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May 1, 2025 - Health Ranger - Mike Adams
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PRICE SHOCK: Walmart goods to DOUBLE in price as company offers to pay tariffs...
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Welcome to the Health Ranger Report with Mike Adams, the Health Ranger.
Welcome to this special report called Price Shock.
I'm Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, and you're going to learn about some breaking news here that will absolutely rock the economy in the U.S., and it will shock American consumers.
And this news comes out of Asia, specifically Chinatimes.com, which is a Taiwan...
Newspaper, primarily, of course, Mandarin language.
And even though it's a Taiwan paper, it tends to lean pro-China.
And there's a really important story that just came out that shows that prices of Chinese-made goods on the shelves at Walmart are about to more than double.
Now, this shouldn't be a shocker because of the tariffs, you know, 145% tariff.
I don't know how we're being liberated by just having a supply chain collapse,
but nevertheless, beyond the politics of it, Walmart had initially told its Chinese suppliers, and Walmart has a very close relationship with China factories, right?
And those factories operate on very thin profit margins in order to provide overall high-quality, low-priced goods to Walmart.
And Walmart enforces all kinds of things, quality control documentation, safety standards, packaging, making sure they don't have crazy heavy metals in products.
Walmart does more than you think.
Walmart actually goes above and beyond to make sure that the products that you get are not hazardous and not going to break instantly, things like that.
And that all falls on the Chinese factories, who have traditionally been known as producing cheap, low-quality goods.
But when Walmart works with them, Walmart enforces a level of quality that is Definitely above the, let's say, the average Chinese factory quality.
So believe it or not, even though Walmart is known for cheap, low-cost goods, it's actually way better quality than what you would get from China without Walmart calling the shots, okay?
So I just want to be honest about what Walmart does.
This is why Walmart is so successful in retail.
Well, a number of reasons, but this is one of the reasons.
Because you can take goods back to Walmart if you don't like it, and if something has a high return rate, they drop that product.
They've got all the software systems that monitor all the returns and everything, and they know if there's a quality problem with any factory out of China, they will alert the factory, hey, you have a quality problem, we're getting too many returns, and if that continues, they drop that product from their shelves.
Walmart is a very sophisticated operation.
So back to the story.
Walmart initially told the factories in China, you, the manufacturer, you will have to pay the tariffs.
And those tariffs, as you know, again, are 145% on most goods.
Some goods are 245%.
But I'm just going to say, just for simplicity here, let's just say it's 150% on most goods from China.
Well, the Chinese factories, responding to Walmart's initial request, they largely said, no, we can't pay the tariffs.
There's no way that we can pay 145% of the value of these products.
We might as well just shut down, and that's what they did.
They just started shutting down.
And remember I brought you a story last week about some Chinese companies had containers filled with goods on...
Ships on their way to U.S. ports, and they told the shipping companies, the cargo is now yours.
We are abandoning the cargo.
Have fun.
Have fun with the 40-foot containers filled with toasters or whatever.
It's yours now, because we can't pay the freight on it.
We can't pay the tariffs, right?
So a lot of these Chinese factories have shut down.
They've laid off.
Clearly hundreds of thousands of workers by now.
Maybe it's in the millions.
I don't know.
There are reports of some civil unrest in China, some maybe small localized sort of uprisings or rioting.
I don't know how to describe it exactly, but unhappy people, let's say.
It's not out of control.
It's not a revolution.
It's just people are losing their jobs and their work.
And it was all unexpected, and this was all caused by Trump's tariffs.
So there's a lot of angry people in China.
There's angry factory owners, business owners, investors, and angry workers and families of workers, etc.
They all hate Trump right now, even more than Democrats hate Trump, it turns out, because they're losing their livelihoods over there.
So factories all shut down, for the most part.
So then what happened?
Well...
Walmart began to notice, hey, there's no ships coming in.
There's no cargo on the way.
There's no ships arriving in the ports on the West Coast.
And if you look at the ship maps, the live maps, all these shipping vessels are still hanging around Shanghai and Beijing.
They're not sailing across the Pacific, are they?
Why?
Because factories have shut down.
There's no goods.
Almost no goods coming to America from China.
So Walmart has been in a slow boiling panic over the last few weeks realizing that within a few weeks their shelves are going to go empty of Chinese made goods.
Because of course Walmart doesn't have a massive inventory buffer just sitting around in warehouses somewhere.
They have a just-in-time inventory system, or nearly just-in-time, and not a lot of buffer in the system.
And as the current products that are made in China are sold and taken off the shelves, many of those will not be replaced anytime soon.
Because there are not ships bringing the goods, and there are not trucks that take the goods off the ships.
There are no trucks rolling into Walmart with Chinese-made goods right now.
If you go to Walmart today and you see stuff made in China, you should get it.
Because that's the last made in China goods that you're going to see for quite a while, depending on how this goes.
Now, alright, so Walmart is panicking.
But they're smart.
And it's my assessment that they're panicking.
Maybe they're not panicking.
Maybe it's very calculated.
But again, I've got to give Walmart credit.
Walmart is a smart operation.
They know what they're doing.
They're very good at logistics.
Extremely good.
Maybe the best, actually.
Even in some ways better than Amazon.
So don't discount Walmart's logistics infrastructure.
They know what they're doing.
But in my view, they panicked, realizing that, hey, the fastest way to go bankrupt is to have nothing to sell.
If you're a retailer, you have to have something to sell.
And you probably can't get by without Chinese-made goods.
Now, granted, Walmart does strive to sell a lot of goods that are made in America.
But you and I both know that America is not the manufacturing base that it used to be back in World War II.
And so, can you buy toasters made in America?
The answer is no.
There are no toasters made in America.
Seriously.
The New York Times did a story about your home, what do they call it?
Your house without China.
And yeah, your home without China.
They revealed some shocking statistics that all kinds of things, like nearly all umbrellas are made in China.
Nearly all toasters, like 99% are made in China.
And cosmetics and makeup, brushes and nail clippers and combs, everything in your bathroom, everything on your back patio, the chairs, the charcoal grills, everything in your computer room, you know, the computer screens, the table lamps, the first aid kits, flashlights,
Christmas decorations.
Anywhere from 70% to 90% come from China.
So, sure, you can try to compensate with goods from China.
Vietnam or Korea or Taiwan or Japan.
But, you know, Japan doesn't make goods at the price of China-made goods.
Of course they don't.
You don't go to Japan for the low-price, cheapest gear.
You go to Japan when you want amazing precision, high-technology, you know, nanotech, microtech, when you want...
Computers and electronics and industrial and laboratory equipment that's made with precision.
That's when you go to Japan.
And many other things, too.
You know, engines, for example.
Japan is like, they know how to design the world's best engines.
You go to China when you want it to be really low cost with acceptable quality.
Like, not the best quality, but I don't want it to break on the first day, either.
That's China.
So you try to replace China.
With Japanese-made goods, prices are going to skyrocket.
Similar situation with Taiwan.
Taiwan is a much higher-cost environment for manufacturing compared to China.
Taiwan is known for better quality, by the way.
And interestingly, a piece of history about that is that during the Japanese occupation of Taiwan, which was known as Formosa in World War II, There was a Japanese culture rubbing off onto the Taiwanese people who actually learned from the Japanese extraordinary skills in agriculture,
in woodworking, in technology, machinery, etc.
And actually, that was a knowledge transfer.
And I'm not saying the Taiwan people didn't already know how to do things their own way, but...
Japan, in that time, was very much ahead of almost all of Asia.
And so there was a technology and kind of a cultural transfer from Japan to Taiwan during Japanese occupation of Taiwan.
And I know this firsthand because I talked to people in Chinese who lived through Japanese occupation.
And they told me exactly what I'm telling you.
People who have mostly passed away now, but I asked them these questions when they were still living.
They lived under Japanese occupation, and they learned from the Japanese, okay?
So Taiwan ended up with better technology, sort of better manufacturing quality control as a culture compared to China.
Mainland China then went full communism after Chiang Kai-shek escaped to Taiwan and set up that government in Taiwan.
The commies stayed in China and it became a communist country and communism is not known for quality.
And even today, even though China is no longer straight up communism, it's more of a hybrid economy with more of a free market economic side combined with an authoritarian government top-down control grid with social credit scores and so on.
You can't really call it communism anymore and China today doesn't have The low quality of product output that you would typically associate with communism, either communist China in the 1960s or let's say the old Soviet Union in the 1970s.
You know, you didn't want a car made in the USSR because it was a piece of junk, right?
But everything has changed since then.
China's different.
Russia's different.
The US is different.
But my point is, you can't replace Chinese The low-cost goods from China, you can't just replace that with Taiwan, Japan, Vietnam, Korea, Indonesia, or any other Asian country,
Malaysia.
No.
It doesn't work.
It just doesn't work.
So, here's the deal.
Walmart is offering to pay the tariffs now in order to try to encourage the Chinese companies to bring their factories back online.
Start shipping something for God's sake.
Load something onto the ships so that we, Walmart, have something to sell.
Sam Walton demands, his soul is screaming out, crying out, sell something, damn it!
So Walmart has said, we'll pay the tariffs.
Okay, so this is the new deal.
And the China Times media quotes, Companies in China that have received now notices from Walmart that says that we, Walmart, we will pay your tariffs.
So basically, please fire up your factories and start making stuff again.
Alright?
So, here's what's going to happen next.
You're smart.
You listen to my podcast.
You can do the math.
We all know what happens next.
So, a toaster...
And let's just use round numbers for simplicity here.
Let's say a toaster, just a cheap toaster, China-made toaster, that used to sell at Walmart for $20, okay?
What was the cost of that toaster to Walmart?
And let's just take a guess.
Did that toaster cost Walmart, I don't know, can we say $15?
So there's roughly like a 33% margin.
You know, because one-third of $15 is $5, and $5 plus $15 is $20, and $20 is the retail price to the customer, right?
So we would call that basically a 33% cost increase over wholesale.
Or you could say it's a 25% margin of the retail that goes to the retailer.
Either way you want to look at it.
But let's say the toaster costs $15 to Walmart.
Everything.
Freight, you know, like delivered.
$15 at your store.
And they sell it for $20.
And maybe that's not the right number.
Maybe it's $12.
But let's just use $15 and $20 for simplicity here, okay?
That's still a pretty big margin for a high-volume retailer like Walmart.
So now, with the tariffs of 150%, what does that $15 toaster cost?
Right?
So add 150% to that.
Now that $15 toaster is a $37.
It's a $37 toaster wholesale cost to Walmart.
What does Walmart have to sell that toaster for now in order to have a similar margin?
Well, the answer, of course, is $50.
So a $20 toaster that a consumer was paying $20 at retail, now Using my numbers here, that's a $50 toaster.
It's the same toaster, folks.
It's still the same $20 toaster, which is actually a $15 toaster at wholesale.
But now you're paying $50 for the toaster.
Can you afford a $50 toaster?
How many people are going to buy a $50 toaster that just doesn't do anything except toast a couple pieces of bread and maybe you can squeeze half of a bagel in there or something?
Are you going to pay $50 for a cheap-ass toaster made in China?
And the answer is that there's a demand-price curve.
So in economics, this is known as demand elasticity.
So as the price of the product rises, demand, in terms of the number of units that are demanded per month, demand falls.
So because of the tariffs, Even though the quality of the toaster did not go down, it's still the same toaster, the demand for the number of toasters will plummet substantially.
Which means that Chinese factories, the toaster factories, are toast.
Either way, even if Walmart pays the tariffs, that's not going to restore the original volume of demand to that factory because it's no longer a $20 retail toaster.
Fewer people are going to spend $50 on it.
In other words, Walmart is trying to put something on its shelves.
But the things that it's going to have on its shelves will cost a lot more.
In this case, roughly 150% more, right?
Which is about what the tariff is.
Which means that the shelf space turnover...
We'll plummet.
Now, for those of you who are in retail, you already know where I'm going with this.
If you've been in retail, if you've worked in the grocery industry, retail, electronics, Best Buy, you know, whatever, Lowe's hardware, you know how this works.
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Shelf space in a store has to earn a certain amount of revenue or that space loses money.
So a certain amount of space, like linear shelf, And, of course, the shelves that are at eye level are always more valuable than the shelves at your ankles.
Nobody looks down there.
That's why they put the beans and the rice down there.
The low-margin stuff that you have to stoop over and look for.
The stuff that they want you to buy is always eye level or chest level.
Your hands can reach it easily.
Pop-Tarts!
You don't have to work very hard.
You just kind of shovel them into your shopping cart.
So they put the high-profit stuff right there within easy reach of people's Grubby hands, right?
If that shelf space doesn't turn over a certain amount of profit per day, let's say, then they're losing money.
So if you put $20 toasters on a shelf, and let's say that toaster has taken up 12 linear inches on that shelf space, and that toaster makes Walmart, what did we say, $5 profit, right?
Well, you might sell one of those a day.
And so 12 inches of shelf space is earning Walmart $5 a day.
And you multiply that by all the 12 inches of shelf space at all the different shelf heights and all the different stores, you know, and that's how Walmart is a multi-billion dollar company.
But if you put a $50 toaster in that shelf space, your sales plummet so much that that $5 a day turnover for that 12 inches might plummet to, let's say, $2.
Let's say you're giving up.
In this case, 60% of the turnover profit revenue per linear foot of shelf space.
Okay?
At $2 per linear foot, and I'm just guessing about these numbers, but in my mind, this is all common sense.
At $2 per linear foot, you're losing money.
And you can't sustain that in the long run.
So here's my point.
Walmart...
Is trying not to have empty shelves, but they're still going to lose money because people won't buy a lot of goods that are priced at 150% higher than what they used to pay.
Understand?
So I did a song recently called Empty Shelves.
Well, Walmart's trying to make sure that they don't have empty shelves.
They're just going to have shelves that are losing money, which maybe that looks better than empty shelves.
But they're unprofitable shelves.
So maybe I'll have to do a follow-up song called Loser Shelves or something.
You know, Doomsday Shelves.
I don't know.
Just Losing Money Shelves.
How long can you maintain money-losing shelves?
In a big retail operation like that, not very long.
Not very long.
At some point, you've got to stop carrying that product.
You've got to replace it with something.
That's going to make more money.
And what would that thing be?
Well, you know, in the kitchen section, you need toasters.
All the toasters are made in China.
So, you know, you call around all your friends all across America.
Hey, you guys setting up a factory to make toasters?
No.
Why not?
Because there's no money in making toasters.
We're making missiles for the Pentagon, man.
That's big payday, you know.
Let's make weapons and bombs, not toasters.
So, the factories in America, they want Pentagon contracts.
They don't want to make home appliances.
So there's nobody in America that's going to make toasters.
Nobody.
So, you're going to get toasters from Mexico.
And nothing against Mexico, but I don't want toasters made in Mexico.
I would much rather have Walmart-enforced quality control safety measures.
Fire protection, you know, overheating circuit protection made in China.
Because last time I bought something made in Mexico, it didn't have all those features.
Again, nothing against Mexico.
It's just that Mexican manufacturing is not as mature as Chinese manufacturing.
Not by a long shot.
And I don't trust things that might catch on fire being made in Mexico.
Okay, that's all I'm going to say.
So the bottom line, folks, you are about to see a price shock instead of empty shelves on a case-by-case basis.
So some things may be empty shelves, but where Walmart can, Walmart's going to pay the tariffs and have something on the shelf that you can't afford.
So, in other words, you're either going to see empty shelves or have an empty wallet, one or the other.
Those are the only two choices here, right?
There's either nothing there for sale or the stuff that is for sale you can't afford.
Now, on top of this, Trump is, of course, continuing with the Federal Reserve policy of printing trillions of dollars of fiat currency as part of the debt Ponzi scheme.
In other words, the purchasing power of your dollar is plummeting every day.
So we didn't even factor that into this.
So that toaster that became a $50 toaster, well, The dollar's losing value, too.
And right now, the dollar is losing at least 20% of its purchasing power every year.
It's probably a lot more.
You know, government inflation numbers can't be relied on.
Obviously, they're delusional.
We know.
I mean, just look at the price of gold.
Look at the cost of food.
Look at the cost of insurance.
Look at how your dollar doesn't buy nearly what it did two years ago.
That's dollar devaluation.
That's inflation caused by currency printing.
So by the end of this year, what was a $20 toaster that then became a $50 toaster now has to be repriced as like a $60 toaster because your dollar is losing value.
And then that makes the situation even worse, because the American people are being driven into bankruptcy by all these factors together.
The tariffs and the currency printing, the dollar devaluation, in other words, and the fact that our government continues to send money to Ukraine and buy bombs for Israel and hand out huge checks to corrupt agencies like the FDA.
You know, and the CDC, and the CIA is still well-funded, etc.
Meanwhile, you're trying to afford a toaster that's now $60, which is triple the price that it was originally before all this.
So yes, a toaster that was $20 in January of this year might be $60 by Christmas.
That's right.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Oh my God, we can't afford a toaster any day.
Hey!
Jingle bells, something smells, dollar prints away.
You know, I mean, the song writes itself, practically.
It's like, when Christmas comes around, there's gonna be like, no Christmas goods, no decorations, nothing that you can afford.
You'll just, you and your family, you'll be at Walmart, like window shopping at Walmart, as if it's a luxury retailer, looking at the shelves.
I wish we could afford that.
What is it?
It's a light bulb.
You're going to be walking around Walmart trying to figure out what you can afford.
This is why I put out an article.
You should read it.
It's on naturalnews.com.
Let me find the title for you here.
I put out this article of all the things that, here it is, Urgent Report, the China Import Embargo, what to stockpile now before America, Runs out.
And I gave the full list there of critical items that you might want to consider stockpiling because they're made in China.
And I take my own advice, okay?
I thought of some other things from doing that article.
I was like, oh my gosh, I should get these now.
So I went on Amazon.
I still shop on Amazon.
I mean, they've got logistics figured out.
But you can shop at walmart.com.
You can go into retail.
But I bought a bunch of Chinese-made stuff.
And, you know, for the most part, it's actually, like I said, with Walmart, it's good quality.
Or even, you know, Walmart quality is better than Amazon quality, by the way.
So if you really want better goods, shop at walmart.com.
But I shopped on Amazon, and I shopped some locally.
I got a bunch of Chinese goods.
And yes, I bought another pair of shoes.
I'm trying to be Imeldo Marcos now.
If I die soon, they'll find me with like 500 pairs of the exact same kind of shoe.
No, not that many.
I have five pairs now.
No, I do.
I bought five pairs of the same shoes because I'm like, hey, I live on a ranch.
I wear out these shoes.
I try to fix them.
I'll use duct tape.
I'll use shoe goo.
I don't care.
I'll put an extra couple months into them, but eventually they're just shot and I got to change the shoes.
And I don't want to run out of my shoes, okay?
So yeah, I bought five pairs of shoes.
I mean, I just added another pair yesterday.
So you might think, that's crazy.
Why are you buying five pairs of shoes?
Well, I'll just explain why.
Because you're not going to be able to get them.
They're made in China.
And I don't want to hear any women talking to me about how many shoes I own.
You got a closet full of shoes.
You got shoes for every event.
You got shoes, you got heels.
That you only wore to one party.
I know you.
I swear.
You know what I'm talking about.
You have dresses you only wore one time.
So don't give me crap about five pairs of shoes.
That's nothing.
Women have racks full of shoes.
It's crazy.
Like, men have racks with guns.
Women have racks with shoes.
There's the key gender difference right there.
And I do have a rack with guns, but I don't have a rack of shoes, okay?
And I'm not panicked buying guns because all the guns I buy are made in America, you know?
So I know I'll be able to get those.
All right, so bottom line, let me wrap this up with some action items here.
So obviously, stockpile the stuff from China now, right now.
You may only have less than two weeks left before the shelves go empty for a period of time.
We don't know how long that's going to be.
We don't know if Trump's going to cave on tariffs.
We don't know what's going to happen.
But you should plan for months of supply chain chaos.
And then even when products come back, they're going to be really high-priced, at least double-priced, maybe more.
So if you get Chinese goods now, you're getting them at half-off, right?
Look, there's a 50% off sale right now at every Walmart.
I mean, effectively.
By paying full price, it's still 50% off compared to what's coming.
The second thing that you might want to consider doing, of course, to avoid losing dollar purchasing power, look into getting gold and silver.
Gold and silver are going to hold value.
They are the asset of protection through all of this.
And every chance that I get, I mean, I dollar cost average into gold and silver.
I'll tell you, I don't own any stocks, none.
I don't own any treasuries.
I don't do investing and day trading, nothing.
I stack gold and silver, and I have it in a heavily guarded vault, guarded by guys with guns.
Okay, it's not even in Texas, by the way, in case you're curious, but I have a trusted vault that I work with that's like military-grade vaulted metal.
Like, nobody's getting in there.
And it's insured by Lloyds of London, by the way.
And it's not part of the banking system.
I don't put gold and silver in safe deposit boxes because the bank can just confiscate that or the government could confiscate that or whatever.
And I've got some gold and silver, you know, personal possession as well.
I've got goldbacks.
I've got some amount of cash.
But I am stacking assets mostly in metals because I know where this goes.
At the end of the day, I know the dollar is going to zero, and this is a separate issue from the tariffs and supply chain, but the dollar itself is going to zero.
Mathematically, that is a certainty.
I just don't know the schedule.
How quickly does it go to zero?
I don't know.
It could be a few years.
Maybe it sticks around for a few years after it loses another 90% of its current value.
People keep it around for some local barter convenience or something, but, you know, like a pencil costs $100 or something at that time.
Who knows?
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So check it all out and get ready for price shock, supply chain shock.
Buy your Chinese goods now and be ready for a lot of panic and chaos for at least a few months in the marketplace.
It's going to be interesting to see what Walmart does, how they make their shelves look less empty.
You're going to walk down an aisle and it'll be like a whole row of coolers.
Why are the coolers taking up the entire aisle?
Because that's all we have.
We just have coolers.
Oh.
They did this during COVID.
Remember some of the retailers would spread out the things they had?
And you would find at grocery stores, you'd find a whole shelf of just tomato juice, you know?
It's like 50 linear feet of tomato juice cans.
Really?
Yeah, they're trying to fill the space.
They don't want it to look empty.
Some stores had printed posters that looked like canned soup.
Because they didn't even have enough canned soup to fill the empty shelves.
Potemkin village time.
You're about to see some weird stuff.
You're about to see a supply chain shock that you haven't seen since COVID.
And that COVID might have been the warm-up round compared to what's coming.
Depends on what Trump does, right?
And unfortunately, none of us know what's in Trump's mind.
I think not even God knows what's in Trump's mind.
Who knows?
You might as well just wake up and pick up a pair of dice and roll them.
And, like, base your Trump assumptions on the roll of the dice, because that's going to be about as accurate as trying to figure it out.
I have no idea what he's going to do.
Is he going to raise tariffs to 300% tomorrow?
I don't know.
Is he going to drop them to zero?
I don't know.
Is he going to exclude some other thing, like, you know, over-the-counter medicines?
I don't know.
None of us know.
We should have a game show called Read Trump's Mind.
Wrong answer.
Nobody knows.
So plan accordingly.
And that's what I'm trying to help you with right here.
So I'm going to finish up this report with my new music video called Empty Shelves, which is a satire song.
Don't take it seriously.
I'm not actually advocating gunfire.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
About what happens when society collapses and everybody goes crazy shooting each other for goods because the shelves are empty.
But it is a satire song.
But it's all, I mean, people are loving it.
They're laughing, which is my intention.
I want you to laugh when you hear this song because I think it's funny.
But check it out.
Empty shelves and you can hear all my music at music.brighteon.com.
So enjoy this music video.
Empty shelves, empty shelves It's empty shelves in the city See them bare, here and there Shortages are sure not pretty It's alright, please don't fight If you get hurt it would be a pity Empty shelves,
save yourselves We gotta get out of this city The shelves are empty We've got no lights The people are hungry And they're starting to fight.
I think I heard gunshots in aisle five.
Go check and see if they're still alive.
Check their pockets for wallets and cash.
And grab some snack chips and exit fast.
If you spot someone with extra stash, we'll take their stuff and dash.
Empty shelves, empty shelves, it's empty shelves in a city.
See them fair, here and there.
Short days are sure not pretty.
It's alright, please don't fight.
If you get hurt, it would be a pity.
Empty shelves, save yourselves.
We gotta get out of this city.
The power grid failed, two weeks ago.
Now the B side of people is starting to show.
I wish I had stockpiled some extra supplies.
I don't wanna be a hoarder, but I'd love to be alive.
We're lucky that I found this fully loaded.
I might have to ventilate someone who's trying to rob us blind.
If you see someone coming, be cool, don't make a scene.
Empty shelves.
Empty shelves.
It's empty shelves in the city.
Seen and bare, here and there.
Shortages are short, not pretty.
It's alright, please don't fight.
If you get hurt, you'd be a pity.
Empty shelves.
Save yourselves.
We gotta get out of this city.
Empty shelves, empty shelves, it's empty shelves in the city Don't be scared, we're well prepared Strap this shit and pretty, empty shelves Let's see what else is gonna be
problematic Fifteen rounds, I say it sounds like a semi-automatic
Empty shelves, empty shelves, get out of this city.
Empty shelves, empty shelves, not gonna be pretty *music*
Welcome to the Mother's Day special sale event at healthrangerstore.com slash Mother's Day.
And we appreciate moms everywhere.
We love you for what you do, your love for the world, for bringing fellow human beings into this world and teaching them how to live in a healthy, uplifted way.
That's really important.
So we've put together these great discount kits for you.
One of them is called Mom's Energy Support Kit.
And how much energy does...
The mom in your life need?
She needs enough energy to slap you silly if you say something inappropriate, probably.
So in order to help you achieve that, go ahead and show what's on my desk here.
We've got the Mom's Energy Support Kit.
It's got organic bee pollen.
It's got Fairtrade organic freeze-dried instant coffee, Groovy Bee Organic MCT oil, concentrated mineral drops, that's the one you see in the background there, and 100% organic hand-roasted Whole bean coffee that's honey processed from Honduras.
All of this is available to help the mom in your life.
Maybe she's the mom of your children.
Maybe you're the mom.
Or maybe you're a mom who also has a mom and you want to help your mom be recognized for all the love and joy that she has given to the world.
This is a great way to do it, especially if your mom loves high-quality coffee, right?
So check it out, healthrangerstore.com.
Now, a couple of things.
This is discounted about 26% compared to buying these separately.
Also, you get double points during this wholesale event, which ends May 11th.
So double points, it's equivalent to about 10% back on your purchase in points that you can use on future purchases.
And then on top of that, we also have other kits that you may want to consider that have free gifts, such as Mom's Ultimate Pamper Kit, as well as Mom's Aromatherapy Oasis Kit, which are also seriously discounted in one case.
More than 40% discounted for the pamper kit with a free gift of a pine needle spray.
So check all of that out at healthrangerstore.com slash Mother's Day and Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there.
And notice that I did not call you birthing persons.
I called you moms because that's the truth.
You're the mom and society should recognize you for your contributions.
Thank you so much.
We appreciate you and your support.
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