Minion Death Cult - Our President Liked The Minion (Kanye - Jesus Is King) (Clip)
Aired: 2019-11-01
Duration: 05:03


=== Trump's Virile Triumph (04:25) ===

[00:00:01]  R. Lee says, second screenshot, second comment in this screenshot.
[00:00:10]  Then they went back inside, so talking about Donald Trump.
[00:00:15]  Yep.
[00:00:16]  Then they went back inside where Melania slipped into something more comfortable and then DJT nailed the hell out of her.
[00:00:24]  Damn, I love me some Trump.
[00:00:26]  MAGA!
[00:00:28]  Like...
[00:00:29]  How?
[00:00:30]  Like, no one talks about Trump fucking.
[00:00:32]  Like, that's, like, not a thing people talk about.
[00:00:34]  Or they shouldn't talk about.
[00:00:35]  Like, they should talk about it because of other, I guess, strong points.
[00:00:38]  But, like, Trump fucking is, like, not something that...
[00:00:45]  You think he has the ability to like nail the shit out of anything?
[00:00:48]  I think he definitely has sex with her.
[00:00:50]  I think he likes sex a lot because he's a dude.
[00:00:54]  I think he probably like probably like makes out with her a little bit and then he like unhooks her bra with one hand or he starts to and And then he says, this is taking too long.
[00:01:10]  And then he bites the bra off with his teeth.
[00:01:13]  Yeah.
[00:01:14]  And rips it off.
[00:01:16]  And then he throws it up into the air and it lands on the set.
[00:01:20]  Like he throws it with his teeth up into the air.
[00:01:23]  And then it lands on the stuffy butler's head.
[00:01:27]  Yeah.
[00:01:30]  He goes, well done, sir.
[00:01:34]  And then he excuses himself from the room.
[00:01:36]  That's his cue.
[00:01:38]  I also just like that in this scenario, Melania still had to change clothes.
[00:01:44]  Like, she wasn't wearing anything Halloween-y.
[00:01:47]  She wasn't wearing a costume.
[00:01:48]  But she still had to, like, go slip into something more comfortable.
[00:01:51]  And then, then he could nail her.
[00:01:53]  That's what hot ladies do before they have sex.
[00:01:57]  They slip into something more comfortable.
[00:01:59]  Um, and then, and then they do it.
[00:02:02]  With our president.
[00:02:03]  Yeah, totally.
[00:02:05]  Like, who, who even says nailed, like, nailed for sex anymore?
[00:02:11]  Like, that's so, like, This comment is so fucked.
[00:02:18]  I want to use that.
[00:02:21]  We should probably, like, nail each other.
[00:02:23]  Yeah.
[00:02:24]  Sorry, what?
[00:02:25]  We should, huh?
[00:02:27]  I'm gonna nail you hard.
[00:02:29]  If somebody says, I'm gonna nail the hell out of you, keep an eye out for a crucifix.
[00:02:36]  Yeah.
[00:02:37]  Yeah.
[00:02:38]  Cause they think you're a vampire and they're going to spike you.
[00:02:41]  Um, yeah.
[00:02:44]  So this is just really cool thing.
[00:02:45]  No, you were saying like, nobody talks about Trump having sex or whatever.
[00:02:50]  Like these people do because Melania is like, Melania is used as evidence of Trump's prowess.
[00:03:03]  She is a staple in these right-wing boomer memes.
[00:03:07]  She's proof that he is, in fact, a virile man.
[00:03:10]  Yeah, look at Melania compared to Hillary.
[00:03:13]  Now tell me who's the better man.
[00:03:14]  Well, see, the thing is, look at Bill next to Melania and tell me who's the better person.
[00:03:22]  I guess he still wins.
[00:03:23]  I think Milani has probably had much less direct... Yeah, Milani is the better person for sure.
[00:03:33]  Yeah, undoubtedly.
[00:03:33]  She married an awful person and is complicit in his awfulness, but she has nowhere near the blood on her hands as Bill Clinton.
[00:03:43]  I mean, obviously.
[00:03:44]  Or Hillary Clinton.
[00:03:45]  Yeah.
[00:03:48]  Yeah, so no, you have to talk about Trump being just like a fuck machine.
[00:03:54]  He's just swinging dick around the White House because he's married to Melania.
[00:04:01]  Why would you be married to Melania if you didn't like plow that every night, you know?
[00:04:06]  Yeah.
[00:04:06]  It doesn't make sense.
[00:04:07]  What a waste.
[00:04:08]  What a waste of a hottie.

=== Minion Costumes and Candy Bars (00:51) ===

[00:04:11]  And so I'm just looking at this comment and I'm like, this is really weird, like fantasizing about your president, like fucking his wife and like, I dunno, gaining some sort of glory from it or whatever.
[00:04:22]  And I realized, no, this is the minion thing again.
[00:04:26]  Yep.
[00:04:27]  This guy, R. Lee, is the child in the Minion costume watching Trump fuck Melania.
[00:04:36]  And like cheering him on.
[00:04:37]  Cheering on daddy and mommy with a candy bar slipping off his head.
[00:04:45]  Talking about how cool it is that they're having sex.
[00:04:48]  See, he's allowed to shame me because he fucks.
[00:04:52]  Yeah, I mean, you fucking doesn't even, like, enter the equation.
[00:04:56]  Like, it's beyond comprehension.
[00:04:58]  Like, you're just lucky that, hey, my president and first lady are so fucking hot.