Go doggie you are my hero. (feat. Jack Allison)
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May 15, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
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| Yeah, so this week we are returning to familiar territory for the show. | |
| We are returning to... I still haven't wrapped my mind around this phenomenon, why it occurs so frequently among this ideology. | |
| There might just not be anything really there to wrap your mind around. | |
| We're talking about how funny it is when animals attack Muslims. | |
| Right. | |
| There's something that brings out the inner child in these right-wing maniacs that produces some of the silliest reactions to, um, this week, what is arguably much, much more horrific than like getting a bee to sting your butt, which was what we talked about a few weeks back, but it's definitely in the same realm. | |
| I don't know if you have any opinions on this, Tony. | |
| Is it just so silly? | |
| Is that just what it is? | |
| Well, it's the same thing again. | |
| We definitely knew that this... If they know one thing about this dog, it's that this dog is Republican and this dog cares about America first. | |
| Yeah, this dog was not a Democrat. | |
| So this is a common thing on conservative Facebook pages is that they celebrate when a Muslim person, when a member of the animal kingdom is racist to a Muslim person. | |
| This is a common thing. | |
| I've never seen this before. | |
| I think I just figured it out. | |
| It proves that it's natural. | |
| It proves that it's a natural feeling to have. | |
| And I'm saying that as a joke, but that's actually an argument that was made in this comment section. | |
| Let me read the post real quick. | |
| So this is Cheryl Cohen, who is a rising star in my Facebook groups. | |
| Like 100% Cheryl Cohen was bought by some Macedonian teenagers because she has posts, she has an account that dates back to 2011, but she posts the same exact link with the same exact caption in like 12 of my groups three times a day. | |
| And it's the same, uh, it's the same website that she's posting from. | |
| And there's a few people who have posted this exact article. | |
| Okay. | |
| So the, the article is, uh, from a website called the Israel Wire, which is not to be confused with the Daily Wire. | |
| Uh, Ben Shapiro is Jewish, but this is a different website. | |
| Muslim migrant kicks a dog in Spain. | |
| Dog retaliates by nearly ripping his genitals off. | |
| And the thumbnail image for this link shows a split screen between a vicious barking German Shepherd that is literally foaming at the mouth and what looks to be a man of Middle Eastern descent in the other frame, either in pain or, I don't know, spiritual rapture. | |
| It's just a close-up on his face with his eyes closed and mouth open. | |
| But he's clearly meant to be having his peepee bitten by the dog. | |
| The implication there is that the dog is just currently locked on to his dick and balls. | |
| And we're seeing this end media res with him currently in pain from the dog who knows that he's a Muslim. | |
| And they got the dog on the left pain pointing the right way at the Muslim in the right pain. | |
| So that's just good editing, you know? | |
| Yeah, even like the eye angles going straight to the dong. | |
| Yeah, this is just good SEO is what it is. | |
| I mean it really is. | |
| It's got 2.6 thousand likes, 422 shares, and this is just one post. | |
| I've literally seen this post I don't know, 25 times in the last three months and each time it's posted it gets at least a thousand reactions. | |
| Wow. | |
| So people really like when dogs attack Muslims. | |
| A whole new subgenre I had no idea about. | |
| Yeah and it's definitely like They were making the argument in the comments section that dogs can sense the evil in Muslims. | |
| That wasn't a joke. | |
| That wasn't like, oh they don't like them just like we don't like them. | |
| It was dogs have an uncanny sense of right and wrong and when something is wrong they bite it. |
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