It's a spooky halloween edition of Minion Death Cult where we cover business as usual in America with multiple far right attacks on politicians and jewish worshippers. The right wing has no answer to the real-life version of their murderous, conspiracy-minded online culture, as one of their own is caught after sending bombs to right wing boogeymen like Hillary Clinton and George Soros. Takes range from: "Soros did the bombs to himself," "if he were a real republican, these bombs would've worked," and "we don't want these politicians bombed, we want them secretly executed." Also, the far-right ideology behind the antisemitic mass shooter is more mainstream than liberals want to admit. Finally, Megyn Kelly gets fired from NBC for saying blackface is cool and good. Watch the show at youtube.com/miniondeathcult support the show at patreon.com/miniondeathcult
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Spooky stuff.
Spooky stuff.
Happy Halloween, everyone.
In honor of the holiday, in honor of the time of year where the veil between reality and unreality begins to become threadbare and permeable, we are talking about especially spooky topics today, including white scream-assist scarerism.
And fright wing acts of boogatry.
Spooky stuff, folks.
A lot of stuff to talk about today.
Horrifying.
Horrifying stuff.
Nightmarish.
It's not even scarily funny.
It just sucks.
None of this is happening by some entity that can't be murdered or can't kill you in your dreams or anything like that.
There's no claws involved.
Just real?
Uh, yeah.
I think we'd probably be better off if there were some sort of like supernatural killer that broke through the, the, the veils between our realities.
It'd probably still be better than our current situation.
Yeah.
Like what if we can blame these things on the fact that like, what if these things happen because the perpetrators, um, just ate the heart of a recently exploded murderer?
Like in Jason.
Oh, is that what happened in Jason?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, that would explain a lot, I think.
So today we're talking about, of course, the MAGA Bomber, or as I am going to try to brand him, the Minion Bomber.
This dude is a straight-up minion, straight-up member of Minion Death Cult.
Pretty much an honorary leader, like a figurehead of sorts.
Also, not even an honorary member, but a legit member of Rides of Infowars.
Yeah.
Like, if you're familiar with that group on Facebook and Reddit, like, his van was probably featured earlier this year?
Or last year?
Yeah.
It's been there.
It's not a secret.
So, to do this episode, uh, yeah, first we're going to be talking about the MAGA Bomber.
Then we'll be talking about the shooting at the synagogue.
And then we'll be talking about something much more light-hearted, which is Megyn Kelly's firing from MSNBC.
But I want to do these bomb threats on a sort of timeline, because...
The developments weren't themselves interesting, but the reactions to the developments were very interesting.
And I was able to sort of experience them in real time.
Yes.
And I want to just start off by doing some extreme naval gazing and pulling up the Minion Death Cult Twitter feed.
So, the first thing I heard about these bomb threats Was George Soros.
That was the first one I heard of, yeah.
George Soros getting a suspicious package delivered to him.
And the reaction to this was just, A, because like, George Soros is only a minion thing.
Yeah, no one else cares or knows about him.
And I know this because I've asked a million people this week.
And the response to this, I just have an example here.
The response to an explosive device has been proactively detonated after it was found near the Westchester home of George Soros.
One of the top responses says on Twitter says 95% chance it was planted by an Antifa member at the order of George Soros.
And then, right under that, that has 47 likes, right under that, Soros Sharded says, yup, this was done to shut down the anti-Soros talk.
Too many legit people have been talking about Soros.
Too many legit people such as Soros Sharded.
You know, the real ones.
The people we can really count on.
And then juxtaposed next to this is just like literally any post.
This is what we posted on our Twitter.
Juxtaposed next to this is literally just any post about George Soros I see in any QAnon Facebook group or any Deplorables Facebook group.
Somebody posted an article from the New York Times in QAnon, follow the white rabbit, the headline to this article from the New York Times says, George Soros bet big on liberal democracy.
Now he fears he is losing.
And, uh, Melanie shared this link and said, He should fear more than this!
He should be more scared than losing.
And this was prior to the bomb being delivered to George Soros' house.
So, I tweeted these two images together on the MinionDeathCult Twitter with the caption, Somebody tried to kill that guy we all want to kill?
Oh, he probably paid Antifa to do it.
Yep.
The last, the hashtags are very important, though.
Hashtag Soros, hashtag QAnon.
Yes.
And this became the most successful tweet in Minion Death Cult history.
Yep.
It has, I think, about 50 likes at this point, and 20-something retweets, upwards of that, 30 retweets, which is putting up big numbers for us.
Yeah, I was taken back from it.
I was like, wow, we're really doing it here.
By the way, go follow us on Twitter, at MinionDeathCult.
Support us there, please.
But, um, yeah.
Guess who retweeted it?
Guess who liked it?
Only QAnon people.
That's it.
Only QAnon.
Like, I mean, we have, you know, some of our followers.
Shoutout to a few of our followers.
Yeah, real ones now.
Yeah, but, no.
The overwhelming majority of the likes and tweets are QAnon people and Deplorables people.
Who just didn't understand what I was tweeting.
Like, this wasn't a gotcha.
Like, this wasn't a sarcastic, like, troll of the MAGA people.
This was just like, no, look at this blatant denial.
And they didn't get it.
They were like, yeah, no, he paid Antifa.
I love this tweet.
They didn't realize that you were doing the juxtaposition of photos, of pictures.
They were like, yeah, he should fear more than this.
They should fear a real bomb.
Yeah, so I love that it's just like...
We talk about killing this guy all the time.
Yeah.
We talk about hanging this guy for treason, and somebody finally, like, does a half-assed attempt at it.
Oh, it was probably himself.
Yeah.
We've done countless.
They will talk about killing him when it has nothing to do with him.
It could be something far off, not even related to politics at all, even.
Yeah.
And there will be a comment that's like, but we also need to kill George Soros.
This is like, I maintain that Trayvon Martin shot himself.
Yeah, people do that.
So that was the first instance.
And then I saw this other post in the deplorables.
Did the fake bombs depress or increase your desire to vote Republican?
And it says 114 like, laugh, loves.
227 comments.
The highlighted comment says, it's from Regina McWilliams Reppert, and it just says red.
She's talking about the color of her hair.
But also the wave that we're going to experience.
Yeah, also the wave that's coming in, like her hair.
I love just like, red.
Just like, 227 comments of... Republican!
Yep.
Loud and proud.
We're here and we're red.
Walk away!
Just yeah.
So, seeing somebody bomb the people you hate, like...
Try to bomb the people you hate, at least.
Like, we're not gonna let that stop us!
Yeah.
What?
They're almost like... I don't even have to... We have enough support that we have people that really mean it.
We may as well vote for it too, I guess?
Yeah, totally.
That's a weird train of thought.
Well, it's, you know, it's, uh... Diverse tactics.
You know?
You gotta explore all your options.
Yeah.
So while I was watching the live video of the bomber being arrested on Fox News' Facebook page I just saw so many good comments but one of them stood out to me in particular which is from Stan and Inga Williams Joint account, red flag?
Joint account, red wave, red flag.
Says, none exploded.
So meaning, you know, the bombs.
None of them exploded.
A Republican did not build that.
Yep.
We all know Republicans don't know how to build bombs properly.
We would never do this.
This is so good.
It just harkens back to a simpler time of the best president of all time saying, Let me be clear.
You didn't build that.
Yep.
Republicans.
You didn't do that.
Which I think is referring to the fact that like these bombs were sent through the post office, which we all know is like a large government organization set up by globalist liberals.
And so this Republican, this right winger could have never done it without the help of public funding.
Which is of course what Obama was referring to when he said you didn't build the roads around your business.
You know, you didn't build the post office.
So yeah, he had help from the liberals in bombing George Soros.
They're not alone here.
This is an across the aisle effort here.
Yeah, bipartisan effort.
Yeah.
And then here we get it.
On Fox News comment section, Norah Miller, 52 likes, says, No one on the right wants anyone blown up.
We want them in Gitmo.
Fuck.
We don't want a quick painless death.
We want a slow, arduous, brutal torture.
Yeah.
So, I mean, A, we should say this wasn't our previous comment.
Stan and Inga Williams, a Republican did not build that.
That's the overwhelming consensus.
That's the overwhelming consensus.
These are fake bombs by Democrats.
Before it even came out that the dude was a MAGA, an insane MAGA person.
Well, I mean, why would they want to give this person the death of a hero?
Like, all my heroes are blown up.
Um, yeah, no, it's just funny because it's like, We don't want him blown up.
We want him extra judiciously renditioned to a black site where he can be held without trial and then hung and executed.
We don't want him blown up.
No.
And like what if the bomb doesn't kill him?
What if he just gets like horrifically disfigured and then we just use images of him living a normal life and tout him as a hero instead?
Yeah, and then he becomes, like, the new face of Nike.
Yeah, what if, yeah.
And then, like, people on the right have to be like, oh, goddammit, he's a combat-wounded veteran in this meme war, so we have to respect him.
It's gonna work against them.
Yeah.
No, it's just, I mean, this is the right wing.
Like, this is the number one train of thought around these bomb threats, these bombing attacks.
A, it's fake.
Yeah.
B, if it were real, uh, it would be too, too good for him.
Yep.
Yep.
That's, that's, that's it.
If a Republican built this bomb, there would be no evidence of the bomb.
There'd be nothing.
No, there'd be no source to speak of.
It would have done the job.
Yeah.
I also like the Republican did not build that.
Yeah.
Just totally identifying with The villain here.
No, a Republican would have built a good bomb.
A Republican would have been a competent terrorist.
Listen, I'm a Republican and I build great bombs.
We all do.
I mean, do you think the people at Lockheed are liberals?
True, true, true.
Santa Cruz Celeste So I think that's a joint account for a couple Santa and Cruz Says The FBI has not even given an explanation from the Las Vegas shooting yet.
They catch this guy in days Crying laughing.
Yeah What the fuck like so We have to explain the Las Vegas shooting?
Catching him wasn't enough.
You have to give a reason behind it.
Yeah, you have to finish your Las Vegas shooting before you can eat the Soros bombing.
Two more bites of the Las Vegas shooting.
You can't have any bombers unless you finish your shooters.
It's so stupid.
What do you want to say?
Yeah, it turns out that the Las Vegas shooter was also a white guy with guns.
Turns out he was mad.
He was too mad to live.
Turns out.
Yeah.
And also, like, they have to explain.
How come they haven't explained, like, beyond reasonable doubt, why the Las Vegas shooting happened?
And...
But they can catch this guy.
No mention of explaining why this guy did it, even though, you know, one look at his van and Facebook feed and Twitter feed is obvious.
Yeah, two different things.
Two different things.
I also love just the, yeah!
Crying, laughing face.
Yeah!
I think it's shorthand for, yeah, right!
But like, we all know what Santa and Cruz mean.
Ted Cruz is Santa?
yeah uh another interesting take this this is another like viral piece of this conspiracy theory that dude is actually a democrat do you have his name can you pull his name up for me oh yeah um Hamilton Jeff, who has like a QAnon avatar on Facebook.
It's like a hooded figure, like almost a Grim Reaper figure, but the Q is where the like a fiery Q is under the hood, which is very, very interesting.
It's Caesar Sayak.
Caesar Sayak is the alleged attempted bomber.
Hamilton Jeff says, well, well, isn't that convenient?
Sorry, we ain't buying.
And this is on a post of a guy who had seen the van at his gym back in June and posted the videos that he had taken back in June to facebook now that oh turns out that guy is a terrorist i have these videos and that's coming at like originally the response was oh yeah this crazy ass van you're not allowed to be crazy with your bumper stickers yeah
In Florida, it's specifically against the law to have this many stickers on your van in Florida.
And besides that, if you did have this many stickers, people would notice.
And oh, it turns out there's like hundreds of people posting videos and photos of this obviously insane van on the road.
I know, like, I would have definitely taken a picture of this van if I saw it in, you know, IRL.
Yeah, and you can have wild stuff on your van and on your car and get away with it.
I mean, we posted, uh, Tony, you posted that tailgate that was, like, painted up of Obama and Hillary tied, hogtied.
Yeah, like, as if it was inside of the truck.
As if it was, like, in the trunk of the, like, airbrushed on the back of someone's vehicle.
It was wild.
Yeah.
So this guy is like, well, well, well, isn't that convenient that somebody else, somebody else corroborates this van's existence?
Wow.
Seems a little suspicious.
This is obviously well thought out and orchestrated.
Somebody else saw this van.
My question is that why doesn't everyone who arbitrarily decided to stalk this guy and take photos and videos of his van, why does everyone try to hide the wheelchair lift attached to the back of it?
He certainly is not handicapped.
Okay, I think somebody else said it was like a motorcycle rig on the back.
Yeah.
He's a convicted felon and he can't vote, so why would his party affiliation suddenly change from what it was for long years before?
I mean, isn't...
Like half of this show about people who supposedly voted for Obama before walking away from the Democratic Party?
There's a whole lot of them.
And also, what kind of ableism is that?
Even if he was handicapped, he could still do this.
Yeah, he could mail bombs.
It's totally a thing.
Well, the guy isn't handicapped.
He's not, no.
Caesar isn't.
But the wheelchair attachment is not relevant.
Well, it would be relevant because supposedly Caesar can walk or doesn't need a wheelchair, but... He can't have any wheelchaired friends or family?
Good point.
Why does this picture... Okay, so... The changing of the party affiliation refers to screenshots that are floating around of some website that lists Caesar's party affiliation.
Now, I don't know that my party affiliation is listed on any website.
I don't know what website lists that, except for this website, which is called MyLife.com or something?
Oh yeah, MyLife, for sure.
Yeah, totally.
That website that all of us know about.
Why would his party affiliation suddenly change from what it was for long years before?
Why does this picture forget to remove that he is associated with George Soros' Open Society Foundation?
No Trump lover, supporter, or fundraiser or Republican would ever be part of the Open Society Foundation.
Finally, why is there an FBI badge on the dash of his van?
Who put that there?
I'm gonna zoom in on this screenshot that he posted.
Yeah, it's just like a sort of Facebook-style social media profile with no picture, but it says, Cesar Sayoc, 56, about Cesar Sayoc.
Work history, title, crisis actor.
company, Open Society Foundations.
Fuck off.
He clearly does this for a living.
I love that so much.
It's so obviously false because we all know Cesar Sayoc actually worked as a caravan migrant.
He was actually paid to be in the migrant caravan.
Not only that, but we all know that Crisis actors take their craft seriously and don't like to be separated from other thespians.
They're just actors.
Yeah.
They're just thespians.
It's not crisis slash actor.
No, it's just actor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Method, method.
They just do method acting, basically.
So the thing about this website, this is like a serious thing that I saw dozens of times.
People posting screenshots of whatever profile, whatever website this is.
I saw one comment that actually listed, oh, this is mylife.com, you dummy.
Of course, this is where all the information is.
And this is like a publicly editable website.
If you're looking at the YouTube, you can see the little pencil icons where you can edit each of these fields.
It's like a Wikipedia for other people.
That's terrifying.
And so, people were posting, oh, it was Democrat and then it switched to Republican as soon as he got found.
As soon as it was released that he was the actual bomber.
Or the attempted bomber.
And it's funny because if you look at those other pictures, it says Spouse, information not available.
Work, information not available.
Height, information not available.
Language, information not available.
Hometown, information not available.
Party affiliation, Democrat!
Yep.
Children.
Information not available.
They were so lazy about it.
They could have done all of this.
It's all really easy stuff.
No, but I buy it.
Did you go to MyLife.com?
No.
You can see your reputation score.
Oh, no.
Is it one of those like, uh, it's one of those black mirror things?
Yeah, exactly what it is.
The person they have listed on it has a 4.20 reputation.
That's the one I want.
Out of 10?
His score is probably pretty low.
Out of 10?
I want, his score is probably pretty low.
Yeah.
Um, okay.
Next comment.
On the CNN post about this thing, Mark Farlett says, How long until someone makes some erroneous connection between the color of the van and race of the mentally ill man and half of the national population?
So you just want us to talk about, like, what?
He's a white guy?
Yeah, well, he's saying people are going to be racist against white people because the van was white.
Yeah, it's like, that's not a thing.
Uh, I, I didn't, I knew he was white, but it wasn't because of the color of the van.
It was because he had a sticker that said Native Americans for Trump.
Yep.
So I knew he was white.
You knew he just was like a 16th Cherokee.
Yeah, also everyone's getting out their like their brain calipers.
Oh no, he was Italian.
He wasn't white.
He was from the southern region too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a Sicilian.
That's like as far from white as you can get.
And half of the national population.
That's not the math there.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
I choose not to see percentages.
Yeah, it's... Mark, calm down.
Everyone who was over white dudes are still over them.
They didn't get any new enemies from this.
The color of the van?
Is this a joke?
I don't get it.
My favorite part about America is that you can be whatever color you want and drive a white van.
That's why I love this freedom, this country.
On Fox News, this is the top comment on one of Fox News' posts about this, and this just reiterates my point.
This is like the right wing.
I mean, Fox News, arguably, well, not even arguably, Fox News, the biggest cable news network, the most watched cable news network, but obviously the biggest mouthpiece for the Republican Party.
People still put it on in public spaces, isn't that weird?
Yeah, it's really weird.
It's a weird flex.
Yeah, it's like, you know that this is a statement, right?
You know that playing this in your restaurant is a statement, right?
And they're like, what?
What are you talking about?
My employees love it when I play Fox News.
They love it.
Steve Hughes, literally the top comment, Steve Hughes says, Yeah, doesn't everybody find it odd that the van has those kinds of stickers and has never been vandalized?
I have no doubt these stickers were planted on the van and this suspect was promised a wealth of money to do this for the Democraic Party.
Dot dot dot dot.
Just wait for it.
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
And then like two eye rolling emojis.
I really wish that he was super down and testifies and is all like, I was paid by the Democratic Party.
Totally.
He should take one for the team.
He really should.
Yeah, yeah.
He should totally.
He would go down in history.
Listen, I have emails from Hillary, but you won't find them because she deleted them all.
Listen, I know George Soros and he really does shart.
He does it all the time.
He did it, I went, he came to my kid's birthday party and he sharted.
I was so embarrassed he had to leave.
Um, this has 5.6 thousand reacts.
Thousand.
Uh, literally a top comment.
And this was, uh, yeah.
Taking the same day.
And it sucks because you know what?
Every car that has a fucking Trump sticker, they should get their windshields broken.
In a perfect world, yeah.
All those cars should have broken windows.
God, can you imagine a world where every car with a Trump sticker got vandalized?
It'd be so sick.
Yeah.
There were a lot of comments like this.
They were like, no.
If you even put a sticker that has the color red on it, you are getting your windshield shattered.
Yeah.
Uh, and it was like, tough military guys who were like, no, this is, this is bullshit.
I won't even put a sticker on my car in public.
I just, I, I, I, I wear a red bandana in support of, in quiet support of Donald Trump.
I fold it in a neat square and put it in my back pocket.
I keep a pinch of sage in my pocket and I slap it every time I see a liberal.
They'll smell my support of Trump.
I keep some horse hair inside of my pockets and I rub it against my skin.
Every time, every time I see a Democrat, just so I, it reminds me what I'm fighting for.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Literally scared to put a Trump sticker on your car.
We're, we live in Southern California.
Yeah, sure.
We live like in a, a, uh, slightly more conservative area of Southern California, but no, nobody gets their car fucked with for having a Trump sticker.
It sucks.
I wish that happened, but every time I see a sticker that says some sort of affiliation with that type of mentality, I do get a little heated.
I don't break their windows or key their cars, but if you guys want to, go for it.
But that's where the mindset of the Republicans are at.
Oh, this is a conspiracy.
This didn't happen.
It's fake.
I mean, it's totally fake.
It had to be the Democrats, or it's just fake altogether.
Yeah, this is a Christ actor.
He's going to go to prison and live a lovely life.
And it's weird, like... I don't want to spend too much time on this, but...
What do you think is the disconnect between this very popular, just sort of, uh, what's the word I'm looking for?
Like, staple of right-wing thought that Hillary Clinton, that George Soros are traitors, need to be executed.
Like, that's, that's, I mean.
Yeah.
The phrase is, lock her up, but I mean, when you're, Chanting and slobbering lock her up like the implication is kill her.
Like that's, you know, you're being nice by saying lock her up.
Like you don't get that excited about just a normal jailing.
No.
There's like blood lust under the surface there.
They want harm.
So what is the disconnect between that sentiment and the idea that somebody is actually trying to follow through on it?
Yeah, it's weird.
Is it denial?
Is it them denying their own participation in this death cult that we talk about every week?
Is it them thinking, oh those are just memes?
Or is it them actively Is it them actively, like, trying to pull one over on everybody?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
It's really bizarre, because it's like, they should be stoked, kind of, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, and some of them are, like, well, you know.
We'll get there, yeah.
But they should all be pretty stoked.
They should be like, cool, like, someone's fucking taking out the garbage, right?
But no, they're like, no, this is not, this is obviously, this is what they want us to, They want us to back our words up.
Yeah, those noose memes were a joke.
Yeah.
It's called jokes, people.
JK, you guys didn't see the JK?
Yeah.
That is my favorite thing, is to send something like, risque, you know?
And then we follow it, JK, JK, JK, JK.
And you're good, you're in the clear.
I think they just know that it's not acceptable, so they have to backpedal.
But they're not accepting responsibility, they're not backpedaling in that sense.
They're just saying, no, we would never actually do this.
Yeah, and there's something about the act of trying to bomb someone.
Bombing someone is pretty cowardly.
You know?
Because I feel like if somebody were to like punch George Soros, then they'd be like excited about it and nobody would deny it.
But like there's something about this, I don't know, it's too brutal and too like they don't want, they just, they're able to say no.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, a lot of these people talk about shooting, like, terrorists, you know.
Yeah, but when you shoot a terrorist, you're in the same facility, and you're pulling a trigger.
Well, we drone strike terrorists.
You know, quote terrorists all the time.
The separation there is a whole ocean, so we don't get to really... But they still like that.
And also, drones are badass.
Yeah, uh, yeah, totally.
I can't afford a drone.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's an interesting thought.
I think that they're just biding their time.
Absolutely.
I think that they're just like, no, we need to play it cool on this one.
We'll just pretend that we think it's a Democrat.
Yeah.
Okay.
I love that ending.
Just wait for it.
It's all going to come out.
As soon as they're all arrested, it's going to come out that it was fake.
Okay.
Let's get into the liberal response to this.
Fuck.
Very popular page on Facebook called The Other 98%, which I'm not really sure what that refers to.
It's like not 99%, you know?
I mean, whatever.
It's a page that I've followed for a while and I'm really starting to question my own judgment.
Because they posted this meme, they shared a meme from some Florida Democrats page, but the meme goes, the only way to stop a bad guy with Trump stickers And then it shows the van that's covered in fucking insanity.
Dishonest media.
CNN sucks.
A picture of Hillary Clinton with crosshairs over her face.
Michael Moore with crosshairs on his face.
Jill Stein with crosshairs on his face.
A CNN correspondent that nobody except these insane people know with crosshairs over his face.
Also, like, youth soccer for Trump.
That was a really funny one.
Was it an interesting one?
Yeah.
Which does not shock me, because usually it's something shocking for Trump, but I feel like there's a lot of Trump support in youth soccer.
Local 427 Piano Tuners Union for Trump.
Yeah, and so the only way to stop a bad guy with Trump stickers, this is liberals like killing it right here, is a ton of good guys with I Voted stickers.
And it shows the I Voted stickers.
It's the fucking softest, lamest... It looks like satire.
It does!
I thought it was a joke.
Yeah, a lot.
It just scans.
It's laughable.
I mean, maybe it's effective in that respect.
It's a meme that made me laugh.
It's like, yeah, don't get me wrong.
Go vote.
Everyone should be voting.
I think that's a thing.
I back voting.
Can we vote?
Maybe they mean like when you vote, like you vote for them to cut the red wire when they're diffusing the bomb.
There you go.
It's always the red one.
Actually, I don't know if you knew this, but those stickers are actually bomb-proof.
What do you mean?
If you put an iVote sticker on a bomb, it immediately defuses.
Oh, okay.
That's why they're so special.
It's like Torgo's executive powder and Futurama just does everything.
No, I love this logic.
The only way to stop a bomber is to vote.
Like, what?
I'm not discrediting voting at all, but like, what?
Well, this bomber actually had this idea like six years ago, but couldn't actually go through with it because there was a Democrat in the office because he kept losing the voting.
But since they won a vote, He was able to go through with it, finally, because he's like, oh, I just want to blow up Soros, but they keep on winning these elections.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And like, I don't have the power, like we have the power in Congress now, so I feel empowered to blow them up.
So, top text.
The only way to stop a bomb, and it's like a picture of the bomb attempts, Is to elect Da Bomb and then it's Cory Booker in like the bottom text.
Yep.
Bottom image.
Yep.
That was way better than the one I had in my head.
I love that.
Giving a thumbs up or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And like holding some money that he got from the pharmaceutical industry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I demonstrated it for those not watching.
The only way to stop a bad guy with a hat, and it's like Caesar with his MAGA hat on, Bottom text is a good guy with a hat and it's like a picture of the Pope.
Wearing a pink hat though.
A pussy Pope hat?
Pussy Pope hat.
Yeah totally.
Can somebody do that for us?
He only wears it in October so he kills two birds with one stone.
What's the October reference?
Pink.
It's like Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
Oh, okay.
You don't watch football?
I guess it didn't work on me.
You don't watch football?
No, I don't.
Yeah, I think they wear pink stuff.
Ever since the Raiders announced that they were going to Las Vegas.
Yep.
Yeah.
I call them the Traitors now.
Stephen was like, they can't leave Oakland.
Like the Raiders are, you know, like pirates.
Like there's no, there's no oceans by Las Vegas.
Oh, okay.
I thought he was going to go for a racist angle.
And I was like, yeah, that no one cares about that part.
Like it's cool.
There's no trolleys in Los Angeles.
Why are they, what are the Dodgers doing over there?
I was like, actually the Raider is more like a Burning Man, Burning Man Mad Max character is really what a Raider is.
Sure, yeah.
Burning Man.
Yeah, like steampunk.
That's what Burning Man?
That's what you think of?
Yeah, like steampunk stuff?
Yeah, totally.
Burning Man is like hippie.
Steampunk is definitely a thing there.
Steampunk aesthetic for sure.
Mad Max, yeah.
I mean they build like structures, but they're all dirty hippies.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I mean like people wear eyepatches for sure.
Okay, that's pretty steampunk.
That's the intersection between the pirate circle and the steampunk circle.
We'll find out when we do our live episode from Burning Man 2019.
Oh boy, can't wait.
Okay, let's get into uh...
the synagogue shooting which was of course awful and like how do how do we make it funny uh the answer is we don't we don't yeah uh 11 people lost their lives um some of them were holocaust survivors all of them had been alive pretty much since the holocaust
The reason that this group was targeted is because they were part of an organization that specifically helps or advocates for refugees to be resettled in the U.S.
and our shooter took some displeasure at that because of course he's another far-right maniac Who is obsessed with conspiracy theories about Jewish people and white genocide and globalism.
So, I'm going to lead off with his posts in Gab.
Robert Bowers, the shooter, murderer, white nationalist.
Robert Bowers on Gab, which if you're not familiar with, is the Twitter for the alt-right.
It's the Twitter for the far-right.
When they get kicked off of Twitter for saying the n-word too much, they go to Gab, where they can just say it a lot, and it's good.
I think they get, like, karma for saying the n-word.
Yeah, your post gets more boosts the more hard r's you use.
It's like a hashtag, but it's...
Yeah, and it's almost like it defeats the purpose, because if you hashtag the n-word there, it's almost lost in the sea of those posts.
It becomes saturated.
You hashtag POC, and that's how you stamp it out.
Robert Bowers on Gab said, "'Troni's verified on Gab?" That's cool.
He's got a little blue check next to his Gab avatar.
Awesome.
You just get that by not being a bot.
That's all you have to be is not a bot.
Okay, giving Gab some credit there.
Robert Bowers says, Trump is a globalist, not a nationalist.
So referring to Trump's recent statements about how he's a nationalist and how no, this is good.
Just like leaning into just everything.
Yeah.
But no, according to Robert, Trump is a globalist, not a nationalist.
There is no hashtag MAGA, as long as there is a K word, slur for Jewish people, infestation.
Hashtag QAnon is here to get patriots that were against martial law in the 90s to be the ones begging for it now to drain my swamp.
But go ahead and keep saying you are winning.
And so while I'm extremely reluctant to side with a literal murderer, a literal Nazi.
Actual terrorist.
Actual, yeah, killer Trump for all his statements about being a nationalist.
He's absolutely been a, quote, globalist his entire adult life, you know, taking advantage of cheap labor overseas, doing deals with both Republicans and Democrats.
Like, that's the definition of what they think a globalist is, you know, and also having Jewish people in his family.
That doesn't hurt.
When Trump says he's a nationalist, he just means he's racist.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the only part he wants.
It's not an economic nationalist.
What are these guys calling themselves?
White nationalists?
Well, I'm at least white.
I can say the other part, right?
Sure.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
And then QAnon is here to get patriots that were against martial law in the 90s to be the ones begging for it now to join the swamp.
Again, correct.
Totally correct.
QAnon is like a bloodthirsty fantasy about extrajudicial killings of political enemies.
It's about an expansion of executive power like we've never seen in this country.
Yeah, we've always had extrajudicial killings of political enemies, specifically leftists.
enemies of the state or whatever but this would be like another level what they want in the QAnon.
They want like centrist Democrats murdered for for calling for Trump's tax returns to be released.
They literally ironically want a purge.
Unironically.
So bad.
Yeah.
They would love that opportunity.
So this dude saw Trump's like Two-facedness that we all see.
Yeah, it's obvious.
You know, I'm not saying Trump's pretending to be racist.
I think he actually is very racist and all of this stuff comes naturally to him.
But the thing about fighting for the little man and fighting for economic nationalism is all just a big scam.
Yeah, absolutely.
And anybody who's not bought into the Trump cult realizes this.
So if you are like a sort of principled anti-globalist, if you're a quote principled Anti-Semite.
You're mad at Trump for not delivering on everything that he's been ginning his base up for.
He's being too nice.
He's not far-right enough.
He says he's far-right, but he's not.
It's funny, they're mad at him for the same reasons we were mad at Obama.
Yeah, exactly.
Like Obama didn't lean into... From the opposite side.
Exactly.
Obama wasn't progressive enough, and he's not shitty enough.
yeah and that's the thing is like Trump is far right but he's just not he's still he's still rich like he's still rich but he's just friendly I don't know.
So, the right and left spectrum is like an economic spectrum.
Yeah.
It doesn't have to do with social or racial relationships.
Yeah.
So, left, you know, the left end of the spectrum is democratic control of the economy.
Communism.
Collectivism.
The right end of the spectrum is totally free market.
Yeah.
Right?
And so, Trump ostensibly is Becoming less for the quote free market with like political tariffs or economic tariffs and things like that but in the past he's always been for the quote global free market.
He's always cared about the bottom line.
Yeah.
That's all he's always cared about.
And he's always cared about being unfettered from government regulations as to how he conducts his business, which is the farther right end of the economic spectrum.
Economic libertarianism is the far right.
That is no regulations, that is child labor, that is slavery, that is being able to buy people, etc.
But Robert Bowers is looking at it from the perspective of the racial axis.
White people should be put first economically, so it isn't far right in the sense that we should have totally open markets, it's just far right racially.
Yeah, is that we should leave Jewish people out of it.
Yeah, which is an aspect of fascism.
So like, fascism is the coupling of like, economic and racial power yeah so it's not necessarily like ultimate free markets it's just concentrating the concentrating the benefits of the market for your nation for your racial or ethnic group yeah and that's what Robert Bowers wants.
And that's what Trump is saying that he wants.
Trump is saying, no, we're getting a raw deal from all these other countries.
We are getting screwed by all these other shithole countries.
But he's not actually following through with it enough for Robert Bowers.
Yeah.
Well, because Robert Bowers reads the fine print.
Whereas everyone else who nods along with Trump just listens to his words.
But Robert Bowers reads the fine print.
That's why he's so furious.
And then the second post we have from Robert Bowers on Gab says, H-I-A-S, which is the organization associated with this Jewish congregation, says, H-I-A-S likes to bring invaders in that kill our people.
I can't sit by and watch my people get slaughtered.
Screw your optics, I'm going in.
Which is an insanely chilling statement that preceded the actual deaths of 11 people.
And it's the largest mass murder of Jews in American history, I believe.
This is not...
I think we're going to get to it with the next post.
Let me read Trump's response to this.
President Trump denounced the massacre and said something needs to be done about such crimes, suggesting a more frequent and speedier use of the death penalty, saying it should be, quote, brought into vogue.
Speaking so flippantly about the death penalty.
We should make it cool again.
Yeah, we should make it cool.
Make death great again.
Have we thought about doing it on pay-per-view?
Have we thought about that?
Well, I want to say, hey, you're trying to make something cool.
You're trying to bring the death penalty back into vogue.
Who do you know that's one of the coolest people in the world right now?
Kanye West, baby!
Ye!
Let him curate the death penalty?
I mean, Ye talked about how he wanted prison reform, and that's why he was meeting with Trump.
Reform the death penalty.
Make it more popular.
What if the death penalty was like the Life of Pablo tour?
What if Ye was like, let's make merch.
We'll have a floating stage where we execute him.
Lighting.
It'll be an experience.
I mean, yeah, you're specifically talking about prison reform and judicial reform.
Like, this is what Trump wants.
I mean, that's why you're working with him, right?
It's perfect, yeah.
Yeah.
Brought into vogue.
Let's kill more people.
Let's make it hip to be dead again.
Let's make it hip to execute again.
Like, these people, they go on these mass murdering sprees thinking, hey, I'm gonna chill on death row for like five years.
Yep.
I'll have it on Easy Street.
I'll be on Easy Street for five years.
Well, hey, if we cut that down to one year, wow, then they'll think twice about it.
He's not even talking, he's not specifically talking about people doing mass shootings.
He's like, no, just the whole thing.
Yeah.
People who might possibly be, you know, exonerated.
Those kids who were in that park one time?
We should have sped it up.
Well, we can do it now.
Fuck.
Like, let's reform it so we can do it now.
Yeah.
God, that shit's so wild.
Yeah.
The Central Park Five, right?
Yeah.
Remember, a full-page, two-page ad in the New York Times.
In several publications, not just the New York Times.
He spent like tens of thousands of dollars.
Nothing new.
Nothing new.
But nobody's ever accused him of racism until he ran for president.
Okay.
So this is kind of what I want to say about Robert Bower's idea that Jews are bringing in invaders via refugee programs to kill our people.
Okay?
That liberal account, the ostensibly progressive account that I referenced earlier with the, it takes a good guy with stickers to beat a bad guy with stickers, posted a meme that says, Police have identified 46-year-old Robert Bowers as the mass shooter at a Pittsburgh synagogue.
He is a member of the Neo-Nazi social media network Gab, which is like okay, I guess, where he said he wanted to kill Jews at a Tree of Life synagogue because they were in a program that protects refugees.
I wonder who taught him to hate refugees?
So this had like 7,000 likes after 51 minutes.
And the idea here is that Trump taught this obvious right-wing conspiracy theorist to hate refugees.
This is a new idea to him.
It's a fresh convert.
I mean, have you met like a, like a, like a born again who was just baptized?
They're like more like energized and like ready to engage their way that they feel freshly safe.
So they don't want to spread that.
Yeah.
That's just what this was.
He just discovered about how awful refugees were a year and a half ago.
This is just like irresponsible on like so many levels.
Um, This is not Trump.
I mean, it is Trump, but it's not just Trump.
It's Candace Owens!
It's Candace Owens!
Candace Owens thinking that George Soros paid everybody in a migrant caravan, excuse me, a refugee caravan, to come here.
It's the overwhelming thought process on the right wing who can't fathom the idea of people walking to a safer location.
Yeah.
That is outrageous.
The idea of people banding together to walk to somewhere where they won't get shot, to somewhere where they won't starve.
We haven't talked about the recent refugee caravan, but that's the thought on the right wing.
So you're telling me that thousands of people somehow got together and were able to formulate a plan to walk to America?
You know, your retired grandfather sitting on his lazy boy who can't- who hasn't been able to reach for the remote in five hours can't possibly fathom the idea of somebody walking to a safer place.
God, just the technical, the logistical nightmare of, uh, packing a bag And foraging for food.
God, George Soros must be responsible for this.
I don't even have shoes that would accommodate a walk that far.
That's what I'm thinking.
I don't have anything with the lumbar support I need to make this happen.
That is the right wing.
It's the entire right wing.
It's been the entire right wing.
A staple of the right wing Xenophobic, xenophobic thoughts toward the other.
It's been that way for a long time now.
And by acting like Trump, who in their minds is like some sort of Alex Gray artwork radiating racism to the rest of the world.
You're denying the reality of the right wing in this country who literally hates refugees and wants to kill them.
Wants to kill the women and children that are there with these refugees.
That's not an outsider idea.
It's way too common.
They really belittle the concept that this is... Like this whole point of what we do.
It's not just these radical caricatures.
It is your crazy aunt.
It's not just Trump.
It is every motherfucker out there who, like, you know, wears a Blue Lives Matter thing or, you know, has a fucking MAGA hat or even is still backing the Republican Party somehow.
This is the right-wing base.
If this show has not taught you anything, it's that the right-wing base is far more psychopathic, far more murderous than any of the politicians you see on CNN...
On C-SPAN.
Or on Fox News.
Yeah.
That's why they love Trump.
Is because Trump doesn't talk like a politician, he talks like a psychopath.
Who is one of them.
He's one of them, exactly.
So when we wonder why, uh, wonder why people like these Tea Partiers who can get elected by shooting a copy of Obamacare How can those people possibly get elected?
It's because they represent their constituency.
Because they're far from alone.
And if you're on the left, if you're even a Democrat in the center, or on the left, and you pretend like this is a Trump problem, A, not only is it dangerous, it's extremely dangerous to ignore that that is the mainstream of right-wing thought in this country, B, it's bad politics.
Yeah.
This is specific policy decisions from the right wing that should be tied to the entire right wing, and you're giving the rest of these Republicans a pass when you pretend like it's only Trump who taught him how to hate refugees.
What does the other 98% think about the Republican Party?
And also, like, how did he get in that position of power if people didn't already agree with him?
He was fulfilling a need.
Yeah, exactly.
It's not like he got there and people were like, oh, this is interesting.
They've been feeling this way for a long time.
So this is just... I'm really upset about Yeah.
what counts for mainstream liberal or progressive ideas around.
They just don't like Trump.
They're just embarrassed that Trump has a comb over.
They're embarrassed that Trump has dementia or, or a wild, wild vacillations of thought and idea and contradicts himself and lie.
And it's like, well, it doesn't matter.
Like it's normal to these people.
Yep.
It's the normality, that's the state we live in.
He's mellow compared to these people.
Alright, so for our YouTube audience, uh, hear the rest of the show on your podcast app because it got deleted by my shitty free software.
OBS, thank you very much.
Oh, that's some BS.
Exactly.
That's a good one.
I think that's where they got the name.
Oh, absolutely.
Only bullshit.
This is the final segment of this episode, which is where we're going to lighten the mood a little bit.
We're not going to be talking about right-wing violence.
We're going to be talking about centrists, I don't know, accepting the reality that nobody wants to hear from Megyn Kelly.
We're going to whiten the mood a bit.
So Megyn Kelly got fired.
Oh no, bummer.
Fired from NBC.
Oh no.
If you don't remember, Megyn Kelly like suddenly decided to have some self-respect and call out Trump for being just a gigantic ass for showing his gigantic ass during the 2016 primary and everybody On the right, immediately started hating her for it.
And then she also accused Roger Ailes of sexual harassment, if I'm remembering correctly.
And everybody on the right started hating her for that as well.
And then NBC thought it would be a great idea to get a blonde white woman there to increase their diversity and hired her for their morning show.
Because if there's one thing Megyn Kelly was known for on Fox News, it was her sunny, cheery disposition.
Helping people out.
It wasn't even her strength on Fox News.
Her strength was being a quote, tough journalist.
Being all pissed.
Yeah, being all pissed.
And yelling about how Santa and Jesus are white.
So, racial politics came back to bite Megyn Kelly in her butt because she was just fired for endorsing blackface.
Yeah.
As a Halloween costume.
By the way, this is being recorded in October of the year 2018.
It's 2018.
It's 2018.
Blackface has been cancelled for at least one year.
At least.
Minimum.
I did not see one Lil Wayne out there this year, so that's good.
Did see an easy E. Did see an easy E, yep.
Let's go ahead and play some video and some audio for your podcast listeners of Megan Kelly and how upset she is about Halloween.
Good morning, everyone.
And happy Tuesday!
Welcome to the show.
I'm Megyn Kelly, and I have to give you a fair warning.
I'm a little fired up over Halloween costumes this morning.
I mean, truly, political correctness has gone amok.
There are strict rules on what you may and may not wear issued by someone who thinks...
They're the boss of you.
I mean, that's the whole point.
There are strict rules issued by some person on Twitter that you've never heard of that has no power over you at all.
You can still do your awful costume.
You're not going to go to jail over it.
And joining me now to discuss it is NBC's Jenna Bush Hager and Jacob Soboroff.
And a special guest on our panel today, all the way from California, television host Melissa Rivers is here!
So you're like, oh, it's a show about problematic Halloween costumes, presumably cultural appropriation.
She's going to have like, you know, somebody with a tan on.
Yeah.
No, not even.
Everybody is white to talk about problematic Halloween costumes.
Well, I mean, Melissa Jones is like an interesting color.
I mean, but yeah, she's white.
OK.
So this is a different kind of fashion policing, Melissa.
Halloween is next week, as you know, right?
I mean, this year the costume police are cracking down like never before.
Take a look at what some now say is an offensive costume.
You may no longer dress as a cowboy.
Did you know that?
That's now offensive.
The Student Union at Kent University in the UK is pushing to ban this, along with several other costumes, saying they cause offense, that they're inappropriate.
I guarantee you this is one of two possibilities.
This is the UK.
They just don't want to see anything relating to America.
Yeah, they're just over it.
Or, B, enough aggrieved white people like Megyn Kelly said, Oh, if you can't dress as an Indian, then you shouldn't be able to dress as a cowboy either!
Exactly.
And they're like, okay, fine.
Cool.
Fine.
We'll make that concession.
Just shut the fuck up.
There's somebody with a giant belt buckle that's like, listen, my culture is not a costume.
Yeah, and they called their bluff.
And now what?
Megyn Kelly's real upset about it.
Now that person has to wear a costume on that day.
Okay, but let's get to the meat of the issue.
You said it was about four minutes in?
I think so.
By the way, some of 2018's most controversial Halloween costumes are the Handmaid's Tale costume.
Well, because it's a sexy costume.
And by the way, I want to know what that looks like.
But you should still be able to dress like a moron.
Actually dress and be a part of why I like living in the United States of America.
Dress like an idiot, act like an idiot, and actually dress.
- Who's this guy that's not Joseph Gordon-Levitt? - Racist, then somebody should say something to somebody, but you should still be able to dress like a moron. - But what is racist?
Because truly, you do get in trouble if you are a white person who puts on blackface on Halloween, or a black person who puts on whiteface for Halloween.
Like, back when I was a kid, that was okay as long as you were dressing up as like a character. - So Megyn Kelly is like 30 something?
Yeah, not that old.
Not that old, but no, totally dressed in blackface all the time.
It was fine.
That's so wild.
Back when I was a kid, we were... What kid's doing blackface?
Well, like, if a kid's like, if there's some kid out there that's like, you know, in 1996, some little white kid really wanted to be Shaq.
You know?
Oh, you're thinking of Jimmy Kimmel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that happened.
It's Carl Malone.
Carl Malone, yeah.
He's still got a show.
I remember laughing at that.
I was a kid, you know?
It wasn't my fault.
Just like me and Kelly.
But what kids are doing blackface?
Fuck out of here.
I don't know.
Someone probably wanted to go as That's So Raven and did blackface.
Yeah, that'd be hard to do.
She doesn't have a very...
I love this.
Blackface is perfectly fine unless it's Santa.
Unless you've drawn a blackface on an inanimate fictional character.
Then it's extremely offensive.
My favorite thing is my very conservative family.
My aunt has a giant Santa outside of her house every year for Halloween, and it's so old, and it's been burnt, and now the face is definitely burnt.
Wait, what?
You glossed over that.
It lights from the inside.
Oh, okay.
And it's been doing it for so long that all like the flesh tone, the white flesh tone, is a very dark brown now.
Yeah.
And I just love it because I just don't want to get a new one, but I'm like, now you kind of got black Santa.
But is it black Santa or is it racist Santa doing blackface on Halloween?
I don't know.
Well it's that like cute racist joke about how God just left black people in the oven a little too long.
Too long!
That way because he should have taken them out when they were white.
And you know like burnt cookies aren't for everybody but I like them.
I like me a burnt cookie.
Okay, so, um, I don't know.
This is very funny.
It's Megyn Kelly once again being a total dipshit about race relations and NBC somehow being surprised about this after she literally told her audience of millions, including children, no, Santa Claus is just white.
Yeah.
Jesus is just white.
That's, that's it.
That's, that's, that's it.
That's option A, B, and C. White, white, white.
That's all you can do.
It's definitely the type of person you want running your good morning show.
And it was that whole argument of like, but Santa Claus is a real person.
There is a real St.
Nicholas and he was actually white.
Yeah, right.
So you can't do that.
Here's Vice.
There you go.
Yeah, exactly.
He was the whitest white.
He was the whitest white.
He was Aryan.
He was pure.
Yeah.
That's what allowed him to fly.
Let's get into comments from this.
Oh my god.
Carolyn Meeker says, Megan Kelly did not say that wearing blackface, parentheses, or whiteface was okay.
She said that when she was a kid, it was considered okay.
You're really twisting your words here.
She was trying to convey just how ridiculous and damaging the PC police have become.
I think she has proven her point.
So, it's not okay to wear blackface, but the PC police have become ridiculous and damaging by not letting people wear blackface. - Yes.
Yeah.
It's...
This is, we want George Soros dead, but we would never leave a bomb at his mailbox.
No, no.
And the only people that would do that are people trying to make us look bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what this is.
I have always admired Megan's courage in stating the truth, no matter which side of the political fence it fell on.
Due to her seeking and speaking the truth, which is that blackface was totally okay.
Everybody loved it in the nineties.
No, I got some good laughs.
She is now hated by both the far left and the far right.
Yeah, the far left hates this bit about how blackface is cool and good.
Totally.
It's so stupid.
Also, what's this part about?
When was the last time we heard a controversy about someone in black dressing up as somebody white?
Dude, Nick Cannon.
White people lost their fucking minds when Nick Cannon did powderface.
I did not see that.
He did it on Instagram or like Snapchat or something in like 2011.
Wow, okay.
I think Snoop Dogg did it too.
Didn't Snoop Dogg do something?
I think Snoop Dogg did it.
It was probably hilarious.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's fine.
You can always do that.
Yeah, it's like the bottom line is like there's a big discrepancy there.
You can always do the Italian accent.
It's never racist.
It's the same thing with whiteface.
It's true.
It's true.
Uh, people are so lame.
Next comment.
Isaac Caldwell says, never liked her, but she's a victim here, of progressive, slash, socialism, slash, political correctness.
That being said, let me just say, blackface, blackface, blackface!
See, the earth still turns, no big deal.
Life goes on.
yeah yeah dude what are you did you not she didn't get in trouble for saying the word blackface like well you can say it because you know that's true you are you are that's true i'm just talking about my face yeah i was looking in a mirror Do you think that white people invented that, like, black facial cleaner?
That black facial mask so they could get away with blackface?
Charcoal mask?
Yep, exactly.
Yeah, the charcoal mask.
So it's just self-care?
Yeah.
I'm waiting for that.
It's called hygiene.
Exactly.
I'm sorry, I'm trying to open my pores up.
Oh, what?
Black people have big pores now?
You racist?
Racist?
Backwards hair?
Yeah, so this is like socialism.
When you're like, hey, don't be racist.
Yeah.
It's the economic system of socialism.
This is radical.
Hey, you probably shouldn't like mock people's cultures.
This is, this is tyranny.
Radical socialist tyranny.
Can you imagine like a segment of the Megan Kelly morning show about the, about alternative names for Brazil nuts?
Oh God.
Yeah.
When I was young, you could just say N-word toes.
And we all knew we were talking about Brazil nuts.
We used to eat them all the time back in the days.
Means ignorant toes.
Dumb as a nut.
Exact same.
You know.
Jesus.
And then, yeah, you would just definitely get people in the comments section of Fox News saying, N-word toes!
N-word toes!
N-word toes!
That would absolutely happen.
Yep.
They would change their profile pictures of them eating Brazil nuts.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Bob Cohn says, and she walks away with nearly 70 million dollars, which is, I think, accurate.
She definitely had to have the rest of her contract paid out.
Yeah.
I don't think she, uh... She got paid for sure.
Yeah, yeah, she was still under, like, several years of her contract.
And got paid out the rest of it.
This insanity needs to stop.
So I'm reading this comment and I'm like, yeah, it's crazy that she got paid $70 million for getting fired.
That should be in the fine print.
Don't be a bigot.
If you're a bigot, we void your contract.
So I'm like, yeah, Bob Cone, this insanity needs to stop.
And then he goes on to say, firing people for opinions and anecdotal stories.
Well, that's a little redundant.
An anecdote is a story, buddy.
Is absolute insanity.
So he's just like picturing himself as that million dollar news anchor who gets fired for saying, I don't know, it's totally cool to put a bone through your nose and yell ooga booga at children.
Exactly.
And God, I can't imagine suffering through a $70 million payout.
Right?
Like, here's early retirement.
Except for she's probably going to get a job somewhere else and gets to get paid still.
She's going to write a book about how she's such a maverick because she got fired by both Fox and NBC.
Even though she didn't get fired by Fox, but still.
Barbara Kimmel says, I guess this only applies to white people.
Whoopi Goldberg called Judge Jeanine a sand n-word and still has a job.
Discrimination at its finest.
Remember when we covered that on the show a while ago when Whoopi Goldberg called her that?
I don't know.
So many women from The View have used the n-word that I just lose track of it.
That's... what?
This has 2.9 thousand likes.
That's terrifying.
This was one of the top comments, if not the top comment, on Fox News Facebook post about Megyn Kelly getting fired.
This is just canon.
It's just canon that Whoopi Goldberg called Judge Jeanine Pirro a sand n-word.
Yeah, I had never heard of that.
I never heard of this one either and I looked it up and apparently it goes back to a tweet from somebody named Josh Cornett who tweeted on July 19th, 2018.
Breaking!
According to sources at ABC, after the taping of The View Thursday, Whoopi Goldberg made the racist comment I won't sit there and be lectured by Trump's sand n-word.
But like, only the second G is censored?
Yeah.
It's not the I?
No.
Or the E?
It's one of the multiple consonants?
It's obvious.
Uh, the comment was made to co-host Anna Navarro and overheard by several staff members developing.
And this was never corroborated.
It was never validated.
Uh, this was pretty much false.
And yet in the comment section of Fox News, uh, Yeah, 2.9 thousand likes that Whoopi Goldberg used a Islamophobic slur to describe Judge Jeanine Pirro, who was born to Lebanese parents, I believe.
Well, you know if he has a little siren emoji before breaking, you can only put that on Twitter if it's real.
Well, that's before his username, too.
It's before and after.
Always breaking news.
Okay, so that's it for the episode.
One of the things we didn't have time to cover was the fact that Whoopi Goldberg was dating Ted Danson of Cheers.
Oh yeah.
And Ted Danson did blackface to make fun of Whoopi Goldberg at a Friars Club roast.
And apparently said the n-word a bunch of times as part of the roast.
And that's the thing that happened in the 90s.
Didn't really have time to talk about it extensively.
Yeah.
A lot of fun stuff.
It's funny because they could have used that easily.
No, they did.
That's how I found it out.
That's amazing.
Yeah uh all right so um final thing just in in the final game of the World Series which the Dodgers unfortunately lost um at Dodger Stadium a giant flag was unfurled a giant trans uh flag was unfurled uh that said trans people deserve to live um this is a massive flag that spread over two tiers um and you know we haven't really discussed uh
The Trump administration's, what's the word, intention to roll back trans rights and to deny their existence altogether.
But this is, you know, a very inspiring thing that people did in L.A.
It's something to keep in the forefront of your mind.
Trans rights are human rights.
Even if you think you don't know somebody who's trans, you might.
And we need to all band together to make sure that trans people are safe, that they continue to
Expand their right to exist in this society and to do whatever you can to reach out to the people in your life who are trans and to reach out to the people in your life who aren't trans and maybe don't understand and to take on the responsibility of educating those people around you that trans people exist and it's not a big deal and it shouldn't be.
And it's probably something we'll cover in the future, in the near future on this show.
It's huge.
You need to speak out against the things you're hearing.
You're going to hear this at Thanksgiving.
You're going to hear this over the holidays.
You're going to run into these things all the time.
And we need to say something.
And say, no, you're wrong.
These are people.
These are human beings.
These are people that love and are loved.
And you need to treat them with respect and dignity.
Basic stuff.
It's real simple.
It's also a huge canary in the coal mine when it comes to this administration and the far right in this country.
It's just the first step in denying other I don't know if sexual minority is the correct term for it, but gender minority, sexual minority, ethnic minority, religious minority.
This is just a, if anything, just a test case to see what else, you know, what else they can do and we should not allow it.
And the reason why we need to be vocal about this is because the opinion that trans people are not people is way more common than you might want to accept or realize.
That's why this is an easy one for them to roll out casually.
People who you might think are on board, check the pulse.
Have the conversations.
Yeah.
Talk to your friends.
Be like, hey, this is fucked up what's happening, right?
And get that pulse and find out and speak out.
What's kind of crazy is, you know, this is what finally got Caitlyn Jenner to acknowledge that, hey, maybe Trump's not so cool since he finally said something about me personally.
Yeah.
Ironically, the Trump administration and the Supreme Court have already gutted the Voting Rights Act, which protected Black Americans' rights to vote, and that hasn't stopped Kanye West from supporting Donald Trump.
So it's very strange that Caitlyn would be the more progressive figure of those two.
Yeah.
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Tell a friend.
Spread the word.
Yeah, please.
Word of mouth helps immensely.
Telefrenemy.
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Thanks for listening, folks.
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Thanks for listening and watching.
And here is a new track from Mudhoney.
What's the name of that track?
It's Paranoid Core.
Paranoid Core, yeah.
It fits really well with the zeitgeist of today.
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