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Sept. 29, 2021 - Health Ranger - Mike Adams
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Situation Update, Sep 29th, 2021 - Build Back BUTTER - End Times Comedy Hour with the Health Ranger
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No, I finally got it figured out, folks.
Welcome to the Situation Update for Wednesday, September 29th, 2021.
Mike Adams here.
Here it is.
America is becoming Australia.
Australia is becoming China.
China is becoming Venezuela.
And Venezuela is becoming North Korea.
So this, they call this building back better.
That's what this is.
This is marching down the road of tyranny and destruction.
But I got a number of videos, little short snippets and so on to play for you today, some interesting news.
First, let me bring you this roughly two-minute video from Australia, which is one of the Australian bureaucratic politicians speaking about how Australia...
It honors human rights and women's rights and oh, we just love people!
While it's overlaid with all the videos of the Australian thugs breaking people's faces and bashing heads into the concrete over non-violent COVID protests.
I mean, nonviolent on the protesters side, obviously very violent on the side of the police.
So check this out.
I mean, just compare and contrast what you're hearing with what you're seeing.
Check out this two minute video.
We are a proud liberal democracy.
We believe in a world order that favors freedom and that supports the dignity and free expression of all people.
We believe in human rights, in gender equality, and the rule of law, and we back that up with how we pursue these things in our own country, in our own society, and how we raise our own children.
Australia was one of eight countries only involved in the drafting of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and we continue to strengthen the international human rights system.
And we will continue to raise our voice on important issues like the rights of women and girls, the rights of indigenous peoples, because respecting the rights and freedoms of the individual is intrinsically important.
It is fundamental to our values as a people and as a nation.
It lifts all societies and nations too, delivering better outcomes through economic inclusion.
So if you get vaccinated, there will be special rules that apply to you.
Women's empowerment, environmental sustainability, rising living standards and so much more.
Australia's actions are guided by our belief in the inherent dignity of all people, everywhere, no matter the circumstances.
Mr.
President, we learned through the pandemic that every moment of challenge requires us to think anew, to engage with each other, to learn as you go.
It is an experience understood by many others.
And so we will continue to meet this moment with dialogue.
Thank you, Mr.
All right.
So you just got to love the hypocrisy, right?
It's just out of control.
Totally crazy.
Totally nuts.
But, you know, what else would you expect?
And that's why I say Australia is becoming China.
China with the organ harvesting and the disappearing of political dissidents and the total control over the media, the forced experimentation, medical experiments, not just the organ harvesting, but medical experiments on human beings and so on.
That's what Australia is becoming.
And then America is becoming Australia in the sense that America, well, at least in New York, They are now forcing vaccines on the government workers, the school teachers and the hospital workers and so on.
And by the way, isn't this a reminder why it's not a good idea to be on a government's payroll?
Because, you know, if you take a paycheck from the government, and in America, it's about, what, 40% or so of the payroll in America is tied to government.
Gosh, you talk about government being too big.
In some states, it's even higher than that.
But if you're on the government's payroll, then they can dictate what you have to do to continue to keep your job.
And that's exactly what's happening in New York.
And they even say, if you're fired because you refuse to take the jab, you don't get unemployment benefits.
They can even make that decision.
So talk about economic terrorism against their own workers, their own employees.
That's just the amazing thing.
Can you imagine?
I mean, if I, as a private employer, if I somehow lost my mind and decided that I was going to declare to my own employees, you must be jabbed with a medical experiment or you shall be fired and you shall get no unemployment.
If I did that, I would have the Attorney General climbing up my rear end like you've never seen.
Because that's illegal.
But when the government does it, oh, it's suddenly building back better.
So here's my question to all these globalist lunatics that keep saying they're building back better.
How is it building back when you're tearing down?
I think you're tearing down worse, not building back better.
You're tearing society apart.
You people are economic terrorists.
You're tearing society apart.
How do you call that building back?
What are you building back?
Building back totalitarianism?
What exactly are you building?
Global communism?
An Orwellian society?
That's what you're building.
And I don't call that better.
That's worse.
You're tearing down worse and building back a nightmare is what you're building.
Kind of nightmare that we fought, you know, in 1776, Declaration of Independence.
And the Revolutionary War, we already fought that fight so that we didn't have to live in a nightmare.
And we already did build back better.
It was called what became the United States of America.
That was building.
And now you're all tearing it down on purpose.
So you're just a bunch of terrorists.
But you know that.
Now, moving on.
Check this out.
So you know how Biden...
How he took a booster shot.
It was a few days ago.
Monday.
Took a booster shot.
Did you see the video of the so-called Oval Office where he took this shot?
Let me play this video for you just for a moment and see if you notice something wrong.
Check this out.
We are helping.
We're doing more than every other nation in the world combined.
We're going to have well over a billion, 100 million shots, and we're going to continue going.
We're going to do our part.
We've also given a great deal of funding to COVAX, which is a vehicle that does this.
So we have plenty, plenty of opportunities to make sure we get everyone in the world to play our part.
The largest part in the world is getting everyone backstage.
Now, did you notice how the shot changed right there at the end?
Suddenly, he wasn't in the Oval Office anymore.
Suddenly, he was on what looks like kind of a, well, a soundstage.
Now, let me show you these other pictures from the media who were all invited there, and they took some of these photos.
So check out these photos, and you'll notice that it's all built on a soundstage.
And by the way, this is not an attempted cover-up.
They invited the media to the stage to take these photos.
They weren't hiding that it's a set.
They built up a fake Oval Office set, and they had windows and fake trees behind it.
So if you go back to the original video we just played, and you look at the so-called trees behind the windows...
They're not moving.
They're totally fake.
They're plastic, whatever.
This whole thing was done on a sound set.
It was not done...
In an Oval Office.
So the question becomes, why?
And by the way, even Stephen Colbert commented about this.
You know, it's not like this is just a Q conspiracy theory or something like that.
I mean, this was even Stephen Colbert commented on this.
Why do they have to fake this whole thing?
Why do they have to make it obviously fake?
Why couldn't they just have Biden on a stage and take the vaccine on the stage?
Why do they have to try to make it look like the Oval Office?
Well, there's only one logical answer to this, folks.
And it's because Biden doesn't have access to the Oval Office.
He doesn't have access to the White House, you see.
Because he's not the president.
I don't know how many times we have to go over this.
I'm not going to go too deeply into this.
But no, Biden is not the president.
And, you know, you've probably heard over the last year rumors that the reporters at the White House were actually on some kind of a soundstage and so on.
You've seen those rumors.
Well, today...
What was a rumor is now confirmed fact.
They built an Oval Office stage on a set for theatrical purposes, and they gave him a, quote, booster shot on that set, and they did not try to hide it.
It was all out in the open.
The photographs are public about this.
Again, they're not even saying that they didn't do this.
They built the set.
So let me ask you this.
If the stage, if the set is fake, the windows are fake, the plants in the background are fake, the setting is fake, do you think the booster shot is real?
Do you think that Biden's handlers...
Oh, and by the way, notice that Biden, you know, supposed Biden, alleged Biden, was heavily masked.
I mean, a big mask in that video.
Did you see the mask?
It is a giant mask.
It's literally like a face diaper.
It's a huge black mask, like the largest mask I think I've ever seen on anybody.
Kind of convenient for covering up somebody who might have a little bit different nose, a little bit different mouth and lips, but could kind of pass with his eyes and hair and enough makeup and so on to just kind of look like, you know, like a stand-in.
Like a body double.
Somebody who could just mumble their way through this.
Or maybe they just had audio of actual Joe mumbling.
And they just play the audio while this guy is the actor rolling up his sleeve and getting a fake saline shot anyway.
You think they're going to give him a real shot?
I mean, do you think that they would actually inject the Joe Biden, the advanced stage dementia patient, with a spike protein nanoparticle that damages neurology?
You know what would happen if they injected actual Joe Biden with spike protein?
The spike protein would, of course, be quickly circulated to his brain, where it would attempt to eat his brain, and it would discover there's nothing left to eat!
Prions are going out for dinner, and the buffet has run dry.
There's no meal.
Maybe just a Happy Meal in the corner, you know, with some Biden McNuggets.
And that's it.
Happy Meal!
Without french fries because of the food shortage.
But they wouldn't find anything in there.
Hello, hello, hello.
It's an echo, echo, echo.
You know, the prions would strike out.
So remember what I said yesterday.
Everything that you are watching is theater.
It's all staged.
Biden is not the real president.
He did not win.
Everybody in the right positions of power already knows that.
The pandemic is faked.
The vaccines are not real vaccines.
They are, of course, death shots, you know, genocide shots.
The so-called vaccines that people get live on TV are not real vaccines because they learned that lesson.
Oh, they learned that lesson last year, right?
Or I guess maybe it was at the beginning of this year when they injected that nurse with a real vaccine live on TV. Was that in Chattanooga?
And she passed out and died.
Remember that?
That's when they realized, oh, maybe we should just use saline solution from now on, you know, when we're going to inject people live on TV. Because, you know, well, for obvious reasons, people die.
People have blood clots that kick in in seconds.
Some people die, you know, within minutes after taking the vaccine, and they don't want to do that anymore.
All right, so just in case that wasn't entertaining enough, let me play something else for you.
This is a good one.
This is Governor Kathy Hochul.
I'm finally getting her name right.
She's the new governor of New York.
I don't know what kind of swamp mud they dragged her out of and made her governor.
She's replacing Cuomo.
She gave a speech at a church in New York.
Where she declared that COVID, I'm sorry, vaccines are now her religion and that God gave us vaccines and that people who take vaccines are the ones listening to God.
Oh yeah.
So I want you to hear her say this because you might not believe it if you just hear me say that she said that.
Listen to her say.
This is New York Governor Kathy Hochul talking about how God wants you to take vaccines.
We are not through this pandemic.
I wished we were, but I prayed a lot to God during this time.
And you know what?
God did answer our prayers.
He made the smartest men and women, the scientists, the doctors, the researchers.
He made them come up with a vaccine.
That is from God to us.
And we must say, thank you, God.
Thank you.
And I wear my vaccinated necklace all the time to say, I'm vaccinated.
All of you.
Yes, I know you're vaccinated.
You're the smart ones.
But you know there's people out there who aren't listening to God and what God wants.
You know this.
You know who they are.
I need you to be my apostles.
I need you to go out and talk about it and say, we owe this to each other.
We love each other.
Jesus taught us to love one another.
And how do you show that love?
But to care about each other enough to say, please get vaccinated because I love you.
I want you to live.
Okay, sorry, I had to cut her off mid-sentence because I could not handle the lies anymore.
Can you listen to this satanic demon creature?
She says, basically, she's saying she's Jesus and that you need to be her apostles to go out and, I don't know, recruit people into her vaccine cult?
And that God told her?
Essentially, God told her to push vaccines, and God wants you to have a vaccine, and if you listen to God, you're going to get vaccinated, and Jesus wants you to be vaccinated.
And if you're opposed to vaccines, you're anti-God, basically, is what she's saying.
So, obviously, this insane, crazy person is a creature of Satan.
Because if there's anything that God wants you to do, it's to protect your divine genetic code.
Your body created in the image of God, not to override it with a gene-altering, transfection, bioweapon spike protein injection made with the research of aborted human fetal tissues that are harvested from once-living human babies, you know, that are murdered by satanic cult ritual practitioners, who also happen to be New York Democrats, just like this crazy psycho woman, Governor Hochul, here.
She's probably in those rituals, right?
Listen to her acting like she's the messenger from God and that God wants you to inject yourself with dead babies.
Well, you know she's never read the Bible, right?
And what does the necklace say that she wears around her neck?
Is it a Christian cross?
No, it's a vaccine necklace.
That's her religion.
That's her God.
So she's worshipping vaccines, and I guess Fauci is her god.
I mean, these are all transhumanists and Satanists.
And this is an affront to God.
And to say that God answered our prayers by making smart men and women who came up with the vaccine?
You know what she's saying?
She's saying that...
God created Fauci, and that Fauci helped us with gain-of-function research.
I mean, wow!
Let me tell you something.
I would love to see this moment of the return of Christ, and I think it's just my opinion.
I think Christ would bitch-slap Governor Hochul, but that's just my opinion.
Maybe he would forgive her or something.
I don't know.
I think Christ would slap this woman silly.
And say, how dare you invoke the name of God to push your demon injections, right?
I think, personally, I think that's what Christ would do, but that's just my own little humble opinion on that matter.
I would like to see him do that.
But he's got his own plans, right?
And people like Hochul have no future with God, that's for sure.
So in fact, this speech makes a lot more sense if every time you replace the word, every time she says God, you replace it with Satan.
So if you listen to her speech, Then it would sound like this.
And I'm going to have to use a little weird voice so people don't misquote me like thinking I'm saying this.
So I'm going to use a cartoon voice for her.
So instead of her saying, God did answer our prayers, she would say, Satan did answer our prayers.
That he made the smartest men and women, the scientists, the doctors, the researchers.
He made them come with a vaccine.
This is from Satan to us.
And we must say, thank you, Satan.
See, I'm just, I'm quoting her, but just changing God into Satan.
Thank you.
And I wear my vaccinated necklace all the time to say I'm vaccinated.
All of you, yes.
I know you're vaccinated.
You're the smart ones.
But you know these people out there who aren't listening to Satan and what Satan wants.
You know who they are.
Okay, that was actually kind of a South Park cartoon voice.
Maybe that's more appropriate for Governor Hochul.
Maybe we could use Smeagol voices, you know, from Lord of the Rings.
But whatever, we're just having fun with this psycho.
Seriously, she's invoking God.
And isn't it just this crazy pandering how she shows up at a church and then starts talking about how God wants you to be vaccinated?
Can you think of anything more insulting to the mind of God than what this crazy psychopath is doing?
I need you to be my apostles.
I need you to go out and talk about it and say, we owe this to each other.
We love each other.
Satan taught us to love one another, and how do you show that love but to care about each other?
So isn't this so true about leftists?
They always talk about love.
That even when they're talking about pedophilia, right?
They're always talking about, well, they love each other.
When they're talking about like a greasy 35-year-old pedophile going after like a 12-year-old boy.
And according to Democrats, they're like, but it's love.
Love wins.
No, it's pedophilia.
You're a predator.
They always want to frame everything in terms of love when they're actually carrying out the most wicked, demonic, devious crimes against humanity.
When they are murdering people and raping little boys, they want to call it love.
No, it's not love.
It's evil.
You're evil, woman.
You're evil.
Everything that you stand for is evil.
And you're going to hell.
Shall we just say it?
You're going to hell, and anybody that you drag with you deserves the same fate that you're going to experience.
Because anybody dumb enough to think that God wants you to destroy the temple of your body with an injection straight out of Satan's hellish, nightmare, dystopian, quack science plan for humanity, total genocide, total holocaust, vascular damage from the inside, brain-eating prions, if you think that that's a message from God, let me tell you, you're listening to the wrong voices.
If that voice in your head says, Take the vaccine.
It's an act of love.
You should realize that's not an angel.
That's a demon.
This is the time for discernment, my friends.
Discernment.
And I don't have to be, you know, a messenger of God to say that.
And I'm not claiming to be.
This is just a human message.
The message of discernment.
And like I said, I'm not a Bible scholar.
I'm not an expert.
I'm reading more and more.
I'm learning more every day, by the way.
And it's fascinating.
It's kind of mind-blowing.
And I'm really fascinated by what's in the Bible right now more than ever in my life, but I'm still no expert.
But at least I can tell you, God doesn't want you to commit vaccine suicide.
God doesn't want you to put your faith in man's inventions that alter your genetic code or subject you to experiments or inject you with the blood of dead, aborted babies.
I can guarantee you, That God doesn't want you to do those things.
And I'm not speaking on behalf of God.
I'm just saying, these are kind of universal truths here.
You need to respect the gift of life that God gave you.
And by the way, shall we just mention this, that Governor Hochul here, she's also pro-abortion.
She's also an advocate of baby murder.
So how can she stand there and say, oh, it's all about love.
We want to love each other.
Well, what about when you were stabbing that baby in the back of the neck to harvest the brain and send it to the FDA for the research that was uncovered?
You know, remember the humanized mice research that was uncovered with the FOIA request?
Shocking.
Baby heads.
You know, purchased by an FDA employee.
We gave her name.
I forgot her name or I'd mention it.
It was like Rachel Party Girl or something.
And this Governor Hochul, she no doubt supports the murder of babies.
So you talk about blasphemy here, standing up there and claiming that you're the messenger from God and that God wants us to get vaccinated while you go back to your governor's mansion and you sign legislation supporting infanticide and the malicious bloody murder of human babies and you want to say that you're acting on behalf of God?
No.
You're a creature from hell.
And to hell you shall return.
And then she has the audacity to say, quote, I believe the only purpose of government is to lift people up and to serve.
She says, I've been a public servant my whole life.
Oh, a servant?
Oh, you mean a corrupt government cartel leader who's raking in all the favors and all the money at the top?
I mean, you're all corrupt.
They love to say they serve the people.
Well, Remember the Twilight Zone episode?
To serve man?
Well, I think these Democrat governors are serving children in particular.
Yeah, serving them up.
That's what they mean.
They're serving the children.
One meal at a time.
But then, by the way, even as she's invoking God and Jesus and everything, she says, but you can't have a religious exemption against vaccines.
So basically she says, well, your religion doesn't count.
Your religious convictions don't count when you oppose vaccines.
That you have to have the religion that is pro-vaccine.
In other words, vaccines have to be your religion.
Join the death cult!
Join the death cult of the Democrats, is basically what she's saying.
She's recruiting people.
You need to be my apostles, she says, to join the Governor Hochul death cult.
And then you too can murder babies and celebrate it in New York, as the state legislature celebrated it when they passed the infanticide legalization, where they can kill babies after they're born.
That's when you know they've gone too far.
That's when you know the demons are truly in charge.
New York is the abortion headquarters, by the way, of the United States.
If you didn't know that, more abortions are carried out in New York City than any other city in America.
And that's because it's like the headquarters for Satanism.
And so the state legislature stood up and clapped when they passed a law to murder babies after they're born.
Right.
So for this witch to stand up there and say they care about saving lives and they want you to be vaccinated because they want to save lives.
But if you decide you don't want your child, you can murder it.
I mean, how can these Democrats claim to want to save lives and protect lives while they're also killing and murdering lives?
It's kind of like...
Oh, a child's born, and they want to kill it, kill it, kill it, unless you want to keep it.
And then we're going, oh, save it, save it, save it, inject it, inject it.
More vaccines, more vaccines.
Oh, did it die?
Oh, we killed it?
Oh, well, you can celebrate that now.
That's another form of infanticide.
This is the weird, twisted, demonic thought process of Democrats in New York.
They're either killing or controlling or condemning, but they claim they're serving.
Yeah, serving up on a platter.
That's how you're serving.
You're twisted, sick demon freaks is what you are.
And by the way, you're not fooling anybody, Governor Hochul.
You're not fooling anybody.
All of America listens to you at that church speech and we know that you are a creature of Satan.
That's the thing.
You're not fooling anybody.
You're not fooling anybody who's read the Bible or actually honors God or protects life.
We know what you are.
We know what kind of entity is running your mouth like a bio bag puppet.
And that's not an entity in there that was brought here by the blessings of God.
That's an entity from the fiery pits of hell that is now infesting a sort of human-looking body.
We know what you are, you twisted, sick entity.
We know exactly what you are.
You and Pope Francis, too.
Probably sharing the same dinner.
What do they call that?
The spirit cooking.
Yeah, that's what it is.
The spirit cooking dinner at the Vatican.
There you go.
I'm sure she's a special guest.
I love some of the user comments.
On her speech, this is from the website informationliberation.com, which is a really great website.
It's really one of the best independent websites out there.
Chris Manahan.
And some of the user comments are, what could be more symbolic of mass insanity than another Vax Karen as governor?
This old bag has that same power mad look in her eyes as Gretchen Whitmer.
Yeah, right.
The church of COVID, the message here is simple.
A lemming is born every day.
Why kill only the best and brightest when you can just kill everybody?
Right.
And then someone quoted Richard M. Nixon there in the comment section under that, which I'll bleep out part of it, but the Bohemian Grove said, Quote, which I attend from time to time, is the most faggy, God-bleeped thing you could ever imagine, Richard Nixon.
Okay?
That's him saying that, not me, but here you go.
Remember when Satanism running the politicians was just a theory?
And now, all the demons have just come out?
And they claim this is your new God.
Fauci is your God.
Vaccines are your God.
Take the shot and praise God.
And listen to the God voice that's telling you to take the vaccine and go out and recruit other people into the vaccine death cult.
It's just, it's amazing.
Okay, moving on.
I think I've pummeled that topic enough, but by the way, for legal purposes, those statements are my opinion.
And some of that was a satirical reenactment of a demon creature, Hochul.
Okay, end disclaimer.
The Food Rising videos that I mentioned the other day about the Kratky food, you know, the non-circulating hydroponic system for growing a large amount of food, I apologize, my mistake.
The videos on foodrising.org had been censored by YouTube and Vimeo, so I had my crew re-upload those videos.
They're now on brighteon.com under the CounterThink channel, and I think they've been placed back at foodrising.org.
So if you were there trying to find those videos of me showing this simple technology, this low-tech food production solution...
You should be able to go there now and view those videos.
And I apologize for not realizing those videos had long since been banned.
Because, of course, YouTube bans videos of myself, the Health Ranger, growing lettuce.
You know, because that's so dangerous to the world.
To teach people how to grow freaking lettuce.
Oh my God!
You can't teach hydroponics.
People might become self-reliant.
Oh, it's crazy.
The stuff they censored.
Like my videos talking about goats, you know, and how good goat poop is because it's pelletized and clean.
You know, it's like the cleanest poop ever.
If you were going to follow an animal around a farm to collect fertilizer, you know, to kind of shovel into the dirt underneath your tomato plants or whatever...
And you had a choice.
Would you want to follow A, cows?
B, horses?
C, chickens?
Or D, goats?
The answer is goats.
Because it's already pelletized.
Everything else is just nasty.
I would imagine liberals who don't know anything about reality or animals or anything, they would probably say, well, follow cows around.
Gather cow poop.
Oh, okay, go for it.
Bring a big bag with you.
And did you hear, by the way, on that topic, Greta Thunberg, now she's back in the news.
She apparently wants the world to stop cow farts.
So I'm thinking that's a great project for liberals.
To follow cows around and to serve as human bovine butt plugs.
And you can just put your thumb in there and take a selfie, brag to the world, you're saving the planet.
And you're an informed leftist.
You have stopped methane emissions and you're dedicated to this mission.
Just butt plug bovine people.
All over Texas, you know, so if you're driving down the highway and normally you would see 100 cows in a field, if you see 100 cows with 100 liberals standing right behind them, now you know what they're up to.
They're saving the planet, didn't you know?
And wait till they find out how vigorously female cows pee.
That's going to be a shock right there.
It'd be like a Super Soaker Saturday special for you there.
Oh, you thought you were saving the planet.
You didn't know.
You're getting a bovine golden shower.
It's part of the deal.
Yeah.
Okay.
This podcast went into a very weird place just now.
I don't know how it went there.
I apologize for that.
But it's not...
I'm not the one taking it there.
It's these weird leftists.
They're the ones talking about cow farts.
They brought it up.
What about...
What about when leftists fart, huh?
How come their farts don't count, but only cow farts count?
What about when Oprah farts?
Again, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to take it into that weird place, but again, they brought it up.
What about The View?
The women on The View, I would imagine that's a nasty, raunchy fart fest going on right there.
That's probably why they said they tested positive for COVID and had to walk off the set.
A couple days ago is probably a flatulence issue.
Flatulence malfunction.
Again, I didn't mean to take it there, but they're the ones bringing this up.
I just wonder, how come leftists don't stop their own farting?
If that's the problem in the world, then maybe they should not, I don't know, have physiological function or something.
Well, come to think of it, they are accomplishing their own goals there by vaccinating themselves and committing vaccine suicide.
Oh, and there's one other thing I forgot to mention about Governor Hochul, demon creature.
What's she going to say when a few hundred thousand New York government workers die from the vaccine?
What's she going to say then?
And it's all going to come out, you know.
This is a deadly bioweapon injection.
It's all coming out.
Probably not that far away.
Does Hochul know she's going to be facing a criminal indictment for crimes against humanity?
Does she know that she's deep into the Holocaust right now?
Woo!
That's going to be a big wake-up call.
And I have a feeling God's not saving her.
I just have a little hint about that.
Okay, you know what?
Before I get into any more trouble here, obviously, I'm going to change this up.
I want to play this other video out of Canada, the Alberta Chief Health Officer, Dina Henshaw.
Listen carefully to what Dina Henshaw says, because she's saying that all sick people who decline COVID tests are going to be counted as COVID positive.
All right?
Again, you might not believe me until you hear her say it.
So listen, check this out.
If individuals choose to not get tested for COVID but are home with an illness, they're now counted in the list as being part of that outbreak.
And so it's less dependent on needing a test to be a part of identifying where there is an issue.
We are, as I mentioned, working with education.
Okay, did you hear that?
She said, for people who don't get tested but they're home sick with anything, they're counted as the COVID outbreak, which means they're counted as COVID positive.
So you notice how this whole thing has slipped from, well, we're going to test you with the fraudulent PCR test, you know, that...
Really can't make a diagnosis, but we're going to say that you're a case.
You're a COVID case because you flagged the PCR. Okay.
And then use that to scare everybody for the last year and a half.
Now, they're like, why bother with PCR testing when we can just say everybody's got COVID? Just say it.
Now, the thing about this woman, what is her name?
Dina Hinshaw.
Okay, she's not a demon-infested creature like Governor Ho Chi Minh or whatever her name is from Hochel from New York.
So this Henshaw gal, she's not a demon.
She's just a loyal, brainwashed subject of the demons, right?
So the demons are telling her what to do.
And she's come up with some kind of way to try to...
Walk her way around with wishy-washy words, basically to say, we're not going to bother to test people anymore.
We're just going to say everybody's got COVID, no matter what they have.
How much you want to bet they're going to have a rise in official COVID statistics after this, right?
Oh, what do you know?
As soon as we said everybody's got COVID, the COVID numbers went up dramatically.
Woo!
Go Canada!
You guys are genius!
Well, I don't mean to insult Canadians.
I mean the leaders.
Well, the so-called...
I'm talking about Dina Henshaw here, and Justin Trudeau, and the brain-dead leaders in America as well.
It's these lunatics that are claiming to be running things.
These are the morons.
But the people of Canada aren't fooled by this, right?
The people of Canada are like, uh, wait a second.
Fact check.
Does the word diagnosis carry any weight in this debate any longer?
Do we maybe need to diagnose people with COVID before we say they got COVID? I mean, what if Canada just announced that, hey, everybody who's sick at home with something, we're going to assume they have Hashimoto's disease.
All of a sudden, Hashimoto's cases are through the roof.
Oh my gosh!
And then Pfizer will roll out like a Hashivectin, you know, drug that's $1,000 a day.
That's just ivermectin renamed, you know, fivermectin, Hashimectin, whatever.
Because that's what Pfizer's doing, you know.
They're coming out with a fivermectin that's just ivermectin renamed with a new approval.
So they're going to make a fortune off that after they bashed ivermectin, right?
But this statement by Hinshaw, I think it's wonderful to hear this because it's just an open admission that this has literally nothing to do with medicine, science, logic, reason, nothing.
No diagnosis even needed anymore, which means they can create a pandemic by just imagining it, which is kind of what they already did.
They could just say, well, according to our models, all these sick people must have whatever variant they're pushing at that moment, right?
So, heck, who needs diagnostic tools when the government knows what you have before you even have it?
You don't even know what you have.
Government already knows.
You're already a statistic.
I just think it's amazing when they don't even pretend anymore that this is about medicine.
It's just whatever illusion they're pushing on that particular day.
And that's it.
Just amazing.
All right, changing the subject, we're going to talk about crypto here for just a second.
And by the way, there's some kind of weird, freaky rainstorm moving through right now, so you might get some background rain noise.
I apologize for that, but hey, we need the rain right now in Texas, so that should be good.
Zero Hedge had a very interesting article called Gold One, Bitcoin Zero.
Now, I want to point out some highlights from this article, but with the caveat that, you know, I'm all in favor of cryptocurrency.
I think the Federal Reserve is a truly evil entity, very corrupt, criminal operation, counterfeiting money, and then the government uses that money to manipulate and control and pay people to stay home and not work and destroy the economy and all these things, right?
So I'm in favor of the idea of decentralized currency.
I just want to be clear.
I'm not criticizing crypto.
However, according to this story, Coinbase, which is now a publicly traded cryptocurrency online wallet slash exchange company, they just announced that they're going to sell $1.5 billion worth of bonds.
To raise money.
And then they revise it to $2 billion.
Notice I'm using the word dollars.
They're selling bonds in dollars.
Well, wait a second.
I thought the crypto world said that Cryptocurrency is a replacement for dollars.
And I thought the crypto world said that all their crypto is so much more valuable than dollars and it's trillions of dollars worth of crypto.
Why would a cryptocurrency leader, one of the largest cryptocurrency exchanges, Coinbase, why wouldn't they just raise money in crypto?
Why are they raising money in dollars?
Okay.
Okay.
Why would a crypto company borrow dollars?
Right?
Think about that.
And from this article, quote, I've been saying for over four years that Bitcoin is not suitable for borrowing.
And now the crypto bellwether demonstrates that they agree.
Yeah.
Well, why can't you borrow Bitcoin to raise money?
Why can't you do that?
I mean, it's a reasonable question, right?
Well, what are you raising money for?
What are you trying to do with the money that you're raising?
Usually, as a company, you're trying to hire people, you're trying to build buildings, you're trying to acquire real estate or purchase intellectual property or invest in research and design, buy more servers, things like that, buy a server farm.
Can you do these things with crypto?
And the answer really is, well, maybe a little bit, but not that much.
Can you pay your employees just in Bitcoin?
Not really.
Most people aren't going to take Bitcoin as their salary.
Can you buy real estate in Bitcoin?
Well, it's been done before, but it's not the traditional way to do it.
Very few sellers would accept Bitcoin.
They want dollars.
Can you buy servers?
A server farm with Bitcoin?
Maybe if you have a special situation and you pay a premium, but most hardware companies want to sell their products for dollars.
All the things that a company wants to do when it raises money are things that require dollars and really can't be done in crypto.
So that's why Coinbase is raising dollars and not cryptocurrency, which...
Kind of tells you something at the moment.
That's why I'm just saying, look, I'm in favor of cryptocurrency, but we've got to be cautious, folks.
We've just got to be cautious.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Make sure you understand the downside to cryptocurrency that also exists and the lack of widespread usage, which I hope we solve, by the way, just for the record.
I hope, I mean, I know the dollar is collapsing, but And for the record, I do think that Bitcoin will outlast the dollar.
Just to be clear, people who are holding Bitcoin versus people who are holding dollars, the Bitcoin people are going to be way happier than the dollar people because the dollar people are going to lose everything.
The Bitcoin people might go way up, might go way down, but it's probably still going to exist even when the dollar doesn't.
Just to be clear.
However, There's risk associated with Bitcoin.
Now, speaking of Bitcoin, there was another article that's interesting to mention, that a hamster has been trading cryptos since June 12th of this year, and it is now up 24%.
It has outperformed Bitcoin and the S&P 500.
So there's an actual hamster that's being live-streamed, and its name is Mr.
Gox.
That's G-O-X-X. And it's been trading this portfolio of cryptocurrencies since June 12th.
This is also on ZeroHedge.com.
The hamster trades from this thing called a Gox box, which is a little miniature office attached to the hamster's home.
And the hamster has a little hamster wheel that's named the intention wheel.
And on the intention wheel, it picks one of three different cryptocurrencies to trade, kind of like the wheel of fortune, you know.
And then the hamster runs through what's called a decision tunnel.
And the decision tunnel, depending on the direction of the run, determines whether it's going to buy or sell the crypto.
So between the intention wheel and the decision tunnel, this hamster is up 24% since June 12th.
And it currently holds Ether, Tron, and Ripple's XRP cryptocurrency vehicles.
So this is true, by the way.
You can actually watch the live stream of this hamster and watch it conduct trades.
Here's the question.
If a hamster can outperform the S&P 500 and can even outperform Bitcoin, what does this say about people who think they're geniuses because they're getting results that are similar to the hamster?
And I've spoken about this before.
In an up market, everybody thinks they're a genius because everything keeps going up.
Well, it's a bubble, folks.
It's a bubble.
And in a bubble market, everybody feels like they're a genius.
And I remember in the 1990s meeting so many young people who thought they were geniuses.
They thought that they were going to retire in just a few years as multimillionaires because everything they bought went up.
That was called the dot-com boom, of course, the dot-com bubble, and it convinced a lot of people they would never have to actually produce anything.
They'd never have to work a day in their lives.
I remember there was one point where the cab drivers in New York City, because this was all before Uber, they were cab drivers in New York City.
They were saying, you know, given stock options as they were driving the cab, and they were talking about how they were going to retire in the next year because they would no longer have to drive a cab.
Because they're going to get so rich off, you know, drcoop.com or Excite search engine.
What was the other one?
That pet food company?
Was it just pets.com or something like that?
They were selling, you know, dog food online.
And they had billions of dollars of valuations that all collapsed and so on and so forth.
So everybody thinks they're a genius when the markets are going up.
But in fact, they're no smarter than a hamster.
And the hamster's not even trying to trade.
Obviously, that's the joke about all this.
The hamster's just wandering around trying not to be bored.
And you could have a monkey throwing darts at a dartboard and you could get the same results.
Right?
So this is something to keep in mind.
Everybody thinks they're genius until the crash comes.
And then, it's kind of like people coming back from Vegas.
You ever had friends that went to Vegas?
And they lost a lot of money.
And when they come back, you ask them, hey, how'd it go in Vegas?
And what do they tell you?
Oh, pretty much broke even, you know?
We lost a little.
We won a little.
Came back pretty much even.
And really, they're down like $5,000, you know?
But they don't want to admit it because it's kind of shameful to say, oh, I went to Vegas and blew thousands of dollars making stupid bets against the house.
Where it's rigged for the house to win.
I mean, who's going to say that?
Who's going to say that they're mathematically illiterate, right?
And they just want to play bad odds.
People don't want to admit that stuff, right?
So this is the same thing that happened after the dot-com crash.
People came back From the dot-com crash, and they had lost, some of them had lost 50%, some 70%, some 90-plus percent, and you never heard those stories, but they just quietly went to work as Walmart greeters, you know?
It's like, oh, retirement got wiped out, got to go back to work all of a sudden.
Sad situation.
A lot of people lost a lot of money because they had it all bet on the endless upside, which will never persist.
The bubbles pop.
The cycle of boom and bust, it's an endless cycle and we're in a giant boom right now and there is a mega bust coming.
Mega bust.
The bigger the boom, the bigger the bust.
And this busts This bust is so big, it's starting to remind me of that Nicki Minaj video that I talked about yesterday.
There's some big busts.
This bust is a big, this is a big mega bust.
And it's gonna be shocking to so many people.
You're like, that's a weird reference.
Yeah, I'm not trying to say anything bad about Nicki Minaj because, hey, at least she's telling the truth, right?
She's telling the truth about vaccines should be a choice, right?
So I actually honor her for that.
I think she's doing great.
I was just shocked because I finally decided to check out one of her videos and I was like, whoa, that was not what I was expecting.
But there you go.
That's not the pop culture world in which I live.
So anyway, just remember, folks, the bigger the boom, the bigger the bust that's coming.
And this is going to be...
Epic.
And I kind of think they're going to, you know, accelerate this collapse because of the crisis that the Biden regime is in right now.
It's so bad they have to fake the Oval Office to take a fake vaccine shot to try to convince people to get vaccinated as people are dying left and right all across the country and Biden's numbers are plummeting in the polls.
Come on.
You think there's anything they won't do at this point?
And by the way, you know, if you've been listening to this podcast today, I understand that I have a rather colorful sense of satire and humor.
Actually, I have a very entertaining pair of glasses through which I view the world.
And I put on these glasses and everything that I see makes me laugh.
And that's kind of what I'm sharing with you.
These are like the hilarious glasses.
You know, some people have rose-colored glasses.
I have like funny, crazy glasses.
Hilarious glasses that I put on.
I look at the world.
I look at Biden can't stop laughing.
I look at Governor Hochul.
I see all the crazy demons through the glasses.
It's kind of like they live.
You wear the glasses.
You can see the evil coming out.
Except it's funny to me.
It's so funny to see these lunatics in charge try to pretend like they know what they're doing or trying to pretend like they have real authority over you.
That's why I can never go to town hall meetings or school board meetings.
I can't stand there with a microphone and address the city council members.
If I took the microphone, I would just say, you are the most pathetic, sad creatures pretending to be in a position of authority.
You are nothing.
You are worthless.
The people in this room are so much greater in terms of their character, their morality, their honesty compared to you.
You are nothing.
When you go to hell, you won't even be peons at the feet of Satan.
You won't even be able to have the task of washing his little pinky toes.
You are nothing in the land of nothingness, and yet you pretend like you're something.
That's funny to me.
It's hilarious.
And it's hilarious to me to see these vaccine pushers try to pretend like they're authoritative science people.
Oh, the science.
You have to follow the science.
What?
The science that you've faked?
The science that you're fabricating?
How about the science in Alberta where they say, well, everybody that's at home sick, we're just going to say it's COVID. That's their science for you.
It's funny.
It's really funny.
Okay.
And then you get into climate change, and they're like, CO2, it's a poison!
Are you talking about the same CO2 that plants breathe?
That's hilarious!
You people are so ignorant, you think CO2's a poison!
Oh my gosh, how did you get that ignorant?
It's like, that is funny to me.
So yeah, I have a bit of a satirical sense of humor.
Because the way I see the world through these glasses, I can't stop laughing.
It's why every day, you know, I'm cracking jokes constantly because it's, I mean, yeah, some of it's kind of sad, some of it's kind of like a little bit disturbing out there, the things that are happening in the world, but it's also, it's beyond funny.
That's why, you know, I think if there are extraterrestrials, they probably have all their ships in orbit lined up selling tickets to the circus freak, which is humanity.
It's like they're talking to each other, you know, in their alien language.
Have you seen?
Have you seen the governor of New York?
Oh, my God.
Have you seen what they're doing in the name of science?
Like they're actually selling live streaming tickets for other aliens to view what we are doing on planet Earth.
Like they think atmospheric chemistry is poison.
They banned ivermectin, the only molecule that protects them from their own diseases that they created through their own gain of function.
Biological weaponization that they did themselves.
And then they blamed pangolins and bats?
Who are these bipedal humanoid creatures with pale skin?
I mean, who?
No, seriously, on a cosmic level, aren't we?
Isn't humanity like a circus act?
See, that's...
If you were to summarize my worldview, that's it right there.
Cosmically, human civilization is a bunch of circus freaks.
And it's bizarre.
And then the funniest part of all, and this is the last comment on this, is these billionaires and globalists who think that they're going to become gods.
That is super funny.
You know, the transhumanism movement...
And how they've rejected the real God, and then they think that they can become gods through life extension technologies and merging with the machines and uploading their consciousness into silicon and all of this.
Again, sorry about the background noise.
We're getting a lot of rain here right now.
Woo!
It's really coming down.
But these globalists are just, they're hilarious.
Because, you know, actually, I would offer to volunteer and help them upload themselves into the silicon.
I'd be happy to do that.
I'd be like, here.
Okay, I brought a USB cable.
Plug this into your ear.
And the other end is going to go into that server there.
Okay, are you ready for the transfer?
And as soon as the global said, yeah, I'm ready for the transfer.
I'm like, okay, uh...
You know that in order to complete the transfer, we have to end your biological existence, right?
And then push your consciousness into the machine, right?
And they'd be like, yeah, right, that's how it works.
And we're like, okay, all right.
Okay, Carl, bring out the defibrillator.
Just shock this dude until he stops breathing.
And then, you know, the defibrillator comes out and is like, ka-chum, ka-chum.
He's like, let the transfer begin, you know?
And then this globalist person will soon find out, there is no transfer.
You're just being killed.
But that's what they want.
That's what they're begging for.
So there's going to be a day they find that out.
You can't transfer your human consciousness into a machine.
All you can do is commit suicide in your stupid quest to try to overrule God.
You're not going to overrule God.
You're not going to become God.
You're nothing compared to God.
All of us are nothing compared to God.
And those people who try to pretend that they're greater than God...
They are the funniest people of all, and they're going to be humbled like never before when the day comes.
They're going to be humbled.
That day of reckoning for them is going to be something else.
I mean, those of us who...
Who I think really understand the dynamics of what's happening cosmically here.
We know that we are tiny little grains of sand in terms of God's great plan for the cosmos.
You know, we're nothing compared to God.
Now, our little lives, we can still say it's important, and it is important.
At some level, but the scale and scope of all of creation versus our little life dramas here, it's incomparable.
God created the entire universe.
We have a little, tiny, infinitesimally small role in that.
It's not going to change the cosmos, you know?
Yeah, we do our part.
We hold the line.
We honor God.
But when people start having these egos like they think they're so important.
You're so big.
You're such a big shot.
Oh, you might overrule God.
That's when things have gone off the rails.
And they're going to be humbled dearly before God one day.
Or maybe they won't even make it that far.
So that's my point.
People take themselves all too seriously.
And, obviously, you can tell I don't, because I'm always laughing about everything.
It's just, it's hilarious to me.
The minute you find yourself taking your life so seriously, step back, you know?
Do something fun.
Get off the computer.
Go do something enjoyable, get into nature, something creative, I don't know, but don't take your life too seriously.
Just cover the basics, you know, stick to your principles, operate with virtue, that's important from a spiritual level, but, you know, our lives are a little tiny, little blip.
In the cosmos, just a blink of an eye.
We're here.
We're gone.
You either pass the test or you fail.
Yeah, whatever.
It's a small little thing.
You move on.
People take their lives so seriously and they think they're going to overrule God.
It's just a cosmic joke on them.
That's all I'm saying.
Alright, so that's my take on things.
And remember, if you can't laugh at yourself every once in a while, if we can't laugh together, then we've lost a lot of what makes us human.
We've got to be able to chill and laugh from time to time.
And laughter is great medicine.
And so part of my goal here today was to help you laugh a little bit.
Yes, some of this was just satire.
Some of this was a deliberate exercise to help you laugh.
And because people told me my podcasts have been a little too intense lately, and so you need to lighten it up.
I'm not abandoning the topic, but I'm...
I'm going to crack some jokes, maybe some inappropriate jokes from time to time.
I hope that mission has been accomplished.
And I appreciate your support.
And some days are more serious than others.
Some days are more funny than others.
But this is just, this is reality.
This is the way it goes.
Okay?
So, with that said, stick with the plan.
Stay prepared.
Be ready for anything.
Crazy times are upon us, but we're going to get through this together.
On the other side of this, we're going to rebuild society, and we're going to find out that a lot of these lunatics committed vaccine suicide and are no longer plaguing the planet with their pathetic existence, by the way.
They took themselves out and we tried to stop them, but they didn't anyway.
So, well, I guess we'll rebuild without them.
Maybe we will build back better.
Oh, oh, now I see what that means.
Oh, we're going to build back better.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah, we can build back better when you lunatics are no longer here.
I'm not sure that's what Justin Trudeau meant, but little did he know we're going to use it anyway.
Or who knows, maybe we'll launch a Weston A. Price cooking show that uses a lot of butter, and we'll call it Build Back Butter.
You got it.
All right.
Thanks for listening, Mike Adams here at the Health Ranger, naturalnews.com, and also Brighteon.com.
Have a great day.
We'll talk with you tomorrow.
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