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Dec. 31, 2021 - Health Ranger - Mike Adams
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Situation Update, 12/31/21 - You now possess the ALGORITHM to navigate and survive ANYTHING in 2022
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Welcome to the situation update for Friday, December 31st, 2021.
Yes, folks, amazingly, we have arrived at the last day of a very difficult year.
And I'm not going to let this year just be forgotten.
We're going to revisit this year.
And we're going to thank our lucky stars, or maybe actually thank God, that we've made it through this year together.
Hasn't it been quite a wild ride?
I just, I can't believe it.
But together, we are strong.
We are informed.
We have God on our side.
We've made it through this, and we're going to make it through 2022 together as well.
So, as I said yesterday, I'm going to keep this going.
For as long as it takes for us to get our liberty back.
Now, a couple of notes about just projects and such.
I do intend to do a vinyl record about 2021.
Even if it takes four months to get that record stamped out, that's something I intend to do.
Again, it's only 22 minutes per side, so it won't be very long, but I'm going to try to hit the highlights and see if we can offer that out there as almost memorabilia from The year that we all survived together.
What an amazing thing.
And then I've now almost completely finished recording the new...
Audiobook that's going to be free of charge for you.
And it's called Ghost World 2022 through 2032.
And I haven't yet finished the previous audiobook.
I've been working on it called Resilient Prepping.
It's actually, that's a much longer book.
But this Ghost World book just came out in the last, I mean, I just recorded it over the last three days.
And it's really hard hitting.
I think it is, you're going to really enjoy this because there's also a positive theme And it's the two Americas theme that I mentioned yesterday.
And it explains why it's been so confusing.
Why on one hand you see doom and gloom and collapse.
And on the other hand, there's a rebuilding and there's a resurgence and a revival of America.
And you might ask, well, how can both of these things be true?
And the conclusion that I've come to is that they're both true in different places in America.
We're going to have two Americas, geographically two different Americas.
Depends on where you are, that's the America you're going to get.
So that book's going to be coming out for you soon, free of charge, obviously.
You'll be able to download the MP3 files and the PDF transcription.
And then also, as I promised, the comedy collection from 2021.
I have all those audio files.
I'm about to assemble it probably this weekend.
I'll put it all together.
We're going to release the best comedy of the situation update from the year 2021, which I don't know if it's going to be a riot or just sad.
I really have no idea.
But I'm going to put it together and release it for you, and you can enjoy it, and we can laugh together at the year that almost destroyed humanity.
Really, I think 2022 is going to be an even more difficult year for many people, but I also see 2022 as the turning point for those areas of the world and of America that are going to have the resurgence.
I'm really seeing a hardening of the resistance against medical tyranny.
And I think there are going to be some major things happening in 2022.
Let me just go through some of the big possibilities here.
Now, these aren't official predictions, by the way.
These are just some what-ifs, things that could happen.
But one of them could be a dollar collapse, an engineered attempt at a global currency reset.
That's going to wake a lot of people up to honest money and the problems with federal or central banks, the Federal Reserve, and so on.
And also the total criminal corruption of governments that run on money printing and handing out money everywhere.
So yes, there's a global currency collapse coming.
Could happen in 2022.
There's another big event, which could be the so-called cosmic false flag or the faked alien invasion.
And you may have heard recently that NASA has hired some religious leaders, like right out of the movie Contact, you know?
And apparently NASA needs these religious leaders to To be able to inform the public of what to think when NASA reveals the existence of alien life.
Now, this isn't the first time NASA's had such experts hanging around or offering consulting or what have you.
But it seems like there's suddenly renewed interest in this, especially when you put it together with the fact that over the last couple of years, the U.S. Navy released that, you know, the UFO footage, what was it called?
The Tic Tac flying object footage.
And there have been high level members of the military that have said, yes, these are extraterrestrial vehicles, not of human origin, things like that.
And a lot of people believe that this is a set up.
A setup to a cosmic false flag that they're going to fake an alien invasion in order to get everybody to go to support world government, basically.
You know, they'll have like a giant hologram UFO in the sky and they'll say, oh, my God, the aliens are here.
And they say that for Earth to be accepted into the what?
The cosmic...
This community of nation planets or whatever, you have to give up your guns and all your free speech and you all have to take the vaccine.
And then some people are going to say, oh my God, the aliens want us to do it.
Let's do it.
And it's just going to be another way to kill off humanity, you know?
And a lot of people will buy it.
But anyway, that's the interpretation that a lot of people have.
Other people think that there will be actual contact with And that NASA is slowly releasing information about Mars, you know, helicopters on Mars, there's water on Mars now, they just admitted a couple weeks ago, found a massive amount of water on Mars.
And they've even said in the past they've found liquid water on Mars in the craters, at least seasonally.
Did you know that Mars has seasons?
Mars has, you know, there's an axial tilt of Mars relative to the orbital plane.
That it takes around the Sun.
And as a result, Mars has, you know, poles.
And Mars has ice caps.
And the ice caps keep changing in size based on the seasons.
Yeah, because it's freezing and melting and freezing and melting.
Anyway, all this is coming out.
I mean, they've covered it up for decades, but it's all coming out.
So there are going to be some huge revelations, perhaps in 2022.
I guess we'll have to wait and see.
Some other people also believe that there's going to be a big kind of a white hat reveal.
And I don't know what to think about all this.
I don't know what you think about it, but many people think that I don't know.
All the good people are in charge, and then they're going to release all the lists of names of all the pedophiles and everything.
Now that Ghislaine Maxwell has been found guilty, they say she's going to be singing like a canary and naming names, and all the bad people are going to go to Gitmo, and so on and so forth.
It sounds a lot like hopium to me.
I'm not sure that I believe all that, but I hope it's true.
But that's why they call it hopium, because You know, some renditions of Hopium are kind of like stringing you along, like, just hold out for one more election cycle.
And then you find out you're screwed no matter who wins because the GOP is made up of a bunch of rhinos who are basically just Democrats in disguise, you know?
That's what I suspect we may be looking at with the midterms, like no matter who wins, we lose, you know?
Well, I don't know.
You could call that a pessimistic point of view or a skeptical point of view.
Some people choose to be more optimistic and that's fine.
I don't have all the answers.
We each have to choose.
What we're going to believe.
And that's fine.
I'm open to all possibilities.
Even with Trump, by the way, you know, I've been pretty critical of Trump lately, and I'm open to Trump changing his view on the vaccines.
Maybe one day soon, Trump will say, oh my God, I was scammed by Fauci and I was scammed by Big Pharma and I realized I made a mistake and the vaccines are really hurting people and you should not take them unless you're over 65 or whatever.
Trump could change, boom, just like that.
And if he did, I would change my view of Trump and his credibility on this issue.
So I'm not personally mad at Trump.
I'm not an anti-Trumper.
I simply, I have standards about how I, well, I should say I have discernment about people.
And this issue of vaccines is a very easy litmus test, in my view.
If somebody comes out and says, oh, vaccines haven't hurt anyone and everyone should take them, then, in my view, it doesn't matter who they are, they have no credibility.
They're either ignorant or they're intentionally trying to hurt people.
Whereas if somebody comes out and says, oh, these vaccines, they really are dangerous and they are hurting people and we need to be cautious and we need to look into this, then as far as I'm concerned, I don't care if they're a Democrat or Republican or Independent or LGBT for that matter.
If there's an LGBT person out there that's like, hey, we need to look at these vaccines, they're very dangerous, then I'm totally thumbs up on that person and Their analysis of what's happening.
This is why I support, you know, Democrats like Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
officially stated there.
I mean, people just call him Bobby, but that's a little too casual.
Anyway, he's an American hero as far as I'm concerned.
And he's on the opposite political party as Trump, obviously.
And do you recall a few years ago when there was this rumor around that Trump was going to make Bobby Kennedy, some sort of advisor on vaccines or to run a vaccine investigation committee of some kind.
Remember that?
I think that was back in 2016.
It was very early in the presidency.
And I was all for that and I thought that that would have been a really powerful combination to have Republican Trump and Democrat RFK Jr.
working together to uncover the truth about vaccines.
And so at that time, I was optimistic about where that could go.
And then, of course, we know what happened.
Here we are years later.
Bobby Kennedy banned from everywhere, banned big tech, just like Robert Malone has been banned now by Twitter and so on.
And then Trump coming out all pro pharma, pro vaccine.
You know, so it's it's quite a disappointment.
That's all I'm saying.
So as I mentioned yesterday, I am not loyal to any political party.
I am not a party person.
I am a principles person.
And I don't care what letter someone has beside their name.
I don't care the color of their skin.
I don't care their national origin.
I don't care if there's sexual orientation.
None of that matters to me.
What matters are your principles.
That's what I use to judge everyone.
Discernment via principles.
So let's see what Trump does.
And I have patience with people before I publicly criticize them.
So I gave Trump a lot of rope, you know, a lot of rope that he's been using to tie everybody up, I guess, you know, metaphorically speaking.
Um, Let him run for a long time, just hoping, hoping, hoping, hey, Trump, why don't you turn around?
Why don't you come out and see the truth about the vaccines?
Why don't you, you know, arrest Fauci here while he was president?
But all that patience did not pan out, and here we are.
Now, right now, I'm giving a lot of patience to Senator Rand Paul.
I have not criticized Rand Paul, and I've said a lot of nice things about Rand Paul because I think he's a very good person.
In fact, I think Rand Paul is inherently ethical.
He is inherently compassionate, and he is a law and order person.
He believes in real justice.
He believes in humanity.
He believes in civilization, much like his father.
And so I think Rand Paul, if we give him enough time and patience, he's going to come around on this issue.
And I think that Rand Paul is operating in an environment where it's probably no exaggeration that he's been told if he crosses certain boundaries, they're going to just kill him.
I mean, they've tried to kill him twice already, right?
They sent the mad shooter to try to kill him at that, what was it, a baseball game or softball game, whatever it was, congressional game.
They tried to kill him.
They sent a guy with a rifle.
And then his neighbor tried to kill him, too, and broke one of his ribs.
Remember that deal?
So Rand Paul, he has put himself on the line.
He has been subjected to violence and threats, many, many threats that we don't even know about.
And he's operating...
In probably the best way he can at the moment, I just hope he finds more opportunities to be more outspoken about the dangers that these vaccines pose.
Now, by the way, let's talk about Dr.
Oz for just a second since I'm on this topic.
Dr.
Oz is running for U.S. Senator, I think it's in Pennsylvania, isn't it?
As a member of the GOP. And I've noticed that a lot of the pro-life organizations, such as LifeSite News, We have published articles about Dr.
Oz and Oz's previous endorsement of abortion, which seems obviously quite inconsistent with the GOP platform.
I want to say about Dr.
Oz that aside from his abortion issue, and let's see if he's going to come around on that issue and work to protect unborn human children.
Maybe he'll change, right?
But I think that overall, Dr.
Oz is a good-hearted person in an overall sense, and that he wants good things for humanity.
And he has pushed the envelope on nutrition and supplements and superfoods.
And he has educated a lot of really mainstream people in topics that they otherwise would not have known about.
So Overall, Oz has made a very positive impact on health knowledge and nutrition knowledge.
Now, has Oz been forced to appear to be pro-vaccine?
Yeah, absolutely.
Because they don't let you have a TV show.
If you talk like I do, obviously.
You know, they're never going to have the Health Rangers show on some network, you know, TV network, right?
That's why I had to build my own platforms.
So Oz is in the same boat as Rand Paul, I believe, is kind of pushing the envelope while staying in that system where there is a lot of power and influence, whether it's power in media or power in the Senate.
Now, this doesn't mean that That they're perfect because they're not.
And I think Oz and Senator Paul both have room for lots of improvement, but they're walking a very difficult tightrope.
It's a difficult balancing act of what they're doing.
And let us not forget the positive difference that they're both making.
Even if they're not 100% with us yet publicly, I think they're with us in their hearts.
And I think if we give them time, they will be more vocal about all of these issues.
That's my take on it.
Now, we're going to get to some health topics here in just a second, but I've got one more comment when it comes to people and influencers and things that come out.
And there's a lot of bickering that's going on in the, I would say, the pro-liberty movement And frankly, Trump and his public advocacy of vaccines is causing quite a bit of division.
He's losing his support base like never before.
And one of the ways I know this is that when I finally went public and wrote my article that was very critical of Trump pushing vaccines and also money printing, things like that, I received many, many, I mean more than a couple dozen texts and emails from other influencers who told me that they are 100% with me on that point and none of them None of them condemned what I was saying.
They were celebratory.
They were saying, I'm glad you're saying this.
I agree with you.
And then many of those people themselves said similar things on their own shows and podcasts and emails and articles and so on.
So I know there is a very strong, growing dissent against Trump over this vaccine issue.
At the same time, I do think it is really important that we remember that our strength comes from working together.
And so even if Trump goes all in with Big Pharma and pro-vaccine, I just want to urge all of us, let's not allow Trump's position on vaccines to rip us apart, those of us who are pro-liberty.
If Trump's going to join Big Pharma and go in with that, well, then...
Our work must continue against those vaccines and in favor of humanity and in favor of natural immunity and ivermectin and vitamin D and so on.
So Trump or no Trump, our mission is the same.
And we cannot subjugate ourselves to one man or any one person, whether it's Trump or someone else.
In fact, there was a person who talked to me today about all of this, and they said that they're very concerned that Trump is coming back into power and that when he does, that he's going to be a worse medical tyrant than Joe Biden.
They're concerned that they think Trump will actually push vaccine mandates like never before.
And a lot of Trump supporters right now are saying, well, no, Trump, he continues to reiterate that he's not going to push vaccine mandates.
But we have to be reminded that's what Biden said too.
That's what Biden said.
And I also remember that Trump back in 2016 and 2015 and so on, he was very much aware of the dangers of vaccines because if you go back to, I think, 2015, he was retweeting natural news articles that myself and others had written about the dangers of vaccines.
So I know Trump was aware of vaccine dangers.
And I know that when people like Candace Owens are out there saying right now that, oh, Trump came from an era before the Internet and Trump only listens to the mainstream media and Trump doesn't really know about independent media.
As much as Candace Owens has said a lot of really great, important things, I'm sorry, she's just not nailing it on this.
As I said yesterday, Trump is not a time traveler from the 17th century.
I mean, Trump has known about natural news for six years at least, and he's known about Infowars, and he went on with Alex Jones in 2016 as part of his campaigning.
Trump absolutely knows about independent media.
So, Whatever Trump does, that's his business.
But you and I, we stay on track.
We continue to educate people.
We continue to promote the truth.
We continue to save lives.
Now, switching topics just a little bit on that.
I just want to remind you to remind others to take their supplements.
I think this entire pandemic could have been solved if we had free vitamin D given out nationwide.
I think they just should have had vitamin D, pick it up for free at every post office, just walk in, show your driver's license or something, or any form of identity or identification, and get a free bottle of vitamin D once a month or something like that.
They could have solved the entire thing for probably less than a billion dollars.
Instead, they've been spending trillions on bailout money, stimulus money, and hundreds of billions funneling it to big pharma, which of course was the whole point, to enrich big pharma and achieve global depopulation.
So the answers are out there.
They're readily available.
Think about what I've talked about here on this podcast over the last few days.
We've learned that a combination of lactoferrin and colostrum can reduce viral replication by 99% according to a preprint study.
We've learned that what honey and black cumin seed was cited in one study as having a very powerful effect.
And we've also learned that diphenhydramine, the active ingredient in Benadryl, when combined with lactoferrin, is also very effective according to research.
I think the lactoferrin goes with the diphenhydramine, whereas the colostrum is an immune booster all by itself.
But anyway, there are a lot of natural substances.
Granted, the science is early on those things, and a lot more research is needed on them, but We know vitamin D is powerful.
We know quercetin creates zinc ionophores.
And we know that zinc is readily available.
And personally, I take artemisinin, which is the wormwood herb extract.
We know about elderberry.
We know about the power of just vitamin C. There are so many supplements and, you know, anti-inflammatory nutrients that help fight systemic inflammation, which is one of the key symptoms of infection or viral attack and so on.
I mean, just look at the Dr.
Zev Zelenko protocol or look at the America's Frontline Doctors' protocols.
Supplements have a major, major impact.
And I take supplements religiously every day, almost without fail, unless I'm traveling or something.
But I take supplements.
I take a lot of them.
And I have to credit them, plus emergency medicine.
I use chlorine dioxide as emergency medicine.
And you're not even allowed to study that.
No one's allowed to sell it.
For internal use, obviously.
But chlorine dioxide is used for sanitizing surfaces.
It's used for sterilizing buses and subway cars and restaurant tables and all kinds of stuff.
They spray it on everything.
So yeah, it kills viruses topically.
We know that.
But the point is, there are so many solutions that are readily available, and yet, across the board, so few people take them seriously.
It's just astonishing to me.
If you know all the facts about vitamin D and how powerful it is, how would you not take it?
If vitamin D had been created by big pharma, it would be touted as the greatest discovery in the history of medicine.
It would, you know, vitamin D, again, if it were a drug, they would say, this is the drug that treats, you know, 25 diseases.
And it's amazing.
It protects the brain.
It protects the kidney.
It stabilizes blood sugar.
It activates immune response.
You know, it builds strong bones and just on and on and on.
It would be the most miraculous drug ever.
But since it's not a drug, you hear nothing about it.
So don't discount the power of nutrition just because Big Pharma is not out there advertising about it all the time or the media is not out there touting it.
Remember that supplements and nutrition...
And by the way, you can grow a lot of your own nutrition using the hydroponic systems that I talk about quite a lot.
Remember that plants are synthesizing medicinal molecules out of air.
They're taking the carbon dioxide out of air and they're taking...
The hydrogen out of water from their roots, and they are making medicinal molecules out of nothing but hydrogen, carbon, and oxygen, HCO. Those are the elements that go into all of the amazing medicinal components and antioxidants and carotenoids and all these other things that plants synthesize.
Nothing but air and water, folks.
Plants turn air and water into medicine.
Really, literally, they do that.
And I've never heard anybody else talk about it that way, but that's exactly what's happening.
All right, different topic now.
The CDC, Dr.
Walensky, the head of the CDC, has announced that after the now reduced five-day quarantine period, you're supposed to spend five days in quarantine if you test positive for COVID. After the five days, you're free to go again As long as you have no symptoms.
And she specifically said that they're not going to require a negative PCR test anymore because, and get this, this is astonishing, because she says PCR tests can remain positive for up to 12 weeks after someone no longer has COVID. And you're thinking, what?
Wait a second.
They've been using PCR tests for two years, very nearly.
For two years to lock people down and to say we have all these cases and to demand vaccines and demand masks and in countries like Australia and New Zealand and rip people out of their homes and send them into COVID concentration camps and everything.
They've been using PCR tests to do this.
Now, Walensky tells us that PCR will test you positive for 12 weeks.
After you no longer have COVID? Now, we've known that PCR tests are a fraud for a long time.
We know that PCR tests are, it just depends on the cycle threshold, how many times they cycle the replication of all the different protein fragments.
And if they cycle it enough times, they can get a positive out of anything because they're just essentially measuring background noise and they're calling it.
The COVID? And they've used that to push this whole thing.
So now here we are.
The CDC has canceled now, at the end of this year, they have canceled their PCR test, saying that it really couldn't distinguish between the flu and COVID. And then at the same time, they say, well, we're no longer going to use the PCR test here because it can flag false positives for 12 weeks.
And she just says it with no retrospective analysis of, well, wait a second.
What does this mean about the last two years?
What does this mean about all the lockdowns?
What does this mean about everything we've been told up to now?
It means we've been lied to, obviously, this entire time.
And it means that most of this pandemic is a total fraud, doesn't it?
That's what it means.
But again, you're not getting any – there's no apologies.
There's nobody out there saying, well, gosh, we were wrong about this whole thing this entire time.
And now maybe we need to rethink this because this is not appropriate.
This test isn't really accurate and so on and so forth.
You're not hearing any of that now.
So what does it all mean?
It means the whole thing is a fraud, and they're kind of leaking out the truth little by little.
That's what it means.
Alright, we've got more to cover here today, but given that it is New Year's Eve, I just want to offer a little safety warning.
Not that I'm trying to be your parent or anything, but just a friendly reminder that there are a lot of crazy people on the roads late tonight and a lot of breathalyzer checkpoints.
So stay off the roads later this evening, if that's an option that you have, because we need you.
We need you to stay safe, and we need you to help fight for humanity next year and beyond.
So just keep all that in mind.
But have a great New Year's Eve, you know, and celebrate it yourself in a safe and mature way.
Don't do anything crazy yourself.
And now for the kind of the comedic aha segment today.
You know, normally on the podcast, I share something with you that I think you'll find amazing but true, right?
Amazing but true.
Like, you can pump up your car tires with a bicycle pump.
I learned something.
Very shocking today.
So I'm going to share that with you.
And I learned that there's something called a...
There's a game called Cornhole.
And I did not know about this game.
And apparently, it's a big deal.
And this goes way back decades.
And I don't know if it's...
If you participate in the game, if that's called...
Cornholing, or what exactly?
Because I've heard that term used in a very different context.
But in this game, two teams stand, I don't know, 30 or 40 feet apart, opposing teams, and they have beanbags, and then there's a slanted board with a hole in it.
And you just try to chuck the beanbags into the hole opposite you.
And whoever gets the most beanbags in the most holes wins.
And this is quite a big sport I just learned in Texas.
I really had no idea.
I'd never heard of this.
But it's called cornhole.
Or I've also learned, shockingly, that it's It's referred to as Cornholio.
So going back to Beavis and Butthead, I didn't know.
I am Cornholio!
I never knew what he's talking about.
But it was funny.
And it turns out that's a real thing.
So there you go.
I mean, I've lived in America.
I grew up in America.
I live in Texas.
And somehow I have never run across Cornhole until just now.
But it's a thing.
It's a real thing.
But as I kind of warned you, I've heard the term cornhole or cornholing as something bad that happens to you in prison.
When, you know, when you're attacked by someone in an act of sexual violence, I've heard that called cornholing.
And, you know, like George Carlin, the comedian, would talk about, I think he used the term in some of his stand-up routines.
And so I thought that's what it meant.
I thought if you're getting cornholed, you're having a bad day in prison.
But apparently...
In Texas and apparently many other states, if you're playing cornhole, you're winning.
You're getting beanbags in the hole.
And I'm not making this up.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm genuinely surprised that I had never heard of this sport or whatever activity, pastime.
And it's a very simple, low-tech thing, so it's kind of good to know about this as society is collapsing.
This is something you can play without a power grid, it turns out.
You just need a board with a hole in it and some beanbags.
I'm not sure what corn has to do with it, by the way.
Maybe originally...
You were, like, chucking corn cobs into the holes, and that was what you did.
And then they upgraded it to beanbags or something.
But it's a real thing.
I'm not making this up.
Go to DuckDuckGo.com.
Seriously, search for cornhole competition or something.
In fact, let me do that.
Okay, so here we go.
Just search for cornhole competition.
And sure enough, there's a website called PlayCornhole.org.
Cornhole tournaments.
You can find and compete in local cornhole tournaments all over the country.
What?
This is unbelievable.
And then there's a website called AmericanCornhole.com.
This is the cornhole organization.
With cornhole leagues, I can't stop laughing just because, again, cornhole!
No, seriously.
So there are cornhole competitions in Pennsylvania, North Dakota, Connecticut.
That's what I'm seeing so far on the website, and I guess they're all over the place.
Oh my gosh, there's a map.
They're all over the country.
Oh my goodness.
They're in Arizona.
Apparently you can do some weekend cornholing just about anywhere.
And let's see, we have cornholemart.com with an article on how to organize a cornhole tournament.
Oh!
Cornholeantics.com, how to run a righteous cornhole tournament.
That must be fun.
Cornholeboards.net that lists cornhole tournaments.
The official cornhole rules by the American Cornhole Organization.
That's the ACO. Official cornhole rules.
Rule number one.
Don't fight back.
I don't know.
It's crazy.
I never heard of this.
Alright, so here's the test for your friends.
And they ask you, and I said, what are you doing this weekend?
Oh, just doing some cornholing.
And I'm like, what?
What are you talking about?
What kind of person are you?
No, no, no.
I'm in a cornhole league.
We cornhole in groups.
See what your friends say.
Oh, seriously.
And I'm not trying to mock people, by the way, who play this.
I just think the name is really funny.
I think it's great that people get involved in family activities that are somewhat physical and off-grid.
I think it's great.
So don't misinterpret me.
I'm not in any way mocking cornholing.
And probably the fact that I'm mentioning it is promoting the activity.
So if you'd like to do some cornholing, go to some of those websites I mentioned.
American Cornhole Association.
Give yourself a Cornhole League name.
And go out there and start rocking the scoreboard with your bean bags.
And it's real.
I'm not making any of this up.
Okay, let me read you this.
If you go to the playcornhole.org website, they have cornhole bag standards.
And it explains maybe where corn comes from.
It says, each bag shall be filled with approximately two cups of feed corn.
And finished bags should be roughly six square inches.
And weigh 14 to 16 ounces.
Well, wait a second.
Six square inches.
That's a really tiny bag.
And then elsewhere, they say the cornhole bag shall be made from two fabric squares, 6.25 inches by 6.25 inches with a 0.25 inch stitched seam on all four sides.
Bags should be made from durable fabric.
Well, so six by six, that's 36 square inches, isn't it?
You know, X times Y, that's 36 square inches.
But then this next thing says it should be roughly 6 square inches and weigh 14 to 16 ounces.
You can tell that I would...
They'd probably kick me out of the cornhole game because they're like, you're asking too many questions.
Well, why are you doing math?
Just freaking throw the bag.
Just toss this thing into the hole.
Stop worrying about how many square inches it is.
I'm just reading the rules, folks.
I'm just reading the rules.
They even have foul bag rule violations here in the official rules.
How do you get a foul bag?
Well, rule F is any bag that struck a previously defined object such as a tree limb or a wire or an indoor court ceiling, etc., or perhaps your opponent It's like, how did trees get involved in this?
It's like, okay.
Okay, well, you know who you don't want to play cornhole with is Tom Brady because he can fire a football into a 12-inch culvert from 50 feet away.
So just don't get any professional NFL quarterbacks on your opposing teams.
They will cornhole the crap out of you.
Anyway, sorry.
I didn't mean to get distracted by this.
It's just, isn't it odd to grow up in a country and, you know, I've lived over 50 years and I'm thinking, how did I not know about this?
Is this the Mandela effect happening?
You know the Mandela effect, right?
Where you have different memories of, like, things from your childhood and then they changed.
Like, you know, the children's book series?
I think it's called the Bernstein Bears or the Berenstein Bears or something.
And then now, if you look it up, it's different than what everybody remembers it to be.
And there's a lot of, like, childhood serial names that have changed.
Like, everybody remembers Captain Crunch, but it's not Captain.
It's actually Cap'n.
It's Cap'n Crunch.
There's no T. And as adults, people look at that and like, oh my god, what did the reality shift?
That's the Mandela effect.
So what I'm wondering is now, am I suddenly living in an alternate universe where everybody knows about cornholing, but not me, because I came from the non-cornhole universe, you know, the alternate history where we never had cornholing.
And then now, suddenly, everybody knows about it.
Have you heard about this?
Do you know about this?
Am I the only one that doesn't know?
I guess the joke's on me.
How did I not know?
I mean, as a kid, sometimes when I visited relatives way out in the boonies, we would play horseshoes.
I remember that game.
That's a hard game because you have to have the rotation of the shoe exactly right when it hits the metal bar on the other end, right?
That's hard.
A beanbag, it doesn't matter which way it's rotating.
It's just going to go through the cornhole.
But a horseshoe is way more difficult.
In fact, three out of the four sides of the horseshoe will block your victory.
Only one side of the horseshoe is open, really, if you think about it.
Okay, you know what?
I'm just going to jump into the Mandela effect here.
What the heck?
Because I brought up some examples.
So the Berenstain Bears is not Berenstain.
It's actually Berenstain.
S-T-A-I-N. Yep.
It's the Berenstain Bears.
And many of you, when you were children, you remember the Berenstain Bears.
And now it's Berenstain.
And it has never been Berenstain.
So that freaks a lot of people out.
And then...
From Star Wars, a lot of people remember Darth Vader.
This was in Empire Strikes Back after he cut off Luke's arm with the lightsaber.
And everybody remembers Darth Vader saying, Luke, I am your father.
This is one of the most famous lines from Star Wars.
Well, never said that, apparently.
That's not in the movie.
He never actually said it.
He actually says, no, I am your father.
And that's when Luke says, that's impossible!
And it goes on from there.
Okay, let's see some other examples.
A lot of people think that that TV show is called Sex in the City.
It's not Sex in the City.
It's Sex and the City.
Right?
Okay.
Okay, a lot of people are freaked out about the Oscar Mayer commercial from 1973.
You might remember hearing this.
My baloney has a first name.
You know how this goes.
It's O-S-C-A-R. And then the kid saying, my baloney has a second name.
And the way most of us remember it is M-E-Y-E-R. But apparently, officially, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Probably what this means is that none of us could spill when we were kids and we ate way too much processed meat.
That's probably what this is all about.
Okay.
All right, so going back in time even more in the 1960s TV shows, a lot of us remember...
Watching some Lucy reruns, perhaps, or if you're old enough, maybe the original episodes.
And Ricky Ricardo, he's...
Everybody remembers him saying the following.
Goes something like this.
Lucy?
Ah, you got some splenit to do.
Right?
That's...
We all remember that.
Lucy!
Turns out he never said that.
That's the Mandela effect.
Like, all our memories are wrong somehow.
He never said that.
Okay, one more example for you here.
A lot of people remember Jiffy peanut butter.
Pass the Jiffy.
Well, there's no Jiffy.
It's just Jiff.
J-I-F. That's it.
J-I-F. Jiff.
Jiff peanut butter.
Anyway, you get the idea.
This is called the Mandela Effect.
And a lot of this is attributed to people having wrong memories.
And maybe that's it.
Maybe that's the explanation.
But some people believe there are actually alternate universes at work.
And there are many examples of this.
I dare you, if you just want to blow your evening, just go on to DuckDuckGo and start searching for Mandela Effect examples.
And your mind's going to be like, no way!
Alright, here's a true factoid from the past.
Heck, it's New Year's Eve.
I'll just share this little personal experience with you.
The Rubik's Cube.
So the Rubik's Cube came out when I was in, I think, grade school.
And of course, it's very, very difficult to solve this when you're in grade school.
But the cube was incredibly popular.
And for the most part, most people could just get one face to have the same color.
Not to solve the whole thing.
And then typically the students would resort to just peeling the stickers off the other faces and reassembling the stickers.
They said, look, I solved it.
Yeah, but why are all the stickers falling off?
Because you just peeled them off.
That's not really the solution.
Well, that's a true story.
I got kind of dragged into a computer course.
At a local university, it was a nighttime computer course, and I was really advanced and into computers, and I had one of the first Apple II computers, and I was writing computer code and writing simple games and simulations and things like that, simulating gravity and whatever on the computer.
So I got dragged into this computer class.
And in this computer class, and I was, you know, again, the youngest person there, you know, a kid among adults, and they were like, what are you doing here?
I'm like, I don't know.
I heard this computer is happening here.
And we were learning something, I don't know, it was like Fortran or Pascal or something.
I don't know what it was, or just some programming language.
And there was a guy in the class who had a Rubik's Cube, and I asked him about it during one of the breaks.
And it turns out he's a guy who figured out how to actually solve the Rubik's Cube himself without any instruction.
And I said, no way.
So I took the cube and mixed it up, handed it back to him, and he solved it in like under a minute.
Like, wow, that's crazy.
And he was moving it all around in different directions and everything.
He was like, how did you do that?
And he said, well, it turns out there's an algorithm.
You just got to learn the algorithm, and then you can solve any Rubik's Cube.
I said, wow, that's cool.
So I don't know when it was.
A little bit later, I bought a book about how to solve the Rubik's Cube.
And he was right.
There's an algorithm of how to solve the Rubik's Cube.
So there are specific steps.
You can rotate a corner piece, for example, or you can flip a centerpiece or invert it, or you can exchange, you can move centerpieces with each other on different parts of a face, or you can move corner pieces and so on.
And obviously the centerpieces and the corner pieces are not interchangeable because a corner piece has three sides and a centerpiece, I mean the center of an edge, I went through this book as a kid, and it's not even that difficult.
To solve a Rubik's Cube once you have this algorithm.
And I learned how to do it.
And then I would do this thing where I would be usually dragged to some kind of social event or something.
And I would hand the cube to an adult.
Say, here, mix it up.
I'll solve it.
You mix it up.
And so they would say, no way.
There's no way you can solve this.
I'm like, yeah, I can totally solve this.
So they would mix it up, hand it back.
And then I would do what that guy did.
Solving the cube.
Moving around.
And I would solve it and freak people out.
And I actually did a solve one time in 26 seconds because we were timing this all the time.
I would have them timing.
Like, here, you time me.
I'll solve it.
I literally solved a Rubik's Cube in 26 seconds.
That's the fastest time that I ever did.
But it was fun.
And, you know, it astonished a lot of people because it's hard if you don't know the algorithm.
But if you think about how does that apply to today?
Well, We are living in this world.
We're trying to navigate this kind of 3D Rubik's Cube of vaccines and the fiat currency money system.
It's a giant puzzle, isn't it?
And the puzzle to someone who doesn't know the algorithm looks really complicated.
But to those who know the algorithm, the puzzle can be solved rather simply.
And really what I've learned over all these years is that There are people who have no algorithms and they're just winging it all the time.
Those are like the kids who would peel the stickers off the sides of the Rubik's Cube.
Like, they've never really solved anything.
And then there are people who have algorithms.
And among those people, some of the algorithms are correct.
Some of them are not correct.
Some of them have the wrong results.
So it really comes down to what is your inner model of Of the world around you, is it effective?
Does it really match reality?
And does it produce the solutions that you're looking for, such as self-reliance or maybe financial independence, if that's a goal of yours, or harmony or health or sustainability or whatever?
You have different algorithms for this.
You have different strategies for how to achieve this.
Some people's strategies are good.
Some people's strategies are horrible.
For example, the Democrats' strategy of how to have a green planet is to remove all the carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and shut down all the coal plants and starve everybody to death with a lack of fertilizer.
That's a bad algorithm.
But that's an algorithm that's being run right now.
What if we had better algorithms on a global scale or government scale or in our own private lives?
And that's what I think.
That's a lot of what I do.
Is to try to present some algorithms or some strategies, ways of thinking about the world in order to solve the Rubik's Cube of life and get the results you want in a way that to an outsider seems astonishing.
Oh my gosh, how did you do that?
All six faces, they all match now.
That's amazing.
How did you do that?
Don't let me tell you a secret.
And then that's when you start red-pilling people, you know?
When they say, well, how did you do that?
It's amazing.
Well, first, understand that every official source is lying to you.
So that's the first algorithm, to understand you're being lied to constantly.
You know, then you teach people about, well, the money supply is all fake.
The pandemic has been faked.
The medicine, the so-called medicine is faked.
It's all corrupt.
It's all rigged.
It's all fraudulent and so on.
And then you have solutions.
What are your solutions?
Well, it could be vitamin D. It could be ivermectin.
It could be silver coins.
It depends on the problem.
You have different solutions, different algorithms.
But this is what we're doing.
We are solving puzzles constantly.
And the globalists are throwing out confusion to try to prevent you from solving the puzzle.
That's what they're doing.
You know, it's like the globalists are...
A giant pigeon walking across your table where you have a puzzle half assembled and the pigeon is just like, I'm going to just destroy this puzzle and start scratching up all your puzzle pieces, shredding it or tipping over the table.
Not going to allow you to solve this puzzle.
That's their job.
That's the job of the media is to cause confusion and hysteria and make you so afraid where you're like, I'm too afraid to solve this puzzle.
That's what they're doing.
So, look at the world in this way.
It's a really useful explanation that if you know the algorithm, if you have the key, the blueprint, you can seem to perform miracles that other people find astonishing.
Like, whoa, how did you go through that financial collapse and not lose everything?
And the answer might be incredibly simple.
Oh, I bought gold.
There's the answer.
You bought gold!
How did you know to buy gold?
Well, because we saw the algorithm.
We did the math ahead of time.
We bought gold and now we're okay.
How much did you lose?
Oh, I lost everything.
Lucy, you got something to do.
Or people like...
Gosh, I got COVID. It was so bad.
Did you get COVID? Yes.
How bad was it?
It wasn't that bad.
How was it not bad?
Oh, because I know about vitamin D and quercetin and zinc and ivermectin.
Like, no way!
How did you know about all those things?
Because it wasn't hard.
It's not that complicated.
Nutrition, you know, it's important.
Helps the body catch up and blocks viral replication.
It lets your immune system function better and so on and so forth.
It's just a simple solution to the puzzle.
You might meet someone after the power grid collapses, after half your neighbors have nearly died of diarrhea from drinking contaminated water.
They're like, you didn't get diarrhea and almost died?
Nope.
And they'll say, well, how could that be?
How did you not get diarrhea and almost die?
Oh, because I have a water filter.
No way!
You have a water filter?
How did you know to get a water filter?
Oh, because this was kind of obvious this was going to happen.
Water filters are cheap.
Having diarrhea, expensive.
In terms of suffering and loss of productivity and so on.
If you think about it, prepping is a kind of algorithm.
And it's a solution-oriented algorithm.
That presupposes some future events which are extremely costly if you're not prepared for them, but are extremely easy to solve if you are prepared.
So that's called asymmetry, right?
Very expensive to not see that coming.
Very affordable to see it coming ahead of time.
Asymmetry.
And of course, this is a temporal asymmetry because looking back in time at a mistake, And thinking, oh my gosh, I made that mistake and that was very costly, versus looking forward in time and preparing for or anticipating something that's going to come.
And then solving it ahead of time.
So temporal asymmetry, I suppose it's a common concept.
This is something that is alien to the masses.
They don't think about temporal asymmetry.
In other words, they don't think about, hey, a bag of rice is dirt cheap today, but in a food collapse scenario, when I'm starving, a bag of rice might be incredibly costly.
So why not just buy bags of rice now?
Especially since you put them in, you know, five-gallon pails and the rice might last 10 years or more.
Lasts a long time.
Rice is cheap when everything's working.
Rice is incredibly expensive when everything's collapsing.
And I can see a lot of people are going to be asking coming up soon questions like, how did you see that coming?
And you and I will be answering, how did you not?
How could you not see this coming?
Well, we were busy playing cornhole.
Okay, that's fine.
But while you were cornholing each other, we were prepping over here with some beans and bullets.
And by the way, every podcast I do, somebody's offended by something, right?
And I can just see it today.
There's going to be some cornhole champion somewhere that's going to be just completely offended.
It's like, I loved your podcast until you mocked cornholing, and now I just can't listen anymore.
No, hey, to you, I'm not mocking cornholing.
It's just funny.
It's a funny name.
It's very funny.
It's the funniest name of any sport ever.
It's funnier than bobsledding, whatever that is.
Bobsledding always struck me.
Let's go sledding with Bob.
We're bobsledding.
But cornholing is even funnier.
Anyway, just in summary here about this concept, just remember what we're doing is we are analyzing the arriving problems and we are solving them in advance at a steep discount compared to what those solutions cost in the future.
And this is a very important principle.
And you've probably benefited from this principle in your life.
Think about the times where you have anticipated something and then you've been able to change course or maybe make a different investment or maybe halt a project or, I don't know, leave a bad relationship before it got worse or whatever.
You've probably had many things in your life where you benefited from the anticipation of what's coming.
And that's all we're talking about here.
And in order to know what's coming, you just have to analyze trends and know a little bit about human psychology and the evil corruption of government.
And this is why a lot of Democrats and obedience worshipers, they always get caught with their pants down, so to speak, not knowing what's coming because they think government is good.
They assign this false faith to government and corporations and they think, oh, corporations care about us and the governments love us.
And then when it turns out they don't, they're just shocked.
Whoa, we could never have seen this coming.
Well, actually, the rest of us did see that coming because we know that corporations are evil and the governments are evil and actually they're trying to kill you.
So it's not hard to anticipate what's happening if you have an accurate view of what's driving the other parties.
See, that's what you need to understand.
What's driving the The corporations involved in this pandemic will mostly profit.
What's driving governments?
Depopulation and power, taking away your civil liberties and so on.
When you finally understand the motivations, it all makes sense.
You know, what's driving the open borders policies?
Well, obviously, child trafficking for the wealthy, the elite, you know, the Jeffrey Epstein class of governors and big tech CEOs and what have you.
Everything makes sense when you understand the evil nature of the concentration of power into the hands of the few.
suddenly the whole world makes perfect sense.
So as we close out 2021 here, I want to say thank you for all your support this year.
And I also want to applaud you for surviving it and for sticking with it.
You made it through.
A lot of people didn't.
There's almost a million Americans dead from the vaccines, and obviously you are not among them, so you have avoided the depopulation bioweapon.
To this point, and that really speaks to your wisdom and your ability to anticipate what's coming, your ability to avoid or avert disaster.
That's to your credit.
You're going to need those skills in 2022, but the good news is we now have more practice doing those things, don't we?
And now they can't pull the wool over our eyes anymore, can they?
They can't trick us with this again.
They can't just release another virus and trick us all into more lockdowns and vaccines and masks and social distancing.
No.
So they're going to have to do something different, obviously, like a cyber warfare attack, a false flag on the financial systems or something like that.
So just be ready.
Apply the skills that we've learned in 2021 to the coming emergencies that will be unleashed against us in 2022.
To the extent that you can do that, you will be successful navigating 2022.
And rest assured, they're going to try some crazy events, some emergencies, some crisis.
They're going to unleash something or maybe multiple things.
You're going to have to navigate all that too.
But we've proven we can do it together.
We've proven we can anticipate.
We can analyze what's happening.
We can survive.
We can be prepared.
And we're doing so in a way that's a fraction of the cost of what people will pay in the future when they have made mistakes and not anticipated these things happening.
So you are way ahead of the game, folks.
You are way ahead.
So if there's any thought to really remember on this New Year's Eve, give yourself a round of applause.
You are so far ahead of the game.
You are on the high scoreboard for humanity.
Seriously.
You're so far ahead of the oblivious masses that you deserve a day or two off.
Give yourself some time off.
Relax.
You've done awesome.
You're ready for what's coming.
You know how to navigate it.
You know how to see it.
Your truth detector is fully functioning.
It's become automatic now at this point.
You not only have natural immunity against COVID, you have a natural cognitive immunity against tyranny and corruption and lies and deception and propaganda and false flags and all that stuff.
You are now the most fully qualified human being or among that class of super qualified people to survive what's coming.
There's almost nothing that they can throw at us now that will catch us off guard.
That's a good position to be in.
We are the most prepared people on the planet.
All right, I'll leave you with that thought, but seriously, give yourself credit for what you've gone through and the way you've conquered it.
And I know that none of us are 100% prepared for everything.
It doesn't matter.
You have the cognitive, well the wisdom.
You now have the neurological patterns to make it through almost anything.
That's something that we have all acquired at great cost.
As we learned what was happening over the last two years.
But now that we have that knowledge and wisdom, we can apply it to upcoming events and we can be successful in our goals of surviving and helping others, exposing corruption, you know, all these things that matter, building a sustainable civilization after the collapse of this one and so on.
These are lifetime skills.
And each of us has really just gone through a master class.
We have acquired knowledge and wisdom and experience that is priceless.
So give yourself credit.
You earned it.
You deserve it.
Have a wonderful New Year's Eve.
And we'll talk with you, well, I guess in 2022.
Yeah, I'll have another...
Update for you, of course, on Monday, if not something over the weekend, maybe some additional shorter report or shorter update.
But have a great New Year's Eve.
Keep it safe.
We'll talk to you again soon.
Take care.
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