We're storming the Capitol! It's a revolution! (clip)
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Jan. 7, 2021 - Minion Death Cult
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| It's funny that they're like, this is suspicious that the cops didn't just murder all their fellow right-wing Trump fanatics. | |
| Something must, something must be actually going on. | |
| And no, it's not that, uh, you know, their, their political, uh, alignment, their cultural alignment, uh, is actually pretty close to, to the Trump supporters. | |
| Uh, no, it's that they were actually playing 3D chess by giving us what we wanted. | |
| Yep. | |
| It's like one of the many parables where you got what you wanted but then you realize that you were actually happy the whole time. | |
| It's a monkey's paw wish where you wish for your heart's desire and then everybody sees what your heart's desire is and they laugh at you. | |
| They like cringe. | |
| They cringe because you wanted like a two-story trampoline or something. | |
| Damn, it was for this? | |
| Wait, you know you're an adult. | |
| You can just go buy bunk beds. | |
| You know there wasn't even like a- You can just have those. | |
| You know there wasn't even like a limit on wishing for more wishes? | |
| Like, you could have done that. | |
| You could have- You didn't even try like a loophole? | |
| I mean, come on. | |
| Uh, and then somebody responded, 100%. | |
| There is no way they could have entered the Capitol Building unless it was allowed. | |
| And again, just like, imagine seeing direct action, not only just inaction, but working, like not maybe working for your political goals, but working in the sense that you overwhelmed your opposition. | |
| Yes. | |
| Imagine seeing that working and then describing it as like a, as some sort of conspiracy to allow it to work. | |
| Not even like having a concept of what like a mass action is which is an overwhelming force you like that's the idea behind these things is that they are nothing is allowed or not allowed you can just either do it or not do it. | |
| Like, that's it. | |
| We can't apply rules of protest just to the opposition. | |
| If I was part of this, if this was my objective, I would have still considered today a success, as a lot of them maybe should. | |
| Right, but it's like, they're thinking of this like a video game. | |
| How did they break the game? | |
| How did they get this crack in here? | |
| Did they use a tool-assisted run at the Capitol building? | |
| How did they do this? | |
| No, something else was going on. | |
| This was allowed. | |
| It's fishy. | |
| That's just how politics works. | |
| And you did it! | |
| You did it and you still don't understand that that's how it works. | |
| Amazing to me. | |
| So amazing. | |
| Yeah, just take the win, yo! |
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