Jeff Foxworthy is the White Chris Rock (clip)
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July 18, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
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| Okay, creme de la creme here. | |
| We're gonna peak in the middle of this episode, I think, because we have the best comment of my whole fucking life here. | |
| Oh my god, yeah. | |
| So this was in the Hill comment section, but it sounds like it's in no comment section anywhere because this comment thread couldn't possibly exist. | |
| I'm really happy you're reading it because I can't read it. | |
| I don't think I'm allowed to read it. | |
| No, you're not allowed to read it. | |
| So, I almost didn't see this comment because this Hill comment section was so fucking boring. | |
| And it's the, uh... I can't remember what comment platform they use. | |
| It's like, it's the very common one that's like, you know, in Fox News. | |
| It doesn't have the blue star next to it, but it's where the comments are collapsible and all that happens is everybody just replies to the top comment. | |
| Yeah, the, you can't, it's all, it's all, the thread isn't within one comment, so it looks like there's one comment, but there's 200 replies. | |
| Well, and it's just, it's all based on whatever, uh, topic that first person brought up. | |
| Yep. | |
| And then subtopics, and subtopics, and it's all fucking nonsense. | |
| In these comment sections, it's like, Go away, troll. | |
| No, you are the one who is the troll. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| Your comment history begs to differ. | |
| Oh, you look at my comment history, just the thing a troll would do. | |
| Like, it's absolute brain-melting nonsense. | |
| And so you have to collapse the top comment and then click see more comments 10 times to see the actual second comment because it's still just loading comments within that first comment thread. | |
| Anyway, I'm glad I found this one. | |
| Somebody called Lindsey Graham a redneck. | |
| Somebody said, if, uh, you might be a redneck if the only gay person you know is named Lindsey Graham. | |
| Something like that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Lots of gay jokes, lots of homophobic jokes in this comment section. | |
| So, 337nonames said that about Lindsey Graham. | |
| HW Mann replies, Redneck is a racist epithet. | |
| Racism is racism. | |
| If you're white, you're the white equivalent of an Uncle Tom. | |
| Because 337 defended himself saying, I am a redneck, so it's not racist. | |
| He literally did the whole I can say it thing. | |
| And then HW Mann said, well then you're an Uncle Jethro if you're saying it. | |
| So Jeff Foxworthy is a racist? | |
| If you're white, you're the white equivalent of an Uncle Tom. | |
| 337 no name replies. | |
| So Jeff Foxworthy is a racist? | |
| LMAO at that. | |
| And then H.W. Matthews. | |
| Mann comes back with, Jeff Foxworthy is the Chris Rock of white comics. | |
| And just as Rock abandoned his N-word routine, so too Foxworthy will drop his R-word routine. | |
| Do you remember the Chris Rock N-word routine? | |
| Yeah, it went a little something like this. | |
| This is when you find out I have that routine memorized for some reason. | |
| He's like, if you get pulled over by a honk cop and you feel for your life, you might be a nigga! | |
| Was that a really, was that a decent Chris Rock? | |
| That was good. | |
| Cool, cool, cool, cool. | |
| Yeah, we can all do it by the way. | |
| If the only musical instrument you have in your house is a Billy Big Mouth bass, you might be an oppressed minority. | |
| If you don't own any white t-shirts, but you only own accidental tie-dye t-shirts, you might be deserving of reparations. | |
| Jeff Foxworthy is the white Chris Rock, is something I never thought we would ever get on this show, but I mean, in the universe, I never thought we would get that. | |
| I'm really happy that they said that Jeff Foxworth is the white Chris Rock and didn't say that some white comic, like Ralphie, didn't say Ralphie is the Chris Rock. | |
| Ralphie Mae? | |
| Is that what you're talking about? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Someone who just sounds vaguely black. | |
| I'm happy they didn't say that's who it was. | |
| And also, I'm not saying that... | |
| Jeff Foxworthy is not a racist. | |
| We're not saying that. | |
| I'm just saying this is not what makes him that. | |
| I would not be shocked if Jeff Foxworthy was a racist. | |
| That would not blow my mind. | |
| This is insane. | |
| It's amazing. | |
| And it's confusing too. | |
| It's so confusing. | |
| Because... | |
| The idea that we are going to look back on Jeff Foxworthy using the R-word as problematic And something that Jeff Foxworthy is going to have to apologize for at some point? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Is amazing. | |
| The fact that we're calling it the R-word here? | |
| That's the R-word? | |
| I bet you a million dollars H.W. | |
| Mann uses retard regularly, but redneck is the R-word. | |
| Also, probably the most, maybe not the most, but just like analyzing this mindset here. | |
| So, cracker, whatever, honky, oh this is racism, this is the same thing as saying the n-word or whatever, that's a common idea, right? | |
| But the whole point of saying that, the whole point of making that comparison, isn't to say, you're not allowed to call me a cracker. | |
| You're not allowed to say the R word. | |
| That's not the point of that argument. | |
| Because they know it's never going to happen. | |
| They know nobody gives a shit enough to socially stigmatize the word redneck or cracker enough to ever make that happen. |
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