InfoWars Nightly News May 31 2012 - Hosted by Mike Adams the Health Ranger
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It is Thursday, May 31st, 2012.
Welcome to InfoWars Nightly News.
This is Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, filling in for Alex Jones tonight.
And here's what we have ahead for you on the show.
Tonight.
Bilderberg Group openly now says that our military is run by the UN and NATO. They're openly announcing world government.
They are the enemy of this country.
And more and more, we are identifying them.
The answer to their 1984 system is 1776.
Full-spectrum coverage from the secretive meeting that is Bilderberg 2012.
As the elite's cloak of secrecy is unveiled in Chantilly, Virginia.
Then, the Bilderberg list is revealed.
With possible VP candidate and shill for the vaccine industry, Mitch Daniels, in attendance.
Plus, Don Tolman, the Whole Food Medicine Cowboy, joins Mike Adams via video Skype.
All that plus tonight's top headlines up next...
on the InfoWars nightly news.
Leading off with our top story tonight, Bilderberg 2012 and the Occupy Bilderberg movement.
As you know, Alex Jones and the Infowars crew is there in Virginia covering all of the breaking news surrounding Bilderberg.
And we now have an official release of an attendee list.
Now that list has some real showstoppers, some eye-openers.
They include, get this, Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels.
Who is a former senior vice president for corporate strategy of the Eli Lilly company.
Yes indeed, one of the giants of the pharmaceutical industry.
The very company pushing vaccines, psychiatric drugs for children, and all kinds of other drugs that claim to treat degenerative disease.
Is it possible now, with Rubio not appearing on the attendee list at Bilderberg, is it possible that Governor Mitch Daniels is now being considered as the vice president candidate for Mitch Romney?
If so, and if Romney were to be elected president, it would mean that the United States of America could have a vice president that has a high position, or previously did, in Big Pharma.
Can you imagine the outcome of that?
More vaccines for everyone.
It's national policy.
It's what the federal government wants.
So more with the attendee list, by the way.
Look at some of the names that have shown up in here.
We've got the Prince Felipe of Belgium.
We've got Mitchell Daniels.
We've just covered him.
We've got Thomas Donilon, the National Security Advisor of the White House.
We've got executives from BP.
And James Johnson, the vice chairman of Perseus, he is reportedly responsible for leading the selection teams that selected the previous vice presidents of the two previous administrations in the White House.
So if he is indeed there looking at Governor Daniels, it could once again be more evidence that Daniels is being considered for the vice president situation.
We've also got Vernon Jordan on the attendee list today.
Of course, John Kerry...
Henry Kissinger.
What would a Bilderberg meeting be without Mr.
Kissinger there attending?
And many others.
Peggy Noonan and Charlie Rose, the journalists, of course.
Eric Schmidt, executive of Google.
And Martin Wolf.
Many, many others.
The names are, of course, quite intriguing.
And you can find the full list on stories and links from Infowars.com.
That's big news coming out of Bilderberg this evening.
Now...
There has, of course, been a media blackout on the Bilderberg meetings for many, many years.
Remember when Alex Jones first started talking about it, he was called a conspiracy theorist, that there's no such thing as Bilderberg, we were told.
Well, now the media has to reluctantly admit that Bilderberg does exist, but they still don't want to talk about it.
But that censorship, that blackout, has now been broken by the Washington Times, which has broken the silence on the media blackout of Bilderberg in a story that they have posted.
And Paul Joseph Watson has covered that announcement in a story on Infowars.com that says it's all part of...
I'm sorry, he quotes the Times saying it's all part of an unprecedented security crackdown now enforced to protect global financiers, banking heads, media and technology moguls, as well as elected officials from the very public whose lives are affected by their decisions.
Of course, that quote refers to why there is a media blackout on the Bilderberg meetings.
But Alex Jones then has a quote, this year, it's the biggest ever.
Yeah, Bilderberg is not only bigger, but there's more public scrutiny on the meeting, thanks to the efforts of Alex Jones and all the Infowars crew, and all the protesters who are showing up, perhaps as many as a thousand or more showing up there on site to ask questions about this.
The article by Paul Watson goes on to state, Isn't that convenient?
Yes.
It's like having a sign after you hit a speed bump on the road, you just hit a speed bump.
Not that helpful after the fact, is it?
In any case, Washington Times deserves some kudos for being willing to cover this story.
More on Bilderberg, we have the political party Wildrose leader Daniel Smith attacks the premier's attendance at the Bilderberg conference.
Now, this is news out of Edmonton.
Wildrose leader Daniel Smith attacked Premier Alison Redford on Wednesday for attending the elite Bilderberg conference.
This is great to hear because it means that people in various countries who now see their so-called leaders attending this meeting are starting to question why?
Whose agenda are they serving?
Whose interests do they serve?
It's very clear that the Bilderberg Conference is not about serving the interests of the people.
Otherwise, the meetings would be, well, public.
They would have full transparency, wouldn't they?
They would invite the Washington Post and the New York Times and the LA Times and, hey, why not invite Infowars while you're at it?
The number one alternative media source in the world.
Shouldn't they have a seat at the event and be able to listen to the meetings?
Can you imagine that?
Can you imagine that, guys?
If Alex actually got to record the meetings and play those, that would be interesting.
So Smith, continuing with this story, Smith said Albertans shouldn't have to foot the $19,000 bill to attend the conference of power brokers because the meeting is closed to the media.
That the meeting also will pass no resolutions and Redford won't be able to say what happened and what she accomplished.
Amazing.
Redford defended the trip, of course, saying that Smith is trying to make political hay out of, quote, routine business.
Oh, it's just routine that we go have secret meetings and decide on how to divvy up the world's resources and control and dominate everything, acting as a global government corporate-run mafia.
Yeah, that's just routine.
See, okay, moving on.
Is the Bilderberg meeting illegal?
This is a story by Kurt Nimmo at Infowars.com.
Check that website if you'd like more details about this.
The question is whether U.S. officials attending the meeting are, of course, in violation of the Logan Act.
And the Logan Act reads, well, I'm not going to read the whole thing to you, but it basically says that any elected officials acting with the authority of the United States of America cannot engage in secret meetings with foreign nationals, cannot be involved in foreign government decisions.
This is a violation of law, but it's never been enforced, or at least not in recent memory.
So if you look at the Bilderberg participant list, you see a large number of U.S. citizens, including U.S. Senator John Kerry, the governor of Indiana who we mentioned earlier, the national security advisor and a large number of bankers, business CEOs, and assorted other individuals.
Should they be prosecuted under the Logan Act?
This is a legitimate question for all American citizens, and it should be a question on the minds of people at the Department of Justice.
After all, they're responsible for serving justice, and doesn't that mean enforcing laws against this kind of thing?
Makes you wonder who they're actually serving.
Alright, now if you want more breaking news on Bilderberg 2012, of course, go to Infowars.com.
Lots of stories breaking there, almost hour by hour.
Great reporting by Kurt Nimmo, Steve Watson, Paul Joseph Watson, Aaron Dykes, and many others.
Also...
If you want live video from Bilderberg 2012, Alex Jones and crew there are broadcasting live video from time to time.
Not 24-7, but during the day as opportunities are available, they are live broadcasting.
You can get that information, those video streams, at InfoWars.com.
And what you just saw there was a sample of what you can see live on Ustream, broadcast from the Bilderberg Conference, so be sure to check that out.
Some fascinating information there.
Also, you know what's great about it is the police can't confiscate your camera if you're broadcasting live.
They can't take that video back.
It's not like they can just seize the little SD card and get your video from you.
So that's a pretty cool technology.
Good job to the Infowars crew to have that all set up and working flawlessly.
It's really awesome.
Moving on, New York plans to ban the sale of large-size sugary drinks.
That's right.
Any soda or other sugary drink over 16 ounces could be criminalized in the state of New York thanks to the incredible wisdom of Mr.
Bloomberg.
Who, I guess, apparently believes that New Yorkers are too stupid to buy two 12-ounce drinks and therefore get 24 ounces.
That's right.
I guess he thinks New Yorkers can't do math and that the 16-ounce limit will somehow befuddle their minds into never exceeding that amount of consumption of sugary beverages.
How wild is that?
Now, of course, as the health ranger, I'm against the consumption of sugary drinks and high fructose corn syrup and aspartame, especially in diet sodas.
But I don't think that the government should be telling us every little detail about our lives, like how big our toilets can be and what kind of light bulbs we can buy and how much of this we can drink and how much of that we can eat.
And then they want us to take vaccines and drink fluoride on top of that.
You know, It makes you wonder if they really cared about your health.
Wouldn't they say maybe you shouldn't have fluoride in your water?
Maybe you shouldn't give vaccines to babies that causes them to have autism and seizures and vomiting and headaches and sometimes in fact sends them to the hospital to die.
So New York says they care about your health.
Now they're going to use this to fight their pandemic of obesity but they don't want to talk about what's in the soda.
They don't want to ban the aspartame in the soda.
They just want to make sure you only drink This much of it instead of this much.
So it's not really...
It's an embarrassing approach.
But here's some of what New York City says.
Here's the story out of the New York Times.
In fact...
It says that the city plans to enact a far-reaching ban on the sale of large sodas and other sugary drinks at restaurants, movie theaters, and street carts in the most ambitious effort yet by the Bloomberg administration to combat rising obesity.
And the measure would not only apply to diet sodas, fruit juices, dairy-based drinks like milkshakes or alcoholic beverages.
It would...
Oh, I'm sorry, it would not apply to those things.
It would not apply to diet soda.
Oh my God, so you can have unlimited aspartame, you see?
You see, that's how it works.
And it would not apply to fruit juices, many of which are just refined sugar.
And it would not apply to milkshakes or alcohol.
So you can drink your way to obesity as long as it's alcohol.
You just can't do it With high fructose corn syrup.
Wow, this is really amazing.
So here's a quote from an industry spokesperson who's defending the soda industry.
He says, This is from Stefan Friedman.
It's time for serious health professionals to move on and seek solutions that are going to actually curb obesity.
These zealous proposals just distract from the hard work that needs to be done on this front.
Well again, I'm not defending the soda industry, which does sell poison to people.
But let's get the government out of our lives, out of our pockets, out of our bathrooms, and hey, out of our pants, too, at the TSA, okay?
Enough of that.
Alright, moving on.
On the financial issues happening, you know, Greece, of course, is in big financial trouble, but now money is fleeing Spain.
Yes, in the domino effect scenario that we now see unfolding across Europe, Spain looks like to be the next domino to fall after Greece.
Bank of Spain data showed that in the last month, $82 billion worth of money flowed out of the country as investors began to almost panic.
They began to become very afraid, very concerned that their money was at risk.
Now, Spaniards are alarmed by the dire state of their banks, says this article, and are squirreling money abroad at the fastest rate since records began when the credit ratings of eight regions were cut.
So, the interesting thing to understand about this in terms of the analysis is that As the European money crisis unfolds, a lot of investors are fleeing Greece and they're fleeing Spain, but they're putting their money into US Treasury bills and into the US dollar.
So this is creating an artificial rise in the value of the dollar, especially in terms of the exchange rate with European currencies.
So it's making the U.S. look like it doesn't have any financial problems, when the fact is the U.S. is just one of the dominoes next down the list.
And when it does hit the U.S., and when investors do flee the U.S., it's going to be even worse than ever before.
So the question is, how long can the global government keep up this facade of global fictitious money, fiat currency, trillions of dollars in derivatives debt, without the thing collapsing, well, right in their own front yards?
No doubt that is being discussed at the Bilderberg Conference right now.
How can they keep people fooled for another year or two about what's really happening with their finances?
I know.
Let's pass a ban on drinking soda.
Yeah, that'll give them something to talk about.
Brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant.
Continuing with the financial news, CNBC.com is reporting that America lost 129,000 millionaires in 2011.
Yes, the number of millionaires is quickly shrinking, and that doesn't even include all the people who got zuckered this year in 2012 by buying into Facebook and then seeing their investments plummet into the dirt.
Oh yeah, zuckered again!
Didn't people learn their lessons from the dot-com boom and bust of 2001?
I guess it only takes a decade for Americans to forget how easily they get zuckered by the for-profit, corrupt, criminally operated Wall Street bankster It's just incredible.
Okay, so total private wealth in North America has fallen by 0.9% to $38 trillion.
You know, that number is interesting because $38 trillion is just a fraction of the total global outstanding derivatives debt.
So if you think about it, all the assets of America, the entire country, pale in comparison to the debt liabilities that now hang over our heads.
Now, continuing with the financial news, CNN Money reports that student loans have soared over 275% over the last decade.
They've tripled according to CNN Money.
Well, I guess that's almost tripled to 75% according to new data from the Federal Reserve.
Student loan debt hit $900 billion.
That's almost a trillion dollars in student debt.
Wow!
Up from $241 billion a decade ago.
And you know why?
Because these students can't get jobs.
And that's because the jobs have been intentionally moved overseas by the Obama administration and all the other government policies that are intentionally targeting the heartland of America, the industrial base, the job base, to destroy those jobs and make sure those jobs move overseas to the allies of the globalists, to countries like China, which, of course, recently bought up the AMC theater chain in the United States so that any movies that have the wrong message to China won't be shown in theaters.
How's that?
China now running our movie system.
Hmm.
I wonder what that means for Die Hard 5.
Is Bruce Willis going to speak Chinese?
Hey, ni hao.
Ni min han hao ma?
Okay.
A little bit of Chinese for you there.
I doubt Bruce Willis is going to do that.
I apologize for my attempt at humor.
Okay, moving on.
Blogger.
Here we go.
CBS News.
A blogger...
Now, there's a blogger named Stephen Cooksey who had a blog in North Carolina.
He lives in North Carolina.
The blog was on the Internet.
That began to offer dietary advice.
And the dietary advice was helping people to improve their food choice.
Well, the state of North Carolina came after him and threatened him with jail time.
Yeah, jail time for giving dietary advice on his blog.
And then when we and Infowars and other alternative news organizations began to expose that story, the state backpedaled and said, oh, we never threatened him.
No, that never happened.
Let's rewrite that little piece of history.
Well, this guy, Stephen Cooksey, He has now sued the state of North Carolina, saying that his rights were violated.
And he says, quote, When did it become illegal to tell people to eat meats and vegetables?
Well, welcome to the new America, Stephen Cooksey, where you're not even allowed to say that you're against Al Gore's globalism.
Another quote from Al Gore's carbon taxes, And here's another quote from the story.
Within a month of reducing his carbohydrate intake, Cooksey says his blood sugar normalized.
He was suffering from diabetes-type conditions.
He says, everyone who does what I do improves their health markers.
Every one of them.
It works, he said, but apparently it is now illegal to offer nutritional advice that disagrees with the licensed state dieticians.
Oh yes, who believe in pasteurized dead food, fumigated food, irradiated food, fed to dead and dying patients at the hospitals.
Yeah, they do feed dead food to dead people in the hopes that it will bring them back alive so that they can become zombies.
We'll be covering zombies stories in just a minute, so trust me on that, it's actually true.
Another quote from the story, That Cooksey believes the state's interest stems from a nutritional seminar for diabetics.
A director of diabetic services at the local hospital was the guest, and she said that diabetics should eat a diet rich in whole grain carbohydrates and low fat.
According to Cooksey, and during a question and answer session, Cooksey disagreed.
A few days later, he received a phone call from the state agency that someone from the seminar had filed a complaint.
Because, of course, there's little nanny secret police running around everywhere in all the seminars saying, oh, if you dare recommend people eat an avocado when they're diabetic, then you must be some kind of nutritional terrorist.
And so after that they went after Cooksey and the rest is history.
We don't know where this lawsuit is going to end up, but it should be interesting to follow.
And by the way, just as a side note to that, some research we did at Natural News and the Robert Scott Bell Show found that the state...
Had been working with a troll blogger, a PR firm that was hired to post comments about Cooksey that would raise doubt about his story.
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah, that even hasn't gone public yet, but it's all a PR firm that says they know how to run social media and they went out to start spreading lies about Cooksey and about the situation.
So, very interesting how this all starts to happen.
The trolls are out there and some people will get paid.
They'll take money to do anything, including...
Attacking people offering health advice online.
Okay, moving on to the next story.
We have Fukushima radiation now showing up in seafood off the coast of the United States of America.
Yes, it is confirmed that it has entered the food supply.
Now, the, quote, authorities claim that it's a very low level of radiation.
Just a low level.
So don't worry about it.
Yeah, go back to your couch and your Cheetos and your TV remote.
Just a low level radiation.
What harm could that be?
I mean, it's no worse than...
I don't know, having your body fried by the microwave scanners at the TSA, I mean, it's like a low level of mercury in the vaccines.
What could be harmful about that?
A low level of aspartame in your diet soda, and that's still legal to drink in New York City, too.
What's wrong with all these low levels of harmful, genetically damaging substances in all your food?
Low level must be safe, right?
Well, we disagree.
We think that maybe your food shouldn't be radioactive.
Ha ha!
I know, call me crazy, but that's just something that I've picked up over the years.
I think food shouldn't, you know, unleash radioactive elements and little bits of energy into the electromagnetic spectrum as I eat them.
Okay, so back to the story though.
There's a quote here.
The researchers tested 15 Pacific bluefin tuna that had migrated from Japan to the California coast and found That the levels of radioactive cesium in these fish were ten times higher than those found in bluefin tuna from the years before the disaster.
So, it's up a thousand percent.
I guess that's still a low level.
You know, if, I don't know, for these government bureaucrats that can't seem to do math, or they just change it if they say, well, there is radiation now, but we adjusted the level of safety.
So now, this much radiation is safe, even though it's ten times more than it used to be.
Remember the Mad Max scene where the character there, played by Mel Gibson, is trying to buy water that's not radioactive, and the guy pushing the cart right along there says, ha, ha, ha, ha.
What's a little fallout in your water, buddy?
Yeah, that's what we're going to see in America soon, especially in California.
Natural News also covered this story.
You can check it out there.
It's got some of the statistics and quotes data from the story of how much radiation was detected in the food supply and then why the government says, there's nothing wrong with that.
It's perfectly safe.
Now, we talk a lot about how people are becoming more and more zombie-like in America, and sometimes we use the term the zombification of America.
Now, recently in Miami, we caught an actual zombie feasting on the face of another man.
This is a true story.
This is what's called the Causeway Cannibal.
I call him a zombie because here's the thing.
He was not only feeding on the face of another homeless man there under this bridge, and police came up on him and decided, you know, this is something they should intervene in, which is justifiable.
So they shot the zombie once, and he didn't stop eating the guy's face when he got shot.
So they had to shoot him multiple times.
This is sort of one of the red flags.
How you know you've met a zombie is when you shoot him and they keep eating the other guy.
Probably a zombie.
So the cops kept shooting the guy.
You know, it's insane.
But then they blame the bath salts.
Now, bath salts is a street name for a whole class of so-called designer drugs.
They're not actually bath salts.
Bath salts are perfectly safe.
It turns out, these designer drugs, if you inject them, they can, of course, be extremely toxic.
But here's the thing they don't tell you.
The active chemical in this specific designer drug is really the same as the chemical that's found in things like chocolate.
But when you eat chocolate, it goes through digestion, and there are inhibitors of that chemical that prevent it from taking over your brain.
But this designer street drug was specifically formulated with not only a high concentration of that chemical, but also with inhibitors to make sure that the drug wouldn't be broken down so it could be delivered right into your brain with very high concentrations.
And then, well, that makes you go crazy.
But of course, you've got to also wonder, what's the effect of all the fluoride, all the vaccines, all the television programming, all the radiation from cell phones and other broadcasters, other electronic communications and electromagnetic pollution?
What is the impact of all of that?
It's definitely having an impact on the zombification of America.
But from this story, I wrote a story about the zombification.
I was talking about the zombie apocalypse actually begins in America, and There's a little bit of zombiness in the culture now.
There's a company named Hornady that's selling Zombie Max ammo.
Oh yes, there's ammunition for actually fighting zombies, and they're quite serious about that.
You can buy zombie targets.
And then I talk about some of the signs of the zombification of America.
Let's go over some of these.
There are more and more people who walk right into cars and trucks while they're texting.
Yeah, and they get run over and sometimes killed.
People are sleep driving at night.
They suddenly awaken and find themselves in their cars in the middle of town and they have no idea how they got there.
Sometimes they even have their clothes on.
The complete lack of intelligent questioning about the events of 9-11.
Isn't this not another sign of the zombification of America?
The acceleration of flu shot propaganda.
The rise of a new generation of neurologically damaged vaccine-damaged children.
Yet another sign of zombification.
The use of aspartame, which of course New York City wants to keep legal in unlimited quantities.
How about this?
What about the guy that was busted in Thailand for having six roasted fetuses in his luggage?
So now we've got people seriously eating baby fetuses wrapped in gold foil.
I don't know.
That's getting pretty strange.
Now, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control has even issued a warning about the coming zombie apocalypse.
I'm not making this up.
This part is not satire.
The CDC, on their website, says that zombies could take over entire countries, roaming the city streets, eating anything living that got in their way, and the CDC is going to come to your rescue.
They say the CDC would provide technical assistance to city-states To dealing with a zombie infestation.
Oh yeah, the assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management, which you gotta wonder, how do you manage zombies?
I don't know.
And a tracking of contacts and infection control, including isolation and quarantine.
Probably using some of those 450 million rounds of ammo that the Department of Homeland Security bought online.
Maybe that's zombie ammo.
That's the plan.
Oh man, sometimes I gotta laugh because the whole thing gets too crazy.
But coming up later, we've got a vaccine zombie video.
This is something that I did a couple years ago.
It's a music video.
It's a song.
We're gonna play that for you because it's, well, it's hilarious.
I hope you agree.
It's an animation.
One more comment about the zombie video thing.
Another case happened that, I don't think we have a graphic for it here, but there was another case of a man, the police broke into his house to arrest him, the guy started stabbing himself in the gut, and then started throwing pieces of his own flesh and his own intestines at the cops.
Like, get away!
And started flinging his own intestines at the cops.
Okay, that's a zombie situation that we have here.
And there are more and more signs that zombies are taking over America, so watch for the vaccine zombie video coming up.
Before we get to that...
The quote of the night for you relates to, of course, the overall globalization and the acts of rebellion by informed, patriotic Americans.
This quote is from Patrick Henry.
He says, quote, If this be treason, make the most of it.
And by that, he means that if just by questioning the British army, if we've already made ourselves enemies of the state, let's go all the way, he says.
Let's go ahead and have the revolution.
Let's go ahead and take back our country.
We're already going to be killed as criminals of the state, so make the most of it.
That's what his quote really means, or at least that's my interpretation of his quote in history.
Now we've got the Vaccine Zombie video coming up, and then also, first, let's talk about how you can help support the broadcast.
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Well, as we go to break here, check out the Vaccine Zombie music video.
And yes, I wrote the lyrics on this, and I'm actually singing the song.
I do a little rap music on the side, so I hope you enjoy this.
Take a look.
As everyone else, I'm a vaccine zombie, zombie Do you hear?
It's getting closer.
When I took the shot, then my face turned blue.
I started feeling hot inside, but I didn't have a clue what to do.
My temperature was 102, and my nutsack shriveled up and fell off too.
The nurse screamed, said something was missing.
She called the physician, who said he had a suspicion that the vaccine caused an illogical condition.
And soon, I'm going to see the mortician.
They started cutting out my brain, happy as can be.
Bunch of undead doctors.
But from the CDC, I finally figured out what happened to me.
When they said we got another book, so it's all good.
Step one, remove your brain.
Step two, replace with zombie vaccine.
Step three, watch television for further instructions from the centers of zombie control.
I do everything the doctors tell me.
Sort of all those pills they sell me.
I'm afraid that germs might kill me.
Vaccine zombie.
I forgot how to think of myself, yeah.
I don't understand a thing about health, yeah.
I do the same as everyone else.
I'm a vaccine zombie.
I was doing as requested.
Like the media covertly suggested.
You guessed it.
I finally gave in and confessed it.
I'd like to have my body and my brain medically molested.