybody's just like comparing her to, like, Drake, I guess.
And they're like, oh shit.
Hey, she turned the sticks upside down today.
She really did.
I would have taken a bullet for both Biggie and Tupac and then something something hickory dickory doc.
Holy fucking shit.
That's actually an homage to what we've talked about here many times, the Rock and Roll Mother Goose.
