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Nov. 30, 2021 - Health Ranger - Mike Adams
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Situation Update, 11/30/21 - CLOWN WORLD on parade...
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Alright, welcome to the Situation Update for Tuesday, November 30th, 2021.
Mike Adams here, and this is the new 30-minute edition of the Situation Update.
We'll see if we can keep it in 30 minutes.
I don't know, there's a lot going on, and I'm super excited because I just received one of my kind of self-Christmas gifts, which is an upgraded laser.
For this laser cutting machine that I'm using.
Well, it's a laser engraver, but I'm trying to use it to cut through these polyethylene lids that go on the hydroponic grow system.
And I know you can cut these out with a drill, with a hole saw and everything, but there's just something about the way I think about this.
I'm very meticulous about how many millimeters...
Like, I want this thing to be mathematically...
I don't want holes that are off by half an inch here and there.
It bothers me.
I'm just a little bit ADD that way, right?
So I want the software to have the holes ready to go, and then this machine, like I put the lid on the desk, and this machine rolls out with its long arms, and it cuts the holes with the laser.
Well, as you know, I've been trying with this other laser, and it just wasn't powerful enough.
It just melted some of the polyethylene.
And so I upgraded the laser.
I just got the new laser module, which makes me very happy because it comes with all kinds of intense warnings.
Basically, there's a label on it that says, do not ever use, ever.
You know, Class 4 laser, it will blind you.
It will set things on fire.
Spare the animals and children.
Keep them away, right?
These kinds of warnings, which I think is great.
I'm like, finally, I got the hardware I wanted.
And so I'm about to install this and see if I can manage to burn through, what is it, like six millimeters or something of polyethylene.
I'm...
Probably what's going to happen is it's just going to make the whole place smell like burned plastic.
It's going to set the lid on fire or something.
And remember, you can't look at the laser because you'll go blind.
So you have to stand near it and say, do I smell something burning?
Is something on fire?
I can't look, but I've got to use other senses.
So this is going to be a real fun experiment.
And I'll be safe about it.
Don't worry.
I'm not going to burn anything down.
But I might burn through a few things.
Might have new holes in the floor.
Wow, look!
The holes in the floor match the net pots in the Kratky hydroponic system.
How did that happen?
Someone bought a laser that's just too strong.
Oh, and by the way, this is also kind of the way my brain works.
The reason I'm messing with this too is because I've been trying to figure out a really super low-tech system for how you can know when these hydroponic boxes are low on water.
And I tried this with this floating straw technique.
I showed that in a video, but It didn't work that well because the floating straws got caught up in the roots of the plants.
So I have a new idea, which is to take ping pong balls and kind of suspend them in a vertical cylindrical shaped flatware holder that you suspend in one of the holes in the lid, kind of like one of the net pots.
So if you normally have, let's say, six plants growing in the lid, you might only have five because you save one spot for these floating ping pong balls.
No, seriously, I'm just trying to go low-tech.
I'm thinking about what can everybody get everywhere, like ping pong balls.
And then when the ping pong balls are high in the cup, you know you have sufficient water.
And when the ping pong balls go low in the, well, I guess it's a flatware holder, then you know you need to add water.
So it's a very easy visual indicator.
And I bought rainbow-colored ping pong balls because my plants are transgender now.
They're not sure what they are.
And I haven't checked if they're male or female yet because I want to respect their gender privacy.
So I've got rainbow-colored LGBT ping-bong balls floating in a flatware cylinder in a lid that's been burned with a high-powered laser that might make everybody go blind and burn the building down.
But if this is successful...
I will film it all for you and share it with you, and we'll see how that goes.
All right.
Now, today, allegedly, the title of this podcast is 10 Predictions for 2022, but as of this moment, I've only written eight, so I've got to come up with two more I think they'll come naturally, actually, as we go through this.
But the eight already are kind of bad.
I think the eight count as 10.
I think there's a 20% bonus or so that should be factored into this.
I think I should get extra credit for the eight.
And again, we are in the era of Bidenflation.
So I think the eight count as 10.
Heck, this might be 11 predictions by the time we're finished here because inflation is so bad.
But we're going to start out with...
What's her name?
Jacinda?
Is that her name?
Yeah, Jacinda Ardern from New Zealand.
She's been dubbed the Wicked Witch of COVID. And she has now announced for all New Zealanders, you are now allowed to use the restrooms in other people's homes.
And I guess this is one freedom you get back.
You get to use the toilet in other people's houses.
Is that like a free-for-all now?
Does that apply to everybody in every situation?
Like, hi.
You don't know me, but Jacinda said I could come in and just kind of use your toilet.
Do you mind?
All right, listen to her explain this in this short video.
Here we go.
And importantly, because I know this is a question many Aucklanders have, you can now see family and friends again in their homes and use the bathroom inside.
Luxury.
Okay, she said you can now visit your family and friends and you can use the bathroom in their homes.
And then she says, luxury.
Luxury.
I don't know where this witch is living.
She's been using an outhouse or something?
Or does she make other people use the outhouse when they come over to her place?
Like, ah, no, you gotta use the outhouse.
Going out there.
Welcome to your COVID experience.
Yeah, there's no lights.
There's a hole somewhere.
Just have a seat and see what happens.
Actually, I think this would be a great protest for the people of New Zealand to have tens of thousands of people line up outside the home of Jacinda and ask to go in and make a donation to her restroom.
You know, just run a train like that and see how her plumbing does, you know?
Really?
Seriously?
What kind of crazy woman is this?
You're now allowed to use other people's restrooms indoors.
I mean, this is what it's come to.
This is beyond South Park, like we played yesterday.
This is beyond South Park.
This is comedy in the making in real time in, well, I should say tragedy slash comedy in New Zealand and Australia.
The tragedy is what's happening to the real lives of the real people there.
The comedy is these lunatic bureaucrats pretending like they have authority over everyone, like they tell you when you're allowed to use a toilet.
Give me a break, you crazy witch.
I mean, is there...
When did it become science that you could catch COVID from the toilet?
Anyway, apparently I missed it, but there must have been some big announcement of the porcelain variant or something that blew right past me.
I never heard of that.
Never even...
It's never crossed my mind that you would catch COVID from the toilet seat.
I mean, we don't worry about this kind of thing in Texas.
Someone should tell Jacinda, hey, we're Texans.
Pathogens flee our rear ends.
They don't stick around.
Nothing living wants to be near that.
And when we flush in Texas, we flush twice.
Once to clear the bowl and then the second time to provide more drinking water to the liberals downstream in Houston.
Never forget that.
Houston is in the bottom of the bowl.
So if you live in Houston and you drink tap water...
You might want to rethink that.
It's basically reclaimed sewage from all the cities that are at higher elevation in Texas.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Okay, this is not the topic today.
It just went there accidentally.
I'm sorry about that.
Okay, let's move on to some other real news.
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All right, getting into the good news here.
A judge has halted Biden's vaccine mandate affecting health care workers in 10 states.
10 states.
Yeah, let's see, what are those states?
Alaska, Arkansas, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, New Hampshire, Nebraska, Wyoming, and North and South Dakota.
So these 10 states have sued the Biden administration saying the vaccine mandate was unconstitutional.
And a judge has agreed with that assessment and has temporarily blocked the Biden administration from enforcing this vaccine mandate for healthcare workers.
And let's see, I thought I saw something.
Oh yeah, the judge said that the vaccine mandate was unconstitutional.
Gee, imagine that.
You mean the government doesn't own your body?
So, here's my question.
If you are a healthcare worker in one of those 10 states, and you already took the vaccine, or let's say you didn't take it and you got fired, shouldn't you be asking for your job back now?
Hey, turns out we were right.
Or what if you took the vaccine to keep your job?
Now, you're feeling kind of foolish, right?
It's like, why did I take this?
It just got suspended.
A lot of people took it from coercion because, you know, they need the paycheck.
And for a lot of folks, they can't go without that paycheck for some time.
So, you know, hard to blame them.
They've been kind of shoved into this thing.
So they took the vaccine and some of them are okay and some of them are not okay.
But man, I wish the court system could move more quickly.
I think the Biden administration is counting on the courts moving slowly on this.
So they can just kind of hijack the whole nation and say, you've got to take the vaccine!
Before the courts say, no you don't.
Because ultimately, this has to be for it to be really even to pretend to be legal, they would have to pass it as a new law.
It would have to go through the House and through the Senate and then be signed by the fake president, which would only make it a fake law.
Actually, wouldn't even be a real law.
Even then, it would have to survive the lawsuit challenges with the Supreme Court and would have to be ruled a constitutional law, which is hard to fathom.
If the law says that the government owns your body and can force you to be injected with anything they want, even if it's not even a vaccine, which this isn't.
But so this is good news.
This is good news.
And then there's some other good news on a similar front.
Biden himself has suspended or the White House anyway, has suspended the vaccine mandate for federal workers.
Delaying it for six more weeks.
So I think that the deadline was, what, today maybe or tomorrow?
It was right here at the end of November.
And now, here it is, the White House Office of Management and Budget is telling federal agencies they should hold off on suspending or firing federal workers for not complying with the vaccine mandate until after the holidays.
Just, oh, we'll fire them after Christmas.
Merry Christmas, you're gone.
Or they wouldn't even say Merry Christmas, would they?
Happy Holidays, you lose your jump.
So, let's see, Joe Biden is putting pressure on private employers to push their own vaccine mandates because Biden knows it's unconstitutional.
This story from ABC News says that 92% of federal workers have already had at least one vaccine dose.
The federal workforce's compliance rate, it says, stands at 96.5%.
I don't know.
How does 92% equal 96.5%?
I don't know.
It's the government.
It's inflation.
In any case, over 90% of the federal workforce has been vaccinated.
And as I've said, this is kind of the ultimate way to shrink the size of government is to have the government, you know, I hate to say, inject all their own workers with death shots.
This appears to be what's happened unless they all got saline or something, but I don't know how they would magically coordinate that since a lot of these workers went out to local pharmacies and local clinics and they just lined up for vaccines like everybody else.
So I don't know how they could coordinate just saline for them.
I think a lot of them got the real shot, which means they're really going to die, sadly.
So think about that when it comes to government services.
How are they going to administer the IRS or food stamps or anything that the government does?
I mean, with losing all these employees, the federal government is going to be so inefficient at terrorizing the population and harassing the American people.
It's going to be an incredible loss.
I mean, what are we going to do?
We won't realize we're living in modern-day America if we're not constantly terrorized and harassed and regulated and audited and inspected by the government.
I don't know what we would do.
I guess we would just mind our own business.
We might think we're in a different country at that point.
We'll see what happens.
By the way, I'm not convinced that the federal government's giving us honest numbers about what percentage of their own workers have even been vaccinated.
Do you think that really, if 96% of the federal workers were already vaccinated, you think they would suspend the mandate for six more weeks?
I don't think so.
This is an admission that is nowhere near 96% of federal workers have been vaccinated.
Shucks.
But, you know, it's probably more like maybe 60%, maybe 70%.
I mean, even the federal workers don't want to die.
They might be working for the federal government, but they're like, eh?
We work here.
We know how bad this is.
Like, we see how the sausage is made, and we don't want to take that.
I mean, people inside Big Pharma are the ones who are the most freaked out about this.
No way.
Or how come so many nurses who see the patients dying from the blood clots and the heart attacks and everything, they're the ones who say, nope, don't want any of that.
No, thank you.
Why are so many nurses willing to lose their jobs, their livelihoods, their medical licenses over this?
Because they've seen people die.
The paramedics, the firefighters, they've seen the same thing.
Why are firefighters like, no, hell no.
Like, I would rather run into a burning building than take that vaccine shot because, you know, I'm all about safety.
I would rather be surrounded by 20 of the Health Rangers' wild lasers setting everything on fire than take that spike protein shot.
I would rather film a video of how to start a fire using a magnesium ferro rod fire starter in a garage filled with gasoline fumes than take that spike protein shot.
Says the firefighter.
I have to make sure I'm reminding you that that's a character.
Oh, but seriously...
It's clear that the pushback against the vaccine mandates is having a real effect, and Biden is having to delay it and then delay it and then delay it.
So this is why they have to try to roll out the Omicron psychoterrorism campaign and scare everybody into compliance.
I don't know about you, but I don't think it's working.
Seems like a lot of people, no, we fell for it once already, maybe twice.
Not again.
Well, it fell for COVID version 1 and then it fell for Delta.
And now Omicron?
What's next?
What are you going to come up with next?
Omega variant?
Yeah?
The alien variant from Planet Zorg?
You're just going to keep rolling out variants?
We're on to you!
That's what America is saying.
People all around the world, we are on to you!
We know what you're doing!
It's about time, actually.
Took a while for a lot of people to realize what's going on.
By the way, I take a lot of nutritional supplements, especially during COVID. I take a lot of supplements.
You ever take too many in one, like, fistful and try to swallow them all at once, and then one of them turns sideways, just stays that way in the back of your throat?
You ever have that happen?
That happened to me, like, 30 minutes ago.
It's like, oh!
I feel like you're walking around with a fork sideways in your neck, you know?
Like, ah, anything to wash this down, you know?
We start gulping banana chunks because you think that might work.
It's like, how did this supplement survive the banana chunk?
It's like looking for gobs of cooked rice.
Please, anything that's sticky, just shove it down.
You know, you end up overeating just because you want to get this pill out of your throat.
And it reminded me Have you ever done a smoothie with a frozen banana?
And, you know, I make smoothies every morning with frozen bananas and avocados and cacao and whey protein.
You know the drill.
And turmeric, of course.
It has to be orange because you have to impress your dental hygienist with all your orange dental work.
They love that.
Trust me.
I've opened my mouth like, what?
Like, what's going on in there?
Don't worry.
It's just turmeric.
It's a healthy habit, trust me.
But have you ever blended a frozen banana into a smoothie and you do a full blend on it?
It's like a 45-second blend.
And then after you're done, you think it's all blended up, right?
And then you go to pour out the smoothie and that dang banana is still sitting there.
Like, this banana just lost a little chunk from the bottom that's just in the shape of the orbit of the blade down there.
But the rest of the bananas just sit there like, uh-huh, mocking you, you know?
Like, try again, buddy.
You ever had that happen?
No.
If you've never had that happen, you've got to make more smoothies.
Because every once in a while, you'll have something that just comes out of the smoothie blend almost fully intact.
And you're like, this food defies the laws of physics.
How did this happen?
I mean, I've heard of super fruit and everything, but this is a whole new level.
I've got a stainless steel blade resistant banana here.
Are these from Ecuador?
How does this work?
This is something amazing.
Can I patent this?
Can we study this thing?
Can we hit it with lasers?
How do we break this banana down?
Okay, one more smoothie question.
Have you ever blended up an avocado smoothie with And then had to throw the whole thing out because you realized the avocado you used was rancid?
You ever had that happen?
I've had that happen.
That sucks.
You're wasting all the other ingredients, you know?
All the turmeric, all the cacao, everything.
All the flax seeds.
And, you know, you take a sip.
Oh my gosh, what is this stuff?
And you have to chuck it and start over.
That's horrible.
I should have tasted the avocado first.
But that's only happened a couple of times, you know?
Smoothie adventures.
Or you ever drink a spirulina smoothie right before somebody wants to take a picture with you and you smile, you're all green-toothed?
It's like, you look like you need some dental work there.
Whatever's not green is also orange.
Because I'm healthy, yeah.
Doesn't look that good, not on camera.
So, by the way, I know I'm getting a little distracted here, but it's too funny.
I got to share this with you.
When I was in middle school, actually, this started in the fifth or sixth grade.
I was recruited into the gifted and talented program where they took all of us, quote, gifted students, which really meant in those days, it meant that we were bored out of our minds in regular class.
So they're trying to get us out to do something different.
And we were good at math, you know?
So they took us off to this other location.
And then I remember the coordinator of this thing, and he would ask us on day one, I was like, so what do you want to do with your gifts?
What kind of thing would you want to put together here?
If you could do anything, what do you want to build?
And we're like, rocket engines!
And I know you can't build rocket engines.
What do you want to build that's practical?
And my friend was in Gifted and Talented with me.
And so we teamed up and we said, how about a biofeedback machine?
We want to move a robot arm with our minds.
And this was, I guess, in the early, would it have been the early 80s, I think?
And so the coordinator's like, okay, you gotta do this research and find the components and figure out how to have a biofeedback machine and move a robot arm in your mind.
And so we're like, awesome!
So we figured it out, we raised some money, we got some components, and it turns out that the only thing that we could do with this biofeedback machine was The only thing it was sensitive to is your conductivity, which is basically how much you're sweating from your finger, right?
So if you're going to make the robot arm move, you stick your finger in this thing, and then you have to get real nervous and hot somehow.
To move the robot arm, you know?
So my friend and I were trying to figure out all kinds of ways.
Like, how can we be nervous and sweaty on command?
And it turns out, and this is called thinking outside the box.
This is the pure genius of the gifted and talented program.
Turns out, if you smuggle in a little capsule of cayenne pepper...
And then you put your finger in that sucker, and then at the appropriate time when you want to impress the administrator, you just bite down on that cayenne.
All of a sudden, wham!
The robot arm's like, zzz, zzz, zzz.
Like, we did it!
We're moving robots with our minds!
And needless to say, we got good grades in the Gifted and Talented program due to herbs.
Yes, that's called problem solving right there, folks.
Serious problem solving.
And it's not even, you know, it wasn't a shortcut.
It was just being attuned to physiology.
And then the administrator, after we kind of solved that problem too quickly, he gave me an assignment that took me a while.
But he said, because we had Apple II computers back then, the original ones with the five and a quarter inch floppy disks.
That's stored only like 100k or something.
And he said, okay, you have to write an algorithm in BASIC that plots a circle on the screen without using sine and cosine functions.
I'm like, huh?
What do you mean?
And he's like, just like I said, you said you can write BASIC, so I want you to come up with an algorithm to draw a circle without using sine and cosine functions.
So, took a while, figured that out.
And it just has to do with accelerations and so on.
I drew a circle.
Like, man, you drew a circle!
And this is what we did at Gift and Talent Program while everybody else was taking history classes and regular science and regular, you know, reading or whatever.
We were goofing off with cayenne pepper and Apple II computers and robot arms and whatever and getting high praise for it.
It was quite an experience.
And I heard, by the way, recently in California, they're dropping all the gifted programs.
Did you hear that?
Because apparently it's racist to judge people by their gifts or their scholastic aptitude, shall we say.
And it turns out in California, all the schools are racist against Asians.
Because you look at the gifted program, it's like Asian, Asian, Japanese, Korean, Taiwanese, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese.
Random Asian...
Asian, Asian, Asian.
And in California, they hate Asians so much that they penalize them for the school admissions test, or at least they used to, and now they've dropped the admissions test completely.
So it doesn't even matter if you score well on math or science or history or reading or anything.
All that matters is what you put on your application of how woke you are.
So hence, all the students pretending to be something they are not, like the white kids pretending to be Native American, like we talked about from Canada yesterday.
The indigenous minister, whatever her name was, a fake featherhead gal walking around in an Indian costume pretending like she's a Native person.
But all the students now in California have to just pretend to be something they're not.
I thought that that wasn't acceptable on Halloween to dress up like someone you're not.
I thought, or the themed dinner parties, like, oh, tonight's Mexican night.
Everybody dress up in the sombreros and the big mustaches.
And you say, oh, that's racist.
Okay, tonight is Asian night.
You know, it's like Chinese food.
Nope, that's racist too.
Okay, tonight is Indian night, and then we're going to have the kebabs.
No, that's racist!
But, when it comes to applying to get into school, suddenly it's okay to pretend to be Asian, or Indian, or black even, or whatever, or Eskimo.
All of a sudden, it's okay.
Which brings me to the point here, which nobody can figure out the rules of the left.
Not even the left.
Everybody's just kind of going along with the lunacy.
For the moment and wondering which direction it's going.
It's kind of like going down a river in a canoe without a paddle with numerous waterfalls up ahead.
You don't know which fork in the river is the right one to take.
That's leftism for you.
Keeping you off guard, punishing merit, and also confusing the crap out of everybody who doesn't know who they're supposed to pretend to be on any given day in order to conform to the insanity of the left-wing woke culture system.
There's no rule book, apparently.
But the one thing that everybody knows is bad to be is good at doing something.
It's bad to be good at math, because math is racist.
It's bad to be good at academics, because academics don't count anymore.
It's bad to be good at science.
They don't want anybody that's good at science.
They just want the transgender, liberal, leftist, woke, whatever, pretending to carry out science or physics or whatever, because that's the new society.
It's just whatever they say it is.
Because, you know, if there's a scientist who's also a transgender, then it must be real science, because obviously, you know, they are the ultimate authority in society, the ultimate hierarchical authority.
How could a transgender scientist ever not tell the truth?
Clearly, they are blessed with special science knowledge.
Alright, so speaking of science now, and getting back on track, in the UK, they're recommending a booster vaccine every three months for all adults.
All right, from BBC Politics.
Minimum dose interval for booster jabs to be halved from six months to three months, and all adults to be offered booster COVID vaccine, Health Secretary Sajid Javid confirms.
His name is actually Sajid Javid, which I know sounds like a couple of lines out of a bad rap song.
But that's his name.
And he says, now you gotta have a booster at minimum every three months.
And when do you get to stop doing that?
Oh, never.
Never.
It's three months forever.
Or your vaccine pass will be disabled.
Didn't you know?
So remember when it was a year ago, it was like, just give us two weeks to flatten the curve.
Just take these two shots and we'll get back to normal.
Now it's like, well, you're going to have to roll up your sleeve every three months, and that's until we decide it's going to be every two months, and then at some point we'll decide it's pretty much monthly.
And if you don't get your monthly injection of whatever we call a vaccine, then you don't get your pension check, you don't get your benefits, you don't get your food stamps, you don't get anything.
Because then, you're an anti-vaxxer terrorist for not taking the vaccine every month.
So, if it works, the vaccine works, why would you need one every three months?
Because I thought they said, they used to say anyway, if you take the measles vaccine, you're never going to get measles.
As in, for the rest of your life.
Or if you take the, I don't know what they have, the polio vaccine.
You're never going to get polio, they say.
Even though, actually, most of the polio comes from the polio vaccine these days, it turns out.
Just ask people in India.
Ask Bill Gates.
He knows that.
So, whatever happened to this idea that a vaccine was supposed to create immunity, now it's like taking birth control pills or something.
You're on a schedule.
Every 28 days, you're going to end up with another shot.
You know?
This is nuts.
Yep, that's right.
This needle injection works so well that you need to keep getting it again and again and again.
Which, of course, is the ultimate goal of Big Pharma and all their drugs is to never make you well, but just keep you in perpetual sickness.
Where they make the maximum amount of money for, quote, managing your sickness.
That's all these drugs, you know, blood pressure drugs, cholesterol drugs, whatever, Alzheimer's drugs, diabetes.
It's all about managing your sickness.
Never about actually helping you get well.
So apparently the vaccines are now about managing the pandemic in your body.
It's not about, you know, immunity.
God forbid.
No.
In fact, probably the word immunity will be stricken from all online dictionaries.
You just won't find it anymore.
You say, immunity?
And they'll say, what are you, a conspiracy theorist?
There's never been immunity.
Why would you even think there was such a thing as immunity?
Because that's what they've done to the phrase natural immunity.
They've now pretended that doesn't exist at all either.
Well, are you some kind of crazy conspiracy theorist?
You think there's natural immunity?
No such thing.
And also they've done this with herd immunity.
A year and a half ago, they were like, we've got to get everybody vaccinated and get to herd immunity.
And then people start getting vaccinated.
And then, of course, they change the rules of the game.
There's no such thing as herd immunity.
Why would you think there was herd immunity?
Because Fauci said it a hundred times?
No!
We're going to retroactively alter that history.
You know, with big tech and YouTube, we're going to change all that so there's never any herd immunity anymore.
You just need to do what we're telling you.
We change the rules every day, just like liberals.
But seriously, I know I'm over my 30 minutes here, but do you realize if they're saying you need a vaccine booster every three months, do you realize they're admitting that the vaccine stops working in three months?
Otherwise, why would you need a booster?
Even if the booster works, they're admitting that it stops working very quickly.
But here's the kicker.
Every time you take the shot, you have a higher and higher risk of vascular damage and blood clots and neurological damage and infertility and spontaneous abortions and thrombosis and whatever else.
You know, partial paralysis of your facial muscles and so on.
So you're rolling the dice every time.
This is like Russian roulette with a revolver pointed at your temple.
And the revolver has six or seven chambers in it.
And most of them are empty, but in one of the chambers is a needle, you know, with total death in it.
And you keep pulling the trigger every three months.
Sooner or later, it's like click, click, boom.
And you end up dead from blood clots or something.
Of course, that will never be called a vaccine death.
But why would you take the vaccine risk again and again and again when it offers no lasting immunity?
None whatsoever admitted by the government.
Because they say you have to have it every three months.
That's an admission that it fails.
Why would you keep taking the risk?
Also, don't forget back in the clinical trials...
The short ones that Big Pharma conducted on this, people had some effects from the first shot, but they had way worse effects from the second shot.
In fact, just going from memory, I think it was 250% higher reported side effects with the second shot.
I have to go back and check.
That may not be accurate, but that's just my memory of it.
What do you think is going to happen with the third, the fourth, the fifth, the sixth if you live that long?
How high does your risk go if you keep taking these shots every three months?
I think this is an omission from the UK government that they're going to kill everybody who's dumb enough to comply.
As I've always said, if you comply, you die.
It's just a matter of how strong your system is before it finally caves in and gives out.
You can handle a few shots.
If you're healthy, you have good, healthy blood, you drink a lot of water.
Maybe you drink turmeric smoothies with stainless steel spinning blade resistant bananas, super fruit.
And so you have really healthy blood.
But then, with each additional injection, it just wears you down, grinds down your immune system a little bit more, a little bit more.
Your white blood cells just stop working.
Your response just gets suppressed.
Your immune system is silenced.
And then one day, it's just one shot too many.
It's not the straw that broke the camel's back.
It's the shot that broke your vascular system.
And then it's over.
And you end up dead and counted as a death from not COVID. Or not the vaccine, right?
You just go into the excess all-cause mortality column, which of course is exploding in numbers right now.
And then you're just a statistic.
But definitely not the vaccine.
This is what the world has come to.
It's astonishing.
It's horrifying, and it's astonishing to watch this.
All right, and as you can tell, I have no discipline when it comes to time.
This is my own personal problem here.
I was supposed to get to the top ten predictions for 2022.
I still only have eight.
So I'm going to save those for tomorrow.
How about that?
Because I've already used up, somehow I've used up today's time.
So that'll give me a chance to put that together in a little more detail.
I want to have some very well thought out predictions of where I think all of this is going.
But I'm pretty sure at some point that Jacinda Ardern from New Zealand will soon announce that for senior citizens, you're now allowed to urinate in your own pants.
Luxury.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, it gives you that warm feeling.
All the way up and down.
You're now allowed to breathe again.
Oh good!
I've been holding my breath this entire time.
You don't know how hard that was.
New bulletin from New Zealand.
You're now allowed to have sex, but only with other triple vaccinated people who are wearing not just a mask, but a bag on their head.
There you go.
That's the new COVID-19 sex manual from New Zealand.
And of course, dare I say, if you were having sex with Jacinda, you'd have to have that bag anyway.
Oh, don't send me hate mail.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
Totally uncalled for.
But seriously.
I don't even care if the bag is on your head or mine, just either way.
As long as I can't see you and you can't see me, we'll make it through this.
No matter what happens here tonight, we're going to need a lot of bags.
No, seriously, what has COVID done to us?
The thing is, I'm only half joking.
I mean, this is the world now.
It's beyond insane what they're doing to the children, what they're doing to the seniors, what they're doing in the hospitals, the mass murder.
I mean, yeah, I might be a little twisted here in having dark comedy satire about all of this, but I don't know how else to handle this.
I can't just get mad and scream into the microphone.
You know, it's not going to do anything.
I just have to, I feel like I have to mock it.
It's so incredibly stupid, and the people that go along with this are incredibly stupid.
Which, of course, is why the globalists are, you know, weeding them out of the human gene pool, I guess.
Kind of winning their own Darwin Award at this point.
But seriously, if five years ago, if I had realized that half the people around me were this stupid, I would have freaked out much earlier.
That's all I'm saying.
Alright, there's a voice in the back of my head here that said I better wrap this up before I get into real trouble.
I think I'm already banned from New Zealand now for life, which is...
I don't know, I wasn't planning on going anyway.
Because I don't want to subject myself to a COVID death camp, you know what I mean?
So, thanks, but no thanks.
But I don't think I'm welcome there at this point.
Not as long as Baghead Jacinda is in charge.
But in any case, I will get a little more serious tomorrow with whatever new news is hitting us upside the head.
I'm sure it's going to be pretty wild.
And on a serious note, I am serious about all of us staying prepared, staying ready, staying in touch with nature, too.
Get your hands in the soil.
Do some gardening.
Do some hydroponic plants.
Take a walk in the forest.
Hug a tree, for all I care.
Hug some trees.
Just watch out for the moths and ants on the bark.
You don't want to crush them with your wicked hug there.
Be mindful to the critters.
I saw a little raccoon this evening.
When I was out walking, and it was a really kind of a small baby raccoon, so we didn't bother it, you know.
It's not yet at the predator-killer stage that shreds chickens into blood and guts and feathers.
So that's what raccoons do when they get older.
So there's like a little cute little cartoon raccoon.
I was like, okay, stay in the tree.
Just don't get close to the chickens.
You'll be okay.
And I was thinking, you know, how amazing it is that we do have a natural world still.
Humanity hasn't completely destroyed it yet.
And if you can, get out into nature to remind yourself that you're living in the real world.
You know, extract your consciousness from the computer screen and just get out into nature and feel the reality of it.
Like, welcome to actual reality.
This is amazing.
The more contact you have with the natural world, the harder it is for the globalists to weave their little spells on your psyche.
Seriously.
That's why they tend to be able to control and manipulate people who live in cities because those are artificial realities that are very dissociated from nature.
And by the way, the transgender movement is about forcing people to dissociate from their own bodies.
The transgender movement is actually a disembodiment movement in the culture wars, to say that you are separate from your body, that you can make a choice to be something that your body is not, or you can even transform your body just by wishing it.
So those things might work in Mark Zuckerberg's creepy Orwellian metaverse world, but with your avatar.
Your purple iguana avatar, whatever, that's got reproductive organs.
Yeah, you can change those.
It's just pixels on the screen.
But in the real world, it doesn't work that way.
It doesn't work that way, except for my transgender plants that I mentioned earlier.
One of them is a penis flytrap.
That's right.
I don't know how that came to be.
It's just some weird LGBT botany going on.
Not my fault.
Okay, no, seriously, I'm sorry.
I must stop.
I'm going to get in way more trouble.
And no, this is not a substance-augmented podcast.
This is just me actually having fun with the world.
That's all it is.
It's Health Ranger mocks the world.
Really, that should be the name of my entire podcast.
Maybe we'll play with that.
But thank you for listening.
In all seriousness, be well.
Stay prepared.
I'll be back with you tomorrow with another update.
And until then, you know, God bless America.
God bless you.
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