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March 10, 2021 - Health Ranger - Mike Adams
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Situation Update, March 10th, 2021 - Maternity flight suits, covid terrorism and brain-busting nasal
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This is going to be a fun situation update for sure.
This is for Wednesday, March 10th, 2021.
Mike Adams here.
Thank you for joining me.
However, it won't be called the situation update for much longer.
We now have a new name that I'm...
But we've got it finally decided.
I have a lot of suggestions from listeners and so on as well, so thank you for your suggestions.
Oh, also thank you whoever sent me the four DVD set of The Days of Noah.
Thank you for sending me that.
I'm going to watch that.
That's really exciting.
A lot of people were telling me about that series, and I really am looking forward to watching it.
Thanks for everything.
People are sending me all kinds of interesting stuff.
I'm not even asking for it, but stuff keeps showing up.
So I've got like...
Plenty of Bibles now.
I think I'll start handing out Bibles to other people because I've got like a Bible surplus happening.
Isn't that fun?
Yeah, I love it.
Anyway, I got a new name here and I've finally come to realize that there's no way that I can do this podcast as a serious news analysis.
That's just never going to happen.
You know, I mean, if you've been listening for a while, you know, I just can't take this world that seriously.
I don't know what it is.
It's just I look at what's happening in the world and I can't help but mock it.
I just can't help it.
So the word...
Well, we'll just say you'll hear about the upcoming title soon.
But it's finally embracing...
The satire aspect of what I'm doing.
Now, it's always going to be a blend of real things happening, but then with the commentary like I do, just pointing out the insanity of it all and how crazy it is, but also with practical solutions and survival tips of how we make it through this madness.
And so I've decided to continue this format here.
For the whole year, I mean for the time being, you know, as far out as I can see.
Now there may be a day or two that I miss because of previous engagements and online events and so on that I've committed to.
You'll hear about those later.
But by and large, I'm going to have I'm going to have this every day.
Well, every weekday for the foreseeable future.
And it's going to have a new name.
So anyway, should be lots of fun.
Now, today we've got just tons of interesting stuff.
First, we have Andrew Cuomo now racking up the Me Too score.
We now have a sixth woman who has accused Cuomo of sexual harassment.
This is from the Daily Mail.
Female aide claimed New York governor touched her inappropriately in the executive mansion last year when she had been summoned for work.
Oh!
Oh, I can see Cuomo on the phone.
Yeah.
Summon that 20-something girl that we hired because of her looks.
Not because she's...
Whatever.
I mean, maybe Cuomo did that.
Maybe that's how he hired people because he wanted to make a pass out of him.
Anyway, he's racked up six now.
And he's not yet really competitive with Bill Cosby in the Me Too...
It's a despicable category of sexual predators, but he's making a run for it.
He is making a run for it.
So the staffer has not been named.
And let's see, I was reported to the attorney general's office, which was leading an investigation.
And I think we should start taking bets.
That is, if we were a casino, but we can just take verbal bets on how long Cuomo lasts.
In office.
Because he said he's not resigning, but even Democrats there are saying, you must resign.
Obviously, they've got somebody else in mind that they want to put in his place, who's even worse.
Otherwise, they wouldn't be getting him out of there.
But he's going to be gone.
No question.
It's just a question of when.
All right.
All right, now the next story of our insane world comes...
As a result of something Joe Biden said at the White House every time he speaks, it's just endless comedy.
It's like Babylon Bee is now running the White House.
It's awesome.
I mean, for a guy like me who likes to have satire commentary about the news, I love Biden as president.
It's just endless.
This is great.
But the Gateway Pundit reported that Joe Biden said the military is going to focus on making maternity flight suits You know, so pregnant women can fly fighter jets and such.
And I know you're shaking your head.
You're like, I must have misread that.
Nope, nope.
Maternity flight suits, because I thought they were just turning the military into the LGBT squad, you know.
Like the Lesbian Air Force and the Gay Brigade and the Transgender.
What do we have for that?
What do we have for the transgenders?
Like Transgender Space Force or something.
But now, apparently, they're going into maternity It's not a great idea to have unborn babies in the cockpit during wartime.
And what happens if these pregnant women have to bail out?
Their plane gets shot out of the sky.
You're going to have this whole issue of pregnant POWs and so on.
So, of course, I put together a little bit of satire on this.
That's a little electric guitar.
Falling from the sky.
Pregnant women warriors.
This is so progressive.
Wait a minute.
I'm having cramps.
What?
Falling from the sky.
Rainbow-colored parachutes.
I hope that you have ultrasound.
In your POW camps.
Soon-to-be mom's gonna drop big bombs.
Yeah.
There you go.
I can just see the Air Force recruitment posters now showing like a pregnant, like a nine-month, or let's say seven-month pregnant woman.
Big belly bump, you know?
And they're gonna say, it's never too late, you know, to fly a fighter jet.
Seriously, what's wrong with these people?
You know, come on, come on.
The front lines in the air war is not the place for pregnant women.
And that's not obviously a sexist statement.
I think any woman who supports women would agree with that.
It's like, no, maybe you shouldn't have maternity flight suits.
Maybe you shouldn't have pregnant women pulling, you know, 7Gs in the aircraft.
It's a bad idea.
Bad.
Bad.
Even the midwives are like, what's gone wrong with these leftists?
They're crazy.
But can you imagine if one of these women is actually shot out of the sky, I mean her plane, and then she has to parachute down and gets captured by the enemy somewhere, you know, maybe in the Middle East theater of war, and the soldiers on the ground are like, aha!
They're using women pilots.
They must have run out of men.
We're winning, you know.
No, you're not.
You just got the woke military version of America.
Welcome to the woke mama military.
When that woman lands on the ground because she's about to be a mother, she doesn't even pull out a pistol.
She just tells all the enemy soldiers, go to your room.
You're grounded.
Because, you know, the mom is coming out.
That's how that works.
And they'll probably flee in fear.
Oh my God, our moms are here.
We surrender.
Or I guess it would be to Allah.
Oh Allah, why did you send us our mothers?
Kind of reminds me of the tweet yesterday from Burger King that said, women belong in the kitchen.
Remember that?
That was a tragic mistake by Burger King.
But I will say this.
I mean, I don't think women belong in the kitchen.
Women belong anywhere they want to be, except not in fighter jets when they're pregnant, okay?
That should be common sense.
All right, moving on.
Enough.
Enough.
Moving on.
Milo Yiannopoulos.
You know who he is?
He's been known all these years as a gay conservative activist.
And he's the one who was really harassed at colleges.
They would ban him speaking there because he had a very compelling presentation and debate with people about conservatism and so on.
And he was also gay.
Well...
So now it's come out, and this is reported by LifeSiteNews.com, which is a Christian news organization.
Activist Milo Yiannopoulos is now ex-gay, consecrating his life to St.
Joseph.
All right, so here we go.
He now describes himself as, quote, ex-gay and, quote, sodomy-free.
That's in the story.
I'm not making that up.
That's in the story.
Two years ago, when church militants Michael Voris famously challenged Yiannopoulos to live a chaste life, Yiannopoulos was not defensive.
Instead, he acquiesced and humbly admitted his human weakness.
And he says, I don't know if I'll get there.
But anyway, he says he's there.
So Yiannopoulos is now ex-gay, which is...
That's just going to get him more banned on the universities.
I think the fact that he was gay was like the only reason they would even attempt to let him speak.
Now that he's ex-gay, he will be banned everywhere that leftists are in charge.
But by the way, I noticed Yiannopoulos didn't say that he's now straight or super straight like we talked about yesterday.
He just said he's ex-gay.
So I'm not sure what that means.
I'm not trying to give him a hard time here about it.
I don't know.
Does it just mean he's no longer sleeping with men, but that's it?
Or what's going on?
I don't know.
I guess we'll see.
I don't normally make this about another individual in this space, but...
Milo was very influential, and he got banned by the Woke Brigade for being a gay conservative.
So it'll be interesting to see what he has to say next.
All right.
Dozens of U.S. cities are banning natural gas hookups in new buildings.
This is from cleantechnica.com.
So you know how we talk about redundancy here and preparedness and survival and all that?
Well, it's good to have two different sources of energy coming into your home or apartment, you know, electricity, but then also natural gas.
And natural gas is very clean burning, very clean.
And it's also, by the way, way greener than electricity.
Because, see, when you burn natural gas, you're burning it right where you need it.
So all the heat is efficiently used at that place, like heating your home or cooking on a stove or what have you, whereas electricity...
Electricity is manufactured somewhere else, usually by burning coal, by the way, and then that heats water and turns it to steam and the steam drives a turbine and the turbine generates electricity and then it goes over transmission lines and up-voltage regulators and down-voltage regulators and substations and it gets delivered to you, but it's very inefficient.
You've lost a lot of the power from the coal.
Burning coal to make power is not an efficient way to make electricity.
It just isn't.
There's a lot of losses in there.
And then, if you're using that electricity in your home or apartment to generate heat, that's the worst use of electricity.
The most inefficient way to use electricity.
You know how many pounds of coal?
Or let's say, how many BTUs of coal you have to burn To get one BTU of heat in your apartment, you know?
It's not a very good ratio.
I don't know the exact number, but it's very inefficient.
So why are these so-called clean, green people saying that they want to ban natural gas and just have electricity do everything?
So you're depending on electricity for your heat, for your stove, and For your air conditioning, of course, but also everything else in your apartment.
It's all electric, probably soon your electric car as well.
Well, how did that work when the grid went down here in Texas a few weeks ago?
There was no electricity, and you may know the only way I stayed warm was by burning wood in a wood stove.
That's what kept me from freezing.
And other people had similar challenges, obviously.
People who had wood stoves did great.
People who had natural gas, they were able to burn the natural gas and have some heat.
But people who relied on electricity only, they were freezing their tails off.
So it's bad to have only one source of power.
So basically, the green people, the greenies...
They're setting society up for catastrophic failures because they're creating single points of failure.
When the infrastructure fails, then everything goes down.
Nothing works, not even your heat.
That's what they're setting up.
It's a very bad idea.
Redundancy should be the name of the game, but it isn't.
They just want to make everything electric.
Speaking of the freeze in Texas, I observed something that During all this, that's still mind-blowing.
And it comes down to prickly pear cactus.
You know prickly pear cactus, right?
They're the ear-shaped cacti that grow in many, many areas.
You know, in Arizona as well, in New Mexico, parts of Southern California, Texas, and so on.
And, of course, all over Northern Mexico.
And, you know, the temperature...
Where I am in Texas, in central Texas, got down to like 5 degrees Fahrenheit, which is way below freezing.
And almost everything else froze, but not these prickly pear cactus.
And I actually took a picture of icicles hanging off the prickly pear cactus.
I mean, they were just coated in ice.
And so I know they got cold.
I know they were below freezing.
And yet, they do not die from freezing.
So, there's something really amazing about prickly pear cactus, and I don't know what the answer is, by the way.
I'm just saying, they must have some kind of incredible natural antifreeze.
And I'm wondering, I saw an article...
That prickly pear cactus are believed to be a really amazing food source for the world, according to the scientists, as global warming threatens the planet and raises the temperature and more areas become deserts.
Well, that scientist doesn't know what they're talking about because actually what's happening is carbon dioxide levels are going up slowly, which is allowing more arid or desert land to be able to produce regular food crops because food crops need carbon dioxide, right?
So in truth, higher levels of carbon dioxide allow more forests and fields and crops to grow in arid regions that otherwise would not be usable.
So anyway, but then again, that's so-called scientists.
They don't understand a simple molecule carbon dioxide.
Nevertheless, this one scientist was saying, well, everybody's going to have to eat prickly pear, which it takes a lot of effort because, of course, you have to get rid of the spines and the little tiny sticky hairs that are on the prickly pears.
Now I've actually harvested prickly pear cactus fruit.
And one year I set up a blender and a filter and everything.
And I was running around with a set of tongs, grabbing the fruit, chucking it in the blenders and using the filters.
And I still got stuck a few times, even though I was wearing protective gloves and everything.
But that was amazing cactus fruit juice.
It was pretty awesome.
Not that sweet, by the way.
You got to add some palm sugar to it or something.
But it's very, very purple.
You know, it's got a lot of anthocyanidins in it.
It's very healthy.
And apparently, native people have been eating the prickly pear cactus.
They would chop them up and kind of pan fry them like green beans.
So this is going to be some kind of a food source.
Well, now thinking about the freeze and how the freeze didn't even affect this cactus, I'm convinced this is like the ultimate crop.
You don't even need to protect it from deer because, of course, the deer won't eat it because it's full of spines.
The only question I have is, who's going to remove all the spines?
Because as we talked about yesterday, the American workers aren't going to do that job.
You try to hire a high school kid and say, hey, guess what?
I've got a job for you.
I want you to come in and I'm going to give you like $100.
Pound pile of prickly pear cactus and your job is to remove all the spines from it.
He's going to go, no way, man.
No way.
I'll go work at Taco Bell and make bean burritos.
I'm not going to bleed from that.
No one's going to do this.
So they need, I wonder if there's some kind of a machine.
That processes the prickly pear cactus.
So this is a serious question.
If you know, is there some kind of a cactus processing spine removal machine, then let me know how we can take it away from the Republicans.
Yeah, you didn't expect that's where it was going.
Get it?
Spine removal machine?
Yeah.
No, but I'm serious.
That was not just a long joke.
I'm serious.
I want to know, is there a spine removal machine for prickly pear cactus?
Because if so, I'm sitting on a goldmine.
I'll just tell you right now, I'm sitting on a goldmine.
Health Ranger store now featuring an endless supply of spineless cacti.
Also, we'll call them like Republican succulents.
How about that?
Because they're spineless and they suck.
And we'll have that in the store.
You know, certified wildcrafted process from the Health Ranger Ranch.
You know, hardcore survival prickly pear.
They made it through the freeze.
Slightly nibbled on by donkeys.
But available now.
Okay.
Wouldn't that be fun?
Have like a Nopal cactus freeze-dried, you know, storable food thing.
All right.
Little blend of satire, but seriousness there.
I'm serious about it.
And by the way, cacti with spines, isn't it the perfect metaphor for kind of what we are, you and I? Now, hear me out on this.
It's just that Think about a cactus with spines.
It's basically saying, hey, I just want to live here.
Leave me the F alone.
That's what spines are saying.
Leave me the F alone.
Just stop looting my prickly pears.
Stop stealing the fruit, which is what the Federal Reserve does.
That's what the IRS does.
They're always looting you.
A cactus is just saying, hey, I just want to live here.
I want to add some more cactus ears to my cactus family here.
I just want to soak up some sunlight and just exist, but please leave me alone.
That's it.
I'm not going to go after and try to take out anybody else.
I'm not threatening the trees.
I'm not harming the armadillos.
Just leave me the F alone.
That's pretty much what I think patriots want, is just to be left alone.
And the spines are like guns, right?
It's like a succulent Second Amendment is what that is.
Spines are like AR-15s for the prickly pear cactus.
And they seem to have an unlimited supply of ammo for that as well.
And then they have the little tiny sticky hairs that you can't see until you accidentally get 50 of them in your palm.
And those are like 9mm Glocks is what those are.
It's like, uh-oh!
I think I just touched the wrong part of that prickly pear.
Now, in Arizona, when I used to live there, they have something even worse.
They have the jumping cholla cactus.
Some of you know what I'm talking about.
They're called jumping cholla cactus.
Because they seem to leap onto you, and their spines don't just poke you and hurt.
Their spines have little hooks on the end.
Little tiny microscopic hooks.
And if you just, you're walking along, you just brush up against a cholla.
Just barely brush up against it.
You don't even feel it.
You've got this massive cholla cactus hanging on you, and you've got to have a friend with a set of pliers or something, try to pull that out, and it's hanging on.
Every little spine is hanging on to your skin.
It's like trying to pull fish hooks out of your skin.
Yeah, I've been there.
I've done that.
Because a few years ago, David Wolf and I and some other folks, we were harvesting a saguaro cactus fruit on the top of those big saguaro cactus.
And we had a method for doing that.
And that's the sweetest, most amazing fruit in the world, by the way.
I don't know if you've ever done that.
You've got to have long poles.
With, like, little grabbers on the end of them.
You've got to reach way up there, like 20 feet sometimes, to get the saguaro cactus fruit on top.
And if you screw that up, if you're looking up there trying to get the fruit and then you kind of lean to the side, boom, cholla gotcha!
It's a treacherous way to get a very rare and very special fruit, by the way.
You've got to really earn that.
Because the saguaro is also saying, hey, leave me alone.
This fruit is for birds, not for people.
That's why we put it up high.
It's for the birds.
So, you know, we didn't over-harvest or anything.
The birds still had plenty.
But we paid the price and got some nice wild-crafted saguaro fruit.
Pretty awesome.
And by the way, prickly pear cactus fruit tastes horrible compared to saguaro cactus fruit.
Yeah, there's no comparison.
Prickly pear cactus fruit is totally boring.
But saguaro cactus fruit is like...
Oh, it's like ice cream from the desert.
It's amazing.
It's like ice cream.
Wild stuff.
All right, moving on.
Moving on to COVID here.
The CDC, a new study.
This was even covered by CNBC. But the CDC has found that 78% of people hospitalized for COVID were overweight or obese.
And this has been big news, making the rounds.
They finally figured out that...
Obesity is the number one cause, or I should say factor, of people dying or needing a ventilator or being hospitalized.
And I guess if you, quote, need a ventilator, they're going to use that to kill you anyway.
So if you're obese and you end up in the hospital, it's like they're going to try to kill you from COVID so they get the payoff.
So according to the CDC, 42% of the U.S. population was considered obese in 2018.
And then the people who are considered overweight is another group, another percentage.
So taken together is probably like almost two-thirds of the American people are either overweight or obese.
Now, I said this a year ago.
I said that when COVID sweeps through the United States, it's going to really hit certain areas of this country hard.
This is before we knew how they were faking so much of it.
But in the early days, I said, you know, anything that sweeps through is going to hit the American people hard because so many people are obese and so many people have a highly inflammatory diet.
And what we really need to be focusing on in this country is getting us all back to some healthy eating and healthy habits and so on.
Now, I mean, I could lose a few pounds too, you know.
I'm not as thin as I used to be, not by a long shot.
But we've got so many morbidly obese people in this country who are, you know, 100 pounds plus overweight.
And when they end up...
With any kind of a respiratory insult, which could be from a pathogen or a viral load and so on, their chances of dying are very, very high compared to someone who is of, let's say, a healthy weight or someone who is more fit.
And America, especially certain areas of America like Houston, the city of Houston is known as, I think, the fattest city in America.
I'm not sure why that is.
It might have something to do with the barbecue.
They make good barbecue in Houston.
I've had some of that myself.
But, I mean, I don't eat barbecue, though, about once every couple of months or something.
You know what I mean?
It's not like...
Some people live on it.
And that's where you get the problem.
You know, eat barbecue and ice cream and just so many calories and processed white sugar and processed white bread and everything.
And then they end up morbidly obese.
And then COVID comes along that...
COVID kills almost no one if you're healthy, but obese people are getting hit hard.
So, what did the government do during COVID? They closed the gyms!
They closed the gyms!
You know, the place where people go to not be fat, you know?
The place with the treadmill.
They close them all.
And make everybody fatter driving up the death rates.
Huh, you think that was an accident?
Nope.
Probably on purpose.
Now, in Israel, they have a green passport vaccination program that's being called a medical apartheid.
And this is from LifeSite News.
Israel has deteriorated into a segregated culture that discriminates against people who have not received experimental COVID-19 vaccines, say Israeli citizens who are reaching out for help.
Quote, it's very intense over here in Israel.
I don't know how much you see, says this one person in a video on BitChute.
It's terrible.
It's a very, very frightening situation.
They're making this green passport where half the population cannot get into theaters or malls or all sorts of things unless you have taken the vaccination.
They're creating a medical apartheid.
So, this green pass system restricts entry to gyms, theaters, hotels, restaurants, universities, and secondary schools.
You have to have a vaccine passport to get into any of these things.
So, this is how they're going to work it.
It's probably a pilot program that they're going to roll out in the United States later.
You know, the government probably won't come to your door with a gun in your face and force you to take a vaccine.
They're just going to make your life miserable if you don't.
You won't be able to get into a bank.
You won't be able to go to a grocery store.
No public transportation.
Probably not allowed to go to your church.
You know, the whole deal.
You won't be able to vote probably.
Not that that even matters anymore because they're rigging everything anyway, but they're going to make your life a living hell.
At some point, you won't even be able to leave your home.
You're walking down the sidewalk to get arrested by, you know, the Governor Cuomo COVID SWAT team, the rapid response COVID anal swab team, you know, running around New York.
I'm sure Cuomo would find some way to take advantage of young women with that program as well, because that's the kind of guy he is to start racking up Bill Cosby points.
But this is what they're going to do.
And everything they do to you is dangerous, by the way.
Even the testing is dangerous, not just the vaccine itself, but the testing.
Here's a story.
Texas woman leaked spinal fluid after COVID-19 nasal swab tests.
What do you think about that?
LifeSite News also.
A woman in Texas leaked spinal fluid after a COVID-19 nasal swab test punctured her brain tissue three weeks ago.
What?
What?
Okay, Chari Tim is her name.
Went to a San Antonio hospital due to chest pain.
See, you show up with any symptom.
I got chest pain.
And was recommended for a heart diagnostic exam.
Reported KFOX-14.
She was told she needed a COVID-19 test before receiving any further testing related to her chest pain.
So it's like, hey doctor, my chest hurts.
And the doctor's like...
Well, we need to swab your nasal passages.
Like, no, doctor.
The pain is in my chest.
And the doctor's like, doesn't matter.
Let's just puncture your brain.
And that's what they did.
So a nurse administered the nasal swab test.
Tim said that she felt intense pain almost immediately.
It hurt.
There was an immediate instant migraine.
She said, I've never had a migraine ever in my life.
It started in the back of my head and just extended it to the front of my head and my entire brain was in extreme pain.
Instantly, fluid just was leaking out of my nose.
The fluid turned out to be spinal fluid, which leaked out due to a tear in her duamater, a membrane that protects the central nervous system.
So who's training people to give these nasal swabs?
And importantly, are these the same people giving the anal swab test too?
I mean, shouldn't they have, even just for the nasal swab, shouldn't there be a mark or something on the swab stick, like a mark that says, if you've inserted this far, you've gone too far.
You know, like in a parking garage.
Don't go in reverse.
You will suffer severe tire damage.
Should be something like that, you know.
Puncture wounds, if you insert this far.
Or better yet, shouldn't somebody design a swab that has like a rubber kind of a ring or something, like a flange, where you can't stick it in more than a certain amount?
Wouldn't that be smart?
Because, you know, they make a swab on the end of like an 8-inch wooden stick.
And if some nurse is not paying attention, they're just like, swabity, swab, swab, oomph!
We swabbed your frontal lobe there accidentally.
What's all this fluid?
What is all this?
Why not just have a stick that you can't stick in that far?
How hard is that?
I mean, why do I have to think of all this stuff?
It's so obvious.
Just put a big circle three inches down the stick from the swab and that's it.
That's as far as it goes.
And that way, clueless...
Workers in the hospital can't accidentally jam people's brains out.
Or maybe that's the intent.
Like, well, we're not going to be able to convince people to get the vaccines unless we cause a little brain damage with the swab.
So, hey, nurses, listen up.
Jam that sucker in there.
We've got to get more vaccine business going around here.
So just do a full jam.
Jam it in there.
Jam it, damn it.
That's the new healthcare slogan.
Jam it, damn it.
Line them up.
So they're basically medical terrorists at this point, right?
They're causing brain damage and everything.
But here we go.
California Senator Dr.
Richard Pan, known as the Vaccine Joker, Anointed by Big Pharma Media to start, quote, domestic terrorist campaign against people who refuse experimental vaccines.
So this is reported by HealthImpactNews.com.
Richard Pan, the pediatrician turned politician who spearheaded California's descent into medical tyranny in 2015 when he wrote SB277. By the way, he didn't write that.
Big Pharma wrote that.
He just signed his name on it.
That removed all religious exemptions to childhood vaccines and so on.
So now he wrote an opinion piece published in the Washington Post that says, oh, anti-vaccine extremism is akin to domestic terrorism.
Right.
So while they're terrorizing your brain with their nasal swabs or they're terrorizing your rear with their anal swabs, it's a whole new form of medical terrorism right there that China is working on.
They're claiming you're the terrorist if you don't want that.
If you say no swabs, no jabs, no drugs, no thanks, they say you're a terrorist.
You're a terrorist.
Because you don't want these medical interventions.
There must be something wrong with you.
You know, bend over or lean over or roll up your sleeve, you know, surrender.
You're going to get jabbed and poked and prodded and swabbed and stuck until we find what we want, you know, your DNA or brain matter or something.
You say no, then you're the criminal now.
Again, how insane is that?
And you know, I don't mean to get into kind of a sick area here, but you know what Cuomo and these vaccine zealots have in common?
You know what it is?
They love to violate people's bodies, don't they?
That's why I think they all eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches made with pedo-pan peanut butter.
Because, I mean, think about it.
And they're always about the children.
They really want to violate the children.
I mean, it's not an exaggeration to say this is kind of a medical rape.
It's kind of a medical assault on kids.
And you hear so often that these people involved in politics, if they're not assaulting young women, then they're pedophiles often.
I'm not saying that all these people are, but there's a lot of that that's going on and there's just something about the vaccine pushers that really smacks of pedophilia and assaulting children.
They want to penetrate them.
They want to inject them with DNA and weird experimental medicines.
They want to dominate people.
A lot of rape that's out there, even child assaults and so on.
It's really about domination from sick, twisted people.
Well, A lot of these sick, twisted people become politicians now because then they can dominate you with the force of law behind them.
They can get away with their sick, twisted, demonic fantasies because now it's become public policy.
You have to submit.
You must obey.
You have to bend over.
You have to agree to be penetrated in your nasal passages and all this stuff.
These are some sick, twisted, demented, demonic people.
That's really what's behind this, I think.
And this is one more reason to say no, especially, you know, if you've got kids, you know, protect your kids from this stuff.
Saying no to these vaccines is basically protecting children from pedophilia.
Seriously, that's what it is.
Because you don't know what in those vaccines, you don't know what they're injecting into your children.
And frankly, a lot of these vaccines, they're injecting other dead children into your child.
Because there are aborted human fetal tissue cells used in many, many modern vaccines, including, by the way, I think the new Johnson& Johnson COVID vaccine, if I'm not mistaken, that aborted human fetal cells were used in that vaccine, or at least in its development.
And so, you know, it's some kind of weird blood ritual, which gets back to, you I guess the Hollywood elite, you know, the donors, especially in the Democrat Party, but not just limited to Democrats.
Jeffrey Epstein and all that stuff.
It's all kind of linked together.
It's kind of sick.
I don't want to focus on that, you know, because it gets too demented.
But just don't forget, vaccines are linked, you know, psychologically to pedophilia.
Oh, and if you think these vaccine pushers actually care about children, no, they don't.
Most of these people are also pro-abortion.
So they're killing children, and they're celebrating that.
They're celebrating it.
Don't let them tell you, oh, we want to save the children.
No, you don't want to save them.
I mean, six months ago, you were fine with murdering that baby.
Now you say you want to save them with vaccines?
No.
No.
Don't lie to us anymore.
You just want to...
Have your weird demon rituals is what you want to do.
You want to penetrate the children that you haven't yet murdered, and you want to make money from the drug companies by polluting innocent human beings, basically, is what it is.
They get, like, weird demon karma points for that or something.
There's probably a scoreboard in hell, basically.
I think Richard Pan is really close to the top of that score, and probably Cuomo.
But Cuomo's just going after, I shouldn't say just, I mean, Cuomo's going after at least adults, you know, young women in their 20s, which is bad enough, but then, you know, there's vaccine people going after children.
So I think the child abusers are more evil.
Put it that way.
They've got more demon points racking up there.
You know, I wonder who are the top 10 scorers on that?
Like, you know, there's Bill Cosby, there's Epstein.
Actually, Epstein's probably running the scoreboard at this point.
He's probably the announcer down there.
Yeah, we got another big score for Cuomo today.
But I wonder who's on that scoreboard.
You know, the Adolf Hitlers of the world.
Dare I say, Bill Gates, you know, depopulation, genocide pushers.
Probably ranking really high right now on that board.
And they can't wait to meet their leader, who is Satan.
All right, but enough of that.
Let's continue with the COVID news here.
COVID outbreak confirmed at a nursing home, despite the staff and patients all being vaccinated.
So this is from Zero Hedge.
Check this out.
A sleepy British Columbia has just reported a new outbreak of the virus at a nursing home in the province where both staff members and patients had already been vaccinated.
What?
Didn't they tell us vaccines would stop the virus?
According to the CBC, a new outbreak of COVID-19 has been declared at the Cottonwoods Care Center.
During a live news conference about the outbreak, Provincial Health Officer Dr.
Bonnie Henry Emphasize that being vaccinated doesn't mean transmission will be stopped.
What?
I thought that's what people promised this whole time.
And that precautions must remain in place for seniors and care homes.
Dr.
Henry said two staff members and ten residents have tested positive at the facility, which is a long-term care home with 221 publicly funded beds, that all staff and residents were offered immunizations and that there was very high uptake of the vaccine.
And she said, some of the cases, get this, some of the cases, some of the infections occurred among people who had received two doses of the vaccine.
So right here, you know, like, number one, this whole lie that the vaccine is going to give you your life back, you know, because they have vaccine passports in Israel now.
If you've been vaccinated, it's supposed to be that you can't get sick anymore.
That's the whole theory of vaccinations and immunizations and antibodies.
It's the whole freaking theory.
What are they saying now?
That theory doesn't work anymore?
Or the vaccine doesn't work?
Or what are they saying?
You know, you're not going to see this on CNN. They're never going to admit, oh, a whole nursing home full of vaccinated people is having a big outbreak.
But you'll notice that if you really start nailing people down in the CDC or health experts in the news and so on, And you ask them, well, can vaccinated people return to normal life now?
Because that's what was promised for the last year.
They will say, no!
No, even if you've been vaccinated, they say, you still have to practice social distancing.
And you still have to wear a mask.
And you still have to exercise all these precautions because you still might get it.
I said, well, what was the whole freaking sales pitch about the vaccine?
Didn't you tell us the vaccine was going to make us immune?
Oh, no, not anymore, no.
No, they're going to say too many variants and strains, right?
So, yeah, that's coming up.
So, ScienceDaily.com has a story that says, a study of coronavirus variants predicts virus evolving to escape current vaccines.
Whoa, WTF! So wait a minute.
If the virus is evolving to escape the current vaccines, according to these scientists, you know what this is for.
They're going to roll out the next narrative.
Oh, the vaccine we gave you like last month, that doesn't work anymore.
You need a new one.
Line back up, everybody.
Line back up.
Raise your hands.
You're going to get vaccinated again.
And if you're not vaccinated again, the old one, No longer counts on your vaccine passport.
So even though you got vaccinated, you still can't go to the grocery store or a movie theater or anywhere like that because that one has been, you know, discontinued.
You see how they're trapping everybody in an endless cycle of medical BS and vaccine compliance here?
They're just going to roll this out.
New variant!
Well, I guess Big Pharma needs more money now.
Better announce a new variant.
Oh, yeah.
Like, clockwork every six months is going to be a new variant because Big Pharma needs more money.
And so all you are, really, you're just kind of a surrogate for Big Pharma profits.
And this whole thing is just complete BS at this point.
And the premise of this is that you can never have enough vaccines because there's always going to be some mutant strain out there that evolved, they'll say, to escape the vaccines.
You know who needs to escape the vaccines?
It's us.
We.
The people.
We need to escape the damn vaccines.
And if you don't take the vaccines, it's no different than if you do.
Except you can't be killed by a vaccine if you don't take it.
But if you don't take a vaccine, and if you do take a vaccine, they're still saying the vaccine doesn't work anyway.
So what is the point of taking the vaccine?
I mean, even in their own logic, there's no point.
So you're starting to see a lot of scare stories to try to scare people into taking more vaccines.
Here's an example in the Daily Mail.
Check this out.
Urgent COVID alert for thousands of Aussies as COVID fragments are found in an unexpected city's wastewater.
Did they say COVID fragments?
Is that what they said?
You mean the COVID fragments that look like every other coronavirus fragment?
So wait a minute.
They're finding little snippets of things that might be some coronavirus, really, in the sewer?
You mean like the pieces that have been in there freaking forever?
So let me get this straight.
So some Aussie scientist with a PCR machine just decided he was so bored he wanted to go collect a bunch of Well, you know, a bunch of raw sewage.
And he brought the sewage to the lab.
And he's like, hey, everybody, got a new project for you.
Everybody take a scoop, run that through your machine, and look for this sequence, you know, like 17 weeks.
Base pairs of genetic code.
And then they all come back.
Yeah, we found that!
It's in there!
It's in there!
Aha!
So they issue a press release.
Fragments of COVID have been found in the sewage.
Well, of course you're going to find fragments of COVID. You're going to find fragments of COVID everywhere.
Because COVID... It's related to SARS-CoV-2.
I mean, it's coronavirus.
There are common topology at the molecular level with all kinds of other coronaviruses that are in the wild, that are in the sewage, that are in the soil, all over the place.
You're going to find it everywhere you look with a PCR machine, but they're trying to make some big deal out of this because they want to scare everybody.
Be afraid of the sewage, you know?
Well, maybe you should, given all the other crap that's in it.
Birth control pills and pharmaceuticals and everybody's, you know, flush cocaine and everything else.
Yeah, you should be afraid of it, but not because there's fragments of some virus.
And of course there's fragments.
But you see how this is a scare story.
Urgent COVID alert for thousands of Aussies.
As COVID fragments are found in the city's wastewater.
Well, are these Aussies, are they drinking the city wastewater?
Are they swimming in it?
Are they slopping around in the wastewater?
Why is this an urgent alert?
There's all kinds of crazy stuff in human waste.
You shouldn't be playing in it.
You know, you shouldn't be dumping it on farms either.
That's the whole bio sludge thing that I've warned about for years.
But that's got nothing to do with COVID. It's just got to do with the crazy toxic chemicals and pharmaceuticals and runoff and everything else.
Just adding a little COVID to it doesn't make any difference.
All right, and then here's a story out of China.
This is a good one.
The Epoch Times reported this.
China offers to vaccinate Olympians against COVID-19.
Really?
Wait a second.
So China's like, I will give you a free vaccine.
But if you're like a U.S. Olympian, you know, you're going to get a special vaccine just for America.
Special vaccine for you!
Yeah, all of a sudden Americans are going to perform very poorly in the Olympics, but the Chinese athletes, they're going to do great because they're going to get the clean vaccine, which would probably just be, you know, saline solution.
No vaccine.
I mean, if you were an Olympian, you know, and you needed to perform at your gold medal level of performance, would you say, yeah, let's let the communists just inject me with their weird experimental crap?
I mean, the same country that built the bioweapon, they couldn't possibly be doing anything nefarious, you know, to win medals in the Olympics, would they?
No, just let them inject me.
If you're an Olympian with that attitude, frankly, you deserve to lose.
You've got to wise up.
You've got to protect your body.
You don't let foreign communist nations that build bioweapons inject you with weird experimental crap before you have to do a pole vault.
That's a recipe for tragedy right there.
Things can go terribly wrong.
I mean, isn't China the country that had that military front group?
Right?
That was saying, free COVID testing for Americans so we can harvest your DNA secretly.
You know?
I mean, just...
Be wary of communist nations offering free anal swabs.
That's all.
We could make a bumper sticker with that.
Just little bits of wisdom.
No anal swabs from commie nations.
Period.
No experimental vaccines from anybody.
No jamming the nasal swabs until you hit brain matter.
What's wrong with these people?
Pretty soon, just to go anywhere in society, you're going to have to give a saliva sample and a DNA sample and a rectum sample and a semen sample and a hair sample and get your iris scanned and have your thumbprint.
And then they're going to say, oh, now that you've complied, enjoy your freedom.
You're like, what freedom?
You've taken it all, you bastards.
There's no freedom left here.
You've got all my body fluids, too, by the way.
That's invasive.
What are you doing with all that stuff?
Where are you putting all the semen and butt swabs and everything?
Where are you storing this stuff?
Oh, don't worry.
Bill Gates built us a special underground storage mountain base in Antarctica or somewhere.
Yeah, we're storing it all.
We've got spinal fluid from Bobby Fischer locked away in a mountain vault somewhere.
Still trying to figure out how his brain works.
Don't worry, we're keeping all of it.
That's why I think next time you walk into a hospital, you should just start peeing all over the floor, take a dump in the lobby, sneeze, wipe snot all over it.
And when they say, what are you doing?
I'm like, oh, I'm just giving you samples.
I thought you wanted all this stuff.
These are COVID tests.
I'm self-administering the COVID tests.
Just start spitting everywhere.
Just bleed all over the floor.
Don't you want this stuff?
Aren't you people collecting this?
I thought that's what this was all about.
I'm just skipping the middleman.
I mean, if I don't do this in the lobby, once you get me in a little private room, you're going to do all the same crap to me anyway.
I'm just doing it now.
Just getting it out of the way.
Here's my insurance card.
Bill them.
At this point, you may be wondering why so many of my jokes end up with somebody taking a dump in the middle of a floor, like in a grocery store or a hospital.
I don't know the answer to that, but maybe it's something about the way I feel about society right now.
It's kind of like we're all getting crapped on, and it's just the perfect statement to make in this twisted society, you know?
It really is.
No, but...
But no joke, I had an art teacher when I was in college.
Yeah, I took art classes, or at least one.
And the art teacher, this dude was crazy, and he was telling us, and pardon my language, I'm quoting him, but during art class, he would tell us stories about there was a campus serial mad shitter who would...
You know, defecate in the college toilets and not flush it.
And he would tell us these stories while we're trying to draw on a giant canvas.
You know, one minute he's like, ah, study perspective and the way the light falls on the subject.
And then the next minute he's like, and have you heard about the mad shitter?
And I remember a couple of semesters later, it turned out that this guy was the mad shitter.
And he was bragging to all his students about it.
That's when I should have known that universities were a bad idea.
Very, very bad idea.
Well, I did graduate, but I learned a lot of weird, twisted stuff.
See, that's who I'm blaming for this whole thing.
It all started in college.
Luckily, I escaped, and I was able to get my soul back over time, and now I'm able to have that perspective about that university experience.
It was quite a trip.
And by trip, I don't mean recreational drugs, by the way.
I've never used recreational drugs.
In fact, this is a true quote.
My friends in college, and I lived in a dorm for the first, I think, two years or so.
I lived in a dorm.
I was never in a fraternity or anything like that, because I'm an anti-establishment guy, right?
So I'm not going to join your club.
So I was in a dorm, and I had a lot of friends in the dorm who were pretty...
Pretty kind of fringe people, like a lot of them were into drugs and such, and mostly smoking pot and things.
And I remember one of my friends said to me one day, he's like, Mike, you have all the benefits of using drugs without actually using them.
How do you do that?
I mean, again, it's a university.
It was pretty twisted.
So, you know, he considered his drug use side effects to be benefits.
I just thought these were great subjects to practice by sleight of hand magic that I was practicing at the time.
I was doing card magic and I noticed that when people are high, You can practice tricks on them, you know, much more easily and, you know, get away with a little sleight of hand there.
I haven't done that since, but at the time I was doing card tricks and, you know, blowing people's minds when they're high is not that difficult, it turns out.
So I probably overestimated my skills in this particular area, but I would do a trick and they would go, whoa!
You know, like it was the most amazing thing they've ever seen.
Or actually it was more like...
Whoa!
You know, they're blowing it out the window because you're not allowed to smoke in the dorm.
And maybe I'm getting too personal here, but they would always offer me drugs.
And I was always like, I'm sorry, not interested.
That's not my thing.
I don't drink.
I don't smoke.
I don't do drugs.
Never have.
Never needed to.
And yet, the way I see the world is It's like, I think too many people did drugs out there, and now they're running the medical system.
Which is why I think taking a dump in the lobby of a hospital makes perfect sense, okay?
I hope that all comes together in a rational way, but it's all true.
Everything I told you is true.
Absolutely true.
If you're ever going to get into card magic, just find people who are smashed.
And you're going to be an instant expert, trust me.
You don't even have to get the trick right.
They'll still be amazed.
Oops, I messed that up.
And they're like, wow!
They're like, no, no, I screwed that up.
You don't understand.
They're like, no, that was awesome!
Whatever.
But anyway, I got out of that.
It was just a hobby that I did for like a year, just to stay busy.
But I got out of it because I didn't like tricking people.
I didn't like...
Having the magician's patter is like, oh, and then you're going to see this disappear, and this is going to appear, and pick a card and all this.
And magicians have to have the ability to be willing to deceive people.
And I just found that that wasn't...
It's fine if you're a magician.
I'm not knocking your art, but I just couldn't do that.
I didn't like having that stage presence of like a false premise.
It just didn't resonate.
So I stopped doing all the magic, all the card magic and everything.
And instead, I was just doing a lot of music composition instead.
So I was working with my hands on the keyboard.
Oh, yeah.
One final thought.
I meant to share this with you.
You're not going to believe this.
This is so cool.
Guess what?
I'm getting back into drums.
So I got a drum set on the way.
A digital drum set.
A really kick-ass digital drum set.
So you're going to have some...
I'm going to share this with you publicly.
There's going to be some really good stuff coming out.
I got some new music lined up.
And one of them is about COVID. This one song that I'm going to record soon.
It's about COVID. And it's about vaccine obedience and things like that.
It's going to be a great song.
And I'm going to do all the percussion for it.
And you may not know, I'm a percussionist and a music composer and so on.
I've done a lot of songs and put out music videos over the years, including I Want My Bailout Money back in 2008.
Which is a really fun, crazy rap song or a very loud song.
I want my bailout money, you know?
People thought that was fun.
But I started learning drums when I was about six years old and went to lessons for percussion and everything started out on a snare.
Actually, it started out on a wooden block with a piece of rubber on it.
It was a...
A piece of wood with drumsticks.
That's where you start.
And then you move up to the snare.
And then after that, eventually you get a drum set.
And so I was a percussionist all the way through high school.
And I was basically like a virtuoso percussionist guy.
And I stopped it all when I went to college.
Where I took up card magic or whatever for a while.
Because you can't take a drum set to a university and set up drums in your dorm room.
People aren't going to like that.
So I stopped percussion all those years.
Well, I'm about to pick it back up.
It's going to be tons of fun.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Looking forward to sharing some of that with you.
Also with some very powerful social commentary messages using percussion.
And some songs and some lyrics.
It's got to be, really, you're in for a real treat.
I promise you, it's going to be fun.
So like when I'm singing these songs, you know, like, Falling from the Sky, pregnant women warriors, you know, I can actually be on the drum throne doing the drums.
Like hacking out the beat for you on, you know, a Roland digital drum system.
That's going to be way too much fun.
I can't wait for that.
And I might actually take the songs a little more seriously at that time.
And, you know, next time they say there's an election, no problem.
I'll just slap on the headphones and just start jamming out.
You know, I'm just, screw the election.
It doesn't matter.
Nothing.
It's all rigged anyway.
I'm just going to go into my drum world.
How about that?
Ignore the whole thing next time.
It's insane.
I don't know.
We'll see, but that's all I have for you today.
Got a little personal there.
Sorry about that.
I'm just trying to share with you what's going on.
We're going to have fun here this year.
We're going to have tons of fun.
I'm going to continue to cover the important breaking news as it happens.
Some shows will be more serious than others, but we are definitely going to explore some cool subjects and have some fun doing it.
We're going to bring in some new themes and everything.
It's going to be a blast.
So thank you for listening.
This is Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, naturalnews.com.
Thank you for listening, and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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