Health Ranger - Mike Adams - NOAA Warns Washington D.C. Residents to Carry Winter SURVIVAL Kits as Blizzard Approaches
Aired: 2018-03-19
Duration: 12:21


=== NOAA Snow Warning (09:32) ===

[00:00:01]  All right, the NOAA, that's the National Oceanographic and, I think, Atmospheric Administration, is that what it is?
[00:00:07]  The NOAA, part of the government, has said to those people in Washington, D.C., you're about to get pummeled with 30 inches of snow.
[00:00:18]  Yep, 30 inches.
[00:00:19]  And in their radio weather announcement, they've stated, quote...
[00:00:26]  They try to translate this for the dumbasses living in Washington, D.C. who don't know anything about preparedness.
[00:00:33]  They have a section now called Precautionary Slash Preparedness Actions.
[00:00:38]  And it says, a blizzard warning means severe winter weather conditions are expected or occurring.
[00:00:45]  Really?
[00:00:46]  Is that what a blizzard warning means?
[00:00:48]  I mean, so look, this is how dumb people have become in America that you have to tell them the definition of a blizzard warning.
[00:00:57]  Like most people, you know, a generation ago, they would have said, oh, a blizzard warning probably means it's going to be a freaking blizzard, right?
[00:01:05]  You know, a lot of white snow, wind, you know, hard to see, you know, difficult to travel, you know, you'd probably freeze if you're walking around in a tank top and shorts and flip-flops like that girl in Wisconsin died a couple days ago pulling that off.
[00:01:22]  You know, Americans used to be intelligent enough to know what a blizzard warning meant.
[00:01:26]  Now they have to translate it for you.
[00:01:28]  So it continues with the NOAA, quote, falling and blowing snow with strong winds and poor visibilities are likely.
[00:01:36]  Really?
[00:01:37]  You mean a blizzard means falling and blowing snow with strong winds and poor visibility?
[00:01:43]  No way!
[00:01:44]  Holy cow, I'm going to have to rethink my whole paradigm of what a blizzard is.
[00:01:49]  I thought it was tropical sunshine, pina colada on the beach, gentle waves lapping on my ankles.
[00:01:58]  No, apparently it has to do with falling and blowing snow.
[00:02:03]  It continues, quote, this will lead to white-out conditions.
[00:02:07]  White privilege comes in.
[00:02:09]  Can you believe the NOAA and their racism?
[00:02:14]  White-out conditions.
[00:02:17]  Of course it's all racist.
[00:02:18]  The snow is white, too.
[00:02:21]  And you notice how the white snow blankets everything like it's controlling it?
[00:02:26]  It's the man.
[00:02:28]  It's the white man blizzard.
[00:02:30]  Uh-huh.
[00:02:31]  Whiteout conditions.
[00:02:32]  I knew the NOAA was racist.
[00:02:35]  We've got to get some social justice warriors over there shoveling snow to get rid of that.
[00:02:39]  That's the thing.
[00:02:42]  Find some social justice warriors in the D.C. area, hand them a shovel, and say, we're going to get rid of the white.
[00:02:48]  Here, clear my driveway.
[00:02:50]  See what happens.
[00:02:51]  See if they go for it.
[00:02:53]  Alright, it continues.
[00:02:54]  Making travel extremely dangerous.
[00:02:57]  Do not travel.
[00:02:58]  That's a whole sentence from the NOAA. Do not travel.
[00:03:04]  Okay.
[00:03:06]  As if...
[00:03:07]  There are probably people out there who realize, yeah, there's 30 inches of snow coming in a blizzard condition.
[00:03:14]  Hey, let's take a trip to the park.
[00:03:18]  No, let's drive around town and go get some barbecue.
[00:03:24]  So the NOAA has to tell people, do not travel.
[00:03:27]  Really, they should put in parentheses, in case you're a complete idiot.
[00:03:33]  Nevertheless, it continues.
[00:03:34]  If you must travel...
[00:03:36]  If you must travel...
[00:03:40]  And here's the real gem of this.
[00:03:42]  Have a winter survival kit with you.
[00:03:45]  Whoa!
[00:03:47]  Wait a minute.
[00:03:48]  I thought the government and the mainstream media told us that survival was kooky.
[00:03:54]  If you're a survivalist, you're some kind of redneck, gun-toting, Bible-thumping...
[00:04:02]  A tree-squirrel-eating southerner.
[00:04:06]  Oh, if you're into survival, there's something wrong with you.
[00:04:08]  You're some kind of a kooky conspiracy theorist.
[00:04:13]  How dare you want to be engaged in survival?
[00:04:17]  But now the government says, have a winter survival kit with you.
[00:04:23]  Notice they didn't say have a winter survival kit back at your house while you're stuck in your car with no survival kit.
[00:04:29]  So now they're actually saying you should have a survival kit.
[00:04:33]  Well, this is a big change.
[00:04:35]  It used to be just they would say, no, no, it's survival.
[00:04:38]  You're probably anti-government if you have a survival kit.
[00:04:41]  What, you don't believe?
[00:04:43]  Us, when we tell you that everything's okay, the economy's just fine, then you know the stock market's going to recover, every little dip is just a buying opportunity, everything's cool, everything's awesome.
[00:04:55]  That's the government.
[00:04:56]  You don't need survival, you don't need preparedness, you don't need diversification.
[00:05:00]  Keep all your money and dollars and put it all in your bank so they can take it from you when the crash happens.
[00:05:07]  Alright, if you get stranded, it says, stay with your vehicle.
[00:05:13]  No!
[00:05:16]  I think you should wander aimlessly in white-out conditions in your t-shirt, your tank top, and your shorts and your flip-flop.
[00:05:26]  You know, flip-flops are kind of like snowshoes, you know, sort of.
[00:05:30]  Just a smaller surface area.
[00:05:32]  If you have a good imagination because you believe what you see on CNN, then flip-flops are kind of snowshoes.
[00:05:39]  You could flip-flop around a little while, and then after a while you might stop flopping as you freeze.
[00:05:45]  But really?
[00:05:47]  Stay with your vehicle?
[00:05:48]  You mean I should stay inside something that provides shelter?
[00:05:52]  No!
[00:05:53]  I want to wander aimlessly down the highway and hope someone rescues me.
[00:05:59]  I can't believe this preparedness advice.
[00:06:02]  Yeah, we should have an online seminar.
[00:06:05]  The NOAA teaches survival...
[00:06:08]  They would have really intelligent tips like don't jump off tall buildings.
[00:06:14]  Don't wander aimlessly in a blizzard when you have your car right there next.
[00:06:18]  Stay in your car.
[00:06:20]  Don't drink strychnine.
[00:06:24]  Don't look down the barrel of loaded firearms to see if they're loaded or not.
[00:06:30]  Yeah, that's good advice from the NOAA. If you get stranded to stay with your vehicle, prepare for the possibility of power outages during snowy and cold conditions.
[00:06:41]  All right, now this is actually sensible advice, the first sentence that probably needs to be stated.
[00:06:47]  Yeah, you should prepare for the grid to go down intermittently or for some period of time, three days, three weeks, who knows?
[00:06:57]  So the NOAA now is in the survival business, and they're really covering the basics, like Survival 101.
[00:07:07]  Hey, wear a coat.
[00:07:10]  Have on long pants.
[00:07:12]  If you're in your car and you're driving in 30 inches of snow, don't wear shorts.
[00:07:18]  Have a pair of gloves.
[00:07:21]  And, you know, maybe a hat would be nice, some earmuffs, some mittens.
[00:07:26]  You know, have a cell phone with you that isn't out of batteries, and better yet, you know, have a radio, a CB radio, even better.
[00:07:37]  All right, so they are now predicting various hazard types here.
[00:07:40]  Heavy snow and wind with blowing and drifting snow.
[00:07:44]  That's actually their sentence.
[00:07:45]  Heavy snow and wind with blowing and drifting snow Friday afternoon through Saturday night.
[00:07:49]  Sleet may mix with the snow Friday night into Saturday morning before changing back to all snow.
[00:07:59]  Basically, there's a bunch of cold stuff coming out of the sky, alright?
[00:08:03]  Just get used to it.
[00:08:05]  Sleet may mix with the snow.
[00:08:07]  What is this, a recipe for a smoothie?
[00:08:10]  And you add in some lemon juice.
[00:08:13]  And you take some snow and you put in some ginger.
[00:08:20]  Sorry, I'm having too much fun with this.
[00:08:23]  Maybe it's because I love the snow.
[00:08:24]  I actually grew up in a climate where we used to sled as kids.
[00:08:29]  Did you ever do that?
[00:08:30]  The snow comes, it shuts down the schools, it's awesome.
[00:08:33]  You get to grab a sled and you get to go hang out with friends and slide down hills and break your teeth out when you hit trees and whatever else happens.
[00:08:42]  It's all fun.
[00:08:44]  Okay, so the city of Washington, D.C. is expected to receive around 24 inches.
[00:08:49]  Alright, conditions are expected to deteriorate Friday afternoon with the heaviest snow.
[00:08:55]  Heavy snow and blowing snow will cause dangerous conditions, it says.
[00:08:59]  Really?
[00:09:00]  And will be a threat to life and property.
[00:09:02]  No way!
[00:09:04]  Travel is expected to be severely limited, if not impossible, during the height of the storm Friday night and Saturday.
[00:09:09]  Well, it's kind of interesting that this is happening on a weekend.
[00:09:13]  So, you know...
[00:09:16]  Have a common sense approach to this.

=== Stay Safe, Stay Warm (03:02) ===

[00:09:18]  Those of you who are on the East Coast, I know that you're laughing at this along with me because you're already well prepared.
[00:09:23]  If you listen to the Health Ranger report, you've got preparedness nailed.
[00:09:27]  You already have a survival kit, right?
[00:09:29]  You've got backup food, water, medicine, communications, gear.
[00:09:34]  You've got like a sleeping bag in your house in case the power goes out and your house gets cold, you can still hunker down and be just fine.
[00:09:42]  You're all set.
[00:09:44]  But you're going to see a panic in the mainstream culture of D.C. and Baltimore and other cities that are impacted by this because, again, we live in a nation now where the masses are preparedness morons and they have to be told things like, oh, if it's a white-out blizzard, don't leave your car and wander aimlessly down the highway on foot.
[00:10:05]  That's the kind of advice now that we have to tell people.
[00:10:09]  So we're like, shouldn't we just let them just do that and win the Darwin Award?
[00:10:13]  I mean, seriously, as a society, shouldn't we...
[00:10:16]  Hey, if you think that walking through a blizzard in flip-flops is a great idea, just go for it, man.
[00:10:23]  Go for it.
[00:10:24]  We'll try to revive you after your body's been on ice for, you know, 48 hours.
[00:10:30]  And sometimes we can revive you, right?
[00:10:33]  A little cryogenic experiment with people who are removing themselves from the human gene pool.
[00:10:42]  So, this is why I'm kind of, I'm with George Carlin on this.
[00:10:46]  I kind of like to see humanity's response to natural disasters because it sorts out the survivors from the morons, doesn't it?
[00:10:56]  You know, whether it's a hurricane or a severe storm or who knows, one day like a grid down, lights out scenario, cyber attack on the grid.
[00:11:04]  Right?
[00:11:06]  What if it takes out the whole northeastern power grid for ten days?
[00:11:10]  That would tend to sort people out.
[00:11:12]  You know, you'd have the morons, and then you'd have the actual people who are ready to survive.
[00:11:18]  And that would sort them out very quickly, which is a great service for the rest of us to observe.
[00:11:25]  Okay.
[00:11:26]  Alright, so that's the story.
[00:11:30]  Everybody stay safe, obviously, and you're going to do just fine.
[00:11:33]  Don't fret.
[00:11:35]  Get your supplies well in advance.
[00:11:37]  If you haven't already stocked up, you need to do it right now before the crowds.
[00:11:42]  Probably too late, actually, so forget what I just said.
[00:11:46]  You need to hunker down, stay safe, and also don't forget to practice self-defense if it is legal in your area.
[00:11:52]  I don't anticipate a lot of break-ins.
[00:11:54]  I don't anticipate...
[00:11:56]  I don't think this is going to be a high crime time.
[00:11:59]  It's going to be a time when people, it's too damn cold for people to go out and rob other people.
[00:12:03]  They're going to stay home.
[00:12:04]  So this is not a huge self-defense type of emergency, in my opinion.
[00:12:10]  Anyway, stay safe.
[00:12:11]  And if you do still have internet access, listen to my broadcast on healthrangerreport.com or check out live streaming radio at talknetwork.com.