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Did you know that virtually all communication satellites could be destroyed within the next 5 to 10 years?
Welcome to HealthRangerScience.com.
My name is Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, your science educator-in-chief for the day.
I'm the lab science director of a mass spectrometry laboratory specializing in elemental analysis of food and water, but I also talk about other science topics including the Impending, what should we call it, the satellite apocalypse is coming.
This, according to scientists with links to NASA, by the way, and, you know, come to think of it, one of the top scientists in my laboratory was a former contractor for NASA, worked on the space shuttle.
So, I should ask her about this, come to think of it.
In any case, here's the deal.
Satellites share many of the same orbits, or at least the same distance from the Earth, for all the obvious reasons.
Geostationary satellites, for example, have to be at a certain distance from the Earth, I think it's like 22,500 miles or something, in order to maintain a stationary position over a fixed piece of land.
even though they're orbiting the Earth, they're orbiting at the same speed as the rotational vector of the land that they're situated over.
So, in other words, they appear to not be moving, so they can maintain their position in the sky and maintain communications, and you can point satellite dishes at them, and so on.
Now, for those of you out there who still believe in the flat Earth theory, you can basically ignore all of this because you don't believe in satellites, and I don't know where you're getting that, but believe me, satellites are real, and they're about to be destroyed.
Here's why.
There's something called the Kessler effect or the Kessler syndrome.
It's really just a name for an obvious cause and effect thing.
You've got space junk out there orbiting and you've got a lot of satellites.
We're talking thousands of satellites at this point that are orbiting the planet and tens of thousands of pieces of space junk.
Now, The relative velocity of the space junk compared to the satellites can be extremely high because not all the satellites are orbiting in the same direction or the same orbital plane and so on.
So space junk can strike a satellite at a velocity of something like 20,000 miles per hour.
Pardon me for using miles.
I should be talking in kilometers per hour since this is a science discussion, but I'm translating this to Americans who are still stupidly stuck in the imperial system.
So it's miles per hour, which we never use in the laboratory.
We all, of course, use metric system for everything.
It's the only thing that makes any sense.
But it's miles per hour, very high velocity, little tiny parts, even flecks of paint from previous rocket launches are moving through space at very high velocity.
Now when they strike, when they strike another satellite, they can rip that satellite apart very quickly.
And why is that?
Why is that?
The energy, I believe the formula for energy is one half times mass times velocity squared.
So, mass, you know, mass can be very small, but velocity squared gets really large if your velocity is, let's say, 20,000 miles per hour.
So, a very tiny mass, even like 5 grams of something.
See, I'm using the metric system by default again.
I didn't say ounces because we don't even use ounces.
5 grams of something moving at, let's just say, 30,000 kilometers per hour.
I'm going to go to the metric system.
It just makes more sense.
Now you square 30,000, and you multiply that by 5, and then you divide that by 2, and that gives you the energy of that little fleck of paint hitting the satellite.
Now it can rip satellites apart.
If you think hollow-point bullets produce a lot of damage when you're shooting lunatics who are invading your home and trying to steal your gold, then wait till you see a fleck of paint hit a satellite at 30,000 kilometers per hour.
That's some serious damage.
And what it causes is a massive destruction, almost like an explosion of that satellite that has been hit.
And then that satellite is made from like 10,000 other parts, or at least pieces, structures that can be shredded into 10,000 parts and pieces.
And then each of those 10,000 parts becomes another projectile traveling at what?
Well, roughly maybe another 20,000 to 30,000 kilometers per hour.
Creating a rainstorm, a hellstorm of high-velocity projectiles that will hit other satellites.
And then when those other satellites get hit, they too shatter into thousands of pieces, each of which becomes a projectile.
As you can see, you get into what you call the exponential apocalypse apocalypse.
Kinetic destruction of all satellites in orbit, or nearly all of them.
Once this begins, and there's a critical mass moment when this begins, you can't stop it.
Every satellite gets destroyed.
It's a domino effect in outer space.
This is what will destroy virtually all the communication satellites upon which we now rely for everything from military communications to GPS.
And since we now live in a society where it seems like nobody under the age of, I don't know, 30 or maybe even 40, I don't know, can read a map or use a compass or navigate on foot anymore, then everybody in society is going to die of dehydration then everybody in society is going to die of dehydration trying to get home.
No, I'm joking.
But they're going to get lost and people are going to go crazy because, again, nobody has any navigation skills anymore.
And the military will be hurt big time.
And satellite phones won't work, obviously.
And a lot of communications goes through satellites.
I mean, lots of communications from emergency services, 911, dispatch, you know, police, fire, ambulance, a lot of stuff, you know, TV feeds, broadcast network video.
Remote location companies, oil platforms, you know, offshore drilling rigs.
Everything is using satellite communications.
And all those satellites are going to go down.
They're going to be obliterated into thousands of pieces.
And when this happens, this will be a great thing for your privacy because satellites are spying on you.
They're literally tracking your cars, the movement of your cars.
They have satellites that record real-time video of every city all at once.
And they backtrack your car locations and where you're driving from and to, as long as it's not a cloudy day.
So they're already building metadata tracking your home address and every place you drive your car from satellite.
If you've never heard of that, it's because not a lot of people are talking about it.
I mentioned this about a year ago in another podcast, and I'm saying it again because it's true.
If you don't realize that's happening, you're kind of behind the curve.
But satellites are invading your privacy all the time.
So when these satellites are destroyed, your life will suck in certain ways, i.e.
no GPS, but your life will improve in other ways, like privacy against the tyrannical regime that is spying on all of us.
Nevertheless, this day is coming, and it won't all happen in one day.
It takes time for all these kinetic projectiles to slam into other satellites.
But the point is that we are polluting orbital space to such a huge extent that this day is inevitable for the domino effect apocalypse, satellite apocalypse, to begin.
And once it begins, it's a chain reaction, and you can't stop it because it follows the laws of physics.
Now, I understand there'll be people who will say, oh, we wish.
We should stop.
Maybe we can wish for it to stop.
No.
You can't change the laws of physics by wishing.
So, it's just going to happen.
We've polluted space.
We've cluttered it up.
We've launched a bunch of crap into orbit and then just left it there.
And some of it fell down to Earth.
Some of it just drifted into outer space.
But a lot of it is still in orbit.
Some of those orbits have a slight orbital decay, which means eventually, maybe in a hundred years, some of that stuff will fall into the atmosphere and burn up.
But until then, it's still moving at very high velocity relative to other pieces of stuff and relative to satellites in orbit.
Many different orbital levels and orbital spaces, and they're all polluted with debris and space junk.
So get ready for the satellite apocalypse to kick in.
In the next five to ten years, it could happen even sooner.
Or it could take a little bit longer.
This isn't solar flare or an EMP or terrorism or anything like that.
This is just cause and effect junk slamming into junk.
Debris slamming into satellites creating more debris, which slams into more satellites, which creates even more debris, and so on and so forth.
Cause and effect.
A giant pinball machine in the sky.
Again, unless you think the Earth is flat, in which case you don't believe in satellite.
You don't believe in laws of physics or gravity or any of that stuff.
But I can't help you if you're in that category.
Sorry about that.
For the rest of us who understand that planets in 3D space tend to form spherical shapes, get ready for the satellite apocalypse to happen.
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Thank you for listening today, and may the kinetic force be with you, because it's coming!
If you're in outer space, you're in for a world of hurt.