Here's Who ACTUALLY M*rdered Charlie Kirk – New Evidence Changes Everything
Tyler Robinson faces a hypothetical defense strategy arguing the state failed to prove his guilt in Charlie Kirk's murder due to lack of confession or physical evidence linking him to weapons like the Mauser 98 rifle. The speaker suggests foreign actors, including Mossad, may have motive, while challenging text message authenticity and relying on experts to create reasonable doubt. Ultimately, the episode concludes that regardless of whether domestic operatives or foreign agents committed the act, the verdict must be not guilty because the prosecution cannot meet its burden of proof. [Automatically generated summary]
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Easter Surprise and Expert Proof00:14:07
All right, dear friends.
Thank you so much for being with us.
Normally we do this about eight o'clock, but tonight we had to.
We got Easter coming up, and you don't want to hear it.
You don't want to hear about my life.
Mrs. L and I had to pick somebody up from Penn Station.
Oh my God.
Just God.
Anyway, anyway, I'm glad to be here.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Happy Easter, everybody.
Happy Passover.
Happy whatever it is that you do.
Happy.
But remember one thing.
Remember one thing.
Take as many pictures as you possibly can because one day, these people, these family members that you think are driving you crazy, you are going to miss them and miss these times like you can't believe because once they're gone, that's it.
Just want to let you know.
Now, let's do this.
A couple of things here.
I want to imagine we're sitting around and I'm the head of the defense team for Tyler Robinson.
And I want to do two things.
I don't necessarily want to just defend Tyler Robinson.
I want to make sure we know everything about our case.
And I'm going to divide you up into different groups.
And one group I'm going to divide up into this is normally done.
I want you to make the case for him.
I want you to give me all the stuff, everything that's available.
I want you to give me all of the stuff.
All of the information, everything that you have, and tell me why it is, what is the overwhelming evidence of his guilt.
Okay, think about that.
Then I want you to go back and I want you to tell me a couple other things.
I want you to tell me the best case that we have on our side, on our position, on our case.
Then I want to do something else which is interesting, which is really interesting.
You'll get a kick out of this one.
I want to make sure that we look at other cases and other scenarios.
Up to and including foreign agents.
I want to look at the individuals who are involved in perhaps some other countries.
I want to do all of the issues and all of the stuff that you're talking about and that you are very, very concerned with because there is a very serious faction of people, not crazy in the least, who believe and have believed that for the longest time there are people who are involved in this, either our agencies, our groups of people, or Or Israel.
Okay?
We're going to stop pussyfooting around here.
We're going to say, I want you.
Now, I'm talking about from a criminal defense point of view.
I'm not here talking about political, geopolitical stuff.
I'm not, I don't care about that.
But if there's any argument that can be made, remember, theoretically, we are representing him.
We are representing Tyler.
And if I can throw doubt in by saying, folks, here's something you don't know.
Here's something that's interesting.
You got a bunch of other folks here.
Here's some aspects of this.
That our side never seemed to care about, that our government never cared about.
Here's something.
And that means we have to say whatever is important, whatever is viable, even if it is politically incorrect or if a lot of people don't like it.
If they don't like it.
Now, this is where it gets very interesting.
Now, remember, you're on my team.
This is what we're going to be doing hypothetically.
This is a thought experiment.
Now, you might say something, and I'm going to say, great.
What I'm only warning you about doing, since you're on this team, As I want to define or excuse me, differentiate between motive, benefit, and proof.
Okay.
Motive, benefit, and proof.
I want you to understand the big differences there.
Let me see if I can explain that.
Motive.
First, I want to do a hand vote here.
I want everybody watching, you're around the table, right?
This is a thought experiment we're doing.
And you can explain, you can see what I'm doing as I explain this as such.
First, question number one.
How many right now, very, very, very seriously, very seriously believe that the evidence is, and let me also say, though, again, I'm not trying to be, how do I say this?
I'm not trying to say this just for purposes of this, but I want to make sure you understand something.
How many believe not only that Tyler Robinson is guilty, but that they can prove it?
You see what I'm saying?
You might find, you might believe, oh, he's guilty, but they can't prove it.
Why?
There's no confession and there's not going to be any gun.
There's going to be nothing.
It's going to be just him there.
You see what I'm saying?
That's where we're looking good.
Now remember, hypothetically, we're part of the title.
You're co-counsel.
I'm lead counsel.
You're co-counsel.
I have different divisions.
And I think, you can say, I think he did it.
You think he did it.
Maybe you did it, but they can't prove it.
I want people to understand.
I want you to be smarter with this.
It doesn't matter.
The two have nothing to do with you.
You might say, this son of a bitch, he did it.
But they can't prove it.
And if you're just tuned in, by the way, any newcomers here?
Thank you for this.
Welcome.
If there's any newcomers, it comes down to this.
If you said, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, find him guilty.
First, there may not be any confession.
There may be no confession.
Confession that can be used or confession that doesn't exist.
So many variables.
If he testifies, if he doesn't.
I got to tell you something.
In this case, if I were defending him, I'd say, listen, Tyler, normally I would say, I mean, I would never have you testify.
But my friend, young man, I'm going to tell you something and don't take it the wrong way.
You come across as such a dumb shit.
That's your best defense.
I'm going to say, This guy killed him.
I want you to take that stand and I want you to get that stupid look on your face.
And I want you to say, I don't know.
And I'm going to say, Yeah, here's your mastermind.
Because I got to be able to ask you questions, Tyler.
I got to say, How many times did you fire that weapon?
A couple.
Are you good at sharpshooting?
I don't care what anybody said.
Everybody thinks they're an expert.
You notice this?
Everybody, Well, you know, I'm a hunter.
I don't care if you're a hunter or not.
You put this guy on the stand, he might say, I shot it a couple of times.
And then remember, we're going to have experts that say, What's your name?
Gunnery Sergeant, such and such.
And I tried it myself, and I'll be damned if you can do it.
One time, one shot?
One?
And don't forget, we also have other issues too.
There's so much reasonable doubt here.
Dear God.
I don't even know where to start.
But you see what I'm saying?
I might put him on and say, Listen, Tyler, I'm not.
Please don't.
I'm not trying to embarrass you, but I want to show you were being as a dumbass.
And it's true.
Look at him.
Does this guy look.
Have you ever seen somebody?
You know how these people are having in their mind, by God, I'm a conniving, I'm a murderer, I'm a sniper, and all this kind of stuff.
Hey, Half Moon.
Welcome there, dear friend.
Welcome.
Come on in.
Plenty of room.
Give Half Moon a seat.
Straight to the line.
Got plenty of crumb cake for you.
Bless your heart.
Sit down.
Have a nice seat.
Have a big hand for Half Moon, ladies and gentlemen.
She's a new member.
See, I want you to think differently.
I want you to think like a lawyer.
I don't care about who did it, who did it.
I'm going to say, can you prove it?
And I would love to defend this guy.
Because first of all, I don't think he did anything.
But second of all, I don't think they can prove it.
I don't think they can prove anything.
See, sometimes, let me tell you something.
Sometimes being a defense lawyer for some people, it might be tough, but you might represent a cop killer.
And this cop killer, you're saying, look, this guy's a dirtbag, but this isn't murder one.
It's something else.
So you might call to defend somebody who is not a first degree murderer, even though people are saying, What the hell difference is that?
It's a big difference.
I'm representing you.
I want you to be hit with what you did, not some inflated whatever it is.
So, right off the bat, think about this no confession.
Tyler, did you confess to this?
No, I didn't confess.
No, why?
Because I didn't do it.
I didn't confess to this stuff.
I told my mom and dad, I said, you got to help me.
They're after.
I got to turn myself in.
And people are telling me, Tony, you better do something right now because they're going to break down that door and they're going to prevent a very, very, dare I say, a very expensive prosecution.
So you better go turn yourself in.
And the safest place you can be, maybe, is in jail.
Maybe.
Mrs. Robinson.
Here's to you, Mrs. Rummer.
Did Tyler confess?
No.
He said something about I was there.
And our theory would be somebody tampered with that.
That's some Discord bullshit or that's something from some.
He didn't say that.
He never said that.
And wait till he takes a stand, too.
Again, probably not, but I would love to.
But in my fantasy mind, Tyler, did you hate Charlie?
No.
Did you like what he had to say about.
About transgender.
Well, and by the way, Tyler, be honest with you.
Your girlfriend's not transgender, it's a guy.
It's a guy with a fuzzy hat calling himself a girl.
Hey, guess what?
I'm a lint brush, okay?
You believe that?
Doesn't make any difference.
Just because I'm telling you I'm something doesn't mean I did.
I know.
Did you hate him?
Tyler, I didn't like what he said.
Did you hate him to the point that will you kill him?
Will you drive three hours all of a sudden and say, I've had enough of this guy?
I've had enough of him.
Tyler, wasn't he one of the nicest people?
Yes.
Wasn't he?
Seriously, of all the people that you've heard, of all the people, the snide remarks, don't you think Charlie Kirk was one of the nicest people ever?
And by the way, look at the picture in this thumbnail.
Look at this.
This is Charlie telling us who killed me.
Help me find out who did this.
I don't deserve this.
Remember what we're doing here.
This is no kidding around.
Charlie didn't deserve this.
You get to all these people and all this, Erica, this and all this, and now you got.
Caroline Levitt and all these folks, I don't give a rat's ass where there's a Charlie didn't deserve this.
And if you want to find out who did it, you got to first of all get find up who didn't because this guy's a patsy, he's a scapegoat.
And I don't believe it, it just doesn't make any sense.
And we're going to show that.
We're going to show that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
I'll do the opening statement.
We're going to show this.
You are not going to believe how this story evolved, ladies and gentlemen.
And you're not going to believe how many people just jumped on board and said, Well, he did it.
Here's how many people said, well, the proof is evident.
Proof is evident in my ass.
There's nothing there.
Tyler, could you shoot this for?
Could you wait?
You see, you've got to see it.
You've got to.
Now, normally you can't.
Normally you can't.
You're not going to take the jury in a bus.
You can go and go and say, okay, he was there and Charlie was over there.
But you don't know.
I'm not that conversant with, you know, a Mauser 98.
I don't know.
That's where the experts come in.
That's where the experts come in.
Imagine me bringing some expert, some NRA, some guy.
So, would you hold this up?
By the way, would you do a target?
See, the target's here.
I think somebody aimed here.
I don't think somebody aimed here.
Why would they?
Maybe, who knows?
Maybe, maybe.
But if you look at the target we're talking about, it's here.
This is here.
Okay?
So, I'm going to get some expert.
He's going to come in.
I'm going to make a little target of this.
I'm going to put it up here.
I'm going to elevate it so it.
And I'm going to have you over there and do me a favor.
Shoot it, and I want you to bring in your target so we can show the jury.
This is it.
And I'm the best.
And I want you to use, first of all, your rifle, and I want you to use that rifle.
And it's possible, if you can, to get that rifle because I want to try to shoot.
Because, by the way, we may not even get to that.
Because, as far as we know, remember this there's no connection to that rifle.
Think bazooka.
They could put a bazooka there.
A bazooka that also was not part of this.
That Mauser 98 had nothing to do with this.
If they can't make the connections, that makes sense.
I don't know where this gun came from.
I don't know why we're saying this.
Why?
Well, it was just good.
The Bazooka Motive Debate00:10:36
So what?
Well, you know, they had other weapons there, right?
Why not use one of those?
Use a bazooka, use a machine gun.
They weren't connected either.
Get out of your mind that sniper rifle.
And by the way, if there's no talk, I may say, you know, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we were planning on, we're not even going to bring it up.
Let's go back because there's so many if this, but this, but this.
What if the jury never hears anything about a rifle?
So I'm not going to even bring this up.
I'm not even going to bring this up.
How could a judge let in, how could a judge let into evidence any talk about a rifle when there's no rifle?
A sniper rifle when there's no rifle.
Again, make it a bazooka.
Might as well be.
Doesn't that sound good?
He had a son of a bitch, had a bazooka.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah.
There's no bazooka.
Why?
Because there's no connection to a bazooka.
I can bring one in.
I can say, Did you miss this?
What?
The bazooka.
First of all, the round doesn't matter.
That gun can't be proved.
Neither can a bazooka.
You see what I'm saying?
So the jury may never say, The jury may say, Excuse me.
Any talk about how?
You're saying he's the killer here.
With what?
Well, we can't talk about that.
Well, there was a motion to eliminate.
There was a motion to suppress.
And the judge granted it.
And we can't talk about it.
You can't talk about the rifle.
Well, what did he do?
Well, he just, he's responsible.
How?
Well, did he use a weapon?
Well, we can't talk about it.
What was it?
Telepathically?
Was it a death ray?
What did he do?
How are you connecting him to it?
That's not guilty.
Not only that, there's no confession.
Now, let's go to the next issue.
Okay.
We move that over here and we bring in our next team.
Okay.
And this is where I bring in.
Let's also assume that we have unlimited funds.
And I bring everybody.
I'm going to get my buddy John Kiriakou.
I'm going to get others as well.
I'm going to get ex CIA, ex spooks, ex people.
And I want to say, okay, this is the 800 pound gorilla.
This is the one that nobody's talking about.
I want you to make the case for Israel.
Is it possible?
Not the motive.
And the motive, we can argue the motive.
You say, yeah, the motive isn't important, by the way.
And motive is not required because the motive might be good because somebody might say, you know, Bibi Netanyahu in his crazy mind may say, you know, this son of a bitch is driving us crazy.
And you know what?
Two things we can accomplish.
Number one, shut up about how you don't want Israel, this, and Iran.
Nobody asked you, especially, you know, you were on our team, and we were paying you.
Somehow you know it.
How they were paying everybody.
And then you turning us like this?
So, maybe there was a motivation behind it.
But the bottom line is, I'm going to get somebody else to sit down and answer the question Do you think they would do this?
Do you think Israel would take this guy out like this?
And if so, like this in public?
One argument to that, oh, yes, they want it to be dramatic.
See, that's the way Israel thinks.
Remember the movie Gideon Sword?
It was about the 72 when they went after Fatah, when they went after Arafat's buddies.
Remember that one?
Remember that routine?
Remember that?
Remember that?
What happened was, hang on a minute, turn my woozoo down here.
It's getting warm and she's 61.
I got my woozoo going, so got my mojo and my woozoo.
So get somebody, let me get somebody who used to work with Mossad or IDF or something and say, well, you know, yes, this is classic.
This is classic.
See, that's the way Israel thinks.
They always were like that.
I mentioned in 1972 when they did the Operation.
Who was it?
This is called.
Was it Epic Fury?
Who was it?
Max Blumenthal calls it Epstein Fury, which is kind of interesting.
Anyway, they might say, well, they do that a lot because, you know, in the old days when they went after all of the people from Red October, you know, they could have basically taken all these people out, but they wanted to do it in the open dramatically.
But here's the issue now they don't do this all the time.
There's a lot of folks saying that even though Israel may have been.
They may have benefited from this, even though BB may have been pissed off of this, even though they would want Charlie to shut the fuck up about Israel and Iran.
Somebody might say, operationally, no way.
This is no, this is what.
Why?
First of all, I don't know, nobody wants to hear this.
Charlie wasn't that big.
I mean, he was big, but he wasn't that big.
He wasn't so big and so important and so critical that, oh my God, don't you understand if Charlie Kirk is against us, if he's anti Zionist or anti Iran, that means the whole world is going to change.
BB and these guys may say, What are you talking about?
Everybody's against this.
Who the hell's Charlie Kirk?
I've got an ICC, I've got an ICJ indictment, an indictment for genocide.
What is he going to do?
What?
We're going to always risk getting caught to teach some lesson.
I'm going to turn this guy into a martyr.
I'm going to piss more people off.
And if anything, I'm going to recruit more anti Israel people.
Some people might say, Look, even though we're pissed off at Charlie, this isn't our stuff.
We don't do this.
If we went after and we whacked everybody in the world who has a lot bigger, bigger positions, we'd be doing this all the time, making more martyrs, more people, more angry people.
So, what I'm saying is a lot of folks say, Oh, it's Israel.
Think about it.
They've got to have motive.
Okay, the motive I got.
But is this something they want to do?
Why?
You've got to get somebody there who's going to be doing this.
And not only to work kind of in concert with Tyler, and I'd ask Tyler flat out if I was his lawyer, are you connected to any?
Do you have any Israeli army IDF friends?
Because they're thinking you're involved in this.
What?
I'm telling you, they're saying this.
They believe that this is a classic IDF Mossad operation.
Some, you know, the Ketan, the Ketan, the.
Not the clothing line, but the tip of the spear means this is the assassinations, the group.
These are the assassins, the ones who, remember the ones who went in where they took that guy out in the hotel and they remember they had the tennis rackets and they had like 18 and they moved in.
They wanted that to be dramatic.
You see what I'm saying?
Let me back up if you just tuned in.
I don't care whether you like Israel or not, it doesn't really matter.
I don't care about that.
I'm talking about this.
I'm going to say, I'm going to turn, I'm going to have a division.
I'm going to have a division of our security, of our defense team.
And I'm going to say, you tell me this.
Why?
Because there's nothing better.
If I have to, if I'm cross examining somebody on behalf of Tyler, I'm going to say, did you ever investigate the Israel connection?
And then have their eyes.
You know about that, right?
Yeah.
This is class.
And then I'm going to have somebody who knows it give me a lot of insight using words that only they know.
Remember, this group is key, key, tacky.
There's a name for the assassins.
Don't you know this?
And if that's an angle, I'll go with it in court.
Under the pressure of, didn't you, stupid podunks, what did you do?
Did you investigate the what?
The Nancy Guthrie abduction as well?
People are morons.
You didn't see this?
You never went after a foreign agent or some jackals.
Remember, we might have people from, and don't be surprised if they say, look, you're right about this.
BB's a wild man, but they don't.
This is not their problem.
They've got enough problems.
They got to go and they got to get caught.
And plus, there's a lot of folks here, a lot of CIA spooks, a lot of people in the administration who are going to say, don't even do this.
I got enough problems with you.
I got enough problems with you because here's the story.
You know what it is.
I'm not telling you anything new.
The argument is that other people are saying that Canada and others, and I think there's a good faith basis for this, they're going to say that Israel owns the United States, owns Congress, it's AIPAC, and that's it.
And they own, and the whole reason we're in Iran and blah, blah, blah, blah.
You've heard this.
I've been hearing this my whole life.
Okay?
Good.
Now, now, the word may say, Don't you people even think of making it even harder to justify our connection with you?
Because if it's shown, if they suspect that you killed this guy, Charlie Kirk, whom they loved, it all bets are off.
We're done.
To which, to which, Israel or Bibi or whoever could say, we got enough problems.
Charlie Kirk is small potatoes.
Use the line from The Godfather 2, Hyman Roth, small potatoes.
And I tend to believe that.
Not because these are great people, not because I'm a Zionist, any of that bullshit.
I'm telling you, it's ridiculous.
He was big, but wasn't that big.
And the best way, the best way to completely dismiss somebody's importance is when you say, let them say whatever they want.
You've only got the world coming after Israel.
You don't need Ackman and these guys in the Hamptons.
Giving Charlie a ration of shit because he's.
Front Row Courtroom Context00:10:47
I mean, they don't want that to be sure, but I don't know about that.
But I'm not ruling it out.
I want a lot of people in, a lot of people from that world who come in and they say, let me see what's going on here.
Let me see.
This is.
Oh, this has all the classic marks.
Then again, remember, what the hell do I care about that?
I've got a guy.
Who has no confession and no gun?
I'm not going to complicate anything.
I'm going to say, I don't know what you people are talking about.
And I'm going to also say, I'm invariably going to get some lead detective from Utah.
How many people did you have calling up claiming to be the murderer?
Because you know what?
You always have this.
It always happens.
It's a matter of absolute fact that whenever something like this happens, somebody invariably will call up and they'll say, I did it.
And how many of those did you follow through on?
Why?
You didn't follow through?
What?
You had this guy nailed, didn't you?
Who was it who told you?
It's him.
Stop looking around.
It's him.
It's Tyler.
Who?
Who did this?
Who?
And I'm going to have the jury, because you want the jury to look at the guy.
You love when the jury looks at you, and then they look at the witness.
It's like, well, they look at you.
It's like, good question.
Well, and I'm going to say, Tyler, by the way, sit there, look stupid, okay?
Look stupid.
Give them the bad shirt with a collar that doesn't work, and just sit there and look like an idiot.
Trust me.
That's all we just look like an idiot.
We don't want you to come across as some kind of an international sniper man.
Remember, there's no gun because there's no connection.
You understand that, right?
If there's no connection between the gun and Charlie, we're not going to talk about the gun.
You're not going to bring in a gun just because somebody found a gun there or somebody owned a gun or somebody found a fingerprint along with five other fingerprints, DNA on it.
You understand that.
If there's no connection, we're not going to talk about a gun.
We're not going to talk about a scope and a Mauser, nothing, because there's no connection.
Now, uh, I'm going to bring my other people in here.
I'm going to get a hold of Kiriaku.
Great guy, by the way.
And I'm going to say, Johnny boy, do me a favor.
Who can I talk to?
Anybody you can put me in contact with?
Why?
I got a lot of people here who are watching and they think it might have been an exploding mic.
It might have been a lot of, and a lot of other things.
I have a number of people.
Do you have anybody that you can talk to, you can put me into?
Remember that fellow from, was it James Bond?
His name was Q or something.
He was like the guy in the lab, you know, the, They always had it.
Ray, whatever the guy, Ray Dragnet had it, the guy, Ray, the skinny guy with the lab coat.
Who can I talk to?
Because if I were to go to them and say, listen, anybody know anything about these plastic?
Anybody knows about exploding microphones?
Yeah, because we're not sure.
It might have been plastic or something inside.
We're not really sure what it is.
Again, we have to get the context.
I want the contents found in Charlie.
I want to look at it.
It's not bullet fragment.
What is it?
Von Anken says, the more I look at this case, the more I agree with John Kiriakou, the feds.
That's, remember, a love John, great friend of mine.
That's YouTube talk.
That's not law talk.
Megan, look who it is.
Look at this troublemaker.
Look at this crazy woman.
Welcome, dear friend.
You're the line of your absolute best.
Thank you for speaking the truth and your humor along the way.
This whole thing is absurd and they're gaslighting us.
Oh, honey, like you can't believe it.
You can't believe.
Thank you for those kind words.
Anna says they should let TR go.
The widow forgave him.
Well, sort of.
See, they told her, you know, and by the way, thank you, Anna.
You know, they told Erica, why the fuck did you say you could?
Why'd you say forgive him?
Well, I didn't say, I didn't say.
Forgive doesn't mean forget.
This is the classic Christian thing.
What did you do this for?
Why'd you say that?
What's the matter with you?
What are you fucking up like this?
Why'd you say that?
Why in the name of God are you doing that?
I don't understand.
Don't say that because forgive.
By the way, ladies, and by the way, the ladies are the smartest.
Look at me on this one.
You notice how she's dressing down now?
Notice that?
She was up with Caroline Levitt.
She's wearing sneakers.
She's got her hair.
She's not doing that.
She's not wearing the jewelry she looks like.
I'm not saying she's TJ Maxx or Ross, but she's really playing it lower.
Have you noticed that?
Have you noticed that lady?
Have you noticed that?
Hey, guys.
Have you heard that one?
By the way, we'll always have Hey, guys.
That'll always be our thing.
Oh, by the way, coming up, interview.
I'm going to be on the Jimmy Door Show.
We're going to be doing that next coming up.
We're going to maybe record.
I don't know when.
But anyway, that's coming up.
I talked to his people today.
And also, Coach Colin.
Talk to him.
We're going to get him as well.
We're going to bring the meeting in the minds.
And anybody you think you want me to talk to, shout out to Baron.
I don't know how to get a hold of you.
And of course, Candace, that goes without saying.
It's been a while.
How are you doing?
Pilgrim Media, son of a, where in the have you been?
Good to see your name.
These folks have been with me since the beginning.
Since the beginning.
But going back to John Kiriakou, again, great guy.
One of the nicest, best fellas around.
Seriously.
There are some people who are not.
But I would say, John, you know the spook thing.
I know the courtroom stuff.
The Fed, now, unless I can show they did it, maybe cause some reasonable doubt.
Listen, I might get somebody who knows.
I might say, I may bring a retired FBI agent who says, oh, this is classic.
This is a Delta III position.
Well, you get this.
And then I'm going to go to a cross examination when I get the lead detective.
I'm saying, did you ever explore the Fed connection?
No, remember, I want reasonable doubt.
I mean, if people believe that we're going to the moon, they'll believe anything.
You see what I'm trying to say?
I'm not.
There's YouTube talk.
She did it.
He did it.
I got a pepper flake.
God, oh my, excuse me.
That's nasty.
They're thinking, you know, it's the feds, it's CIA, isn't it?
Okay, great.
I'm in a courtroom.
What am I going to do with that?
Now, first thing I'm going to do is I got to get, I swear to God, I would say, Candace, if you're not going to testify, I want you in the front row.
I want you in the front row.
I'm saying, who's that?
They did that.
Joe Lewis did that.
What would you do if you were in a courtroom and you looked down and said, Jesus, that's Candace Owens?
Hey, it's Candace Owens.
Because she is bigger and badder and bolder and more.
Significant than anybody.
Okay?
Think about that one.
What if you had?
Think about that front row if I said, hey, Baron, yeah, can you show up again?
Can I fly on you on that?
Yeah.
Bring everybody, the whole group, sitting in the front row.
Now that would be, I mean, whoa.
Now, could I do that?
Damn right I can do that.
Damn right I can do it.
Why not?
Sixth Amendment speeding the public trial.
Didn't say, well, no famous people.
When John Gotti was there, guess who they had in the front row?
Anthony Quinn, Jay Black from Jay and the Americans, Mickey Rourke.
Everybody was there.
I mean, it was like, you should have seen the Gotti trial.
Well, before they bribe the jury, Salusa says, What would happen if Tyler is acquitted?
Will they further investigate as to who actually killed Charlie, or will it be done and everybody moves on?
The latter.
They're going to move on.
And by the way, if he moves on, he walks out of there.
See ya.
Can you imagine that?
They would say, I told you, Show.
And I would say something.
I would say, Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much on behalf of the defense team.
By the way, the first time.
I'd like to thank everybody in Lionel Nation who was here.
Yes, team Lionel and Christine.
Oh, oh, oh, Feckety.
Have you seen Christine Feckety?
This is like, she is, she talks like this.
And she has this, you know, that kind of fuzzy mic thing.
She has these bright red lips.
I mean, it's like the most alluring.
I mean, the messaging is, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right, Erica.
We knew all about that.
We knew all about that.
And you go, oh my God, she just nails it.
Nailed it.
It's like, oh my God.
But listen, yes or no, have you noticed how she's dressing down?
Johnny, Johnny Gelaine says, the octopus has many arms, the onion many layers, the potato many eyes.
Ooh, ooh, look at you.
And the raisin many wrinkles.
Oh, that's it.
And I would say to you, very frankly, ladies and gentlemen, in closing argument, I want you to understand, by the way, don't mind if I'm jumping around.
Now I'm doing closing argument.
Closing argument is when I wrap it up.
Direct Examination Questions00:09:30
I'm going to be very clear.
We want you to go back in that jury room.
We want you to return a verdict of not guilty.
And not guilty.
Let me tell you what it doesn't mean.
It doesn't mean there was no other body.
It doesn't mean there was no conspiracy.
It doesn't mean there were no actors, no foreign actors, domestic actors.
It doesn't mean there was Intel, FBI, CIA, Mossad.
It doesn't mean anything.
It merely means that this, this, this, this prosecution, good people, all of them, always throw a bone to your body.
Good people, honest, hardworking.
It was an honor.
To have been co-counsel or opposing counsel.
Nothing but respect for them.
Don't do that Bruce Cutler business.
Don't ever mock people like that.
And when you are doing that, you are sandbagging them like you can't believe.
They're good people.
It's like, oh, shoot, here we go.
He's giving us a word, good people.
We're done.
He's doing the old, we're great people.
We're done.
We're finished.
But I'm going to say, ladies and gentlemen, I want you to imagine something.
Imagine instead of this, Lionel Merch.
Look at that.
Look at that mug, huh?
Look at that mug on the mug.
Christmas is just around the corner.
It makes a great stocking stuffer and it's fine for dad or grand.
Okay.
Let's say I've got something here.
Number one, please follow me on this.
This is a sample of urine.
Please.
I know what you're thinking.
This is a home pregnancy test.
Why you want to find out if your home's pregnant?
I have no idea.
Anyway, I go like this.
I pipette it.
I go like this.
I put it.
I wait.
We went there, we go like that, we put it, and you're waiting, okay, five minutes ago, up, no pregnancy.
Now, what does this mean?
What does this mean?
Does this mean that she never had sex?
No.
Does this mean that the sample is from somebody?
What if the sample is from an 85 year old woman?
How do I know the sample is from the person over there?
I don't know.
All I know is this thing says zero.
So I don't know.
I don't know what that means.
Don't you understand?
Well, it's hers.
My God.
She's that woman from OnlyFans who had sex with 5,000 people.
Don't tell me there's no.
I don't know what happened.
I'm telling you, this says no.
This is not guilty.
I don't know anything about it.
I don't know what her story is.
This says not guilty.
You're a pregnancy test, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not asking you to figure out what happened, who was involved.
You're not guilty.
That's it.
You're like a radiologist who holds it and goes, Bro, the bone's not broken.
Why?
Look at it.
You know, he fell off a roof.
I don't care where he fell off it.
There's no broken bone here.
Not guilty.
That's all I want you to do.
I don't want you to read into this.
And the first thing I would do is I would say, ladies and gentlemen, please understand something.
Never piss off the government.
Don't.
Don't piss off people.
Go on and tell them flat out.
This is a very simple thing.
The question was Did the state prove beyond a reasonable doubt that our client, Tyler Robinson, was responsible?
The answer is no, because the evidence was not there.
That's it.
That's all we're going to say.
Thank you.
The system worked.
Thank you, Judge So-and-so.
We're out of here.
Have a nice day.
And get the hell out of Dodge before they change their mind.
That's it.
It doesn't mean what you think.
Now, Kiriakou, you took Candace, Baron, you do whatever you want.
And you're probably right.
I'm not going to tell you you're wrong whether this isn't the feds or this isn't Mossad.
Could be.
I don't know.
I'm not, that's not my, that's, I'm a pregnancy test.
Pregnant or not, that's it.
I don't know anything about these people.
I'm not, I don't do that.
I don't know motivation.
I don't know why.
And why would they do that?
I don't know.
Well, who did this?
I don't know.
Could it be Doge?
I mean, could it be these people?
Could be.
Could be.
But I'm not here to do that.
I let other people.
You figure that out.
I hope you find out.
Because, by the way, we have nothing but respect for the great Charlie Kirk.
That's another thing, too.
Charlie Kirk did nothing to.
And by the way, Tyler may not have liked him.
Tyler may not have cared for him.
A lot of people didn't like him.
A lot of people don't like very powerful people and good people.
A lot of people didn't like Captain Kangaroo, for God's sake.
That doesn't mean anything.
This is not about who's right and who's wrong.
You always remove the other part.
You make the jury say, oh, you're a pregnancy test.
That's it.
And if anybody asks you when you go out there, you go, how did you find him not guilty?
Because the evidence wasn't there.
You always remove the guilt.
Okay, that's all.
And by the way, ladies and gentlemen, these people who testify, they're not bad people.
They're not part of some cabal.
These are the great people of the law enforcement of Utah.
They keep Utah a great place.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
We're not guilty, a verdict means not pregnant.
I don't know why.
And you just defusing, okay, all right.
And when you do cross examination, do leading questions.
You know the difference, right?
Direct examination is you're my witness.
I'm going to call you.
Ladies and gentlemen, Your Honor, we call the head of emergency medicine.
We call Tyler Robinson's sister.
We call it for our case.
We want this person.
We want to make a point.
That's called direct examination.
It's our witness.
And I can't ask leading questions.
Leading questions is questions that.
Suppose the answer.
Isn't it true you've never been to Poughkeepsie?
Isn't it true you've never been to Crossrail?
Isn't it true you don't really understand what the song Born in the USA is about?
Isn't it true?
It's a fact, isn't it?
You've never been to Cleveland, haven't you?
Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
That's leading questions.
And the law hates them, except when you're cross examining, which means the other side's witness, because they're not going to help you.
They're not going to be helpful.
So the rules of evidence say, okay, we'll give you a little bit of, we'll allow you to ask leading questions.
But that doesn't mean, you know, Yell at them.
Also, if it's an adverse witness, which is a little bit different, don't want to get too, too complicated.
But direct examination is who, what, when, where, why.
State your name for the record.
Where are you employed?
Did you happen to see the video of Charlie?
Yes.
And what did you see?
And what happened then?
And who, but when, thank you very much.
Your witness.
Then the other side, in this case, would be the state.
They get to cross examine and they can ask leading questions.
And leading questions are the best.
Dr. Lipschitz, yes.
Isn't it a fact that you found no evidentiary connection between this lint brush and any of the fragments found within the body of Charlie Kirk?
Isn't that true?
Yes.
No further question.
There is nothing.
And when you sit down, After one question, or you got nothing, no further question.
It's like, wow.
That's all they remember.
That's all they remember.
And some lawyers are so stupid, they repeat what's on direct.
So you say that there's evidence connecting Tyler.
Yes.
And you said, What are you doing?
Why are you repeating?
Get him off.
He's their witness.
Get him off.
But sometimes to impeach, to impeach a witness means, doesn't mean like impeach a president, but it means to affect their credibility.
Mrs. Imagine this, Tyler's mother.
Let's say the prosecution says, Mrs. Robinson?
Yes.
You're Tyler's mother, aren't you?
Yes.
And you love him, don't you?
Yes.
And you wouldn't want to see anything bad happen to him now, would you?
No.
Thank you very much.
No further questions.
What does that tell you?
You're his mom.
Who the hell cares?
Get out of here.
You know what Jerry Spence used to do?
He would say, Thank you very much for being here.
We appreciate you.
Thank you for taking the time out to come.
First of all, you didn't invite me.
I got a damn subpoena.
What are you thanking me for?
If I don't show up, they're going to hold me in contempt of court.
But Spence would always say, Thank you.
Thank you very much for this.
Oh, thank you.
Like what, Jerry?
Did you invite him?
Is this your party?
Oh, what do you think of Jerry Spence as a litigant?
Hearsay Objection Tactics00:15:43
I can't believe it.
I just said that.
And then he was very good.
Sometimes a little folksy.
Sometimes a little folksy, a little, you know, me.
But it depends on the case.
If you've got the facts, remember, normally you ask, why is this going to try on the first place?
Well, yeah, what's going on with this?
Min Mountain Star Studios says, Wizard of Oz, don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain.
Immediately cleaning, yeah, contaminating the crime scene seems a bit suspicious.
Oh, doesn't it ever?
Doesn't it ever?
Absolutely.
Von Anken says, What do you think of Karen Reed's defense team?
Good.
I'm not as familiar with that as this, but thank you for the question.
Defense teams are pretty good.
Most people, like I said, most people, there's an art.
Go back and read, go online and read the name Irving Younger.
Irving Younger.
He did the evidence series.
He was.
Phenomenal.
Look up Irving Younger.
Died way too early, but he was the dean of evidence.
I love evidence.
Evidence is the most fun.
If you know the rules of evidence, you can have a ball.
Get into hearsay?
Oh, God.
Oh.
Oh.
That's the best.
You probably think hearsay is somebody says, and he said that he objected to hearsay.
Wait a minute.
Maybe.
You know how many times when he said objection hearsay.
You can't say what somebody else said.
Oh, yeah?
What do you think a confession is?
Cop comes in and says, He said he did it.
Objection hearsay.
Ah, but it's an exception.
It's an admission.
What?
Hearsay is a great rule with 35 million exceptions.
Hearsay is an out of court statement that is offered to prove the truth of the matter asserted.
What does that mean?
We're not going to get into it how, but it means out of court statement.
Why is that important?
Not under oath.
We don't want people coming in.
Don't tell me what you saw.
What you heard.
No, no.
Bring that person in.
First of all, who are you?
Well, I was there and he said, Was he under oath when he told you that?
So we have no reason because we like to have people under oath.
We want people to say specifically what it was that they heard, but you're vouching for it.
And if I'm wrong and if I'm lying, what was he going to say?
He was lying.
I don't know if he was.
No hearsay.
We don't like that.
Also, we don't have demeanor evidence.
We don't have a Demeter.
How did he say it?
How did he say it?
Did the woman come up to you and say, That's the man who killed my daughter?
Ooh, versus, Yeah, that's the man that killed my daughter.
Now, when you read the transcript of that, they both read, That's the man that killed my daughter.
But boy, the differences between.
That's why we don't like hearsay.
How did he say it?
We can't hear this.
And also, there has to be indicia of reliability.
But here's the only, oh, an opinion.
We hate opinion.
I think he was going about 50 miles an hour.
Excuse me, objection.
Here's a who is this guy?
How does he know what 50 miles an hour was?
What are you, an expert?
Well, I think a look at gunshot.
Excuse me, objection.
Yeah.
By the way, some I liked one trial lawyer who never said objection.
He said, Oh, no, you don't.
Oh, no, you don't.
And the judge even said, Would you stop saying, Oh, no, you don't?
Would you just give objection and overrule sustained or what have you?
Monica Monico Soler says, John Breonix and did a phergic analysis on the Mike Theory, I said that his work to your top comment on X Comment is pretty impressive.
Interesting.
That is fantastic.
Here's the story.
Here's the story.
I, and thank you, by the way, I'm not going to bring that up.
You understand that, right?
I'm not going to bring that up.
I don't want to hear about a microphone.
I don't want to hear about it.
I'm representing Tyler.
We're representing Tyler.
They said it was that rifle.
I don't want the rifle in.
That's it.
Don't give these people anything to say.
Ooh, microphone.
Well, maybe he has something to do with the microphone.
Oh, God.
Excuse me.
How would he have anything to do with an exploding microphone?
I don't know.
Some jurors are.
You understand something?
That's YouTube talk.
That's fun.
That's.
Who did it?
That's what detectives do.
We're defense lawyers.
We're not here to solve anything.
I'm here to take whatever connection between guilt and Tyler and break it apart.
Not guilty.
Not pregnant.
That's it.
I don't want to go in.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, you know, love your look tonight.
Well, thank you.
Love my look.
My look is horrible tonight.
Thank you.
Anyway, you're very kind.
The thing about this is I'm not there to do that.
I don't.
Don't bring it.
Well, you know how come Bb Nanyahu, immediately after this happened, said, oh well I, I didn't do it, I didn't do it.
What the hell was?
Bb said, well Bb, who said you did it?
Wait a minute, do you know something about this?
Oh no oh, why the hell are you saying here, Bb, this is weird.
You, that's great for youtube.
I don't want to talk about them.
I don't care about Bb, I don't care about anybody.
I want to get him out of here.
I want him acquitted.
I want to say, you said, well, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, there's no admission and there's no kind of weapon, and that's it.
We're out of here.
You don't want somebody saying, uh, foreign and treating, huh?
Oh, the old Jew angle, huh?
You anti Semitic bastard.
I don't want that.
I don't want to bring that up.
Could be.
Now, after this is done, then you say, President Trump?
Yeah.
How about old Pam Bondi?
Whoa.
How bad?
How bad?
A little time.
How bad must she have been?
Cash, but Towser?
I'm getting laid.
Cash?
The joke, he's there, and you, how bad could Pam?
I mean, she was no piece of work, but, and Bongina, he left early.
Isn't that weird?
But anyway, but the point is, you could say, listen, whoever's in charge, Todd Blanch, I want you to follow this up.
So remember, it's great that you're, you know, exploding mics and things.
Hey, and how, and what the hell was, and how come he got that?
How come he was taking the SD card out of the, out of the, out of the camera?
This son of a bitch.
Can the defense request that they recreate that to prove it was that certain weapon?
Remember, there's no mention of the weapon.
Why?
Because there's no connection.
There's no connection.
Thank you, by the way.
There's no connection to the weapon.
Who wants to talk about a weapon?
I don't know.
Remember.
And we found a lint brush at that time, too.
Yeah.
So, you know, lint brushes have been known to peruse to double as guns.
Excuse me.
There's no connection to the lint brush.
Yeah, I know, but it was his lint brush and his fingerprints on it and the DNA of five other people.
Would you stop saying lint brush?
The lint brush, there's no connection.
Same thing with the rifle.
But it was a Mauser 98.
So what?
It had nothing to do with anything.
Yeah, but still.
Still what?
Well, you know, nobody could get a shot off that from that far.
I don't think anybody got a shot off that.
I don't think that gun got a shot off.
Maybe somebody else.
I don't know.
I heard that.
That's it.
That's all I know.
So you want to find them guilty because you heard.
That's it.
That's all you have.
You have a sound.
You don't even have a bullet.
Our good friend, our good friend Boise Jet Guy says TPUSA could knock on all suspicion of microphone boom by releasing the audio from the microphone after the boom.
That is true.
That is true.
But remember, from Tyler's point of view, I don't want to hear about that.
You do that.
Absolutely.
You pick up the phone.
And you know, Tyler, I'll tell you the best thing, what Candace should do, which is the most important.
Candace should have a special, it used to be called the Russell Tribunal.
Right after Vietnam, Bertrand Russell and Jean Paul Sartre, like Franz, they had these tribunals where they would get together and they had learned people from all over the world, you know, establish or provide information as to their theories behind what the Vietnam War was about.
She should have her own trial.
Remember one time they had Jerry Spence and Vincent Bugliosi recreate the JFK thing?
Have this.
Have Candace just say, put a documentary together.
Part one, the microphone, the exploding microphones.
Part two, the shirt.
Part three, witness testimony.
Part four, let them have it.
But remember, I'm not going to do that in trial.
I'm not going to bring any of that stuff up.
I mean, it's good, but I just want them to say, I don't know who this guy is or why we're bothering him.
And we don't even know if they took a gun residue test for his hands, correct?
That's true.
GSR.
Gun, yes, right.
Gunshot residue, GSR test.
We don't know.
I got one for you.
We don't even know if that gun was even fired ever.
Ever.
We don't even know if somebody said, hey, do me a favor.
Try, try, balance that.
Look at that scope.
What if somebody said, you couldn't hit shit with this thing?
It was all out of whack, is it?
But we're not going to get there.
Because remember, here's our story.
This is what they won't understand.
And these bastards on Fox News, as you said, they get these people from, what is it, from the NRA or something.
Just because you can't prove that the rifle was the source of the bullet doesn't mean anything.
Oh, yeah?
Really?
What about this?
What about this pregnancy test?
Well, sometimes they don't work, and sometimes they change the sample.
And sometimes maybe they did this too early before the.
Excuse me.
Yeah, I've got this thing here.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
This says not guilty.
This says not pregnant.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You got this guy.
Here's my defense.
Look at this dumbass over here.
Hey, I'm Tyler Robinson.
I don't know why I'm here.
I look like Kash Patel.
I don't know why I'm here.
I didn't confess to anybody.
They got granddaddy's shooting iron.
I got a gay boyfriend, girlfriend, trans with a fuzzy hat.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I didn't write this.
Read the writing on there.
Tell me, do I use a vehicle?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Thank you very much.
They're going to say, get not guilty.
This guy?
He's no connection.
You, juror number three, you've got more connection than he does.
Did you confess any evidence of you confessing?
No, same with him.
You have any evidence of you shooting a pirate?
Same with him.
Why don't you switch seats?
It's ridiculous.
You want to mock it, you want them to say, This is ridiculous.
And then we get some nerd, some real, some IT tech guy, whiz.
We can say, let me ask you something here.
Michaela, you know, Dwayne, whatever your name is.
Where did you work?
Well, I worked for Apple.
Oh, so you're a real techie.
I do a few things.
Let me ask you something here.
I'm going to show you something here.
This is a.
This is what they keep saying.
This is a text message.
Now, before I show you a text message, what exactly are you going to need to hear before you connect that text message with that person?
What do you mean?
Well, phrased differently.
Can I make it look like I got this from yours?
Oh, yeah.
What would you need?
Well, I need to authenticate.
I need to go in the ISP.
I need to do it.
We did a metadata.
Did they present this to you?
No.
Did we ask for it?
Yes.
So if you could show, and this is the best.
Remember years ago, there was a Showtime show called It Was About Election Fraud.
I forget what it was.
I forget the name of the.
This was years ago.
This is before all of the election denial.
I forget the name of this.
Oh, it's like hijacked or something.
Anyway.
There was this, just hear me out.
There was this experiment.
They said, This is a model to this guy.
He's a polling kind of a data guy.
He says, This is the model 223, whatever, from whatever.
Now, go ahead and check this, this, this.
Your vote is for John Smith, right?
John Smith, John Smith, John Smith.
Let's just assume.
Okay.
You got that?
Okay.
Give me the card.
Great.
Now, I want you to look at the card.
It says, Jack Smith, Jack.
Wait a minute.
It switches it.
Or if you hit this, this, it changes the number.
Not hijacked.
Anyway, when people saw this experiment, they said, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Now, if I said, hey, listen, so and so, listen, Moondog or whatever your name is, here's my phone.
Can we do an experiment?
Yeah.
Here's my phone.
Ad Fallacies in Depositions00:07:16
Okay.
I make a show.
Is it possible to have, we can have like, let's assume we, maybe we can't even do this, but imagine this.
I'm being kind of crazy.
Let's say there's one of the, remember the overhead projectors when you were a kid with that wheel?
And anyway, you got this thing.
This is my phone.
You got this?
Okay.
Can you?
Create something on this that says, I did it.
I was responsible for Charlie Kerr.
Yeah, I'll show you how to do that.
How would you do that?
Simple.
I'll hack this, this, this, and this.
Now look at it.
There it is.
Now, let's assume there was something like that.
Like, holy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bring up Tyler.
Hey, Tyler.
Tyler, you're not a wizard.
You know, he got an ACT and all this stuff, and he's a.
Oh, he's a brilliant.
He's a brilliant, really.
Tyler, can you do me a favor?
We had your phones.
I had somebody look at every one of your text messages for style, usual.
Sometimes people will.
You remember a while back, some people wouldn't put a period.
They wouldn't end it.
They just have a particular style, particular way of doing this.
Have somebody, a forensic person, say, because they may use this kind of as a sort of a quasi confession.
Does this look like something he would write?
Absolutely not.
Look at this one vehicle.
Say, who did this?
Nobody speaks like this.
You could have run through, you could have used ChatGPT, you could have run all of his text through it, said, okay, now that you understand it, now that you've learned the way he writes, give me what would be a confession.
It was the worst.
Now, you want to get his girlfriend, what's his name?
Twigs or Twigs, whatever his Lance, whatever the girlfriend's name is, may not even need her because that may be a problem.
I may not even, I like to maybe cross examine her.
Let the prosecution call her.
So, what I'm saying is, at the end of this, the jury says, this is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.
That's what I want.
Very simple.
And you know, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, there we go.
Sal Angelo, ladies and gentlemen.
Sally, you are the best.
My good, dear friend, the best.
Thank you, dear buddy.
That'll be Sal Angelo Pizza, ladies and gentlemen.
Ask for it by name.
When you see this, they want you to go back, Mr. and Mrs. Jury.
They want you to go back and say, okay, let's find him guilty.
If you were to find him guilty, What would be the reason for that?
What would be the reason?
Why?
Tell me.
Think about it.
What?
Now, let's assume, remember, they've kept the admission out and they kept the gun out.
And you have to be very careful.
Sometimes, if you do a motion to eliminate or a motion to suppress, you don't want to say, oh, yeah, where's the gun?
It's like, wait a minute.
I think you opened the door.
You didn't want this mentioned.
Now you're mentioning it.
So you just don't mention it at all.
So, anyway, what would you do?
Let's say you went back and found him guilty.
He looks guilty.
Maybe he was there.
I love to ask this one Detective.
Salangelo, I would, Sal, I'm not suggesting you would be the super, but you're the chief of detectives with the Utah, whatever the city is.
Yes.
If I came in, if I came in the day after this and said, I did it, what would you do?
What would you do?
Would you check and see my stuff?
What would you consider?
As reasons to maybe hold me or maybe something I could say that you might say, I think this guy did it.
You know, other people confess, right?
So why did you turn them away?
What was so special about him?
The only who was it?
Who was it that started this in the first place?
Review logical fallacies, ad hominems, dismissive.
I like that.
Thank you so much.
By the way, fallacies or ad hominem attacks have done nothing to go to the core, the meat, the gravamen, dare I say, of the issue at hand.
And thank you.
If I were to say, what?
Who puts you in charge?
Who?
This, by the way, you learn a deposition.
Where did this guy come from?
Tell us how this did you look anyplace else?
Yeah, did you figure that's it?
Yeah, that's it.
You just don't want to make the police look like idiots because some people don't like that.
Somebody may have a relative who's a cop or whatever it is, but you want to ask the question, Why in the name of God did you do this?
Why in the name of God did you what is so special about him?
You know who Charlie Kirk was, don't you, detective?
Yes.
This is pretty much all the trappings, all the earmarks, all the indicia of some kind of international entry.
And this is what you did.
This is it.
This is where, what did you do?
What did you do?
Huh?
Him?
What was so special?
Tell us.
Did you look any further?
Did you look any, you know, wanted more information?
What?
Him?
This is the guy?
And of course, I'm going to say, listen, Tyler.
Don't be surprised.
I'm going to make you look like a dumb shit, like you're retarded or something.
And don't.
And Tyler would say, You go right ahead.
I'm just telling you, this?
You never went any further?
What's the matter with you?
What is the matter with you?
Do you know who Charlie Kirk was?
This is the way you did the FBI help?
Did you look up?
Because, you know, a lot of times local.
People just like with the case of the poor Nancy Guthrie.
Oh, what about her?
That horrible case, a poor woman.
They just, she just, they don't even care.
They don't care about her.
That's what this is about.
So, my friends, and we'll talk more about this, you're really going to get an education on this one.
See, because I'm going to teach you different, I'm going to show you.
Appeal Confessions and Pushing00:03:43
See, a lawyer, defense lawyer said, I'm not here to solve anything.
I'm just going to say, it's almost like saying, this is a comedy club, and the prosecution has the burden to make you laugh.
And it's my job to say, that wasn't funny.
That was a terrible joke.
Did you enjoy that?
Did you get your money's worth?
Did he tell a joke?
Was it funny?
Did that joke make sense to you?
It's the worst joke in the world.
Okay.
And then I leave and they say, you know, he's right.
I don't get the punchline.
I don't get anything.
That's what this is.
They don't get the punchline.
Where did you get this poor bastard?
Why him?
Why?
Look at him.
I mean, where did you?
Well, because you didn't think you could push him around?
Is that it?
Why?
And then, He's asking me all the time.
He asked me.
He asked me as his defense lawyer, why are they keeping me here?
You know, I don't know what to tell you.
What did I do?
Well, you were there and you dated a guy, wears a fuzzy hat, I guess.
And they say you confessed.
But, well, you got to be careful because if there's a motion to eliminate that's granted, you can't bring it up.
But the point is, the jury said he confessed anything.
And they keep referring to this weapon, assuming it comes in, which is weird.
Because that, oh, and by the way, you always have somebody, you have your appellate guy with you.
And the appellate guy goes, he says, this is error, error, error.
Object, object, object.
Preserve it for appeal.
And then the appeal, you say, the following was absolutely, that confession came in and that gun came in.
And if that isn't a violation of due process, I don't know what is.
And then you think, oh my God.
Then we got the appeal coming up.
Oh, Jesus.
And then at the same time, now this is when we really, really remember, I want you to understand something.
If I thought this guy did it, I wouldn't be talking to you about this.
I wouldn't be, I wouldn't defend, I mean, I could defend him professionally.
I can do the best I can.
But I'm not here because I love any, because this goes against TPUSA or Erica.
No.
No, if this guy did it, I'd say, well, we have a different tack and we work accordingly.
No, I'm here because I don't think he did it.
I think he can prove it.
I don't think he did it.
And I believe enough in Charlie to say they're not going to railroad some guy.
It's funny, you know, Erica, you're soldiers in forgiving this poor son of a bitch, but you want to send him up the river.
You're going to send him up the river forever.
And plus, then you file that motion for speedy trial, which remember under the Sixth Amendment, a defendant is.
Is entitled to a speedy and a public trial.
And normally it's provided for by statute, by rules of procedure.
There's speedy trial, constitutional speedy trial, pre accusatory delay.
And defendants don't want speedy trial.
Holland Sandra Trial Defense00:14:41
No, take your time.
Let this thing get old.
Let this thing, let them lose the passion they have about me.
But not all arrogant.
Oh, no, no, we want to speed this up.
I forgive you, but let's speed this up.
Let's get this Hooterville, the Cannonball Railroad on the.
Let's get this Patsy, you know, jammed up and jelly tight.
Get his ass out of here because I got merch to sell.
And by the way, ladies, did you notice how Erica's looking real plain?
Hey, Erica, love the look.
What is that?
What is this?
What are you, Georgie girl or something?
What happened to the La Gaulle Lame and the tennis shoes and this?
Interesting.
Apparently, you got the memo.
Very interesting.
And what about, by the way, don't you think that, have you seen anybody from TPUSA?
These people are, please, I don't use this word to mock people with developmental or intelligence deficits.
But as they say in Boston, They're retarded.
Say, Peter Griffin, they're retarded.
Have you heard anybody?
Is there anybody from TPUSA?
What are they doing?
They sit around in this circle jerk all night.
They almost say, shut up.
What's the matter with you?
They talk just to talk.
They say, you know, we're listening to you.
You know, we can see you, right?
And we're listening to this, and you're making your matter.
You're killing your case.
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
Who told you to speak?
Shut the up and do your charity or whatever the hell you're supposed to do.
I don't know who Colvet, this guy's a moron.
These are some of the most stupid people.
Listen, I don't want to go DEI on your ass, seriously.
But is there a black person anywhere?
Is there a brother or a sister?
Homeborn has got a bad mama cream.
Anybody?
Anybody?
Is there anybody?
Maybe somebody looks like that.
Maybe musket.
Is there somebody who's somebody who's just somebody, somebody Pedrito?
Listen to me, anybody?
Do you?
This is America, god damn it, and this is this is heterogeneity, and this is a rule.
This is a land of diversity.
Who are these people?
And have you seen?
Oh my god, the one that is the uh, what is this kid's name?
Oh, oh.
Have you seen this guy, Brylon Holland?
Did you see this guy?
Huh?
Brylon Holland?
Brillon Holland?
What the fuck is this guy?
Have you seen this guy?
Look, I.
I don't want to say the right thing.
I'm not saying anything about it.
But could you get somebody who looks a little more, you know what I mean?
Some ethete, say, implicit, let's be nice.
Can we get a dweeb twerp?
You know what he looks like, don't you?
You know?
I mean, if he put it this way, if he took the stand, you know, Tyler would be saying, Hey, I can lose the dude with the fuzzy head.
What's your name?
Can I call you Bry?
Whoa.
Now, listen, why do I say that?
Why do I say that?
Why?
Because this is supposed to be a Christian organization.
Don't you understand that?
Damn it.
He stood for the family.
He stood for families and kids and moms and dads.
And he didn't stand for us.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Look, this is TPUSA.
You get this guy?
Are you kidding me?
What was Charles Nelson Riley busy?
Ask your parents.
Rip Taylor?
Who is this?
It's like, are you nuts?
This guy?
You want to get some guy, some rock rip, you know, some Navy SEAL Team Six with the tats, some Sean Ryan reject or whatever it is.
Get somebody like that.
Yeah, I'll tell you what, Charlie was a hell of a guy.
There you go.
But instead, hi, I'm Bryland.
Oh my God.
Are you, do you have eyes?
Look, I'm sure this is a great guy, but it's like, are you kidding me?
Imagine that.
Ask me, where am I?
Excuse me.
Yeah, yeah, that's your question.
Sure.
Look, you're not too crazy about that gay thing, right?
Am I telling the truth?
Huh?
So, you know, I mean, You don't need any gator.
You don't need any.
What is what are you doing?
Seriously, he was made in a laboratory.
This is this look.
Here is the thing.
I want you to understand something.
I don't care about that.
One of our best friends, best is a fellow who will who looks like remember Wayland Flowers and Madam.
Yeah, looks like Madam.
He's a man and could break you in half, kick your ass.
He's about six foot.
He's strut.
He's solid.
But to hear him, he's a beautiful guy.
I don't care about that.
He wears like a turban.
He looks like, I don't know what he looks like.
Like B. Arthur meets Madam from Wayland Flowers and Madam.
But I would tell them, look, pal, I love you.
You know I do, but you're not going anywhere near my organization.
Why?
Because they keep talking about families.
And even though we love heterosexuals, we, you know, we, it's supposedly, so what are you doing?
So what do they do?
They say, I don't care.
And again, I'm not accusing anybody of being gay because being gay is not against the law.
Nothing wrong with it.
But image, image.
What do you want to sell titlist?
You know, you want to get a guy with his hairy wrists and a silver ID bracelet?
Oh, I got a big birthday.
That's what I do.
You know, you, you crazy bastard.
You know, you went to tough.
You, appreciate this.
This is the image you're going after.
And what do they do?
I don't know what this is.
I swear to Alan Seuss, ask your parents.
It's they, the thing is, they don't care.
This thing, excuse me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, excuse me.
First of all, I don't want to hear anymore.
This is what they're saying.
I don't want to hear anymore your shit about.
About Erica.
I don't want to hear any more of this stuff.
We do whatever we want.
We're TPUSA, damn it.
We can do whatever we want.
We are invincible.
So shut up.
You know how many Jeep, Gulf, Springler, how many private jets have you been on?
I won't go to the corner without a jet.
So you shut up.
You see where we live?
You know how much we make?
You ever see Charlie's place?
We're rolling in it.
So we're doing something right with all of our flaws.
And we don't need you to tell us what to do.
We know what we're doing.
And if Erica wants to jump out of a Out of some kind of a catapult thing or shot out of a cannon wearing gold, LeMay, flaunting all her gold.
And if she wants six days after her husband's death, they go, Hey, guys, yeah, hey, guys, how's the merch doing?
Hey, guys, it's me, yeah, tough about Charlie.
Oh, yeah, okay, now, how are the hat sales doing?
You've got to be kidding.
We'll do whatever we want, and if you don't like it, we're going to call you some heartless bastard.
What do they call Candace?
She's a She's a demon.
It's like they have this hypocrisy.
It's not even hypocrisy.
It's like people who say, Oh, yeah?
Oh, oh, oh.
So you don't think we need to be in Iran yet?
You anti Semite bastard.
You say, Anti Semite?
What are you talking about?
Well, I just think maybe when you vote, it might be a good idea to have an ID.
You racist bastard.
You racist.
You see how they do?
Well, I just think that, you know, there's a man, a woman, you, you transphobic, homophobic, you sick bastard.
It doesn't work anymore.
Yeah, that's what I said.
And it's not working anymore.
Did you hear, by the way, did you hear Bob Costas cut this guy's ads up?
And Bob's a lefty.
He said, women and men should not be competing together.
Hello?
That's what this is.
So there's Caroline Levitt.
I also want to say, Mr. President, yeah, can I talk to you a minute?
Yeah.
Sir, permission to speak, sir.
Yeah.
Are we in a secure?
Can we go to a SCIF room, Mr. President?
Yeah.
Is it okay here?
Yeah.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
What the fuck are you doing?
You've got enough problems as it is.
What are you doing with this Erica Kirk?
What is the matter with you?
Do you know who she is?
Yeah.
No, She's weird.
Oh, oh.
And wouldn't that be something?
Wouldn't that be something if all of a sudden during trials?
Oh, this is sick.
This is mean.
You want me to tell you?
I'm going to tell you.
Let's assume Erica Kirk somehow testifies.
Let's assume she testified and I get to cross examine her.
And I say, Mrs. Kirk, one more thing, yeah.
Do you believe in, listen to me, tell me you're listening, tell me you're listening.
Do you believe, Ms. Kirk, in, this is my case, by the way, do you believe in text messages and the validity of them?
Well, yes.
The text messages that they say, my client, Tyler, Tyler, would you say hi?
Hi!
Mishkino, Tyler.
Anyway, do you believe that, If something is contained in a text message that it should be taken as true, oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
You know who Niss C is?
I believe her name is Nissy.
She is, as kids will say, awesome.
Niss, N-I-S-S-C-E.
You know who she is?
Yes.
She claims, not me, mind you, she claims that you might have been talking at some particular point to some kid, somebody 10 years, some 15-year-old kid, and saying some stuff.
It's a little weird.
So am I supposed to believe that?
You said, I would imagine you'd say, but I didn't say that.
That's Forge.
Yeah.
But his aren't?
How can you look at something?
Oh, I see.
If it hurts you, it's Forge.
But if it hurts Tyler over here, her, I know.
He's the Starura.
You see that?
Look at this, Sandra.
Here's Sandra.
Sandra.
Sandra Strain.
Ooh, I like that.
Sandra Strain.
Be a nice name for some kind of a.
Of an ointment.
Thank you so much, Sandra.
I appreciate that immensely.
You see how these hypocrites are?
Now, we're not going to get it.
You got to be very careful in the court, you know, because she'll come in there.
You know what I'd love to do, too?
You ready for this?
I'm terrible.
You ready for this?
I'm terrible.
I'm terrible.
I'd love to do this.
Oh, hi.
Hi.
You know she's going to do that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, listen.
Ms. Erica, yeah, come here, here.
Use one of mine.
Throw that one away.
What?
That tissue you're using.
Throw it away.
You've used that.
Try one of mine.
They're covered with, they have aloe.
Aloe on them.
Aloe.
Aloe, right?
Anyway.
Aloe.
You don't mind using tissues that are coated with something, do you?
Give me your tissue.
Here, give it to me.
I'll throw it away.
No, give it to me.
What's up, dude?
What's this?
You know, if I didn't know better, Your Honor, may the court please take judicial notice?
What does it smell like to you?
Smells like Vicks vapor rubbers.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Ooh, ooh, see my eye?
No, I'm not.
I'm not saying.
I'm not saying she coats anything, but once she, I bet she hangs like, no, no.
Don't take my tissue.
Why?
What's the matter?
It's got DNA on there.
What are you going to clone you?
Because you know something's up with that.
You know something's up like that.
And you know what?
Ladies, because you probably cry more than we do.
You know why?
Because ladies are smarter.
They don't have as many heart attacks as men do because men always walk around crying.
Oh, in my wizened age, oh my God.
I see anything puppies, babies, I lose my mind.
Independent Music Choices00:15:39
But.
Isn't it funny how she never blows her nose?
Isn't that interesting?
Always like this.
And then Charlie, what about your nose?
No.
What's the first thing you do?
When you lacrimate, your eye, they're connected.
You blow your nose.
She never does.
It's always just this.
Ladies and gentlemen, here we go.
Here comes trouble.
Here's Anna Tyson.
Sir Lionel, hello from Iceland.
Iceland!
Hang on.
Yeah!
I love listening to you, but I find it odd that such a brilliant mind, whatever.
Support Trump and think that the far right is any better than the far left, respectfully.
Dear lady, you are entitled to your number one.
I will tell you this much.
And I would be less than honest if I told you that everything the president does, I'm in favor of.
But my dear, I went through four years of a man who was brain dead, who shot his shorts, who didn't know where he was.
Who basically there was an auto pen?
He didn't have the guts, the balls, the wherewithal to do anything.
The Democratic Party actually believes, the Democratic Party believes that you need or that if you demand identification, you're somehow a racist.
President Trump, when he ran, by the way, ran in 2016, won reelection, and that was a joke.
He said, I want to do this.
Has he changed?
Yes, ma'am.
Am I happy with everything?
Absolutely not.
Will I ever vote Democrat?
No.
He'll be out.
There's term limits.
And who did he have when he ran?
We needed somebody to go in and basically give this country an enema.
An enema.
We had a Bezor.
You know what that is?
Like a hairball, like a hockey puck that needs to flush it out.
Now, has he done things that are stupid?
Without question.
Things that make me cringe?
Absolutely.
Far right?
No, I don't know.
We have to define what far right is because sometimes, sometimes there's stuff I want to do that would make Mussolini say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Like, for example, my beloved wife, please follow her at Lin's Warriors.
She's my hero.
She's my hero.
You don't know what I, for example, oh, is the Republican Party or Congress doing anything to protect kids?
Absolutely not.
They're disgusting.
They're disgusting.
Now, what I hear her say, by the way, Lindsmore, please, you've been so kind.
But when I hear what has happened to parents regarding their kids, I want to get, to use the term, medieval.
Far right?
Yeah.
Fascistic?
Yeah.
Torturous?
Yeah.
Scary?
Uh huh.
I mean, so believe me, you and I could sit, and I would bet you, young lady, you would be shocked at what I believe in.
I am an independent.
Independent.
Okay?
And I have no use for any of the parties, none, because I'm a political atheist.
And this left right bullshit is basically two sides of the same coin.
But I thank you for that.
And believe me, I can understand.
I know exactly why Trump drives people crazy.
But I had also Kamala Harris, or as you Latinos say, quemada.
Quemada is quemada.
This woman had logolalia or logorea, a schizophrenic condition in which it's called verbal incontinence.
She spoke nothing and she couldn't tell me anything.
And you say, why did you vote for Trump?
Are you kidding?
It's like, hey, you want to eat?
Yeah.
You got two choices raisinettes or dog shit.
What would you like?
Raisinettes?
Ooh, you like raisinettes?
Not really, but you told me.
I'm not saying that Trump is raisinettes, but believe me, it's a very complicated thing, and I understand exactly the complexity.
But back to this.
This is my mistress, and my wife knows this.
The Constitution of the United States.
This is it.
See these back here?
These are all my stickers from all my voting.
I love the franchise.
I love to vote.
I love what makes us who we are.
We're a great people.
Our government sucks Manox.
Absolutely the worst.
The worst.
But Americans were great.
We gave you great food.
We gave you the best.
You know what we did best?
Movies, but also other people did great music.
But music, we gave you music.
And I'm sticking to it.
And that, Tyler, has as much to do with the murder of Charlie Kirk as my lint brush.
Is that left?
I think that's very right.
I think it's very, very hardcore, hardcore constitutional.
Am I clear?
Because let me tell you something.
But thank you so much.
You know what's so terrible?
You know what?
When I say Iceland, when I say Iceland, do you know what I think of?
What do you think?
Quick, one word.
If I say Iceland, and this is so unfair for you, wonderful people, what do you think when I say Iceland?
What do you think?
What's the one.
The one name.
Look at this.
Lionel making IET easy for the fleet files.
Ooh.
Thank you, sir.
Okay.
What's the one thing you think?
Hang on.
What's the one thing you think of when you think of Iceland?
Hang on a minute.
There we go.
Cold.
Okay.
Cold.
What else?
Very simple.
Volcano.
Nope.
Nope.
Keep going.
Nope.
Come on.
One name.
One name.
Name.
I don't know what I'm trying to say there.
Bjork.
I'm sure you go to a wonderful place.
Boy, you got Iceland and Greenland.
What's the difference?
I have no idea.
Bjork.
That's it.
Bjork.
How about the poor people?
How about the what?
This is terrible.
Every time we have people who speak German, what do we think of?
We think of Hitler.
Oh my God.
Do they all speak like that?
They're all screaming and yelling.
And then I heard Nina.
99 Lufth balloons and the most beautiful thing.
Most beautiful music.
Anyway.
So here's what we're going to do right now.
I am a slave to the Constitution.
And the prosecution has a duty beyond a reasonable doubt.
It's not my rules, it's theirs.
And Tyler Robinson is not guilty of anything.
Does that mean he's innocent?
I don't know anything about innocence.
Only God or whoever knows about innocence.
But he is not guilty because they can't prove anything.
They can't prove it.
You understand what I'm saying?
They can't prove it.
It's the most wonderful thing in the world.
And that woman, I did something.
I hope you saw the video, which I think was interesting to an extent.
But I said, and you can watch it before.
I said, I think that Erica is kind of like a bad example.
It's like Kim Kardashian.
Like, why is she in here?
But also, probably more closely, she's probably like Meghan Markle.
She's this phony.
Ladies in particular, listen, and with all due respect, I hope my Icelandic friend, and again, thank you so much, hope you don't take this.
I am not chauvinist.
I've said this before in many respects, women are absolutely superior.
Men may be better physically and whatever it is, but in terms of being diabolical, deadly as hell, and vicious, women have us beat.
Don't forget, men are crazy.
Excuse me, women are crazy, men are stupid.
Because we're like Tyler.
Women are more, you know, Machiavellian.
What is it about her?
What is it about her?
What is it about, ladies?
What is it about?
Be honest.
Why does Erica drive you crazy?
What is it about her?
What is it about that drives her crazy?
What?
What is it about?
What is it about Erica that drives you crazy?
Tell me.
Tell me.
Ladies, I can tell you what it is right now.
I can tell you what it is.
You'd be surprised.
What is it?
You in particular, you see it more than anything else.
Phony is one thing.
She's false.
She's phony.
But why does phony bother you so much?
Why?
Her lies.
Why do lies bother you?
Fake.
Listen to the women.
See, phony, fake, fake Christian.
Women can be so narcissistic.
Stepford wife.
See this?
See?
Do you understand what's going on?
EK is a phony.
You hate phonies.
It's when she speaks.
When she speaks.
She's not a mom.
I don't do a favor.
Yes, you see this?
You see what's going on?
Let me tell you what's going on.
Ready for this?
Now, I said this one time to somebody who thought, oh my God, you're being, you're a, you're a, uh, You're being, what's the word?
You're being just chauvinist.
This is bullshit.
Anyway.
In nature, God, nature, God said, okay, I'm going to get two people, male, female.
Left and right, two eyes, binocular, bi aural, you know, two.
There are certain things that, you know, men, women, men, women, sperm, egg.
We get something sometimes, plankton, some snake skin.
But anyway, you got it?
Good.
One of you is going to carry the baby.
Women, you're it.
Thank you, Ben.
Have a nice day.
But you're out of the picture.
You're done.
I'm done.
You're done.
In fact, it's so interesting when women are born to have the XS chromosome, you're born with the XY chromosome, and the Y chromosome is genetically inert.
You prevent the formation of a woman.
Why do you think men have nipples?
We're mutant women.
Penis, clitoris, it's all homologous.
Testes, fallopian tubes, prostate, uterus.
How about this?
Check this out, men, and ladies, check your men.
The line that bisects the scrotum, the ball sack, as you call it, or Balzac, Honoré Balzac.
My favorite line is this I'm from the, I'm from the, I'm from the, I'm from the, oh God.
Anyway, I'm getting all over the place.
I'm from the opposition.
Excuse me.
I'm from the opposition party.
That's what I say.
Well, who do you?
What is your party?
I'm from the opposition.
Okay.
But there's a line that separates the scrotum.
It's called the bubble urethral rafe.
That is, in essence, homologous to the labia.
We are mutants.
We are mutant you.
We're stronger, but that's about it.
Except for Charlie.
I mean, not Charlie.
And by the way, Charlie, you know, and I know he was so.
He was so profoundly just not very sophisticated.
I think this was, I don't know, because you know what happens in the first piece of ass?
Look at Cash.
I'm getting laid.
They go crazy.
Men go crazy.
Women go crazy emotionally, men go crazy differently.
And Charlie, I don't think Charlie, anyway.
But going back to this, so God says, all right, ladies, here's what we're going to do.
First, contrary to what people think, in nature, you're going to be the more sedate of the two, you're going to be the most.
Easily camouflaged peacock, peahen.
You're going to be bland, khaki, because you're going to hide.
Because I gave you the duty of protecting the herd, the brood, the passel, the whatever you want to call it, the kids, the offspring.
Number two, I'm going to make you more vicious.
See, these people, they're vicious men, they're sprinters, you're long distance runners.
Your viciousness never goes away.
You'll hold a grudge till the day you die.
Numnuts over here gets upset, punches a wall, it's all forgotten.
Not you.
Not you.
You never forget.
Next, I'm going to make you more vicious because anybody who touches your kids, we've got to get the word out.
Don't mess with a mama.
Remember this, Sarah Payne, the mama bear, mama, whatever, mama grizzly, or you.
You will know a viciousness nobody's ever seen before.
You will know a level of ferocity to protect.
Not only that, to send the word out, don't even think about it.
Men.
And next, this is the most important.
Listen to me carefully.
Listen.
I'm going to make you more verbose and I'm going to make you, sorry, and I'm going to make you more sentient towards communication.
Much to the chagrin of many, many men who sometimes want to say, shut up.
Stop talking.
Have you seen little girls versus little boys?
Little girls are different.
Talking like my god, what is this?
God, they're so different, too.
Studies show that if you give a bunch of blocks to men, uh, boys, they they they they set the blocks up and they want to stack them, and girls spread the blocks out, they make a home, they make a house.
See, see, do you ever see a little girl who all of a sudden walks around with a baby?
This breaks my heart a baby carriage and like a ballerina tutu outfit, she's a mommy and a ballerina.
How rarefied you're a mommy, you're protecting somebody else from a kid.
And what's a boy doing?
I mean, just you know, hitting his head, and you know, we're nothing much to but then, but wait, as they say in QVC, but wait, there's more.
You ever seen two women in the bar like this, two men like this, two men in the bar?
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How are you doing?
Great, how are things going?
Terrific.
Buy a drink, yeah, really terrific.
How's the family?
Good, good.
I'm doing great.
Women, what did he say then?
I don't know how to make you feel, terrible.
You know what he said then?
Broke my heart.
He did, yeah.
And then I said, Wow, the complexity of interdynamics, interrelationships.
Wow, you like this?
We don't give a shit.
You do.
Why?
And here's the big thing this is a big lead up to this, but here's the big thing God says to you, Okay, listen, you're gonna look at this baby.
And you're going to have to watch that baby make a face, a grimmick.
If the baby's got gas, croup, colic, something ain't right, just something right.
Mothers will go to a doctor and say, Something's wrong with this baby.
But it's just.
Fathers go, Nothing wrong with him.
Yeah, because you're a moron.
Why?
You've got to know communication at levels nobody can imagine.
And you always don't know something's wrong, something's wrong, something's wrong, something's wrong.
That's okay.
Something's wrong.
And differences.
My baby's okay.
This is different.
She's acting different.
By the way, that's one of the signs of wisdom when you get older, being able to tell the differences between situations.
Kids and tests were great at whack a mole stuff, but older people were great at doing.
Remember when you remember highlights?
Remember that magazine when you were in the doctor's office in the back?
Because we didn't have, we used to go to the doctor's office.
They had nothing to read but highlights.
Goofus and gallant.
And this one was which of these two pictures is different?
This one.
Because the, The cat's missing.
Older people could tell right away.
And why is that?
Because what is it?
It's judgment.
Being able to tell this situation from this situation, this way of acting versus this.