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March 21, 2018 - Health Ranger - Mike Adams
12:53
Ranger Gear giving away 5,000+ folding credit card knives for ONE PENNY
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U.S. Customs interfered with this plan, but were finally able to announce it.
Although slightly behind schedule, I was hoping to give you this gift for Christmas.
And, well, you know, what happened actually is that...
Our incoming container got flagged by customs.
And this is because of ISIS terrorism and everything, so I understand that there is enhanced scrutiny.
And this was a container full of our Ranger Gear survival and preparedness products.
And one of these products, I guess on an x-ray it looks like a bunch of weapons, because one of these products is a multifunction shovel.
And it's a survival shovel.
I call it the zombie skull crusher, you know, for fun.
Because everybody's always interested in zombies, so we joke around about that.
But the shovel has multiple segments of the shovel, what do you call it?
The arm, not the shovel head part, but the handle, I guess you say.
And it has multiple segments that unscrew from each other, and inside each segment there's a different tool.
Well, it ships in a segmented format with each of these tubes separated.
That's how it comes.
And so on x-ray, these tubes, they look like little short gun barrels or something.
Anyway, so customs flagged our shipment.
And they put it into, I don't know exactly what it's called, some kind of a special weapons inspection thing.
I forgot the term.
But it's the inspection that you don't want to have happen to your shipment.
And it's where they actually go in and they open it up and they're looking for weapons, right?
So there's a category of inspections that they do this.
Anyway...
So this delays your shipment big time.
It can delay it from as little as four days to two weeks.
And so this really significantly delayed our shipment of the products that I'm giving away now, which is really what I'm trying to get to here.
Sorry if I'm taking a long time to get to it, but one of the things that was in that shipment was this Ranger Gear folding credit card knife.
And this knife is ultra cool.
It's the shape and size of a credit card.
And it has a steel blade, a very razor-sharp blade, that folds out and creates an actual small emergency-use knife.
The blade, I think, is...
What is this?
60 millimeters or something?
I'd have to check the specs on that.
But the blade is a pretty good sized blade, and this was actually originally developed by some medical professionals who were trying to make disposable surgical blades that could be shipped flat and used in third world countries and then disposed of because they were so inexpensive. and this was actually originally developed by some medical professionals Well, we love this concept so much that we manufactured thousands and thousands of the Ranger Gear folding credit card knives.
And our plan was that we were going to give them away before Christmas.
And we're going to accomplish this by just saying, look, it's in our shopping cart, store.naturalnews.com.
It's in the cart.
And you can also get these, by the way, on the Talk Network store.
That's store.talknetwork.com.
But it's priced at zero dollars or maybe one penny or something.
I don't know if the store supports zero, but let's say it's one penny.
Okay, so you can buy it for one penny, and if that's all you buy, then you just pay the normal shipping and handling to get it.
Or if you're ordering something else to the point where you get free shipping, because we have free shipping when you order over a certain dollar amount, I think it's $99.
Then you can just throw in the credit card knife for free, you know, or for a penny.
So what you do is you just go in there and you just pick up the knife and you get it for essentially free.
So anyway, our plans were thwarted by customs to do this well before Christmas, but we're doing it now.
So that's the good news.
And this is the official belated announcement that you can now get the Ranger Gear folding credit card knife for a penny, or maybe it's zero, for We can't lose money on every one of them by paying for shipping.
Or, again, you can purchase something else.
We have turmeric, we have chlorella, we have storable organic superfoods, freeze-dried storable foods.
We have all kinds of personal care products.
Over 500 products that we now offer.
You pick up something else and you just throw in the folding credit card knife for free.
Now, why would you want this knife?
I'm holding it in my hand here as I'm describing this, so let me better explain it.
Here's the thing.
If you look at survival and preparedness...
The number one tool that you need everywhere this is universal anywhere across the planet is a cutting edge and this is true throughout human civilization this is why even Native American Indians for example had they would make cutting edges from certain types of stone rocks you know they would make Arrows as weapons.
They would use, obviously, certain types of rocks for that.
And they would make hatchets and cutting tools, and they would use these cutting tools to skin animals, to harvest plants.
You know, they're the most basic tool of all in survival.
And by the way, the second most basic tool for survival is cordage.
You know, cords, rope, things like that.
Or paracord, as it is in the modern day.
But...
Throughout human civilization, every type of civilization, whether we're talking about Inca or the Mesopotamian populations or ancient China, whatever, they always had different approaches to making cordage.
For example, in South America, where I lived for a couple of years, I got to watch people making rope from plant fibers, which is really fascinating.
And they use their feet, by the way.
They use their feet to hold them while they weave.
And they braid, I guess, is the proper term.
They braid the cordage.
And it's a very, very labor-intensive process.
But cordage is crucial for survival.
Anyway, you need a cutting edge, no matter where you are, if you're in a survival situation.
So a folding credit card knife Allows you to very easily carry an emergency tool that can be life-saving in your wallet or a purse or the glove box of your vehicle or a briefcase, even if you have a need for it at the office or who knows.
Now, I will say one thing in this, by the way.
Make sure it's legal to carry this where you are.
Make sure it's legal to own.
The blade is not very long, and it's not considered...
Actually, I'm going to measure it here.
I'm going to give you the exact length of this blade so you can stay legal.
It is two and three quarters of an inch.
That's the blade, two and three quarters.
So in most states, but you should check your own laws, I think anything under four inches or sometimes under three inches is considered more utility, like pocket knife type of stuff.
So this is considered a utility emergency use knife.
However, don't try to carry this through airport security.
They will flag you.
The TSA would definitely consider this a weapon.
Don't try to sneak it into an area where it's not legal, obviously.
But for every other area where it is legal...
It's great to have this around, and it's very, very easy to carry.
Again, it doesn't look like a knife.
It doesn't have the shape of a knife.
And it doesn't take up a lot of space.
It's not bulky.
So now you can get this for literally zero cost.
If you're already buying something on the Natural News store, you just add this to your cart.
So there's no reason not to get one of these.
We have thousands and thousands of them in stock now.
Again, they're very thin, about the shape and size of a credit card.
So we purchased a large number of them.
Had them made for us.
They're emblazoned with the Ranger Gear logo and brought them in in large quantities.
Again, thinking we're going to give them away for Christmas.
But now I guess we're giving them away for New Year's.
So, in any case, take advantage of this.
It's not often that you really get something for free, but this is one of those cases and we want you to have this.
It's very easy to fold.
The instructions are on the package that you'll get and it shows you how to do it.
This is not a toy for children, however.
The blade edge is very, very sharp.
It is like a surgical quality steel edge.
And I guess in an emergency, like a collapse scenario, a doctor could use it as a crude surgical tool.
Although it's obviously not a great replacement for a scalpel.
But it could be used in a pinch.
Nevertheless, keep it out of the hands of children.
Keep it out of the hands of people who don't know how to handle sharp objects safely, obviously.
But put this in your survival kit.
It's just a fantastic item.
It's also, if you travel, you don't want to carry like a $200 knife in your checked luggage because it will disappear.
Because we all know TSA people sometimes steal all that stuff.
And sell it on eBay, you know.
So if you have this knife, which you got for free, in your luggage somewhere, number one, it's going to be hard for them to find it.
I'm talking about your checked luggage, obviously, not your carry-on.
Your checked luggage.
And secondly, if they do steal it, so what?
You got it for free.
You didn't even pay anything for it.
If they steal it, you know, you didn't lose anything.
There is a quantity limit on this, however.
I don't know what that is.
You'll have to check our store.
Just go to store.naturalnews.com.
You can't just buy like a thousand units and get them all shipped to you for free.
Sorry, we're not doing that.
There's a quantity limit, but it really is free.
And you should add this to your survival stash for sure.
So take advantage of it and, you know, Merry Christmas.
Again, belated.
I was hoping to say Merry Christmas and have this free gift a while ago.
Didn't work out because of ISIS and terrorism and customs and all that, but whatever.
It's available to you now.
And we've got thousands of them in stock ready to rock.
So, you know, take advantage of it and enjoy.
Our Ranger Gear Folding Credit Card Knife.
And by the way, if you want a higher quality version that has an actual steel card which becomes the handle, we have those available for sale also at the Natural News Store.
So thanks for listening and enjoy the free gift and Merry Christmas, Happy New Year to everyone.
Thanks for listening.
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This episode is brought to you by Ranger Gear, our new line of preparedness and survival products that I've personally tested and approved.
Check it out at rangergear.com and see our solar-powered LED lanterns, multifunction survival shovels, paracord bracelets enhanced with a fire-starting device, and even folding credit card knives for emergency use.
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