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Dec. 14, 2021 - Health Ranger - Mike Adams
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Situation Update, Dec 14, 2021 - In a world of MASS DELUSION, the truly SANE seem like outcasts!
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All right, welcome to the Situation Update for Tuesday, December 14th, 2021.
All right.
This is Mike Adams here, and I will be joining Alan Keyes today at, let's see, 1 p.m.
Central on IMTV, part of the BrightTown.TV broadcast.
I always enjoy that conversation live with Alan.
Man, he's got an amazing mind.
And we have a great time there, so check that out at BrightTown.TV. I also want to thank all of you who have donated to the Greg Caton fundraiser.
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Today, we're going to be covering, well, all kinds of crazy things.
We have a section of insane news that leads off with the New Zealand leader.
Talking about 25-person orgies for some reason.
We've got news about this, quote, female swimmer who's actually a biological male cleaning up at women's sports.
We've got financial news, food and famine news, censorship news.
Oh, there's more contagion is spreading in China throughout the bond market of the Ponzi property developers.
We've got big news on that.
And then also, big news about Myanmar.
You know, the country that had the military coup that threw out the people who rigged the election there.
Well, Myanmar, the counter coup party, the party that got thrown out of office, they have now announced that their official currency is going to be Tether Stablecoin.
And so this is the first case that...
A cryptocurrency or stablecoin has been in effect weaponized to try to overthrow a government that's in power in a counter-coup operation.
So now things are about to get real interesting.
Because Tether, as you know, at least many people believe that it has exposure to Evergrande and Kaiza and other property developers in China.
Things could get real dicey real fast if Tether becomes embroiled in a regional war or, well, a national war in Myanmar.
So we'll talk about that.
Also more news about Russia and the potential for war in eastern Ukraine.
And then, of course, quite a lot of news about COVID and the latest insanity from, well, the pandemic pushers and the depopulationists and so on.
So there's kind of a preview of what we have coming up today.
And there's lots of insanity in today's broadcast.
It's going to be a little crazier than usual.
Let me just give an example here.
Where is this?
Oh, yeah.
There's a story on BigThink.com.
That says DMT, the DMT elves that people meet while tripping, and it talks about people using DMT, and they all encounter elves from another dimension.
For some reason, they're elves.
Why is that?
I have no idea.
But there's a serious scientific study into people who have used DMT and who have gone on these trips and how these trips have actually vastly improved the lives of, I think, 99% of these people.
And they believe.
And a lot of them are atheists, too, by the way.
They're not like drug addicts or anything.
These are regular everyday people who go on these DMT trips and they meet elves from another dimension.
And they swear that the elves are real.
They all come back and they're like, dude, those elves were real.
And in fact, they say that they were more real than anything in this world.
And by the way, that's something that you experience when you're lucid dreaming.
Now, personally, I've done a lot of lucid dreaming over the years, which is when you gain conscious awareness in your dreams at night, and then you control the dream, and you can do whatever you want because you're now in this incredible simulation, and you can control it.
And in that simulation, that reality is more real than this reality.
I don't know if you've ever practiced lucid dreaming.
And don't be thrown off by the word lucid.
It's not Lucifer or anything.
It's just from the term lucidity, which means to become aware.
So anyway, it's just self-aware dreaming is all that is.
And it's not drug-induced or anything.
It's just something that you can learn to do.
But anyway...
We're talking about DMT tripping people who encounter elves.
Now, personally, I've never taken DMT. I've never taken any hallucinogen.
I've never had to, I suppose.
I still remember the quote from one of my friends in college at the university saying, We were in the dorm, and he was, I think, he offered me some pot, because he and some other guys were smoking pot.
And this is when I explained to him, hey, I don't drink, I don't do pot, I don't do drugs, period.
I don't do any of that stuff, and I never have.
And at first, he was incredulous.
He couldn't believe it.
He was like, what?
You don't drink alcohol?
I'm like, no.
He's like, you don't smoke anything?
I'm like, no.
You don't do any drugs at all?
I'm like, no.
And I'll never forget the quote he said.
He said, Mike, you're the only person I know who has all the benefits of drugs without using them.
And then, you know, fast forward many years later, funny thing, I also have all the benefits of vaccines without using them, if there are benefits.
I mean, I have natural immunity, so I don't need the vaccines and I don't need the drugs, as you can tell.
My mind is interesting enough already.
You don't want to add DMT To the health ranger's brain.
Who knows what will happen?
Might be a portal open up to another universe or something.
So we don't even want to try that.
So I don't use that stuff.
I don't need to.
I don't have any desire.
And, by the way, over the years, I've run into people who've done way too much of that stuff.
The scientific study, I'm sorry to get too deep into this here, but in the science study, they're talking about people who have taken 6 to 12 DMT so-called trips in their lives.
And apparently that's a number that people can handle and still function in society.
I've met people who've done like 200 ayahuasca trips, you know, and they're like, dude, you're not all here.
Yeah, because their consciousness has been ripped into some other world.
You've probably met people like that.
Just got to be careful.
That's all I'm saying.
But that's not even the craziest thing we're going to talk about today.
There's other crazy stuff.
So let's just jump right into it.
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All right.
So we're going to go to New Zealand.
And of course, we're going to start there because this is the craziest podcast ever.
And you know the Prime Minister there, Jacinda Ardern, who is some kind of insane lunatic, she's rolled out some kind of new, quote, traffic light system that determines your level of freedom based on what region in which you live.
You might live in a red region or a green area or an amber area.
And then that determines how much freedom you have.
Now, she has announced that in the, let's see, in the red areas, of course, it's like a red light district is what she's talking about.
You can now engage in orgies with up to 25 people.
This is the priority of New Zealand.
I mean, New Zealand's leadership.
I don't mean the New Zealand people.
Apparently, this is the priority is getting back to the orgies.
You know?
Seriously.
And if you know anything about these globalists, you know that they never stopped, and they weren't orgies with all just other adults.
You know, they were...
Well, I mean, think about the CNN producer that just got criminally indicted for sex trafficking nine-year-olds, right?
Okay, so you can do the math from there and figure out what these orgies are really all about all over the world among these globalists.
But now you've got, she literally says you can have orgies with up to 25 people in a red area, i.e.
a red light district.
Now, you know what?
I'm just going to play this.
You might not believe me, so I'm going to go ahead and play this for you.
So, notice that she's smiling and laughing the entire time.
She's overjoyed that the orgies can continue.
Maybe she's going to participate in some.
I don't know.
I'm not sure that they have enough bags for all that in New Zealand, but here she is.
Take a look.
I can confirm that Tinder liaisons have reopened.
Great news for my friend.
It's not strictly embedded in the traffic light system, but it is a given up to 25, actually, in a red area.
So we're not going to get too carried away with this because we've got way crazier stuff today, but just understand, you know, first of all, Who's going to 25-person orgies?
Maybe except the globalists with their little kiddie buffet pedophile thing that they do.
Is any normal person going to a 25-person orgy?
Have they been holding out and waiting for government permission to return to that lifestyle?
Did they spend the last year and a half going, ah, dang!
Can't have them 25 person orgies again.
I mean, is she serious?
And is this really the priority?
What about getting people back to work?
What about letting people open their small businesses?
Because you know what, Jacinda?
Let me give you a piece of news, you crazy witch.
Most people, they don't want to just have orgies all the time.
They want to actually run their small business and be able to support their families and earn an honest living, and they want their freedom.
They don't want just freedom to have sex in some kind of weird cosplay.
What is the animals?
What are those people called?
The fluffies?
They dress up like giant animals and they have sex with each other?
Is that called cosplay?
I don't know what that is.
Furries!
Furries!
Crazy furries that dress up like giant rabbits and start humping each other.
Hey, Jacinda, that's not the real world.
Okay?
Those are crazy psycho lunatics.
Real people...
Just want to be able to make an honest living, live in a free society, care for their families, go to church, express freedom of speech, all these other things.
But of course, Jacinda, because she's a demon-infested witch, is all laughing about the orgies.
But there you go.
So at this point, absolutely anything goes in New Zealand because she's allowed you to have orgies again.
Wow.
So unbelievable.
All right, if you think that was crazy, check this out.
So now we have a black doctor in America who's giving a message, and it turns out she's reading a script because then we have a kind of a redhead doctor saying the exact same thing.
So listen to these.
We're going to play just a few seconds of each.
It's the exact same thing.
I'm Dr.
Jacqueline Walters.
I've been a practicing OBGYN for 23 years.
When my pregnant patients ask whether they should get vaccinated against COVID-19, I tell them that vaccinations can protect them from this serious disease.
I know COVID-19 disease can be very serious in pregnant women.
It can even affect pregnancy or the baby.
Millions of people, including pregnant women, have gotten these safe and effective vaccines.
Hi, I'm Dr.
Katia Castillo and I have been practicing OBGYN for 26 years.
When my pregnant patients ask me whether they should get vaccinated against COVID-19, I tell them that vaccination protects them from this serious disease.
I know COVID-19 disease can be very serious in pregnant women.
It can affect pregnancy or the baby.
Millions of people, including pregnant women, have gotten these safe and effective vaccines.
Okay, so what we have here, folks, are...
Doctors as actors.
I mean, they're being paid.
So these are really COVID crisis actors is what we're seeing here.
COVID crisis actors.
They're being paid to spread fear and propaganda to try to get pregnant women to take vaccines because they know that it causes four out of five pregnant women to have abortions.
So this is a child murder operation or COVID crisis actors.
So, you know, if you want to know how fake all these doctors are who are putting out these messages, they're reading the exact same script.
And, of course, they're paid by the CDC. So the CDC got a bunch of COVID stimulus money.
Did you know that about a billion dollars of the first round of stimulus under Trump, by the way, the first round gave the CDC a billion dollars for marketing.
And that became propaganda money, and the CDC used that money to pay Hollywood scriptwriters to start dropping pro-vaccine propaganda into sitcoms, into movies.
They pay comics to put them into comedy routines.
They pay these doctors like this to read the scripts.
And they pay probably media organizations to just push pro-CDC, pro-vaccine propaganda.
So think about it.
They're printing money.
Which means that they're incurring future debt to the American people.
They're printing money and using the money to buy all this propaganda to brainwash the people to commit suicide by vaccine and to cause spontaneous abortions of their children.
That's how evil this whole thing is.
And that speaks to the dangers of money printing, by the way.
When you have a money printing operation, they can use that money for evil.
That's exactly what's going on here.
Pure freaking evil.
All right, now speaking of evil, here's another crazy, insane story that's going to blow your mind.
This is from Breitbart, and it cites Reuters that Biden censored a Taiwan map at a panel called Digital Authoritarianism.
So, in other words, the White House, they panicked over a map showing Taiwan in a different color than China because, of course, China claims that they own Taiwan and Taiwan says, no, we're a different country, which they are.
And so the Biden regime totally panicked and they censored that slide.
They took it down.
And what's, of course, ironic about all this is that they were giving a talk on digital authoritarianism, and then they demonstrated digital authoritarianism themselves.
And this is part of what Joe Biden's, quote, Summit for Democracy.
It's supposed to be all about democracy and freedom, and all it shows is that Joe Biden is a China whore.
He is a CCP China whore.
He answers to China.
And he censors in order to appease China.
Even when talking about, quote, democracy.
So let me ask you this question.
If Joe Biden wants the people of Taiwan to be enslaved to Communist China, why wouldn't he want the American people to be enslaved to Communist China?
And of course he does.
He absolutely does.
And he answers to Communist China.
Okay.
Next crazy news item.
This is fascinating.
Beverly Hills residents are arming themselves with guns in the wake of violence.
This is from the New York Post.
Thank you.
Pretty interesting.
Debbie Masrahi of Beverly Hills says, quote, I've always been anti-gun, but I am right now in the process of getting myself shooting lessons because I now understand that there may be a need for me to know how to defend myself and my family.
We are living in fear.
Okay, this is what I call the welcome to reality moment for liberals who Who are, at least some of them, like this gal, waking up and realizing the police are not going to protect you.
And the left-wing mobs are going to come and burn your house down and loot your home and maybe rape you and kill your dog and whatever else they can do.
And the only way to stop them is in self-defense to use, well, high-velocity kinetic projectiles.
So, let's see.
Oh, during a Black Lives Matter protest last year, as Mizrahi told the Post, her neighbor's home was firebombed with Molotov cocktails.
What are the odds?
Huh.
Quote, my kids were outside and they saw a huge explosion.
The neighbor's backyard went up in smoke.
Trees burned down.
But it's only gotten worse.
Beverly Hills has been targeted.
She's a 40-something mother of two teenagers and Let's see.
A growing number of Beverly Hills residents have been buying guns.
Another resident named Shirley Reitman says it's gotten to the point where residents feel insecure even going from their door to their car.
A lot of residents are applying for a concealed carry weapon permit, even though that's a great challenge in L.A. County.
And then the LA County Sheriff Alejandro Villanueva said the department has received over 8,000 concealed carry weapons applications since he took office in December of 2018.
And here's a private security executive said, quote, even hardcore leftist Democrats who said to me in the past, I'll never own a gun, are calling me asking about firearms.
I'd say there's been an increase of 80% in the number of requests I'm getting this year.
Well, there you go.
Wait till these left-wing Democrats find out that the politicians they voted into office have forced them to own crippled AR-15s that aren't even fully functional ARs.
Wait till they find that out.
Wait till they find out that pistols aren't that great against AK-47 armed mobs that are coming for you.
Wait until they find out that California, I think they have a 10-round magazine limit on rifle magazines.
Is that still in place or was that overturned?
I forgot.
I think that's still in place.
You want to have a 30-round magazine, you got to move to Arizona, Nevada, Texas, Florida, and then we don't stop at 30-round mags too.
A lot of people have 60-round mags and so on, although they can get kind of unwieldy.
But anyway, the summary of that whole thing is, I'm anti-gun, but I can sure use one right now, you know?
Everybody becomes pro-gun in the middle of a violent mob, it turns out.
Just like everybody finds God when you're stuck in a foxhole taking mortar fire.
There are no atheists in foxholes, as the saying goes.
Well, there are no anti-gun people in the middle of mob violence that's burning down your neighborhood.
Everybody needs a gun at that point.
Everybody wants one.
Problem is, you can't just pick it up and be effective with it.
It does take training.
And it doesn't take a lot of training, but I would suggest 50 hours of training and drills with a pistol to become proficient, and a minimum of 5 hours with a rifle, because rifles are way easier to use.
Way easier.
I mean, pistols are very difficult compared to rifles.
And people who don't realize that have probably never shot either one.
But rifles are the easiest thing in the world.
But the upshot of all this that's really fascinating here is that the anti-gun agenda of the left has collapsed.
Why?
Because so many leftists are buying guns.
Why is that?
Because left-wing lunatics have been defunding police and letting criminals out of jail with the no-bail policies, and they've been inciting left-wing criminals into violence that's attacking a lot of, let's say, white, upper-class, but liberal neighborhoods like Beverly Hills.
So all these white liberals there that thought they were creating utopia, they've actually been, in effect, through their voting decisions, recruiting the very left-wing lunatic mobs that are going to go through and destroy their own neighborhoods.
So anti-gun efforts will not succeed for a long time to come, and a lot of them are going to get reversed because even liberals realize we need to be armed.
So that story from the New York Post also mentions, quote, a California ballot initiative passed in 2014 allows the theft of items up to $950 before the crime counts as a felony, as well as the possession of three grams of hard drugs, including meth.
The combination has been toxic.
Gee, you think?
Okay, well, enough on that.
You know where that's going.
Not difficult.
Alright, now also in the news is this biological male swimmer that the media calls a female.
Let's see, what is this female's name?
Oh, Leah Thomas.
What is it?
University of Pennsylvania, I think.
And now this Penn swimmer, Leah Thomas...
Is cleaning up on all the records because, of course, she's a man.
She's a he.
Biological man.
Used to compete on the men's team and just decided, I'm just going to call myself a woman and just going to clean up on all these records.
It's a pretty big dude.
Big shoulders, strong arms, long body build, perfect build for a swimmer.
Actually competitive as a male swimmer, but absolutely dominating as a female swimmer.
And so, all the females on the women's team there have been silenced over this and not allowed to speak out.
You can't disagree with this, even though some of them are kind of quietly, anonymously leaking out information that talks about how angry they are over the lack of fairness.
Because this Leah Thomas person is destroying the record books and making it so that no actual female swimmer could ever possibly win.
It doesn't matter how much they train, how much they practice.
There's just no way you could compete with the upper body strength of a biological male.
And so this is what happens when society goes insane.
They start allowing men to compete as women, to call themselves women, and everybody's required to call him or her.
Just because he says he's a her.
And then anybody who speaks out against this person is censored and shamed and probably kicked off the team.
You know, if you dare say, that's not a woman.
That dude, he's full-bodied build.
His Speedo got a full package.
That's a dude swimming.
And you're like, no, that's a girl.
That's a woman.
No, it isn't.
That's a guy on the women's swimming team, is what that is.
So it is a fact that men and women are physiologically different, obviously.
It's an obvious fact.
It's a medical fact.
It's a physical fact.
And the NCAA, by allowing this, is engaged in, well, really, some kind of abusive suppression of women here.
Why can't women just compete against other women?
Now they have to compete against men, too?
So, basically, this is the end of women's sports, unless this insanity is stopped.
And you know what?
Look, it's nothing against this person, Thomas, Leah Thomas, as he likes to go by now.
You know, it's just like Wheaties box guy Bruce Jenner slash Caitlyn Jenner.
If they want to pretend to be women on their own, that's their own business.
I don't have anything against that.
But you can't compete as women when you were born a man.
You grew up as a man.
You have the muscle mass of a man.
You have the male hormones your whole life until maybe recently you had some hormonal change.
It doesn't disassemble your skeleton.
It doesn't change your whole body shape.
You're a man.
You shouldn't be able to compete on women's teams.
But if you want to just socially be a woman, that's your own business.
I got nothing against people who want to do that in their own private lives, in their own homes, or in their own social circles.
Hey, maybe they can join Jacinda over there in New Zealand and have a 25-person furry orgy where they don't even know what gender anybody is because they're all dressed like stuffed animals and stuff.
It's getting freaky.
And by the way, everybody in the public, everybody knows this.
Everybody knows this guy is a guy.
And that him competing on the women's team is a kind of cheating.
And it's unfair to the women.
And everybody says, this is one of those emperor has no clothes moment.
And yeah, this is all my opinion.
But...
I'm, like you, I am the sane person in society because I recognize there's a difference between men and women.
It's the insane people who think that you can magically transform your gender and suddenly qualify for competing on the women's team.
Now, you've heard about this issue, I would imagine, of biological men being sent to prison.
For things like rape.
And then, in prison, they announce that they're now a woman.
And then they demand to be moved to the women's prison.
And, of course, the jails now, especially in these blue cities and states, they have to oblige because, oh, a person, they say they're a woman, they must be a woman.
So they move these raping men into the women's prison.
What do you suppose happens there?
More rape.
The raping continues.
And then you have actual women not just getting raped, but actually getting pregnant in the prison system.
And if you ever wanted any proof that the predator pulling this off is a man, consider the fact that a pregnancy has been achieved.
Pretty sure that requires some sperm.
Somewhere along the way, got to be some sperm involved in order to have a pregnancy.
Sperm only comes from men, not women.
So that's going on in the prison system right now, just another sign of the completely insane, upside-down world.
Well, now, this is out of the Times in the UK, an article called The Absurdity of Police Logging Rapists as Women.
So police are being criticized for saying that they will record rapes by offenders with male genitalia as being committed by a woman if the attacker, quote, identifies as a female.
All right.
So in other words...
Well, here.
Police Scotland said they would log rapes as being carried out by a woman if the accused person insists, even if they have not legally changed their gender.
And this is reported by the Scottish Sun on Sunday.
And there's supposed to be new laws that are being proposed to make it easier for people to self-identify as any sex they want.
Alright, so in other words, the police are going to record...
So a man goes in, rapes?
A woman.
Some violent attack.
And then the man says, oh, but I'm a woman too.
And then it's recorded as a woman raping a woman.
Which, of course, is going to be seen very differently by a jury or a judge as a man raping a woman.
Correct?
So, J.K. Rowling, you know, the author of all the books.
What are the books?
The magical books.
The wizards and warlocks and all that kind of stuff.
J.K. Rowling, she has been really combating the transgender movement because J.K. Rowling is a feminist and is trying to defend women's rights against this onslaught by biological males claiming to be women.
And so she has run afoul of the transgender community.
That have tried to boycott all her books.
And even though some of the characters in her books, I've heard, are gay or lesbian or what have you.
Like gay wizards or whatever.
So she tweeted out, That was her tweet.
Because, you know, she's mocking the insanity of this whole situation.
Because, you know, really, what the police are essentially saying in the UK is that there are penis-wielding women who are raping other women.
I mean, what a weird world.
Penis-wielding women could be a danger to society, apparently.
Not men, not raping men, but penis-wielding women.
Now, When I was growing up, we had superheroes like Wonder Woman, right?
Superman, Wonder Woman.
Today, it's more like, we wonder, comma, woman?
You know, like that.
That's going to be the next superhero is a transgender who has a penis, pretends to be a woman, It's going to be a penis-wielding woman.
We'll just call her Wonder, Women?
With a question mark.
And it'll go something like this.
Who's that coming to save the day?
You better get out of her way.
It's a penis-wielding woman.
Watch out!
It's a penis-wielding woman.
Do you have a permit for that?
It's a penis-wielding woman.
So much for concealed carry.
It's a penis-wielding woman.
We surrender!
It's over!
Like, That's wonder, woman, question mark.
That's going to be the new DC Marvel superhero, the penis-wielding woman.
So you know these are all signs of the end times, right?
The total insanity of society, the downfall of logic and reason and even physiology.
You know, when the American Medical Association, and this is what they've done, when they start to say that you cannot teach in medical schools that men and women are different, That you have to teach doctors that women might have penises and men have vaginas and so on.
That's when you know the end times are here.
It's beyond insane.
And we're on the verge of total collapse of society as we know it.
And it's all by design.
This has all been inflicted upon the culture.
All on purpose.
In order to create this insanity.
Drive people...
To this point of just complete, it's like you don't even know what's up or down.
Total confusion, total frustration.
Think about it.
If you're an actual female swimmer on the college swim team and you train hard to be a swimmer, you maximize your female body and its potential to move through the water at high speed.
And then along comes a giant swinging guy who Comes in and says, I'm a woman too!
And he jumps in the water, I'll just beat you!
You know, and it sweeps up all the gold medals.
What does that say?
What does that do to your psyche?
You know, it shatters it.
And like, what kind of world is this?
And that's the point.
It's about shattering your psyche and making you think the world has gone insane, because it has.
And then that's destabilizing, and it's all part of the mixture with fear, COVID fear, to drive people into false authority.
Remember, this is what's called the mass formation theory.
Four things have to be true, and one of those is that the whole world has to not make sense.
Everything's got to be upside down.
Women have a penis, and men can get pregnant.
They have to have tampons in the men's room in the colleges.
It's all part of a plot.
It's not just some accident.
This is all destabilization of the psyche.
Alright, and that brings us full circle to the article on elves.
The elves that people are meeting when they're tripping on DMT. And this comes from the website BigThink.com and it talks about how people have these powerful visions on DMT but there's an article, science article published in the Journal of Psychopharmacology.
And they actually surveyed 2,561 adults about their encounters with beings after taking DMT. And it says that most respondents had used DMT about a dozen times, and this did not cover ayahuasca.
And the encounters produced a strong emotional response in 99% of people.
Mostly joy, trust, surprise, love, kindness, friendship, and some people fear.
In a smaller number of people than sadness, disgust, anger, but most of it was positive.
So, happy elves!
Maybe they took a little trip to the North Pole to visit Santa's workshop.
Oh, we are happy elves!
We're making children's toys for Christmas!
But, no, this year, probably the elves are locked down.
And they have to get vaccinated, so the elves are having heart attacks and strokes.
But that wasn't part of the trip.
Now, let's see.
The entities that people encountered, the so-called elves, were described as...
Let's see.
Oh, as a being, 60% of those.
Or a guide, 43%.
A spirit, 39%.
An alien, 39%.
Or a helper, 34%.
I don't know.
Did they choose this from a list or what?
And then there are other things.
People describe them as an elf, angel, angel.
Plant, spirit, gnome, monster.
But the most important thing is that 91% of the people surveyed said these were not hallucinations.
Only 9% said that these beings existed completely within myself, i.e.
a projection of their own mind or consciousness.
So the vast majority, more than 9 out of 10 people, said that these beings existed in another reality that they made contact with.
And then when they were asked about the attributes of the little magical elves, people reported that the elves were conscious.
That's 96% conscious beings.
Intelligent, benevolent, 78%.
Sacred, 70%.
Let's see, what else?
Some negative 11% said the elves were malicious.
Watch out for those malicious elves!
Woo!
Those must be the ones at the South Pole.
Malicious elves.
No, but most of the elves were conscious, intelligent, happy, benevolent, sacred, whatever.
All right.
And then two-thirds of the people said they received a message, a task, a mission, a purpose, or insight.
Whoa!
You're getting, like, secret elf missions.
I'm on a secret mission.
Where'd you get the instructions?
Um...
From an interdimensional elf, actually.
Right?
I mean, that's what these people are saying.
Okay, now look.
I'm actually, I'm not mocking this.
I'm just reporting it to you.
I've never taken DMT, so I don't know what this kind of experience is.
For all I know...
Maybe this is really happening.
Maybe they really are.
Maybe the brain is changing in some way, and it's opening up some lines of communication, and they're actually interfacing with beings from other dimensions.
I mean, it's a perfectly reasonable thing.
Yesterday, we were talking about extraterrestrials.
And we know there are demons and demon infestations, so we know there are entities from other dimensions.
So this is really not that far-fetched.
The whole reason I'm covering this is to explain or share with you how compelling these experiences are to the people who have had them.
And again, 90% say the elves were real.
And a huge number of the respondents said that this made massive changes in their lives.
Suddenly they believed in God or a higher power or their whole belief system changed after this experience.
And let's see, the researchers call this, quote, ontological shock, which is the state of being forced to question your worldview.
That's also what's happening to the residents of Beverly Hills, who are now buying guns, by the way.
That's a glockological shock when you suddenly realize you need a glock.
Yeah, glockological shock.
But with the elves, it's an ontological shock.
Your worldview has been destroyed.
And then they realize that their new worldview, or that the experience, plays an important role in, quote, the enduring positive life changes of attitudes, moods, and behavior attributed to those experiences.
In other words, they're saying that after the magical elves give them a mission, they come back, and now they're happier people.
Suddenly, they're like, I'm on a mission from interdimensional elves and everything's cool.
We're back in the world and this is not even real.
And this is what they're experiencing.
So I'm curious.
I wonder if some people listening to this have had these DMT experiences.
Did you see elves?
What did you see?
What did they tell you?
I mean, I've talked to some people who have gone on similar types of trips.
They've said things like, realize the whole universe is connected, that we're one with the trees and everything.
We're all one big living energy.
I don't know, like a Gaia type of thing.
I've heard that kind of thing before.
But who knows?
Who knows?
I'm just wondering, given all the culture wars now, if people are going to start tripping and seeing transgender elves.
That's when you know.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, the libtards have infested other dimensions!
They've altered the interdimensional beings!
They've turned them into transgender elves and gnomes!
Oh my gosh!
Oh, it's all cross-dressing fairies!
Wait a second, we already have that in certain parts of New York.
Um...
Uh...
Oh, who knows?
Maybe these people all just got high and went to a 25-person furry orgy in New Zealand.
Maybe that's actually what happened.
It's like the story I told the other day of, you know, Roy got too drunk in Texas and then, well, I woke up one morning after them aliens.
Them aliens abducted me and they did the probing.
And, you know, Roy's friend is like, well, sorry to tell you, Roy, but, yeah, you was probed last night, but them aliens never showed.
But with these people tripping with elves and the furries, maybe it's all some weird drug-induced orgy thing that's going on.
I really don't know.
But whatever the answer is, I'm pretty sure whoever...
Whoever made the movie Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory was definitely tripping and had some kind of weird death wish on children.
That movie, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, should never let children watch that movie.
That movie freaked me out as a kid.
I was like, what?
You could get sucked into the machine?
No way!
I'm never going into a chocolate candy factory store ever.
I mean, that's just psychologically horrifying to children.
You do realize, by the way, that one day, you know, future historians are going to look back at these kinds of recordings and they're going to ask each other questions like, was all that, did that really happen?
Did the people who lived in 2021, were they just making it all up or were they actually describing the world around them?
Because it seems like, to the future historians, it seems like they were all hallucinating in 2021.
And folks, no, we are not.
We are the only ones who are not hallucinating.
We are living in a world of delusional lunatics who think they're all being infested with COVID. They think that there was a giant insurrection on January 6th.
They think there's racists hiding behind every corner and white supremacists running around Chicago with nooses.
They're hallucinating.
Whether it's drug-induced or not, I'm not sure, but they're hallucinating.
We are the sane ones and we are just observers.
We're like the Bruce Willis character in 12 Monkeys who was sent through the time machine into the past to observe and report.
That was his job.
Remember that?
And he was sent to the passage, this great conversation, where he shows up in the prison cell.
And this is just going from memory, but it goes something like this.
Remember the therapist, the psychologist, the woman character, she shows up, she gets into his prison cell, and he, having been heavily drugged by the prison, And she says, no, that's the future.
And he says, no, 1992 is the past, because he's from the future, right?
No, that's the past.
She said, no, that's the future.
And so she's like, you're crazy.
And he's like, no, you're crazy.
I'm from the future.
That was a great scene, because it really established the point of view conundrum in psychiatry, that almost anything can be seen as either totally insane or completely real, depending on someone's point of view.
This is why you have the entire left in America today thinking that women have a penis, because they are completely insane, but because it's socially confirmed by their peers, they can all agree that it's real.
Even doctors now say that that's real, even though they're complete lunatics, obviously.
So, a message to future historians.
We are just here observing and reporting this totally insane situation.
We know it's insane.
We are still anchored in the real world.
We understand the difference between men and women.
We still have our rationality.
We are not driven to insanity by hallucinations of little microbes everywhere.
Not at all.
We are...
Actually, just trying to navigate an insane world as the few sane people who are trying to prepare against the collapse of civilization that is being accelerated by the insanity of those who are engaged in mass hallucinations.
And they are bringing the system down.
You can see it day by day.
Have you been to the bank recently?
You try to get anybody to do anything like a customer service type of task?
Have you?
You ever tried that?
You notice how nobody can do anything anymore?
I don't think I've told you this, but the other day one of my family members called me up and said, hey, Mike, do they still teach fractions in school now?
And I'm like, what do you mean?
I'm pretty sure they teach fractions.
And she said, well, I've got a person here, you know, who works with me, and she's a student, top of her class, valedictorian.
And she's just finishing, she's in her final year of high school, and she asked me, how do you write three-fourths?
And my family member was like, what do you mean, how do you write three-fourths?
She's like, well, how do you...
This 17-year-old person, how do you write three fours?
They never taught us how to write fractions.
And so my family member had to say, well, okay, you put the three on top, and then you put a line, and then you put the four underneath the line.
And the three is called the numerator, and the four is called the denominator, and it's three slash four or three over four.
That's called three fours.
And this girl's like, oh, wow.
So in America today, you can be a valedictorian graduating from high school and not know how to write three-fourths or presumably one-half.
Can you imagine that?
No, that's a true story, folks.
I'm not even making that up.
I didn't get that from elves or anything.
That's a true story.
They don't know how to write fractions.
Makes you wonder, if you don't know how to write fractions, you probably don't know how to read them.
So what do these people do when they encounter things in text?
You know, they're going along words, words and words and words, and then there's a one slash two.
Like, I don't know what that is.
And they just keep going.
It's like a new survey revealed that whatever wished for, you know, gun control protection or whatever.
They're like, they don't know what fractions are.
Now, and that's crazy because, I mean, I do admit that this English system of measurement, or I guess it's called the imperial system, it does get crazy when you try to add distances.
You know, it's like 17 inches and 5 sixteenths plus 3 inches and 7 eighths.
How many total feet is that, you know?
And even us, we're like, oh my gosh, we've got to convert everything.
That's why we should be using the metric system, by the way.
You just go millimeters.
It's 100 millimeters, and this other piece is 20 millimeters.
What's the total?
120 millimeters.
But if it's all fraction inches, and it's like, oh, it's 17, 30 seconds of an inch.
Oh, please, give me a break.
By the way, this is why we use the metric system in the lab.
Everything in the lab is all metric, and that's volumetric units, it's gravimetric units, you know, mass, everything.
Because, you know, with volume, it's milliliters typically, or microliters.
We don't go to the lab and say, oh, give me, you know, like 1 32nd of an ounce in that pipette.
No, there's no such thing as ounces.
Or what do they have?
Pints?
Cups?
Who came up with this nonsense?
This is totally insane.
Quartz?
No.
No, no, no.
It's liters, milliliters, and microliters.
It all makes sense.
I think the imperial system was invented by somebody who was smoking DMT. And then they came back, and they're like, the elves told me we should count our feet.
And that's how long something is, is how many feet.
And they're looking at their feet.
And then they're like, well, what if it's a lot of feet?
Well, then you could just call it yards.
And you're like, how many feet are in a yard?
And you're like, I don't know, three?
The elves told me.
And then you get into the UK system and you're like, how much do you weigh?
Like, seven stones!
And you're like, stone?
I know you're stoned, but how much do you weigh?
Seriously?
Seven stones!
No, they use stone as a unit of mass.
No, I'm sorry to get distracted, but if you ever needed proof that humanity is completely insane, look at the measurement systems all around the world.
They're bonkers, folks.
Totally bonkers.
It's kind of like, remember that scene in Idiocracy?
You know, where the Luke Wilson character was trying to explain to the guy, like, hey, if you take me to the time machine, I'll go back in time, I'll deposit $1,000 in a bank account for you, and it'll accrue compounding interest for hundreds of years, and then it'll show up in your present day time, and you'll be rich.
And the guy's like, how rich?
And he's like, you'll be a billionaire.
And he's like, how many billions?
And he's like, $57 billion.
And the guy paused, and he thought, His only conclusion, and this perfectly encapsulates the world today, the way people think about numbers.
He just said, I like money.
And that was it.
So all the equations just come out to, I like money.
Seriously, watch Idiocracy.
Probably the most prophetic movie of our age.
All right, well, let's move on.
We can get into some deep, trippy, disturbing territory here.
Let's move on.
This does have to do with numbers.
We're going to talk about now the Myanmar government declaring – or I'm sorry, the exiled government declaring Tether to be its official currency.
So this is the first time that I'm aware of, first time in the world that a crypto – This is the so-called stablecoin, and there's a lot of questions about Tether right now.
You've probably seen the interviews with John Perez and with David Morgan, what's called the Crypto Conspiracy.
If you haven't seen those videos, they're all up on brighttown.com.
Definitely watch those.
So Tether has been declared the official currency of Myanmar's exiled government, so this means that a crypto has now been weaponized.
To finance a counter-coup party that's trying to overthrow the existing government of Myanmar, which they say is the illegitimate military government that took over after the election was rigged by the current exiled government.
And by the way, the exiled government, the shadow government as it's called, is the National Unity Government Coalition, N-U-G. And the NUG is backed by Obama and the Clintons and the communists, I think.
I mean, I don't know.
It gets all convoluted.
But I'm pretty sure the exiled government is backed by all the globalists.
And after the election was rigged, the military came in and took control.
But then every mainstream media outlet, publisher, news organization has been attacking the military in power, saying that they're committing human rights violations and they're engaged in censorship and so on and so forth.
Maybe that's true.
But one thing I've learned over all these years is if the entire mainstream media attacks something, it's probably because that thing is a threat to globalist control.
So my guess is the current government of Myanmar is anti-globalist.
That's my guess.
Perhaps more of a nationalistic government.
I'm not an expert in the region, so don't hold me to this as kind of a cursory analysis here.
But nevertheless, with Tether, now the currency of the counter-coup party trying to overthrow the current government of Myanmar, this brings in massive questions on a global scale.
If we're going to start getting into crypto weaponization, that means we're going to have globally crypto wars.
Some governments are going to realize that in order to stay in power, they need to wipe out certain coins.
The government in power in Myanmar right now must realize, well, if Tether is funding the counter coup party, then the current government would want to conceivably destroy Tether in order to eliminate the funding of the shadow party, the shadow government.
And probably wouldn't be that hard to eliminate Tether if they tried.
Because I strongly suspect Tether is not backed by what they say they're backed by.
And since they won't submit to an audit, seems like all it would take is a bunch of people or this government in Myanmar just buying up all the Tether out of private hands and then trying to redeem it all at once with the Tether company based out of Hong Kong.
It's like, hey, give us our dollars.
We're redeeming all these billions of coins.
And probably, my guess is Tether wouldn't have the money to be able to meet the redemption.
And then it could be a cascading effect that would ripple throughout the entire cryptocurrency ecosystem.
So, you know, beware of what you set off when playing with billions in currencies.
Now, related to this, there has been a collapse in the bonds in China of a company called Xi Mao.
Actually, I'm not sure of the Chinese characters of this.
I don't know if it's Shi Mao or Xi Mao.
I'm not sure of the tone here, so I don't know.
We're just going to call it Xi Mao Group.
I'm not even sure what that means.
Mao, Mao Zed is hat.
Mao is like cat.
So I don't know.
Okay.
Maybe it's a hat group or a cat group.
Maybe it's a furry group.
Who knows?
Maybe it's a bunch of elves that are fake like they're building property to sell bonds.
Who knows these days?
But anyway, Xi Mao is China's 13th biggest property developer.
By contracted sales, I'm reading from Zero Hedge here.
Largest property debt issuers with about $10.1 billion in outstanding local and offshore bonds.
Well, all of a sudden their bond prices are collapsing.
So, let's see.
A bond issued by one of the Ximao local units suffered the largest haircut in China's exchange-traded repo market last week.
Borrowers putting up Shanghai Ximao Jiangxi notes due for 2025.
For collateral, they get just 35% of the notes face value as cash, down from 50% the prior week.
So we're talking about 25% collapse in the relative value of the bond, the face value of the bonds, or at least what's recognized.
So the Shimao dollar bond due in 2022 fell 12.4 cents on the dollar.
You know, that's a 12% plunge to 75.7 cents.
And here's the important quote from this story.
Quote, a major price collapse or a downfall of Shimao However that's pronounced, will cause lapse in confidence in crossover investment grade names in China property, which acts as the final refuge for the sector.
This is from Anthony Leong, head of fixed income at Metropoli Capital HK. The impact could be more devastating than debt crises at Evergrande or Kaiser because they were of much lower credit quality, he added.
Whoa, did you catch all that?
Basically, he's saying that this is contagion.
The contagion is starting to spread across China's debt ecosystem.
What it calls crossover investment grade names in China property.
So this means that the Evergrande collapse, which is really bigger than Evergrande, it also involves Kaiza and I think another company called Fantasia and many others, a dozen companies or so.
And it's made its way to Ximao, And it's accelerating.
So I think all of this, by the time this is done, there's going to be a lot of people in China wishing they were on DMT speaking with elves, basically.
Because in this world, their finances are going to get just exterminated.
They're going to need to venture into other dimensions to find meaning.
Because everything they own in this world is going to be gone.
All right, we're going to go on to Russia now.
We have news about...
This is also from Zero Hedge.
This is a big story.
But first, just real quick before we get there, I know people ask sometimes, like, how...
They ask about me, like, how can you be so serious about Like if you're on InfoWars or in an interview on Brighton, you're so serious and then you're in the lab, you know, you're so methodical and serious.
And then you get on this podcast and you're such a jokester and you're just joking and you're frolicking and you're playing around and you're laughing it up.
And it's like a totally different person.
What's going on?
Is it all you?
Is it the same person?
And let me share my answer with you because I think you'll find value in this in your own life.
The secret to freedom is not giving a crap what anybody else thinks about you.
And this is what has made my life amazing.
If you want to unleash your creativity and unleash inner joy and inner freedom and everything, stop caring what others think.
Stop self-censoring your thoughts and your speech based on how you think others are going to respond to you.
I don't care how people respond.
That's their world, right?
What I care about is sharing and Awakening people by sharing information that is transformative to their lives.
And that is not going to be information by definition that is conforming to the herd.
You know, conforming.
It's approved by committee.
Ah, we've reviewed the information.
It's fact-checked and approved.
No.
Screw all that.
Screw those people.
Screw the committees.
Like, our world is like suicide by committee.
You want to be free.
You want to be extraordinary.
You want to enjoy life.
Stop caring what everybody else thinks about you.
Be yourself, which was supposed to be the message from the left.
Remember that?
Be yourself.
And then they all said, but you have to conform with us, too.
Like, you're only allowed to be yourself if you're one of them.
You're not allowed to be yourself if it's actually yourself.
Not allowed to be yourself unless it's with an elf.
Sorry.
So the answer is I enjoy mocking the world.
It's part of what keeps me sane is to point out the insanity of the world and to state it.
Look!
The emperor has no clothes.
These people are nuts.
They're crazy.
Just point it out.
Speak it out.
Affirm the truth.
This is really an important process for mental health, you know, anchoring in reality.
It's supposed to be incredibly laughable when a man pretends to be a woman and even competes on the women's sporting team.
That is funny as heck.
That's the funniest thing.
You're just not allowed to laugh, you know?
You have to control, you have to censor your emotions.
I don't censor it.
I just think it's funny as heck.
So that's a lot of what I'm doing here, folks.
And I know exactly what I'm doing.
I'm doing it on purpose.
And I'm not ever going to try to get a job as a professor in a university.
I don't have to conform to their rules.
I'm not going to run for political office ever.
Obviously, that would be torture.
I don't need to be affirmed by the delusional masses.
I'm trying to reach the one out of a hundred people, or maybe one out of a thousand, who want to be awakened and who want to explore the world, the cosmos, the reality of consciousness and everything beyond it, maybe even including elves, who knows?
This is what I'm here to do.
And it's not a journey for everyone.
It's not a journey for most.
It's only a journey for really intriguing, curious people who want to go beyond the norm.
And if you're still listening, that's you.
That's you.
And you know it because you look around and you're like, I don't fit into that.
You know, you see like the, I don't know, the women's bingo club or something.
That's not me.
I'm not going to sit there and just play bingo with people all day.
This is like the most boring, purposeless life imaginable.
Bingo!
Okay, whatever.
I mean, okay, for some people, that's what they look forward to.
Probably not you.
They should have like nursing home DMT bingo where they don't read the numbers out loud.
You have to trip to an alternate dimension and retrieve them.
It's like an elven bingo.
Alright, getting into some actual news.
Russia may deploy intermediate nuclear missiles in Europe if NATO refuses dialogue.
Again, this is from Zero Hedge.
So, let's see.
The Kremlin has issued its biggest threat yet, saying it might now be forced to deploy nuclear missiles in Europe.
And this raises the stakes in the standoff.
Which was sparked by widespread Western media reports alleging that Putin is preparing a, quote, invasion of eastern Ukraine by calling up tens of thousands of extra troops near Crimea.
So Reuters reports, quote, Russia said it may be forced to deploy intermediate-range nuclear missiles in Europe.
Let's see.
And then Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov said, Told Russia's RIA news agency in a fresh interview that Moscow would have to take the step if NATO refused to engage with it on preventing such an escalation.
So the Kremlin is now citing a, quote, complete lack of trust and specific indicators of NATO preparing to build up previously banned weapons in Europe.
So, folks, let me tell you what's really happening here.
So the Biden puppet masters are trying to provoke a war with Russia.
So there is a NATO buildup of missiles and personnel and ships and military equipment and all kinds of military assets.
And they're trying to get Russia to attack NATO so that then NATO can have a counterattack against Russia and just set off World War III. That's what's going on there.
And yeah, it's a very dangerous thing.
So far, the Russians have been holding their fire.
And as I mentioned, was it last week?
If this thing goes kinetic, America's going to see ships destroyed.
You know, it's going to lose a lot of men, going to lose a lot of military equipment, airplanes, all kinds of things.
Because Russia has hypersonic missiles and Russia, you know, hasn't recruited a bunch of soy boys into its own military.
Russia is actually a rather fierce fighting force.
And you don't want to poke the bear, so to speak.
You don't want to mess with them.
But the whole point of this, from my analysis, is that the Pentagon wants to see Russia destroy a lot of U.S. military equipment because that would weaken America and make it more vulnerable to, of course, an invasion by China.
So this is all going as planned by Biden's puppet masters, which includes Obama and others.
This is about destroying U.S. military readiness.
So don't be surprised if you wake up one morning and there's a war.
Between Russia and NATO, and it's happening right on the eastern border of Ukraine, or even Belarus, or just don't be surprised of some regional conflict there.
And you know what's going to happen to the price of gold?
When that day comes, if it comes, gold's going to just skyrocket.
What's going to happen to the price of oil?
Skyrockets.
You know what's going to happen to your freedoms in America?
Yeah, you're going to lose even more because then, of course, the lunatic swamp creatures in D.C. will use it as another justification to take away your liberties and freedoms.
All right.
All right, we're going to shift gears here and get into some COVID and some vaccine news.
I'm going to just read for you some of the key headlines.
The FDA and the CDC are now just completely skipping their own advisory committees, which is rubber stamping approvals for COVID vaccines now.
So they've been greenlighting boosters for 16- and 17-year-olds without even consulting advisory committees.
Okay, a doctor, this is from Epoch Times, a doctor says he was fired for trying to treat COVID-19 patients with ivermectin.
Another story, the Democratic governor of Colorado says it's time to end the sham, that the COVID emergency is over, and people just need to take responsibility for their own decisions at this point forward.
So there you go.
Fascinating.
An article from Dr.
Mercola talks about how the Florida Surgeon General is promoting vitamin D. And sure enough, Dr.
Joseph Ladapo said, He's the Surgeon General and Secretary of the Florida Department of Health.
He's issued a statewide public service announcement in support of vitamin D, eating nutrient-dense foods, boosting immune system function with supplements such as vitamin C, quercetin, and zinc.
Oh my gosh!
This guy's awesome.
How come we can't have this at a national level?
But, you know, kudos to Dr.
Joseph Ladapo for stating the obvious that should have been stated by every doctor in America for the past nearly two years is, hey, use nutrients, people.
Eat healthy.
Boost your immune function.
I mean, why is it so...
Almost illegal to state the obvious.
Well, for all the reasons I've mentioned here, because most of society is operating based on hallucinations.
Maybe the elves told them things.
Actually, there is an evil elf.
His name is Fauci, and he's talking to people.
Maybe Fauci is just some hallucination.
Maybe if we wish him away, like wish him into the cornfield, maybe he'll just go there, huh?
Let's all try that.
Okay, also in other news, the jab lowers white blood cells more and more with each shot, turning vaccinated people into AIDS-like patients.
Yeah, we knew that.
Okay, let's see here.
The evil vaccine elf Fauci orders Americans to comply with yearly boosters.
He says it's going to be monthly spike.
No, I'm sorry.
They're going to become monthly, but right now he's saying yearly.
He says that Americans will just have to deal with it if yearly shots become, quote, necessary.
Well, you know what's necessary, Fauci?
What's necessary is for you to be arrested.
We can put you in a little elf prison or whatever's necessary.
We can try your case in an alternate dimension.
All right, the military has taken over hospitals in four states now after thousands of nurses have been fired for having natural immunity and for refusing spike protein injections.
So four states.
This is the military takeover of the medical system.
No surprise there.
In Phoenix, the zoo there has given special COVID vaccines to 75 animals, including orangutans and fruit bats.
So, again, if you thought the world was crazy, just go to the Phoenix Zoo, and there they are injecting freaking orangutans with deadly bioweapons and calling it immunity somehow.
There's not even, hey, there's not a pandemic among orangutans.
There's not like a primate outbreak in the zoo.
And frankly, the doctors there at the zoo that are doing all this, they are dumber than monkeys.
Just dumber than monkeys.
Well, that doesn't even make that much sense.
Monkeys are pretty smart.
Dumber than ostriches.
How about that?
Those are some pretty stupid birds.
Dumber than guineas.
Those are turkey-like birds.
I used to have some.
The dumbest animals on the planet, as far as I can tell.
Who is vaccinating fruit bats and large cats?
They're vaccinating lions and tigers and things.
Really?
Is COVID a big problem?
Is there a giant tiger COVID outbreak that we didn't know about?
No, there is not.
Are tigers going to transmit COVID to zooms?
Patrons?
Are visitors petting the tigers?
I don't think so.
They already have social distancing.
It's called freaking cage.
It's the tiger cage.
They keep them in there.
Why?
Because if the tigers get out, they're going to eat all the visitors.
COVID or no COVID, tigers are hungry.
So, of course, they're locked up.
That's social distancing.
My goodness.
And vaccinating fruit bats?
Really?
These people are lunatics.
My gosh.
You ever wonder why the gorillas throw feces at the zookeepers?
Because some of these zookeepers are the dumbest bipedal biological specimens on the planet.
I mean, it's almost like the animals should have a zoo...
Where they keep some of these dumbass humans who are pushing the COVID vaccines.
It's like, we need to observe these lunatics, you know, Planet of the Apes.
We've captured the humans.
Where should we put them, Cornelius?
Well, wasn't that the name of one of the apes in Planet of the Apes?
Well, we should observe them to try to understand...
How they are threatening the entire planet and the full ecosystem.
What do you think, Cornholio?
I am Cornholio!
A human!
Spike protein!
I'm sorry.
Just throw that in there for some comic effect.
But seriously, shouldn't humans be in the zoo?
Almost.
I mean, some of these.
And be observed for why are they so totally insane?
Just consider how crazy it is, by the way, that we run around testing all the citizens for spike protein via PCR, but we don't test members of Congress for their knowledge on the Constitution.
How crazy is that?
We have serial numbers on dollar bills.
You know they're serialized, right?
We have serial numbers on people via Social Security cards.
We don't have any serial numbers on ballots.
Huh.
Because, of course, if there were serial numbers, then the Democrats couldn't run the same stack of ballots over and over again through the machines and rig elections.
So, you know, if we had serialized ballots, every ballot could only be counted once.
So that's why they're not serialized, obviously.
Talk about a crazy, screwed-up society.
We run PCR tests on people and say that they are infected if they, quote, test positive.
For one, a series of base pairs that actually exist in the common flu, the common colds, the common coronaviruses.
And COVID is the only disease that we say people have merely from testing positive even when they have no symptoms.
So if people carry the measles virus but don't show or express measles symptoms, you don't say they have the measles.
If people carry, I don't know, Zika virus or a flu virus or whatever, you don't say they have that unless they're sick, unless they have symptoms.
Only COVID. You can be sick and not even know it.
You're so sick, but it's completely invisible.
Why?
Because it's all made up, folks.
There is no novel virus.
There is no real COVID pandemic.
It's all in your head.
And this whole world is all about messing with your head.
Hence, transgenderism.
Magical elves and whatever else is going on.
Vaccinating zoo animals.
I mean, come on.
The entire goal of the information industrial complex is to isolate your psyche from reality.
So that you don't know what's real, you don't know which way is up, and then they can control you by infesting you with false ideas, you know, such as transgenderism and so on, all these other things.
That's the whole game right there.
And so the defense against this, to get to a practical note, is, of course, to anchor your reality in things that are verifiable from first-person experience, things that are real and true that you can touch and experience through multiple senses, such as walking in nature, folks. things that are real and true that you can touch Walk in nature.
Smell the incredible, natural, clean air.
Hear the birds.
Touch the tree bark.
Touch the ferns, the plants.
Feel the earth beneath your feet.
You know, use all your senses.
Listen.
Taste the herbs that you wildcraft safely if you know what you're doing.
Or grow your own food.
Touch soil.
Touch plants.
Harvest plants.
Harvest seeds.
Make food.
These are all things that are real, that anchor you in reality.
Build something with your hands.
A flower bed.
Something, anything that you can look at and realize, hey, I built that.
It's real.
It's physical.
I can touch it.
Get out of the world of the abstract.
Get out of the virtual reality, augmented reality, metaverse, mental slave system that Zuckerberg is trying to roll out and saturate yourself with the real world.
Only from that anchor can you safely explore the big concepts of divinity, of consciousness, spirituality, connection with God, cosmic consciousness.
You have to have the anchor in reality.
Otherwise, you detach, you lose sight of it, and you are gone.
And you're in magical elf land forever.
And I've seen people do that.
I've seen people who meditate so much That they almost wish they didn't have a physical body.
They want to escape the physical anchors.
They don't want to be in their body.
They don't want to have feet on the ground.
They don't want to experience gravity and touching the earth.
They despise it.
They are in essence spiritual escape artists and they use meditation or DMT and other things to try to escape this reality and abandon it.
Now There's a very fine line here, folks, and I'll share it with you.
This is in my view.
Prayer, self-awareness, these kinds of exercises of listening to your own mind, these can be very valuable, but not if you are detached from your anchoring as a human being, a person of this world made of real physical stuff.
You always have to have that anchor because that's what you come back to.
You know, it's okay to explore all kinds of interesting concepts of consciousness and the cosmos and divinity and spirituality and all these things, but you have to have that anchor.
If you lose your anchor, you can lose your sanity.
Even the most outrageous adventurer still has to have something that anchors them back to their humanity.
Or they can lose it all and they can end up lost in their own psyche.
So I ask you to think about what is it that anchors you to this world?
Is it maybe your family?
Is it a hobby that you have?
An interest?
Hiking?
I don't know.
Gardening?
Birdwatching?
Something, a craft?
Something you do with your hands?
Something you do that's real?
Never lose sight of that.
It's just walking through nature.
These are the things that prevent you from lifting off and flying off into the outer space of consciousness and never being able to return.
Some people can't find their way back.
And those are the people who end up walking around the streets of San Francisco talking to themselves or having seven different voices in their head that are telling them different things to do.
There's a lot of people that have gone there, and some have never returned.
And finally, be careful.
Well, I don't have to tell this audience.
You're all very mature.
Your days of experimenting with substances are probably, you know, well behind you.
But for any young people listening, be very careful.
Personally, I don't experiment with substances, mind-altering substances of any kind.
I don't drink alcohol.
I don't use drugs.
If you choose to do some of that, like DMT, be extremely cautious.
Don't do those things around people that you don't totally trust.
And even then, you better pray.
You better pray for divine protection and guidance.
Otherwise, bad things can happen to you.
And some people can break.
Some people never come back from that.
So keep that in mind if you're going to go on these substance-induced adventures into la-la land.
It's not all good.
I mean, you might think you're going to have a divine experience and be given a secret spiritual mission from a cosmic elf, and it turns out you only made contact with Fauci.
You're like, oh, this is a horrible trip.
Well, Fauci elf nibbling at your feet, ordering you to do horrible things like vaccinate pregnant women, vaccinate pregnant women.
You know, you come back in this world.
My mission is to vaccinate pregnant women.
Maybe this is what already happened to some of these doctors and nurses that are like programmable life forms now reading scripts from the CDC. Maybe they've had one trip too many.
And now their souls have been stolen and they're just kind of vacuous, empty robotic skin bags that have been programmed with scripts by the CDC. Seems to be the case.
Alright, so that's my take on things today, folks.
I know it's kind of an unusual podcast, but we do have to explore these topics from time to time.
Be careful, folks.
Be careful.
Don't lose your grip on reality.
Be in touch with the real world.
Keep your connection with God.
Understand that you are here for a reason.
You are a very important person.
You have blessed protection.
You do have a mission.
It probably wasn't given to you by elves.
It's probably just a mission that's congruent with what God wants all of us to do here, which is to protect life, love each other, speak the truth, awaken and uplift humanity.
Help us create abundance and kindness and joy, but also to call out those who are evil, twisted demons and liars and murderers and rapists and so on.
So, you know, it's a two-part thing there.
I think that's probably a very common mission that we all have.
So thank you for listening today.
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