Minion Death Cult - I'm The Vax Man (clip)
Aired: 2021-08-05
Duration: 01:52


=== Phil's Pro-Vaccine Parody (01:52) ===

[00:00:00]  He's on breathing assistance but is not on a ventilator.
[00:00:03]  So yeah, that's changed.
[00:00:04]  He is on a ventilator now.
[00:00:06]  Phil would like for his listeners to know that while he has never been an, quote, anti-vaxxer, he regrets not being more vehemently pro-vaccine and looks forward...
[00:00:16]  To being able to more vigorously advocate that position as soon as he's back on the air, which we all hope will be so.
[00:00:22]  So you know he's dying.
[00:00:24]  Like, he's literally dying if his family's like, oh, he can't wait to be a pro-vaccine.
[00:00:31]  As soon as he can talk again, as soon as he doesn't have a tube down his throat, he's definitely gonna be pro-vaccine.
[00:00:37]  He's gonna have a whole special on how great the vaccine is.
[00:00:41]  Why don't they just give him the vaccine now?
[00:00:45]  The reason I like this Scoop Nashville article so much is because it provides a link to something that's very important.
[00:00:54]  Yes.
[00:00:57]  It says on June 20th, so a little over a month ago, and about, what, 20 days before he got the coronavirus, Phil Valentine, who was unvaccinated, released this parody song called Vax Man.
[00:01:15]  Which is a song parody of Taxman by the Beatles and it's credited to Phil Valentine and the heartthrobs.
[00:01:28]  I'm assuming those heartthrobs are related to his irregular heart rate and a-fib.
[00:01:35]  That's it, yeah.
[00:01:36]  Let's go ahead and listen to Phil Valentine and the Heartthrobs' song parody of Taxman by the Beatles, once again written and released 20 days before he became hospitalized with the coronavirus.